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I just-- I want you to show me how to do it for real.

- Me too, but not here. - Okay.

Think I can make butterfly clips happen?

Starting a new fashion trend would totally push me up

two social strata.

Remember when Kayla brought back scrunchies?

Ugh, genius.

I wish there was somewhere we could go to be alone where no one pees.

What's this?

A Reese's peace offering.

Wow.

I didn't even think you were talking to me.

I, uh...

...I overreacted during the game.

I was so hopped up on adrenaline,

and with the recruiters and... and everything...

I, uh...

But I shouldn't have talked to you like that.

I know you were just trying to be supportive.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry, too.

Good news is,

the recruiters are coming to the semis,

so I'll get a second chance.

I'll be sure to bring my bullhorn.

And a big foam finger.

Yeah.

So, we good?

We are...

so good.

- Hey. - Hey.

Who were you texting?

No one. Okay, so Elodie's meeting with her sponsors at 10:30,

which means we probably will be a little late to the robotics competition.

Dude, no, you really don't need to come to that.

No, wouldn't miss it. Plus, I love robots.

No, you don't.

El?

My relationship is literally in the toilet now.

What?

Obviously, Ottermus is going to destroy Gertrude.

Who names a robot "Gertrude"?

It's not even a pun... right?

- I'm not missing the joke? - No, it's just lame. Like Armin.

He named his bot at camp "Edith."

He's obviously horny for grandmas.

Jesus.

- Creeper. - Moe.

So glad to see you.

I'm gonna need you to do me a solid.

I would rather eat my own colon than help you.

Oh, sick burn.

So, these midterms,

they carry a lot of weight on my Stanford application,

so I'd really love it

if you steal Miss Shaw's test from her laptop today

while you guys are playing your little... robots or whatever.

Raw.

I'd rather eat my own colon raw.

Yeah, no, I totally understand...

but I think you owe me.

That's funny, I don't.

Look, I already set up an anonymous Dropbox.

Okay? Here's the link.

I know things you don't want Noah to know.

Fuck you.

Yeah, we'll see.

This seat taken?

Uh, yeah, Chase, no. Um, I... I really need some space.

Sure! Yeah, totally. Uh, you need to focus.

- You need to focus on the competition. - Yeah.

Me too. I get it.

Um, don't let me distract you... until after the competition. Eh?

It's... It's weird, I...

I haven't really felt like stealing lately.

I am so glad to hear that.

Yeah, I... I've just been keeping busy with friends and school,

and Paper Tiger's having this songwriters competition

that I wanna try out for.

Being creative,

sharing yourself with the world, can be so emotionally freeing.

- Mm. - It's why I took up pottery.

How is your step work going?

Good. I've just been working through them.

- I have more of a support system now. - That's great.

But sometimes in early recovery...

it can feel like things are better than they really are.

- It's what we call a "pink cloud." - Hm.

Portland could use a couple of pink clouds.

Since you won't be in the meeting later, I brought you this, and...

I'm not gonna cry.

Here's your 30-day chip.

I am incredibly proud of you.

You've grown so much...

and it's just the beginning.

Welcome to the Clackamas,

Washington, and Multnomah County Regional Robotics Competition!

Twelve teams, three rounds, one winner.

Can you smell what the robot is cookin'?

It's too heavy on the left!

The next matchup is Ruth "Boter" Ginsburg versus Falkor!

Oh, fuck me.

How do I balance this thing?

Wait, wait. What are you doing?

Have you even considered how this will affect the CG?

- I've considered how. It's fine. - We're too high. It'll tip.

Right, Moe?

Hello? Moe!

Yeah, yeah, uh, shit... Um, the, uh...

The bolts are loose. I just gotta get the cable.

Um, I'll be right back.

Um, Miss Shaw, uh, the cable's just loose.

Can I just go grab the hex kit from the room?

Oh. Hurry back.

Chase! Chase!

Okay.

- Hey. - Hey.

- What are you doing? - I'm just, uh, getting a new cable.

From Miss Shaw's laptop?

Yeah, I'm just... I wanted to, uh, double-check the schematics.

Listen, I could tell you were off your game down there.

Uh, me too. So, I was thinking maybe we could clear the air?

Uh, you know, about what happened...

mm, with our faces...

and... and tongues?

- Oh, God. - I know, I know, I feel it too!

But we gotta keep our eyes on the prize today.

Armin Minihan, aka my nemesis,

is on Upper Clackamas.

I lost by a margin of three points to him at robotics camp last summer,

and if I had just moved my bot up,

like, a quarter inch earlier in the match, I would've actually won by six points.

So, really, he didn't even win!

I... Listen, I just can't go back to camp

unless we destroy Armin and his grandma bot!

So I just think

we gotta put this... on hold,

just during the competition, and then afterwards, we can--

Chase...

I have a boyfriend.

I thought you broke up.

Me too, but we didn't.

Oh.

- Yeah. - Uh...

Uh, s-so...

So...

you and me...

...friends?

Well, it's still a step above enemies.

Okay. Okay, yeah.

So, why don't you head back down to the floor,

and I promise we're gonna crush that guy.

- His grandma bot is gonna-- - No!

Nope! Nobody is getting pregnant on my watch!

- Okay, no, whoa, that is not what-- - Give me your keys.

No one's allowed in this room

- from now on. - Yeah, but I just--

Grab the hex driver kit for me, and then out!

Both of you!

Out! Now!

Thirty days?

- That's amazing. - Never thought I'd make it.

Welcome.

Things are really starting

to come together.

Yeah. If I could hang out with Jillian in a place that's... not a toilet,

life would be perfect.

Well, why don't you invite her to the hotel?

Aren't we too young to book a room?

Right.

Honestly, I'm kinda…

I'm a little nervous to get her "alone" alone.

What? Why?

I think she thinks I'm super experienced because of Sabine, and I'm...

kinda afraid to tell her that I'm not.

Well, just be honest with her. I mean, she'll understand.

Would you like me to read text message from Ben Tru-oxe?

- No! - Yes!

Ben says, "Checking in on your cheeks."

- "Cheeks"? - It's a joke.

And you pulled the cord out because...

Because it's nothing.

That would be more convincing if your phone wasn't blowing up.

The other day we were both upset and hungry, and we got food.

And...

We talked.

There was a vibe, but nothing happened.

Does Moe know?

Look, I've had a crush on him since I was, like, 11.

It's nothing.

Okay.

But if nothing turns into something, you'll have to tell her.

Do you know who I am? I'm... I'm student ambassador.

So just make the key already, okay? Room 334.

I'm sorry, that room is only registered to a "Miss Shaw."

Okay, well, how about room 332?

You need to step aside.

Okay, look, you don't understand. This is an emergency.

Next matchup will be

between East Washington High and Lakeshore High.

Shit.

- Hi, how are you? - Shit.

- Hey, Moe. - Okay, look, you don't understand.

Okay, look, this... My life is on the line here, okay? Please.

Kid, no. I'm not giving you any keys.

- Come on. - Moe!

She's just... I just...

It's okay. It's okay. Let's go. Let's go.

Chase kissed me...

and I... I kinda kissed him back.

Chase Rao?

Why... Why didn't you tell us?

It just wasn't one of my proudest moments.

And it gets so much worse. Look,

Brady has a photo of us kissing,

and if I don't steal the midterm for him today, he's gonna show Noah.

Wait, Brady's blackmailing you now?

How could I have let it get to this?

Noah just...

He's so sweet, and he trusts me so much, and I just...

I really thought it was over, and, guys...

I have messed up so majorly before. Like, this would end us.

- I know it. - It's okay. Come here.

I'll just blow off the competition, and I'll figure it out.

No, your team needs you. I mean,

there's gotta be some way we can stop Brady,

or... talk him out of it, or--

Yeah, Brady's known to be real understanding.

Well, we'll steal the test for you.

I... Well, Elodie can't, but I can.

She just got her 30-day chip.

What?

No, that is amazing.

You guys are doing so well.

No! No! That means--

You definitely should not steal anything for me.

Look, I brought Brady into all of this, and he took Korea away from you.

I'm not gonna let him take Noah.

Yeah, and I wanna help. I can run interference.

That feels like a gray area.

It is gray, but it's not stealing.

What's the plan?

I don't even know, man.

The front desk is a dead end,

and Miss Shaw put all the keys to room 334 on lockdown, so I…

I unlocked the adjoining door and was trying to figure it out.

Look, if you can get to Miss Shaw's computer, I can take over.

Unlocked adjoining door.

Yeah, I mean, we can work with that.

Yeah, let's... I... let's do this.

Come here. It's okay.

We should steal a housekeeper's key.

Their keys are literally clipped to their hips.

We need to figure out who's in that room.

Ew, El!

If you're that hungry, I mean, I'm sure there's a vending machine or something.

Room service.

I didn't order any food. I can barely fit in this dress as is.

I'm definitely not eating anything until after pictures,

which are in 15 minutes. Shit!

You're telling me that I can't get to Multnomah Falls on a Bird scooter?

Okay, what about a Lime?

What are you doing right now? Do you...

Yeah!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yes!

Pictures?

Excuse me.

Are you the groom's side or the bride's?

Um... bride's.

Oh, that's why we haven't met!

- Come on, you must meet everyone. - Oh, no, I can't...

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Any ETA on Tabitha? The final round starts in ten minutes.

Okay, I'll go check on her. Excuse me.

- I'll take it from here. - Finally.

I was supposed to be on break 14 minutes ago.

Wait, where's your vest?

- Um, actually, don't care. - Uh...

Here.

Ah! Perfect.

- Mini quiche? - What's in 'em?

Uh, cheese, mostly. Probably.

Give me the key.

Wait.

You look awesome.

Okay, smile.

That was great.

Elodie?

Yeah, Tabitha's giving a wedding toast, but I'm... I'm here.

- What do I do? - Okay, yeah,

- well, download Simul Screen-- - Get ready, folks!

It's time for the big show!

Will Ottermus Prime or Gertrude be victorious?

Drivers, between the lines!

The final round starts

in 60 billion nanoseconds!

- Done. - Now, hit "allow"...

Hold on. Um...

I just need that real quick.

- But we gotta get to the field. - Yeah, I know, but, um, uh...

Chase, uh...

I think you should be driver this round, and I will operate.

But it's Upper Clackamas, and it's the final.

You've been kicking ass. Why add a variable now?

Okay, Chase...

Chase... you got this.

Take that grandma down.

Okay?

Now... Now, give me the computer.

Yes.

Good Chase.

And get yourself the joystick.

Yes.

You got this!

Three, two...

Elodie, now.

No, no. We're high centered on the cargo.

Uh, dropping the intake.

Drive forward, drive forward.

Okay.

Come on. Go, go, go.

Come on! Let's go!

What'd I miss?

- Uh, nothing much. - What are you doing here...

with those?

They're for you.

I'm kidding.

My mom sent these with me for Moe.

She feels bad about missing her competition.

But, shit, forgot my tux.

Yeah, well, I had a wedding to crash.

Hab! Hab! Hab!

Yes! Come on!

- The stingers aren't deploying! - Come on.

Come on!

- Come on. - Yeah.

Come on. Come on.

Yeah!

Whoo!

- Yes! - Suck it, Armin Minihan!

The winner is Ottermus Prime!

Thank you for letting me drive.

Okay. Okay.

Careful with that box. There's a crack on the bottom.

Hey!

You two... Geniuses!

Now, I guess the only question is, how do we get the photo back from Brady?

Blow up the cloud?

Right. Uh, I have another question.

Actually, I may have invited Jillian here, like, as a joke,

but now she's actually here.

Hm.

Voilà.

- Ah! - What if the bridesmaid comes back?

Moe, we are wheels up.

Ah, well, the room next door is empty.

Let's go!

You know you don't have to do everything at once, right?

I'll wait for you.

Go.

Okay.

What are you doing here? I just spent,

like, 30 minutes doing the "Macarena," looking for you next door.

- What happened to your dress? - It wasn't really my style.

Is that cake?

Yeah. You want some?

Yeah.

I knew you weren't really the wedding-crasher type.

So, what else do you know about me?

I know the "Polly Pocket Mini Mall Escape" was your favorite.

You remember that?

Yeah.

I've... had a crush on you since we were kids.

Really?

Is that weird?

I may have had a crush on you too.

May I have this dance?

I can't believe I'm actually here with you.

I know.

Did, uh... I do something wrong?

No. No, it's...

It's not you.

It's just...

It's been kind of... an intense day.

Well... do you wanna talk about it?

Um... not really.

Well, is...

is there something I can do?

I could...

I should...

tell you that I'm a virgin, too.

Are you laughing at me?

No, no. I'm actually...

I'm actually just so relieved 'cause I was, like, crazy nervous

that I wasn't gonna stack up to your indie-rock ex.

I'm so glad I met you.

Me too.

Man, Tabitha...

He'd better be worth it.

I know. I know.

It's bad.

How was it with Jillian?

Hm. I wish she didn't have to rush home, but...

Um, I mean, I was honest, and she was great.

- Mmm! - Ew. Not like that.

We didn't.

I mean, I couldn't after...