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? Queen ?
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I'm sorry, was there something
you wanted to say?
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No? Didn't think so.
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Bye, Sweetheart.
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Okay. Let me guess.
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This is about the pic
I emailed the Mom Group.
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Hm? You guys wanna talk about it?
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The pic that made you
all so uncomfortable?!
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Yeah! Why would you send it to us?
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- Right, like, are you stupid?
- No, I'm not stupid.
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I-I sent it...
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I sent it on purpose.
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What? Why?
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Because it's high time
you guys um, took a look.
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Took a look? At your anus?!
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At my a...
no, not at my anus, at yourselves!
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It's important, it's healthy.
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The doctors recommend it,
you know what I'm saying?
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Plus, I was just trying to
liven up the chain, you know?
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Shoot you a nude.
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- Wait, that was a nude?
- Of course it was a nude.
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Didn't you recognize dem holes?
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You guys are so uptight,
you probably don't even have holes.
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- I have holes.
- Oh, really?
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Congratulations, Becky.
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Maybe take 'em for a test drive.
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Make sure they haven't sealed up!
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Use 'em, or you lose 'em.
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I just assumed it was for your doctor,
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it was so... medical.
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Maybe you should avoid
fluorescent lighting next time.
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Not a bad note.
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(SIGHS) All right, great talk, Ladies.
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Keep it loose, or tight.
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Dealer's choice.
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- ? Strut ?
- JENNY: Wow,
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- JENNY: sucks to be her.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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Do I have anything in my teeth?
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Those goddamn poppy seed
muffins are real sluts.
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- (LIONEL SHOUTING IN VIDEO)
- KATE: Shit!
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- Do you have any dental floss?
- LIONEL: I am so sorry!
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- Have you seen this?
- Hmm?
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- ALICE: What are you doing?
- LIONEL: Aaah!
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- Oh my God!
- ALICE: Oh my God, Dad!
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- Lionel hit a kid?
- BENNETT: What the hell?
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- Wait, is that Bennett?
- ALICE: What are you doing?
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That's not Lionel.
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What? It's obviously Lionel.
I'm staring at his face.
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Alice is right there.
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- What the hell are we gonna do?
- Look, my team
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just sent this to me, okay?
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They assured me that it's
deep-dive internet shit.
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We can handle this.
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Your job, right now,
is to get out there, stay calm,
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and sell this book.
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- What if it comes up?
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
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DIRECTOR: They're ready for you.
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Uh, thank you very much, be right out.
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It won't. Listen to me...
no one has seen this, okay?
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- (NERVOUS EXHALE)
- Smile.
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(TV SHOW INTRO MUSIC PLAYS)
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Good morning,
joining us today is parenting expert,
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- Dr. Anne Carlson.
- (APPLAUSE)
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- Thank you for being here.
- Oh, it's my pleasure.
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Now I can imagine this morning has been
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a complicated one for you.
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- Excuse me?
- Releasing a parenting book
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as the world discovers
you're married to "Punch Dad."
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- "Punch Dad?"
- Holy fuck.
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I believe we have a clip.
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- Aaah!
- AUDIENCE: Ohhh!
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- ALICE: Oh my God, Dad!
- Oh, Jesus Christ, Lionel.
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- LIONEL: I am so sorry!
- BENNETT: What the hell, man?!
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- ALICE: What are you doing?!
- Oh God.
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Why is he spinning him around?
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What the fuck is that?
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Do you cover this in your book?
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- Um...
- Aaah!
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So your husband punched a kid?
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- Well...
- Aaah!
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Has he ever punched an adult,
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or does he exclusively punch kids?
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- Aaah!
- (LAUGHS)
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Is he a yeller too, or just a puncher?
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- Aaah!
- That's not Lionel.
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Oh come on, God!
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Does he always punch like
his wrists are broken?
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Does he have soft knuckles, or what?
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Can we see that in slo-mo?
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(SLOWED DOWN) Aaaaah!
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ALICE: (SLOWED DOWN) Oh my God, Dad!
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(SIGHS) Oh, fuck.
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(HORNS HONK, STREETCAR RUMBLES)
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(TRAFFIC RUMBLES)
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Buckle up, we're on a mission.
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Oh! What kind? Sex? Violence?
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Both?
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I gotta go talk Brody's
father out of a lawsuit.
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The kid who ran through a window?
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Why are you bringing us?
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Well, I told Bianca
I'd make more of an effort
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connecting with Sol.
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Look, I'm sorry
for putting him on you so much.
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I don't know, with Rhoda,
it was so easy.
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And I spend time with him,
it's just not happening,
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because he's got no spark!
The kid's sparkless.
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What are you talking about?
The kid is all spark.
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- (GROANS)
- Check it.
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Hggggh! Boo!
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(SOL GIGGLES)
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Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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- Ah dee dee dee dee dee dee!
- (JUNIPER AND SOL LAUGH)
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See? He loves to laugh.
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Yeah, well, you know,
anyone can make a funny face.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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(SOL CRIES)
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God, what is wrong with me?
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(SOL CRIES)
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He's a vibes man.
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You either got vibes,
or you don't got vibes.
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Vibes. That's great. Thanks, Juniper.
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- Really helpful.
- Come on!
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- (SOL GIGGLES)
- Yep!
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?
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- (DOOR BANGS SHUT)
- Lionel, you punched a kid?!
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Uh, w-uh... he's a really shitty kid!
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I don't care! What were you thinking?!
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I wasn't thinking.
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I was super stressed out
taking care of everything,
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- and then Alice gets suspended...
- Dad!
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What? You got suspended?! For what?
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- For falling in love.
- No!
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It was for destroying a classroom.
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- Are you kidding me?!
- Alice, why would you...
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- Dad punched a kid.
- Don't deflect right now!
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(SIGHS) What am I gonna do?
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I understand that you are upset,
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and yes, what I did was very wrong,
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but need I remind you
that you are the one
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that took off on your family,
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and you've been hiding
out with your friends!
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Stays with friends... "Punch Dad."
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I prefer "Fight Father."
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Or "Papa Pummels" if you're having fun.
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- Who's having fun?!
- I need to go have a walk.
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I would love to take a
leisurely walk right now!
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- Me too.
- Actually,
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if you could all go.
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Yeah. Girls, come on, let's go.
Let's go.
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So, are you coming?
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FRANKIE: Huh?
What are you talking about?
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Frank, I left you like, six messages.
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Oh my God, it's 2021, Giselle,
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no one listens to messages,
just text me.
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I got Rhoda an interview
at the Sunshine School
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- of the Arts.
- Holy crap!
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That's like an impossible get.
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Thank you for doing that.
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Well, she already has the talent,
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and now it's our job to nurture it.
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You're such a good Mom, so natural.
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It's just... effortless.
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I'll have you know I went
through tremendous effort
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to get this.
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Now are you coming, or what?
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Uh, yeah, I would,
totally, but I-I can't.
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I'm, I'm on this mission.
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Always with the missions, Frankie.
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I'll take care of it,
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as I always do, myself.
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- (DOOR SLAMS)
- Ohhh!
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You are gonna have to
check me for ticks.
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Cool.
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All right, let's roll.
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(TRAFFIC RUMBLES)
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KATE: The human foot is all
the technology a runner needs.
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And your shoes are a testament to that.
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Light, sleek, functional, no bullshit.
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That's the world of Strada.
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That's exactly right. Are you a runner?
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- You talk like a runner.
- What'd I tell you?
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- Isn't she great?
- Oh yeah.
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All right,
let's quit flirting and talk retainer,
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- shall we?
- Oh, I usually have Tia handle that.
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She's business affairs, so...
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Not sure why I need Tia
when I got you right here.
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What do you say we load
this pig with dynamite?
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- What?
- Good lord.
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It's not a big...
it's just something, it's way to...
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it's like, let's explode the situ...
so we're $20,000.
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Not including our hourly rate,
which is $250.
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(GASPS) Okay,
but that's way out of the price range.
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(LAUGHS) Of course,
let's talk about something
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inside your price range,
we'll give Tia a call, and...
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All right, Max, you came to us
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because you wanted a shop
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with a proven track record.
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If you want guaranteed results,
that's what it costs.
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Okay. Well,
if you're not willing to negotiate,
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then... I guess this meeting's over.
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- RICHARD: Oh!
- Well, hold on a second...
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No! No, no, we're good.
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Richard, thanks for bringing me in.
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Yeah...
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Well, that guy was definitely
a complete asshole.
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What the hell was that?!
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What? I was trying to
communicate what we deserve.
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You were being an ass.
And that was embarrassing!
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But if we don't set
expectations up front,
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people are gonna see us as pushovers,
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and we're gonna lose business.
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I'm pretty sure we just did.
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Let me tell you something,
Missy, this Sloane woman
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better be everything you think she is,
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because you're putting
a hell of lot of eggs
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in that basket.
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Bye.
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(SIGHS)
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?
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?
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You'll see that she has been
working extensively a...
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(DEEP INHALE) Hmm.
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Thank you for coming in today.
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Here at Sunshine School of the Arts,
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we're less concerned
with what an artist does,
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but rather who an artist is.
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So...
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Rhoda,
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who are you?
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Rhoda.
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- She's right. She is.
- Right, then.
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Well, why don't you tell me a little bit
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about your artistic inspiration.
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Who's your favourite artist, Rhoda?
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Could be anyone.
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(WHISPERS) Basquiat!
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Basket?
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I'd really like to hear
from Rhoda directly.
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Of course.
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So, Jean-Michel Basquiat.
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A fun one.
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Do you like other
neo-expressionist artists?
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Really? Like who?
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You're on your own.
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?
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?
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(PHONE BUZZES)
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Deep dive internet shit, huh?
250
00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,567
This, this is everywhere.
251
00:09:54,668 --> 00:09:55,672
Yeah. About that.
252
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,937
We've tracked down the original post.
253
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- Are you sitting down?
- ANNE: "Cutie Committee?!"
254
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,409
- That's your handle?
- Well...
255
00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:04,711
What, was "Petty pilled-out
bracelet bimbo
256
00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:07,080
with a house full of useless
water features" taken?!
257
00:10:07,578 --> 00:10:09,349
What is this about? The pills?
258
00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:11,050
Just book a session, it's 45 minutes!
259
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,719
Anne, please.
260
00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,654
Then why are you coming for my family?
261
00:10:14,755 --> 00:10:17,857
My son and his perfect record
could've gone anywhere.
262
00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:19,826
Harvard, Yale, you name it.
263
00:10:19,927 --> 00:10:22,061
But then your garbage daughter...
264
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,364
Leave my garbage daughter out of this!
265
00:10:24,465 --> 00:10:26,633
And then, to add insult to injury,
266
00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:30,170
your soft husband punches my son,
and twirls him.
267
00:10:30,271 --> 00:10:31,371
You couldn't have just pressed charges
268
00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:34,274
- like a normal person?
- What fun would that be?
269
00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:36,743
Public humiliation is far more damaging
270
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to a fancy author.
271
00:10:38,779 --> 00:10:40,079
Don't you think?
272
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,483
- I'm comin' for you.
- (TAPS CALL OFF)
273
00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:45,385
Cher...
274
00:10:45,486 --> 00:10:49,989
?
275
00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:51,925
(TRAFFIC RUMBLES)
276
00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:58,898
- Hey, you're "Punch Dad."
- What? N-No.
277
00:10:58,999 --> 00:11:00,767
- Yeah, no, you totally are.
- No, I'm not.
278
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:01,935
- Here. Yeah!
- That's not me.
279
00:11:01,936 --> 00:11:03,137
So what're you gonna do, huh?
You gonna punch me?
280
00:11:03,181 --> 00:11:04,772
- No! No, no, no, no!
- Or am I too old?
281
00:11:04,774 --> 00:11:06,541
- Come on, punch me! Come on!
- No, no, I'm not gonna...
282
00:11:06,571 --> 00:11:08,110
- Hey! Hey! It is you!
- It's not me! I didn't do it!
283
00:11:08,191 --> 00:11:11,057
That's "Punch Dad!" (LAUGHS)
284
00:11:19,019 --> 00:11:20,787
Go ahead, Honey, draw.
285
00:11:23,524 --> 00:11:26,013
I think I've seen everything
I need to make a decision.
286
00:11:26,048 --> 00:11:27,127
I'll be in touch.
287
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,561
Well, hold on.
288
00:11:28,663 --> 00:11:30,730
Just because she doesn't feel
like drawing fruit doesn't...
289
00:11:30,831 --> 00:11:33,099
I'm sorry, we have several more of these
290
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,535
- to get through today.
- Oh. Okay.
291
00:11:37,104 --> 00:11:39,372
Well, thank you for the opportunity.
292
00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:48,748
All right, maybe my daughter didn't draw
293
00:11:48,849 --> 00:11:50,817
your fruity little picture.
294
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,420
But Rhoda comes from
a family of artists.
295
00:11:53,521 --> 00:11:57,348
And in our family,
we don't have "still life!"
296
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,259
We celebrate movement!
297
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,194
My mother was a dancer,
298
00:12:01,295 --> 00:12:03,496
and my grandmother would paint her.
299
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,732
And my Rhoda has it in her too.
300
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,567
That may be, but...
301
00:12:07,668 --> 00:12:09,669
still life is part of our curriculum.
302
00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:12,138
So, if there is nothing else?
303
00:12:13,841 --> 00:12:17,263
- (PAPERS RUSTLE)
- Rats!
304
00:12:17,298 --> 00:12:19,913
Not everybody wants to draw fruit!
305
00:12:20,014 --> 00:12:23,083
?
306
00:12:23,184 --> 00:12:24,517
(KEYS CLACK)
307
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:27,120
Uh uh. (SIGHS)
308
00:12:29,223 --> 00:12:30,890
- (EXASPERATED EXHALE)
- (PHONE BUZZES)
309
00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:35,395
Oh. Nathan, good. I'm glad.
310
00:12:35,496 --> 00:12:37,530
You would not believe what
happened to me earlier.
311
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,966
Marlene died.
312
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,702
She had another heart attack.
313
00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:44,871
Who?
314
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,639
Kate.
315
00:12:46,741 --> 00:12:48,441
Oh, uh, your ex-girlfriend. I'm sorry.
316
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:50,543
Oh, she was so young.
317
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,246
Ugh. Fuckin' bummer.
318
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,582
You would not believe what
Richard said to me earlier.
319
00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,250
He actually tried to
shame me for doing my...
320
00:12:57,351 --> 00:12:59,419
Uh, hello?
Are you hearing yourself right now?
321
00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:02,589
"Bummer?"
322
00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:04,090
Well, look, I'm sorry, but it's not like
323
00:13:04,191 --> 00:13:06,459
I really knew her, I mean,
you barely knew her anymore.
324
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,661
You haven't spoken to her
in what, 15 years?
325
00:13:08,763 --> 00:13:10,630
I didn't realize there was
a statute of limitations
326
00:13:10,731 --> 00:13:12,132
on grief.
327
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:13,800
I sure hope my death
doesn't inconvenience
328
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:16,202
your next meeting. (UPSET SCOFF)
329
00:13:16,303 --> 00:13:18,304
- (TAPS CALL OFF)
- Come on... ah!
330
00:13:21,609 --> 00:13:22,942
(SIGHS)
331
00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:25,545
Ah, listen to me, Miss Rhoda.
332
00:13:25,646 --> 00:13:28,448
You're going to meet a
lot of Deans in your life.
333
00:13:28,549 --> 00:13:31,751
Never let them tell you
you're not talented.
334
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,953
The life of an artist is very hard,
335
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:37,257
but your first rejection is a milestone!
336
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,226
So congratulations, artist!
337
00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:42,262
(PHONE RINGS)
338
00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:46,958
_
339
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,937
- Hello?
- DEAN: Hello, Ms. Bois.
340
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,939
How can I help you, Dean Haskel?
341
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,642
I reviewed the rest
of Rhoda's portfolio,
342
00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:58,445
and I think she'd make a superb
candidate for art school.
343
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,647
We'd like to offer her a space.
344
00:14:00,748 --> 00:14:03,249
She's busy at the
moment honing her craft,
345
00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:05,819
but I'll see if she's still interested.
346
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,221
- We need to know by Friday.
- Mm-hmm.
347
00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:09,722
Oh!
348
00:14:09,824 --> 00:14:11,591
You are interested!
349
00:14:11,692 --> 00:14:13,993
(GASPS) It's a very good school!
350
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:15,428
(SHARP INHALE)
351
00:14:15,529 --> 00:14:18,364
We'll call him back in 15 minutes.
Make him sweat.
352
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,133
You're going to art school!
353
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,335
Bah-dee-dee-bah! Go! (LAUGHS)
354
00:14:23,437 --> 00:14:25,438
(DOOR SLAMS, FRANKIE SIGHS)
355
00:14:26,607 --> 00:14:28,241
Great help, Juniper.
356
00:14:28,973 --> 00:14:30,076
Okay.
357
00:14:30,177 --> 00:14:32,378
"Hello, I'm Frankie,
and I've been sent here today
358
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,747
"to ask you to drop the lawsuit.
359
00:14:34,849 --> 00:14:38,218
"Wild energy that was a liability,
360
00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:43,224
and as such, the claims
of this lawsuit are invalid."
361
00:14:43,657 --> 00:14:45,091
I got this.
362
00:14:45,192 --> 00:14:46,593
I got this.
363
00:14:46,694 --> 00:14:48,761
(FOOTSTEPS THUD)
364
00:14:50,231 --> 00:14:51,965
(KNOCKING)
365
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,968
(CALMING EXHALE)
366
00:14:55,069 --> 00:14:57,136
(DOOR CREAKS)
367
00:14:57,238 --> 00:14:58,905
(SOL BABBLES)
368
00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:01,574
Uh, can I help you?
369
00:15:01,675 --> 00:15:04,344
Hello, my name is Frankie.
370
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,647
Brody was an amazing person,
I'm so sorry for your loss.
371
00:15:07,748 --> 00:15:09,449
(QUIET SOB)
372
00:15:10,146 --> 00:15:11,217
Can I come in?
373
00:15:14,922 --> 00:15:17,357
So uh, you worked with Brody?
374
00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:20,293
Yeah, he was a really, really great kid.
375
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:22,962
And um,
376
00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:26,032
I think I may have led
him through that window.
377
00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:29,702
Well, not like, led him per se,
378
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:33,172
but I, I really encouraged
all my employees to like,
379
00:15:33,274 --> 00:15:36,175
harness their unique energies, and...
380
00:15:36,277 --> 00:15:39,688
Brody had a lot of energy.
381
00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:41,347
And, I just,
382
00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:43,182
- I should've reined him in.
- Stop.
383
00:15:43,284 --> 00:15:44,918
I appreciate what you're trying to do.
384
00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:47,687
But that window broke
because it was garbage.
385
00:15:47,788 --> 00:15:49,222
And that building should
never have been built!
386
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,558
There's no excuse for it.
387
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,127
Anyway, I, I've got a lot to deal with,
388
00:15:54,228 --> 00:15:55,995
so uh, unless there's something else...
389
00:15:56,728 --> 00:15:58,331
Oh, right, um...
390
00:15:58,432 --> 00:15:59,999
(CLEARS THROAT)
391
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,202
Well, I uh, I, I came here to ask you
392
00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:04,804
to um...
393
00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:06,673
Well?
394
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,211
I just wanna say I'm really sorry.
395
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:16,816
(SIGHS) I appreciate it.
396
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,853
(SOL BABBLES)
397
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,356
How old is the tough guy?
398
00:16:23,457 --> 00:16:25,925
Uh, 16 months.
399
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,561
- 18... (LAUGHS) I'm...
- (LAUGHS)
400
00:16:28,662 --> 00:16:30,530
I could never remember
Brody's age, either.
401
00:16:30,631 --> 00:16:32,465
(CHUCKLES)
402
00:16:32,566 --> 00:16:35,335
All that matters is that you love him,
403
00:16:36,553 --> 00:16:38,618
you give him everything he needs, and...
404
00:16:39,006 --> 00:16:41,541
you just try to figure
out who the hell he is.
405
00:16:41,642 --> 00:16:44,110
Everything else just kinda...
falls into place.
406
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:54,053
?
407
00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:55,955
Savour every minute for me, will ya?
408
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:58,825
Yeah.
409
00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:01,928
- Uh, do me a favour?
- Yeah, sure, what's that?
410
00:17:02,029 --> 00:17:04,163
Tell that Ron to go fuck himself.
411
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,767
You got it.
412
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:14,407
?
413
00:17:14,508 --> 00:17:16,902
There you are! Ah!
414
00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:18,878
Sorry, I got recognized.
415
00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:20,680
Someone knew I was "Fight Father."
416
00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:22,582
- Lionel.
- Yeah?
417
00:17:23,572 --> 00:17:24,584
I'm uh...
418
00:17:25,786 --> 00:17:28,054
I think... we're in trouble.
419
00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:29,856
I know.
420
00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,991
It's Cheryl,
she said that she's coming for me.
421
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,493
She leaked the video!
422
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,927
She's gonna make my life miserable,
she's gonna...
423
00:17:35,029 --> 00:17:36,696
make your life miserable!
424
00:17:36,797 --> 00:17:39,065
- Alice is not safe!
- Okay, okay, it's fine.
425
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:42,268
She's just a person with really...
426
00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:44,837
- shitty jewelry.
- Yeah!
427
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,939
She has a right to be mad.
428
00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:49,008
I mean...
429
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:52,345
her son was pulverized by
muscles you can't even imagine.
430
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,946
Stop it.
431
00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:58,084
Look... I find when somebody is hurt,
432
00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:01,054
they just need to feel seen and heard.
433
00:18:01,659 --> 00:18:03,623
So I think I could just
clear all this all up
434
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:06,366
- if I just spoke with her.
- No!
435
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:07,927
Anne, I hit a kid.
436
00:18:08,028 --> 00:18:09,962
I shouldn't have, but here we are.
437
00:18:10,064 --> 00:18:12,031
Yeah, you were protecting our daughter.
438
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,000
Well, let me do it again.
439
00:18:14,101 --> 00:18:16,135
The right way this time, with words...
440
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,863
instead of violence.
441
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,808
Okay. Thank you.
442
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,979
I'm sorry I ruined your press tour.
443
00:18:27,081 --> 00:18:29,215
Ugh! Honestly, I don't even care.
444
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,350
I just wanna go back to
being a psychiatrist.
445
00:18:31,452 --> 00:18:32,785
You do?
446
00:18:34,788 --> 00:18:36,856
I hate Cochrane so much.
447
00:18:36,957 --> 00:18:38,524
I know.
448
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,362
I hate it too. It's no place to live!
449
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:45,164
- There, I said it.
- What?
450
00:18:45,265 --> 00:18:47,100
I thought you loved Cochrane.
451
00:18:47,201 --> 00:18:49,669
I was trying to be positive, it's a...
452
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,204
coping technique.
453
00:18:53,707 --> 00:18:55,842
- Let's move back.
- Seriously?
454
00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:58,177
Yes. You hate it. I hate it.
455
00:18:58,909 --> 00:19:01,013
I can hear you, and I also hate it.
456
00:19:01,115 --> 00:19:02,749
(LAUGHS WRYLY)
457
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,584
But what about your job?
458
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,819
I'll find another one, and you can...
459
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,788
open your practice again.
460
00:19:08,889 --> 00:19:10,890
(LAUGHS)
461
00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:13,459
Are we-are we moving back?
462
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:17,997
We're movin' back, bitch!
463
00:19:18,098 --> 00:19:20,099
We're moving back, bitch!
464
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,701
ALICE: We're movin' back, bitch!
465
00:19:21,802 --> 00:19:23,603
Hey, don't say "bitch."
466
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,471
But yes, we're moving back, bitch!
467
00:19:25,572 --> 00:19:27,440
We're moving back, bitch!
We're moving back!
468
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,041
(ANNE LAUGHS) (PANTS PLAYFUL)
469
00:19:29,143 --> 00:19:31,043
Guess what? Ahhhh...
470
00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:33,412
- We're moving back!
- (ALL LAUGH)
471
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:39,800
(LINE RINGS)
472
00:19:44,630 --> 00:19:46,607
Hey, B, you up?
473
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,909
Oh man, I just had the greatest day.
474
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,478
We have such a special kid.
475
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,880
Yeah, he did the funniest thing.
476
00:19:53,348 --> 00:19:54,882
I know!
477
00:19:54,983 --> 00:19:56,384
Well, I was singing to him
tonight, right,
478
00:19:56,438 --> 00:19:58,919
putting him to sleep,
and he just leaned over,
479
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,789
and he just cupped my face,
and he gave me a whinny,
480
00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,224
like a horse whinny.
481
00:20:04,892 --> 00:20:09,730
And we have officially
acquired Mo Daniels PR.
482
00:20:09,831 --> 00:20:11,298
- (CORK POPS)
- Woo!
483
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,968
- (LAUGHS)
- Congratulations!
484
00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:15,603
Oh yeah!
485
00:20:15,704 --> 00:20:17,204
Oh, you picked up a cake for this?
486
00:20:17,305 --> 00:20:19,740
Oh no, that's for Charlie's
birthday party tomorrow.
487
00:20:19,841 --> 00:20:21,809
Should we have a little slice?
488
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,078
- No.
- Oh.
489
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,280
Well, here's to treating
Mo like a little bitch.
490
00:20:26,381 --> 00:20:28,282
Okay! Oh.
491
00:20:28,383 --> 00:20:29,817
(PHONE BUZZES)
492
00:20:31,373 --> 00:20:33,287
Hey, Sloane. What's up?
493
00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:35,256
SLOANE:
(SLURRING) My blood alcohol level.
494
00:20:35,357 --> 00:20:37,491
I need you to come get me.
495
00:20:37,592 --> 00:20:39,660
You realize I'm not an Uber, right?
496
00:20:39,761 --> 00:20:41,262
(CAR RUMBLES)
497
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,598
Hey Sloane, I'm trying to find
that address you texted me,
498
00:20:44,699 --> 00:20:46,167
but... oh wait,
499
00:20:46,268 --> 00:20:48,702
never mind, there you are.
500
00:20:48,804 --> 00:20:50,171
What the fuck?
501
00:20:50,272 --> 00:20:52,773
SLOANE: Come on. Walk! Our friend! Look!
502
00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:54,208
No, no, no, no, no. Hey. Hey-hey-hey!
503
00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:56,811
- Get in Olivia, it's okay.
- (CAR DOORS SLAM)
504
00:20:58,408 --> 00:21:00,481
- Sloane, who's this?
- Just drive.
505
00:21:00,582 --> 00:21:02,616
- What?
- Go Kate, go!
506
00:21:02,717 --> 00:21:04,185
- Hey, wait! Stop!
- Oh! Ah!
507
00:21:04,286 --> 00:21:06,187
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
508
00:21:06,288 --> 00:21:07,788
(TIRES SCREECH)
509
00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:16,630
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