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When I was little boy in Poland,
all the times, I dreaming of America.
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So I come, I work hard...
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and I climb to the highest stars.
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♪ Oh, la, la ♪
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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪
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♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪
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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪
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♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪
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Let's go!
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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪
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♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪
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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪
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♪ O la-di, o la-la ♪
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You are such best audience. Thank you!
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Now, please say hello to light of my life,
my wife, my one and only, Marla.
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Marla is decorated
in authentic Polish amber
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from the Jan Lewan Masterpieces
of Elegance collection.
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If you like, come after show to buy.
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Or at Jan Lewan Show Gifts in Hazleton,
open Monday to Saturday, nine to five.
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Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!
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- Oi, oi, oi!
- That's what I'm talking about!
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Wow!
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Mickey Stutz got fire fingers tonight!
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There she goes, my wife.
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I love you, my wife, Marla.
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♪ Ole, ole, ole, ole ♪
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I just wanna tell you,
that was a wonderful show.
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Thank you.
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Uh, is it "Yan Levan" or "Jan Lewan"?
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Whatever you like.
Nobody say the same way.
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Oh, my father was from Poland.
No one ever got his name right, either.
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Is small price to pay
to live in land of opportunity.
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I come with nothing, not even English.
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I work every bad job.
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I not give up.
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And then I meet this guy.
He is music genius. He change everything.
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I waited in line for an hour
for a hot dog.
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Guy in front of me got the last one.
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You name music instrument,
Mickey Stutz can play it.
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Not the accordion.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Mickey and me, we play everywhere.
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Churches, parades,
grand openings, roller rinks...
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In 1981, we play 427 picnics.
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And I keep building band to get big sound.
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And now, this nobody from Poland
is King of Pennsylvania Polka.
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Jan.
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Hi.
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- The van has a flat.
- Oh, I go change.
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I just telling this nice pretty lady
my whole life story.
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It is so inspiring.
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- Did he tell you how we met?
- Not yet.
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- You tell.
- You tell.
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- It was my big make-or-break mom...
- I'll tell.
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After high school,
I won Junior Miss Hazleton, and so...
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being a local celebrity,
the Cancer Telethon asked me
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to be part of their phone bank.
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I saw Jan, and I'll be honest...
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I felt really bad for him.
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I was most nervous.
First time on TV.
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I work so hard to get to the big time,
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and if I blow,
who knows if I get next chance?
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Quiet, people. Here we go.
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Next, we'd like to welcome to the stage
a new act that's been blazing
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quite a trail across the greater
Scranton/Wilkes-Barre/Hazleton area.
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Ladies and Gentleman,
the Jan Lewan Orchestra!
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You know what to do.
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Call now.
We gonna cure all the cancer today!
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Okay.
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♪ Strike up the music
The band has begun ♪
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♪ The Pennsylvania Polka ♪
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♪ Pick out your partner
And join in the fun ♪
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♪ The Pennsylvania Polka ♪
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Oh, my.
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♪ It started in Scranton
It's now number one ♪
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Come on!
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♪ It's bound to entertain ya ♪
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♪ Everybody has the mania
To do the polka from Pennsylvania ♪
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The minute I see her, I know.
This is my future. This is my Marla.
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I was infatuated.
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Here was this ethnic entertainer,
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and he had this charm, sophistication,
he's such a classy performer...
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and that accent.
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♪ This goes on and on until the dawn ♪
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That is so romantic.
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Can I get a picture with you?
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- Sure!
- Of course!
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Okay.
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Ahem. You know, I never know
how to work these things.
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Hey, Lon! Can you, um...
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Oh, sure.
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Say "cheese!"
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My room was freezing last night.
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I piled ten blankets on me,
and I still couldn't get warm.
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- We gonna fix.
- When?
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Soon. I just had big engine
to repair on tour van.
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- But it is good as fixed.
- Jan.
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It seems like once you pay for the van,
the gas, the musicians...
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Ma, will you ease up?
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Jan just played back-to-back shows,
and then he drove all night
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so we could have breakfast
with you and David.
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Mama, we so happy you move in
to help us with David.
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It means so much, when we on road, to know
that our little boy in Grandma hands.
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Watching that precious boy...
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is the greatest joy of my life.
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Oh, Ma, that is so sweet.
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And he is why I think it's time
to get realistic.
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You need a stable job.
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Plumber, electrician.
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Every night, I'm up worrying.
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Well, she doesn't need to worry.
Right, Jan?
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I think Mama and Marla please not worry.
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I working and working.
I always thinking bigger.
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I build empire.
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- Empire?
- Empire.
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Something to leave behind.
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For David, my prince.
And for Marla, my queen.
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- See? We don't need to worry.
- Why do you need to build an empire?
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You're already over-extended
with that knickknack shop.
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I'm talking about dealing with reality.
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What is wrong with him building an empire
if he wants to build an empire?
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- He plays polka music.
- So it will be a polka empire.
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And when I am fancy man on top of world,
I buy you Cadillac, Barb.
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I buy you hot tub.
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I buy you Cadillac with hot tub.
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Hmm.
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Thank you, Jan,
for not going to bed last night
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so that you could prepare
this beautiful breakfast for us.
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Yes.
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Thank you, Jan.
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So we be there at 24th, 25th, and 27, yes?
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Okay. We can play there 26th.
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Okay, thank you. Bye.
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Okay, thank you.
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Mickey Stutz!
You are surprise for sore eyes!
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I'm quitting the band.
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- What? Mickey Stutz, you are the band.
- Not anymore.
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Mickey Stutz, you and me, we are team.
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You give people love for life
with sounds you make.
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I give people love for life
with Jan Lewan.
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We don't make enough money, okay?
I'm done. I'm out.
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Nope. I not let you go.
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Okay, all business books say, "Have plan."
I make 25-year plan.
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We start here, at salt shaker.
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Now, we are on napkin with good crowd.
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On our way to what?
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Parmesan cheese. We all get rich.
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- I still bring home chump change.
- Mickey,
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I will work harder. I will find a way.
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Nobody works harder than you, Jan.
That's what's so sad.
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- You know my Aunt Lois in New Castle?
- The one who wear the purple sweater?
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Yes. She loves coming to see us play.
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Her and her friends,
it's their favorite thing.
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- That's very nice.
- So I say,
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"Come see us at BeerFest.
We're playing two sets."
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She says, "Is it free?"
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I say, "Wait a second.
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You can't pay $3 to come see
your nephew and your favorite band?"
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She says, "I don't like to pay.
Maybe I'll pay a dollar."
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I say, "Wait. I drive four hours
to get down there, play for five,
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and four back home,
and you can't pay three bucks?"
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- You know, what we do...
- "What about your friends?
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Are they as cheap as you, Lois?"
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She doesn't blink. She says,
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"They'll pay $3 for a kielbasa,
but the music should be free."
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This woman changed my diapers!
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Okay, so, you know, maybe we leave
some free tickets for Aunt Lois.
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Lots of other people gonna pay $3.
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Three dollars is not enough.
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Lonny and Steve
are thinking about quitting, too.
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Mickey, Mickey, we are on our way.
You know I have dream.
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We're gonna be big famous.
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The booking fees are too small.
You made the band too big.
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What? That is part of plan, Mickey.
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When band get big, crowd get big.
Before we play rinky-dink.
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Lonny says you're adding
a dancing bear to the act. That true?
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Yeah. Bitsy Bear.
She do funny floppy dance.
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Cheryl flipped when she heard.
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That was the last straw.
We already have a chicken.
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I knew it. Cheryl make you quit.
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She's all over me.
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She wants me to go back to Radio Shack.
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You hate that job.
That job kill your soul.
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Jan, let's face it. This business stinks.
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Jan, pick up! Two deliveries!
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You give me little bit more time.
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I figure out raise,
I get Cheryl off your dupa.
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When Jan Lewan Orchestra play,
I feel energy of crowd and I think,
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"How I bring everyone in to be part
of Jan Lewan American success dream?"
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But what exactly would we be investing in?
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Jan Lewan.
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This dream right here.
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I don't get what a "promissory note" is.
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I learn from my cousin in Poland.
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He get invest to fund his business,
and then he pay investors interest.
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Everybody win.
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I not enough
just be King of Pennsylvania Polka.
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Your invest help build all my business.
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Like this gift shop,
Jan Lewan-flavored vodka, polka TV show...
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and we not stop there.
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My success is your success.
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And, of course,
you get money back, guaranteed.
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Twelve percent. My promise to you.
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How much did the Sajacs invest?
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I not tell you their business.
You need ask Sajacs.
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Larry's always been real smart
with his money.
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So you and this lovely young lady
go home...
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read all, and see if Jan Lewan
is right for you.
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I'm walking over to the dry cleaner
to see if they can break a 20.
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Marla, come inside.
You know Ed and Anita from shows.
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Ah!
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We're Jan's number one fans.
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They are thinking of invest.
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Oh. Well, you cannot go wrong
with this man. He never stops.
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We're getting 3% at the bank.
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Twelve percent sorta sounds too good
to be true.
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Is true. That is why it's so good.
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Oh!
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Welcome to ground floor of big beginning.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mickey Stutz!
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I heard that people
are investing money with you.
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Yes, come see me after show.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Great job out there, Lonny.
We did real good moneys today.
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- Oh! Nice and thick.
- Nice and thick.
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My favorite size.
See you on the bus, Lonny.
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She knows I'm married, right?
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Be careful.
I heard she gave Jimmy Warsaw crabs.
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Oh, come on.
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- I'm gonna give this to your mother.
- She loves envelopes.
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Especially when it's filled with money.
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I was against it, but the bear was genius.
It really adds.
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Now you see? Now you trust?
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This gonna make Cheryl smile.
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You saved me, Jan.
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I'm sorry. You saved me from the Shack.
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Mickey, is okay.
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Oh, it feels so good to pay my musics
what they deserve.
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Get in there. We got some polka to do.
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Yeah. Whoo!
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Hey, Ron. You got a minute?
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- How do you undo on this thing?
- No idea.
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We got a call about some guy.
243
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,221
Sounds like he's selling
illegal promissory notes.
244
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,973
Could be a Ponzi scheme.
245
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:12,268
I got 15 open cases here.
Can't you give it to Angela?
246
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,603
She's got 19 open cases.
247
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,857
Just look into it. It's some polka guy.
248
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,234
- He plays poker?
- Polka.
249
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,736
You know, oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah?
250
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,674
Hi, I'm Jan Lewan.
251
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You always wanted to go to Poland
but couldn't go so far?
252
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,139
Now you find Old Country
at Jan Lewan Show Gift Shop.
253
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:54,018
Here, you find
authentic handcraft costumes...
254
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,064
beautiful porcelain...
255
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,446
so precious amber...
256
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,574
good crystal.
257
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,120
All here at Jan Lewan Show Gifts!
258
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,332
At the 21st St. Mini-Mall in Hazleton.
259
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,668
And that is new commercial.
260
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,547
- Ah. Very nice.
- Is better than old one
261
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,175
because more quality and more expensive.
262
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,094
- Yeah, Mr. Lewan...
- Call me Jan.
263
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,680
- Is it "Yan" or "Jan"?
- It's whatever you want.
264
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,764
Which one is it?
265
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,560
I don't know.
266
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,563
Uh...
267
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,732
Mr. Lewan, do you know why I'm here?
268
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:45,277
No, but I so happy to have you
because we never get black person here,
269
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except UPS lady.
270
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,573
Well, are you taking investments
in something called
271
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,868
"The Jan Lewan Show Gifts, Incorporated"?
272
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,914
Yes, is very good investment
to help build empire.
273
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,625
But you know what? You read all
and see if is right for you.
274
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,502
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm not here to invest.
275
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,546
- All investors 100% satisfied.
- I'm here...
276
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,591
We always get more invests,
so everybody make money.
277
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,635
Have you registered with the state
278
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,762
and filed a business prospectus?
279
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,014
I don't think so.
280
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,559
Well, the state must insist that you stop
taking investments immediately.
281
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,397
I not understand. Everybody love.
They're so happy.
282
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,608
Well, unfortunately,
what you are doing... is illegal.
283
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:25,900
And you can go to jail.
284
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,865
Jan... Excuse me.
I just sold the last pack of pysanky.
285
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,033
It's been there for months.
286
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,827
- I order more.
- Okay.
287
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,454
Can I... get you anything?
288
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,124
No, nothing for us, my love.
Can you shut door, please?
289
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,959
- Okay.
- Thank you, my love.
290
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:44,795
But...
291
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,464
I make the promise to the people.
292
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,883
I pay quarterly interest every time
to them.
293
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,429
You are not registered. You can't do that.
294
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,473
As of today, you have to give
all that money back to your investors.
295
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,225
Today-today, or some other today?
296
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,353
You have three days after notification.
You've been notified.
297
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,440
Okay. No problem.
298
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:09,236
Uh, in Poland, everybody do bribes.
Do you do bribes?
299
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,949
That's also illegal.
No, I do not do bribes.
300
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,243
Me neither do I. Okay, three days.
301
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,369
Three days.
302
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,913
- I do in two because I love America.
- Hey, who doesn't?
303
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,541
I'm happy we got a chance
to sort this thing out.
304
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:26,336
Me too, very much.
So happy to sort.
305
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,381
- These things start to snowball.
- No snowballs.
306
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,384
Please.
307
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,854
Who was that man today?
308
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,898
- Uh, he was fan.
- Really?
309
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,275
That's kinda neat. Hmm.
310
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,820
It would be great to make some inroads
into the black community.
311
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,864
He also from government.
312
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,284
It turn out maybe I'm not doing
everything right with invest.
313
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,578
- Are you in trouble?
- No, no, no, no.
314
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,705
I just need fill out papers and forms.
315
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,856
Well, your handwriting is so bad,
you should let me help you.
316
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,878
You are amazing, special lady
that I love very much.
317
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,713
But, no, I deal with on my own.
318
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,548
Suit yourself.
319
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,350
- I go back to office.
- Come inside and eat something, please.
320
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,411
You have a show tonight.
You've been going all day.
321
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,728
I going a little bit more.
322
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,063
You're coming inside.
323
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,278
Jan!
324
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,323
Love you!
325
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,775
♪ Everybody polka
Polka all day long ♪
326
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,735
♪ Everybody polka ♪
327
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,155
♪ While you sing this song, hey! ♪
328
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,031
♪ Dooby, dooby, dooby ♪
329
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,033
♪ Dooby dooby-da ♪
330
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,952
♪ Dooby, dooby, dooby ♪
331
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:27,875
♪ Dooby-da! ♪
332
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,629
I'm sorry, Janek.
333
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,882
I don't need any deliveries.
334
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,175
Nobody calls.
335
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,927
You need any dishes washed?
336
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:43,807
We don't have dishes here.
We serve everything on paper plates.
337
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,187
But the grease trap needs to be cleaned.
338
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,106
Okay.
339
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,723
Oh. How'd it go?
340
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:29,478
We raise $573 for St. Stanislaus.
341
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,774
Oh, you're so good. Dinner's in the oven.
342
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:37,277
You are my wonderful.
343
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,323
Jan?
344
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:46,536
Marla told me the government
came sniffing around today.
345
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,997
What was that all about?
346
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,709
Is nothing. Paperwork, business.
Good night, Barb.
347
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:55,879
Really?
348
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,883
Because Carol Menlow called to say
349
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:04,596
she pulled up next to you at a red light,
and you were sobbing.
350
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,682
Oh, I've...
351
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,854
Low blood make me sugar crazy.
Marla right, I need eat.
352
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:17,109
That was over three hours ago.
Where you been all this time?
353
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,778
I went with Mickey Stutz to go for hoagie.
354
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,909
- Somethin's going on.
- No, nothing on.
355
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:27,494
Everything good.
356
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:33,166
I told Marla, "Don't marry a musician.
They can't keep it in their pants."
357
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:39,339
I keep in pants, always in pants.
I take out of pants for pee-pee only.
358
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,675
I'm watching you, Jan.
359
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,847
And if you do anything
to hurt this family, I will destroy you.
360
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,933
I will gut you, and fillet you,
361
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:53,437
and ship you back to Poland
in a doggy bag.
362
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,440
Okay.
363
00:21:56,523 --> 00:22:01,945
So, with the second mortgage,
only Mr. Jan Lewan need sign, is right?
364
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,905
- Not Mrs. Jan Lewan?
- Yes, sir.
365
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,092
You're the only titleholder,
so only your signature...
366
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,367
I be down this afternoon.
367
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,891
Anita, Ed, my favorite Krzyewskis!
368
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,560
What brings you
to 21st Street Mini-Mall in Hazleton?
369
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:36,313
We got something important
to talk to you about,
370
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,023
regarding our investment.
371
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:41,193
Wonderful. Who wants fro-yo?
Let's go get fro-yo.
372
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,487
- Marla, I be right back.
- Okay.
373
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,570
Right this way.
374
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:45,946
So...
375
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,410
you probably spoke with black Ron Edwards?
376
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,913
Who's "black Ron Edwards"?
377
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:57,459
How is peppermint stick?
Pineapple swirl is delish.
378
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:02,547
We want to invest more money
in Jan Lewan Show Gifts.
379
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,673
Oh!
380
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,263
Ah... Uh...
381
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:15,352
I... happy you like so much,
but I no longer take investments.
382
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,436
Why?
383
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,897
It's all full-up. I got all the money.
384
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:22,317
Soon, you will get invest back.
385
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,529
I told you we should've come sooner.
386
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:27,614
The IRA just matured.
387
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:28,824
I'm sorry.
388
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:33,161
You really like investing with Jan Lewan?
389
00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:36,915
Where were you in '87?
We got creamed in the stock market.
390
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:40,210
It's all rigged
by those Wall Street criminals.
391
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:43,880
We need a good investment
for us regular people.
392
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:50,011
Well, I do have
new investment opportunity,
393
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:53,390
but I did not mention
because it's for bigger investments.
394
00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,433
Does it have the same guaranteed return?
395
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:02,858
Yes, it does.
396
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,651
We want in.
397
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:06,862
I'm gonna be right back.
398
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,893
This is big time of growing for business.
399
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,812
I quit all other jobs
and focus on polka only.
400
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:44,316
So, if you have friends
who you think would like, you know...
401
00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:45,400
tell them call me.
402
00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,360
But only tell very good friends,
403
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,155
people who appreciate very exclusive.
404
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,157
Important to be...
405
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,783
I've got a cousin down in Delaware
406
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,995
who just got
a real big worker's comp settlement.
407
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,581
He should call today. For you.
408
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,249
♪ Beedle-deedle-dee ♪
409
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,919
Oh, this is too much!
410
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,962
Oh, let us pay for them.
411
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:09,257
No! Okay. $22.99.
412
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:13,094
I work 20 times hard for you!
413
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,514
I make you so happy!
414
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,767
I'm not gonna let you down!
415
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,654
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
416
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:33,615
It has been two months
since my last confession.
417
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,534
God is listening.
418
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,411
I do something wrong
419
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:42,207
because I know, by doing wrong thing,
it help me do right thing.
420
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,334
What are you confessing to?
421
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,543
I tell lie.
422
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:50,257
I am sinner,
but I promise to work so hard,
423
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,175
and then I pay back all the moneys.
424
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,052
I just need more time.
425
00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:57,973
When one of my businesses goes big,
then I keep all my promises.
426
00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,975
Do you repent for your sin?
427
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:03,270
I do, I do.
I've asked God, "Show me the way."
428
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:06,982
Say ten "Our Fathers"
and stay on the righteous path.
429
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,150
I will, Father. I will, I will, I will.
430
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:12,904
Mr. Lewan?
431
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,782
Ron Edwards, Pennsylvania SEC.
432
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:16,866
Remember me?
433
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,578
Ron Edwards, hello!
Yes, of course, I remember you.
434
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,913
I'm calling to follow up.
435
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:26,835
Yes, I so happy you came see me when
you did to stop me making wrong moves.
436
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:30,213
I return all money to investors
in Jan Lewan Show Gifts.
437
00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:33,633
I only had six people,
so it's not too big a deal. And...
438
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:36,678
Yes, so, you know, that is that.
439
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:39,973
And then, done with that
and never make that mistake no more.
440
00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:42,767
And no more invest
in Jan Lewan Show Gifts.
441
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,061
Only play the polka for the smiles.
442
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,897
- You should come see us some time.
- Sounds fun.
443
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,649
Glad we could close this case.
444
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:50,817
Thank you, Mr. Lewan.
445
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,402
To you too, my brother.
446
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:54,154
Okay, my brother.
447
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,869
Oh...
448
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,748
How I make all this money?
449
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,042
Where I get rest of money?
450
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,560
It's time for The Lou Laroue Show.
451
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,229
With your host... Lou Laroue.
452
00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:31,816
Now, Jan,
you always have so much going on.
453
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,486
Yes, and today,
we have wonderful surprise.
454
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:38,031
- Is trumpet debut of my boy, David.
- It's a real family affair.
455
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:41,201
Well, that is the only kind of affair
that is okay with my wife.
456
00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:46,373
Okay.
457
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,176
You're constantly on the road
with the band.
458
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:51,086
You've got the store,
the record label, the radio program,
459
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,171
Jan Lewan-flavored vodka...
460
00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:55,965
And now, Jan Lewan offer travel packages
to Europe.
461
00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:58,176
Jan Lewan always expanding.
462
00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:01,137
- Tell us about it.
- I'm very exciting about this.
463
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,933
I lead group on 12-day trip
of great capitals of Europe.
464
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,602
We start in Warsaw,
and we finish in Vatican City
465
00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:09,479
for private audience with Pope!
466
00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:12,065
The Pope? Oh, that sounds
like a unique experience.
467
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:13,316
Oh, is trip of lifetime.
468
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,277
No one else offers
this Premium Pope Package.
469
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:20,448
- Only Jan Lewan European Tours.
- Terrific.
470
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,992
Okay, now, I understand
you've prepared a song for us today?
471
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:27,872
Yeah, special for this show.
We play, "Lou Laroue Show Polka."
472
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:29,541
I am honored.
473
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,627
- ♪ He make you laugh ♪
- ♪ Ha-ha! ♪
474
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,671
- ♪ He make you cry ♪
- ♪ Wah-wah! ♪
475
00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:38,091
♪ He has the best guests in town ♪
476
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:41,469
♪ Come on a trip, to Vatican ♪
477
00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:46,725
♪ Meet the man that's close to God! ♪
478
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,476
♪ Eat pasta meals ♪
479
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,061
♪ Plus talk to Pope ♪
480
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:53,565
♪ We love you, Lou Laroue ♪
481
00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,149
Hey!
482
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,151
We'll be right back.
483
00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:58,862
Welcome to Warsaw!
484
00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,490
Hey, hey, hello! Good see you!
485
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,492
We just arrive in Bratislava.
486
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,078
Vienna. How about that!
487
00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,122
Buongiorno, buongiorno.
488
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:11,541
We in Rome, and today, we gonna meet Pope.
489
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,460
Is special, special day.
490
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:15,795
Okay, Mickey, cut.
491
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:17,881
Now, can we get gelato?
492
00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:19,466
No, no, no. No time. Let's go.
493
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:32,937
Anita!
And we go this way, right over...
494
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:33,855
This way.
495
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:36,483
Now we're gonna have
five-star Italian lunch and gelato.
496
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,819
And then we're gonna have private audience
with Holy Father.
497
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,863
Okay, watch out here.
We got some uneven pavement.
498
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,907
Oh, I'm sorry. No, keep going. Okay.
499
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:46,868
Careful. Here we go.
Everybody this way for yum-yum.
500
00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,746
- You come with me, Mickey Stutz.
- What about lunch? I'm hungry.
501
00:29:49,829 --> 00:29:51,206
I got peanuts on the bus. Come on.
502
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:56,669
- What the hell's going on?
- Mickey, no, no, no! Shut that off!
503
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:58,273
I thought I was filming you.
504
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:01,299
You are here to be my bodyguard.
505
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:03,551
Bodyguard for what?
506
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:07,514
I don't have confirmed appointment
with Holy Father.
507
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:08,431
What?
508
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,683
This is the Premium Pope Package.
509
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,602
Is disaster.
510
00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,187
You said we were gonna meet the Pope.
511
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:16,606
I know. I've been calling for weeks.
Nobody give me answer.
512
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,066
I thought you knew him.
513
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:20,527
I meet him once when I am seven years old!
514
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,278
- Excuse me.
- Wha...
515
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:25,824
Jan, all these people are here
to see the Pope.
516
00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,067
What are you gonna tell them?
517
00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:30,954
I'm gonna say, "Who you think you are?
Pope is busy man!
518
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:33,039
He can't meet nobodies from Pennsylvania!"
519
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,375
Now, we try bribe.
520
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:38,545
This a lot of money.
I need you walk with me and look tough.
521
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,338
What?
522
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,139
- Make sure nobody follow us.
- Why would somebody be following us?
523
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:52,267
- To kill us and take the money!
- What?
524
00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:08,366
- Who is that?
- Who?
525
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:09,635
- See him before?
- I don't know.
526
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:10,493
He coming.
527
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,346
- I don't know...
- Pretend like you have gun.
528
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:15,248
Don't you...
Stay away from this suitcase!
529
00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:28,553
- I go there.
- Okay, I'll go with you.
530
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:31,139
No, you too sweaty.
531
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,824
Jan, honey, do you think
that he's coming soon?
532
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:53,828
I'm just a little worried. A lot of these
old people are looking a little pooped.
533
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,456
Any moment. Go light candle and pray.
534
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,709
- Oh. Are you okay?
- Excellent.
535
00:32:02,503 --> 00:32:06,382
- It's 4:45. You said he'd be here at 3:00.
- I think I said, " If he come."
536
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,301
You didn't say "if." You said it was okay.
537
00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:12,138
I need you calm down, because even if Pope
doesn't come and whole trip is ruined,
538
00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:15,058
everyone have their health,
and that is what matters most.
539
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:16,434
I'm gonna throw up.
540
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:20,229
- Those criminals took my money.
- These people are gonna go apeshit.
541
00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:23,358
That lying priest gonna see a side
of Jan Lewan he not like.
542
00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:31,366
Pray for me, Mickey Stutz.
543
00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:34,869
Wait... why am I praying?
What am I praying for? Jan!
544
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,513
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪
545
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,058
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪
546
00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:04,023
♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪
547
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:10,238
♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪
548
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:14,450
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪
549
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:17,912
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪
550
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:24,085
♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪
551
00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:30,967
♪ Gloria! Gloria! ♪
552
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:37,056
♪ In Excelsis ♪
553
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:44,897
♪ Deo ♪
554
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:54,198
♪ Gloria in Excelsis Deo ♪
555
00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:01,956
♪ In Excelsis ♪
556
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:11,507
♪ Gloria in Excelsis Deo ♪
557
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,217
You hungry? Hey, you want some peanuts?
558
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,886
There some peanuts at the door.
Good.
559
00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:17,930
We have good day, no?
Is special good day.
560
00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:21,434
This has been the best day of my life.
561
00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:25,229
- All our lives.
- We want to invest more money with you.
562
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:27,940
We've told all our friends about it
563
00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:32,278
in a very "shh" way,
and they want to invest with you, too.
564
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,914
I pass out clipboard.
Everyone write down how much.
565
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:54,509
Mmm.
566
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:59,722
- I wish Ma could've been with us today.
- I know. Barb is so much fun.
567
00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:04,644
Stop it. I'm serious.
She would've been so impressed.
568
00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:08,106
She would've seen all these people
who want to invest with you.
569
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,609
We don't tell Mama about these invests.
570
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,903
I want her to know about all of the people
571
00:35:13,986 --> 00:35:15,947
who believe in you
the way that I believe in you.
572
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:19,117
Yeah, but is not nice
to be "I told you so" to Mama.
573
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,201
Please.
574
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:24,288
I am so sick of her always telling me
that you're never gonna succeed.
575
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:27,375
I think it would be very nice
to rub it in her face for once.
576
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,794
Marla, we just see Pope.
577
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,463
Our hearts are full with love.
578
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,298
You're right.
579
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:38,094
I'm sorry. I'm a bad person.
580
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,512
Mnh-mnh.
581
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:44,934
You are human, with flaws and desires,
like all the people.
582
00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,060
Oh, gee.
583
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:51,190
And, also, I think is better you never,
ever, ever talk about invest
584
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,484
because I take care of all the business.
585
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,068
Really?
586
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:58,531
Don't... Never...
I mean, I thought that we were partners.
587
00:35:58,614 --> 00:36:01,492
- Did I do something wrong?
- You kidding me?
588
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:04,120
- Mm?
- You did something right.
589
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,431
- Jan...
- I want you to remember.
590
00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:08,749
Remember, all I do, I do for you.
591
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:14,422
Yes, we are here in Rome,
in this gorgeous hotel suite.
592
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:18,426
So you know what? Yeah.
You're obviously doing something right.
593
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,179
- To today.
- To today.
594
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:26,601
Mmm!
595
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,563
I think is time we hire
full-time videographer.
596
00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:33,566
Film everything I do:
the shows, the tour,
597
00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:38,154
next time we go to visit Pope, of course,
and then we sell the tapes to the fans.
598
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,741
Jan, that's brilliant.
599
00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,076
Hold that thought.
600
00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:47,747
- Prego!
- Today, I saw who you really are.
601
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:50,208
- Mickey?
- You're a liar.
602
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,378
I not lie. I say we meet Pope,
we meet Pope.
603
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,505
Cut the crap.
We were hanging on by a thread.
604
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:58,066
What if we didn't get to see
the Holy Father?
605
00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:59,217
But we did.
606
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,594
But you lied to all those people!
607
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:05,473
Mickey, some things you say
so you can make happen.
608
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,060
How you think I get here?
Where I am today?
609
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,647
I say what will happen, and I believe.
610
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,025
Man, you got excuses up the wazoo.
611
00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,903
No, I have America up the wazoo.
612
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,906
Nothing happen without you believe.
613
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,201
You believe house, someday house.
614
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:28,287
You believe beautiful wife, someday wife.
615
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:31,457
You believe in friend, someday friend.
616
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,920
You say big things and big things happen.
617
00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:39,298
I not liar. I believer.
618
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,097
Man.
619
00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:51,852
You got guts, Jan. I could never do that.
620
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,437
So make something happen.
621
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,065
Like what?
622
00:37:57,024 --> 00:37:58,150
Something. Anything.
623
00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:01,153
I...
624
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:04,323
nah, it's stupid.
625
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,785
No, you say to me what you want to happen.
626
00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:09,829
I give you the power!
627
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:15,751
I hate my name.
628
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,754
I always wanted a stage name.
629
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,092
I wanted to be called...
630
00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:26,637
"Mickey Pizzazz."
631
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:37,398
Mickey.
632
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:40,985
Come.
633
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:48,868
We kneel.
634
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:51,495
Come.
635
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:53,414
Okay.
636
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:11,307
Mickey Stutz want to be called
"Mickey Pizzazz."
637
00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:15,436
Is pizzazzy name for pizzazzy guy.
638
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,023
And today, God hears you.
639
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:28,616
From now on, you are Mickey Pizzazz.
640
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:35,539
Thank you.
641
00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:54,600
Come on, let's dance! Everybody dance!
642
00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:10,241
On sax, Judy Glemp and Lonny Suwalski!
643
00:40:11,617 --> 00:40:14,495
On trumpet, my own son, David Lewan!
644
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:19,291
And tonight, on clarinet,
my main man, my number one...
645
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:23,212
Mr. Magic Fingers himself,
Mickey Pizzazz!
646
00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:40,980
Vince, go in tight for this.
647
00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:42,982
Everybody... cut the lights!
648
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:45,818
Everybody, stop! Everybody, stop!
649
00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:49,530
Everybody,
Marla just told me incredible news.
650
00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:53,200
I am so happy to share this with all you
who have support Jan Lewan
651
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,869
for all these many years.
652
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,370
I cannot do without you.
653
00:40:56,454 --> 00:41:00,040
Our last CD,
which we have on sale here tonight,
654
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,794
has been nominated... for Grammy Award!
655
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:07,715
"Best Album of Year, polka category"!
656
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,550
Oh, I love you.
657
00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:11,302
Oh, my God.
658
00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:15,723
Hey! Hey, get over here,
you son of a bitch! Get over here!
659
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:20,144
Hey. Hey. We're gonna do
"Proud To Be An American."
660
00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:21,854
Okay? "Proud To Be An American."
661
00:41:21,937 --> 00:41:23,939
"Proud To Be An American."
662
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,652
This one from my heart.
663
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:37,286
♪ You were born in America ♪
664
00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:42,583
♪ How fortunate you are ♪
665
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:48,631
♪ Only in America ♪
666
00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:53,636
♪ Can you reach for the highest stars ♪
667
00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:57,431
♪ You can say what you want ♪
668
00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,309
♪ Think what you want ♪
669
00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:06,315
♪ Do what you want to do ♪
670
00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:11,320
♪ Oh, to be an American ♪
671
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:16,951
♪ To be like one of you ♪
672
00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:23,165
♪ I came here from a foreign land ♪
673
00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:27,878
♪ How fortunate I am ♪
674
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:34,093
♪ And like so many before me ♪
675
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:39,974
♪ You opened up your arms ♪
676
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,227
♪ You give me your valleys ♪
677
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:45,896
♪ Mountains and your plains ♪
678
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:51,652
♪ You give me a love that's true ♪
679
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:56,740
♪ Now, I, too, am American ♪
680
00:42:57,324 --> 00:43:01,745
♪ I am just like one of you ♪
681
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:11,422
♪ Now, I am an American ♪
682
00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:18,470
♪ I am just like one of you ♪
683
00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:27,021
♪ Just like you and you ♪
684
00:43:36,405 --> 00:43:37,990
Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!
685
00:43:38,073 --> 00:43:39,366
Oi, oi, oi!
686
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:44,038
- How many you bringing out to LA?
- I sign 500. You think is enough?
687
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,832
- Yeah. If you need more, I'll send them.
- Okay.
688
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:49,668
Jan?
689
00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:51,795
Yeah, go.
690
00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:54,965
You know how Lindsey
has those learning issues?
691
00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:58,594
Yeah, I know you have struggles.
But Lindsey is so cute little girl.
692
00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:01,096
We found a specialist
she really clicked with.
693
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,181
I mean, Jan...
694
00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:04,384
she was making connections
like she never made before.
695
00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:06,935
But it's expensive and I...
696
00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:08,312
You send bill to me.
697
00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:11,273
- Jan, you serious?
- Yeah.
698
00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:15,361
Is so good you find some person
to help your little girl be normal.
699
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:18,113
You know how much this means
to Beth and me.
700
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:21,367
Come.
701
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,951
- I do.
- Thank you.
702
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:24,828
I really do.
703
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:33,128
I don't get how this place stays open.
We haven't had a customer in three hours.
704
00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,255
Well, that's why Pop started
the catalog business.
705
00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:39,051
This is a business? I was not aware.
706
00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:41,136
Grandma, why are you so mad
at Pop all the time?
707
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:46,350
I'm not mad at your father.
I just think he lives in la-la land.
708
00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:48,686
He's meeting with producers
in Los Angeles.
709
00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:51,355
And when he gets his own TV show,
he says I can be on it.
710
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:57,569
Sweetheart, that is la-la talk.
Nothing more.
711
00:44:57,653 --> 00:45:00,572
People love coming to his concerts.
He makes them happy.
712
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,534
Flying himself first class to LA,
713
00:45:03,617 --> 00:45:06,912
putting himself up in Beverly Hills. How?
714
00:45:06,995 --> 00:45:08,956
All right, I'm gonna get some lunch.
715
00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:12,584
I just don't want you
to follow in his footsteps.
716
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:15,796
You're a good boy,
and there are better footsteps.
717
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:16,879
Okay, Grandma.
718
00:45:17,297 --> 00:45:19,508
- You want anything?
- You're a doll.
719
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:24,596
Get me a cheesesteak. No peppers.
And make sure they use the good toaster.
720
00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:32,020
Whew.
721
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,985
Oh, Mickey.
722
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:41,071
For a second,
I thought we actually had a customer.
723
00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:43,073
Hey, Barb. Haven't seen you in a while.
724
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:48,203
I'm just helping out while
they're off jet-setting in California.
725
00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,664
Tonight's the big night. Fingers crossed.
726
00:45:50,747 --> 00:45:52,040
- We could win.
- No.
727
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,834
Seems unlikely.
728
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,504
I saw Cheryl in the bank.
729
00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:01,717
She's put on a lot of weight. Is she okay?
730
00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:03,719
Thyroid.
731
00:46:04,511 --> 00:46:06,054
Bad mood swings, too.
732
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,556
Mm.
733
00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:10,493
Supposed to pick up some flyers.
Jan said they're in his office.
734
00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:11,560
I'll take a look.
735
00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:13,479
Hold down the fort.
736
00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:16,523
Okay.
737
00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:33,707
Found 'em!
738
00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:41,673
They were under the counter.
739
00:46:42,674 --> 00:46:44,176
You're looking real good, Barb.
740
00:46:46,261 --> 00:46:47,679
That's very nice of you.
741
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,641
We're playing the Trump Taj Mahal
next month.
742
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:52,518
You should come.
743
00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:54,101
I don't think so.
744
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,063
Yeah, it's real far.
745
00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:04,154
Things are really picking up here
at the Grammys.
746
00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:07,908
I think I see Tom Jones
headed toward me on the carpet.
747
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,159
Jan Lewan.
748
00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:11,411
- Who?
- Jan Lewan, polka nominee.
749
00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,914
- Jan Lewan!
- Hello!
750
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,624
Hi! Welcome.
751
00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:17,626
You look like a very happy man.
752
00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:22,172
Yes, I got a great gift basket
with mini-hairdryer inside.
753
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:24,258
- Jan, I see Eddie Murphy.
- Where?
754
00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:26,718
- Is this is your first nomination?
- What?
755
00:47:27,302 --> 00:47:29,096
Does he look heavier to you?
756
00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:31,390
Oh, my goodness, yes! It's so...
757
00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:33,767
Marla.
758
00:47:33,850 --> 00:47:34,977
- Sheila.
- Hey.
759
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:37,521
We saw Jan's picture in the paper.
760
00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:40,774
We didn't win a Grammy,
but it was a thrill to be nominated.
761
00:47:40,857 --> 00:47:42,067
Were you there, too?
762
00:47:43,151 --> 00:47:45,195
- Of course, I was there.
- Oh, my God!
763
00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:46,738
What was it like?
764
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,366
Sheila, it was 70 degrees in Los Angeles.
765
00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:52,327
You must've seen famous people.
766
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,956
Tom Jones, Andy Garcia, Eddie Murphy...
767
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,499
I met Judy Tenuta.
768
00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:00,586
- Was she nice?
- She was so nice. So nice.
769
00:48:01,753 --> 00:48:02,880
Can you put this on a tab?
770
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:06,633
Tell Jan to be a little bit more careful
with the mustard.
771
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,469
- He loves his mustard.
- Wow.
772
00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,555
Your life is so exciting.
773
00:48:11,638 --> 00:48:14,850
- Oh.
- I knew you when you were nobody.
774
00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:19,688
I was never nobody.
I was always Marla.
775
00:48:19,771 --> 00:48:20,689
Oh, yeah.
776
00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:25,319
Sure, I mean, but... who's Marla?
She went to school with Sheila.
777
00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:28,030
Marla and Sheila are not at the Grammys,
meeting the Pope.
778
00:48:28,113 --> 00:48:30,782
- Well...
- You're Mrs. Jan Lewan.
779
00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:33,619
That's way better than plain old Marla.
780
00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:34,828
Good to see you, Sheila.
781
00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,457
So, Vince, you know what I wanna get?
I wanna get "tight cowboy."
782
00:48:38,665 --> 00:48:41,209
- Okay, cowboy is a head-to-knee.
- Yes, so tight cowboy.
783
00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:44,630
- Do you think of me as Mrs. Jan Lewan?
- Yes, of course!
784
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:47,799
So I want you to pan from me to crowd,
then back to close on me.
785
00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:51,053
Yeah, Vince, just make sure
you get Jan, Jan, Jan and only Jan.
786
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,217
- What I say?
- I don't know.
787
00:48:57,434 --> 00:49:01,480
Welcome to our 14th Annual Polkafest.
788
00:49:04,566 --> 00:49:05,817
Yeah.
789
00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:11,323
It is my privilege
to introduce the wonderful performer
790
00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:12,908
you are about to see...
791
00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:16,787
who also happens to be my husband.
792
00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:22,000
I think a lot of you look at me
and you think, "Wow, she's so lucky
793
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:25,045
because she's 'Mrs. Jan Lewan.'"
794
00:49:26,171 --> 00:49:27,171
Ahem.
795
00:49:27,589 --> 00:49:31,134
But there's a lot more to me.
796
00:49:32,427 --> 00:49:36,056
And I'm always introducing Jan,
so maybe I introduce myself tonight.
797
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:40,018
Okay, so I'm sure a lot of you remember
798
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:44,815
that I did compete for and won...
799
00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:46,775
Junior Miss Hazelton.
800
00:49:49,611 --> 00:49:50,696
I can also sing and dance,
801
00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:54,074
but how would you ever know that?
Because I never get the chance.
802
00:49:54,616 --> 00:49:55,617
Ahem.
803
00:49:56,660 --> 00:50:00,372
My story is the story of so many women.
804
00:50:00,455 --> 00:50:05,669
Because I put my dreams aside
so that I could raise a family...
805
00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:10,382
and let my husband hog the spotlight.
806
00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:12,926
And I'm sure a lot of you ladies
can relate to that.
807
00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:16,680
Didn't you use to have dreams and...
808
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:19,307
and goals?
809
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:21,852
What happened?
810
00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:25,814
So that's just a little something
about who I am.
811
00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:28,483
So...
812
00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:31,778
without further ado... uh,
813
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:36,950
uh, I would like to introduce
the enormously talented Polish Prince,
814
00:50:37,033 --> 00:50:39,035
Jan Lewan!
815
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:41,163
Hey!
816
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:48,003
My lovely wife, who is not just my wife.
817
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:51,423
She much, much, much,
much, much, much more.
818
00:50:51,506 --> 00:50:55,969
She is wonderful mother,
and more than that, too, she...
819
00:50:57,095 --> 00:50:59,306
fold the laundry so good.
820
00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:00,849
That is bonus.
821
00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:05,979
Because what I really am trying to say is,
she is amazing at whatever she do.
822
00:51:06,062 --> 00:51:09,316
- So please give up hands for my Marla!
- Yeah!
823
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:11,234
Marla!
824
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:13,570
One, two, go!
825
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:31,254
So, Mom, what happened out there tonight?
Did you, like, blow a fuse or something?
826
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:33,715
Mmm, this sesame chicken is yummy.
827
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,467
Why? Was it bad?
828
00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:39,054
No, no! Everyone come up to me after
and say how great talker you are.
829
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:44,267
Tonight made me realize
that I need to do something for myself.
830
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:46,436
I couldn't agree more.
831
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:47,938
Listen.
832
00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:51,650
I do the books
for Dr. Morrissey's practice in Scranton.
833
00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:53,693
He's looking for a new office manager.
834
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:55,904
You would be perfect, Marla.
835
00:51:55,987 --> 00:51:58,782
What about gift shop?
Marla is best amber salesman.
836
00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:01,910
I'm talking about a secure job,
837
00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:05,664
with regular hours and a regular paycheck.
838
00:52:05,747 --> 00:52:08,917
You want Marla to work for dentist?
What kind of life is that?
839
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,628
It's a kind of life with health insurance!
840
00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:14,297
Stop it! Stop! Both of you, stop it!
841
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:18,343
I want to do something big
and something that I can be proud of,
842
00:52:18,426 --> 00:52:20,929
which is why I have decided, tonight,
843
00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:24,850
that I am going to compete
in the Mrs. Pennsylvania Beauty Pageant.
844
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:31,189
That is a complete waste of time.
845
00:52:31,773 --> 00:52:34,234
Those pageants are a racket!
846
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:36,194
Of course, you should do that, my darling.
847
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:37,278
Jan.
848
00:52:38,196 --> 00:52:40,657
I'm gonna need a trainer, a dance coach,
849
00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:42,617
- a speech coach...
- We get my guy.
850
00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:45,370
I need gowns
and a lot of bathing suits.
851
00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:47,581
- We go to Miami.
- I need new shoes...
852
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:51,585
- We get all most expensive.
- How are you gonna pay for all this?
853
00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:56,464
You are not a beauty queen.
You look like your father.
854
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:58,842
You are not doing this.
855
00:52:58,925 --> 00:53:00,385
Know what?
856
00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:06,266
All respect, Barb, but this my house!
And I am man, and I am decider!
857
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:10,353
Marla, wake up
and pull your head out of your ass!
858
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,192
Do you know what your problem is, Ma?
859
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:17,193
You're not a happy person!
860
00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:19,905
- Just let her go.
- You wanna believe in fairy tales?
861
00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:24,576
Far be it from me. Go ahead!
Believe in your fantasy world!
862
00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:29,039
I would rather live in a fantasy world
than whatever world you're living in!
863
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:33,919
I live in a little place called
"Open Your Eyes"!
864
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:38,757
- I am done with you lunatics!
- You never believed in me!
865
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,051
Jan believes in me!
866
00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:46,473
Oh, Marla. It's okay.
867
00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:54,439
You know Robby Pulaski?
868
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:56,816
Marla could've married him.
869
00:53:56,900 --> 00:54:00,320
Now he's the number-one plumber
in Scranton.
870
00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:04,199
He's got three trucks going
and a swimming pool.
871
00:54:05,283 --> 00:54:06,785
Let me give you a massage.
872
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,290
I begged Marla not to marry a musician.
873
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:15,085
Now they're dragging my grandson
down with them.
874
00:54:15,168 --> 00:54:18,463
Maybe there's something you don't know.
Most musicians starve.
875
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:21,091
But the Jan Lewan Orchestra?
We make a living.
876
00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:24,427
I think Jan is a drug dealer.
877
00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:28,223
- What?
- He's got multiple post office boxes,
878
00:54:28,306 --> 00:54:30,850
those weird filing cabinets.
879
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:34,729
He's always getting calls
and leaving the room.
880
00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:38,233
One day, he's broke.
Next day, he's rolling in dough.
881
00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:41,861
I can't figure out
how he's paying that band.
882
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,154
I ran the numbers.
883
00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:45,615
Barb, come on. Come on, please.
884
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:49,119
The most he gets for a concert is $1,500.
885
00:54:49,202 --> 00:54:51,663
Usually, it's more like 800.
886
00:54:51,746 --> 00:54:55,333
- He's got a other business going on.
- He's in the hole with every show.
887
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,584
He's got investors.
888
00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:59,713
What are they investing in?
889
00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:04,092
Do we really have to talk
about this right now? Please?
890
00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:05,885
I made up this whole crazy story
891
00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:08,221
so I didn't have to go home
and see Cheryl.
892
00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:11,224
I was really looking forward
to being with you.
893
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:17,188
I'm sorry. I'm just so wound up about Jan
and what he's up to.
894
00:55:17,772 --> 00:55:21,443
Jan Lewan is not a drug dealer, okay?
895
00:55:21,526 --> 00:55:24,529
You're under his spell.
You can't think clearly.
896
00:55:24,612 --> 00:55:27,574
If it wasn't for Jan Lewan,
I wouldn't be here right now.
897
00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:31,286
Mickey Stutz didn't have the stuff
to cheat on his wife.
898
00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:34,164
But Mickey Pizzazz, he's got the stuff.
899
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:37,834
You're right.
900
00:55:39,502 --> 00:55:43,673
You don't rent a room at the Land O' Nod
to have this conversation.
901
00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:46,885
Mickey...
902
00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:48,470
Yeah, baby?
903
00:55:48,553 --> 00:55:49,721
Will you hold me?
904
00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:52,057
I'll do a lot more than that.
905
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:54,976
Oh!
906
00:55:55,226 --> 00:55:56,770
Oh, Mickey.
907
00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:03,068
Everyone said Joanne Dupree
was gonna win, including my mother.
908
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,153
But Joanne Dupree did not win.
909
00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:06,446
I won.
910
00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:07,864
And you'll win again.
911
00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:14,871
♪ More is my love ♪
912
00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:17,332
♪ Than leaves in the autumn ♪
913
00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:20,752
♪ More is my love for you ♪
914
00:56:21,669 --> 00:56:25,423
♪ I'll love you till
The stars fall from heaven ♪
915
00:56:25,965 --> 00:56:29,135
♪ And this I promise you ♪
916
00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:33,848
♪ That forever I'll be by your side ♪
917
00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:37,852
♪ I will leave you never ♪
918
00:56:38,436 --> 00:56:42,482
♪ Trust my heart with your love inside ♪
919
00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:46,444
♪ To be there forever ♪
920
00:56:46,986 --> 00:56:48,363
♪ More is my love ♪
921
00:56:48,446 --> 00:56:51,032
♪ Than birds in the springtime ♪
922
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:53,785
♪ More is my love for you ♪
923
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:59,207
♪ The day we met
I knew you would be mine ♪
924
00:56:59,290 --> 00:57:02,585
♪ I knew my wish came true ♪
925
00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:05,088
♪ More is my love ♪
926
00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:06,965
♪ My love ♪
927
00:57:07,048 --> 00:57:11,010
♪ For you! ♪
928
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:17,434
Everything looks delicious.
929
00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:21,229
What's going on with you?
930
00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:23,982
Come on.
931
00:57:25,316 --> 00:57:26,526
I've moved out.
932
00:57:27,318 --> 00:57:30,738
David got his driver's license.
Doesn't need me anymore.
933
00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:33,199
Mm, there's something more than that.
934
00:57:33,783 --> 00:57:36,327
I like having my own place again.
935
00:57:37,662 --> 00:57:41,374
Oh, I saw Jan last week.
We had to withdraw all our money with him.
936
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,668
You invested with Jan?
937
00:57:43,751 --> 00:57:47,589
Yeah, we did, but we had to cash out
to pay for Sid's gallbladder surgery.
938
00:57:47,672 --> 00:57:49,799
Did you get your money back?
939
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:51,384
Oh, and then some.
940
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,303
We made so much money with Jan.
941
00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:54,929
Maybe Ken and I should invest.
942
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:58,183
Don't! Please don't. Trust me.
943
00:57:58,391 --> 00:58:00,435
I'd invest with him again in a heartbeat.
944
00:58:00,518 --> 00:58:02,479
But, now that Sid
lost his foot to diabetes,
945
00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:04,314
all our money goes to his fake foot.
946
00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:08,359
It pains me to say this
about my own son-in-law...
947
00:58:09,944 --> 00:58:13,364
but I think he's a little shady.
948
00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:15,700
He was always on the up and up with us.
949
00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:29,881
♪ Polka bubbles, polka bubbles ♪
950
00:58:29,964 --> 00:58:33,343
♪ Polka bubbles in the wine ♪
951
00:58:33,426 --> 00:58:38,097
♪ And with Mickey on ukulele ♪
952
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:44,812
♪ It's polka bubble time! ♪
953
00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:47,565
Roar!
954
00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:49,984
Oh! Whoa-oh!
955
00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:52,362
Bitsy Bear fall.
956
00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:56,324
Thank you all for your beautiful dancing!
957
00:58:56,824 --> 00:59:01,829
So I am sure all of you know,
next week is Mrs. Pennsylvania Pageant,
958
00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:04,624
and I want lots of people
to cheer for my Marla.
959
00:59:04,707 --> 00:59:08,211
So guess what.
I rent five buses to bring you all!
960
00:59:08,294 --> 00:59:09,897
Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!
961
00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:11,214
Oi, oi, oi!
962
00:59:11,297 --> 00:59:14,842
There's a whole goddamn bus,
yet she always ends up sitting next to me.
963
00:59:14,926 --> 00:59:17,220
Okay, you've got a pretty inflated ego.
964
00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:20,348
I have no interest in sex with you.
965
00:59:20,431 --> 00:59:23,643
Then why do you keep leaving messages
on my machine?
966
00:59:23,726 --> 00:59:24,894
Okay, okay, okay.
967
00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:27,397
Lonny, loosen laces, but keep shoes on.
968
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:31,526
Bitsy, sit somewhere away from Lonny.
And no more calling, okay?
969
00:59:32,443 --> 00:59:33,443
Break!
970
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:39,909
Every time there is shit being stirred,
Bitsy Bear is holding spoon.
971
00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:43,454
Don't record none of that.
Erase. I don't want none of that.
972
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,206
Can we talk privately?
973
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:49,961
Vince, go to parking lot.
Get people saying, "I love Jan Lewan."
974
00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:52,797
Band's kind of unhappy
that you're renting buses.
975
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:57,635
Buses are investment.
We bring crowd, they cheer for Marla.
976
00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,847
If Marla wins Mrs. Pennsylvania,
we're all gonna make money.
977
01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:02,432
I don't get that. Nobody gets that.
978
01:00:02,515 --> 01:00:06,185
I put on poster.
We are big power couple, okay?
979
01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:08,271
Then we get TV show,
like Sonny and Cher,
980
01:00:08,354 --> 01:00:09,439
or Regis and Kathie Lee.
981
01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:11,482
Sometimes, you got to spend money
to make money.
982
01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:13,026
But where's the money coming from?
983
01:00:13,109 --> 01:00:15,749
Is it coming from my pocket,
your investors' pocket, the band? Who?
984
01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:19,157
Anybody in band don't like buses,
they can try to make money with no Jan.
985
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,366
Good luck with that.
986
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,368
- I'm sorry. Listen, okay...
- Don't...
987
01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:25,580
You wanna see the books, Mickey Pizzazz?
988
01:00:25,663 --> 01:00:27,790
- I show you books, I show you everything.
- Yeah.
989
01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:30,918
- I do wanna see the books.
- Then you come anytime.
990
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:32,712
- You come to shop, I show you.
- Okay.
991
01:00:32,795 --> 01:00:35,381
Hey, hey, hey. We're okay, huh?
992
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:39,719
Marla, my beauty, you working so hard,
993
01:00:39,802 --> 01:00:43,264
but, no matter what happen today,
you are already...
994
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:46,684
- Oh!
- Oh, Jan.
995
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:50,730
Let's load those buses!
996
01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:53,399
Okay, conga!
997
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,485
Ba-rum-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa!
998
01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:57,236
Here we go.
999
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,072
Ba-rum-pa-pa, pa-pa, pa!
1000
01:01:33,314 --> 01:01:37,193
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage...
1001
01:01:37,777 --> 01:01:41,989
12 of Pennsylvania's classiest ladies.
1002
01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:57,755
♪ When I hold you near me ♪
1003
01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:02,885
♪ Open up your heart and hear me ♪
1004
01:02:03,469 --> 01:02:09,892
♪ I'm the singer
You're the song I sing ♪
1005
01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:17,442
♪ It's a song about you ♪
1006
01:02:18,025 --> 01:02:22,321
♪ How I just can't live without you ♪
1007
01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:25,032
Marla Lewan of Hazleton,
1008
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,619
if you had all the money in the world,
what would you buy?
1009
01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:37,962
I don't need money
1010
01:02:38,045 --> 01:02:42,300
because I already have everything
that I need right here.
1011
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,178
My family and my friends.
1012
01:02:45,261 --> 01:02:47,054
That is beautiful answer.
1013
01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:49,932
Up.
1014
01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:51,433
Everyone, up.
1015
01:02:55,688 --> 01:02:57,398
Connie Klopski of Newberg,
1016
01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:00,985
if you were a car,
what kind of car would you be?
1017
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:04,739
I would be a car made in America.
1018
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:06,824
I would be luxurious.
1019
01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:11,162
And most importantly,
I would be fuel-efficient.
1020
01:03:11,245 --> 01:03:15,583
It is imperative that we find our own
home-grown sources of energy,
1021
01:03:15,666 --> 01:03:18,461
something that I'm confident
1022
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:25,176
we, Americans, who are so hard-working
and so independent, can do!
1023
01:03:25,259 --> 01:03:27,428
- Yeah!
- That's what kind of car I'd be!
1024
01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:30,973
Wow! She's a goddess.
1025
01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:32,057
Yeah!
1026
01:03:32,099 --> 01:03:34,894
- Hey, guys, guys, guys.
- Go, America!
1027
01:03:34,977 --> 01:03:36,354
Guys, sit! Sit!
1028
01:03:36,437 --> 01:03:39,565
- Come on, let's sit.
- USA! USA!
1029
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,567
USA!
1030
01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:45,571
USA! USA! USA!
1031
01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:48,908
Excuse me, I left lucky krakowska on bus.
1032
01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:51,202
Pardon me, excuse me.
1033
01:03:53,412 --> 01:03:58,668
In third place,
hailing all the way from Philadelphia...
1034
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,003
Debra Johnson!
1035
01:04:04,048 --> 01:04:06,050
- Congratulations.
- Thank you so much.
1036
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:10,847
She did real good, Jan. Real good.
1037
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:13,808
And the runner-up, from Newberg...
1038
01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:16,143
Connie Klopski!
1039
01:04:22,608 --> 01:04:27,363
And this year's
Mrs. Pennsylvania goes to...
1040
01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:31,951
Hazleton's own Marla Lewan!
1041
01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:34,036
Yeah!
1042
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:44,672
Thank you, Lord. Thank you.
1043
01:04:45,756 --> 01:04:47,425
I love you so much.
1044
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:52,013
Marla work so hard. I so proud.
1045
01:04:52,096 --> 01:04:56,100
And today, I am not Jan Lewan.
I am Mr. Mrs. Pennsylvania.
1046
01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:57,768
- I don't know happened.
- What?
1047
01:04:57,852 --> 01:05:00,313
- All right? I have no idea...
- What happened?
1048
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,565
Okay, let's go! The buses are leaving!
1049
01:05:02,648 --> 01:05:05,943
There is champagne for everyone,
but only on the bus, okay?
1050
01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:09,405
Turn around, go that way, lady.
Be quick. Move it!
1051
01:05:10,406 --> 01:05:14,118
♪ There you are, standing in the light ♪
1052
01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:18,581
♪ In a way you've dreamed of
All your life ♪
1053
01:05:18,664 --> 01:05:24,670
♪ All at once standing on your own
Mrs. Pennsylvania ♪
1054
01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:28,174
This is for you, Mr. Lee.
1055
01:05:28,674 --> 01:05:31,594
- It go right up on wall.
- If you insist.
1056
01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:37,058
I know you warn me, Mr. Lee,
but we got another mustard situation.
1057
01:05:37,642 --> 01:05:38,642
Hello?
1058
01:05:38,976 --> 01:05:40,561
Yes, this is Marla Lewan.
1059
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:43,355
Uh-huh.
1060
01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:45,358
Of course, I remember you.
1061
01:05:45,983 --> 01:05:47,360
Excuse me?
1062
01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:50,071
How could that be?
1063
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,408
This is outrageous.
1064
01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:56,535
Says who?
1065
01:05:57,578 --> 01:05:58,663
No!
1066
01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:01,123
I'm sorry, but the answer is... is no.
1067
01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:11,258
The man from the pageant says
that Connie Klopski won
1068
01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:15,304
and that I have to give back my crown
and the luggage and everything.
1069
01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:17,848
But you win. Winner is one who won.
1070
01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:19,183
They're saying I didn't win.
1071
01:06:19,266 --> 01:06:21,769
They're saying
that somebody changed the scores.
1072
01:06:21,852 --> 01:06:23,270
What? Who would do that? Why?
1073
01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:25,875
They don't even know. They don't know.
1074
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,693
They're saying somebody bribed one
of the judges.
1075
01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:33,864
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy...
1076
01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:35,157
This not good.
1077
01:06:36,659 --> 01:06:38,119
This not good.
1078
01:06:38,202 --> 01:06:40,746
You didn't have anything
to do with this, I hope.
1079
01:06:41,330 --> 01:06:42,331
Me? No.
1080
01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:43,416
- But...
- But what?
1081
01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:46,502
I think maybe just do what pageant say
to avoid trouble.
1082
01:06:46,585 --> 01:06:49,964
If this get out, it's very, very bad.
1083
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,300
You don't think I won?
1084
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:57,638
Of course, I think you win! You were
number one missus up there, but...
1085
01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:02,435
We know you won, so maybe it's okay.
1086
01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:05,604
We give back the crown,
the sashes, the trophy, the luggage.
1087
01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:09,025
Why? Why would I give it back?
I'm the winner.
1088
01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:11,027
I'm not handing anything over
to Connie Klopski.
1089
01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:12,379
- I don't think you should!
- I...
1090
01:07:12,403 --> 01:07:14,655
You should not do that
because you are most beautiful!
1091
01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:15,948
Everybody see it!
1092
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,784
Come here.
1093
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:25,249
Scandal has hit this year's
Mrs. Pennsylvania contest.
1094
01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:29,211
Marla Lewan,
the wife of polka entertainer Jan Lewan,
1095
01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:30,588
won this year's title.
1096
01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:33,883
Many contend that the final scores
were tampered with.
1097
01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:35,342
Bribes are being alleged.
1098
01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:39,096
There is no way she won.
No way.
1099
01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:42,224
Judges say runner-up
Connie Klopski of Newburg
1100
01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:43,768
was the actual winner.
1101
01:07:43,851 --> 01:07:45,311
I just think it's so sad.
1102
01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:48,355
We all wanna believe
in our institutions, and...
1103
01:07:48,439 --> 01:07:50,691
now, you can't even trust
the Mrs. Pennsylvania Pageant.
1104
01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:53,611
State officials promise
a full investigation.
1105
01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:55,905
This look real bad.
1106
01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:58,115
Jan...
1107
01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:00,701
the only reason "this look real bad"
1108
01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:04,038
is because she's out there and she's just
telling her version all over the place.
1109
01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:06,916
We need to get out there
and tell our side of the story.
1110
01:08:06,999 --> 01:08:08,584
And I'll tell you what else.
1111
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:11,087
The only way that Connie Klopski
is gonna get my trophy
1112
01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:13,506
is if it comes right through
her front window.
1113
01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:18,636
Connie Klopski's been vocal about this
throughout this whole controversy,
1114
01:08:18,719 --> 01:08:21,889
and she demands that you turn over
the trophy and crown to her.
1115
01:08:22,473 --> 01:08:24,725
All I did was win
the Mrs. Pennsylvania contest.
1116
01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:28,229
If anything did happen,
I am the victim in all of this.
1117
01:08:28,312 --> 01:08:30,856
Everybody's saying Jan Lewan fixed it.
1118
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:33,818
They're using the term, "well-connected."
What's that mean?
1119
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:36,987
I call Pope and said, "Pope, tell God
make my wife Mrs. Pennsylvania."
1120
01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:39,198
- You called the Pope?
- Come on, is ridiculous.
1121
01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:40,116
Okay, but you...
1122
01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:41,408
They say you bribed somebody.
1123
01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:44,203
No, I don't bribe nothing or do nobody.
1124
01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:46,705
If anybody wanna talk more about,
you come to my store.
1125
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:49,542
Jan Lewan Show Gifts, open nine to five,
Monday to Saturday.
1126
01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:51,794
But the judges say they didn't vote
for you.
1127
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,216
Why the hell did you rig
a beauty pageant?
1128
01:08:57,299 --> 01:08:58,592
We're pulling our money out.
1129
01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,052
All of it, every penny.
1130
01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:04,265
Jan, are you getting my messages?
1131
01:09:04,348 --> 01:09:05,891
I called you eight times.
1132
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:08,310
We really need our money.
What's going on?
1133
01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:09,871
Did you or did you not say
1134
01:09:09,895 --> 01:09:11,605
you were gonna send us
our interest check?
1135
01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:13,149
- Send it.
- Hey, Jan. This is Vince.
1136
01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:15,651
- This is kinda awkward, but...
- It's Arlene again.
1137
01:09:15,734 --> 01:09:18,421
- I hate having to hound you.
- Lindsey's speech therapist...
1138
01:09:18,445 --> 01:09:20,906
- We need money.
- ...gotten your check.
1139
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:23,576
Mr. Lewan, this is First National
1140
01:09:23,659 --> 01:09:26,120
calling to discuss
your overdrawn accounts.
1141
01:09:26,203 --> 01:09:28,414
Please give us a call back
at your earliest convenience.
1142
01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:32,501
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
1143
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,549
Are you sure you want
to take your money out now?
1144
01:09:38,632 --> 01:09:41,343
You've been doing very well
with reinvest your interest.
1145
01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:43,971
No one else give you 12%,
only Jan Lewan.
1146
01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:49,602
Okay.
1147
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:52,438
Okay, I send check today.
1148
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,774
Which will bounce all over Hazleton.
1149
01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:58,694
Dad, the Krzyewskis are here.
They wanna talk to you right now.
1150
01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:02,031
Not here! I come out.
1151
01:10:03,073 --> 01:10:05,826
Ed and Anita! What we owe pleasure?
1152
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,369
We want our money back.
1153
01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:10,414
- Now.
- But why?
1154
01:10:10,497 --> 01:10:13,459
We don't like being involved
in a big scandal.
1155
01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:15,294
But you were there! You see she win!
1156
01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:16,962
We got this phone call.
1157
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,173
An anonymous person called us
1158
01:10:19,256 --> 01:10:22,176
and told us our investment
may not be safe.
1159
01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:24,511
Ugh! Your money so safe.
1160
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:26,805
Then why would someone call us?
1161
01:10:27,806 --> 01:10:33,187
Look, I have traveled with dancing bear.
I have to fire her and she get ugly.
1162
01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:35,439
The bear must've called us.
1163
01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:39,109
I don't care. We want our money back.
1164
01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:45,491
Okay, let's see where we are.
Krzyewski, Krzyewski...
1165
01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:46,951
Wow, look at that.
1166
01:10:47,534 --> 01:10:50,454
You two so smart
because you roll over invest,
1167
01:10:50,537 --> 01:10:53,582
and also, you put in extra money,
so you grow, grow, grow.
1168
01:10:53,832 --> 01:10:56,460
Then it's a good time to get out.
1169
01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:58,629
Yes and no.
1170
01:10:58,712 --> 01:11:02,007
I mean, business is over the roof,
bigger than ever.
1171
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:05,135
And venture is so big. It's 20%.
1172
01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:09,431
But you want money now, so I write check.
1173
01:11:10,516 --> 01:11:13,185
- Twenty percent?
- Is not for everybody.
1174
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,980
Is only for people
who want to make lots of money.
1175
01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:19,858
Okay, $273,000.
1176
01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:21,235
Whew.
1177
01:11:21,318 --> 01:11:24,321
You have done very well with Jan Lewan.
1178
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:29,493
Give me your hands.
1179
01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:36,542
I appreciate
you investing. I'm gonna miss you.
1180
01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:40,462
But you still come to shows, yes?
This weekend is Pocono Onion Fest.
1181
01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:46,010
Can we roll this over
into that 20% investment?
1182
01:11:46,593 --> 01:11:49,513
- Of course, you are trusted investors.
- Thank you.
1183
01:11:50,514 --> 01:11:51,974
We're keeping our money with you.
1184
01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:57,980
Hold the hands in the middle
for the big family shake.
1185
01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:00,746
Let's stop at the Hillside for lunch.
1186
01:12:00,816 --> 01:12:02,901
What? That place is no good.
1187
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:06,071
- They got the best tuna salad.
- Oh, Ed...
1188
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:08,032
We're going to Shorewood.
1189
01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:20,336
- Pop, what are you doing?
- What are you doing?
1190
01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:22,755
I heard what you were saying.
Is that realistic?
1191
01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:26,258
You don't talk to me about business!
You are trumpet player in my band!
1192
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:27,718
You don't ask questions!
1193
01:12:27,801 --> 01:12:29,553
You blow the notes I say!
1194
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:47,445
David.
1195
01:12:51,825 --> 01:12:53,911
I should not talk to you how I did.
1196
01:12:54,411 --> 01:12:58,248
I have made big mess of things,
but I will fix.
1197
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:03,545
I'm sure you can, Pop, but I think maybe
you're promising people too much.
1198
01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:06,256
Yes, yes, it's true. You're right.
1199
01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:09,176
I no take investments anymore.
1200
01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:13,847
I gonna book big American tour
and work on musics only, okay?
1201
01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:17,202
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
1202
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,706
Five months since my last confession.
1203
01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:23,524
I need God's help. I in big trouble.
I lose my way.
1204
01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:26,402
- How so?
- I'm making all the wrong moves.
1205
01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:28,654
I not know how to stop. I in big hole.
1206
01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:30,656
So many people depending on me.
I not want...
1207
01:13:30,739 --> 01:13:33,158
Does this have to do
with your investment business?
1208
01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:35,661
Excuse?
1209
01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:37,621
My Aunt Judy has her retirement with you.
1210
01:13:38,205 --> 01:13:41,750
- She depends on those interest checks.
- Tell God I'm working on it.
1211
01:13:43,627 --> 01:13:45,712
Do you remember someone
named Jan Lewan?
1212
01:13:46,171 --> 01:13:47,171
Nope.
1213
01:13:50,717 --> 01:13:51,927
Oh, yeah.
1214
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:53,679
Jan Lewan.
1215
01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:55,973
Cute little fella.
1216
01:13:56,056 --> 01:13:58,016
I've been getting a lot of calls
about him.
1217
01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,393
Why did you close his case?
1218
01:13:59,476 --> 01:14:02,855
I checked on him.
No one had a bad thing to say.
1219
01:14:02,938 --> 01:14:04,898
I just got off the phone
with an elderly couple
1220
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:08,610
who invested over $60,000 with him,
and now he won't return their calls.
1221
01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:12,739
I even went to his show,
snooped around a little bit. Weird scene.
1222
01:14:13,490 --> 01:14:14,408
Everybody loved him.
1223
01:14:14,491 --> 01:14:16,243
They said this was the government's fault.
1224
01:14:16,326 --> 01:14:19,705
It's always the government's fault.
And they all don't like paying taxes.
1225
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:23,750
They hate regulations,
they all want you to leave them alone,
1226
01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:27,254
while they flush their money
down the toilet for some con man.
1227
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:32,342
Happy you are here.
1228
01:14:32,926 --> 01:14:34,511
Yeah, my first real tour.
1229
01:14:35,512 --> 01:14:38,390
We're gonna keep him out of trouble.
Right, Mickey Pizzazz?
1230
01:14:39,516 --> 01:14:43,854
Jan, the band seems kinda low.
Maybe you should say something.
1231
01:14:47,232 --> 01:14:49,568
I know recent has been hard times
for band.
1232
01:14:50,569 --> 01:14:51,862
Had to let Vince go.
1233
01:14:52,362 --> 01:14:54,823
- And Bitsy Bear.
- Thank you.
1234
01:14:55,657 --> 01:14:59,870
Yep. And I not give money raise
like I said I would.
1235
01:14:59,953 --> 01:15:03,540
Next time your wife's in a beauty pageant,
don't rent five buses.
1236
01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:07,461
Now I get it! Bitsy Bear is gone,
so Christopher stir the shit for her.
1237
01:15:09,796 --> 01:15:11,423
But soon, we be back on tops.
1238
01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:14,426
We get new fans and new smiles
1239
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:16,553
and big money raise, too!
1240
01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:18,013
Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!
1241
01:15:18,096 --> 01:15:19,306
Oi, oi, oi!
1242
01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:52,213
Hello?
1243
01:15:52,422 --> 01:15:55,008
Hello?
Am I speaking with Marla Lewan?
1244
01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:57,678
- Yes.
- I'm sorry to tell you this,
1245
01:15:57,761 --> 01:15:59,513
but there's been an accident.
1246
01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:02,849
Marla, I so sorry.
1247
01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:07,229
It should be me.
1248
01:16:08,772 --> 01:16:09,856
I wish was me.
1249
01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:12,192
Is all because me.
1250
01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:15,529
Jan, please don't say that.
It's not your fault.
1251
01:16:15,612 --> 01:16:17,698
You weren't even driving.
1252
01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:20,284
You had to take him on tour.
1253
01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:23,954
- Ma...
- She right. Why I take him?
1254
01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:27,583
I put my little boy on life support.
1255
01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:39,261
Jan... how's he doing?
1256
01:16:40,095 --> 01:16:41,805
If he dies, I die.
1257
01:16:41,888 --> 01:16:44,182
- I kill myself.
- Don't say that.
1258
01:16:46,184 --> 01:16:48,186
- Is all my fault.
- No.
1259
01:16:48,812 --> 01:16:49,813
- Yes, Mickey.
- No.
1260
01:16:49,896 --> 01:16:52,983
- Mickey, I do bad things.
- We all do bad things.
1261
01:16:54,318 --> 01:16:55,318
I do worse.
1262
01:16:59,656 --> 01:17:00,949
I cheated on my wife.
1263
01:17:01,658 --> 01:17:02,701
With Barb.
1264
01:17:06,913 --> 01:17:08,874
- With Barb?
- I had to end it.
1265
01:17:08,957 --> 01:17:11,126
I didn't like the things she was saying
about you.
1266
01:17:12,085 --> 01:17:14,338
Barb hates me,
and Barb is right to hate me.
1267
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,423
- I am bad man.
- That's not true.
1268
01:17:16,506 --> 01:17:18,175
No, Mickey, is true.
1269
01:17:18,842 --> 01:17:20,927
I do bad. I need to be punished.
1270
01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:23,805
So God is punishing me by hurting David.
1271
01:17:26,516 --> 01:17:27,976
But I beg you, God...
1272
01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:31,074
Do anything you want to me.
1273
01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:34,316
Punish me the worst,
but let my little boy live.
1274
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:41,990
- Sit down.
- No.
1275
01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:44,701
Mr. Lewan, remember me?
1276
01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:49,497
Ron Edwards.
1277
01:17:58,882 --> 01:18:01,259
Marla, Marla! Is miracle!
God listened to me!
1278
01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:04,596
He punish me instead!
Finally, I gonna pay for my sins!
1279
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:05,680
Is all be okay!
1280
01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:09,768
Mr. Lewan, you are under arrest
for multiple counts of fraud!
1281
01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:13,355
I knew it!
I knew you were up to something!
1282
01:18:13,438 --> 01:18:15,732
- What's going on?
- You're a criminal?
1283
01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,610
God is good. So good is God.
He hear me, Marla!
1284
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,654
- He hear my prayer.
- Who is it?
1285
01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:22,989
God! What do you mean who is?
God! God!
1286
01:18:23,073 --> 01:18:25,325
- I get to pay!
- Where are you taking him?
1287
01:18:25,409 --> 01:18:27,077
I believed in you! I defended you!
1288
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,722
- What are you doing?
- I broke up with Barb because of you!
1289
01:18:29,746 --> 01:18:31,790
- What?
- I told you, Mickey!
1290
01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:35,043
- I told you he was feeding you a lie!
- You were right, Barb! You were right!
1291
01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:37,087
It's okay. Listen... Oh! My boy!
1292
01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:38,505
Look at my boy's eyes! Look!
1293
01:18:38,588 --> 01:18:40,090
- David!
- I told you!
1294
01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:42,676
Those filing cabinets said it all!
1295
01:18:42,759 --> 01:18:44,720
Ma, what are you talking about?
1296
01:18:44,886 --> 01:18:46,263
My life is a lie!
1297
01:18:46,346 --> 01:18:48,473
I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg!
1298
01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:51,727
You're a bullshit artist
and a liar! You cooked the books!
1299
01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:55,313
Jan, will you come back here
and just tell me what's going on?
1300
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:58,150
It's okay, Marla! Our boy will live!
1301
01:18:58,233 --> 01:19:02,362
I love you, David! Your father love you!
1302
01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:07,743
Today, polka king Jan Lewan
began his five-year prison sentence.
1303
01:19:08,201 --> 01:19:12,038
In a tearful apology, Lewan pled guilty
to running a Ponzi scheme
1304
01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:14,750
that targeted the elderly in 14 states.
1305
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:17,085
Dozens of seniors showed up
at the sentencing
1306
01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:19,421
to angrily condemn Lewan in court.
1307
01:19:19,504 --> 01:19:21,173
Jan Lewan wiped us out.
1308
01:19:21,256 --> 01:19:23,592
A lot of people like the Mitsubishi.
1309
01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,052
Me, personally, I'm a Sony guy.
1310
01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:31,141
Highest resolution,
S-VHS connector, best-in-class audio.
1311
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:34,644
They all look the same to me.
Which one's the cheapest?
1312
01:19:38,899 --> 01:19:39,899
That one.
1313
01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:47,365
♪ Let's go to Hawaii
Where the palm trees sway ♪
1314
01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:50,702
♪ Let's put polka bubbles in the wine ♪
1315
01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:55,791
♪ They'll teach us
How to hula the Hawaiian way ♪
1316
01:19:55,874 --> 01:19:58,668
♪ We'll teach them
How to polka two-four time ♪
1317
01:20:03,673 --> 01:20:05,509
People not so nice here.
1318
01:20:05,884 --> 01:20:08,178
Lots of people hating me, I think.
1319
01:20:08,762 --> 01:20:10,042
Even Mickey sent me hate letter.
1320
01:20:10,096 --> 01:20:12,140
But, you know,
I taking every day by the day.
1321
01:20:12,224 --> 01:20:13,642
You tell me about you.
1322
01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:15,519
I stopped using my cane.
1323
01:20:16,394 --> 01:20:18,605
That is best news! You... oh!
1324
01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:32,244
Excuse me? I have problem.
1325
01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:35,163
I am very scared of my roommate.
1326
01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:36,957
He just came from solitary.
1327
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,291
- Walker?
- Yeah.
1328
01:20:39,292 --> 01:20:41,294
Yeah, you stay outta his way.
1329
01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:44,506
I think is mistake
that I am in same room with this man.
1330
01:20:44,589 --> 01:20:47,092
I never kill nobody or even punch a face.
1331
01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:50,262
Whatever you did, it must've been
pretty bad if you ended up in here.
1332
01:20:51,221 --> 01:20:53,431
So I stuck in room with crazy man.
1333
01:20:54,057 --> 01:20:58,603
But what am I do? I put myself here,
place for the bad people.
1334
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,944
But I thinking of you, Marla.
1335
01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:07,612
Of you and David.
1336
01:21:08,446 --> 01:21:10,490
How I still want to give you everything.
1337
01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:12,993
It keep me alive.
1338
01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:16,329
Ugh! Jan...
1339
01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:19,875
And in the end, I think is good.
1340
01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:22,836
Is good thing,
having throat slit by crazy man.
1341
01:21:22,919 --> 01:21:24,754
What? Why, Jan?
1342
01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:28,341
Because, now,
everybody here so nice to me.
1343
01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:31,344
Everybody say I am badass
with prison cred.
1344
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:34,431
Ugh! I can't believe they put you
in the cell with that lunatic.
1345
01:21:34,514 --> 01:21:35,932
That is the real crime here.
1346
01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:41,021
Whole system is pretty fucked up.
1347
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:45,275
Well, believe it or not,
my mother sends her love.
1348
01:21:45,358 --> 01:21:47,319
- What? To me?
- I know.
1349
01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:48,987
She's a real piece of work.
1350
01:21:49,070 --> 01:21:52,824
The most amazing thing happened
at the supermarket.
1351
01:21:55,952 --> 01:21:58,872
We heard the good news.
1352
01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:01,708
I don't know what you're talking about.
1353
01:22:01,791 --> 01:22:03,335
- Jan.
- Mm.
1354
01:22:05,670 --> 01:22:07,756
Too bad they didn't finish the job.
1355
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:09,507
Oh!
1356
01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:11,217
Ed, do something!
1357
01:22:11,843 --> 01:22:15,263
- Ooh! You assaulted us!
- Nobody forced you!
1358
01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:17,116
- We'll call the police!
- You invested
1359
01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:18,808
because you were greedy!
1360
01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:22,228
How could some cut-rate polka musician
1361
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:25,982
give you 12%
when the bank only gives you three?
1362
01:22:26,066 --> 01:22:29,778
You were greedy! Greedy, greedy, greedy!
1363
01:22:29,861 --> 01:22:32,530
You only have yourselves to blame!
1364
01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:35,367
There's something very wrong with you!
1365
01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:38,620
I still got my money!
1366
01:22:38,703 --> 01:22:40,288
Ed, go, go, go!
1367
01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,540
- What is she... Oh!
- Oh, my...
1368
01:22:45,502 --> 01:22:46,836
Maniac!
1369
01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:51,758
Finally, Mama defend me!
That is so good news!
1370
01:22:53,009 --> 01:22:55,387
Yeah, you always said
she'd like you eventually.
1371
01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:58,848
So, good keep coming
from this slit throat.
1372
01:23:02,185 --> 01:23:05,188
There's something else
that I wanted to talk to you about.
1373
01:23:07,315 --> 01:23:08,441
Okay.
1374
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:11,652
It's been hard.
1375
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:13,821
Real hard.
1376
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:16,074
And not just having no money, but...
1377
01:23:18,451 --> 01:23:21,162
people think that I knew about you
and your investments.
1378
01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:24,833
You don't know anything. I barely know!
1379
01:23:26,876 --> 01:23:27,876
But you did know.
1380
01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:32,089
You did.
1381
01:23:37,512 --> 01:23:40,515
And maybe then, so I'm just a fool.
1382
01:23:41,891 --> 01:23:45,895
But... I wanted to believe
in all of the good things.
1383
01:23:47,814 --> 01:23:48,814
And I...
1384
01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:51,776
I wanted to believe in you...
1385
01:23:53,653 --> 01:23:54,988
because I love you.
1386
01:23:57,907 --> 01:24:00,285
But I don't think
that I can ever trust you again.
1387
01:24:02,495 --> 01:24:05,248
- I need to move on with my life.
- No. No.
1388
01:24:05,915 --> 01:24:08,460
No, I win you back.
You will trust me again.
1389
01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:12,297
I will always, always be a friend to you.
1390
01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:13,923
No! I don't want friend!
1391
01:24:19,095 --> 01:24:22,807
I'm sorry, but I don't wanna be
Mrs. Jan Lewan anymore.
1392
01:24:29,272 --> 01:24:30,315
Is official.
1393
01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:32,275
I lose everything.
1394
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,529
I'm so sorry.
1395
01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:39,657
I sorry, too.
1396
01:25:02,889 --> 01:25:03,889
Tyrone.
1397
01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:05,683
So long.
1398
01:25:07,977 --> 01:25:09,395
Applesauce.
1399
01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:11,606
So long.
1400
01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:14,192
Be good, Polka Man.
I'll see you at the Grammys.
1401
01:25:14,275 --> 01:25:15,735
Learn a lot from you.
1402
01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:21,199
Hey, Jan. You need a ride someplace?
1403
01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:25,411
No, is good. I take the bus.
1404
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:27,497
Ziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy!
1405
01:25:27,580 --> 01:25:29,457
Hi, hi, hi!
1406
01:25:46,349 --> 01:25:47,517
You come!
1407
01:25:50,562 --> 01:25:52,897
I'm sorry I'm late.
I couldn't get off work till three.
1408
01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:54,315
My boy...
1409
01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:58,486
Is good you such hard worker.
1410
01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:11,416
Mickey.
1411
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,000
Hey, Jan.
1412
01:26:17,046 --> 01:26:18,046
I'm sorry.
1413
01:26:19,674 --> 01:26:21,176
I never came to see you.
1414
01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:23,970
I turned my back on you.
1415
01:26:24,637 --> 01:26:25,930
You here now, Mickey.
1416
01:26:26,931 --> 01:26:27,932
Been a bad friend.
1417
01:26:29,976 --> 01:26:30,976
Is America.
1418
01:26:31,811 --> 01:26:33,396
We all get second chance.
1419
01:26:46,826 --> 01:26:48,244
Oh...
1420
01:26:49,704 --> 01:26:50,872
Is heaven, Mickey.
1421
01:26:52,123 --> 01:26:54,083
Is absolute heaven!
1422
01:26:55,752 --> 01:26:57,003
I gonna play this.
1423
01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:58,171
What is it?
1424
01:26:58,254 --> 01:27:00,673
Is going-away present
from my music circle.
1425
01:27:01,716 --> 01:27:03,885
They all do murders, so never get out.
1426
01:27:06,679 --> 01:27:08,640
♪ With tears in my eyes ♪
1427
01:27:08,723 --> 01:27:10,225
♪ I left my Polish home ♪
1428
01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:12,560
♪ Two suitcases packed ♪
1429
01:27:12,644 --> 01:27:14,437
♪ With everything I own ♪
1430
01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:18,816
♪ America, the money tree
This was my only goal ♪
1431
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:22,987
♪ And for this, I will work
Body, heart, mind, and soul ♪
1432
01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:24,614
♪ But I made miscalculation ♪
1433
01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:26,950
♪ Brought trial and tribulation ♪
1434
01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:31,162
♪ I say prayers of contrition
Lord, I need a better mission ♪
1435
01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,248
♪ I lived the vida loca ♪
1436
01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:34,999
♪ But now I'm rapping polka ♪
1437
01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:37,418
You can feel it, don't you?
1438
01:27:38,378 --> 01:27:39,921
Is good sound, no?
1439
01:27:40,004 --> 01:27:41,732
- That's awesome, Pop.
- Yeah, yeah.
1440
01:27:41,756 --> 01:27:44,676
All it needs is a trumpet here and there
and a little...
1441
01:27:45,718 --> 01:27:46,718
pizzazz.
1442
01:27:49,639 --> 01:27:51,557
Ah, yes.
1443
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:54,352
Could be big famous.
1444
01:28:02,026 --> 01:28:03,903
♪ With tears in my eyes ♪
1445
01:28:03,987 --> 01:28:05,822
♪ I left my Polish home ♪
1446
01:28:05,905 --> 01:28:07,782
♪ Two suitcases packed ♪
1447
01:28:07,865 --> 01:28:09,867
♪ With everything I own ♪
1448
01:28:09,951 --> 01:28:13,579
♪ America, the money tree
This was my only goal ♪
1449
01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:15,707
♪ And for this I will work ♪
1450
01:28:15,790 --> 01:28:17,959
♪ Body, heart, mind and soul ♪
1451
01:28:18,042 --> 01:28:21,170
♪ I dreamed that everyone in Vegas
By now will know my name ♪
1452
01:28:21,671 --> 01:28:25,425
♪ In Chicago and Cleveland
I will have great fame ♪
1453
01:28:25,508 --> 01:28:28,845
♪ In Big Apple
You will see my smiling face ♪
1454
01:28:28,928 --> 01:28:31,014
♪ From Central Park, Soho ♪
1455
01:28:31,097 --> 01:28:32,682
♪ Even in Park Place ♪
1456
01:28:32,765 --> 01:28:34,517
♪ When I got to the States ♪
1457
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,728
♪ I formed a polka band ♪
1458
01:28:36,811 --> 01:28:38,938
♪ We started in dance halls ♪
1459
01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:41,607
♪ Toured by bus across the land ♪
1460
01:28:41,691 --> 01:28:45,445
♪ I never lost my dream
Of being a big star ♪
1461
01:28:45,528 --> 01:28:49,782
♪ I pursued it everywhere
Here, there, near, far, hey! ♪
1462
01:28:49,866 --> 01:28:53,703
♪ But with revelation
Came trial and tribulation ♪
1463
01:28:53,786 --> 01:28:57,707
♪ But I stayed in meditation
Overcome my situation ♪
1464
01:28:57,790 --> 01:29:01,627
♪ You can say I did it all
They wanted to see me fall ♪
1465
01:29:01,711 --> 01:29:05,631
♪ I've been locked behind the walls
But still, I standing tall ♪
1466
01:29:05,715 --> 01:29:07,884
♪ I have lived the vida loca ♪
1467
01:29:07,967 --> 01:29:10,136
♪ But now I'm rapping polka ♪
1468
01:29:20,146 --> 01:29:23,733
♪ With hard work and luck
I made it really big ♪
1469
01:29:24,233 --> 01:29:27,653
♪ Playing my polka music
At every major gig ♪
1470
01:29:27,737 --> 01:29:31,699
♪ Everyone in Sheboygan
Was singing my polka songs ♪
1471
01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:35,536
♪ But I never realized things
Could go so very wrong ♪
1472
01:29:36,162 --> 01:29:39,791
♪ Listen to my story
To the tale that I relate ♪
1473
01:29:39,874 --> 01:29:44,128
♪ So you and your loved ones
May escape my awful fate, hey! ♪
1474
01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:47,965
♪ But with revelation
Came trial and tribulation ♪
1475
01:29:48,049 --> 01:29:51,928
♪ But I stayed in meditation
Overcome my situation ♪
1476
01:29:52,011 --> 01:29:54,180
♪ You can say I did it all ♪
1477
01:29:54,263 --> 01:29:56,015
♪ They wanted to see me fall ♪
1478
01:29:56,099 --> 01:30:00,144
♪ I've been locked behind the walls
But still, I standing tall ♪
1479
01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:04,440
♪ I done lived the vida loca
But now I rapping polka ♪
1480
01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:06,818
♪ You can feel it, don't you? ♪
1481
01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:11,072
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪
1482
01:30:11,155 --> 01:30:14,909
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪
1483
01:30:14,992 --> 01:30:18,955
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪
1484
01:30:19,038 --> 01:30:22,041
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪
1485
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:23,209
Yo!
1486
01:30:23,292 --> 01:30:27,046
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪
1487
01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:30,925
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪
1488
01:30:31,008 --> 01:30:35,138
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪
1489
01:30:35,221 --> 01:30:39,725
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪
Yeah! Whoo!
1490
01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:47,191
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪
1491
01:30:47,275 --> 01:30:51,279
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni-ni, ni-ni, na-ni ♪
1492
01:30:51,362 --> 01:30:55,575
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪
Whoo-hoo!
1493
01:30:55,658 --> 01:30:57,743
♪ Ni-ni, na-ni, na-na-na ni ♪
1494
01:30:57,827 --> 01:30:58,827
Ho!
1495
01:30:59,495 --> 01:31:01,080
♪ That's my polka rap! ♪
1496
01:31:05,084 --> 01:31:06,084
Ho!
1497
01:31:09,005 --> 01:31:11,757
♪ For happiness and health ♪
1498
01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:15,511
♪ For family and wealth ♪
1499
01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:21,851
♪ Dziekuje, thank you so much, Jesus ♪
1500
01:31:22,810 --> 01:31:25,771
♪ In sunny days or rain ♪
1501
01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:29,567
♪ In times of joy or pain ♪
1502
01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:37,033
♪ Dziekuje, thank you so much, Jesus ♪
1503
01:31:37,783 --> 01:31:40,786
♪ I always feel your love ♪
1504
01:31:40,870 --> 01:31:44,540
♪ You give direction from above ♪
1505
01:31:44,624 --> 01:31:46,626
♪ Dziekuje ♪
1506
01:31:47,126 --> 01:31:54,091
♪ Thank you so much, Lord ♪
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