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[soft dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- How's the energy?
- Not good.
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People are very upset.
- And our polling numbers?
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- Down in the Northeast.
- Let's hope this works.
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♪ ♪
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Well, let me start by saying
how deeply sorry I am.
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I made a mistake yesterday here
while at a campaign stop
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at Philly's Prize.
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I ordered a cheesesteak...
protein style.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[crowd booing]
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- The Amoroso roll
locks in the flavor!
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- You're right to be upset,
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and I never meant
to disrespect anyone
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by eating a bowl
of meat and whiz.
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[crowd booing]
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I've learned that...
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a person isn't defined by
the mistakes that they've made,
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but how they respond to them.
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You know,
it's a lesson I learned
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not too far from here
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when I was 15,
living in Bethlehem.
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[upbeat music]
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I was fighting,
stealing, lying.
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- You must be rich.
- Yeah.
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- And all around...
- What are you doing?
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- Just messing up.
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- I can't believe it.
He stood me up.
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- But I
really liked this girl,
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and I was desperate for her
to give me a second chance.
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♪ ♪
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- What the hell?
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It's 6:15 in the morning.
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- I know,
but you won't answer my calls.
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I'm sorry for standing you up
the other night.
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I wanted to meet you,
but I had family stuff.
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Please let me
make it up to you.
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- Karen,
someone's at the door for you.
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- Dwayne,
what are you doing here?
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It's 6:15 in the morning.
- What's happening?
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- Oh, that was
my twin sister Lisa.
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She goes to St. Francis.
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She and the nuns
have been at odds
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so she's been
in a bad mood lately.
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- I didn't know you had a twin.
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- There's a lot
you don't know about me.
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Maybe if you'd shown up
for our date--
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- I'm sorry.
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Like I told your--
your sister,
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I didn't mean
to stand you up, but my mom--
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- I have to get ready
for school.
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♪ ♪
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- And my dad, well,
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he was trying to make up
for his own mistakes too.
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- Ah, cockroach!
- Hey, hey, no, no, no.
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It's not a cockroach.
It's just a rose in full bloom.
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Dewey went out
for an early run.
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We have the house to ourselves.
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The music is playing,
and I can give you a massage.
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- Ah, no, it's okay.
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I'll just sing to myself
while I stretch.
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We need to get ready for work.
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- Babe, I swear
I wasn't partying
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at that wrestling convention.
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I had to stay overnight
for meetings.
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- Come on, Rocky,
we're all going to the bar.
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- Sounds like
an important meeting.
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- Babe,
wrestling deals are made
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over a six pack of beer
and country--
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- It's just hard
to hear you partying
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while I'm here trying to parent
our son and pay our bills,
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which is why
we can't be late for work.
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You should return that rose.
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We can't afford
romantic flowers right now.
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- Babe.
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- What are you doing?
Stop eating jam.
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- We're out of breakfast stuff.
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- I told you if we run out
of something,
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write it down
on the grocery list.
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- I did.
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- Morning.
What's going on?
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- Girl troubles.
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- Our son was eating jam
straight from the jar.
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[car honks]
- Oh, that's Gabe.
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Gotta go.
- Need a ride to school?
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- No, no, no, no, it's cool.
I have a ride.
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- What's up?
[engine chugging]
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[horn honks]
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- Ah, this car would not be
popular with the ladies,
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but it would be hilarious
in a police chase.
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[chuckles]
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Your car is
a real embarrassment, Gabe.
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- Yeah, it's kind of for work.
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Do you think it's okay
that I left it in the alley?
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- Oh, yeah.
Don't worry about that.
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Nobody touching
that piece of garbage.
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Now this, this is a car.
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See these seats?
Genuine leather.
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The dash,
that is tortoise shell.
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You know how you can tell?
- 'Cause of the pattern.
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- Because of the pattern.
- Real nice, Mr. Johnson.
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- Yeah, sorry
I can't let you sit down.
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Next time, bring a towel
or wear pants without rivets.
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- Oh, I'm good.
Happy to hover.
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My quads are burning,
but it's a good burn.
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- Wait till Karen sees you
pull up to school in this car.
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[chuckles]
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Make her forget
you stood her up.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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Baby's running low
on fuel.
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Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
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Ugh, I'm a little light
this morning.
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Hey, Gabe, you got a couple
extra bucks I can borrow?
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- Oh, I got my dad's gas card
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but I'm only supposed to use it
for the pizza car.
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- I won't tell if you won't.
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- Can someone
scratch my nose for me?
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- Have a good day at school,
and when your friends ask,
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she's a 1987
Lincoln Continental...
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[in French accent]
Givenchy Designer Series.
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[pop music]
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- ♪ Breakin' away ♪
[tires screech]
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- What an exit.
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- No, dude, dude,
let's not walk by the field.
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Let's use the side entrance.
- Why?
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- The assistant
football coaches are out,
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and they won't leave me alone.
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They're always harassing me.
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- Dude, what are you
talking about?
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- All right, fine.
I'll show you.
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[funky music]
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- Let's go!
Let's go!
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, champ.
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Where you walking to
on those big legs?
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- Is your father a 747?
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'Cause you got
a hell of a wingspan.
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- Damn, son, you got a body
like a filet mignon.
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It's rare.
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- Come on.
Don't be like that.
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Just run a cone drill.
Five minutes.
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- Hey, knock it off,
will you, guys?
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Leave the kid alone.
- Sorry, Coach Cwik.
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- Unbelievable, right?
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- What's the big deal, man?
They want you to play.
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- Man, the only game
I'm interested in playing
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is trying to get
another shot with Karen.
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- Ah, so you playing
the deadliest game: love.
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- What the?
What are y'all staring at?
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- What are you doing?
- Diane won't notice.
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- You sound just like Dewey.
She's definitely gonna notice.
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- Uh-oh, they're the wrong way.
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They should be face forward,
bum to the wall.
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I like to feel seen.
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Wow, this place looks so great,
and so fast.
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- Well, we have four hands now,
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so we'll be able to
get things done a lot quicker.
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- Ata, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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- I'm finally going
to the Galapagos!
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- [gasps]
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- I'm going to be part of
an immersive nature experience
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where you observe wildlife
up close, like Darwin.
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I have to get special shoes
so I don't slip on the rocks.
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- Oh, my God,
that's amazing.
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I told you
you needed to treat yourself.
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- I'll be gone two months.
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I know that money is a concern,
so I wanna pay you extra today
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along with all the perishables
in my fridge.
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- Oh, no, no,
that's not necessary.
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- I insist,
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and I'll call you
the moment I get back.
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- Oh, have a great trip.
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- I hope you
like root vegetables
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because I went crazy
at the farmers market.
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I was shopping nervous.
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- Well, if you're gonna stare,
I'ma give you a show.
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Oh, there it is.
[grunts]
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[laughs]
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[school bell rings]
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[girls whispering]
- No, we're not talking to him.
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- Hi, can I speak to Karen
for a second?
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- Are you gonna be okay, Karen?
- I'm okay.
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Thanks, Karen.
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- Karen strong.
- Bonnie out.
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But Bonnie watching.
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- I'm so sorry for bailing
on dinner the other night.
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Please give me a second chance.
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Here, I got you something
to apologize.
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- I love animals
wearing sunglasses.
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- I know.
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You told me
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when we watched "The Tonight
Show" together on the phone.
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- Okay, I'll give you
another chance.
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- Yes! Babe, that's amazing.
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- If you show me that you take
this relationship seriously.
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- Yeah.
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- Have me over for dinner
with your parents Friday night.
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- Why?
Haven't you already met my dad?
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- For, like, one second.
I wanna meet your mom.
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And I'm not getting
stood up again,
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so I'm coming
to where you live.
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Look, I like you,
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but either you think
I'm parent meeting material,
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or we're done.
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- Okay, fine.
I'll pick you up at 6:00.
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- 5:30.
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I'm doing this thing
where I don't eat lunch,
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so I'll be a grump by 6:00.
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See you Friday.
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- So?
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- Karen wants to come over
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and have dinner
with my parents.
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- Yo, that's great, man!
- No, dude, it's terrible.
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She thinks I'm rich.
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She's gonna find out
I've been lying.
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She can't see where I live.
It's embarrassing.
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- Well, dude, maybe she
won't care about that.
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- She's gonna care
about it, man.
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You haven't seen her house.
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Looks like the bad guy's house
in a kid's movie.
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God, I gotta find a bathroom.
- Oh, anxiety butt?
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I had that bad
during PSATs, dude.
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Boy's room is right over there.
- Those stalls are too small.
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- Only seven weeks
till spring break.
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- Let's not talk, man.
- Yeah.
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- Whatever.
I'll catch you later.
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- All right.
Take it slow.
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- The thought of Karen
coming over was messing me up.
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Unfortunately,
I made the mistake
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of taking it out
on the wrong person.
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- Coach Cwik.
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- What the hell
are you doing in here?
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This the teachers' lounge.
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- I'm too big
for the regular bathrooms.
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- Boy, you better
get the hell out.
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- No one else is even in here.
- Out.
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- Man, today is not the day.
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- Make me say it one more time,
we'll have a real problem.
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- Okay, sure.
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I'll leave...
after I wash my hands.
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- Oh, you're gonna be
a son of a bitch?
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I'll call the principal.
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- Principal Bogg?
- Uh-huh.
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- Tell him Officer
Dwayne Johnson said what's up.
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Pass me a paper towel.
247
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,124
Know what, never mind.
I'll get my own.
248
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,087
- Get out!
249
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,049
- Later, boss.
250
00:09:58,932 --> 00:09:59,557
- Do you want me
to put in a tape?
251
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,187
I got some Neil Diamond;
Earth, Wind & Fire...
252
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,439
- Why do I feel like
I'm the only one who's worried?
253
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,608
Diane was
our twice-a-week client.
254
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,611
Losing her is a big hit,
and rent is due next week.
255
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,531
- Babe, we always
figure this out.
256
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,699
I'm gonna see Afa and Sika
at the gym later.
257
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,535
I'll see if they got
any local matches coming up.
258
00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,203
- And we should ask around,
find out if anyone
259
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,871
needs a cleaning service.
- Mm.
260
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,499
- Maybe put an ad in the paper,
although that costs money.
261
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,709
Everything costs money.
262
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,712
This bag smells.
263
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,550
- You called him boss
after you shoulder-checked him?
264
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,969
Power move.
- I was just pissed off.
265
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,971
It's this Karen dinner.
It's making me crazy.
266
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,764
- Well, did you tell
your parents she's coming over?
267
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,141
- I'll tell my dad
at the gym later.
268
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,725
Maybe he can help me
figure out what to do.
269
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,977
- Maybe if you ask your mom
270
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,478
to make you
something fancy for dinner,
271
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,564
then Karen
won't notice your apartment.
272
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,315
- Fancy like what?
Like turkey burgers?
273
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,234
- Turkey burgers?
274
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,485
- You give a girl
a turkey burger,
275
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,778
she should spit in your face.
276
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,613
- I mean,
you can make it classy,
277
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,115
you know, with, like,
a salad or something.
278
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,617
- Turkey makes you sleep,
and it makes you fart, Dwayne.
279
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,327
You looking to sleep and fart,
280
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,912
or you looking
to have a little fun?
281
00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,831
- Fine.
Then what should we have?
282
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,208
- I got three words:
linguini and clams.
283
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,460
- Nah, I don't think--
- Listen to me.
284
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,337
Women go wild
for linguini and clams.
285
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,672
Clams are an aphrodisiac.
286
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,259
Something about them on top
of linguini drives women crazy.
287
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,345
Something in the sauce,
it mixes with their DNA.
288
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,972
I don't know
'cause I'm not a doctor.
289
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,515
I don't know
if it's the electrons
290
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,850
or the hormones or what,
291
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,518
but when clam juice
and linguini
292
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,769
hits a woman's bloodstream,
293
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,188
huh...
[chuckles]
294
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,856
All hell breaks loose.
295
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,025
- If it works so good,
then why isn't it on our menu?
296
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,194
- 'Cause we don't have
insurance for that!
297
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,030
A bunch of crazy women
ripping our seats out?
298
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,990
Come on!
299
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,533
- [quietly] Sorry.
300
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,495
[retro pop music]
301
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,914
- Bye.
302
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,332
Ata.
303
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,250
Hi.
Look, before you say anything,
304
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,710
Toby's been let go.
305
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:51,878
We had no idea
about his history
306
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,880
when we hired him,
and what can I say?
307
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:57,300
He's a master manipulator.
- Who's Toby?
308
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,468
- So you're here for a class?
309
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:02,222
- No, actually, I need to
cancel my platinum jazz plan.
310
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,556
- Oh.
311
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,807
- It's not
that I don't love it.
312
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,725
I do.
313
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,644
It's just a bit too much money
right now.
314
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,562
- Oh, okay.
315
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,314
Um, I don't know if you read
the fine print
316
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,815
on your Jazzport
membership card,
317
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,484
but there are no refunds.
318
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,236
- Come on, Stephanie.
It's me.
319
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,905
♪ ♪
320
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,574
- Okay, I am not
supposed to do this,
321
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,409
but I can offer you
322
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,495
10% off
your next platinum plan
323
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,746
if you renew today.
324
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,790
We take cash, check,
or credit card.
325
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,124
The only thing
we no longer accept
326
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,251
is Toby bucks.
327
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,544
♪♪♪
328
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,338
- Fellas.
- Hey
329
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,548
- Hey, y'all talk to Hal?
330
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,425
He got any local matches
on the horizon?
331
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,052
- Nah, he's got nothing
coming up.
332
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,597
- Hmm, all right, well,
you hear anything, let me know.
333
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,225
- All right.
- Hey, Dad.
334
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,727
Uncle Afa, Uncle Sika.
- Hello, Dewey.
335
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,606
- Dewey, give me a spot.
- Mustache coming in strong.
336
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,775
- That weight was too light.
337
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,151
- Hey, I need
to ask you something.
338
00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,946
I got a problem with this girl.
339
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,575
- Oh.
Uh, okay.
340
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,452
You and this lady had some fun,
341
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,579
but now there are consequences,
and you need help dealing--
342
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,499
- No, Dad, Karen wants to come
over for dinner tomorrow night.
343
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,793
- [chuckles]
344
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,586
- Well, I'm relieved
to hear that, Son.
345
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,963
- You scared me
for a second, there, Dewey.
346
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,798
- What a wild
few seconds that was.
347
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,967
- But her family's rich,
and I sort of led her
348
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,969
to believe that I
was rich too, and now--
349
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,929
- The chickens
have come home to roost.
350
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,223
[chuckles]
I understand.
351
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,142
You were working a gimmick,
and you cornered yourself.
352
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,060
- I guess I should just
come clean to her then, right?
353
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,312
- Wrong, son.
354
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,646
What you gotta do
355
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,649
is work the gimmick
even harder.
356
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,111
[driving music]
357
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,322
♪ ♪
358
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,074
[doorbell rings]
359
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:49,746
♪ ♪
360
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,040
- 'Sup, Karen?
361
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,207
Or Lisa?
362
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,334
- No, it's me, Karen.
363
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,586
Lisa's in a room
with my parents.
364
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,671
She just told them
she's a lesbian.
365
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,423
Nice car.
- Thanks.
366
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,926
It's a Lincoln Continental
Givenchy Designer Series.
367
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,344
- I've never seen you
drive this to school.
368
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,346
- You know, a lot of kids
bombing around there
369
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,681
with their learner's permits.
370
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,266
I don't trust them
around my baby.
371
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:12,852
- I brought éclairs.
372
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,188
The cream is called Chantilly,
373
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,190
which is also what I want
to call my daughter.
374
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,149
- Beautiful.
375
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,029
[upbeat pop music playing
on radio]
376
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,865
- I'm planning to go
to Barbizon Modeling School
377
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,034
after I graduate!
- That makes sense!
378
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,370
You're so pretty!
- Thank you!
379
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,122
Can we turn this music down?
380
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,375
- Sorry, I was just trying
to show you
381
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,710
the six-speaker stereo.
382
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:38,795
Most cars only have four so...
383
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,380
- Anyway, I got discovered
eating a chocolate bar
384
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,632
at Hershey Park.
385
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,966
I'm planning on being
a catalog model
386
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,176
because they don't have
387
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,719
the same height requirements
as runway,
388
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,887
and I'm business-minded
about it.
389
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,222
- You comfortable?
390
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,224
These seats
are genuine leather.
391
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,684
And you see this dash?
Tortoise shell.
392
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,394
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
393
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,563
So how far is it to your house?
394
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,898
- Instead of going to my house,
395
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,399
I thought we could
just drive around,
396
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,068
enjoy the elegance of my Conty.
397
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,737
- Dwayne, I told you
I didn't eat lunch.
398
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,490
I'm gonna need some food.
- No problem.
399
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,075
I got us a reservation
400
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,244
at the most romantic spot
in the city.
401
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,080
[wind whooshing]
402
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,623
Isn't this picnic nice?
403
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,625
You enjoying
your linguini with clams?
404
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,336
- No, the wind blew dirt in it.
405
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,505
- Yeah, I guess it really does
pick up at night.
406
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,674
Here, have some of mine.
407
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,051
- Watch out with that fork.
You're really close to my eyes.
408
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,679
Stop!
- Sorry, it's just so dark.
409
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,888
Hold on.
410
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,436
- Dwayne!
411
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,939
Oh, no, here comes the moths.
412
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,733
[screams]
[spitting]
413
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,402
The lights,
turn off the lights!
414
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,782
- Okay, we can eat in the car,
415
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,534
but we really can't spill
on the seats.
416
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,370
- I wanna have dinner at
your house with your parents!
417
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,789
I was looking forward
to your mom cooking us
418
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,666
a traditional meal
from your...
419
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,459
homeland of origin.
420
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,794
- She's from Samoa.
421
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,631
- That is what I want.
Some lovely Samoan food.
422
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,260
Take me to your house
or take me home.
423
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,265
- Okay, fine.
Let's go to my house.
424
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,309
Here we are.
425
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,981
Let me just--
oh, I forgot my house key.
426
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,149
My mom hates it
427
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,567
when I ring the doorbell
late at night.
428
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,735
It disturbs the horses.
429
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,153
I guess we got
to do this another time.
430
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,488
- Dwayne,
this is the mayor's house.
431
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,157
I know that because
I threw up here on a field trip
432
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,576
after I ate
too many circus peanuts.
433
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,494
- All right, fine.
434
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,622
I don't wanna take you
to my house, okay?
435
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,041
I know you think I'm rich
because I wear nice clothes
436
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,835
and my dad is famous,
but I'm not.
437
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,170
We live in a crappy apartment,
438
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,963
and my mom cleans houses
with my dad
439
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,173
when he's not lucky enough
440
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,424
to be wrestling
in flea markets.
441
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,009
I didn't wanna tell you
because you
442
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,177
obviously wouldn't understand.
443
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,429
Your house is perfect.
You're perfect.
444
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:56,432
And...yeah.
445
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,187
- Do I like that you're poor?
No.
446
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,773
But I hate that you lied
to me about it.
447
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,151
So, yeah, maybe I am
a little shallow.
448
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,322
You didn't even
give me a chance.
449
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,449
Take me home.
450
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,867
For real this time.
451
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:22,959
- You know what?
452
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,002
This wasn't half bad.
453
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,462
- It's turnip pie.
You want another piece?
454
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:30,049
- No.
I mean, uh, I'm so full.
455
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,676
- This Jazzercise contract
is crazy.
456
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,177
I don't think
there's any way out of it.
457
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,720
Listen to this.
458
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,889
"Every dispute
will be settled by Christine."
459
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,225
- Is she the one
with the thick back?
460
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,561
There he is.
How'd that date go?
461
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,479
- Terrible.
- I don't understand.
462
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,314
Did you double down
on the gimmick like I said?
463
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,066
- Yeah, and it
blew up in my face.
464
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,401
- What's going on?
465
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,027
- Dad told me to work
the gimmick extra hard,
466
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,362
and it backfired,
so now Karen hates me
467
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:56,033
and the mayor's security team
has our license plate number.
468
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,244
- Why do we have red celery?
469
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,580
- Okay, it's rhubarb
from the farmers market,
470
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,581
and we're all gonna eat it.
471
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,958
I need you two
to stop working the gimmick
472
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,668
and start working
on a solution--
473
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,546
a real solution
because we've got real problems
474
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,047
like rent being due
in a few days.
475
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,591
We could get evicted.
476
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,093
That should be your priority,
not what some girl thinks.
477
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,517
- Whatever that is, son...
478
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,727
don't eat it.
479
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,022
[burgeoning guitar music]
480
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:33,195
♪ ♪
481
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,114
- Where's your car?
482
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,782
- I sold it.
483
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,200
- What do you mean you sold it?
484
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,786
- And I got good money
for it too.
485
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,789
You know, it's a Givenchy--
- Designer Series, yes, I know.
486
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,334
Rocky, I can't believe
you sold your car.
487
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,544
You love it so much.
- We needed to pay rent.
488
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,130
I can ride with Afa and Sika
if I book any shows,
489
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,299
and we can sign
a cheap lease on a van,
490
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,801
which will be better
for the business.
491
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,969
I'm working the solution.
492
00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:00,056
♪ ♪
493
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:04,268
- Hey, can you drop me off
at school on your way to work?
494
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,981
- Thanks for giving us
a ride to work, Gabe.
495
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,399
- No problem.
496
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,234
I have some parmesan
and crushed red pepper packets
497
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,445
in the glove box
if anyone's feeling snacky.
498
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,280
- It's crazy you had
to sell your car, Dad.
499
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,490
You loved that thing.
500
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:21,494
- Yeah, but I love your mom
even more.
501
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,872
It's about
taking responsibility.
502
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,584
- What my dad said
really resonated with me.
503
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,461
I had messed up
things with Karen,
504
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,505
but I still had a shot
to do something right.
505
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:36,175
Hey, Coach Cwik,
you got a second?
506
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,177
- Hey, big fella.
Looking big!
507
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,345
- Not now, Barry.
508
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,848
- I know I acted like a jerk.
509
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,017
I've been stressed lately
about a lot of things,
510
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,104
and I took it out on you,
and I'm sorry.
511
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,031
- I appreciate that.
512
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,200
I appreciate
that apology very much.
513
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,786
Tells me who you are,
right, as a man.
514
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,454
- Thanks for giving me
another chance.
515
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:08,207
- Hey, we all deserve
a second chance.
516
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,379
I want you
to play football for me.
517
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,674
- Coach,
I don't got time for that.
518
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,758
I mean, my family--
519
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,052
- Hey, I don't want to cross
a line here or anything.
520
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,387
You live out
in the East Side, right?
521
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,723
[soft dramatic music]
522
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,225
I grew up around there too.
523
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,228
Football can open doors
for guys like us.
524
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,063
This game can get you
into college,
525
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,898
take you who knows how far.
526
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,567
Out there is opportunity.
527
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,027
You work your ass off,
give yourself a chance.
528
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,072
- You really think
I got a shot?
529
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,407
- You got the size.
530
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,076
If you got the talent,
sky's the limit.
531
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,079
[hopeful piano music]
532
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,081
- All right.
I'll be here tomorrow.
533
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,791
- Good for you.
534
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,543
Hey, that's it, Marcus!
535
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,587
- You know, when you
give someone a second chance,
536
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,589
you never know
how they could surprise you.
537
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,257
If I hadn't apologized
to Coach Cwik,
538
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,884
I never would
have found football,
539
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,260
and football gave me direction.
540
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,429
It gave me discipline,
but, most of all,
541
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,931
it gave me hope for
a better future for my family.
542
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,100
- Go Eagles!
543
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,268
- I didn't know it then,
544
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:12,897
but that moment,
that apology when I was 15,
545
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,608
well, that changed
the course of my life.
546
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,235
We all deserve a chance
to learn from our mistakes,
547
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,612
and I hope the people of Philly
548
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,906
will give me a second chance
to make them proud.
549
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,784
[cheers and applause]
550
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,874
Go Eagles!
551
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:36,474
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