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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:18,627 [ding] 4 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:38,168 Carm. 5 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,039 Carm. 6 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:46,481 [stapler] 7 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,531 You stupid fucking-- 8 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,011 [stapler] 9 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,360 [laughter] 10 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:02,279 Shit. 11 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:04,934 Carm, I'm not playing. 12 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:06,327 [stapler] 13 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:15,771 [laughter] 14 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,731 Carm. 15 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:21,429 Red falcon, this is blue dildo. 16 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:22,995 My cover's been blown. 17 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:24,954 Carm, I said meet me downstairs in five minutes, 18 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:25,868 it's 20 minutes later. 19 00:01:25,911 --> 00:01:26,869 What are you doing? 20 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,088 Dude, Charlie's everywhere. 21 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,306 Can you hear the choppers? - Carm. 22 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:30,220 Get your ass down. 23 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:31,439 Carm. 24 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:32,701 Carm, I have a final tonight. OK? 25 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,050 I don't have time to dick around. 26 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,399 Dude, relax, man. 27 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,488 They're in a meeting with all the sales reps. 28 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:38,489 [laughter] Dude, five minutes. 29 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:39,708 Did you see him? 30 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:40,883 [laughter] 31 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:42,624 I'm gonna give you five seconds. 32 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:43,842 Come on. Five. 33 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:44,887 Just leave me here, man. 34 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:45,801 Four. 35 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:47,063 An, just leave me here. 36 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,282 - Three. - Go on without me. 37 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,979 Two. One. 38 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,328 Come on. 39 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,896 Ow! 40 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,289 Why you hitting yourself, man? 41 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,726 An, stop hitting yourself. 42 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,380 [laughter] 43 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:04,689 Hey, I thought you two had a wall to wall in Port Jeff. 44 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:05,560 I told you, asshole. 45 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:06,474 [smack] 46 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,954 Ow, An started it. 47 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:10,521 Let me deal with it, huh? 48 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:11,392 Woo! 49 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,306 Dudes! 50 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:13,394 Down by one. 51 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:14,743 Let me think about it. 52 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:17,093 Hey boys, you got 48 and a one to leave, 53 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,052 and 26 in the stain guard. 54 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:20,879 Dude. 55 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:30,062 [screaming] 56 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,850 With rayon coming back, got us in free. 57 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:36,634 If you don't like it, you can walk. 58 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,636 You mother fucking freaking asshole. 59 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,899 Come on, keep moving. 60 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:41,770 [bang] 61 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:44,555 Oh. 62 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:45,948 [tires squealing] 63 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,172 Where are we putting this? 64 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,174 Shove it up your ass, I don't care. 65 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,962 [yelling] 66 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,530 Oh! 67 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:03,400 I won! 68 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:04,793 No, I was up. 69 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,020 [coughing] 70 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:26,945 Oh, my freaking knee is killing me. 71 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:30,384 Anthony Marconi. 72 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:31,820 [camera] 73 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,826 Thanks to the family, baby. 74 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,396 [cheering] 75 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:44,311 What is with [inaudible]. 76 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:51,535 Come on! 77 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:53,972 I'm trying to eat. 78 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,800 By your brother, by your brother. 79 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:01,023 Dawn, stop come on. 80 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,372 [laughter] 81 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:12,252 Yeah! 82 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:16,473 I'm Joe Conte Senior, Long Island's carpet king. 83 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:20,303 Hey, Joe Junior, tell them why I'm so excited! 84 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,566 Jesus, can you even believe this nonsense? 85 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:23,872 Big summer sale! 86 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:27,005 Berber, once $8.99, get out of here! 87 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,746 Now it's $5.99! 88 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:29,965 And that was $9.99-- 89 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,967 Well that was just fucking stupid. 90 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,403 Hey, watch your mouth. 91 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,970 He's right, though. 92 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,319 They're throwing their money away on that bologna. 93 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,886 And don't forget about our weekly specials! 94 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,322 What do we go this week, grandma? 95 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:40,715 Shag. 96 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,107 Grandma my ass. 97 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,153 I saw her in a beer commercial last week. 98 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,154 [laughter] 99 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,155 Just wasting money. 100 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,548 It's garbage. 101 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:48,723 I don't know, Gramps. 102 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:49,898 They must be doing something right, 103 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:52,466 I mean, they got two new stores. 104 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:54,772 Maybe we should start thinking about doing some P and M 105 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:55,686 ourselves. 106 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,297 P and M? 107 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,299 Promotions and marketing, what I went to school for. 108 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:00,691 - All right, I'll do it. - Carm. 109 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,084 Jerry, what'd I tell you? 110 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,390 The big college degree, and now we're never 111 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,043 going to hear the end of it. 112 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,523 Dad, I'm just saying, you move Beans into the field-- 113 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,177 Yeah, I'm not working with that jack off. 114 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,527 Come on, Anthony, you know we need you out there. 115 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:11,615 You're the best installer we got. 116 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:12,964 Yeah, yeah. 117 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,357 and you've been telling me since I was 16. 118 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:17,578 Hey, I banged for 25 years and I 119 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:20,363 had you two brats while I was out there 120 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,886 with the kicker in the trim. 121 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,019 Complain, complain. 122 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,281 You hear that? 123 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,804 Classic. 124 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,415 Dad, I'm just saying, I know what I'm talking about. 125 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,068 This is what I went to school for. 126 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,984 Anthony, OK, do me a favor, it's a party, not now, OK? 127 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,377 Dad's right, come on. 128 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,379 No argument, let's celebrate. 129 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,337 Everybody outside. 130 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,773 Watch the leg. 131 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:39,730 Watch the leg. 132 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,210 Everybody outside. 133 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,429 Everybody. 134 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:44,082 Do you want to sit out cake? 135 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:45,823 Anthony, come on. 136 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:46,737 Come on. 137 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:47,521 Let's go. 138 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:03,928 Listen, don't say anything. 139 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,111 [pop] 140 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:14,548 Ow! 141 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:15,375 Party's over. 142 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:28,126 MR. MARCONI: Carmine, where's the [inaudible].. 143 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,215 CARMINE: Oh, Dad, I think I ate it. 144 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,739 MR. MARCONI: I'm telling you, you smoke a pot, 145 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:34,045 I'm going to throw you out the fucking window. 146 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:34,872 Anthony! 147 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:38,833 Anthony! 148 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,666 Who's the one who wanted a pool? 149 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,842 MRS. MARCONI: Yeah, but I mean, it's a shared responsibility. 150 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:50,453 MR. MARCONI: No, I've been doing it by myself, and I don't mind, 151 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,673 but I need help now. 152 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,152 Anthony! 153 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:55,545 [door slamming] 154 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:56,938 [doorbell] 155 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,027 Hello, Mr. Burns? 156 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:06,513 Let's just sneak in the back, man. 157 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:07,557 Oh, fuck. 158 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:08,602 We gotta get out of here, man. 159 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,299 Just like freaking Fusco did? 160 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:12,475 Goes out to Maine, nice home and two, three grand a week. 161 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,998 What do you know about lobsters, huh? 162 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:15,435 What's there to know, man. 163 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:16,914 You go out, you drop the trap, you haul them in. 164 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,263 I hear it's all you can eat too. 165 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,527 You know, lobster bisque, lobster salad, 166 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:23,399 think about it man, lobster foo young, lobster freaking foo 167 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,748 young. 168 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:25,923 Just hold up your end of the load, please. 169 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,621 One, two. 170 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:28,839 [splash] 171 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:31,755 Shit. 172 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:32,582 Shut up. 173 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:46,901 Echo! 174 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:15,451 Yeah, so you can get the padding from the truck. 175 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,845 Oh! 176 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,977 42 inches, man. 177 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,110 Dolby surround. 178 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,981 That's what I'm talking about! 179 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,387 [phone ringing] 180 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,525 ANSWERING MACHINE: Hello, you've reached Video by Louis. 181 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:48,745 Please leave your name and wedding date after the beep. 182 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,094 [beep] 183 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:51,095 WOMAN ON VOICEMAIL: Want to do the laundry? 184 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:52,357 I'm sick of this sheet. 185 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:53,228 Call me. 186 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,142 Au revoir. 187 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:05,545 Whoa. 188 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,034 Oh. 189 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,558 You dirty old snuka. 190 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:40,841 Hi, how are you? 191 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,365 I'm OK. 192 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,019 Everything came out beautifully. 193 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,063 OK. 194 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:46,847 CARMINE: What the hell is that? 195 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,071 Oh my god. 196 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:57,553 We were set up on a blind date by my sister 197 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:01,601 and her best friend's husband who works with Brian. 198 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:05,082 And he walked in the door of the restaurant, 199 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,825 and I kind of had this really crazy feeling. 200 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:20,707 [fast forwarding] 201 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:21,708 An! 202 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,666 An! 203 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,059 An! 204 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,103 What do you want? 205 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,845 CARMINE: Look down here, man. 206 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,760 What are you doing down there? 207 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,025 Hello. 208 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,679 What the hell are you doing? 209 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,333 Do a little dance for me. 210 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,248 Can you put that away, please? 211 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,510 What are you doing touching that? 212 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:42,685 Dude, check this out, man. 213 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,208 You look like a freaking movie star. 214 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,427 Yeah, it's out of focus, Einstein. 215 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,734 Real nice. 216 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:51,041 For the record, when's the last time you got laid. 217 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,608 - All right, give me that. - Come on, man. 218 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,478 All right. 219 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,523 Give it to me. 220 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:56,481 But get me from my good side. 221 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:59,354 Ow. 222 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:00,485 That's pretty nice. 223 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,096 I know. 224 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,925 The place is like a freaking movie studio over here. 225 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,455 All right. 226 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,456 [barking] 227 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,458 Relax. 228 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,242 Sheesh. 229 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:21,028 Stay out of the RV, you bastard. 230 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,639 [barking] 231 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,555 [laughter] 232 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:30,167 Yeah that's a sweet one. 233 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,516 OK do it again. 234 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:36,739 Ready? 235 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,481 One, two. 236 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,309 [laughter] 237 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:45,792 Hey 238 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:46,618 Oh, god. 239 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:50,710 Hey. 240 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,150 Who the hells down here? 241 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,681 [rewinding] 242 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,210 What the hell? 243 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,646 [music] 244 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:16,692 Get out! 245 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,172 Get out! 246 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,174 Get on your freaking belly! 247 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,697 Right now! 248 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,655 Stay down! 249 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:26,136 Oh my god. 250 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,616 What the hell are you doing here? 251 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,705 Well we're the guys from the carpet store. 252 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,576 I don't give a shit who you are. 253 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,230 What the hell are you doing here? 254 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,449 I was just looking for the bath-- 255 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,406 Hey! 256 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,843 Where did that come from? 257 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:37,800 This? 258 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:38,801 I picked that up-- 259 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,630 I know where it came from. 260 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,544 You don't touch. 261 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,458 You hear me? 262 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:44,372 Yeah. 263 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,416 [slam] 264 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,766 [whimpering] 265 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:50,639 What's your bosses number? 266 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:54,730 What is the number? 267 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,513 The number! 268 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:08,352 It's 5 5 5 5 5 5 5. 269 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,053 But let me talk to him, because-- 270 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,010 Get back down there! 271 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,887 All right, you want to play games, huh? 272 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,105 You want to play games? 273 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,628 I got a game for you. 274 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,195 It's called 911. 275 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,023 No sir, please, please, please, don't. 276 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,808 Please, please. 277 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,984 We have a perfectly good reason for being down here. 278 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,290 There is no good reason, pal. 279 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,075 OK, but just hear me out. 280 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:35,989 OK? 281 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,599 Just hear me out, please. 282 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:38,818 And then if you're not satisfied, you can do whatever. 283 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:39,688 OK? 284 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:40,515 Two minutes. 285 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,479 OK. 286 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:54,572 What happened was, this morning, our father, Mr. Marconi, 287 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:55,878 he's the boss. 288 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,619 And he calls us into his office, and he 289 00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:01,449 says, boys I want you to shoot a commercial for the store. 290 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,190 Right, it's on account of Conte Carpet. 291 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,627 They got this ad campaign and they're really killing us. 292 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,456 Right and we came down here and we saw all the stuff. 293 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,806 And granted, we may have gotten way ahead of ourselves. 294 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,417 You're damn right you did. 295 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,941 But we see you have the best equipment here. 296 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,159 The best. Right? 297 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,291 - Absolutely, man. - Right? 298 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,901 Yeah. 299 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:22,296 Like you got the cameras with three chips and the DVD 300 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,863 VHS high speed duping. 301 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,647 And-- - Dubbing. 302 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,083 - That's what I said, man. - It's called-- 303 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:27,954 Right. 304 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,086 And you don't touch. 305 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,046 You see that baby over there? 306 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,569 Not even on the market yet. 307 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,526 I know, I know, I know. 308 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,006 He keeps telling me. 309 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,181 He's like, this stuff isn't even in stores yet. 310 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,966 You know? It's very cool. 311 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,968 - Yeah, but we're impressed. - Oh, yeah. 312 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,840 You're totally high tech here, man. 313 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:50,193 Yeah, well, I upgraded to HD. 314 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,716 Yeah. 315 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,154 I bet this bad boy right here, he probably set you 316 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:55,982 back more than a few nickels. 317 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:59,550 That bad boy can do over three million wipes. 318 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,551 We're very impressed. 319 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,379 Very impressed. 320 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,251 There's, you know, already a few ideas 321 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,861 we've been working on, right Carm? 322 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,731 Oh, yeah. 323 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:07,950 Quite a few. 324 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:12,737 For example, picture a boxing ring. 325 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:13,913 OK? 326 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:17,090 It's made entirely out of carpet. 327 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,397 Now, you bring our dad in, he's dressed like a boxer. 328 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:23,400 He's got the teeth guard, OK, he's got the head gear, 329 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,620 USA shorts, gloves, you know? 330 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,536 Don't tell me, kaboom, he knocks out the competition, 331 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:29,450 right? 332 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:30,799 That's brilliant. 333 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,583 That's very good, yes, that's very good. 334 00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,629 Palermo Pools did it in '98. 335 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,457 [phone ringing] 336 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,849 No way, really? 337 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,200 [foreign language] 338 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,898 Thank you, baby. 339 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,204 Video by Louis. 340 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,118 Yes, Sasha. 341 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,162 How you doing? 342 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,555 MR. BURNS: It's this weekend. 343 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:50,210 Carmine, this is Anthony. 344 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:54,170 Sasha, you're really hanging me out to dry here. 345 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:58,087 Yes, of course, I need you, you stupid freaking Polack. 346 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,133 You're not Polish, are you? 347 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,134 What am I talking about? 348 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,918 Macaroli, right? 349 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,311 You're free this weekend? 350 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,616 Yes. 351 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,704 Actually, we have a big sale going on. 352 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:07,662 No, no. 353 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,011 Don't you be sorry, Sasha. 354 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,534 I'm sorry. 355 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,884 I'm sorry I ever hired you two freaking assholes 356 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,060 in the first place. 357 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,017 Are you sure, because I can really 358 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:15,975 make it worth your while. 359 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:16,976 Yeah we're sure. 360 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:28,465 Hey, pop. 361 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,645 Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing with that? 362 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,559 We're building a robot. 363 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:36,778 What? 364 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:37,822 Is that the computer from the store? 365 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:38,693 Shit. 366 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,390 - Hey, Anthony. - What? 367 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,609 I've got my inventory on that. 368 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:42,784 Is that the computer from the store? 369 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,177 You want to have a few beers? 370 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,395 Loosen up a little bit? 371 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:46,309 Carm, this is work. 372 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,007 This ain't a party. 373 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,574 I know, but you've got to be open to my ideas and relax. 374 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,490 I'm relaxed, I just don't want this to take all year. 375 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,710 I want to take the tougher grandma with a [inaudible].. 376 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,190 MRS. MARCONI: He just came in, I'll get him. 377 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,104 Just a second. 378 00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,540 Don's on the phone! 379 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,932 I'll call him back! 380 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,239 He'll call you back. 381 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,067 [knocking] [coughing] 382 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,416 CARMINE: What? 383 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,896 MRS. MARCONI: I just brought you some dinner. 384 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,550 - Ma, I'm so busy. - Fine. 385 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:10,420 So how's it go-- 386 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,769 [door slamming] 387 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,641 You going to let me do all the talking? 388 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,251 Yeah, but let me pitch him the script, though. 389 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,427 No. Carmine, don't say anything. 390 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,298 Come on, man. 391 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,690 It's my idea. 392 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,866 I know, but, I just want you to be serious. 393 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:22,867 All right? 394 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:23,651 Please. 395 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,742 Go get him, boys. 396 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:28,525 Thanks. 397 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,098 Conte's steals more and more of our customers every day 398 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,404 they run their ads. 399 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,883 OK? 400 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,190 Look at their market sure, look at their market 401 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:44,280 share in the month of October. 402 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,369 This is it? 403 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:51,026 Well, the way I see it is, if we just get 10 new customers. 404 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,462 10. 405 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,508 We're guaranteed to pay off the entire cost 406 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,945 within the first three months. 407 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,252 Did you ever think of air time, bozo? 408 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,036 It's not free. 409 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,473 I mean, what the hell do you guys know about video, anyway? 410 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,215 Well, what I do know is, show him the market share. 411 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,390 It's for October. 412 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,266 Right? 413 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,180 Looks good. 414 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,094 Now show him February. 415 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,360 This is Marconi, Conte. 416 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,883 The Marconi, Conte comparison-- 417 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,625 This is now, this is Marconi and this is Conte. 418 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,671 And you see how the two balls is squishing us, Pop? 419 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:28,629 Right. 420 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,588 And now we show them May. 421 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,200 And the balls are huge. 422 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,419 They're ready with that shipment to Farmingdale. 423 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,596 I'm coming, I'm coming. 424 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,380 OK. 425 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,386 Jimmy, get these off the floor. 426 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,865 Bring them downstairs, do me a favor. 427 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,389 Dad, now's the time we got to strike. 428 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,608 We gotta hit up the airwaves, the cable, the internet, 429 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,044 the whole shebang. 430 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,176 Hey, listen. 431 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,960 We've got an ad in the News Day, we 432 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,745 got an add in the Penny Saver, and we got an ad in the Record. 433 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,659 OK? 434 00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,834 In the Record? 435 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:00,878 That's a two town newspaper, Pop. 436 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,053 That's not good enough. 437 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,403 And we've got the team. 438 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,491 The Little League team? 439 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,970 That that's your big ad? 440 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,624 Yeah, that's like having 25 little billboards 441 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,191 running around. 442 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:12,455 All this crap's gotta go with the Farmingdale quota. 443 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:15,676 Dad, you don't get it, do you? 444 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:18,244 Anthony, look, we're not trying to take over the world. 445 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,419 OK? 446 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,812 This is a small family operation. 447 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:25,207 And some day when you guys are in charge, you will understand. 448 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,034 OK? 449 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:33,911 What did I tell you, man? 450 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:36,087 Hey, you know what? 451 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,393 What do you want now, Anthony? 452 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,568 I quit. 453 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:39,700 Anthony, you're talking nonsense. 454 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,484 No, no, no. No. 455 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,659 I quit. 456 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,139 You quit? 457 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,663 Then you get your ungrateful ass out of here. 458 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:47,751 You hear me? 459 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:48,622 Go! 460 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,058 Get out! 461 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,495 You little brat. 462 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:53,279 I'll talk to him, Dad. 463 00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,807 Anthony! 464 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,244 Anthony! 465 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,158 You're the man, An! 466 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,163 Oh god! 467 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,599 I love this guy! - Stop! 468 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,297 What! 469 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,950 I thought you were going to keep your mouth shut in there. 470 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:13,864 Dude, come on. 471 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:14,778 [horn honking] 472 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:15,736 Moron! 473 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,086 Hey, blow me! 474 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:22,264 Listen, just give me one second here, all right? 475 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,613 Three seconds. 476 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,528 No, I don't want to give you anything. 477 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,400 Where the hell are you going? 478 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,316 I don't know. 479 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,492 I don't know why I let you drag me here. 480 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,363 Dude, will you just, let me handle this, all right? 481 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,190 Yeah. 482 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,977 [doorbell] 483 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,201 [barking] 484 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,725 Easy, Caesie, easy. 485 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,728 Down, Caes. 486 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:54,035 Ah! 487 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,776 No, no, no outside. 488 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:58,605 No outside, Caesar. 489 00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,303 What is it, the carpet convention? 490 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,218 Yeah. 491 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:07,440 No, actually, this is about, this is about the other thing. 492 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:10,399 Oh you spied, huh? 493 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:11,661 Down, Caesar, down. 494 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:12,706 Oh the budget's OK? 495 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:15,186 Everything came through, huh? 496 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,927 Yeah, no. 497 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:21,845 I'm actually talking about the other thing. 498 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,238 The other thing from the other night 499 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,457 that you were talking to me the other day, 500 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,371 we were talking about that-- 501 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,068 What other, other thing? 502 00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:27,982 The Saturday thing. 503 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,592 Weren't you, weren't you-- 504 00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,464 [yelling] 505 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,292 [barking] 506 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:38,209 Get in here. 507 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,821 All right, you wanted to go outside, now stay outside. 508 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,086 I'm sorry, fellas. 509 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:46,957 I booked a couple of guys from Bay Shore yesterday. 510 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,350 What are you talking about, man? 511 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,004 I'm all set for this weekend. 512 00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:52,963 Louis, come on. 513 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,878 I'll tell you what, if I'm ever in a pinch, 514 00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:57,707 I'll give you guys a ring. 515 00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,230 Now, you have to excuse me. 516 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:04,540 I'm in the middle of a meeting with my secretary. 517 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,803 You didn't even negotiate. 518 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,501 Negotiate? 519 00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:11,721 Carm, you didn't even give us a shot, you didn't even try. 520 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,680 He's got somebody, OK? 521 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,638 You hit him back with a counter offer. 522 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:16,813 It's a standard business procedure. 523 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,249 It's what you do. 524 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:19,120 That's glass, Chico. 525 00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:21,601 That's glass, Chico. 526 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,864 Look, Carm, you said you can handle this. 527 00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,082 Now prove it to me. 528 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:38,400 Pst. 529 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:41,185 Lou, yo. 530 00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,056 Lou, over here! 531 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:47,844 Hey. How you doing? 532 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,193 Are you on drugs? 533 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:51,065 [honking] 534 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,940 How much you, uh, how much did you pay those new guys? 535 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:57,985 Why? 536 00:22:58,028 --> 00:22:59,508 Because we'll do it for half. 537 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:16,046 Uncle Jack, what do you think, huh? 538 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,178 Ties are sharp, right? 539 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,049 You look like a couple of waiters. 540 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:20,660 Ladies and gentlemen, we have an announcement 541 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:23,097 we'd like to make. - Announcement! 542 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:26,448 We, that is, the honorable Carmine Francis Marconi-- 543 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,362 Guys! 544 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,363 Guys, come on! 545 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,364 Cut it out! 546 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,801 It's not a rental over here. 547 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:35,675 And myself, are starting new careers in the video business. 548 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,633 With Louis Burns. 549 00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:39,592 Who the hell is Louis Burns? 550 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:43,726 He's the island's number one wedding and event videographer. 551 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:44,901 Three years running. 552 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,294 Number one. 553 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:47,469 You never thought you'd have kids 554 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:51,081 in the movie business, huh Pa? 555 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,474 Dominic, Dominic, Dominic. 556 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,171 You remember what we talked about last night? 557 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:55,782 They don't want to work in the store no more, that's fine. 558 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,348 OK? 559 00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:58,654 But they got to kiss the free room and board goodbye. 560 00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,177 You hear me? 561 00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:03,137 So from now on, it's going to be $500 a month each. 562 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:04,312 Each! 563 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:05,966 That's a freaking rip off, Pop. 564 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,620 Oh well, I'm sorry. 565 00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:09,186 Then go live with your new friend there, what's his name? 566 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,361 Louis Burns? 567 00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:11,667 Your new pal? Is that the name? 568 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,016 Louis Burns? 569 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,409 MRS. MARCONI: What's the matter with you? 570 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,105 What do you mean what's the matter with me? 571 00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:15,976 Who wants what? 572 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:17,238 Who wanted a hot dog. 573 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:18,108 MRS. MARCONI: Just like your father. 574 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:18,761 You never learn nothing. 575 00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:19,936 You learn? 576 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:20,502 You go deal with them. Go ahead. 577 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:21,111 Good. 578 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,156 Go ahead. 579 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,157 Go have a good time with them. 580 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,158 Take them out. 581 00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:29,380 [flies buzzing] 582 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:32,514 This is the best thing that ever could've happened to us. 583 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,429 OK? 584 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,345 Three grand I'm out on this dump. 585 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:39,782 I said, I'm going to pay you back for the broker's fee. 586 00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:41,131 All right? What did I tell you? 587 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,350 And the security deposit. 588 00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:43,307 Yes, yes. 589 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:45,222 And the security deposit. 590 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,007 Yes, yes. 591 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,965 What did I tell you, man? 592 00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:52,882 Uncle Lou Lou was going to hook us up. 593 00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,101 What's that smell? 594 00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:02,196 An. 595 00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,285 An, you know what that is? 596 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:05,199 What? 597 00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:05,982 Do you? 598 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:12,249 That's lobster foo young, man. 599 00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:14,425 That's lobster freaking foo young. 600 00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:22,477 MR. BURNS: I haven't been late in 10 years. 601 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,434 Get in the car! 602 00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:24,348 Shut the door! 603 00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:32,008 All right, listen, you, uh, uh Andrew, 604 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,619 you're in charge of the lights. 605 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,578 This is the signal for on, this is the signal for off. 606 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,014 You got that? - Got it. 607 00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:39,538 [horn] 608 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:40,495 Yeah, why don't you use your signal, you bastard. 609 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,757 This is freaking awesome. 610 00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,193 All right now, this means white card, 611 00:25:43,237 --> 00:25:44,455 this means bring the ladder. 612 00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:45,369 You got that? 613 00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,067 This, this me-- 614 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,330 Oh, yeah go back and drive in Jersey, you son of a bitch! 615 00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:50,897 Go back to Jersey, you stupid fuck! 616 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:51,811 MR. BURNS: Yeah? 617 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:52,899 You want a piece of me? 618 00:25:52,942 --> 00:25:54,161 This is serious. 619 00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:56,598 Dude, I'm establishing a rapport here. 620 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:59,340 And you, uh, uh, jabber jaws, you're on sound. 621 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,864 I want you to stay close, but not too close. 622 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,040 I want a lot of lead between me and the camera 623 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,476 and you and the boom mic. You got that? 624 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,434 Aye, aye, skipper. 625 00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,044 And, uh, fix your tie. 626 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:11,482 You look like Dean Martin on a bender. 627 00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:12,832 [tires squealing] 628 00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:18,446 Let's go. 629 00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:20,143 You know what the signal for on is? 630 00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:22,406 Is it the ear wiggle or the pumping fist? 631 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:25,584 Dude, I think we get an entree at this thing. 632 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:26,846 Carm, please put that away. 633 00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:28,499 No, but just, what are you thinking? 634 00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:30,066 Do you want the prime rib or the red snapper? 635 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:40,990 You are going to be eyes and my ears. 636 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:44,385 Everything you see, everything you hear, I want to know. 637 00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:47,127 Joann, you're making me look so good, here. 638 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,868 Wonderful job, darling. 639 00:26:48,911 --> 00:26:52,567 The most important thing is that you keep your head in the game. 640 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,309 Because there are no take twos in this business. 641 00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,179 You've got it? 642 00:26:56,223 --> 00:26:57,659 You screw up, you die. 643 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:58,617 It's that simple. 644 00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,705 Come on, buddy boys. 645 00:26:59,748 --> 00:27:00,619 Yo, dude. 646 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:03,665 Two o'clock. 647 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:04,971 Then you rewind it. 648 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,146 Lauren, I mean, is i it that difficult? 649 00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,538 I don't know. Sorry. 650 00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:08,496 My god. 651 00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:09,889 Right here. 652 00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:11,107 Give me the camera. 653 00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:12,152 Give me the camera, please. - Sure. 654 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,675 - Thank you. - There you go. 655 00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:14,763 Flash is on. - Flash is on? 656 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:15,721 - Yup. - All loaded up? 657 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:17,244 - Yup. - Is it? 658 00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:18,201 Andrew, is that it? 659 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,856 The one that had the gear? 660 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:21,901 I think so. 661 00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:23,206 What do you mean you think so? 662 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,599 You think so or you know so, I haven't 663 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,601 got time for guessing games. 664 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,211 This is a holy altar here. 665 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,604 I'm sorry, Father, that's my bad. 666 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,824 Oh, Father, forgive them. 667 00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:33,347 They know not what they do. 668 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,784 Carmine, this is a trial run, you understand? 669 00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:37,046 And I'm not going back to that store 670 00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:38,352 with my tail between my legs. 671 00:27:38,395 --> 00:27:39,832 I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 672 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:40,833 All right, good. 673 00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:41,703 I gotcha. 674 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:42,661 You look good, man. 675 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:43,923 You look good. 676 00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:45,141 Thanks man, you're not bad yourself. 677 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,186 What about that-- 678 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:47,361 - Listen. - Yeah. 679 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:48,405 OK, good. 680 00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:50,581 These are your wireless mics. 681 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,235 Yes. 682 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:54,498 And here are your batteries. 683 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:55,804 And I need you to go get the boom mic 684 00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:57,980 and meet me outside in five minutes. 685 00:27:58,024 --> 00:27:59,199 - Five minutes. - Yeah? 686 00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:00,896 - Yeah. - All right. 687 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:01,505 Thanks. - I gotcha. 688 00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:09,905 And the gams, the gams on that photography assistant, my god. 689 00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:14,997 It's freaking, she's got this, like, librarian thing going on. 690 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,782 I bet she's a firecracker in a sack. 691 00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:19,045 Hi, how you doing? 692 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,263 You guys know how to work these things? 693 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:23,919 What a day, huh? 694 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:24,833 Try that. 695 00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:25,965 What a day, huh? 696 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,749 Good, with more feeling. 697 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,665 And you guys, you guys, you dust him off as he says it, OK go. 698 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:31,579 What a day, huh? 699 00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:32,493 That's good. 700 00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:33,624 What an asshole. 701 00:28:33,668 --> 00:28:35,365 Yeah, yeah. 702 00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,106 They laugh now, but wait until they see the finished product. 703 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,761 And then it's going to be oh, Mr. Burns, how did you do it? 704 00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:42,329 Oh, Mr. Burns, isn't that wonderful? 705 00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:44,157 Yeah, real wonderful. 706 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:49,075 Like you didn't steal that shot directly from Bernie Shearer. 707 00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:52,687 Do me a favor, watch where you're going today, huh? 708 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,516 Well, as long as you keep your lights out of my shot, 709 00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:56,952 we're not going to have a problem are we? 710 00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,214 What are we talking about my lights? 711 00:28:58,258 --> 00:28:59,650 First day, huh? 712 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:00,564 MR. BURNS: What about your freaking strobe? 713 00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:01,478 What strobe, Lou? 714 00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:02,436 This one? 715 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:04,133 Huh? 716 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:05,787 She caught him with the coat check girl at Villa Barone. 717 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:08,050 Yeah, you wish I was 14, you two timing son of a bitch. 718 00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:10,183 Wait, they were a couple? 719 00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,575 Inks not even dry on the divorce. 720 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,534 You can talk to my lawyer, because I've 721 00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:16,537 got you on tape with that latino busboy 722 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:17,799 from the Chateau Preance. 723 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:18,800 Eduardo. 724 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,323 Eduardo my ass. 725 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,672 Consuelo my ass. 726 00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:23,109 - Come on, let's go. - I'm all set, Lou. 727 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,504 All right. 728 00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:28,549 What a day, huh? 729 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:35,991 I have a shot! 730 00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:37,253 Over here, sweetheart. 731 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:38,951 Now you're panicking, you're scared, 732 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:41,997 I don't want to get married, forget him, it's me you want. 733 00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:43,172 You want me. 734 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:45,566 Excuse me. 735 00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:46,436 This way! 736 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,742 Smile pretty over here. 737 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,352 - Who's a nasty party girl? - Beautiful! 738 00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:50,397 What's your number? 739 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,226 Give me a pout, I want a pout. 740 00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:54,880 What the hell are you doing? 741 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:56,316 What, man? 742 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,665 They got a whole batch of these things inside. 743 00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:59,232 Carmine, will you put those back, please? 744 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:00,799 Hey, listen to me. 745 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:03,453 If it wasn't for me, you'd be home right now 746 00:30:03,497 --> 00:30:04,933 reading the help wanted ads. 747 00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:06,108 So, uh, leave me alone. 748 00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:07,849 Are you lecturing me right now? 749 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:10,852 My lawyer says that I brought Caesar in, I take Caesar out. 750 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,332 Oh yeah? 751 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:15,422 Where was your lawyer when Caesie was making number 752 00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:16,727 two on the living room shag? 753 00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:18,425 Huh? 754 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:20,427 I don't need you breathing down my neck every two seconds. 755 00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:21,645 OK? 756 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:22,777 I've got responsibilities now. 757 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,865 I've got things to think about. 758 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:24,866 Hi, how are you. 759 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:25,736 What about suppositories? 760 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:27,216 Huh? 761 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,696 Are you want to shove them up his ass twice a day? 762 00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:30,524 All right, look, it's like I said. 763 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:32,004 I get the Benz, the mutt's yours. 764 00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:33,179 It's your choice, really Louis. 765 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:34,093 Here she goes. 766 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:35,355 Here she goes. 767 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:36,965 - I'm Carmine. - Nice to meet you. 768 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:38,053 This is my homosexual brother-- 769 00:30:38,097 --> 00:30:39,533 [laughter] 770 00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:41,143 --Anthony. 771 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:44,233 So he just got out of the closet, say, say hello, An. 772 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:47,367 Hey, mac and cheese, yes? 773 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:48,716 Got it? - Nice to meet you. 774 00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:50,065 - What is he? - See you. 775 00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:54,287 Why is, why does he keep doing that to me? 776 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,985 Carmine, that's his freaking signal for the step ladder. 777 00:30:57,029 --> 00:30:58,726 See? 778 00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:01,424 This is many things in many countries. 779 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:02,948 Dude. 780 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,514 Relax, you're going to break something, all right? 781 00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:07,039 That step ladder is crucial for his big exit shot. 782 00:31:07,082 --> 00:31:08,997 His what? 783 00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:11,608 Carm, his big exit shot, where he gets up high 784 00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:12,914 and looks out over the guests. 785 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:14,873 I'll get high and look over the guests. 786 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,875 Listen, just relax, man. 787 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:18,224 We've got an hour here, we'll find it. 788 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,400 Carm, you want to look for it, be my guest, 789 00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:22,489 because I don't see it. 790 00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:27,015 Just- you're talking about the one with the white stripe, 791 00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:27,929 right? 792 00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:29,496 Yes, the big one. 793 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:31,324 The one he told you to put in the trunk. 794 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:33,979 The one I saw you holding in the driveway, 795 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:37,243 because I was waiting for you to stuff the backseat. 796 00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:38,679 Just give me a minute here. 797 00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:44,641 [barking] 798 00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:56,305 Carm, you are about to catch the beating of a lifetime. 799 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:57,785 Dude, take it easy, all right? 800 00:31:57,828 --> 00:32:00,135 You can buy them for 20 bucks over at Cost Mart. 801 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:02,181 And you're just going to waltz out during the ceremony 802 00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:03,399 and go buy one? 803 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:04,270 Macaroni! 804 00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:05,967 Chop, chop! 805 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:08,361 Listen, just give me, just back off. 806 00:32:08,404 --> 00:32:09,884 OK? 807 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,494 Yeah, you got it all under control, don't you? 808 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,714 Listen, for the last time, you worry about your job, 809 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:15,455 and I'll worry about mine. 810 00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:16,804 OK? 811 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,197 Mister big boss man. 812 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,067 Hey, finally! 813 00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:25,160 Yo, Aldo. 814 00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:26,814 Listen, I need you to get back to me right away. 815 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:32,689 911, baby, 911. - That's good. 816 00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:36,867 911, baby, 911. - That's good. 817 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:02,502 Good, smile pretty. 818 00:33:06,071 --> 00:33:07,159 Watch the mic. 819 00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:08,116 Stay with me. 820 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,509 Stay with me. 821 00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:12,077 Watch the boom, get the boom out of the way. 822 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:12,903 OK. 823 00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:27,701 Bless oh lord, this ring to be a sign of the vows by which 824 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:32,271 this man and this woman have bound themselves to each other 825 00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:34,055 through Jesus Christ our Lord. 826 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,057 Amen. 827 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:39,060 Repeat after me. 828 00:33:39,104 --> 00:33:42,063 Vicki, I give you this ring. 829 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:44,152 Vicki, I give you this ring. 830 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,285 As a symbol of my vow. 831 00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:47,938 As a symbol of my vow. 832 00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:49,636 [phone ringing] - And with all that I am. 833 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:50,506 [phone ringing] 834 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:53,031 And with all that I am. 835 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,119 And all that I have. 836 00:33:54,162 --> 00:33:55,468 [phone ringing] 837 00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:57,339 And, and all that I have. 838 00:33:57,383 --> 00:33:58,340 I honor you. 839 00:33:58,384 --> 00:33:59,211 I honor you. 840 00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:01,169 [phone ringing] 841 00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:02,910 In the name of the Father. 842 00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:03,911 In the name of the Father. 843 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:05,086 And of the son. 844 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:05,869 And of the son. 845 00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,658 Ando, buddy, I'm gonna call you back, OK pal? 846 00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:16,358 Don't laugh, there's some people going on 20 years 847 00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:17,620 without a date. 848 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,274 Ever consider maybe you're the idiot 849 00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:20,536 for still working with him? 850 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,450 Ready? 851 00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:22,277 One, two, three. 852 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,195 Ow. 853 00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:32,244 Sorry. 854 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:33,158 Move, move. 855 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:47,346 OK, hold on. 856 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:48,869 No, this is not working. 857 00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:50,958 Where is the freaking step ladder? 858 00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:54,570 Just hold your horses, all right, man? 859 00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:56,224 Five minutes, five minutes. 860 00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:57,486 What does this moron want? 861 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,926 Carmine! 862 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,232 OK. 863 00:35:04,276 --> 00:35:07,322 So this is the vision here. 864 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,585 You're going to float up like, I don't know, like, what like, 865 00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:11,109 10, 15-- 866 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:12,110 Maybe 20. 867 00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:13,023 Maybe 20. 868 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:15,156 20 feet up in the air. 869 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,159 And then you keep doing that. 870 00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:20,596 But the most important thing is the timing here, right Lou? 871 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,294 Yes, right, right. 872 00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:24,252 Why couldn't you have just have him buy a freaking ladder? 873 00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:25,688 What are you crazy? 874 00:35:25,732 --> 00:35:27,168 This shot's going to get us on a 5 o'clock news. 875 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,691 No, this shot is freaking stupid is what it is. 876 00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:30,867 What are you calling stupid? 877 00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:33,914 It's ballsy. 878 00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:36,090 I like it. 879 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,570 You see that? 880 00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:39,528 It's ballsy. 881 00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,704 He likes it. 882 00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:45,012 And maybe you should take notes. 883 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:51,932 Higher, higher, higher. 884 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:54,021 OK hold right there, good, good, good. 885 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,675 Lou, you ready? 886 00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:56,763 I'm rolling. 887 00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:57,633 Aldo? 888 00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:58,765 Tell me when, buddy. 889 00:35:58,808 --> 00:35:59,766 Good man. 890 00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:00,810 All right, here they come. 891 00:36:00,854 --> 00:36:01,724 And-- 892 00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:02,682 Now they're coming. 893 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:03,465 Action! 894 00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:10,864 All right, sonny. 895 00:36:10,907 --> 00:36:11,908 Look at this. 896 00:36:11,952 --> 00:36:14,259 I call this the Hollywood touch. 897 00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:15,260 Yeah, that's nice. 898 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,349 Put that on your demo reel. 899 00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:18,350 Demo reel? 900 00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:20,439 I'm talking about the WVAs. 901 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:21,918 I'm going to get my belt back. 902 00:36:21,962 --> 00:36:24,051 Videographer of the year. 903 00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:27,707 Don't you drop that cake! 904 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:30,275 Hey! - Come here. 905 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:31,232 Come here! 906 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:32,581 Nice work. 907 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,061 You really showed me something out there. 908 00:36:34,104 --> 00:36:35,671 Well, thanks. 909 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:36,803 You know, I mean, I saw the opportunity and I took it. 910 00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:38,065 You knokw? 911 00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:41,155 No, no, no, you listen to what I said. 912 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,114 You kept your ears and your eyes open. 913 00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:45,768 And that's the ticket. 914 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:48,380 - Video by Louis. - Nice work, video. 915 00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:49,946 Yeah, well we got lucky. 916 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,992 I want you to, you get yourself some hors d'oeuvres 917 00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:54,429 and make sure you eat good. 918 00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:56,257 I don't trust this bastard, sometimes 919 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:58,085 he skips on the vendor meals. 920 00:36:58,128 --> 00:37:00,435 10-4 Lou, 10-4. 921 00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:04,134 Hey, Trixie, Trixie, Gilliard come here. 922 00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:07,747 I want you to get a photo of me in my new lift 923 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,662 rig for my website, all right? 924 00:37:09,705 --> 00:37:10,576 Sorry, Lou. 925 00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:11,490 I'm all packed up. 926 00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:12,969 Oh. 927 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:16,451 Hey, try that on for size. 928 00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:17,452 Joe, I'm telling you. 929 00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:19,759 This kid is so on the ball. 930 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:21,891 Let's go, put a little pep in your step. 931 00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:26,635 Video by Louis. 932 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:35,818 I work here. 933 00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:36,863 What's going on with that girl? 934 00:37:36,906 --> 00:37:39,082 I don't know anything, man. 935 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:41,607 MR. BURNS: All right, macaronis, it's show time. 936 00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:42,477 Let's go. 937 00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:49,832 Where is it? 938 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:51,399 - I told you asshole. - Oh, you shut up. 939 00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:52,313 All right, come on. 940 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:53,532 Come on, come on. 941 00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:00,930 You guys are related somehow? 942 00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:01,801 We're sisters. 943 00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:02,715 Oh, yes. 944 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:04,064 Sisters, Lou. 945 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:05,761 DJ: All right, ladies and gentlemen, 946 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,807 hope everyone is enjoying their salad, in just a few minutes 947 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,765 we'd like to get [inaudible] on the dance floor. 948 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:10,592 Shit. 949 00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:15,249 DJ: All right, ladies and gentlemen, 950 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,251 at this point in time, we need to get all the single ladies 951 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,688 out here on the dance floor. 952 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,124 Classy fucking joint. 953 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:30,264 I'm thinking about commercials, I'm thinking about doing, 954 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,874 you know, maybe independent films. 955 00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:33,136 I'm thinking about getting into-- 956 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,355 - You know, I come from films. - No. 957 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:35,704 - You're kidding. - Yeah. 958 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:36,879 You? 959 00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:38,228 Yeah, I did a lot of movies first. 960 00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:41,797 I was the systems director of photography 961 00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:43,582 on a lot of the films that were done in New York. 962 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:45,366 I couldn't take the bull. 963 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:47,977 And that's why I, more or less, yeah, 964 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:49,370 that's why, more or less, went into the-- 965 00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:50,371 How you doing? 966 00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:52,373 Get out of my way, videos. 967 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,157 MR. BURNS: Have you two ever done any acting? 968 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:57,204 I could do some very special videos that would include 969 00:38:57,247 --> 00:39:00,338 the two of you together. 970 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:02,078 You got to try this cake, here. 971 00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:05,952 There's a coconut cream filling, it's out of this world. 972 00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:08,911 Yeah, did you pick up the wheelchair from the truck, yet? 973 00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:10,260 Anthony you got to relax, man. 974 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:11,349 This is all good. 975 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:13,046 No, Carm, it's not all good. 976 00:39:13,089 --> 00:39:14,395 You know why? 977 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,136 Because you get to screw around and have 978 00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:18,268 the time of your life and I'm stuck here doing all the work. 979 00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:19,661 It's bullshit. 980 00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:21,315 Can we get him a Jack and Coke, please? 981 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:25,972 What are you writing here? 982 00:39:26,015 --> 00:39:27,669 Dildo guide to the galaxy? 983 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,062 Give it back, I'm not done. 984 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:30,672 No cell phone. 985 00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:32,544 No flirting. 986 00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:35,373 No drinking. 987 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,939 The hell is this shit, man? 988 00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:38,854 If you and I are going to continue working together, 989 00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:40,726 you have to start holding up your end of the load. 990 00:39:40,769 --> 00:39:41,988 Dude. 991 00:39:42,031 --> 00:39:43,468 Did I or did I not just go out there 992 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:44,817 and blow the doors off of Lou? 993 00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:47,080 No, what you did, Carmine, was get lucky. 994 00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:48,124 And that's it. 995 00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:49,387 Is that right? 996 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,998 Either you sign this, or you can move 997 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,739 your stuff out of my apartment. 998 00:39:58,874 --> 00:39:59,745 Look. 999 00:39:59,788 --> 00:40:00,833 It's not up for debate. 1000 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:02,530 I don't, man. 1001 00:40:02,574 --> 00:40:04,097 I don't think this is going to hold up in the court of law. 1002 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:05,794 Why not? 1003 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:09,537 I have a problem with this hidden clause on the back here. 1004 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:12,758 Maybe it's just me, but I didn't think they 1005 00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,020 had that sparkle on the altar. 1006 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:34,432 You OK? 1007 00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:41,264 Just please, please tell me this thing's almost done? 1008 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,614 Yeah. 1009 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:46,574 Bet you're missing that tile store now, huh? 1010 00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:47,923 It was carpet, actually. 1011 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:50,622 But yeah, now that you mention it, I am. 1012 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:52,145 Let's go, let's get this cleaned up. 1013 00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:53,494 I need dishes, I need plates, I need equipment. 1014 00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:56,279 Guys, we have a wedding over here. 1015 00:40:56,323 --> 00:41:00,501 Let's go! Oh, hey, easy, easy, chica. 1016 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,285 [glass breaking] 1017 00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:03,461 What's up with your boss? 1018 00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:06,420 She, uh, is she sick or something? 1019 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,291 Mei tei fever is more like it. 1020 00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:09,467 Oh, that's nice. 1021 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:10,685 She leaves you with all the work? 1022 00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:12,034 That's good. 1023 00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:14,559 Oh, it's not that bad. 1024 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,257 Actually, it's, uh, it's good practice. 1025 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,564 You know, for when I go out on my own. 1026 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:25,047 You know, I could, uh, when you do that, I could 1027 00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:26,484 help you with your marketing. 1028 00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:27,789 Oh, yeah? 1029 00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,531 You do a little, do a little marketing? 1030 00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:31,967 No, no. 1031 00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:35,101 It's just, uh, it's what I went to school for. 1032 00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:38,496 Oh, you went to college. 1033 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,541 Yeah, why does that surprise you? 1034 00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:43,065 No, I just thought maybe this was some kind of work 1035 00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:44,327 release program or something. 1036 00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,164 I forgot your name already. 1037 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:56,122 No, you didn't. 1038 00:41:56,165 --> 00:41:57,079 Come on. 1039 00:41:57,123 --> 00:41:58,777 I'm bad with names. 1040 00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:06,393 It is, uh, it was, uh, just give me a second, uh, Andrew. 1041 00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:07,873 No. No. 1042 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:08,787 Anthony. 1043 00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:10,092 Anthony Marconi. 1044 00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:11,267 Yoo hoo. 1045 00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:14,009 Hoo hee hee. 1046 00:42:14,053 --> 00:42:15,271 Hey, come on, man. 1047 00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:17,056 We got to do that champagne shot. 1048 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:19,885 Why don't you do it? 1049 00:42:19,928 --> 00:42:21,974 Because they need the two of us, that's why. 1050 00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:24,542 Well, I'm busy. 1051 00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:25,325 What? 1052 00:42:31,984 --> 00:42:32,724 You heard me. 1053 00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:37,946 You gonna be a little baby, now? 1054 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:40,775 Because I didn't sign your stupid little napkin there? 1055 00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:42,603 There you go. 1056 00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:45,301 I'm sorry for everything I ever did for you. 1057 00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:47,216 Or to you. 1058 00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,827 Look, you were right. 1059 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:51,003 You gotta worry about your job, I'll worry about mine. 1060 00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:52,395 This is bullshit, man. 1061 00:42:52,439 --> 00:42:54,615 We got like a dozen shots to knock off here. 1062 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,443 Hey, you're the boy genius, right? 1063 00:42:56,486 --> 00:42:57,749 You'll figure it out. 1064 00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:58,924 MR. BURNS: Hey! 1065 00:42:58,967 --> 00:42:59,925 Don't make me come looking for you! 1066 00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:01,404 Will you come on? Come on! 1067 00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:02,362 Better hurry up. 1068 00:43:02,405 --> 00:43:04,625 Uncle Lou sounds pissed. 1069 00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:05,539 Have fun. 1070 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,584 Yeah, you have fun too. 1071 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:11,980 I got your number, Chico. 1072 00:43:12,024 --> 00:43:14,330 Yeah, well, I got yours. 1073 00:43:14,374 --> 00:43:15,201 MR. BURNS: Come on! 1074 00:43:15,244 --> 00:43:16,289 Let's go! 1075 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:18,596 CARMINE: I'm not freaking around. 1076 00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:19,901 Hey Trixie. 1077 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:21,207 [laughter] 1078 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:23,818 I'm going to get a drink, you want one? 1079 00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:24,602 Yeah, yeah. 1080 00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:34,916 MR. BURNS: Cut, cut. 1081 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,789 We're going to have to do what they call a take two on this. 1082 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:39,704 Wait, I'm confused. 1083 00:43:39,747 --> 00:43:45,492 OK, it's smile, clink, kiss, and hold it for five. 1084 00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:46,449 You got it? 1085 00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:50,845 Wait, smile, clink, kiss. 1086 00:43:50,889 --> 00:43:52,542 And hold for five. 1087 00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:58,810 One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 1088 00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:03,771 [laughter] 1089 00:44:03,815 --> 00:44:04,946 But that, no, that-- 1090 00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:06,469 Wait, what are you talking about? 1091 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:08,080 That wasn't even allowed, because you pulled it. 1092 00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:09,429 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 1093 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:10,299 I was in the ring. 1094 00:44:10,343 --> 00:44:11,300 You opened the fist. 1095 00:44:11,344 --> 00:44:12,954 That was rope a dope. 1096 00:44:12,998 --> 00:44:15,217 That was rope a dope. 1097 00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:22,007 [laughter] One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 1098 00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:31,799 Let go. 1099 00:44:38,763 --> 00:44:39,807 MALE GUEST: Hey, Romeo. 1100 00:44:39,851 --> 00:44:43,637 Your boss is looking for you. 1101 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:44,769 Thanks. 1102 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:46,118 I gotta, I'll see you tomorrow. 1103 00:44:52,646 --> 00:44:53,734 Wait, wait, wait. Smile-- 1104 00:44:53,778 --> 00:44:54,996 Oh what a ditz. 1105 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,911 10 takes on this one. 1106 00:44:56,955 --> 00:44:57,825 Oh geez. 1107 00:44:57,869 --> 00:44:59,131 True. 1108 00:44:59,174 --> 00:45:03,396 But look at those sweet, sweet teetas. 1109 00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:06,442 Forget about the teetas, you idiot. 1110 00:45:06,486 --> 00:45:09,184 Listen to that sound, you hear that? 1111 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:10,490 I'm sorry, no. 1112 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:12,666 Listen. 1113 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,886 That is weak batteries in a wireless mic. 1114 00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:17,018 Now what did I tell you? 1115 00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:18,193 I'm sorry, Louis. 1116 00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:19,804 When in doubt, you change them out. 1117 00:45:19,847 --> 00:45:21,283 Memorize that. 1118 00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:23,024 Never happen again. 1119 00:45:23,068 --> 00:45:25,374 Better not, because I'm going to need you two here tomorrow 1120 00:45:25,418 --> 00:45:26,767 morning at 11 o'clock. 1121 00:45:26,811 --> 00:45:29,248 The same shoes, the same pants, the same shirt. 1122 00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:31,990 And don't forget those silver bow ties, 1123 00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:34,470 because that's the team look. 1124 00:45:34,514 --> 00:45:38,300 So, uh, does that mean that we're on the team, Lou? 1125 00:45:38,344 --> 00:45:41,086 Yeah, you're on the team. 1126 00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:42,130 All right, now. 1127 00:45:42,174 --> 00:45:44,089 Make sure you're plenty early. 1128 00:45:44,132 --> 00:45:45,960 Come on, I'm gonna count out the money, let's go. 1129 00:45:46,004 --> 00:45:46,831 100. 1130 00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:47,962 CARMINE: 100. 1131 00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,224 MR. BURNS: 150. 1132 00:45:49,268 --> 00:45:50,530 CARMINE: [MOCKING] 150. MR. BURNS: 200. 1133 00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:51,574 CARMINE: [MOCKING] 200. 1134 00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:53,011 MR. BURNS: You are a smart ass. 1135 00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:54,490 250. CARMINE: [MOCKING] 250. 1136 00:45:54,534 --> 00:45:55,361 MR. BURNS: 300. 1137 00:45:55,404 --> 00:45:56,405 CARMINE: [MOCKING] 300. 1138 00:45:56,449 --> 00:45:57,406 MR. BURNS: Stop imitating me. 1139 00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,190 CARMINE: Stop imitating me. 1140 00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:04,152 Yo! 1141 00:46:04,196 --> 00:46:06,067 Jerry! 1142 00:46:06,111 --> 00:46:07,982 Fusco, you fucking [inaudible]. 1143 00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:11,507 [laughter] 1144 00:46:11,551 --> 00:46:14,684 I'm going to fucking kill you. 1145 00:46:14,728 --> 00:46:19,515 Dude, I'm sorry, it's, it's, I thought we'd throw 1146 00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:22,040 a little, you know, soiree. 1147 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:23,955 Celebrate the big move, you know, I-- 1148 00:46:23,998 --> 00:46:25,608 There's over 50 people here. 1149 00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:26,479 Carmine. 1150 00:46:29,961 --> 00:46:32,920 You said we have an 11 AM job. 1151 00:46:32,964 --> 00:46:35,531 We got time, it's like a million hours from now. 1152 00:46:35,575 --> 00:46:37,359 No, it's like 12 hours from now. 1153 00:46:41,146 --> 00:46:43,322 It's actually like 10 hours from now. 1154 00:46:43,365 --> 00:46:46,281 What are we gonna do? 1155 00:46:46,325 --> 00:46:47,935 I mean, our contract specifically 1156 00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:50,372 states that you'll be in bed before midnight on an AM job. 1157 00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:51,547 [knocking] 1158 00:46:51,591 --> 00:46:53,985 Come on, Carmine, I'm getting wet. 1159 00:46:54,028 --> 00:46:55,029 God willing, I will be. 1160 00:47:03,081 --> 00:47:04,909 [cheering] 1161 00:47:18,923 --> 00:47:21,273 Good game, good game, good game. 1162 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:27,409 Who's up next. 1163 00:47:27,453 --> 00:47:28,671 Oh! 1164 00:47:28,715 --> 00:47:30,195 Yo, Marconi, a little privacy in here. 1165 00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:34,982 Well that's not gonna work on this girl. 1166 00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:37,811 MR. MARCONI: Why not? 1167 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,117 Because she's smart. 1168 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,640 She's not like all your freaking bimbos. 1169 00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:44,905 So why don't you ask her out on a freaking date? 1170 00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:45,906 I don't know, man. 1171 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:47,299 What do you want from me? 1172 00:47:47,342 --> 00:47:48,735 You know I move slow. 1173 00:47:48,778 --> 00:47:52,086 Look how long it took me to leave the store. 1174 00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,435 Well at least you did that, man. 1175 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:57,657 I don't know. 1176 00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:01,400 So what? 1177 00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:02,270 So she's smart. 1178 00:48:02,314 --> 00:48:03,576 So what, man? 1179 00:48:03,619 --> 00:48:05,970 She graduated top of her class at NYU. 1180 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:11,497 So you got that salutation thing from Crappy Johns. 1181 00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:14,935 Salutatorian. 1182 00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:16,067 That's what I said. 1183 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:17,459 That's second place, man. 1184 00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:19,897 Your kids are goona be like freaking nerds. 1185 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:23,117 Seriously, though, let's say like you 1186 00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:26,991 get hitched with this girl and things work out. 1187 00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:31,560 I hope that you will consider, still consider, 1188 00:48:31,604 --> 00:48:34,302 asking me to be your best man. 1189 00:48:34,346 --> 00:48:35,521 OK, Carm. 1190 00:48:35,564 --> 00:48:36,957 For real, though. 1191 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:41,179 Because tonight at the wedding, I hated that. 1192 00:48:41,222 --> 00:48:43,094 You know, when the brother's there and he's 1193 00:48:43,137 --> 00:48:45,618 in the groom's bridal party, and you know, 1194 00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:48,708 some other jerk is the best man. 1195 00:48:48,751 --> 00:48:49,883 I mean, that's not cool, you know, 1196 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,276 this his freaking brother. 1197 00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:52,538 Carm. 1198 00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:54,975 I want you to promise me. 1199 00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:56,629 I want you to promise me. 1200 00:48:56,672 --> 00:48:58,065 - Will you go to bed? - I promise. 1201 00:48:58,109 --> 00:48:59,023 Will you go to bed? 1202 00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:00,459 I'll go to bed, promise. 1203 00:49:00,502 --> 00:49:01,982 OK, you can be my best man. 1204 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:03,157 OK. 1205 00:49:03,201 --> 00:49:04,332 OK. 1206 00:49:04,376 --> 00:49:05,116 OK. 1207 00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,904 But what about LJ, because you-- 1208 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,384 Go to bed! 1209 00:49:12,427 --> 00:49:14,386 --you guys were tight in high school. 1210 00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:21,393 So you're living like real kings over here. 1211 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:23,003 Dad, if you came over here to argue, 1212 00:49:23,047 --> 00:49:24,352 we really don't have time. 1213 00:49:24,396 --> 00:49:26,572 That aint that brinjal from last Sunday? 1214 00:49:26,615 --> 00:49:28,443 Oh, that's how you greet me? 1215 00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:29,879 The brinjal? 1216 00:49:29,923 --> 00:49:32,186 The chicken you can just put in the microwave 1217 00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:33,622 and zap it for two minutes. 1218 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:35,537 Anthony, I know you probably think that I'm 1219 00:49:35,581 --> 00:49:38,279 a royal pain in the ass, OK? 1220 00:49:38,323 --> 00:49:41,848 I mean, I thought my father was a pain in the ass. 1221 00:49:41,891 --> 00:49:44,329 And I'm sure that he thought his father was a pain in the ass 1222 00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:46,026 too. 1223 00:49:46,070 --> 00:49:47,245 Great, we come from a long line of pains in the asses. 1224 00:49:47,288 --> 00:49:48,507 - Oh. - How did it go? 1225 00:49:48,550 --> 00:49:49,421 - Oh, mommy. - Come on. 1226 00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:50,335 How did it go? 1227 00:49:50,378 --> 00:49:51,597 Oh, mommy. 1228 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,338 How did the, how did the shoot go? 1229 00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:55,035 Would you stop doing that and look at me for a minute here? 1230 00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:56,558 What? 1231 00:49:56,602 --> 00:49:58,908 Last night, I sat down with your uncle, you hear? 1232 00:49:58,952 --> 00:50:01,563 And we talked it over and we decided 1233 00:50:01,607 --> 00:50:03,391 we'll let you two on the floor. 1234 00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:04,871 Give me a kiss. 1235 00:50:04,914 --> 00:50:06,133 Oh. 1236 00:50:06,177 --> 00:50:08,179 Like an angel, like an angel of mercy. 1237 00:50:08,222 --> 00:50:09,397 Here's your pants. 1238 00:50:09,441 --> 00:50:10,529 Assistant manager of sales. 1239 00:50:13,401 --> 00:50:17,362 No more wall to wall, no more bagging carpets, 1240 00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:19,842 and when it's slow you could even do something of that A 1241 00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:21,061 and P stuff there too. 1242 00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:22,454 OK? 1243 00:50:22,497 --> 00:50:25,283 What do you say? 1244 00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:26,458 What do you say? 1245 00:50:26,501 --> 00:50:28,025 Hey, you're not even dressed yet? 1246 00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:30,244 Relax, An, these things don't get started till noon. 1247 00:50:30,288 --> 00:50:31,289 [phone ringing] 1248 00:50:31,332 --> 00:50:32,681 What, what are we doing here? 1249 00:50:32,725 --> 00:50:34,031 Are we talking here or what? 1250 00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:35,380 MRS. MARCONI: Carmine, where's the phone? 1251 00:50:35,423 --> 00:50:36,555 Dad, that's a really nice offer and all, 1252 00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:38,992 but this time we got to pass. 1253 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,428 Yeah, we got new careers now, Dad. 1254 00:50:40,472 --> 00:50:41,560 Will you go in there and change? 1255 00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:45,564 CARMINE ON VOICEMAIL: Carmine is not here right now. 1256 00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:46,956 But Anthony is. 1257 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,134 Anthony, I'm too short in the field. 1258 00:50:50,177 --> 00:50:52,092 If you guys don't come back by tomorrow, 1259 00:50:52,136 --> 00:50:53,485 I've got no other choice. 1260 00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:55,182 I'm hiring some new guys. 1261 00:50:55,226 --> 00:50:56,488 CARMINE ON VOICEMAIL: [ON VOICEMAIL] 1262 00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:58,577 What the hell kind of message is that? 1263 00:50:58,620 --> 00:51:01,884 Macaronis, where in the damn hell are you? 1264 00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:03,756 I am at that church, the brides here. 1265 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:06,976 And I'm short a couple of assholes. 1266 00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:08,500 Fix your, fix your. 1267 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,859 What's up, Lou. How you doin? 1268 00:51:19,902 --> 00:51:21,904 What part of 11 o'clock don't you two brainiacs understand? 1269 00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:23,080 I'm so sorry, Lou. 1270 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:24,733 Traffic on the belt. - The belt? 1271 00:51:24,777 --> 00:51:26,083 I'm going to give you my belt. Now 1272 00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:27,475 you, get the lights started. 1273 00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:29,086 Go! 1274 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:30,913 You, you're going to need wireless mics, because I'm 1275 00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:32,393 going be stuck up in the rafters because 1276 00:51:32,437 --> 00:51:34,003 of that, that, that meat and potatoes [inaudible].. 1277 00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:35,179 Go! Where is those mice? 1278 00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:36,005 Where are those mics? 1279 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:44,797 PRIEST: Pamela and Joseph, today marks the beginning 1280 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,494 of a new adventure. 1281 00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:48,017 Pst. 1282 00:51:48,061 --> 00:51:49,236 PRIEST: An adventure that, God willing, will take 1283 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,717 you through your life together. 1284 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,893 Listen, don't sweat it, man. 1285 00:51:53,936 --> 00:51:54,894 You've got time, all right? 1286 00:51:54,937 --> 00:51:56,896 Sh. 1287 00:51:56,939 --> 00:51:58,941 PRIEST: Pamela, repeat after me. 1288 00:51:58,985 --> 00:52:00,160 I, Pamela. 1289 00:52:00,204 --> 00:52:01,118 I, Pamela. 1290 00:52:01,161 --> 00:52:02,119 Take you, Joseph. 1291 00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:03,163 Take you, Joseph. 1292 00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:05,252 To be my lawful wedded husband. 1293 00:52:05,296 --> 00:52:07,559 To be my lawful wedded husband. 1294 00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:08,821 In good times [feedback] or in bad. 1295 00:52:08,864 --> 00:52:10,823 In good times and [feedback]. 1296 00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:12,433 Better or for worse. 1297 00:52:12,477 --> 00:52:14,174 Be-- [feedback]. 1298 00:52:14,218 --> 00:52:15,958 In sick-- [feedback] or in health. 1299 00:52:16,002 --> 00:52:16,916 [feedback] or in health. 1300 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:18,178 [feedback] or for poorer. 1301 00:52:18,222 --> 00:52:19,527 Richer or for [feedback]. 1302 00:52:19,571 --> 00:52:21,399 [feedback] death do us part. 1303 00:52:21,442 --> 00:52:24,532 Death do us part. 1304 00:52:24,576 --> 00:52:26,447 Joseph, [radio interference]. 1305 00:52:30,103 --> 00:52:31,060 Shit. 1306 00:52:31,104 --> 00:52:32,497 Let me listen. 1307 00:52:32,540 --> 00:52:34,412 [radio interference] Let me listen. 1308 00:52:41,027 --> 00:52:43,464 BASEBALL ANNOUNCER: It's a big, deep drive. 1309 00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:44,987 It could go. 1310 00:52:45,031 --> 00:52:48,948 [thunder] A home run! 1311 00:52:48,991 --> 00:52:52,952 A home run over to the deepest part of left center field. 1312 00:52:52,995 --> 00:52:55,955 Fucking moron. 1313 00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:57,391 How could you forget something like that? 1314 00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:58,914 I don't know. I don't know. 1315 00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:00,612 You don't know? You don't know? 1316 00:53:00,655 --> 00:53:02,570 I saw him give you the batteries. 1317 00:53:02,614 --> 00:53:04,268 I got confused, man. 1318 00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:05,965 I, I, I thought I changed them out. 1319 00:53:06,008 --> 00:53:06,922 You got confused? 1320 00:53:06,966 --> 00:53:08,228 That's his golden rule. 1321 00:53:08,272 --> 00:53:10,187 When in doubt, change them out. 1322 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,100 [banging] 1323 00:53:11,144 --> 00:53:12,493 ANTHONY: Damn it, Carm! 1324 00:53:12,537 --> 00:53:14,452 All right, just take it easy, all right? 1325 00:53:14,495 --> 00:53:17,803 No, you fucking take it easy and get focused. 1326 00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:19,370 Focused. 1327 00:53:19,413 --> 00:53:21,589 Let me use the headphones here. 1328 00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:23,461 BASEBALL ANNOUNCER: We are brought to you by our friends 1329 00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:24,723 at Conte Carpet. 1330 00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:28,292 For lower prices and quality. 1331 00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:34,167 555- C-O-N-T-E that is 555-CONTE. 1332 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:38,476 What are you giving me this for? 1333 00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:40,391 [banging] 1334 00:53:40,434 --> 00:53:42,262 Hey, Macaronis, let's go. 1335 00:53:42,306 --> 00:53:46,223 They're starting the intros. 1336 00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:48,181 Hey, boss man. 1337 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,270 What you working on in there? 1338 00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:55,188 Hi8, Mini DVD, high definition? 1339 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,102 Not now. 1340 00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:58,539 OK, pal? 1341 00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:00,324 DJ: Ladies and gentleman, it is my honor and privilege 1342 00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:04,284 to introduce to you, for the first time as husband and wife, 1343 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:07,244 please make some noise for the new Mr. and Mrs. 1344 00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:09,681 Joseph and Pam Fitz Alto. 1345 00:54:09,724 --> 00:54:14,163 [cheering] 1346 00:54:14,207 --> 00:54:15,121 Good, watch the mic. 1347 00:54:15,164 --> 00:54:16,427 Get the moment. 1348 00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:18,298 All right, you just gotta tell him, man. 1349 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:19,517 No, man. 1350 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,041 I don't think that's a good idea. 1351 00:54:22,084 --> 00:54:23,347 OK, you too. 1352 00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:25,523 Look up at the camera. 1353 00:54:25,566 --> 00:54:26,959 That's good. 1354 00:54:27,002 --> 00:54:28,308 It's an honest mistake, Carm, he'll understand. 1355 00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:29,701 No, listen to me, man. 1356 00:54:29,744 --> 00:54:31,833 It's just a few lines, I think I could fix it. 1357 00:54:31,877 --> 00:54:33,313 Carm, it's their vows. 1358 00:54:33,357 --> 00:54:34,967 It's the most important part, all right? 1359 00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:36,664 I'm going to him. 1360 00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:37,926 All right, you do that, you can kiss our sweet ass goodbye. 1361 00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:39,537 DJ: All right, ladies and gentlemen, 1362 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:40,799 at this point in time, we'd like everyone to please-- 1363 00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:42,714 Dude, let me just ask you this, OK? 1364 00:54:42,757 --> 00:54:44,193 One question. 1365 00:54:44,237 --> 00:54:46,979 Have I ever, ever let you down. 1366 00:54:47,022 --> 00:54:48,067 What are you talking about? 1367 00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:50,417 It's two days in a row with you. 1368 00:54:50,461 --> 00:54:52,985 Yeah, but when it came time to step it up, 1369 00:54:53,028 --> 00:54:54,856 did I not step it up? 1370 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:57,990 No, Carm, I know you're just going to make things worse. 1371 00:54:58,033 --> 00:54:59,339 How could it be any worse, man? 1372 00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:00,514 We got five minutes of play by play where 1373 00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:01,776 the freaking vows should be. 1374 00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:04,039 [laughter] 1375 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,302 Excuse me? 1376 00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:06,259 Nothing. 1377 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:07,782 No, no, no. 1378 00:55:07,826 --> 00:55:08,870 I thought I heard something, I just wanted to know. 1379 00:55:08,914 --> 00:55:10,394 I didn't say nothing, buddy. 1380 00:55:10,437 --> 00:55:12,004 You didn't say nothing? Because I thought I heard-- 1381 00:55:12,047 --> 00:55:13,397 [crash] 1382 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,615 - Don't talk to him like that. - What are you? 1383 00:55:14,659 --> 00:55:16,356 His bodyguard? - Hey, hey, hey. 1384 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,445 You don't talk to him like that. 1385 00:55:18,489 --> 00:55:20,317 This is my kitchen, so get the hell out of here. 1386 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,361 Oh, yeah? You own this place? 1387 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:23,276 Huh, comrade? 1388 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,626 Why don't you back the fuck off and let me have 1389 00:55:25,670 --> 00:55:27,585 a conversation with my brother. OK? 1390 00:55:27,628 --> 00:55:29,064 You got a lot of shit here to do, don't you? 1391 00:55:29,108 --> 00:55:30,936 You don't point the finger at me. 1392 00:55:30,979 --> 00:55:32,851 I don't point the finger at you? 1393 00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,200 I point whatever the fuck I want. 1394 00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:35,375 Carm, don't. 1395 00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:36,942 I point whatever the fuck I want. 1396 00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:39,597 Listen, you want some Portugeuse love? 1397 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,165 Yes, right fucking here and right fucking now. 1398 00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:45,472 [shouting] 1399 00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:01,923 Ow! 1400 00:56:05,013 --> 00:56:06,493 Do you see? 1401 00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:08,103 He grabbed my finger, he almost ripped my finger off. 1402 00:56:08,147 --> 00:56:09,714 - Look at me. - Where the fuck were you? 1403 00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:10,584 Look at me. 1404 00:56:10,628 --> 00:56:12,107 Look at me. 1405 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:13,805 You're killing me, with the sound, with the girl, 1406 00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:14,936 you're killing me here. 1407 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:16,634 No, no, no. 1408 00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,505 You don't blame the girl on me, you don't blame the girl me. 1409 00:56:18,549 --> 00:56:19,637 She's totally into you. 1410 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,507 Will you stop with that. 1411 00:56:20,551 --> 00:56:22,030 No, no, no, no, no. 1412 00:56:22,074 --> 00:56:24,468 She came up to me before and she was asking if you 1413 00:56:24,511 --> 00:56:26,426 were single, married, divorced. 1414 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,601 Divorced? 1415 00:56:27,645 --> 00:56:28,689 She thinks, she thinks I'm divorced? 1416 00:56:28,733 --> 00:56:30,169 No, man. 1417 00:56:30,212 --> 00:56:31,605 I told her you're playing the field, you know? 1418 00:56:31,649 --> 00:56:32,780 What? 1419 00:56:32,824 --> 00:56:34,173 No, like in a good way. 1420 00:56:34,216 --> 00:56:36,523 Like, you're getting a lot of offers and shit. 1421 00:56:36,567 --> 00:56:37,916 Mind your business. 1422 00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:39,570 OK? 1423 00:56:39,613 --> 00:56:42,050 Just, just, just give me, just give me a few hours please. 1424 00:56:42,094 --> 00:56:42,964 OK? 1425 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:44,183 I can fix this. 1426 00:56:44,226 --> 00:56:45,402 I can do this. 1427 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:46,620 Please? 1428 00:56:46,664 --> 00:56:48,753 I can do this, please. - A few hours? 1429 00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:49,971 Yes. 1430 00:56:50,015 --> 00:56:51,190 To like dinner. 1431 00:56:51,233 --> 00:56:52,147 Til dinner? 1432 00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:53,714 Yeah. 1433 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:56,761 OK, and then you'll stop whether it's fixed or not. 1434 00:56:56,804 --> 00:56:57,588 Promise. 1435 00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:02,288 You want me to sign another cocktail napkin? 1436 00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:03,420 I'll sign a cocktail napkin for you. 1437 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:07,598 CARMINE: Thank you so much. 1438 00:57:07,641 --> 00:57:09,948 So damn much. 1439 00:57:09,991 --> 00:57:13,473 Hey, there they are, folk, for the first time 1440 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:14,561 ever as husband and wife. 1441 00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:15,475 Come on, guy. 1442 00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:16,737 What do you want now? 1443 00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:18,783 It seems like yesterday you were running 1444 00:57:18,826 --> 00:57:20,785 around the backyard, now you're all grown 1445 00:57:20,828 --> 00:57:22,134 up with such a beautiful bride. 1446 00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:23,004 Congratulations. 1447 00:57:23,048 --> 00:57:24,397 I'm sor, that's good. 1448 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,747 Take the microphone out and cut this thing. 1449 00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:27,661 Where the hell is he? 1450 00:57:27,705 --> 00:57:29,271 What, did he fall in? 1451 00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:30,795 I think he said something about the shrimp cocktail. 1452 00:57:30,838 --> 00:57:32,144 I had the shrimp cocktail. 1453 00:57:32,187 --> 00:57:33,841 There's nothing wrong with the shrimp, 1454 00:57:33,885 --> 00:57:35,887 we're going to have to what they call a take two on this. 1455 00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:37,541 You've heard that term, haven't you? 1456 00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:38,803 Oh, it's no big deal. 1457 00:57:38,846 --> 00:57:42,807 It's just a little post game report. 1458 00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:44,678 Part of the standard package. 1459 00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:45,592 I hope you don't mind. 1460 00:57:45,636 --> 00:57:46,506 You don't mind, do you? 1461 00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:47,986 I do, actually. 1462 00:57:48,029 --> 00:57:50,336 I'm sorry, you what? 1463 00:57:50,379 --> 00:57:52,860 I do. 1464 00:57:52,904 --> 00:57:53,905 Can you hold that for a second? 1465 00:58:04,263 --> 00:58:06,657 MR. BURNS: Wait a minute. 1466 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:10,399 All right, wait, wait, all right, cut, cut. 1467 00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:12,053 How many times do we have to do this stick? 1468 00:58:12,097 --> 00:58:13,011 I'm sorry, Lou. 1469 00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:14,578 I don't have enough hands. 1470 00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:16,493 Yeah, well now you know why I hired two of you bozos. 1471 00:58:16,536 --> 00:58:17,798 Pig in a blanket? 1472 00:58:17,842 --> 00:58:21,585 Hey, uh, Trixie, I'll take those. 1473 00:58:21,628 --> 00:58:24,718 So, um, what's up with your brother? 1474 00:58:24,762 --> 00:58:25,632 What? 1475 00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:26,981 What's going on? 1476 00:58:27,025 --> 00:58:28,461 He just locked me out of the bridal suite 1477 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,331 and got all my gear in there. 1478 00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:33,945 Not Pamela, Pam. 1479 00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:34,989 Can I call you Pam? 1480 00:58:35,033 --> 00:58:36,382 Yeah, sure. 1481 00:58:36,425 --> 00:58:38,297 You're doing good? You feel all right? 1482 00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,211 Yeah. 1483 00:58:39,254 --> 00:58:40,995 This is kind of fun. 1484 00:58:41,039 --> 00:58:41,953 I know. 1485 00:58:41,996 --> 00:58:42,780 You're doing really good. 1486 00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:44,912 You think so? 1487 00:58:44,956 --> 00:58:46,697 You want to help us record sound for a little bit? 1488 00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:48,612 Uh. 1489 00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:49,961 Can I, sort of, get you in trouble? 1490 00:58:50,004 --> 00:58:50,875 Yeah, no, no, no. 1491 00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:52,311 It's cool. 1492 00:58:52,354 --> 00:58:53,834 She's got a real weak spot for that maitre d. 1493 00:58:53,878 --> 00:58:55,053 You're very attractive. 1494 00:58:55,096 --> 00:58:55,967 Really? 1495 00:58:56,010 --> 00:58:57,838 You're like a wild cat. 1496 00:58:57,882 --> 00:58:59,840 I want to tame you. 1497 00:58:59,884 --> 00:59:01,015 I'm untameable. 1498 00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:03,452 No, everybody's tameable. 1499 00:59:03,496 --> 00:59:06,630 You gonna scratch me up with that mustache? 1500 00:59:06,673 --> 00:59:08,675 OK, all right. 1501 00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:10,198 Come on. 1502 00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,940 I want to get that ice sculpture before it melts. 1503 00:59:12,984 --> 00:59:14,159 Roger that, Lou. 1504 00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:15,769 OK. 1505 00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:18,206 At the end of the ceremony, there was a moment there, 1506 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,121 you got a little emotional. 1507 00:59:20,165 --> 00:59:22,863 You know, you got a little. 1508 00:59:22,907 --> 00:59:23,821 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1509 00:59:23,864 --> 00:59:24,691 Yeah. 1510 00:59:24,735 --> 00:59:25,910 Yeah. 1511 00:59:25,953 --> 00:59:26,780 I was crying. 1512 00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:29,740 Yeah. 1513 00:59:29,783 --> 00:59:36,050 What exactly was that moment in the ceremony, you know, 1514 00:59:36,094 --> 00:59:40,838 the part where, what was the specific line? 1515 00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:41,708 The line? 1516 00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:42,622 Yeah. 1517 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:45,407 That really moved you. 1518 00:59:45,451 --> 00:59:48,062 Will you put yourself in that place right now for me? 1519 00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:49,716 Sure, OK. 1520 00:59:49,760 --> 01:00:01,902 Um, I will cherish and honor you all the days of my life. 1521 01:00:05,297 --> 01:00:06,428 Holy shit. 1522 01:00:06,472 --> 01:00:08,735 I'm sorry, I'm crying. 1523 01:00:08,779 --> 01:00:11,346 Joe. 1524 01:00:11,390 --> 01:00:12,913 You better watch out, I'm going to marry her. 1525 01:00:12,957 --> 01:00:13,827 [laughter] 1526 01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:14,785 Sorry. 1527 01:00:14,828 --> 01:00:16,134 No, I'm gonna marry you. 1528 01:00:18,310 --> 01:00:19,746 Ladies and gentlemen, at this point in time, 1529 01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:21,226 I'm going to slow things down a bit. 1530 01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:22,401 We'd like to invite all the couples 1531 01:00:22,444 --> 01:00:25,273 out here onto the dance floor. 1532 01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:26,666 No. 1533 01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:29,234 Swing over this way. 1534 01:00:29,277 --> 01:00:31,540 OK, now check the lights, no shadows, watch the shadows. 1535 01:00:31,584 --> 01:00:32,454 Good. 1536 01:00:32,498 --> 01:00:35,153 We love you Pamela! 1537 01:00:35,196 --> 01:00:36,937 - Did you get that? - Yeah, I got it. 1538 01:00:36,981 --> 01:00:38,199 Good, good, good. 1539 01:00:38,243 --> 01:00:40,114 Hey, uh, Father, how are you doing? 1540 01:00:40,158 --> 01:00:41,812 I was hoping to get, like, a little bit, uh, 1541 01:00:41,855 --> 01:00:42,987 interview with you-- 1542 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:44,684 Do me a favor. 1543 01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:47,339 It's just I'm not a big fan of the spotlight. 1544 01:00:47,382 --> 01:00:48,732 So I was thinking about what you said 1545 01:00:48,775 --> 01:00:50,690 last night about starting your own business, 1546 01:00:50,734 --> 01:00:51,691 going out on your own. 1547 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,650 It's still a long way off. 1548 01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:56,174 Well, maybe not, you know, if you partner up with somebody 1549 01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:58,916 and split the overhead and start up costs. 1550 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,092 Perhaps just something, a quick quote from the something 1551 01:01:01,135 --> 01:01:02,354 you said on the altar, maybe. 1552 01:01:02,397 --> 01:01:03,442 Here, Lorraine, you're the big talker, 1553 01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:04,748 you take the microphone. 1554 01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:07,185 Pam and Joe, I just want to tell you-- 1555 01:01:07,228 --> 01:01:08,186 Woo! 1556 01:01:08,229 --> 01:01:09,840 You're fucking awesome man! 1557 01:01:09,883 --> 01:01:10,710 [crash] 1558 01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:13,191 Watch the way. 1559 01:01:13,234 --> 01:01:15,236 Listen, if it's money you're worried about, I can help out. 1560 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,542 I have excellent credit. 1561 01:01:16,585 --> 01:01:18,196 Oh, I appreciate the offer, Anthony. 1562 01:01:18,239 --> 01:01:19,588 Really, I do. 1563 01:01:19,632 --> 01:01:20,981 But to take a gamble like that at this point, 1564 01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:23,505 it's just not possible. 1565 01:01:23,549 --> 01:01:24,681 3 o'clock, Lou, you got waterworks. 1566 01:01:24,724 --> 01:01:25,594 What? 1567 01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:26,465 3 o'clock. 1568 01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:28,423 Oh. 1569 01:01:28,467 --> 01:01:29,773 Well, why not? 1570 01:01:29,816 --> 01:01:31,905 What, you have kids to support or something? 1571 01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:33,385 Hey, where's the bride, where's the bride? 1572 01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:36,214 She's right behind you, Lou. 1573 01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:38,042 My big little baby. 1574 01:01:44,831 --> 01:01:48,313 Ain't nobody [inaudible]. 1575 01:01:48,356 --> 01:01:50,010 Amen. 1576 01:01:50,054 --> 01:01:51,533 So what do you think, man? 1577 01:01:51,577 --> 01:01:52,752 It's not even close. 1578 01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:54,145 Oh, come on, man. 1579 01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:55,886 Give me a shot at that, let me try it again. 1580 01:01:55,929 --> 01:01:57,931 No, we agreed until dinner and now that's it. 1581 01:01:57,975 --> 01:01:59,585 You guys are done. - What are you talking about? 1582 01:01:59,628 --> 01:02:00,847 Listen, they just served the salads. 1583 01:02:00,891 --> 01:02:02,588 Which happens to be the first course. 1584 01:02:02,631 --> 01:02:05,983 No, the clam chowder is the first course, am I right, T? 1585 01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:07,636 Technically, a salad is considered 1586 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:09,856 an appetizer when followed by soup, pasta, or risotto. 1587 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:11,728 Carm, Carm, I don't care. 1588 01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:12,641 You're finished. 1589 01:02:12,685 --> 01:02:13,599 OK? 1590 01:02:13,642 --> 01:02:14,992 You call yourself family? 1591 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,297 I'm gonna, I'm gonna. 1592 01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:17,777 Listen, come on, don't get on him. 1593 01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:19,431 He's the only one who's helping me out here. 1594 01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:21,955 He's a freaking wiz with this shit. 1595 01:02:21,999 --> 01:02:23,783 Well I took a couple community classes back at home. 1596 01:02:23,827 --> 01:02:25,132 Oh, you did? 1597 01:02:25,176 --> 01:02:26,655 You took a couple community-- - OK, OK. 1598 01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:30,311 Into my office, big guy. 1599 01:02:30,355 --> 01:02:32,574 Now, tell me exactly what she said to you. 1600 01:02:32,618 --> 01:02:34,663 No, I don't, I don't want to talk about it. 1601 01:02:34,707 --> 01:02:36,753 No, I'm not lying to you, man. 1602 01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:38,450 All right? 1603 01:02:38,493 --> 01:02:40,757 She told me, she asked me all these things about you. 1604 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,933 Now, I don't know whether she was just shooting the shit, 1605 01:02:42,976 --> 01:02:45,587 or she was interested or you know, 1606 01:02:45,631 --> 01:02:47,198 she's got a cute sister or what. 1607 01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:48,112 You know? 1608 01:02:48,155 --> 01:02:50,549 I don't know. 1609 01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:52,594 And that's the point, man. 1610 01:02:52,638 --> 01:02:56,033 Neither will you if you don't just go out there 1611 01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:58,165 and fucking do something about it, man. 1612 01:02:58,209 --> 01:02:59,950 Do you want me to start talking this in, chief? 1613 01:02:59,993 --> 01:03:01,647 Yes, yes, do that, do that. 1614 01:03:08,132 --> 01:03:11,744 I'm gonna put this in my best man speech to you, man. 1615 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:16,009 It's you and me right here, right now. 1616 01:03:16,053 --> 01:03:17,706 When you walked in here and you were all upset 1617 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,360 and you wanted to throw everything away, 1618 01:03:19,404 --> 01:03:20,840 you wanted to give everything up. 1619 01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:23,582 And then you realized that this chick, 1620 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:26,454 she may be the best thing that ever happened to you. 1621 01:03:26,498 --> 01:03:30,154 And if you didn't just take fuck it, 1622 01:03:30,197 --> 01:03:32,634 and I promise I won't curse in your speech, 1623 01:03:32,678 --> 01:03:35,159 and go out there and do something about it, 1624 01:03:35,202 --> 01:03:37,422 you may regret this for the rest of your life. 1625 01:03:41,252 --> 01:03:42,862 Look at you. 1626 01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,951 When you told me that you had a connection with her, 1627 01:03:44,995 --> 01:03:52,785 right, you said that crazier things have happened. 1628 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:55,614 Unless, you know what, I'll go out there, 1629 01:03:55,657 --> 01:03:59,487 I'll tell T let's forget everything and I'll go, 1630 01:03:59,531 --> 01:04:00,401 I'll cover Lou. 1631 01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:05,537 No, no, no. 1632 01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:07,104 Just hurry up, all right? 1633 01:04:07,147 --> 01:04:08,496 All right? 1634 01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:09,758 All right. 1635 01:04:09,802 --> 01:04:10,542 Look at this face. 1636 01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:14,938 Go get em, tiger. 1637 01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:23,816 Well he's dead in the water. 1638 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:26,775 Can I get the, uh, let me get that thing. 1639 01:04:26,819 --> 01:04:30,692 Yeah, just give, Trev, give me the whole thing. 1640 01:04:30,736 --> 01:04:31,693 Oops. 1641 01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:32,825 Oh, nope, nope, nope. 1642 01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:39,397 Jack, neat please. 1643 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:40,877 Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for joining 1644 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,487 us out here on the dance floor. 1645 01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:43,923 We'd like to ask everyone to please find their seats, 1646 01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:45,316 in just a few moments, we're gonna get 1647 01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:46,883 ready for some Greek dancing. 1648 01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:48,449 Thanks, we'll be right back. - Listen, Lou. 1649 01:04:48,493 --> 01:04:49,842 I gotta go. I gotta shoot this. 1650 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,017 Huh? 1651 01:04:51,061 --> 01:04:52,323 - I gotta shoot this. - All right? 1652 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:53,237 I'll see ya. 1653 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,151 Hey. 1654 01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:55,630 Thanks very much. 1655 01:04:55,674 --> 01:04:57,589 Could I have another, um-- 1656 01:04:57,632 --> 01:05:00,157 Hey, Father, how you doing? 1657 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,420 Oh sorry, laddy. 1658 01:05:02,463 --> 01:05:03,943 I didn't mean to get you in trouble before. 1659 01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:05,510 - Oh, no. - Roger that, padre. 1660 01:05:05,553 --> 01:05:07,947 It's actually not even about that. 1661 01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:12,647 I'm having, like, sort of, like a, like personal issues. 1662 01:05:12,691 --> 01:05:13,866 All right, give me a minute here. 1663 01:05:17,522 --> 01:05:18,349 Hey. 1664 01:05:21,308 --> 01:05:22,831 Macaroni, get your lazy asses-- 1665 01:05:33,451 --> 01:05:34,452 It's all gone? 1666 01:05:34,495 --> 01:05:35,583 It's OK, later, after, after. 1667 01:05:35,627 --> 01:05:37,150 We'll get some after. 1668 01:05:37,194 --> 01:05:39,283 You know, you told me we were going to your office. 1669 01:05:39,326 --> 01:05:42,112 Yeah, this is my office, I did some, oh, the hair, oh, easy 1670 01:05:42,155 --> 01:05:43,113 with the hair. 1671 01:05:43,156 --> 01:05:44,244 One thing, though. 1672 01:05:44,288 --> 01:05:45,593 [laughter] 1673 01:05:49,554 --> 01:05:50,555 Hey. 1674 01:05:50,598 --> 01:05:53,688 Hey, where did you run off to? 1675 01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:55,429 Had to powder my nose. 1676 01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:58,867 Oh, should've told Lou, he's flipping a lid out there. 1677 01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:04,264 Yeah, I realize that, but I wanted to talk to you, so. 1678 01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:05,222 Oh. 1679 01:06:05,265 --> 01:06:07,615 Uh, can we walk and talk? 1680 01:06:07,659 --> 01:06:08,442 Yeah. 1681 01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:20,367 And then the wife, she's sick, she's in the hospital. 1682 01:06:20,411 --> 01:06:24,676 Hospital bills piling up, I'm, I'm really strongly 1683 01:06:24,719 --> 01:06:27,809 considering the d word. 1684 01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:29,724 Son, you made a commitment, did you not? 1685 01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:30,987 Yeah, I know. 1686 01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:32,423 I know. 1687 01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:34,686 And I keep thinking back to my wedding, you know? 1688 01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:39,734 I keep on thinking back to the, uh, vows that I took, you know? 1689 01:06:39,778 --> 01:06:41,954 - The vows, yes. - Yeah. 1690 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:43,651 They can guide you in times like this. 1691 01:06:46,611 --> 01:06:48,221 Cheese and crackers. 1692 01:06:48,265 --> 01:06:50,615 If only I could remember them. 1693 01:06:50,658 --> 01:06:55,837 Son, you made a promise to God for better or for worse, 1694 01:06:55,881 --> 01:06:58,666 in sickness and in health, for richer for poorer. 1695 01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:06,935 And then, that's til? 1696 01:07:06,979 --> 01:07:08,285 Til death do you part. 1697 01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:12,811 Jesus Christ. 1698 01:07:12,854 --> 01:07:14,247 Holy shit. 1699 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:18,121 Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. 1700 01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:20,079 Anthony, I have to go shoot my thing. 1701 01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:21,385 I know this, I know this, I know this. 1702 01:07:21,428 --> 01:07:23,126 But answer me this one question. 1703 01:07:23,169 --> 01:07:26,651 One question, be honest. 1704 01:07:26,694 --> 01:07:31,438 Last night, did you feel for one moment 1705 01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:34,441 that there was something? 1706 01:07:34,485 --> 01:07:35,660 All right, ladies and gentleman, 1707 01:07:35,703 --> 01:07:36,835 at this point in time, we need to get 1708 01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:38,097 all the single ladies out here. 1709 01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:39,925 [cheering] 1710 01:07:39,968 --> 01:07:40,882 I gotta go do this. 1711 01:07:40,926 --> 01:07:41,796 I'm sorry. 1712 01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:48,064 John Hollywood. 1713 01:07:48,107 --> 01:07:49,456 God, you're like a secret agent. 1714 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,327 You got it, right? 1715 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:51,328 Yes! 1716 01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:53,330 Does this come off? 1717 01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:54,940 Let me see that chest. 1718 01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:55,767 Fuck. 1719 01:07:58,857 --> 01:08:00,293 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 1720 01:08:00,337 --> 01:08:01,816 we're going to kick it into gear. 1721 01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:05,298 I need everybody to put their hands together. 1722 01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:06,952 So this conversation is over? 1723 01:08:06,995 --> 01:08:08,345 Yeah, I gotta get back to work. 1724 01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:10,738 Come on, please. 1725 01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:12,131 Please. 1726 01:08:12,175 --> 01:08:13,567 I will cherish. 1727 01:08:13,611 --> 01:08:14,481 Better for worse. 1728 01:08:14,525 --> 01:08:15,395 And on-- 1729 01:08:15,439 --> 01:08:16,614 In sickness-- 1730 01:08:16,657 --> 01:08:17,615 It's like a fucking kung fu movie. 1731 01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:18,572 Relax, Hollywood. 1732 01:08:18,616 --> 01:08:20,052 It's just a [inaudible]. 1733 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,445 She's going to slip around a bit. 1734 01:08:21,488 --> 01:08:23,360 If you say that one more time, I'm going 1735 01:08:23,403 --> 01:08:25,101 to strangle you with your hat. 1736 01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:28,234 I'd rather you didn't, it's part of the uniform. 1737 01:08:28,278 --> 01:08:29,583 [moaning] 1738 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,457 Hey, Joe. 1739 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,849 Joe, have you seen my new guys around anywhere? 1740 01:08:34,893 --> 01:08:36,112 Yeah, they're inside talking to priests. 1741 01:08:36,155 --> 01:08:37,025 To priests? 1742 01:08:37,069 --> 01:08:38,157 Right in the bar. 1743 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:39,680 The bar. 1744 01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:41,247 Five minutes, guys. Let's go, rapido, let's move it. 1745 01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:42,509 I'll beg, I'll beg, I'll beg, I'll beg, right now. 1746 01:08:42,553 --> 01:08:45,686 No, no, please stand up. 1747 01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:47,558 [moaning] 1748 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:53,520 [clapping] 1749 01:08:54,521 --> 01:08:56,393 [moaning] 1750 01:08:58,003 --> 01:08:59,918 [clapping] 1751 01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:02,877 [rewinding] 1752 01:09:02,921 --> 01:09:04,314 Oops. 1753 01:09:04,357 --> 01:09:05,445 What, what, oops? 1754 01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:06,446 Nothing. 1755 01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:07,404 What are you talking about? 1756 01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:09,841 Something ooped here! 1757 01:09:09,884 --> 01:09:12,191 Last I saw, he was running of to the lavatory 1758 01:09:12,235 --> 01:09:13,323 like he was about to burst. 1759 01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:17,805 Did you hit record? 1760 01:09:17,849 --> 01:09:18,806 I thought it was the audio. 1761 01:09:18,850 --> 01:09:19,851 Oh, man. 1762 01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:21,853 You erased the original tape! 1763 01:09:21,896 --> 01:09:22,636 Macaroni! 1764 01:09:27,685 --> 01:09:29,382 You are amazing, there's so many girls 1765 01:09:29,426 --> 01:09:30,818 out here that are single. 1766 01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:33,256 Kiss me. 1767 01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:35,171 [screaming] 1768 01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:42,090 I just, I can't, I can't. 1769 01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:49,446 What, what, what's wrong? 1770 01:09:53,014 --> 01:09:53,885 I'm engaged. 1771 01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:58,846 What's up, Lou. 1772 01:09:58,890 --> 01:10:00,413 How you doing, man? 1773 01:10:00,457 --> 01:10:01,197 Aah! 1774 01:10:14,993 --> 01:10:16,168 Wish you would've helped me out 1775 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,518 with that fucking Lou Burns. 1776 01:10:18,562 --> 01:10:20,520 I was taking a lot of body shots. 1777 01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:22,653 Well, you brought it on yourself. 1778 01:10:22,696 --> 01:10:23,915 I think I broke my nose. 1779 01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,221 Is it swollen? Dude. 1780 01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:26,091 Dude! 1781 01:10:26,134 --> 01:10:28,789 Ant! 1782 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:31,923 Come on, man. 1783 01:10:31,966 --> 01:10:33,577 Anthony, don't be like this, man. 1784 01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:40,584 Screw Lou Burns, man. 1785 01:10:40,627 --> 01:10:42,934 Screw him! 1786 01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:44,109 Screw Maurice. 1787 01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:48,374 I bet there's a ton of video guys 1788 01:10:48,418 --> 01:10:50,202 that are dying to snatch us up. 1789 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:51,072 Anthony! 1790 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,252 Well, what are you doing, man? 1791 01:10:56,295 --> 01:10:58,210 What are you doing? 1792 01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:00,212 Hey! 1793 01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:01,692 Hey! 1794 01:11:01,735 --> 01:11:03,215 Ow! 1795 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:07,088 Don't throw my freaking Led Zeppelin [inaudible].. 1796 01:11:07,132 --> 01:11:08,002 You're out of my will! 1797 01:11:08,046 --> 01:11:10,788 You understand me? 1798 01:11:10,831 --> 01:11:14,095 You're out of my will. 1799 01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:15,967 God! 1800 01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:16,750 Fucking shit! 1801 01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:35,247 Ant, this is yours, Ant. 1802 01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:47,955 [phone ringing] 1803 01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:52,525 VOICEMAIL RECORDING: You've reached Marconi Video. 1804 01:11:52,569 --> 01:11:54,962 Carmine is not here right now. 1805 01:11:55,006 --> 01:11:57,878 But Anthony is and his big dick. 1806 01:11:57,922 --> 01:12:01,317 [laughter] [beep] 1807 01:12:02,622 --> 01:12:04,232 LAUREN: Hey, Anthony, it's Lauren. 1808 01:12:04,276 --> 01:12:08,715 Um, last night, I'm sorry for what happened, 1809 01:12:08,759 --> 01:12:10,326 it just went a little too far. 1810 01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:13,590 And the truth is, I'm getting married in three weeks. 1811 01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:19,900 And I got really confused when I met you, because you're great, 1812 01:12:19,944 --> 01:12:21,554 but I'm getting married. 1813 01:12:21,598 --> 01:12:26,646 So I'm really sorry and, uh, oh and you know, by the way, 1814 01:12:26,690 --> 01:12:28,213 Carmine totally lied to you, I never 1815 01:12:28,256 --> 01:12:29,562 asked if you were married. 1816 01:12:29,606 --> 01:12:31,695 I just wanted you to know that. 1817 01:12:31,738 --> 01:12:32,565 OK. 1818 01:12:32,609 --> 01:12:33,479 Bye. 1819 01:12:33,523 --> 01:12:35,002 [beep] 1820 01:12:40,138 --> 01:12:42,009 [ding] 1821 01:12:45,578 --> 01:12:48,102 Hey, how about a few words to the bride and groom. 1822 01:12:48,146 --> 01:12:49,800 Hey, come on. 1823 01:12:49,843 --> 01:12:50,888 What's the matter. 1824 01:12:50,931 --> 01:12:53,760 All right, I'm not in the mood. 1825 01:12:53,804 --> 01:12:56,589 You and An got 58 yards to pin up going to show room. 1826 01:12:56,633 --> 01:13:00,288 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean me and An? 1827 01:13:00,332 --> 01:13:03,030 Carpets and there's blood. 1828 01:13:03,074 --> 01:13:04,336 You wanna go out with Anthony? 1829 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,729 Go work with Anthony today? 1830 01:13:05,772 --> 01:13:07,426 No way I'm working with that guy, are you crazy? 1831 01:13:07,470 --> 01:13:08,732 Not a chance in hell. 1832 01:13:08,775 --> 01:13:09,689 Come on, I'll give you 50 bucks, here. 1833 01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:10,603 No, no, no. 1834 01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:11,561 This is bullshit. 1835 01:13:11,604 --> 01:13:12,388 This is bullshit. 1836 01:13:14,912 --> 01:13:15,913 It's OK. 1837 01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:17,305 This is going to be interesting. 1838 01:13:28,273 --> 01:13:31,755 I'm not putting up with your shit today, Carmine. 1839 01:13:31,798 --> 01:13:33,104 You're not putting up with my shit today? 1840 01:13:39,719 --> 01:13:41,199 Oh you want to go? 1841 01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:42,418 You want to step into my office? 1842 01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:43,375 You wanna go a couple rounds? 1843 01:13:47,466 --> 01:13:49,120 No biting! 1844 01:13:49,163 --> 01:13:51,514 [screaming] 1845 01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:01,480 You like that, huh? 1846 01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:02,916 You like that? 1847 01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:07,878 [yelling] 1848 01:14:25,156 --> 01:14:26,505 Get off me. 1849 01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:27,463 Get off of me, man. 1850 01:14:27,506 --> 01:14:29,073 No, you get off of me. 1851 01:14:29,116 --> 01:14:30,727 You're hurting my neck. 1852 01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:33,120 [laughter] 1853 01:14:33,164 --> 01:14:34,557 Your mother. 1854 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,514 Nice. 1855 01:14:35,558 --> 01:14:38,212 Good one. 1856 01:14:38,256 --> 01:14:39,605 Your mother. 1857 01:14:39,649 --> 01:14:41,433 [laughter] 1858 01:14:42,565 --> 01:14:43,435 All right. 1859 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,089 Oh, you're a schmuck. 1860 01:14:45,132 --> 01:14:46,090 OK, let go of me. 1861 01:14:46,133 --> 01:14:47,657 Ow. 1862 01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:48,484 Ow. 1863 01:14:55,055 --> 01:14:59,320 dude, What the hell are we doing here, man? 1864 01:14:59,364 --> 01:15:01,758 What the hell are we doing back here? 1865 01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:03,107 What are we doing here? 1866 01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:09,635 We're two smart guys, right? 1867 01:15:09,679 --> 01:15:10,723 I mean. 1868 01:15:10,767 --> 01:15:13,073 Yeah, that's half true. 1869 01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:17,077 We've got to do, we've got to go out and start our own video 1870 01:15:17,121 --> 01:15:17,948 business, you know? 1871 01:15:17,991 --> 01:15:19,384 Fuck this shit. 1872 01:15:19,427 --> 01:15:20,733 Yeah? 1873 01:15:20,777 --> 01:15:22,779 Do it like grandpa did it, man. 1874 01:15:22,822 --> 01:15:24,171 Go out on our own. 1875 01:15:24,215 --> 01:15:27,610 Well, after last night, who's going to hire us? 1876 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,873 I can think of somebody. 1877 01:15:38,316 --> 01:15:40,579 - No. - Yeah. 1878 01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:41,493 No. 1879 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:42,538 - Yeah. - No. 1880 01:15:42,581 --> 01:15:43,843 - Yeah. - No. 1881 01:15:43,887 --> 01:15:44,757 Yeah. 1882 01:15:44,801 --> 01:15:46,324 No! 1883 01:15:46,367 --> 01:15:47,760 There's our girl. 1884 01:15:47,804 --> 01:15:48,761 Yeah. 1885 01:15:48,805 --> 01:15:51,242 Oh boy, here they come. 1886 01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:54,288 It's your day sweetie, it's your day. 1887 01:15:54,332 --> 01:15:55,289 What is that? 1888 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:56,682 A beta max? 1889 01:15:56,726 --> 01:15:58,031 Hey, this was top of the line in it's day. 1890 01:15:58,075 --> 01:15:59,424 Yeah, looks good. 1891 01:15:59,467 --> 01:16:01,034 You got the sound all worked out, Carmine? 1892 01:16:01,078 --> 01:16:02,209 We've got the sound. 1893 01:16:02,253 --> 01:16:03,428 Let's say we're very professional. 1894 01:16:03,471 --> 01:16:04,603 - All right. - Big smile right here. 1895 01:16:04,647 --> 01:16:05,909 Oh, that's gorgeous. 1896 01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:07,301 Blow a kiss to Stephen, for Stephen now. 1897 01:16:07,345 --> 01:16:09,477 I'm not blowing a kiss to Stephen. 1898 01:16:09,521 --> 01:16:10,348 Can you blow a kiss? 1899 01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:11,697 Yes! 1900 01:16:11,741 --> 01:16:13,307 Oh, sweetie. Lipstick. 1901 01:16:13,351 --> 01:16:14,700 Lipstick, teeth. 1902 01:16:14,744 --> 01:16:17,181 Yeah, she's got lipstick all over her face. 1903 01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:18,399 That's a good catch. 1904 01:16:18,443 --> 01:16:20,750 Yeah. 1905 01:16:20,793 --> 01:16:22,926 You look great. 1906 01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:24,101 Thank you. 1907 01:16:24,144 --> 01:16:25,885 It's a little much. 1908 01:16:25,929 --> 01:16:26,930 No, it's great. 1909 01:16:26,973 --> 01:16:28,279 You're fine. 1910 01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:29,497 You're more than fine, you're beautiful. 1911 01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:30,542 Thank you. 1912 01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:32,849 I wouldn't mind shooting you. 1913 01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:34,590 I wouldn't mind being shot. 1914 01:16:34,633 --> 01:16:37,114 Really, you should sit for me sometime. 1915 01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:42,119 I'm doing a whole series of naked hairy men. 1916 01:16:42,162 --> 01:16:43,511 Thanks for this. 1917 01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:44,817 Yeah. 1918 01:16:44,861 --> 01:16:45,688 You nervous? 1919 01:16:45,731 --> 01:16:46,645 Yeah. 1920 01:16:46,689 --> 01:16:47,690 That's OK. 1921 01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:48,647 Terrified. 1922 01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:49,648 You'll be fine. 1923 01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:50,823 Yeah, I know. 1924 01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:51,737 Hi. 1925 01:16:51,781 --> 01:16:52,651 Hi. 1926 01:16:52,695 --> 01:16:54,218 What's your name? 1927 01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:57,874 Beep, beep, beep. 1928 01:16:57,917 --> 01:16:59,876 Please, would you stop screwing around? 1929 01:16:59,919 --> 01:17:03,793 Please stop screwing around. 1930 01:17:03,836 --> 01:17:05,664 That's better. 1931 01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:08,841 Stop walking back and forth and move back a little further. 1932 01:17:08,885 --> 01:17:11,017 Testing, testing, how's this now? 1933 01:17:11,061 --> 01:17:13,150 Can you hear me now? 1934 01:17:13,193 --> 01:17:15,543 Um, this is Anthony, the videographer. 1935 01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:16,327 Yeah, hi. 1936 01:17:19,591 --> 01:17:21,245 OK, Anthony. This is the Inas. 1937 01:17:21,288 --> 01:17:26,424 That's Tina, Gina, Mina, and this is my sister Liz. 1938 01:17:26,467 --> 01:17:28,644 Hi. 1939 01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:30,602 Nice to meet you. 1940 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:31,603 He's single. 1941 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,562 Sh. 1942 01:17:34,606 --> 01:17:36,086 This is officially the business. 1943 01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:36,956 Good wonderful. 1944 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,218 Keep going back. 1945 01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:39,480 Can you hear me now? 1946 01:17:39,524 --> 01:17:41,700 I can, yes, can you hear me now? 1947 01:17:41,744 --> 01:17:42,614 Yes. 1948 01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:43,833 Shut up. 1949 01:17:43,876 --> 01:17:45,573 Move back. 1950 01:17:45,617 --> 01:17:48,228 Listen, cowboy, I think you're being overly cautious here. 1951 01:17:48,272 --> 01:17:49,534 We've got this thing. 1952 01:17:49,577 --> 01:17:50,927 How many times I gotta tell you, T? 1953 01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:52,624 There are no take twos in this business, OK? 1954 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,886 You screw up, you die. 1955 01:17:53,930 --> 01:17:55,279 That's it. 1956 01:17:55,322 --> 01:17:57,281 OK that's fine. 1957 01:17:57,324 --> 01:18:00,197 I think they're about to start on the inside. 1958 01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:02,721 What? 1959 01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:03,940 Oh, crap. 1960 01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:05,724 My father was supportive and said, 1961 01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:08,248 as long as we shoot him a commercial, 1962 01:18:08,292 --> 01:18:09,423 he'd buy us the cameras. 1963 01:18:09,467 --> 01:18:11,643 Please, I don't mind at all. 1964 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:12,470 Thanks. 1965 01:18:19,564 --> 01:18:23,742 Uh, hi Carmine, these are the Inas. 1966 01:18:23,786 --> 01:18:25,439 Hi. 1967 01:18:25,483 --> 01:18:26,832 I heard there was a wedding sometime today. 1968 01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:30,749 I heard that too. 1969 01:18:30,793 --> 01:18:32,142 This is great stuff. 1970 01:18:32,185 --> 01:18:34,884 Nice meeting you. 1971 01:18:34,927 --> 01:18:37,756 We're t-minus five, here, I gotta pull you out of an orgy? 1972 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:40,193 Carm, give me a break, I was booking work in there. 1973 01:18:40,237 --> 01:18:41,934 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1974 01:18:41,978 --> 01:18:43,936 Half these chicks are getting married in the next few months 1975 01:18:43,980 --> 01:18:45,633 and you know who they want to hire? 1976 01:18:45,677 --> 01:18:48,288 Did you get a quote? 1977 01:18:48,332 --> 01:18:49,507 Hi. 1978 01:18:49,550 --> 01:18:51,378 Um, don't forget you owe me a dance. 1979 01:18:51,422 --> 01:18:53,554 Boys, boys, come one. 1980 01:18:53,598 --> 01:18:54,468 Boys! 1981 01:18:54,512 --> 01:18:55,861 Very good. 1982 01:18:55,905 --> 01:18:57,254 Boys, come on, they're starting, man, let's go. 1983 01:18:57,297 --> 01:18:59,604 Shit, shit, shit. 1984 01:18:59,647 --> 01:19:00,692 Come on, come on. 1985 01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:02,215 You know what I'm thinking? 1986 01:19:02,259 --> 01:19:03,782 Screw these churches, let's set up the synagogues, 1987 01:19:03,826 --> 01:19:05,175 get some of that bat mitzfah action going. 1988 01:19:05,218 --> 01:19:06,654 Bat mitzvahs? Are you serious? 1989 01:19:06,698 --> 01:19:08,221 Yeah. 1990 01:19:08,265 --> 01:19:09,396 T's telling me their throwing $50,000 to $60,000 a pop 1991 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:10,615 down on these things. 1992 01:19:10,658 --> 01:19:11,703 That's crazy, it's like a birthday 1993 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:12,704 party for a 13-year-old. 1994 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:13,836 I know, that's ridiculous. 1995 01:19:13,879 --> 01:19:16,534 I gotta get a pair of stilts. 1996 01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:19,015 Are we on? 1997 01:19:19,058 --> 01:19:21,669 [bird noises] Flipper. 1998 01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:23,497 [dolphin noises] 1999 01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:27,937 Hello, hello, you guys are married. 2000 01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:29,416 Can you see me? 2001 01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:31,897 Two words of advice, two favorite words 2002 01:19:31,941 --> 01:19:34,421 to say to get everything right in a marriage, yes dear. 2003 01:19:34,465 --> 01:19:35,814 I just wanted to thank you for letting 2004 01:19:35,858 --> 01:19:37,816 me be a part of your wedding. 2005 01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:41,777 And I had a great time and I love both of you guys. 2006 01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:43,343 I wish you nothing but the best of luck. 2007 01:19:43,387 --> 01:19:46,520 There are three things I've very proud of you Chris. 2008 01:19:46,564 --> 01:19:48,479 One, that you didn't become a fag, 2009 01:19:48,522 --> 01:19:50,829 and then you've become a real proper man's man. 2010 01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:51,917 A woman's delight. 2011 01:19:59,011 --> 01:20:03,973 B-A-U-S-E-I-S-T-E-R Bauseister! 2012 01:20:04,016 --> 01:20:05,191 Listen, man. 2013 01:20:05,235 --> 01:20:07,541 Big day for you big, big, big, day. 2014 01:20:07,585 --> 01:20:09,065 So proud of you. 2015 01:20:09,108 --> 01:20:10,066 Wonderful event, everything from the jumbo shrimp 2016 01:20:10,109 --> 01:20:11,894 down to the Heinekens. 2017 01:20:11,937 --> 01:20:14,766 You didn't miss a beat. 2018 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:32,001 This is Joey, watch out for this guy. 2019 01:20:32,044 --> 01:20:33,567 You guys got this happy thing going on. 2020 01:20:33,611 --> 01:20:34,960 Don't be like him. 2021 01:20:35,004 --> 01:20:36,483 Not that he's a bad guy, he's a marvelous guy. 2022 01:20:36,527 --> 01:20:38,007 A legend. You're talking to-- 2023 01:20:38,050 --> 01:20:39,704 It is a legend, and you guys are gonna be a legend. 2024 01:20:39,747 --> 01:20:41,097 Why? Because we love them. 2025 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,489 This is Nicole, give her a sandwich. 2026 01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:43,882 Woohoo! 2027 01:20:43,926 --> 01:20:46,885 You're my friend, Sal, Sal, come on over here. 2028 01:20:46,929 --> 01:20:49,148 I love this man, a man's got mozzarella 2029 01:20:49,192 --> 01:20:50,758 coming out of his ears. 2030 01:20:50,802 --> 01:20:52,586 And I just want to say I had a great time tonight. 2031 01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:55,372 Even though my hair is in absolute disarray. 2032 01:20:55,415 --> 01:20:56,590 It's not going to bother me, though. 2033 01:20:56,634 --> 01:20:58,505 You guys, you guys are the best. 2034 01:20:58,549 --> 01:21:00,333 And I wish you nothing but the best. 2035 01:21:00,377 --> 01:21:01,465 Congratulations. 2036 01:21:01,508 --> 01:21:03,293 I wish you the best of luck. 2037 01:21:03,336 --> 01:21:04,468 All the happiness in the world. 2038 01:21:04,511 --> 01:21:07,863 Weren't they great at the wedding? 2039 01:21:07,906 --> 01:21:09,168 Yes, they were awesome. 2040 01:21:09,212 --> 01:21:09,952 OK. 2041 01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,622 A toast for Val. 2042 01:21:28,666 --> 01:21:30,711 Roses are red, violets are blueish, 2043 01:21:30,755 --> 01:21:33,192 if it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish. 2044 01:21:33,236 --> 01:21:35,499 I'd like to say you're a cute couple, 2045 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:36,848 but I can't because you're so goddamn ugly. 2046 01:21:40,286 --> 01:21:42,245 You know what? 2047 01:21:42,288 --> 01:21:43,463 Don't even. 2048 01:21:43,507 --> 01:21:45,639 Don't even. 2049 01:21:45,683 --> 01:21:48,294 Um, I think you guys did it well. 2050 01:21:48,338 --> 01:21:50,601 And god bless us. 2051 01:21:50,644 --> 01:21:52,733 Have plenty of kids. 2052 01:21:52,777 --> 01:21:55,780 Keep the cash flowing, because you're going to need it. 2053 01:21:55,823 --> 01:22:05,094 And uh, hey, happy times and uh, happy trails, you know? 2054 01:22:05,137 --> 01:22:07,966 I'll see you around because I'm your brother. 2055 01:22:08,010 --> 01:22:09,707 Hey, hey. 128588