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Hey, how much farther is it
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to the castle of Horus Scrum?
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- Not far.
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- Yeah, you're probably
wondering how I keep up.
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- Nope.
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- See, I just focus
on my thigh muscles
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for an extra burst of speed.
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- Look, bud.
I'm used to working alone.
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- Taking breaks?
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You know I'd keep going,
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but you're the boss, so...
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- Evan, I warned you.
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Questing is not easy.
It's serious business.
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I'm worried you can't
take care of yourself.
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- Oh, me?
Puh-lease.
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I'm fine.
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I'm gonna be a big help to you.
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- Really? Okay,
well, then carry my sword.
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- I'm--do what now?
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Whoa!
I gotta put a new grip on it.
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Hold on.
Whoa.
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- My barbarian gut instinct
is telling me
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that you're gonna be a pain
in my barbarian butt.
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Okay.
Fine.
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Physical strength
is not my thing.
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But you don't have
to worry about me.
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Trolls have amazing
survival instincts.
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I can smell danger
a mile away.
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- So much for smelling danger.
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- Oh, come on, lady.
Don't take my snack.
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I'm hangry.
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- Ah, please don't let me
become a snack.
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- Do you promise
to pay attention
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and take care of yourself?
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- Yeah, I promise.
One more chance.
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- Sorry, bat.
Not your day.
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- So dramatic.
All you had to do was ask.
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Ah, thanks.
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- When we get
to the wizard's castle,
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maybe you should stay outside.
- No, no, no, no.
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I gotta make him see
what he did.
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Because of him,
my lute got destroyed.
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Look at this.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Look.
That is aggravated lute-icide.
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Oh.
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- Okay.
I know we just met, like,
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yesterday at a tavern,
but you gotta pick up the pace.
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Ditch the troll.
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- What?
Rude.
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- I can't.
I said he could come.
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- Said he could come?
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Oh, what, barbarians have
some sort of moral code?
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They can't ever go back
on their word?
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- That's right.
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It's a barbarian creed.
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- I'm just saying.
Less creed, more speed.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ A troll burned
his bridge ♪
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♪ A warrior lost her crown ♪
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♪ I'm not being poetic ♪
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♪ That's literally
what went down ♪
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♪ Together, their journey
has begun ♪
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♪ Combining might and melody ♪
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♪ To quest and smite a demon ♪
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♪ And find their true family ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian
and the Troll" ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian
and the Troll" ♪
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Oh!
This is futile.
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If I'm ever going
to get my revenge
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on that barbarian,
I'm going to need help.
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Can anyone lend me a hand,
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a leg, anything?
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-
- Oh.
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Oh, hello, little girl
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walking all alone on the path
with a goat.
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Any chance of giving
an old skeleton a lift?
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- My mom always taught me
never to talk
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to disembodied heads
on the side of the road.
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- That's oddly specific.
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- Yet here we are.
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- Silence!
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I demand you transport me.
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You know what to do, Helen.
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- No. No, no, no, no.
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No, no!
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You'll regret this.
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- Behold!
-
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- The greatest wizard in all
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of the local tri-village area,
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Horus Scrum.
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♪ ♪
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- Stay behind me.
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- You don't have
to tell me twice.
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♪ ♪
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- I speak to you
and only you, great wizard.
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Ready yourself for battle.
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Unless you are too cowardly.
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- Brendar the Barbarian
is in my throne room.
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Prepare to be smothered...
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♪ ♪
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In compliments!
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Ooh!
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Big fan.
Big, big fan.
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What--why is it so dark
in here?
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Alexa, lights on.
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Thank you, Alexa.
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Whoa.
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Welcome to my castle.
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Mi castle is su castle.
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- Is this how all wizards
initiate a battle?
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- Who said anything
about a battle?
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- The owl.
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- Hey, it got her here,
didn't it?
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- Point taken.
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Who are you?
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- Huh?
What?
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- Announce yourself.
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State your name
and what you want.
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- Um...
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I am Evan the musical troll
of Gothmoria.
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A-and I demand
that you repair my lute.
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By demand, I mean, um, please?
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- No.
- Okay then.
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- We need to work on that.
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- So, Brendar, I heard
you're a free agent,
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and I'm in need
of someone like you
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for an important
yet dangerous quest.
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- "Yet Dangerous"
is my middle name.
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- Aha!
- What kind of quest?
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- Stand back and behold
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the Quest Exposition
Explanation!
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Settle in, everyone.
Gather around.
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On the outskirts
of Gothmoria
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is a magical castle
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housing a most powerful
witch named Gnarlia.
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That amulet you see is mine!
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She took it from me,
and I want it back.
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-
- But it won't be easy.
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We gotta traverse
the Dark Forest of Torment,
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the Black Mountains
of Despair,
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and the Light Gray River
of Mild Inconveniences.
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We'll end
at the Castle Gnarlia.
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Brendar will smash down
the castle door,
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take out the guards
while I confront that witch.
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Have a magic spar,
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ending with me, the victor!
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Thank you.
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- What's so important about
this rock that you need me?
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- Well, you see this
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ordinary looking owl here
before you
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is actually
my beautiful daughter, Stacey.
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- What?
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- That evil witch Gnarlia
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turned my beautiful daughter
into an owl!
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- What?
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- Yeah, what's sad is that
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that evil witch
is Stacey's mother.
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- What?!
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- Mm.
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- Plot twist.
- Whoa!
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- Wow, an evil witch turned you
into an owl.
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That is so sad.
- Not really.
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I'm a total night person,
and I love to fly.
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Plus I get to poop on people,
which is not gross.
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It's natural.
- Hmm. Sure.
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- You don't need a barbarian.
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You need a family therapist.
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- We're losing her, Dad.
Seal the deal!
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- Uhh...wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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Uh, in exchange for your
all-inclusive barbarian escort
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for me to retrieve my amulet,
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you will win--poof!
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This bucket of gold.
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Bucket not included.
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- No, thanks.
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- If you need a bucket,
I got a guy.
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- Ah, how about this?
Uh, poof!
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This anagogic cloak
of displacement
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inscribed with mystical runes,
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and inside, a vest of illusion.
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- Holy moly.
Displacement and illusion?
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You gotta take that deal.
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- There's only one item
in this room
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that I will accept as payment.
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This axe.
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- That axe is cool,
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but the vest can take you
from day to night.
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- Tell her what she's won,
Axey.
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- The duel-plated
demon chopper!
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Forged in the seventh
lower level of Hagmord,
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then cooled in the tears
of a dragon.
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I come complete
with a comfort-grip handle,
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making me a quintessential
questing must.
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Demons beware,
because you're getting chopped.
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Offer valid in 29 kingdoms.
Some restrictions apply.
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- Ah, well, it's no
sparkly vest but whatevs.
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- Yes, but she has been
dipped in dragon's tears.
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- Some restrictions apply.
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- And only axes dipped
in dragon's tears
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have the power
to destroy demons.
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- Depending on restrictions.
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- And I know just the demon
I wanna destroy.
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- So what do you say, Brendar?
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Can I get you in a quest today?
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- Wizard Scrum,
I accept your offer.
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And I solemnly pledge
to protect you
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on your quest to retrieve
your magical amulet.
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- Sweet.
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Who's hungry?
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We do an excellent garlic mash.
- Yum!
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- It's made by skeletons,
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so look out for bones.
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- Boy, some people
will do anything these days
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to get a-head.
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- Impudent sky vermin,
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I am the leader
of the great undead army.
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- Check it.
It's alive-ish.
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- Where's the rest of you, pal?
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- You will take me
to the castle
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of the wizard, Horus Scrum,
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where I will rebuild my body.
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- Well, we love
to help strangers.
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Don't we, Norm?
- Oh, yeah.
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That's all we do around here
is help, help, help.
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Yeah.
So help me.
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- And then the centaur says,
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"Well, clearly you bet
on the wrong half."
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- That's a weird way
to lose money.
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Oh, hi.
Uh, no thanks.
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I'm so excited about going
on this journey,
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I've lost my appetite.
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- Wait a second.
I didn't hire the purple guy.
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What are you doing here,
purple guy?
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- What?
Brendar.
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Tell him I'm part of the quest.
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- It's his quest.
You tell him.
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Ask the nice wizard
if you can come.
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- Yeah, he who pays
has the say.
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- That's right.
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- All right.
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I'm the guy who's gonna
write songs about your quest.
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Songs that everybody
in Gothmoria will sing.
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- Mm.
- Especially a certain witch.
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- Ooh.
I like the sound of that.
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Sing me one of 'em.
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- Oh, I would,
but one of your skeletons
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back at the tavern
destroyed my lute.
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- Oh.
Say no more.
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Mmmm--poof!
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It's en-jazzled.
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♪ I know you're fearless ♪
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♪ I know you're brave ♪
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♪ Sure, there's an owl
we gotta save ♪
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♪ But what about glory? ♪
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♪ Hey, what about fame? ♪
258
00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:45,137
♪ What's the point
of questing ♪
259
00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:46,758
♪ If no one knows your name? ♪
260
00:10:46,827 --> 00:10:48,862
♪ A girl got turned
into an owl ♪
261
00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,620
♪ And no one heard that news ♪
262
00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:52,827
♪ If no one performs,
no one's informed ♪
263
00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:54,793
- ♪ Well, color me amused ♪
264
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:58,241
- ♪ I'm the one that gets
the people clapping ♪
265
00:10:58,310 --> 00:10:59,931
♪ You gotta have songs ♪
266
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,862
♪ Or it didn't happen ♪
267
00:11:02,931 --> 00:11:05,586
♪ Music keeps the skellys' toes
a-tappin ' ♪
268
00:11:05,655 --> 00:11:06,896
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
269
00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:09,310
♪ Songs or it didn't happen ♪
270
00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,517
Songs or it didn't happen.
271
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,206
♪ I could tell them a tale ♪
272
00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:14,241
♪ About Horus the Great ♪
273
00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,206
♪ His magnificence
is only matched ♪
274
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,517
♪ If you travel out of state ♪
275
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:20,137
♪ With a barbarian,
some skeletons ♪
276
00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:22,068
♪ And a troll
with perfect pitch ♪
277
00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:23,896
♪ He quested and he bested ♪
278
00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:25,896
♪ A nasty little witch ♪
279
00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:28,655
♪ All hail Horus the Great ♪
280
00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:29,896
Come on!
281
00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:32,137
♪ All hail
Horus the Great ♪
282
00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:33,689
- Wanna dance?
283
00:11:33,758 --> 00:11:35,103
- I can only swing dance.
284
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,068
- That's my axe to swing.
285
00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:38,931
- Raise the roof, wizard style.
286
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,344
- Let's give it up for Horus,
you guys, come on!
287
00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:43,034
♪ I'm the one that gets ♪
288
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,758
♪ The people clapping ♪
289
00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:46,517
♪ You gotta have songs ♪
290
00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:48,103
♪ Or it didn't happen ♪
291
00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:49,379
Come on!
292
00:11:49,448 --> 00:11:51,655
♪ All hail
Horus the Great ♪
293
00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:55,241
♪ All hail
Horus the Great ♪
294
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,206
- Feel that musical euphoria!
295
00:11:57,275 --> 00:12:00,862
♪ All hail
Horus the Great ♪
296
00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:03,068
♪ All hail Horus the Great ♪
- Courtesy of the musical troll
297
00:12:03,137 --> 00:12:05,655
of Gothmoria!
298
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,413
- Whoa!
299
00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:09,413
- Well, Wizard?
Can I join your quest?
300
00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:12,655
- Well, that was one heck
of an earworm.
301
00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:15,103
Much better than the one
I had extracted last year.
302
00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:17,413
- Ew.
- You are on the quest.
303
00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:19,827
- Whoo-hoo!
Brendar, did you hear that?
304
00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:21,310
My music's getting better.
305
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,241
I played my song,
and he picked me.
306
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,827
- Yes, but this quest
isn't just about music.
307
00:12:25,896 --> 00:12:28,724
We're going to get into a lot
308
00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:30,724
of dangerous situations.
309
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,103
- You won't regret this.
310
00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:36,000
- I'm beginning to regret this.
311
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:37,310
- It's not my fault
312
00:12:37,379 --> 00:12:39,206
giant spiders leave
their webs everywhere.
313
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:40,724
There should be a law.
314
00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:53,517
- Evan, Gothmoria
is a dangerous place.
315
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:56,310
You can't just walk around
with your head in the clouds.
316
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:58,275
Are you even listening to me?
317
00:12:59,482 --> 00:13:01,206
It wasn't my fault.
318
00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:02,517
Help.
319
00:13:06,931 --> 00:13:09,034
- Tastes like spider-flavored
chewing gum.
320
00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:11,482
- Oh, boy.
321
00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:14,103
- Look.
322
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,310
Not only is my reputation
at stake
323
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,965
but if I fail,
I don't get to keep Axe.
324
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:22,000
And I need Axe to rescue
my brother, Kendar.
325
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,379
If you get in trouble again,
you're on your own.
326
00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:26,000
Do you understand me?
327
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,068
- I got it.
328
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:28,689
On my own.
Okay.
329
00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:31,103
Don't worry about me
because from now on,
330
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:34,862
I will not get
in any more spider webs.
331
00:13:36,896 --> 00:13:37,827
- Oh!
332
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,827
- Uh, I hate to be
a backseat driver,
333
00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:47,413
but you missed the turn
back there.
334
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,482
- No, we didn't.
335
00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:51,344
- I have a very good sense
of direction.
336
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,448
- Well, then you would know
we're taking you
337
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:53,827
back to our bat cave.
338
00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:55,620
- What--
- Where we plan on turning you
339
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:58,827
into a lovely bone broth
for us and our friends.
340
00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:00,344
- All 800 of 'em.
341
00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:03,000
- Oh, great.
342
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:05,275
Here I thought
the worst part of my day
343
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,551
was going to be flying under
the business end of a bat.
344
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:09,862
- Ah, there you are, Brendar.
345
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:12,448
I'm paying you to lead us,
not to lollygag.
346
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,310
- Ugh, that troll is slowing us
347
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:15,655
down again, isn't he?
- Uh...
348
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,620
- Evan just got swallowed
by a tree.
349
00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:20,241
- Oh.
Well, that is unfortunate.
350
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,551
- Yes.
Terribly sad.
351
00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:27,517
Okay, let's start trekking
and make up some time, people.
352
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:28,896
- Stop.
- What?
353
00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:31,620
- I never leave anyone behind
on a quest.
354
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:34,206
It's a barbarian creed.
355
00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:35,896
Also, he has my house keys.
356
00:14:35,965 --> 00:14:38,620
- You won't need keys
where you're going.
357
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:41,931
- Axe down!
358
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000
♪ ♪
359
00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,344
Brendar!
360
00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:01,896
- What?
Is someone there?
361
00:15:04,551 --> 00:15:05,482
- Huh?
362
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,793
Who's there?
363
00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:09,655
Ah.
- Hello there.
364
00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:11,241
- Who are you?
365
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,034
- Uh, I'm Evan.
366
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:14,310
Hi, Evan.
367
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:15,655
- Allow me to introduce you
368
00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:17,241
to my very best friend,
369
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,793
Wee Tinkle.
370
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:21,793
- And the other one of us
is Tee Winkle.
371
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:23,172
- Well, it's nice to meet you.
372
00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:26,482
- You're not the only one
to get eaten by a tree.
373
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,724
- So did we!
- I can see.
374
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,827
- Already so much in common.
375
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:33,034
We're gonna get along so great.
376
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,689
- Uh, isn't there any way
out of here?
377
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:38,482
- There's no way out.
- It's true.
378
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,172
- Don't be so glum, chum.
379
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,689
You're our new trunk tummy
bunk buddy.
380
00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:47,103
Plenty of sap to slurp
and acorns to crunch.
381
00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:49,413
- Sawdust smoothie toast.
382
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,137
- Okay.
Cheers.
383
00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:03,448
That's lovely.
384
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,068
Refreshing.
385
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,344
- He loves it.
- Time for a refill.
386
00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:11,689
- Dad, the tree has your staff.
387
00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:13,965
- "Ooh.
Look at me.
388
00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:15,344
"I'm a wizard.
389
00:16:15,413 --> 00:16:17,379
I have a magical staff."
390
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:19,241
- Ha!
Joke's on you, tree.
391
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:22,586
Takes years to master
the fine art of staff magic.
392
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:24,103
- Really?
393
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:25,586
- Ow-ow-ow!
394
00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,413
- I'll turn you
into toothpicks.
395
00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:29,413
When I'm free, you'll be mulch.
396
00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:32,758
- Your little purple friend
is just an amuse-bouche.
397
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,241
You're the main course.
398
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:36,620
- That doesn't sound good.
399
00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:41,482
- And then he says,
400
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:43,689
"If you leave now,
don't come back."
401
00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:45,103
Then the whole bridge
402
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,655
goes up in flames.
403
00:16:46,724 --> 00:16:48,448
- You actually burned
your bridge?
404
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:49,827
- Gee whiz.
405
00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:52,448
That is ever so literal.
- Yeah.
406
00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:54,379
But then I found
a group of friends,
407
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,793
and we started a really great
quest together.
408
00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:58,827
Quests are
t-titally-rific.
409
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:00,448
- Yeah, they sure are.
410
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:02,896
Well, you see, I went from
being trapped under a bridge
411
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,206
to now being trapped
in a tree,
412
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:07,413
so I guess I'm not meant
to go on a quest.
413
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,275
- But, Evan, who's to say
414
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,931
you're not on the grandest
quest of all time?
415
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,206
- With us.
- Oh.
416
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:17,206
Well, that's a really great way
of looking at it.
417
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:20,206
You know, I guess I am
on my very own quest.
418
00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:21,379
Hey.
419
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:23,793
I need my very own quest song.
420
00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:28,103
♪ Sometimes
everything goes all wrong ♪
421
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,793
♪ You get feeling sorry
for yourself ♪
422
00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:34,275
♪ Sometimes,
you need a reminder ♪
423
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:37,000
♪ From two friendly
little elves ♪
424
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:39,137
♪ We're gnomes, bro ♪
- Oh, sorry.
425
00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:40,758
- Just kidding.
No worries, friends.
426
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,793
- But yeah, to clarify,
we are gnomes.
427
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,965
- ♪ Maybe one journey's over ♪
428
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:47,206
- ♪ But a new one's
about to start ♪
429
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,137
- ♪ Sometimes
you storm a castle ♪
430
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:51,551
♪ Sometimes you warm a heart ♪
431
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,896
Wow!
432
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,275
- ♪ Man, you guys
are really the best ♪
433
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:56,172
♪ Brand-new friends
on my brand-new quest ♪
434
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,793
- ♪ Quest ♪
- ♪ Quest ♪
435
00:17:57,862 --> 00:17:59,034
♪ Staying positive ♪
436
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,517
♪ In the face
of certain death ♪
437
00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:05,551
♪ Laughing and singing
till our last breath ♪
438
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,517
♪ Even if it's soon ♪
439
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,413
♪ We'll still sing our tune ♪
440
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:12,344
♪ Staying positive
in the face of certain death ♪
441
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:13,517
-
- Huh.
442
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:15,103
♪ Anything can happen ♪
443
00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:17,103
♪ You never know
what's in store ♪
444
00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:18,241
♪ So let's rock ♪
Rock!
445
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,655
- ♪ Let's roll ♪
Roll!
446
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,965
- ♪ Let's shake this tree's
pelvic floor ♪
447
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,413
- ♪ Floor ♪
- ♪ Floor ♪
448
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:25,586
- Something's happening.
449
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:27,275
Keep dancing.
Faster.
450
00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:28,724
- ♪ Swing your partner
'round and 'round ♪
451
00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:30,206
- ♪ Make a smoothie,
chug it down ♪
452
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,206
- Whoo. Faster, faster.
We got it now.
453
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:33,862
♪ 'Round and 'round
and 'round and 'round ♪
454
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:35,241
♪ And 'round and 'round and
'round and 'round and 'round ♪
455
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:36,689
- Whoo!
♪ And 'round and 'round ♪
456
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:39,413
- Stomach doing somersaults.
457
00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:44,034
- What's that music?
458
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:46,517
- It's a lute.
- Evan's alive.
459
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:49,482
♪ Staying positive
in the face of certain death ♪
460
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:52,724
♪ Staying positive in
the face of certain death ♪
461
00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:54,379
♪ Staying positive ♪
462
00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:59,103
♪ In the face
of certain death ♪
463
00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:04,310
We're free!
464
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,724
Hey, look at that.
I rescued myself.
465
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:11,448
- Evan!
- Huh?
466
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,793
- My axe!
- Oh, right.
467
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:18,655
- Axe and you shall receive.
468
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,448
♪ ♪
469
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:25,379
- Uh-oh.
470
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,172
- I don't know, Stacey.
471
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,896
I still don't understand
how a bird
472
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,655
can get caught in a tree.
473
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:38,000
- We are ever so grateful
474
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,689
for you helping us
escape the tree.
475
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,931
- As a token of our thanks,
476
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,103
please accept this gift.
477
00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:45,896
- Thanks.
478
00:19:45,965 --> 00:19:48,034
Gosh, what could it be?
479
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,689
It's, um...
480
00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:51,586
one gray sock.
481
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:54,034
- The instructions are written
on the wrapper.
482
00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:56,137
- Be sure to follow them
exactly.
483
00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,620
Or else.
484
00:19:57,689 --> 00:19:59,310
- Or else what?
485
00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:00,482
- Bye!
486
00:20:02,689 --> 00:20:05,103
- Instructions?
It's a sock.
487
00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:07,482
- Eh, okay.
Let's get moving.
488
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:10,000
We have to make up
for the time we lost.
489
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,965
- Tuck this away.
490
00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:16,551
- Aren't you coming?
491
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,103
- Oh, but you said that--
492
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:19,827
- I said that if you got
in trouble again,
493
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:21,068
you'd be on your own.
494
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,068
And you were.
And you rescued yourself.
495
00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:24,206
- Hm.
496
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,275
- And two annoying
little gnomes.
497
00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:28,034
And all of us.
498
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,137
- Oh, so you're saying
I can come with you.
499
00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:32,241
- You'll probably get me killed
in the next five minutes,
500
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:34,620
but you're learning.
We can build on that.
501
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:36,655
- Wha--
Thanks, Brendar.
502
00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:39,586
Huh.
503
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,862
♪ Maybe this journey needs me ♪
504
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:44,551
♪ Maybe this barbarian ♪
505
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:49,310
♪ With the impossibly
complex backstory needs me ♪
506
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:52,620
- ♪ Maybe this journey
needs me ♪
507
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:55,517
♪ Maybe this little troll
who's lived under a bridge ♪
508
00:20:55,586 --> 00:21:00,000
♪ His whole life needs me ♪
509
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:02,241
- Wow.
You can really carry a tune.
510
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,689
- Yeah.
And you can carry my axe.
511
00:21:04,758 --> 00:21:05,896
- Say what?
Oh, oh.
512
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,310
Ow, oh.
513
00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:09,655
- Careful, Evan--
don't drop me!
514
00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:12,344
- It's still a little bit
too heavy for me but--
515
00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:14,137
I'm good.
Don't help ...m good.
516
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,827
- Careful.
- Oh, boy.
517
00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:18,586
- Oh, Becky, I'm getting tired.
518
00:21:18,655 --> 00:21:20,620
I'm cramping up.
Take over.
519
00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:21,965
Here.
-
520
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:24,344
- Ow, ow, ow.
- Hey, hey, you, hey, hey.
521
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,448
Oh, great.
Crows.
522
00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:38,827
Oh, get out of here.
Scoot, shoo.
523
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,689
Yes!
524
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:49,827
I am General Skelly
525
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:52,413
of the Great Undead Army.
526
00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,172
And I will seek my reve--
527
00:21:57,965 --> 00:22:00,620
Oh, great.
Hay fever.
528
00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:02,586
Ugh!
529
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,724
Ugh.
530
00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:06,758
Oh...ugh.
531
00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:08,172
Gahgh.
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