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- Hello - Hello

What punctuality, I really didn't expect you to show up.

Well here I am. I wouldn't have made a date if I wouldn't.

I'm going to believe that you really do like me.

Well of course.

What are you thinking?

Careful man, I don't like making a scene.

You're right. Listen, we could...

I know a discreet hotel.

Do you think I'm a whore?

Forgive me, I didn't mean to offend you.

What do you want me to say? In the end...

One could say we're two strangers.

I don't even know your name or anything about you.

But that doesn't matter. What I know is that I like you.

All I want is to be with you.

Me too, but not in a dirty hotel, I'm sorry.

Forget it. Friends?

Of course.

Come on, let's get out of here. I know a peaceful, romantic place.

It isn't too far, is it?

Not at all.

Follow me, come on.

Come on, hurry up.

Wait!

Where are you going?

Come on man, run a little!

Aren't we going out too far?

- Are you scared? - Please.

- This is much better than your hotel. - Of course.

Come here.

Let's wait and see if someone comes by, a guard perhaps.

I don't think so.

Why's that? Have you been here before?

Lots of times. You aren't going to have a jealous fit, are you?

So that was it! Bitch! Thief! I'll show you!

Dirty fucker, you're gonna get it!

You wouldn't dare.

Of course not.

This isn't shit buddy.

BEYOND TERROR

Is my brother around? It's Lola.

Nico?

Yeah, I have the cash.

I'll tell you later.

Nothing, nothing, start already.

Did you find the dealer'?

Alright, I'll wait for you at the entrance to the bar.

Listen, let Chema and Jess know.

Alright, bye.

- Hello. - Hello, where are you going?

- I'm going into the city. - I'm headed that way myself.

Smell this.

Fuck. lt smells like a handful of shit.

You don't know babe, it's Moroccan gum, the best way to fly.

Hashish mixed with camel diarrhea.

How much?

I already settled the price with your brother, the usual, it's a steal.

I don't trust this guy's deals Nico.

Yesterday I let a friend of mine try it, she smoked too much...

Fuck... she was picking up the money I was tossing at her with her cunt!

Very funny. Get away from me, your breath stinks.

I can't stand people with rotten teeth.

Alright, the cash.

Give him the cash Lola. We'll take it.

- All? - Yeah.

And find yourself a good dentist, you son of a bitch.

- You guys want a beer'? - I'd puke.

Bye.

There they are.

S0?

We have it but now we're broke.

That's what always happens. Let's go.

What's up?

Listen to daddy.

What's have you come up with now?

Chema's a genius.

Is this it?

And now what?

They do good business on Fridays. Listen.

Here.

- Your eggs and ham. - Thanks babe.

What are you playing at pig?

Hey now, I just wanted to make sure.

Is it true you won a Miss Big Ass contest in a disco?

You faggot, go feel up your mother!

Calm down Mary, and you, if you're gonna keep that up I'll throw you out.

Alright pigs, up against the wall!

Yeah, this is a hold up!

Hurry up. The sooner we finish the better.

Keep an eye out. Don't let anyone come near.

You. Get to the back.

Get your hands on your heads imbeciles!

Over there.

Don't fuck with me fatty, you're the one that's gonna be pissing.

Hey!

Come on.

I have a little job for you... sexy.

Come on slut!

Call the cook, cocksucker!

Wait, give her the bag.

Ever been in one of those places?

Where they wash their unmentionables for a few coins?

Stop with the philosphy and take care of the orchestra, Lola.

- No names imbecile. - Watch your mouth.

Fill the bag with money from the register.

And with what those men have on them.

Move it!!

Start emptying your pockets, quickly!

Hurry up. The faster we do it, the better it is for everyone.

- A car's coming! - Damn, I knew it!

Everyone on the ground! If you so much as breathe, I'll blow you away.

You're not going to lock the doors, Jorge?

It's not necessary as long as you don't have a fortune in your bag.

Just a few panties.

Ajewel that isn't always needed.

- Is this a joke? - Stop barking dog!

Fuck your mother, thief!

Hold it. Let's take care of this at once. Everyone on your feet.

- Does it hurt? - Don't be stupid.

Be nicer to the girl.

This isn't the time for gallantry. Open the bag!

You shut up, understand? l'll take care of this one myself.

Careful! Two cops are coming.

Help!

Bitch! Bitch!

Stand and deliver!

Let's get the hell out of here!

Help me Nico...

Rest in peace, kid.

- I don't like dolls like you. - Let us go, we won't say a thing.

Leave her alone.

Why? She's a witness. Same with this fucker with her.

They'll be useful for our getaway.

Did you forget the guy from the gas station? He knows our bikes.

Of course. Chema's right.

We need to make things look like we're on a trip.

You, what do you do?

I sell floors.

And her?

Linda is my boss' wife.

I see... a con artist and a tramp.

Smoke.

It'll help you feel better.

Yeah, it has therapeutic effects.

We're gonna make a long trip together.

And I want us to be good companions.

Especially if a patrol car shows up. Agreed?

Answer... fucker!

- What are you doing, asshole? - I'm going to kill you!

Careful! Careful!

- Do something, separate them! - Leave them be.

Please!

Enough!

Put away the pigsticker, Lola.

I'm fine!

I'm gonna cut that faggot.

Alright, I have your pipe. I'll give it to you when you calm down. I give the orders.

No problem.

One could say we're like trash and shit.

And who is who?

Don't joke around.

I thought you knew I was a professor of philosophy and you're my favorite student.

G0 check the car.

For being a gigolo, you're tough and have a heavy hand. You'd have a future with us...

A better one than selling floors and romancing your boss' wife.

I'll pass, friend.

I'll have to take care of you doll... Do you mind?

Don't you have balls?

I'm sure you have bigger ones precious. That's what I like about you.

The car's fucked Chema... What do we do?

The road is ours. We'll take bets for the winning horse. Let's go.

That cow is real proud of her tits.

She has more than tits.

I've already noticed you're panting after her like a dog... and trying to lick her ass.

Don't fuck with me Lola. You sound like my mother.

25 years under my belt and she still gives me advice.

I don't feel like a mother exactly. What do you know anyway?

You need a fucking, but not with Chema. It'd be like me fucking Nico.

Faggot!

Tired?

I keeping my mind off of it.

And that's enough?

Sometimes.

- Fuck, you're pulling my leg. - That's right.

You remind me of a girl I knew a while ago.

She sang in the youth club in my neighborhood.

How romantic.

Romantic? Like hell. The thing's we'd do together...

- And what happened to her? - She married a horn player.

- To be expected. - What are you mumbling?

Nothing buddy, nothing.

Well don't beat me up about it. Take it out on him.

On him?

Look there!

- We should do something. - And what do you want me to do?

Hello in there!

Hello in there!

Watch out.

Don't just stand there.

Do something!

Hit him hard. Hit him hard!

Kill him! Kill him Lola!

Idiot. You could have killed me!

Follow me.

Welcome home.

I'm sure this is the first time you've been on your knees witch.

You. Watch the old lady.

Nico, go see if you find anything in the garage. It should be in the back.

And him?

You come with me. We might find a medicine cabinet upstairs.

Keep your eyes peeled, Lola.

I would've loved to have had a mother with your class Duchess.

With silver hair.

I've always thought that white hair had a special elegance.

What do you want? We don't have money here. There's nothing of value.

No? Then what's this?

N0, please, don't do it! No!

Leave her alone, you'll kill her!

I don't like you bitch. Who do you think you are? You're just a cock tease!

When I want something I get it no matter what it takes. Understand?

Now we can talk.

I don't see what the point is of dragging us along with you.

You don't?

If it's about Linda, you can keep her for all I care.

Hear that?

It sounds like someone's crying.

- What will you do? - Get dressed for starters.

Pretty huh?

Stolen.

Look princess. I'm going to tell you something you should remember.

You're in this up to your neck... understand?

At this point the police will be looking for us under every rock.

Do you know Commissioner Dogface?

He's hard.

Dedicated to his work.

The last time we saw each other...

He messed up my tits with electric shocks.

That asshole. Your mouth could be a spit jar for the pigs on the force.

A real milkshake baby.

Fuck. You got all dressed up for the dance.

We used a bathroom like the ones in the ads. It's got a panoramic shitter.

You already did your thing.

She got in my face. She's only unconscious.

S0 are we gonna live here or something?

Why not? This would be a nice hideout if it wasn't for the tenants.

Tenants?

Upstairs. The one in the picture.

A boy?

Nico found some wheels!

The tank's filled to the brim.

It wasn't hard. The keys were in the ignition.

Hello?

Shit. Why did you answer'?

Who was it?

I don't know.

Just heavy breathing.

A strange sound. It was like...

Like a death rattle.

She's on her deathbed.

We should leave. Someone must know we're here.

You're right. We'll look for provisions. You wait for us in the car.

What will we do with her and the boy upstairs?

Let them burn.

N0

N0

No. Please!

Listen Nico. This is crazy!

There's no other solution. Don't you get it?

Get out. This'll become an inferno.

Don't leave us. We'll die!

You've gone crazy.

There was no choice. This way they'll be no evidence.

Help!

I'm burning!

"Almighty lord, who reigns over the world in secret..."

"You who reigns over of the highest peaks, the earth's surface, and the surface of the sea's waters..."

"l worship you in my way. After giving you my soul to do with as you like..."

"Come to my side Lord of Shadows. N0 sacred image or object is in my home..."

"Present yourself, Lord. Come. Descend..."

"Penetrate Astaroth. Beelzebub. Satan..."

"Cover your slave with your majestic shadow..."

"Satan, I am yours"

"The day is mine..."

That goddamn music is making me nervous.

Yes. Me too.

Why don't you change the station?

I don't know what's going on. It must be broken.

Then turn it off, for fucks sake.

What the fuck is going on here?

"Help, help. I'm burning!"

What's this?

"Don't fear Andras. Don't fear."

Damned maniac. We're going to crash!

You're gonna eat...

Have you gone crazy? Watch the road!

The gears won't change.

The wheel is stuck!

You idiot. D0 something!

The brakes aren't working Chema!

"We're going to die! We're going to die!"

"We're going to die!"

- Fuck. Hit the brakes! - I can't!

Shit. Look where we've ended up.

What a nightmare. I thought it would never end.

I doubt it has ended.

If they gave you a Ferrari, you'd leave Jackie Stewart in the dust.

- I did what I could. - Does anyone have any idea where we are?

Barking.

Maybe there are people around here?

It would be best to look around and see if anything happens.

And if it turns out we're in hell?

I always said you were a bit of a witch.

You don't say.

Linda and I will wait here.

Let me remind you this isn't a sightseeing tour. We have to find a solution.

Remember that we were invited despite...

- Who do you think you are you... - Back off!

I'm sick of him. I'm gonna fuck him up next time he opens his big mouth.

Relax.

My god, what will we do?

Me?

If you hadn't had the bright idea of stopping there!

Calm down Linda. We can't do this right now.

Look. I have a plan to escape this madness.

Escape? They're murderers! They won't allow it!

We have to take the chance. You can keep that creep busy.

You know it. You want him.

And he wants you.

Shit.

What. Is someone praying?

- Silence! - Forgive me, Your Eminence.

"Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done..."

Does it interest you?

It's an old painting. "The Dance of Death" I think.

What a stick.

You don't like it?

I'm less about dancing than walking.

Fuck, it's cold. Hey Nico, how did the friars warm up their orgies?

With sweat, with kisses, with morbid flesh.

With sin!

Well missing all of that...

Where did you leave your boy toy?

- Do you care? - Not as long as he doesn't fuck us over.

Fuck you over?

Nah. I don't think he'd dare. He's a coward.

What do you think?

Sinners! Destiny is a sea without a shore.

And the soul. The rock that endures.

Oh god of the underworld.

Though all men submit their spirit to you.

And all knees bend. I neither kneel nor worship you.

And neither will I submit to you. On my feet I'll await.

The end.

Oh livid glories of the saints.

Dead members of hanged gods.

Where your dry mouths rot.

Blessed be the fuckers, for they shall be many.

Blessed be the scammers, for they shall attain eternal wealth.

Blessed be the thieves, for they shall cover themselves in gold.

Blessed be the killers, for they shall reach ecstasy.

Forgive your people, Lord!

Forgive your people, Lord!

Blessed be the gold diggers, for they shall have their fill of carrion.

Blessed be the whores, for they shall be saints.

Blessed be the pimps, for they shall sell the just.

Blessed be the faggots for they shall be mothers.

Blessed be the degenerates, for they shall possess the truth.

Blessed be the drug addicts, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Come here, all the fornicators of the globe.

We shall send a potent stream of semen to all those that deny sex.

Boy!

Listen... don't be afraid!

Wait!

What's going on?

What are you thinking about?

What does it matter?

About your husband or that guy?

My husband? No.

A loaded old man. I can almost see him.

He's not so old. He's 46.

It isn't what you think. He's... interesting.

A man with money is always interesting, but that's a long way from love.

Agreed. It wasn't love at first sight.

I was his secretary.

He was so considerate. I thought he was worth the time.

Parties. Gifts. Trips.

And?

After we got married everything changed.

He was always busy.

Conventions. Business meetings. Appointments.

And Linda became a comfortable object in a businessman's life.

Could be he's having a roll in the hay with his new secretary right now.

I don't think so. There's two things that matter more to him.

His ambition and satisfying his ego.

A quickie a day and no more to say.

Don't mock me.

Would you prefer that I were like your Prince Charming?

Jorge has class. He's lived...

By sleeping with women covered in jewels? I know the type.

Real sophisticated. I bet he fucks you in front of the mirror.

What you need is a man with real balls. I knew it as soon as I saw you.

And you're that man, right?

I'm sure it's the first time in your life that...

What's happening?

Fuck or die, brothers!

Truthfully I say to you...

That to fornicate...

Is divine!

To fornicate...

Is...

Ggd!

- Jorge! - Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch!

"Help! I'm burning!"

Jorge!

Stop! We can't do anything for him!

My bag! It was in the car!

- Your bag? - Yes. The money!

I went to the bank and closed out the account I shared with my husband.

And my jewels. It was all in the bag!

How much was there?

A million.

Fucking shit! A fortune turned to smoke because of your stupidity!

I meant to tell you Chema. I wanted to start a new life with you and the money.

Yeah, all while her boyfriend is burning in there. All these fancy tramps are the same.

I liked you as soon as I saw you. It's the truth! You have to believe me!

Go to hell! I oughta beat the shit out of you!

Great. A bunch of cash roasting and we're here broke.

My share would've been big.

It's all yours. Grab it off the grill!

I'm so hungry.

Same here. Because of this.

The bad thing is her prince took the food to the afterlife.

He's dead. And besides...

He should have never touched the car!

Leave her alone, Lola.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

S0mething's strange here.

When the accident happened I saw someone among the ruins.

A great wolf hound that looked like...

Hey. What are you thinking?

I think we're going hunting.

Well... Eating dog meat is better than nothing!

Looks like you were right.

How strange.

It could be a wanderer or a shepherd.

Someone who's seen us and hasn't shown his face. I don't trust it.

Let's approach carefully.

Please. We've had a car accident. We'd like to spend the night under a roof.

- One moment. - We can pay for our lodging.

Welcome.

- Have you tied the dog up well? - There's no dog here sir.

What a nice ring. Is it real'?

I don't know. I found it on the stairs to the catacombs. It must be very old.

Let me see.

- Does that temple have a basement? - Of course.

Have you been down there?

What's wrong? You're not afraid?

Someone found a manuscript.

It was written that the ceremonial crowns of the Visigoths...

Were buried in those caves. Guarded by the mummies of the crypt.

What a story. An enchanted treasure.

Shut up big mouth.

- What's your name kid? - Andras.

Alright Andras. How do you know all of this?

My mother told me the day I found the ring.

Your mother'?

And those crowns. Did she tell you what they were like?

Of solid gold and with pearls, sapphires, and diamonds.

In what movie did you see that?

On TV probably.

You have watched television?

What's wrong?

My mother's sick.

Damned cat.

Bring me a light. Quick!

What's wrong? What did you see?

Listen.

You're right.

Don't get hysterical! That's the wind, you hear? The wind!

Linda! What's wrong?

C'm0n woman. Talk.

Let's go.

That boy Andras...

- Talk already idiot! - Shut up cunt!

Alright. Calm down.

- He burned in the darkness. - Burned?

Yes. It was horrible.

Then he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

- She's crazy. No one disappears like that. - The earth must've swallowed him up.

- Didn't I tell you? - This explains everything.

What did you think? That he was a ghost?

A ladder... How odd.

There's something written here.

"Wherever death is, shall unite the..."

The rest is blurry.

- Do you think it means something? - Sure. We must be in the catacombs.

My balls are freezing!

Why don't we keep going? With a bit of luck we can find the treasure.

Canonigo Lopez de Guadamor. 1856-1959. A general.

These guys lived for ages, huh?

Linda, where are you going? Follow her Nico! Come back Linda!

Jorge... came back.

What are you saying? N0 one comes back from there!

Yes... I saw him!

Damnit. There's nothing alive here. Understand?

Come on woman. Chema and Lola are waiting for us. At least they're alive.

I hope.

Nico! Nico! Nothing.

This is a bottomless well.

The exit must be around here.

You can feel a draft.

Hey. Come here.

- So it was true about the jewels? - There's a fortune buried in this tomb.

What was that?

It must've been a rat.

It's not a rat. See?

You're a real idiot. Look what you did!

Finally. Over here Nico!

What happened, Nico?

- Jorge - Jorge? Jorge is dead Linda! Remember?

C'mon. Let's get out of here.

Come on, up.

It was too much.

For the first time in my life I felt fear.

- Did you hear me? - Yeah. Calm down.

I'm worried about her.

I always said she was dead weight.

We have to get out of here... no matter what.

Nico's right. I don't like this. Things that can't be explained are happening.

Things...

Supernatural things.

Please Lola. I'm gonna shit my pants!

If you didn't smoke so much...

Laugh if you want, but there's something malignant here. You can feel it!

What do you propose?

Well...

Nico and I can go to the nearest town.

Look for a car, and come back for you.

I know you like her and won't abandon her.

- Jealous? - Me?

You're smart.

Her husband must be loaded and may give us some cash for bringing back his bimbo.

Perfect!

I give up. We've walked so much and it's like that damn church is following us.

It's as if we were walking in circles.

The bad thing is it'll get dark soon.

Enough Linda! Enough!

The dog!

What's wrong now?

Hello. And your friends?

Where are they? Are they lost?

Linda is feeling sick. We're looking for a doctor.

The closest place is several days away.

- How many? - On foot? Five or six.

Damn...

The day after tomorrow there are cars bringing sheep.

They'll return to town empty. They can take you.

It's better you return to your friends for now.

Alright.

A dog? You had a nightmare. That's all.

N0, Chema!

It was there. Watching me. I swear it was real!

Why don't you try sleeping a bit?

I wouldn't be able to anyway. I'm cold.

Well we're here together. That's real.

You don't believe me.

Cut me some slack precious.

I promise that tomorrow I'll find that dog and give you his balls for a keychain.

My god.

- What's wrong now? - That wasn't there yesterday.

Not like it just showed up. Now don't be silly.

Stop joking around. I checked all the details.

It's like this church is cursed!

Fuck! Just like Lola with these shitty superstitions!

Well... In the end there are things all around us.

That have no explanation.

I think our meeting wasn't a coincidence even though...

Good news.

And the car'?

We found that kid Andras.

In a few days cars will be bringing the flocks. He says they can take us.

Good.

And her? The dog!

You too?

Linda saw him first.

He can't be in two places at once.

It could be two similar dogs.

Nico. You still have ammo?

I think... just half a clip.

Alright.

Get some food from the shack.

In the meantime you take care 0f the fire.

If I find the dog, I'd like to have a nice barbeque.

Why are you going that way?

I'll be able to see further from the bell tower.

Help me Nico.

Help me.

Help me!

Hallucinations? I swear, what about these stains?

You fell in your own shit.

I'm telling you it was Jess!

Let me see your arm.

That'll calm you down. See?

...reminds me of someone.

- Who? Linda? - That skeleton.

Death.

Of course.

The friar who worked as a cook in the kitchen at the reformatory.

How disgusting.

I remember that fucker would always fill up my stomach.

He'd starve himself so I could have another scrap of bread.

Maybe that's why I let him take me to his cell.

I felt like I knew what he wanted.

After sodomizing me a few times he gave me heroin.

The delirium. I've never had a better time.

Careful with priests and strangers with candy.

Remember. We have to keep our noses clean.

As well as our asses.

Jorge! My god! Jorge!

Jorge! Help me!

And Chema? Tell me you idiot!

Jorge!

Jorge. It's you.

Listen...

We could star': all over again if...

Two skulls. Two corpses.

She's looking for Jorge in the crypt. She's gone off the deep end.

We're all going crazy. Don't you understand? Crazy!

We have to get out of here. Out of this nightmare!

Wait! Hang on.

There's something in that crypt worth millions. Did you forget?

- I don't know why we've... - You know where I'd like to be now?

In a Polynesian bar. They make some stupendous drinks!

Cortanieblas is my favorite.

It's made with fruitjuice.

And a ton of gin, cognac, and rum.

An explosive drink!

Careful!

Nico! Come back. You idiot. Come back. Nico!

You.

Damn you whoever you are!

"We're going to die"

"We're going to die"

"We're going to die"