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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,458 HEY! HOLD ON! 2 00:00:19,944 --> 00:00:21,319 WHOA. JUST IN TIME, HUH? 3 00:00:21,356 --> 00:00:23,147 JUST IN TIME. 4 00:00:23,141 --> 00:00:25,308 WAIT! 5 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,467 I'M SORRY,I'M JUST... 6 00:00:27,501 --> 00:00:28,626 YOU KNOW THAT FEELING 7 00:00:28,622 --> 00:00:30,164 WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TODROP A LETTER IN THE BOX, 8 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,616 AND THEN YOU FREEZE, 9 00:00:31,611 --> 00:00:34,278 AND THEN THAT WEIRD VOICEIN YOUR HEAD YELLS "WAIT!" 10 00:00:34,311 --> 00:00:35,394 BUT WHAT AM I WAITING FOR? 11 00:00:36,594 --> 00:00:38,386 I DON'T KNOW. 12 00:00:38,421 --> 00:00:40,087 I MEAN, I'M NOT A KIDANYMORE, RIGHT? 13 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,374 AND I CAN'T WAIT FOREVER. 14 00:00:41,411 --> 00:00:42,744 NEITHER CAN I. 15 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:43,739 SORRY. 16 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:46,403 I JUST DON'T WRITEA LOT OF LETTERS. 17 00:00:47,431 --> 00:00:49,890 SEE, IT'S LIKERIPPING OFF A BANDAGE, 18 00:00:49,881 --> 00:00:52,214 YOU JUST GOTTA DO IT FASTAND SCREAM, RIGHT? 19 00:00:52,248 --> 00:00:53,414 DON'T SCREAM. 20 00:00:53,451 --> 00:00:55,369 [LIGHT CHUCKLE] 21 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:56,862 OKAY. 22 00:00:56,898 --> 00:01:00,732 WHAT GOOD IS A LETTERIF YOU DON'T MAIL IT? 23 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,611 OKAY. 24 00:01:08,649 --> 00:01:11,149 HERE GOES! 25 00:01:12,926 --> 00:01:14,801 OKAY. BYE. 26 00:01:19,403 --> 00:01:22,070 [♪♪] 27 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,322 [SERVER, GRAHAM]:ARE NOT. 28 00:01:55,319 --> 00:01:56,319 [SERVER, NIKKI]:ARE TOO. 29 00:01:56,315 --> 00:01:57,315 ARE NOT. 30 00:01:57,312 --> 00:01:58,937 WANNA BET?JUST LOOK AT THEM. 31 00:01:58,973 --> 00:02:00,265 THEY DANCE LIKETHEY KNOW THE STEPS, 32 00:02:00,301 --> 00:02:01,802 BUT THEY CAN'TFIND THEIR RHYTHM. 33 00:02:01,797 --> 00:02:03,464 MAYBE THEYKNOW THE STEPS 34 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,875 BUT THEY'VE LOSTTHEIR RHYTHM? 35 00:02:05,907 --> 00:02:08,116 SOMETIMES THINGSCHANGE, I GUESS. 36 00:02:08,149 --> 00:02:10,441 BUT THAT WON'THAPPEN WITH US. 37 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:11,725 "NIKKI AND GRAHAMFOREVER," RIGHT? 38 00:02:11,761 --> 00:02:13,303 [CHUCKLESAS CELL PHONE RINGS] 39 00:02:13,339 --> 00:02:14,922 AH, I GOTTA GET THIS. 40 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,418 I'LL DOTHE APPETIZERS. 41 00:02:16,412 --> 00:02:18,079 THANKS. 42 00:02:18,074 --> 00:02:19,074 LOVE YOU. 43 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:20,236 [PHONE BEEPS ON] 44 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,691 HEY. 45 00:02:22,723 --> 00:02:24,598 NO. NOT YET. 46 00:02:24,633 --> 00:02:27,341 I NEED TO FIGURE OUTTHE BEST WAY TO DO THIS. 47 00:02:27,373 --> 00:02:28,791 I KNOW. I KNOW. 48 00:02:28,827 --> 00:02:31,077 BUT I'VE GOT THIS HANDLED.JUST TRUST ME. 49 00:02:32,523 --> 00:02:34,356 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 50 00:02:34,349 --> 00:02:35,682 [BEEPS PHONE OFF] 51 00:02:41,823 --> 00:02:44,324 [♪♪] 52 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:52,002 [SOBBING] 53 00:02:58,806 --> 00:03:01,097 [TELEVISION PROGRAMPLAYS FAINTLY] 54 00:03:06,736 --> 00:03:08,611 NOW, HERE WE GO! 55 00:03:11,761 --> 00:03:13,594 NO... 56 00:03:13,629 --> 00:03:16,629 NO. NO. 57 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:18,202 AHH! 58 00:03:19,857 --> 00:03:22,899 ♪ OH, YEAH, BABY 59 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:27,347 ♪ LIKE A FOOL I WENTAND STAYED TOO LONG ♪ 60 00:03:27,331 --> 00:03:30,831 ♪ NOW I'M WONDERINGIF YOUR LOVE'S STILL STRONG ♪ 61 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,819 ♪ OOH, BABY 62 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:35,478 ♪ HERE I AMSIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED ♪ 63 00:03:35,510 --> 00:03:37,678 ♪ I'M YOURS 64 00:03:37,711 --> 00:03:40,628 ♪ MM 65 00:03:40,618 --> 00:03:44,785 ♪ THEN THAT TIME I WENTAND SAID GOODBYE ♪ 66 00:03:44,811 --> 00:03:48,686 ♪ NOW I'M BACKAND NOT ASHAMED TO CRY ♪ 67 00:03:48,714 --> 00:03:49,840 ♪ OOH, BABY 68 00:03:49,878 --> 00:03:50,836 ♪ HERE I AM 69 00:03:50,874 --> 00:03:53,165 ♪ SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED 70 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:55,199 ♪ I'M YOURS 71 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,192 ♪ AHH! 72 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:57,896 ♪ HERE I AM 73 00:03:57,932 --> 00:03:58,974 GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 74 00:03:59,011 --> 00:04:01,178 NORMAN, RITA, SHA-- 75 00:04:01,213 --> 00:04:02,588 MS. McINERNEY. 76 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:05,412 HAPPY MONDAY, OLIVER. 77 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:07,864 [OLIVER]:ANYTHING PRESSING? 78 00:04:07,898 --> 00:04:09,315 UH, NO. JUST THE USUAL. 79 00:04:09,351 --> 00:04:10,685 EXCEPT FOR THIS. 80 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,930 OH... 81 00:04:11,966 --> 00:04:13,341 [SNIFFING] 82 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,878 HMM. 83 00:04:14,915 --> 00:04:16,582 PINE TAR... 84 00:04:16,618 --> 00:04:18,493 AND EVERGREEN. 85 00:04:18,528 --> 00:04:20,694 THE FLORIDA YEW, I BELIEVE? 86 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:21,686 OH! THE FLORIDA YEW 87 00:04:21,724 --> 00:04:23,224 ONLY GROWS INNORTHERN FLORIDA, 88 00:04:23,261 --> 00:04:24,886 ON THE EASTERN SIDE OFTHE APALACHICOLA RIVER. 89 00:04:24,921 --> 00:04:27,463 SADLY, WE WILL NEVER KNOWTHAT STORY. 90 00:04:27,496 --> 00:04:30,955 NORMAN, WILL YOU DISPATCHTO THE MIAMI BRANCH? 91 00:04:30,943 --> 00:04:31,985 YOU GOT IT. 92 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,564 OH! I MIGHT STOP BY PASSPORTS. 93 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,141 ELEANOR GOTA NEW BLENDER 94 00:04:35,177 --> 00:04:36,552 AND SHE'S MAKINGSMOOTHIES. 95 00:04:36,589 --> 00:04:37,922 -DOES ANYBODY WANT ONE?-OOH. YES, PLEASE. 96 00:04:37,918 --> 00:04:39,793 I'M IN. 97 00:04:39,828 --> 00:04:44,370 I'M A YOO-HOO MAN, USUALLY,BUT I MIGHT TRY BRANCHING OUT. 98 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:47,432 [NORMAN]: OH... 99 00:04:47,468 --> 00:04:51,135 'KAY. 100 00:04:52,865 --> 00:04:55,782 PERHAPS WE SHOULD USE THIS TIMETO, UM, GET A JUMP 101 00:04:55,813 --> 00:04:58,481 ON OUR "IMPOSSIBLY RIPPEDAND MANGLED" BOX. 102 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:02,301 [♪♪] 103 00:05:03,287 --> 00:05:06,329 WE USUALLY DO THOSEAT THE END OF THE MONTH. 104 00:05:06,318 --> 00:05:08,318 UNLESS YOU WANT TO 105 00:05:08,311 --> 00:05:09,853 BRANCH OUTWITH THAT, TOO? 106 00:05:09,889 --> 00:05:12,099 [ANNOUNCEMENT BLARES]:OLIVER O'TOOLE, PLEASE REPORT 107 00:05:12,132 --> 00:05:14,341 IMMEDIATELY TO THE OFFICE OF POSTAL SECURITY. 108 00:05:14,374 --> 00:05:15,874 O'TOOLE TO O.P.S. 109 00:05:17,654 --> 00:05:19,904 WE SHALL SEE. 110 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:28,750 SO, WHAT HAPPENED WITHYOUR DATE SATURDAY NIGHT? 111 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:29,865 DID YOU WEAR THE PINK DRESS? 112 00:05:29,903 --> 00:05:31,153 YES. 113 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:33,357 AND?WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END?DID HE KISS YOU? 114 00:05:34,387 --> 00:05:36,012 WELL... 115 00:05:36,047 --> 00:05:37,214 WELL, SOMETHING HAPPENED, 116 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:39,544 'CAUSE HE ISDRINKING SMOOTHIES, 117 00:05:39,536 --> 00:05:41,036 AND HE ALMOSTCALLED YOU SHANE. 118 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:42,447 NO, HE DIDN'T. 119 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:43,650 YES, HE DID.HE SAID, AHEM-- 120 00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:46,855 [AS OLIVER]:"GOOD MORNING, UH, SH-- 121 00:05:46,885 --> 00:05:48,469 MS. McINERNEY." 122 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:51,000 THERE WAS NO "SH--" 123 00:05:51,038 --> 00:05:52,413 I DIDN'T HEAR A "SH." 124 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:55,450 [ANNOUNCEMENT]:SHANE McINERNEY TO THE FRONT DESK. 125 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,147 SHANE McINERNEY. 126 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,220 WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY? 127 00:06:07,397 --> 00:06:08,397 SHANE! 128 00:06:10,345 --> 00:06:11,428 DO I--? 129 00:06:11,466 --> 00:06:13,966 IT'S NIKKI.YOUR SERVER FROM SATURDAY NIGHT. 130 00:06:16,116 --> 00:06:17,741 UH-HUH. 131 00:06:17,776 --> 00:06:18,819 UH-HUH. 132 00:06:18,858 --> 00:06:20,774 THAT'S RIGHT. A DUCK. 133 00:06:20,809 --> 00:06:22,559 AND A CAN OF BEANS! 134 00:06:22,594 --> 00:06:23,885 BEANS. 135 00:06:23,922 --> 00:06:26,047 NEVER SEENANYTHING LIKE IT. 136 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,540 UH-HUH. YEAH. 137 00:06:27,535 --> 00:06:30,368 YEAH. HE JUST ARRIVED. 138 00:06:30,358 --> 00:06:31,859 GOT IT. 139 00:06:31,895 --> 00:06:33,353 [HANGS UP] 140 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:34,682 O'TOOLE. 141 00:06:34,677 --> 00:06:35,677 MR.KIMSICLE. 142 00:06:35,714 --> 00:06:37,464 GLAD TOHAVE YOU ABOARD. 143 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,500 WE NEED A MANWHO KNOWS THE ROPES-- 144 00:06:39,535 --> 00:06:41,910 THE SAILS,THE LAY OF THE LAND, 145 00:06:41,942 --> 00:06:44,526 THE WHOLE ENCHILADA,FROM STEM TO STERN. 146 00:06:44,558 --> 00:06:46,018 COULD YOU...ELABORATE? 147 00:06:46,054 --> 00:06:48,638 NOW, THAT IS WHAT I MEAN. 148 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:51,794 WE NEED A SMART GUY AROUND HEREWHO KNOWS ABOUT ELABORATING. 149 00:06:51,783 --> 00:06:52,825 OH. 150 00:06:52,863 --> 00:06:54,279 FOUR DAYS AGO, 151 00:06:54,316 --> 00:06:55,899 AN UNIDENTIFIED PERPETRATOR 152 00:06:55,935 --> 00:06:58,436 REMOVED THE MAILFROM THIS MAILBOX 153 00:06:58,427 --> 00:07:00,760 AND REPLACED ITWITH A DUCK. 154 00:07:00,794 --> 00:07:03,127 UH, I BELIEVETHAT MAY BE A GOOSE. 155 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,660 YOU'RE THINKINGALREADY. 156 00:07:04,697 --> 00:07:06,155 I LIKE THAT. 157 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:07,733 [SNIFFS]THREE DAYS AGO, 158 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,436 THE MAILWAS TAKEN FROM HERE 159 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:12,264 AND REPLACED WITHTWO TINY PEOPLE IN A TENT. 160 00:07:12,296 --> 00:07:13,546 SO, A WEDDINGCAKE TOPPER, 161 00:07:13,582 --> 00:07:14,666 A GOOSE, 162 00:07:14,703 --> 00:07:16,787 AND MAY I ASSUMEA THIRD MAILBOX 163 00:07:16,821 --> 00:07:18,738 YIELDED A CANOF KIDNEY BEANS? 164 00:07:18,773 --> 00:07:19,939 AH, YES, YOU MAY. 165 00:07:19,976 --> 00:07:22,143 AND YOU MAYALSO ASSUME 166 00:07:22,177 --> 00:07:23,094 THAT YOU 167 00:07:23,132 --> 00:07:24,882 AND THAT WEIRD LITTLE TASK FORCEOF YOURS 168 00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:26,002 ARE GOING TO FIND THIS GUY. 169 00:07:25,998 --> 00:07:27,206 I'M NOT QUITE SURE 170 00:07:27,244 --> 00:07:29,910 THIS FALLS UNDER THE AEGISOF THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE. 171 00:07:29,942 --> 00:07:31,317 PERHAPS THE POLICE OR F.B.I.-- 172 00:07:31,312 --> 00:07:32,812 O'TOOLE! 173 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:33,890 IF WORD GETS OUT 174 00:07:33,928 --> 00:07:35,345 BEFORE WE KNOWWHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH, 175 00:07:35,381 --> 00:07:38,298 WE COULD HAVE RAMPANT HYSTERIARUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE. 176 00:07:38,287 --> 00:07:41,205 WE NEED TO KEEP THIS IN-HOUSEAS LONG AS WE CAN. 177 00:07:41,236 --> 00:07:44,945 HAS ANYONE DUSTED THE BEANSFOR FINGERPRINTS? 178 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:47,264 THAT LITTLE GUY IN YOUR OFFICE,WITH THE SUITCASE, 179 00:07:47,256 --> 00:07:49,089 DOESN'T HE USUALLY DO THAT? 180 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:50,083 YES, BUT-- 181 00:07:50,079 --> 00:07:51,079 AND THE OTHER TWO, 182 00:07:51,117 --> 00:07:54,493 THE SKINNY ONEAND THAT "SHANE" GAL. 183 00:07:54,523 --> 00:07:57,023 MS. McINERNEY. 184 00:07:57,055 --> 00:07:58,555 OH, SHE IS A LIVE-WIRE. 185 00:07:58,550 --> 00:08:00,134 NOTHIN' GETS PAST HER, HUH? 186 00:08:00,169 --> 00:08:02,961 NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF. 187 00:08:02,993 --> 00:08:05,326 SO THERE ARE NO OTHER LEADS? 188 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,486 OH, JUST ONE. 189 00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:10,686 YEAH, THIS WAS FOUND SATURDAYIN BOX 458. 190 00:08:10,675 --> 00:08:14,008 IT'S SOME KINDOF FANCY LANGUAGE, 191 00:08:13,996 --> 00:08:16,413 LIKE GREEK OR PERUVIAN. 192 00:08:16,446 --> 00:08:18,237 IT'S LATIN. 193 00:08:18,273 --> 00:08:19,607 OR LATIN. 194 00:08:19,644 --> 00:08:21,644 I'M GUESSING 195 00:08:21,637 --> 00:08:24,970 THAT IS A CLUEOF MASSIVE PROPORTIONS. 196 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,625 YES. 197 00:08:26,619 --> 00:08:29,369 YES, IT'S DEFINITELY A CLUE. 198 00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:30,401 [CHUCKLES] 199 00:08:30,438 --> 00:08:31,605 I LOVE THIS GUY! 200 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,429 ONE MORE DAY. 201 00:08:34,425 --> 00:08:36,425 IF I HAD JUST WAITEDONE MORE DAY 202 00:08:36,418 --> 00:08:37,418 AND THOUGHT IT THROUGH, 203 00:08:37,456 --> 00:08:39,748 BUT NO, I HAD TO SEND IT. 204 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:41,656 I HAD TO SAY IT-- 205 00:08:41,691 --> 00:08:43,066 "LET'S GET MARRIED." 206 00:08:43,061 --> 00:08:46,395 THEN I GIVE IT TO THE MAILMANAND, FOR A FEW HOURS, 207 00:08:46,383 --> 00:08:48,383 I ACTUALLY FEEL,YOU KNOW... HOPE. 208 00:08:48,418 --> 00:08:50,376 UNTIL... 209 00:08:50,369 --> 00:08:52,911 OH, GOD, IF HE GETS IT NOW, 210 00:08:52,944 --> 00:08:55,027 I'LL BE UTTERLYHUMILIATED, 211 00:08:55,061 --> 00:08:57,061 OR WORSE--MORTIFIED. 212 00:08:57,095 --> 00:08:58,179 OR... 213 00:08:58,216 --> 00:09:00,842 WHAT'S WORSE--MORTIFIED OR PITIED? 214 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,000 NIKKI, 215 00:09:02,037 --> 00:09:04,078 GETTING A LETTER BACKONCE IT'S MAILED 216 00:09:04,113 --> 00:09:05,280 IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. 217 00:09:06,604 --> 00:09:07,979 THEN THAT'S IT. 218 00:09:09,718 --> 00:09:11,635 LISTEN. 219 00:09:11,628 --> 00:09:12,961 FILL THIS OUT, 220 00:09:12,956 --> 00:09:14,332 THEN HAVE THEM COME GET ME. 221 00:09:14,369 --> 00:09:17,910 I'LL WALK THIS ONTO THE FLOORAND I'LL LOOK FOR IT MYSELF. 222 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:24,423 HEY! EVERYTHING OKAY? 223 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:26,835 YEAH.STRANGE, THOUGH. 224 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,326 IT WAS OUR WAITRESSFROM MONTALDO'S. 225 00:09:29,358 --> 00:09:31,525 SHE NEEDEDA FORM 10-67E. 226 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,846 SO TELL MEABOUT THAT DINNER! 227 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,047 WELL, LET'S SEE. 228 00:09:36,084 --> 00:09:37,959 START FROMTHE BEGINNING. 229 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:42,370 HE WAS REALLY NERVOUS AT FIRST. 230 00:09:42,396 --> 00:09:47,229 AND THEN WE STARTED DANCINGAND THINGS GOT BETTER, UNTIL... 231 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,629 UNTIL...? 232 00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:50,832 UNTIL WE STOPPED DANCING. 233 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:54,408 [ROMANTIC INSTRUMENTAL PLAYSAS PATRONS QUIETLY CHAT] 234 00:09:55,808 --> 00:09:57,141 [OLIVER]:"THE WATER IS WIDE, 235 00:09:57,136 --> 00:09:59,386 "I CANNOT CROSS O'ER, 236 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:02,837 AND NEITHER HAVE ITHE WINGS TO FLY..." 237 00:10:03,946 --> 00:10:06,362 "GIVE US A BOATTHAT CAN CARRY TWO 238 00:10:06,395 --> 00:10:09,021 "AND BOTH SHALL ROW 239 00:10:09,053 --> 00:10:10,594 TO YONDER SIDE." 240 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:18,821 I'VE NEVER HEARD"TO YONDER SIDE." 241 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:23,894 ISN'T IT "AND BOTH SHALL ROW,MY LOVE AND I"? 242 00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:26,831 IT'S, UH, AN ARCHAIC TUNE. 243 00:10:26,866 --> 00:10:29,824 TRADITIONAL LYRICS 244 00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:31,480 OFTEN EVOLVE OVER TIME. 245 00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:34,850 I JUST CHOSEAN ALTERNATE TRANSLATION. 246 00:10:34,838 --> 00:10:36,879 HUH. 247 00:10:38,077 --> 00:10:40,243 [DINERS APPLAUDING AS SONG ENDS] 248 00:10:40,277 --> 00:10:42,277 SHALL WE? 249 00:10:46,131 --> 00:10:47,089 THANK YOU. 250 00:10:51,405 --> 00:10:52,988 I SEE YOU'RE ENJOYINGTHE CHAMPAGNE? 251 00:10:53,024 --> 00:10:54,232 OH, YES,IT'S AMAZING. 252 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,186 THE SERVICE HEREIS EXCELLENT. 253 00:10:56,221 --> 00:10:58,971 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET.JUST WAIT FOR THE SHOW. 254 00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:01,212 BY THE WAY, DO EITHER OF YOUHAVE ANY FOOD SENSITIVITIES? 255 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,704 NO, WE DON'T. 256 00:11:02,741 --> 00:11:04,324 GOOD. 257 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,943 WE HAVE ANAMUSE BOUCHEFOR YOU THIS EVENING-- 258 00:11:06,976 --> 00:11:08,434 A SHRIMP-AND-SASHIMI CROUTON, 259 00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:10,220 COMPLIMENTS OF THE CHEF. 260 00:11:11,211 --> 00:11:12,627 "AMUSE BOUCHE." 261 00:11:12,663 --> 00:11:14,997 A MILLENNIAL PHENOMENON. 262 00:11:15,031 --> 00:11:16,198 [CHUCKLING] 263 00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:17,360 A WHAT? 264 00:11:17,356 --> 00:11:18,565 OH, HE JUST MEANS 265 00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:19,893 THAT PEOPLE WEREN'THAVING THEIR... 266 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:23,013 "BOUCHES" AMUSEDBACK IN THE 20th CENTURY. 267 00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:25,253 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 268 00:11:26,241 --> 00:11:27,658 I KNEW IT. 269 00:11:27,694 --> 00:11:29,154 I'M SORRY? 270 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,314 MY BOYFRIEND WORKS HERE, TOO, 271 00:11:31,307 --> 00:11:32,974 AND HE WAS SURE YOU GUYSWERE ON YOUR FIRST DATE, 272 00:11:32,968 --> 00:11:35,093 BUT I SAID NO WAY. 273 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,293 I MEAN, WITH THE CHAMPAGNE,THE WAY YOU DANCE, 274 00:11:37,286 --> 00:11:38,453 AND TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER, 275 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,740 THE WAY YOU EVEN KNOWEACH OTHER'S ALLERGIES, 276 00:11:39,777 --> 00:11:42,278 IT'S GOT TO BEYOUR ANNIVERSARY, RIGHT? 277 00:11:42,311 --> 00:11:44,311 NO, ACTUALLY,WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 278 00:11:50,573 --> 00:11:51,573 UH, OF COURSE, 279 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,903 "JUST" IS A RATHERIMPRECISE QUALIFIER. 280 00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:54,894 PERHAPS A MORE ACCURATE-- 281 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,975 DID YOU SAY SOMETHINGABOUT A SHOW? 282 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,551 AH, RIGHT! WHAT'S MONTALDO'SWITHOUT THE SINGING WAITERS? 283 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:01,208 ANY REQUESTS? 284 00:12:01,202 --> 00:12:04,869 YES, UH...HOW SOON CAN YOU START SINGING? 285 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:08,064 OH, WHAT DO KNOW?THAT'S OUR CUE! 286 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,998 [CRUNCHING LOUDLY] 287 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:17,569 HE REALLY SAID THAT?"JUST FRIENDS"? 288 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,854 YEP! ROLLED RIGHTOFF HIS TONGUE, 289 00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,349 LIKE HE WAS ASKINGFOR MORE BUTTER. 290 00:12:20,385 --> 00:12:21,344 OUCH. 291 00:12:21,381 --> 00:12:22,507 OH, IT GETS WORSE. 292 00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,946 YOU KNOW, UH, AHEM, 293 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,230 I ACTUALLY DOHAVE AN ALLERGY-- 294 00:12:31,264 --> 00:12:33,972 A SLIGHT SENSITIVITYTO ROSEHIP TEA, 295 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:37,255 BUT I DON'T EXPECT YOUTO KNOW THAT. 296 00:12:37,286 --> 00:12:39,244 I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. 297 00:12:39,278 --> 00:12:41,236 NO ROSEHIPS. 298 00:12:41,271 --> 00:12:45,937 IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO LEARNSOMETHING NEW ABOUT A FRIEND. 299 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,292 SPEAKING OF ROSES, 300 00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:53,077 DID YOU EVER PLANT THAT CUTTINGFROM YOUR MOTHER'S ROSEBUSH? 301 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,896 OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE THATYOU SO THOUGHTFULLY GAVE ME 302 00:12:54,932 --> 00:12:56,390 WHEN WE ALL WENT BACK EAST? 303 00:12:56,426 --> 00:12:58,051 YES. 304 00:12:58,087 --> 00:13:00,253 IT NEVER REALLY TOOK. 305 00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:02,287 I THINK IT DIED. 306 00:13:03,485 --> 00:13:04,902 OH, THAT'S A SHAME. 307 00:13:04,939 --> 00:13:07,147 I KNOW. I KNOW. I-- 308 00:13:07,139 --> 00:13:09,056 I TRIED EVERYTHINGTO KEEP IT ALIVE. 309 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,590 I WATERED IT, I FED IT, 310 00:13:11,623 --> 00:13:13,290 I TALKED TO IT. 311 00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:14,700 [SHARPLY]: I FERTILIZED IT. 312 00:13:14,737 --> 00:13:15,695 OH. 313 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,567 YOU KNOW THEY SAYTHE BEST FERTILIZER-- 314 00:13:19,927 --> 00:13:22,927 WHAT? 315 00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:26,334 UH, SOME BOTANISTS HAVE NOTEDTHAT ROSES TEND TO THRIVE 316 00:13:26,363 --> 00:13:28,071 WHEN LOCATED NEARTHE FINAL RESTING PLACE 317 00:13:28,065 --> 00:13:30,274 OF A FAMILY PET...[TRAILS OFF] 318 00:13:30,308 --> 00:13:32,891 YOU THINK I SHOULD PLANT 319 00:13:32,882 --> 00:13:35,216 A DEAD ANIMALUNDER MY ROSEBUSH? 320 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:38,333 WELL, ONLY IF YOU HAD ONE. 321 00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:42,024 [ASTONISHED CHUCKLE] 322 00:13:42,058 --> 00:13:45,184 A PET SOUNDSPRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW. 323 00:13:45,214 --> 00:13:48,131 [PIANO MUSIC RISES] 324 00:13:48,163 --> 00:13:49,829 [HOST]:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 325 00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:51,948 MONTALDO'S SUPPER CLUB PROUDLY PRESENTS 326 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,982 AN EVENING OF MUSIC WITH YOUR TALENTED SERVERS. 327 00:13:54,017 --> 00:13:57,518 OPENING OUR SHOW,PLEASE WELCOME NIKKI AND GRAHAM. 328 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,255 [SINGLE NOTE STRIKES] 329 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,790 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 330 00:14:00,785 --> 00:14:03,452 ♪ YOU'RE SO GOOD 331 00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:06,609 ♪ YOU'RE TOO GOODFOR ME, YOU ARE ♪ 332 00:14:06,598 --> 00:14:08,264 ♪ YOU'RE THE BESTDARNED PERSON ♪ 333 00:14:08,258 --> 00:14:11,426 ♪ I HAVE KNOWN BY FAR 334 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,457 ♪ IF I COULD 335 00:14:13,490 --> 00:14:15,990 ♪ YOU KNOW I'D NEVERTHROW THIS CURVE ♪ 336 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,731 ♪ YOU'RE A GODDESS 337 00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:21,642 ♪ AND I'M NOTWHAT YOU DESERVE ♪ 338 00:14:22,707 --> 00:14:25,083 ♪ WHAT I AM SAYING 339 00:14:25,117 --> 00:14:28,534 ♪ IS OUR THING MUST END 340 00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:30,897 ♪ AND THOUGH IT MUST 341 00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:35,096 ♪ I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND 342 00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:36,498 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 343 00:14:36,493 --> 00:14:39,160 [NIKKI, POINTEDLY]:"FRIEND."FRIEND! 344 00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:43,349 ♪ YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND? 345 00:14:43,386 --> 00:14:44,345 ♪ SURE 346 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,007 ♪ YOU WANT TOBE MY FRIEND? ♪ 347 00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:47,126 ♪ OH, THAT'S NICE! 348 00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:50,372 ♪ YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND? 349 00:14:50,403 --> 00:14:52,779 ♪ I WANT A FATHERFOR MY UNBORN CHILDREN ♪ 350 00:14:52,812 --> 00:14:55,020 ♪ SOMEONE WHO'S IN TUNE 351 00:14:55,054 --> 00:14:56,929 ♪ AND SINCEI'LL BE 29 NEXT MONTH ♪ 352 00:14:56,922 --> 00:15:00,130 ♪ I WANT HIM RATHER SOON 353 00:15:00,161 --> 00:15:01,494 ♪ I WANT SOMEONETO BUY RUGS AND LAMPS WITH ♪ 354 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:03,031 ♪ AND SOMEONEWHO'LL CO-SIGN... ♪ 355 00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:05,109 WOW! THE WHOLE SONGWAS LIKE THAT? 356 00:15:05,144 --> 00:15:09,685 YEP. FRIENDS, COMMITMENT,DESPERATION, INFERTILITY... 357 00:15:09,711 --> 00:15:12,419 IT WAS LIKE GROUP THERAPYWITH SEAFOOD. 358 00:15:12,451 --> 00:15:13,451 OHH... 359 00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:15,239 IT TOOK A LITTLE TIME. 360 00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:17,692 ELEANOR'S BLENDERGOT STUCK ON "FRAPPE," 361 00:15:17,725 --> 00:15:20,350 AND I PICKED UP YOUR MAILFOR YOU FROM THE P.O. BOX. 362 00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:22,466 OH, YOU ARE SO SWEET. 363 00:15:22,499 --> 00:15:24,416 "$50 A MONTHCAN SAVE 364 00:15:24,451 --> 00:15:25,492 "THE BOUVET ISLAND 365 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,280 BURROWINGYELLOWTAIL OWL"? 366 00:15:27,316 --> 00:15:29,232 $50. WOW. 367 00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:30,892 OH, IT'SA VERY WORTHY CAUSE. 368 00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:37,458 HEY. UH, STRAWBERRY, MANGO,AND BLUEBERRY? 369 00:15:45,752 --> 00:15:47,168 [YOO-HOO LID POPS] 370 00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:51,201 [♪♪] 371 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,554 [SHANE]: OLIVER... 372 00:15:56,547 --> 00:15:58,215 WHAT'S GOING ON? 373 00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:12,831 WE HAVE BEEN CHARGED 374 00:16:12,824 --> 00:16:16,199 WITH THE GRIM TASKOF INVESTIGATING 375 00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,520 THE SYSTEMATICAND, FRANKLY, 376 00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:20,970 BIZARRE PLUNDERINGOF THE UNITED STATES MAIL 377 00:16:20,962 --> 00:16:22,962 FROM OFFICIAL RECEPTACLESIN SOUTH DENVER. 378 00:16:22,954 --> 00:16:23,996 WOW. 379 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:26,119 WHO WOULD DOSOMETHING LIKE THAT? 380 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,277 IT DOES HAPPEN,I'M AFRAID. 381 00:16:28,311 --> 00:16:30,436 NOT LIKE THIS. 382 00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,717 THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL. 383 00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:40,484 IT'S ONE OF OUR OWN. 384 00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:47,049 "FORSAN ET HAEC OLIM MEMINISSE JUVABIT" 385 00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:49,495 HAS BEEN ENGRAVEDON EVERY "DARK OF NIGHT" AWARD 386 00:16:49,529 --> 00:16:51,905 FOR OVER A HUNDRED YEARS--YOURS, MINE, MY GRANDFATHER'S. 387 00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:53,062 [RITA]:WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 388 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,642 [OLIVER]: WELL,IT'S FROM VIRGIL'S EPIC POEM 389 00:16:55,674 --> 00:16:57,174 OF LOVE AND WAR. 390 00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:59,835 THEY ARE WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENTTO A SHIPWRECKED ARMY. 391 00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:00,993 WHAT DOESBEING SHIPWRECKED 392 00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:03,572 HAVE TO DOWITH THE POST OFFICE? 393 00:17:03,604 --> 00:17:06,980 AH. COURAGEAND PERSEVERANCE, NORMAN. 394 00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:09,968 HALLMARKSOF EVERY POSTAL WORKER 395 00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:12,958 WHO'S PERFORMED HIS OR HER DUTYIN THE FACE OF GREAT ODDS 396 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,822 AND RECEIVED ONE OF THESE. 397 00:17:14,856 --> 00:17:19,482 "PERHAPS ONE DAY IT WILL BE GOODTO REMEMBER THIS." 398 00:17:19,508 --> 00:17:20,591 [SHANE]:REMEMBER WHAT? 399 00:17:20,629 --> 00:17:24,254 BEANS, WEDDING CAKES,AND A... DUCK? 400 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:25,949 IT'S A GOOSE. 401 00:17:25,985 --> 00:17:27,568 REALLY? 402 00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:28,896 MM-HMM. 403 00:17:28,932 --> 00:17:30,141 WELL, ALL WE NEEDIS A PARTIAL PRINT, 404 00:17:30,178 --> 00:17:32,053 AND THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGHTO RUN THROUGH A DATABASE. 405 00:17:32,088 --> 00:17:34,339 TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE ONE. 406 00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:36,535 MS. McINERNEY? 407 00:17:36,531 --> 00:17:39,073 WELL, IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLETO BREAK INTO 408 00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:40,356 THE FBI FINGERPRINT SYSTEM, 409 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,226 BUT IT COULD TAKE SOME TIME-- 410 00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:44,966 LIKE 30 YEARS TO LIFE. 411 00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:47,211 ARE YOU SUREWE CAN'T JUST CALL THE POLICE? 412 00:17:47,244 --> 00:17:48,453 WELL, LESTER WAS ADAMANT. 413 00:17:48,489 --> 00:17:49,948 HE ISN'T EASYTO SAY NO TO. 414 00:17:51,022 --> 00:17:52,355 NOTHING. 415 00:17:52,392 --> 00:17:53,559 THIS HAS BEEN WIPED CLEAN. 416 00:17:53,596 --> 00:17:54,971 THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 417 00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,383 WE NEED SOMEONEFROM LAW ENFORCEMENT 418 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,711 WHO CAN GIVE USA PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE 419 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,704 OF THE SORT OF PERSONWE'RE DEALING WITH HERE. 420 00:18:00,739 --> 00:18:02,822 WE NEED, UH, WELL, WE NEED-- 421 00:18:02,856 --> 00:18:04,523 A "FRIEND"? LIKE DALE? 422 00:18:04,558 --> 00:18:05,683 YES. 423 00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:07,096 OH, WHO'S HE? 424 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,633 DALE IS A SHE. 425 00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:11,543 DALE SINGS IN A CHOIRAT OLIVER'S CHURCH. 426 00:18:11,575 --> 00:18:12,993 DALE IS LOVELY. 427 00:18:14,274 --> 00:18:16,566 WAIT. YOU WENTTO OLIVER'S CHURCH? 428 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,933 MM-HMM. JUSTTO DROP SOMETHING OFF. 429 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,053 HE INTRODUCED ME. 430 00:18:19,091 --> 00:18:20,299 SHE'S A SOPRANO. 431 00:18:20,337 --> 00:18:21,837 AND A POLICEOFFICER. 432 00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:25,164 WELL, TO BE ACCURATE,SHE WAS A POLICE OFFICER. 433 00:18:25,194 --> 00:18:27,528 SHE'S NOW A SPECIAL AGENT 434 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,687 FOR THE STATE DIVISIONOF INVESTIGATIONS. 435 00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:31,095 WELL, SHE SOUNDS PERFECT. 436 00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:33,007 YES, SHE DOES. 437 00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:37,450 RITA... 438 00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:40,694 COULD YOU PACK UP THE BEANSAND THE CAKE TOPPER, 439 00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,099 AND THAT PIECEOF PAPER? 440 00:18:42,136 --> 00:18:44,011 AND MS. McINERNEY,BRING YOUR COMPUTER 441 00:18:44,045 --> 00:18:45,295 AND THE MAP OFVIOLATED MAILBOXES. 442 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,833 IT'S NOT MUCH TO GO ON, BUT-- 443 00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:48,660 OH, MY GOSH. 444 00:18:48,696 --> 00:18:49,821 OLIVER? 445 00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:51,774 I THINK WE HAVE A WITNESS. 446 00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:56,469 [♪♪] 447 00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:02,736 AND YOU'RE CERTAINYOU SAW HIM 448 00:19:02,729 --> 00:19:04,313 TAKE THE MAILFROM THAT BOX? 449 00:19:04,349 --> 00:19:05,308 POSITIVE! 450 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,512 HE LOCKED UPAND STARTED WALKING AWAY, 451 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:07,676 AND THAT'S WHENI CAUGHT UP WITH HIM. 452 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,672 WOULD YOU BE ABLETO RECOGNIZE HIM? 453 00:19:09,706 --> 00:19:13,373 PROBABLY.HE SEEMED SORT OF... SAD. 454 00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:16,151 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 455 00:19:16,182 --> 00:19:17,349 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, 456 00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:19,012 THE MAILYOU'RE TRYING TO RETRIEVE 457 00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:21,007 HAS NOT YET BEEN DELIVERED, 458 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,833 BECAUSE IT'S NOT YETENTERED THE SYSTEM. 459 00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,619 THE UNFORTUNATE NEWS IS 460 00:19:24,653 --> 00:19:26,528 WE BELIEVE THAT MAILHAS BEEN INVOLVED 461 00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:28,813 IN A SERIESOF UNAUTHORIZED TRANSFERS. 462 00:19:28,805 --> 00:19:30,513 WHAT? 463 00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:32,466 SOMEBODY STOLEA BUNCH OF MAIL. 464 00:19:32,459 --> 00:19:34,126 WELL, YOU'VE GOTTAGET MINE BACK! 465 00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:35,787 WE ARE MAKING EVERY EFF-- 466 00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:37,281 I HAVE TO GET IT BACK.IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 467 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,943 THAT MAN HAS STOLEN HUNDREDS,IF NOT THOUSANDS OF LETTERS. 468 00:19:39,975 --> 00:19:42,184 I ASSURE YOU THAT EVERY ONEOF THEM MATTERS TO SOMEONE. 469 00:19:42,217 --> 00:19:44,592 THEY ALLMATTER TO US. 470 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,918 NIKKI, THINK OF IT LIKE THIS,IF THE LETTER'S REALLY LOST, 471 00:19:47,947 --> 00:19:50,197 THEN AT LEAST GRAHAMWON'T READ IT NOW, RIGHT? 472 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,814 BUT WHAT IF THE MAIL GUY DOES? 473 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,225 [NIKKI SIGHS] 474 00:19:53,262 --> 00:19:55,720 I SHOULD NEVERHAVE MAILED THAT LETTER. 475 00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:57,544 AND I WOULDN'T HAVE,IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM! 476 00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:58,538 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 477 00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,576 OH, HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT 478 00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:02,362 "WHAT GOOD IS A LETTERIF YOU NEVER MAIL IT?" 479 00:20:02,397 --> 00:20:03,814 [SHANE]:HE'S GOT A POINT. 480 00:20:05,303 --> 00:20:10,345 LOOK, YOU WERE IN LOVEAND YOU TOOK A RISK TO SAY SO. 481 00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:14,527 YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE. 482 00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,604 BUT NOW THE LETTERIS OUT THERE... 483 00:20:16,639 --> 00:20:19,431 I HAVE TO GET IT BACK. 484 00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,962 I HAVE TO! 485 00:20:20,998 --> 00:20:24,665 WELL, SEEING AS YOU'VECOMPLETED FORM 67E, 486 00:20:24,693 --> 00:20:26,277 AS SOON ASTHE MAIL IS RECOVERED, 487 00:20:26,271 --> 00:20:27,271 WE WILL BE CERTAINTO RETURN IT TO YOU. 488 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,644 IN THE MEANTIME, 489 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,930 I'D LIKE YOU TO GO WITH NORMAN 490 00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:32,092 TO ASSIST IN CREATINGA SKETCH OF OUR SUSPECT. 491 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:33,085 SURE. 492 00:20:33,081 --> 00:20:34,456 DO YOU LIKE SMOOTHIES? 493 00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:45,587 I THINK THERE'S SOMETHINGSHE'S NOT TELLING US. 494 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,495 SO DO I. 495 00:20:50,354 --> 00:20:51,271 HI, RITA! 496 00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:52,267 OH-- 497 00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:53,264 THIS IS NIKKI. 498 00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:55,011 OH! HELLO! 499 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,088 HI. 500 00:20:56,126 --> 00:20:57,626 THAT LETTER SHE WANTS BACK, 501 00:20:57,662 --> 00:20:59,828 SHE THINKS SHE MAY HAVEGIVEN IT TO OUR PERP. 502 00:20:59,863 --> 00:21:02,405 [GASPS] WHOA.YOU MET THE PERP? 503 00:21:02,436 --> 00:21:04,520 HE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A PERP. 504 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:08,472 BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU NEVER REALLYKNOW SOMEBODY, DO YOU? 505 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,708 I REALLY KNOW RITA. 506 00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,608 [♪♪] 507 00:21:14,603 --> 00:21:17,519 OH. I-- I REALLY LOVEYOUR BLOUSE. 508 00:21:17,550 --> 00:21:19,217 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL COLOR. 509 00:21:19,252 --> 00:21:20,461 THANK YOU. 510 00:21:20,498 --> 00:21:22,499 I NEVER USED TO WEAR BLUE,BUT I STARTED TO BECAUSE... 511 00:21:23,821 --> 00:21:26,279 BLUE IS MY BOYFRIEND'SFAVORITE COLOR. 512 00:21:26,312 --> 00:21:28,020 OH... 513 00:21:28,056 --> 00:21:29,597 MY EX-BOYFRIEND. 514 00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:31,258 OH... 515 00:21:31,294 --> 00:21:32,460 [SOBS] 516 00:21:32,498 --> 00:21:34,456 SMOOTHIE? 517 00:21:34,491 --> 00:21:36,367 STRAWBERRY, MANGO, BLUE-- 518 00:21:36,402 --> 00:21:37,693 SHH! 519 00:21:37,689 --> 00:21:40,189 UH ...BERRY? 520 00:21:44,332 --> 00:21:47,457 [SHANE]:WOW. KIDNAPPING, EXTORTION, 521 00:21:47,488 --> 00:21:48,780 COUNTERFEITING... 522 00:21:48,817 --> 00:21:50,984 OH, WHEN YOU SAIDSHE WAS A POLICE OFFICER, 523 00:21:51,017 --> 00:21:53,017 I WAS THINKINGPARKING TICKETS. 524 00:21:53,052 --> 00:21:55,094 [AWKWARD CHUCKLE] 525 00:21:57,619 --> 00:22:00,244 DESSERT THE OTHER NIGHTWAS OUT OF THIS WORLD. 526 00:22:00,276 --> 00:22:01,776 YOU SHOULDHAVE TRIED IT. 527 00:22:01,771 --> 00:22:04,022 YES. IT LOOKEDQUITE APPETIZING. 528 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,097 TRUST ME. 529 00:22:05,093 --> 00:22:06,260 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. 530 00:22:06,298 --> 00:22:08,089 MAYBE NEXT TIME IF WE--UH... 531 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,328 OH, LOOK! 532 00:22:10,366 --> 00:22:12,074 DOESN'T THAT WOMANLOOK A LITTLE 533 00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:14,152 LIKE ELEANORIN PASSPORTS? 534 00:22:14,185 --> 00:22:16,520 [JAZZY BAND MUSIC RISES] 535 00:22:16,553 --> 00:22:18,970 [♪♪] 536 00:22:25,563 --> 00:22:27,730 [BOTH]: OOH! 537 00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:32,298 [♪♪] 538 00:22:34,574 --> 00:22:35,990 [ALL APPLAUDING] 539 00:22:36,027 --> 00:22:37,152 THAT WAS MICHAEL AND SOPHIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 540 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,814 THEY'LL BE BACK LATER. 541 00:22:38,849 --> 00:22:40,683 MY GOODNESS! 542 00:22:40,718 --> 00:22:42,302 THAT WAS VIGOROUS. 543 00:22:42,337 --> 00:22:43,505 I THOUGHTTHEY WERE GREAT. 544 00:22:43,543 --> 00:22:45,626 I ALWAYS ENJOYA SPIRITED PERFORMANCE, 545 00:22:45,618 --> 00:22:47,785 BUT I GUESS I THOUGHTTHE ATMOSPHERE HERE 546 00:22:47,778 --> 00:22:50,778 WOULD BE A BIT MORE, UH,INTIMATE. 547 00:22:50,808 --> 00:22:52,892 WELL, THE LAST TIMEI WAS HERE-- 548 00:22:52,925 --> 00:22:54,592 OH, YOU'VE BEEN HERE? 549 00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:56,254 WELL, UH... AHEM. 550 00:22:56,289 --> 00:22:58,414 I THINK THERE WASA SUNDAY BRUNCH 551 00:22:58,449 --> 00:23:00,282 I MAY HAVE ATTENDED. 552 00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:05,067 OR MAYBE IT WAS A LATELATE-AFTERNOON TEA-SLASH-DINNER. 553 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,050 OH. 554 00:23:06,088 --> 00:23:09,046 YEAH, THE CHIEFOF POSTAL SECURITY, 555 00:23:09,078 --> 00:23:10,204 THAT MAN LESTER 556 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,449 IN INTERNAL AFFAIRS, 557 00:23:11,486 --> 00:23:13,695 HE ASKED ME OUT. 558 00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:15,353 YOU CAME HEREWITH LESTER KIMSICLE? 559 00:23:15,389 --> 00:23:18,014 HE WANTED TOGET TO KNOW ME BETTER... 560 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:21,422 FOR SECURITY REASONS,HE SAID. 561 00:23:22,489 --> 00:23:24,032 OH, YOU WEREON OFFICIAL BUSINESS? 562 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:26,442 RIGHT. 563 00:23:26,476 --> 00:23:27,726 [RELIEVED SIGH] 564 00:23:27,763 --> 00:23:30,971 AND, IN THE INTERESTOF FULL DISCLOSURE, 565 00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:32,959 I WAS HERE ONCE WITH STEVE. 566 00:23:34,281 --> 00:23:35,365 STEVE? 567 00:23:35,402 --> 00:23:37,362 YOUR OLD FLAMEFROM WASHINGTON? 568 00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:38,521 HE WAS HERE? 569 00:23:39,762 --> 00:23:42,471 THIS IS WHEREWE OFFICIALLY BROKE UP. 570 00:23:42,502 --> 00:23:43,586 [AWKWARD CHUCKLE] 571 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,582 RIGHT THERE. 572 00:23:45,616 --> 00:23:48,075 THAT TABLE WITHTHE LADY AND THE LOBSTER. 573 00:23:48,107 --> 00:23:49,899 I SEE. 574 00:23:49,936 --> 00:23:52,311 IT WAS WHEN I FIRSTMOVED TO DENVER, 575 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:54,635 AND HE HAD FLOWN INTO CHANGE MY MIND, 576 00:23:54,669 --> 00:23:57,710 BUT BY THEN,I HAD MET YOU-- GUYS, 577 00:23:57,741 --> 00:23:58,824 AND... 578 00:23:58,862 --> 00:24:00,279 I TOLD HIMIT WAS OVER 579 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,940 AND HE SHOULD GO BACK TO D.C. 580 00:24:02,972 --> 00:24:04,598 I'M SORRY 581 00:24:04,634 --> 00:24:06,342 I... 582 00:24:06,336 --> 00:24:07,419 CHOSE A PLACE 583 00:24:07,457 --> 00:24:11,499 FRAUGHT WITH SO MANY MEMORIESFOR OUR FIRST... 584 00:24:11,485 --> 00:24:13,401 UH... 585 00:24:13,436 --> 00:24:15,811 OUR FIRST... 586 00:24:15,803 --> 00:24:17,846 OUR FIRST...? 587 00:24:17,879 --> 00:24:21,588 I WONDER WHERE THE GENTLEMEN'SCONVENIENCE MIGHT BE. 588 00:24:21,616 --> 00:24:23,241 OH, IT'SRIGHT OVER THERE. 589 00:24:24,398 --> 00:24:26,106 PROBABLY. 590 00:24:26,142 --> 00:24:27,767 [NIKKI]:♪ THE MAN LEAVES 591 00:24:27,803 --> 00:24:28,844 THANK YOU. 592 00:24:28,882 --> 00:24:32,050 ♪ AND I'M ON MY OWN 593 00:24:33,076 --> 00:24:40,618 ♪ I JUST SITAND SIMPLY WATCH THE DOOR ♪ 594 00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:42,341 ♪ AND TELL MYSELF... 595 00:24:42,377 --> 00:24:46,211 WAS IT, UH, CUSTARD,CURD, OR MERINGUE? 596 00:24:46,239 --> 00:24:48,197 I'M SORRY? 597 00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:50,520 THE DESSERT. 598 00:24:50,515 --> 00:24:55,015 SEE, I PREFER A FILLINGWITH CUSTARD OR A GOOD CURD. 599 00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:57,667 MERINGUE ALWAYS SEEMSA WASTE OF A GOOD EGG. 600 00:24:58,986 --> 00:25:00,486 IT WAS A CUSTARD 601 00:25:00,522 --> 00:25:02,480 WITH A CURD GLAZE. 602 00:25:03,594 --> 00:25:04,969 AH. 603 00:25:04,964 --> 00:25:05,964 OLIVER! 604 00:25:07,082 --> 00:25:08,291 HELLO! 605 00:25:08,327 --> 00:25:10,161 HI! 606 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,399 YOU REMEMBER SHANE. 607 00:25:13,435 --> 00:25:16,185 YES, OF COURSE!COME ON IN. 608 00:25:16,217 --> 00:25:18,342 -PLEASE.-THANK YOU. 609 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,901 [DALE]:WELL, HE'S EDUCATED. 610 00:25:25,933 --> 00:25:27,933 YOU DON'T GET A LOT OFRANSOM NOTES IN LATIN. 611 00:25:27,968 --> 00:25:30,384 BUT YOU DON'T WANT TOMAKE A FORMAL REPORT? 612 00:25:30,376 --> 00:25:31,418 WELL, FOR NOW, 613 00:25:31,456 --> 00:25:32,622 I WAS HOPINGWE MIGHT HAVE 614 00:25:32,659 --> 00:25:34,534 A RHETORICAL CONVERSATIONABOUT THE SORT OF PERSON 615 00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:36,361 WHO MIGHT DO THIS. 616 00:25:36,396 --> 00:25:37,729 OKAY, 617 00:25:37,766 --> 00:25:39,142 WELL, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, 618 00:25:39,179 --> 00:25:40,345 THIS RHETORICAL PERSON 619 00:25:40,341 --> 00:25:42,091 PROBABLY WORKSFOR THE POST OFFICE. 620 00:25:42,127 --> 00:25:43,835 OLIVER FIGURED THAT OUTRIGHT AWAY, 621 00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:46,037 AND WE HAVE A DESCRIPTIONFROM SOMEONE 622 00:25:46,071 --> 00:25:47,988 WHO HANDED OUR SUSPECTTHE LETTER ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 623 00:25:48,023 --> 00:25:50,481 MALE, GRAY HAIR,PROBABLY OVER 60 YEARS OLD, 624 00:25:50,514 --> 00:25:52,640 AND HE SAID SOMETHINGTO OUR WITNESS 625 00:25:52,632 --> 00:25:54,173 LIKE, UH, 626 00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:55,960 "WHAT GOOD IS A LETTERIF YOU DON'T MAIL IT?" 627 00:25:55,995 --> 00:25:57,453 [CHUCKLES] 628 00:25:57,490 --> 00:25:59,365 WELL, THAT SOUNDSLIKE A PHILOSOPHER 629 00:25:59,399 --> 00:26:01,941 WHO'S TIRED OF DREAMING. 630 00:26:01,932 --> 00:26:03,974 HE WANTS SOMETHING,HE KNOWS YOU WANT THE MAIL BACK, 631 00:26:04,008 --> 00:26:05,009 SO HE'S KEEPING IT HOSTAGE. 632 00:26:05,047 --> 00:26:06,672 YOU THINKHE MIGHT BE DANGEROUS? 633 00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:08,999 IT'S POSSIBLE. 634 00:26:09,033 --> 00:26:10,116 OH, DEAR. 635 00:26:10,154 --> 00:26:11,904 SO WE'RE LOOKINGFOR POSTAL CARRIERS 636 00:26:11,897 --> 00:26:13,939 THAT ARE OVER 60AND DEPRESSED? 637 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,932 [CHUCKLES] WELL,THAT SHOULD NARROW IT DOWN. 638 00:26:15,966 --> 00:26:18,050 YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE MORETO GO ON THAN THAT. 639 00:26:18,083 --> 00:26:20,418 YOU HAVE A CAKE-TOPPER,SOME BEANS, AND... 640 00:26:20,451 --> 00:26:22,951 WHAT IS THIS? A GOOSE? 641 00:26:22,984 --> 00:26:24,359 YES. 642 00:26:24,396 --> 00:26:27,646 HMM. REMEMBER,THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE MAIL. 643 00:26:27,675 --> 00:26:30,217 HE'S PLAYING A GAME. 644 00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:32,501 HE'S NOT JUST SENDING THISTO ANYBODY AT THE POST OFFICE. 645 00:26:32,534 --> 00:26:35,076 HE WANTS SOMEBODY IN PARTICULARTO FIGURE THIS OUT, 646 00:26:35,109 --> 00:26:38,109 AND HE WANTS TO PROVE THATHE'S JUST AS SMART AS THEY ARE. 647 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:40,806 SO, HE KNOWS THEM? 648 00:26:40,838 --> 00:26:43,796 OH, YES.AND HE HATES THEM. 649 00:26:43,828 --> 00:26:46,954 SO, IF WE DON'TFIGURE OUT THE GAME, 650 00:26:46,942 --> 00:26:48,400 HE'S JUST GONNAKEEP STEALING MAIL 651 00:26:48,437 --> 00:26:49,937 AND LEAVINGWEIRD STUFF BEHIND? 652 00:26:49,932 --> 00:26:51,015 I DON'T THINK SO. 653 00:26:51,053 --> 00:26:53,303 YOU SEE, THE LATIN QUOTATIONIS DIFFERENT 654 00:26:53,336 --> 00:26:54,628 FROM THE OTHER CLUES. 655 00:26:54,665 --> 00:26:57,081 THIS LITERALLY SAYS"REMEMBERTHIS,"BUT-- 656 00:26:57,072 --> 00:26:58,447 BUT... 657 00:26:58,484 --> 00:26:59,735 THERE'SAN ALTERNATE TRANSLATION. 658 00:26:59,731 --> 00:27:01,564 YES! 659 00:27:01,557 --> 00:27:03,682 "PERHAPS SOMEDAYIT WILL BE GOOD 660 00:27:03,717 --> 00:27:05,300 TO REMEMBER THESE THINGS." 661 00:27:05,336 --> 00:27:07,669 THESE THINGS! 662 00:27:07,702 --> 00:27:09,244 RIGHT. 663 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,697 DOES THE POST OFFICEKEEP A RECORD 664 00:27:10,692 --> 00:27:12,360 OF THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE WONTHE DARK OF NIGHT AWARD? 665 00:27:12,395 --> 00:27:13,562 I RAN A SEARCHOF THE LIST 666 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:14,682 ON THE WAY OVER HERE, 667 00:27:14,678 --> 00:27:15,803 AND I FILTERED FOR 668 00:27:15,841 --> 00:27:17,882 DUCKS, GEESE,CAKE DECORATIONS, 669 00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:19,000 KIDNEY BEANS, BEANS, 670 00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:20,455 YOU NAME IT,AND ALL I GOT 671 00:27:20,491 --> 00:27:22,950 WAS A HUNDRED YEARSOF RECIPIENTS AND DATES. 672 00:27:22,982 --> 00:27:25,983 OH, AND A VERY NICE ARTICLEABOUT US HERE, OLIVER, 673 00:27:25,972 --> 00:27:26,972 WHEN WE GOT OURS. 674 00:27:27,010 --> 00:27:28,593 OH. 675 00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:30,797 YOU NEVER MENTIONED THAT. 676 00:27:30,830 --> 00:27:33,789 OH, WELL, IT WAS A BIT OFA MIRACLE, FRANKLY. 677 00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:35,278 [OLIVER AND DALE CHUCKLE] 678 00:27:35,314 --> 00:27:36,773 OLIVER... 679 00:27:36,768 --> 00:27:37,809 WHAT DID YOUR GRANDFATHER 680 00:27:37,847 --> 00:27:40,056 RECEIVE HIS DARK OF NIGHT AWARDFOR? 681 00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:42,340 HE GAVE UP CHRISTMAS EVEWITH HIS FAMILY 682 00:27:42,374 --> 00:27:43,665 TO STAYIN THE TERMINAL ANNEX 683 00:27:43,702 --> 00:27:45,702 TO HELP A DAMAGEDSHIPMENT OF... 684 00:27:45,737 --> 00:27:48,237 OF GOOSE EGGSHATCH OVERNIGHT! 685 00:27:48,228 --> 00:27:50,269 AND THE KIDNEY BEANS? 686 00:27:50,303 --> 00:27:53,804 WHY KIDNEY BEANS,WHY NOT PINTO OR LIMA? 687 00:27:53,834 --> 00:27:56,834 BECAUSE YOU AND IAND NORMAN AND RITA 688 00:27:56,864 --> 00:27:58,073 HELPED A GIRL WHO NEEDED-- 689 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,194 [OVERLAPPING]:...A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT! 690 00:28:01,223 --> 00:28:02,973 OLIVER, 691 00:28:03,009 --> 00:28:04,509 WHAT DID YOUR FATHERGET HIS FOR? 692 00:28:04,504 --> 00:28:06,505 OH, HE NEVER RECEIVED ONE. 693 00:28:06,539 --> 00:28:08,830 WELL, YES, HE DID. 694 00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:11,364 I MEAN, IT'S RIGHT HERE-- 695 00:28:11,397 --> 00:28:14,355 "JOSEPH HENRY O'TOOLE".THAT'S HIM, RIGHT? 696 00:28:14,386 --> 00:28:15,469 YES, BUT... 697 00:28:17,002 --> 00:28:19,127 THAT'S IT.HE'S TARGETING O'TOOLES. 698 00:28:21,238 --> 00:28:23,613 I NEED TO FIND MY FATHER. 699 00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:33,867 [♪♪] 700 00:28:33,902 --> 00:28:35,902 [SLURPING] 701 00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,390 I THINK HIS EYESWERE FURTHER APART. 702 00:28:39,424 --> 00:28:41,132 OKAY. 703 00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:47,735 WHAT ABOUT THE SH-- 704 00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:49,728 [SLURPING] 705 00:28:49,804 --> 00:28:52,221 [♪♪] 706 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:03,806 THAT'S HER FOURTHBLUEBERRY SMOOTHIE. 707 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:08,542 I THOUGHT BLUEMADE HER SAD. 708 00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:10,322 [RITA]: YEAH, WELL... 709 00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:11,399 THAT'S WHAT WE DO 710 00:29:11,437 --> 00:29:14,229 WHEN WE'RE GRIEVINGA RELATIONSHIP, NORMAN. 711 00:29:14,261 --> 00:29:16,094 WE REREADALL THE OLD LOVE LETTERS, 712 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:18,837 WE REVISIT ALL THE OLD PLACES. 713 00:29:18,869 --> 00:29:21,077 WE SEE SOMETHINGLIKE THE COLOR BLUE 714 00:29:21,111 --> 00:29:24,778 OR WE HEAR A CERTAIN SONGAND... 715 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,599 WE CRY. 716 00:29:29,416 --> 00:29:30,500 "WE"? 717 00:29:32,405 --> 00:29:36,364 DID YOU BREAK UPWITH SOMEBODY BEFORE ME? 718 00:29:36,350 --> 00:29:37,975 YEAH. YEAH. 719 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,094 BOB. 720 00:29:41,499 --> 00:29:43,958 YOU DATED A GUY NAMED BOB? 721 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:46,532 UH... 722 00:29:46,565 --> 00:29:47,856 YEAH. 723 00:29:48,972 --> 00:29:51,222 WHY DIDN'T YOUTELL ME THIS BEFORE? 724 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:55,418 'CAUSE I'M TELLINGYOU NOW! [CHUCKLES] 725 00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:57,825 I DATEDA GUY NAMED BOB. 726 00:29:57,858 --> 00:29:59,650 UH, HE USED TOWORK AT THE ZOO, 727 00:29:59,685 --> 00:30:01,560 AND THEN HE GOTA JOB OFFER 728 00:30:01,595 --> 00:30:03,178 AT THE BOUVET ISLANDANIMAL RESERVE, 729 00:30:03,214 --> 00:30:04,839 AND HE SAID THAT 730 00:30:04,875 --> 00:30:07,166 ANTARCTICA WASN'T A PLACEFOR A GIRL LIKE ME, 731 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,201 AND-- AND THAT WE SHOULDBREAK UP, YEAH. 732 00:30:10,232 --> 00:30:15,023 OH, SO, YOU WENT OUT, UH,A COUPLE OF TIMES? 733 00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:16,465 WELL, HE LIKED TO TALK. 734 00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:17,460 UH, HE HAD A LOT TO SAY. 735 00:30:17,497 --> 00:30:18,456 [CHUCKLING] 736 00:30:18,494 --> 00:30:19,994 WELL, HOW LONG DID HE TALK FOR? 737 00:30:20,030 --> 00:30:21,531 A MONTH? A YEAR? 738 00:30:21,568 --> 00:30:23,318 NORMAN... 739 00:30:24,764 --> 00:30:27,431 FORGET IT. 740 00:30:27,463 --> 00:30:29,838 HE'S OLD NEWS ANYWAYS,RIGHT? 741 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:31,579 YEAH. 742 00:30:31,615 --> 00:30:33,657 PRETTY MUCH. 743 00:30:33,650 --> 00:30:35,651 HE'S THE GUY THATI SEND MONEY TO EVERY MONTH, 744 00:30:35,684 --> 00:30:38,809 TO HELP SAVE THE BOUVET ISLANDBURROWING YELLOWTAIL OWL. 745 00:30:40,128 --> 00:30:42,961 YOU SEND YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND$50 A MONTH? 746 00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:45,742 I DON'T LOOK AT ITLIKE THAT ANYMORE, 747 00:30:45,773 --> 00:30:46,940 BUT HE'S DOINGGOOD WORK, 748 00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:49,145 AND YOU KNOW HOWI FEEL ABOUT OWLS. 749 00:30:50,134 --> 00:30:51,093 YES, BUT-- 750 00:30:51,089 --> 00:30:52,922 NIKKI? 751 00:30:54,203 --> 00:30:57,744 DID YOU NEEDANOTHER SMOOTHIE? 752 00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:58,941 [THUD] 753 00:30:58,977 --> 00:31:01,519 THERE AREN'T ENOUGH SMOOTHIESIN THE WORLD. 754 00:31:03,048 --> 00:31:04,464 HERE. 755 00:31:04,501 --> 00:31:07,084 WOULD YOU LIKETO TALK ABOUT IT? 756 00:31:11,227 --> 00:31:14,102 WE WERE CLOSING UPAND HE SAID HE WANTED TO TALK. 757 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,208 ARE YOU OKAY? 758 00:31:18,245 --> 00:31:19,786 NIKKI, I, UH... 759 00:31:19,822 --> 00:31:21,114 WHAT IS IT? 760 00:31:22,355 --> 00:31:24,438 YOU ARE THE BEST FRIENDI'VE EVER HAD. 761 00:31:24,472 --> 00:31:27,138 AND WHENWE SING TOGETHER, 762 00:31:27,171 --> 00:31:29,797 IT'S LIKE WE WERE BORNTO BE A TEAM. 763 00:31:29,829 --> 00:31:31,287 I KNOW. 764 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,449 NOW WE'VE BEEN DATINGFOR, I DON'T KNOW-- 765 00:31:33,482 --> 00:31:35,774 A YEAR NEXT TUESDAY.BUT? 766 00:31:35,766 --> 00:31:38,641 THERE'S A "BUT" COMING,I CAN FEEL IT. 767 00:31:38,673 --> 00:31:41,006 IT'S JUST THAT... 768 00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:43,665 [SIGHS] 769 00:31:44,901 --> 00:31:46,651 THINGS HAVE CHANGED. 770 00:31:49,593 --> 00:31:51,593 OH, GOD. 771 00:31:52,624 --> 00:31:54,165 YOU'RE GONNA BREAK MY HEART,AREN'T YOU? 772 00:31:54,201 --> 00:31:55,577 LET ME EXPLAIN. 773 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,447 I COULDN'T STAND THERE AND LISTEN 774 00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:58,608 TO ANOTHER GUY TELL ME 775 00:31:58,644 --> 00:32:00,269 "IT'S ALL MOVING TOO FAST," 776 00:32:00,306 --> 00:32:02,806 OR HE'S MET SOMEBODY ELSE... 777 00:32:04,499 --> 00:32:07,249 OR HE NEEDS TO BE FREE. 778 00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:10,445 SO I RAN AWAY. 779 00:32:10,478 --> 00:32:13,562 AND HE DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW ME. 780 00:32:13,592 --> 00:32:15,759 SO I JUST KEPT GOING. 781 00:32:15,793 --> 00:32:17,376 [SIGHING HEAVILY] 782 00:32:18,574 --> 00:32:20,741 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW? 783 00:32:20,775 --> 00:32:22,275 YES! 784 00:32:22,311 --> 00:32:24,104 LIKE IN THE MOVIES. 785 00:32:24,098 --> 00:32:26,223 I'VE BEEN WATCHINGTHE WRONG MOVIES. 786 00:32:26,257 --> 00:32:27,882 -[DOOR OPENS] YEAH.-[SHANE]: WE'RE BACK! 787 00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:29,042 HI! 788 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,413 HOW DID IT GOWITH YOUR FRIEND? 789 00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:32,075 IT WAS VERY ENLIGHTENING. 790 00:32:32,111 --> 00:32:35,527 YES, IT WAS. 791 00:32:35,557 --> 00:32:37,308 NORMAN,HOW GOES THE SKETCH? 792 00:32:37,343 --> 00:32:39,218 OH! WELL... 793 00:32:39,212 --> 00:32:41,462 IT'S TAKING LONGERTHAN I THOUGHT. 794 00:32:41,495 --> 00:32:42,537 WHATEVER YOU DO, 795 00:32:42,533 --> 00:32:44,450 DON'T MENTIONTHE COLOR BLUE. 796 00:32:45,522 --> 00:32:46,689 UH, MISS BERGENS. 797 00:32:46,685 --> 00:32:50,186 UH, I HEAR YOU'RE DEALINGWITH A BROKEN HEART TODAY. 798 00:32:50,214 --> 00:32:53,089 SORRY THATYOU'RE HURTING. 799 00:32:53,121 --> 00:32:54,871 I DO KNOW HOW THAT FEELS. 800 00:32:54,907 --> 00:32:56,282 HOWEVER-- 801 00:32:56,318 --> 00:32:58,277 [PHONE RINGS] 802 00:33:01,135 --> 00:33:02,969 OLIVER O'TOOLE. 803 00:33:03,004 --> 00:33:04,045 IT'S HIM! 804 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,958 [GASPING COLLECTIVELY] 805 00:33:05,993 --> 00:33:07,993 YOU FIGURED ITOUT YET, SONNY? 806 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:10,402 SIR, WHOEVER YOU ARE,YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF-- 807 00:33:10,435 --> 00:33:13,185 YOU'D BETTER GET ON THE BALLAND WISE UP, JUNIOR, 808 00:33:13,217 --> 00:33:15,050 OR YOU'RE NEVER GONNASEE THAT MAIL AGAIN! 809 00:33:15,086 --> 00:33:16,169 NOW, SEE HERE. YOU-- 810 00:33:16,207 --> 00:33:18,374 NO, YOU SEE!IF YOU CAN. 811 00:33:18,408 --> 00:33:20,700 I'LL BE WAITINGFOR YOU. [CLICK] 812 00:33:20,733 --> 00:33:22,358 HELLO? 813 00:33:22,394 --> 00:33:23,727 I DIDN'THEAR IT ALL. 814 00:33:23,764 --> 00:33:25,264 HE CALLED HIM"JUNIOR". 815 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,300 [RITA GASPS] 816 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,547 HE SAID THAT IF WE DIDN'TKEEP UP WITH HIM, 817 00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,206 WE'D NEVERSEE THE MAIL AGAIN. 818 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,367 NO! YOU CAN'T LET HIMHAVE THOSE LETTERS! 819 00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:34,692 YOU'VE GOT TOGET MINE BACK. 820 00:33:34,726 --> 00:33:36,018 YOU HAVE TO. 821 00:33:36,013 --> 00:33:37,346 MISS BERGENS, I UNDERSTAND 822 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:38,799 THE PERSONAL NATUREOF YOUR LETTER, 823 00:33:38,836 --> 00:33:41,544 BUT IT'S UNLIKELY THAT HE'S READEVERY LETTER HE'S PURLOINED. 824 00:33:41,576 --> 00:33:43,994 FACT IS, HE'S MUCH MORE LIKELYTO DESTROY THEM, I'M AFRAID. 825 00:33:44,026 --> 00:33:46,526 IT'S NOTJUST WHAT I SAID, 826 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:48,392 IT'S WHAT'S IN IT. 827 00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:50,345 WHAT'S IN THE LETTER? 828 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:56,490 $50,000. 829 00:33:57,604 --> 00:33:58,688 [OLIVER]: FORGIVE ME. 830 00:33:58,725 --> 00:34:00,767 YOU SAID THE CARDYOU MAILED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND 831 00:34:00,802 --> 00:34:02,593 CONTAINED $50,000? 832 00:34:02,586 --> 00:34:04,253 OH,EX-BOYFRIEND. 833 00:34:04,247 --> 00:34:05,247 BUT I MAILED IT 834 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:08,577 SIX HOURS BEFOREHE TURNED INTO MY EX. 835 00:34:08,565 --> 00:34:10,650 WELL, IT'S A NICEWAY TO SAY GOODBYE. 836 00:34:10,683 --> 00:34:11,600 CAN'T YOU JUST 837 00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:12,722 STOP PAYMENTON THE CHECK? 838 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,718 IT'S NOT A CHECK. 839 00:34:13,756 --> 00:34:15,381 OUR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARYWAS COMING UP 840 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:17,376 AND HE LOVES GETTING MAIL, 841 00:34:17,409 --> 00:34:19,701 SO I MADE HIM A CARDAND I WROTE, 842 00:34:19,735 --> 00:34:21,693 "WHEN I MET YOU, IT WASLIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY." 843 00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:23,979 AND ONTHE INSIDE I PUT-- 844 00:34:24,012 --> 00:34:25,096 UH-OH. 845 00:34:25,133 --> 00:34:27,467 YEAH. A LOTTERY TICKET. 846 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:31,666 THEN WE BROKE UP,AND I WAS WALKING HOME AND... 847 00:34:33,022 --> 00:34:36,522 YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMANWHO DOES THE LOTTERY NUMBERS? 848 00:34:36,551 --> 00:34:37,593 RAMON RODRIGUEZ! 849 00:34:37,631 --> 00:34:39,089 WE KNOW RAMON. 850 00:34:40,371 --> 00:34:42,371 [RAMON]:THAT'S RIGHT, SARAH, THERE MAY BE RAIN, 851 00:34:42,406 --> 00:34:44,864 BUT IT COULD STILL BE A BEAUTIFUL DAY 852 00:34:44,897 --> 00:34:47,313 FOR ONE LUCKY MEGAPOWER SWEEPSTAKES PLAYER! 853 00:34:49,257 --> 00:34:51,008 THREE. 854 00:34:51,042 --> 00:34:52,626 SEVEN. 855 00:34:52,662 --> 00:34:54,162 12. 856 00:34:54,198 --> 00:34:55,531 15... 857 00:34:55,568 --> 00:34:58,026 [SHRIEKING]: AHH! 858 00:34:58,059 --> 00:34:59,892 [♪♪] 859 00:34:59,928 --> 00:35:01,011 THE NUMBERS ON THE TICKET 860 00:35:01,049 --> 00:35:03,382 WERE THE DAY, YEAR,AND TIME WE MET. 861 00:35:03,373 --> 00:35:05,916 IT WONFIVE OUT OF SIX. 862 00:35:05,949 --> 00:35:08,157 AND NOW IT'SWORTH $50,000. 863 00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:09,441 MY GOODNESS. 864 00:35:09,478 --> 00:35:12,103 I WORE BLUE FOR HIM. 865 00:35:12,135 --> 00:35:14,052 I LEARNED TO COOKTROUT FOR HIM. 866 00:35:14,086 --> 00:35:15,503 HE REALLY LIKES TROUT. 867 00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:16,873 OH. 868 00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:19,077 WE WERE BOTH SAVING UPTO MOVE TO NEW YORK 869 00:35:19,111 --> 00:35:22,194 TO AUDITION FOR CLUBSAND CABARETS TOGETHER. 870 00:35:22,225 --> 00:35:23,642 WE HAD ALL THESE PLANS 871 00:35:23,678 --> 00:35:25,012 AND I THOUGHTMAYBE THIS TIME 872 00:35:25,048 --> 00:35:27,382 I'D FOUND SOMEBODYDIFFERENT. 873 00:35:27,415 --> 00:35:30,165 BUT HE'S JUST LIKEALL THE REST, EXCEPT... 874 00:35:30,197 --> 00:35:31,990 IF HE GETSTHAT LETTER NOW, 875 00:35:32,024 --> 00:35:34,191 HE'LL BE RICH, TOO. 876 00:35:34,225 --> 00:35:35,350 AND HE'LL GOTO NEW YORK 877 00:35:35,387 --> 00:35:37,887 AND I'LL JUST BE HERE... 878 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,087 COOKING TROUT. 879 00:35:40,079 --> 00:35:44,245 ONE MUST NEVER REGRETAN ACT OF LOVE, MISS BERGENS. 880 00:35:45,395 --> 00:35:47,437 NEVER. 881 00:35:48,633 --> 00:35:50,050 NORMAN, RITA,WILL YOU PLEASE 882 00:35:50,045 --> 00:35:52,003 COMPLETE THE SKETCHWITH MISS BERGENS? 883 00:35:52,038 --> 00:35:53,496 IF I'M NEEDED, 884 00:35:53,532 --> 00:35:55,740 I'LL BE IN THE MAILBOX GRILLE.EXCUSE ME. 885 00:35:57,185 --> 00:35:59,311 [♪♪] 886 00:36:00,509 --> 00:36:01,467 OH! 887 00:36:01,505 --> 00:36:03,255 [SHANE SIGHS] 888 00:36:12,799 --> 00:36:16,632 HIS NOSE WAS KIND OFBIG AND POINTY. 889 00:36:16,618 --> 00:36:19,410 OKAY. 890 00:36:21,102 --> 00:36:22,686 SORRY. 891 00:36:22,721 --> 00:36:24,721 IT'S OKAY. 892 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:30,710 UH, YOU CAN PUT THATOVER THERE IN THE "OUT" BOX. 893 00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:34,399 [♪♪] 894 00:36:34,390 --> 00:36:35,890 TO "BOB." 895 00:36:44,812 --> 00:36:47,270 [♪♪] 896 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:00,427 HEY. 897 00:37:00,465 --> 00:37:01,549 DAD. 898 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:02,753 YOU LOOK GOOD. 899 00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:04,831 OH. THANKS. PLEASE. 900 00:37:06,777 --> 00:37:08,777 BEEN A WHILE. 901 00:37:08,811 --> 00:37:09,811 YES, WELL,I CALLED. 902 00:37:09,849 --> 00:37:12,391 YOU'VE BEEN BUSY. 903 00:37:13,586 --> 00:37:16,294 YEAH, I'VE TAKEN UPHIKING AGAIN. 904 00:37:16,326 --> 00:37:17,368 LIVE IN COLORADO, 905 00:37:17,405 --> 00:37:18,655 YOU GOTTA GET OUT THEREAND HIKE, RIGHT? 906 00:37:18,693 --> 00:37:20,569 YOU DO? 907 00:37:20,562 --> 00:37:22,395 WELL, I DO. 908 00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:23,763 YOU SHOULD COME SOME TIME. 909 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,925 OH. I HAVEA GREAT LOVE OF NATURE. 910 00:37:26,956 --> 00:37:30,039 I WOULDN'T MINDEXPANDING IT TO THE... 911 00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:31,153 OUTDOORS. 912 00:37:32,852 --> 00:37:34,269 OKAY. 913 00:37:34,306 --> 00:37:35,264 [CHUCKLES] 914 00:37:35,302 --> 00:37:36,343 IN THE MEANTIME, 915 00:37:36,382 --> 00:37:38,257 SOUNDS LIKEYOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 916 00:37:38,292 --> 00:37:39,792 YES. SOMEONE'S BEEN 917 00:37:39,827 --> 00:37:42,244 STEALING MAIL FROM THE BOXESIN THE BONNIE BRAE AREA, 918 00:37:42,278 --> 00:37:43,778 I WAS HOPINGYOU MIGHT HELP US OUT. 919 00:37:45,183 --> 00:37:46,309 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 920 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,430 I'M NOT SURE THEY'VE EVERFORGIVEN ME OVER THERE 921 00:37:48,464 --> 00:37:49,506 FOR DEFECTING 922 00:37:49,544 --> 00:37:50,586 TO FEDEX. 923 00:37:50,624 --> 00:37:51,999 I'M NOT EVENSURE YOU HAVE. 924 00:37:52,035 --> 00:37:53,410 OH, OF COURSE, I HAVE.YOU HAD YOUR REASONS. 925 00:37:53,447 --> 00:37:55,780 SOMEDAY, YOU'LL TELL MEWHAT THEY WERE. 926 00:37:57,101 --> 00:37:58,434 MAYBE ON A HIKE. 927 00:37:58,429 --> 00:38:01,305 PERHAPS YOU MIGHT TELL ME 928 00:38:01,337 --> 00:38:03,253 ABOUT THAT DARK OF NIGHT AWARDYOU WON, TOO. 929 00:38:04,575 --> 00:38:05,991 AH. 930 00:38:06,028 --> 00:38:07,403 WELL, IT WAS A WHILE AGO. 931 00:38:07,398 --> 00:38:09,023 I CAN'T BELIEVEI NEVER KNEW ABOUT THAT. 932 00:38:09,059 --> 00:38:11,934 I DIDN'T SPREAD IT AROUND, 933 00:38:11,965 --> 00:38:15,633 AND IT HAPPENEDAFTER YOU LEFT HOME. 934 00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:16,619 AH. 935 00:38:16,658 --> 00:38:18,533 IT WAS NOTHING LIKEWHAT YOU GUYS DID. 936 00:38:18,526 --> 00:38:19,776 I JUST DELIVERED 937 00:38:19,813 --> 00:38:22,188 A MISROUTED WEDDING DRESSIN TIME FOR A WEDDING. 938 00:38:23,591 --> 00:38:25,758 A WEDDING? 939 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:27,292 OLIVER! 940 00:38:27,329 --> 00:38:28,996 IT'S FINISHED. 941 00:38:28,990 --> 00:38:31,115 UH, NIKKI SAYSIT'S REALLY CLOSE, 942 00:38:31,148 --> 00:38:34,148 BUT WE CAN BRING HER BACK INIF WE NEED TO. 943 00:38:35,218 --> 00:38:37,384 DO YOU KNOWWHO THIS COULD BE? 944 00:38:41,322 --> 00:38:43,572 YEAH. I DO. 945 00:38:45,598 --> 00:38:47,015 WHO? 946 00:38:47,051 --> 00:38:48,259 DUDLEY CURLY. 947 00:38:48,297 --> 00:38:49,422 HE RESEMBLESTHE SKETCH WE HAD MADE 948 00:38:49,418 --> 00:38:50,418 WITH THE HELPOF A WITNESS, 949 00:38:50,414 --> 00:38:51,872 AND HE MATCHESTHE PROFILE. 950 00:38:51,909 --> 00:38:53,951 GOOD WORK. 951 00:38:53,986 --> 00:38:55,736 SO, IT'S DUDLEY, HUH? 952 00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:56,730 YES. 953 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:57,768 NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 954 00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:01,633 HE WAS A MAIL CARRIERFOR THE POSTAL SERVICE 955 00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:03,208 FOR 45 YEARS. 956 00:39:03,203 --> 00:39:04,703 AND IT'S PROBABLYNO COINCIDENCE 957 00:39:04,698 --> 00:39:06,615 THAT HE RETIRES TODAY. 958 00:39:08,269 --> 00:39:10,269 THIS ISN'T LIKETAKING HOME PAPER CLIPS 959 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:11,804 AND STAPLERSFROM THE OFFICE. 960 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,256 THIS IS THE U.S. MAIL,DARN IT! 961 00:39:13,293 --> 00:39:14,876 I WANT THIS MAN FIRED. 962 00:39:16,656 --> 00:39:18,698 HE'S RETIRING. 963 00:39:19,936 --> 00:39:22,687 WHAT'S THIS GOTTO DO WITH YOU, ANYWAY? 964 00:39:22,718 --> 00:39:26,135 DIDN'T YOU MUSTER OUTAND SIGN UP FOR THE ENEMY? 965 00:39:26,123 --> 00:39:27,456 I ASKED MY FATHERTO HELP US 966 00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:29,785 BECAUSE EVERY CLUETHE SUSPECT LEFT SO FAR 967 00:39:29,818 --> 00:39:31,068 HAS SOMETHINGTO DO WITH US-- 968 00:39:31,105 --> 00:39:33,147 MY GRANDFATHER,MY FATHER, AND I 969 00:39:33,181 --> 00:39:34,599 ALL WON DARK OFNIGHT AWARDS. 970 00:39:34,636 --> 00:39:36,469 I KNEW CURLY. 971 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:37,962 WE WERE FRIENDS ONCE. 972 00:39:37,999 --> 00:39:39,790 THOUGHT IT WAS DUDLEY. 973 00:39:39,825 --> 00:39:41,908 WE CALLED HIM CURLY.HE DOESN'T LIKE DUDLEY. 974 00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:43,776 NEITHER DO I. 975 00:39:43,811 --> 00:39:45,728 GO ON. 976 00:39:45,721 --> 00:39:47,054 CURLY AND I, UH, 977 00:39:47,049 --> 00:39:49,050 HUNG OUT AND WATCHEDTHE BIG GAME ON SUNDAYS, 978 00:39:49,043 --> 00:39:50,710 WE WERE INTHE BOWLING LEAGUE, 979 00:39:50,704 --> 00:39:51,787 AND THENI WON THAT AWARD 980 00:39:51,825 --> 00:39:53,033 AND GOT A NICE PROMOTION 981 00:39:53,029 --> 00:39:55,112 AND HE JUST STOPPEDCOMING AROUND. 982 00:39:55,147 --> 00:39:56,105 WHAT DOES HE WANT? 983 00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,060 WE DON'T KNOW. 984 00:39:58,094 --> 00:39:59,761 HE SAYS HE'S GOING TOHOLD THE MAIL RANSOM 985 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:01,631 UNTIL WE MEET HIS DEMANDS... 986 00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:03,666 THAT HAVE NOT YET BEENSET FORTH. 987 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,409 I'M THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD JUSTGO OVER THERE AND TALK-- 988 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,440 FORGET IT, O'TOOLE! 989 00:40:07,479 --> 00:40:09,229 YOU DON'T QUITTHE POSTAL SERVICE 990 00:40:09,264 --> 00:40:12,139 THEN WALTZ BACK IN HEREJUST BECAUSE WE NEED YOU. 991 00:40:12,170 --> 00:40:14,004 ARE WE CLEAR? 992 00:40:15,285 --> 00:40:16,327 CRYSTAL. 993 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:20,441 SECURITY! 994 00:40:20,475 --> 00:40:22,100 WE ARE MOVING OUT! 995 00:40:23,091 --> 00:40:25,841 [♪♪] 996 00:40:39,533 --> 00:40:42,325 [♪♪] 997 00:40:48,294 --> 00:40:50,669 DISPERSE! DEPLOY! 998 00:40:50,661 --> 00:40:51,661 LOCK THAT DOWN! 999 00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:52,782 WHAT ON EARTH...? 1000 00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:55,071 SET UP A PERIMETERAND-- 1001 00:40:55,105 --> 00:40:56,146 SHANE. 1002 00:40:56,142 --> 00:40:59,142 GOOD TO HAVE YOUONBOARD. 1003 00:40:59,131 --> 00:41:01,673 FEDEX!STAY IN THE TRUCK. 1004 00:41:01,706 --> 00:41:02,789 THIS IS GOVERNMENTBUSINESS. 1005 00:41:02,785 --> 00:41:04,202 RIGHT. 1006 00:41:04,238 --> 00:41:05,155 [RADIO CRACKLES] 1007 00:41:05,194 --> 00:41:06,152 HEADS UP, MEN! 1008 00:41:06,190 --> 00:41:08,315 KEEP YOUR NOSETO THE GRINDSTONE. 1009 00:41:08,348 --> 00:41:09,808 [RADIOS CRACKLING] 1010 00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:14,756 HERE WE COME, DUDLEY. 1011 00:41:18,896 --> 00:41:20,187 [MEGAPHONE SQUEALS]:CURLY DUDLEY! 1012 00:41:20,224 --> 00:41:23,558 THIS IS LESTER KIMSICLE,CHIEF OF POSTAL SECURITY. 1013 00:41:23,546 --> 00:41:25,338 WE HAVEYOUR HOUSE SURROUNDED. 1014 00:41:25,374 --> 00:41:26,874 COME OUTWITH YOUR HANDS UP. 1015 00:41:26,909 --> 00:41:29,034 UH, MR. KIMSICLE,UH, WE BELIEVE-- 1016 00:41:29,027 --> 00:41:31,027 STAND DOWN, O'TOOLE. 1017 00:41:31,061 --> 00:41:33,394 YOU'RE IN MY WHEELHOUSE NOW. 1018 00:41:35,172 --> 00:41:36,798 CURLY DUDLEY! 1019 00:41:36,834 --> 00:41:40,000 CAN... YOU... HEAR ME? 1020 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:43,822 IT'S "DUDLEY CURLY". 1021 00:41:43,809 --> 00:41:45,350 CURLY DUDLEY,DUDLEY CURLY, 1022 00:41:45,386 --> 00:41:47,469 I'M GONNA CALL YA "DUD," OKAY? 1023 00:41:47,504 --> 00:41:50,255 NO! IT'S NOT OKAY. 1024 00:41:50,287 --> 00:41:51,995 [MEGAPHONE SQUEALS] 1025 00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:54,114 WE'RE GONNA NEEDSOME PROOF OF LIFE HERE. 1026 00:41:54,106 --> 00:41:55,189 [DUDLEY]: WHAT? 1027 00:41:55,227 --> 00:41:57,727 PROOF OF LIFE. 1028 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,926 WELL, I'M TALKING TO YOU,AREN'T I? 1029 00:42:00,957 --> 00:42:02,415 YA MORON. 1030 00:42:02,410 --> 00:42:04,161 WELL, WE KNOWYOU'RE ALIVE. 1031 00:42:04,196 --> 00:42:06,404 WE NEED TO KNOWTHE MAIL'S OKAY. 1032 00:42:06,396 --> 00:42:07,896 JUST SHOW USYOU GOT IT. 1033 00:42:07,933 --> 00:42:09,933 [SLAM] 1034 00:42:10,964 --> 00:42:14,047 [RADIOS CRACKLING] 1035 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:17,575 STEALING THE MAILIS A FEDERAL OFFENSE! 1036 00:42:17,607 --> 00:42:22,024 YEAH, WELL, I'M STILL EMPLOYEDUNTIL 5:00! 1037 00:42:22,050 --> 00:42:24,050 HOLD ON A MINUTE. 1038 00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:26,584 WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 1039 00:42:26,617 --> 00:42:27,659 UH, TECHNICALLY, 1040 00:42:27,655 --> 00:42:29,155 THE MAILIS STILL IN THE POSSESSION 1041 00:42:29,191 --> 00:42:31,026 OF AN AUTHORIZED POSTAL CARRIER. 1042 00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:34,185 UNAUTHORIZED REMOVALIS, UM, A VIOLATION OF-- 1043 00:42:34,216 --> 00:42:35,174 NORMAN? 1044 00:42:35,213 --> 00:42:37,463 EMPLOYEEREGULATION 67K. 1045 00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:38,622 [OLIVER]:BUT IT IS NOT A CRIME. 1046 00:42:38,658 --> 00:42:39,783 WELL, AT LEAST, 1047 00:42:39,779 --> 00:42:42,238 NOT UNTIL 5:00,WHEN HE OFFICIALLY RETIRES. 1048 00:42:44,348 --> 00:42:45,806 [GRUMBLING SIGH]FINE. 1049 00:42:45,843 --> 00:42:47,634 [CLICK] 1050 00:42:47,669 --> 00:42:49,002 WE'LL WAIT UNTIL 5:00, 1051 00:42:49,039 --> 00:42:50,664 AND THEN WE'RE COMING IN! 1052 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,866 [DUDLEY]: I WOULDN'T DO THAT,IF I WERE YOU. 1053 00:42:52,900 --> 00:42:56,025 I GET WHAT I WANT OR ELSE. 1054 00:42:56,056 --> 00:42:57,598 OR ELSE, WHAT? 1055 00:42:57,635 --> 00:43:00,677 DUD! OR ELSE WHAT? 1056 00:43:00,707 --> 00:43:02,124 OLIVER. LOOK. 1057 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,243 [♪♪] 1058 00:43:07,059 --> 00:43:09,726 [RITA]: OH, NO!HE'S STARTED A FIRE. 1059 00:43:09,758 --> 00:43:10,717 UH, DUD? 1060 00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:13,006 NOW'S NOT THE TIMETO HAVE A WEENIE-ROAST. 1061 00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:15,331 I DON'T THINKHE'S MAKING LUNCH, MR. KIMSICLE. 1062 00:43:15,364 --> 00:43:17,280 HE'S GOING TO BURN THEM ALL. 1063 00:43:20,471 --> 00:43:22,971 [♪♪] 1064 00:43:30,893 --> 00:43:33,893 HE SAYS HE'LL BURN THE LETTERSIF HE DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS, 1065 00:43:33,924 --> 00:43:35,674 BUT WHAT IS THAT? 1066 00:43:35,709 --> 00:43:37,544 HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED--ATTENTION. 1067 00:43:37,578 --> 00:43:39,287 NOW HE DOESN'T KNOWWHAT TO DO WITH IT. 1068 00:43:39,322 --> 00:43:41,489 HE WAS ALWAYS PUTTINGTHE CART BEFORE THE HORSE. 1069 00:43:41,523 --> 00:43:45,023 HE GOT THAT STICK-SHIFT BEFOREHE LEARNED TO DRIVE BECAUSE-- 1070 00:43:45,051 --> 00:43:46,176 OH, WOW. 1071 00:43:46,214 --> 00:43:47,589 WHAT? 1072 00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:49,667 BECAUSE I HAD ONE. 1073 00:43:51,654 --> 00:43:53,821 WHAT DO YOU SEE,NORMAN? 1074 00:43:53,855 --> 00:43:56,355 DOESN'T LOOK LIKEHE'S BURNED ANYTHING YET. 1075 00:43:56,346 --> 00:43:58,512 BUT HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT. 1076 00:43:59,792 --> 00:44:01,375 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1077 00:44:02,449 --> 00:44:04,616 I THINK LESTER COULDESCALATE THIS INTO A DISASTER 1078 00:44:04,650 --> 00:44:05,608 IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING. 1079 00:44:05,647 --> 00:44:07,105 MS. McINERNEY, 1080 00:44:07,142 --> 00:44:08,809 IT MAY BE TIMETO GIVE HER A CALL. 1081 00:44:08,843 --> 00:44:11,010 I KNOW.I ALREADY CALLED HER. 1082 00:44:11,045 --> 00:44:12,711 DALE IS ON HER WAY. 1083 00:44:14,615 --> 00:44:16,698 [♪♪] 1084 00:44:21,923 --> 00:44:24,757 DALE SHOULD BE HEREIN ABOUT 20 MINUTES. 1085 00:44:24,788 --> 00:44:27,580 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,BUT I AM GETTING HUNGRY. 1086 00:44:27,570 --> 00:44:29,195 THAT'SA GOOD IDEA. 1087 00:44:29,231 --> 00:44:31,273 I BET DUDLEY'SGETTING HUNGRY, TOO. 1088 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,379 SHANE. 1089 00:44:36,372 --> 00:44:37,789 YOU'VE CHANGEDYOUR HAIR. 1090 00:44:37,826 --> 00:44:39,034 NO. 1091 00:44:39,072 --> 00:44:40,905 YOU KNOW,AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER, 1092 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:42,523 WE SHOULD... 1093 00:44:42,559 --> 00:44:43,559 NO. 1094 00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:44,598 MAY I HAVE THAT, PLEASE? 1095 00:44:47,916 --> 00:44:48,832 MR. CURLY! 1096 00:44:48,871 --> 00:44:49,996 I'M GOING OUTFOR SANDWICHES. 1097 00:44:50,034 --> 00:44:52,742 CAN I GET YOUANYTHING? 1098 00:44:54,144 --> 00:44:55,519 PASTRAMI? 1099 00:44:55,555 --> 00:44:56,639 TURKEY? 1100 00:44:56,635 --> 00:45:00,386 CORNED BEEF AND CHICKEN SALADON WHITE. 1101 00:45:00,414 --> 00:45:02,706 MY GOD,THE MAN'S A SAVAGE. 1102 00:45:02,739 --> 00:45:04,614 DO YOU WANTANYTHING ON THAT? 1103 00:45:04,608 --> 00:45:07,483 JUST MAYO.OH! AND SOME COLESLAW. 1104 00:45:07,513 --> 00:45:08,430 GOT IT. 1105 00:45:08,469 --> 00:45:09,635 NOW, PLEASE... 1106 00:45:09,672 --> 00:45:12,590 TRY NOT TO BURN ANYTHINGUNTIL I GET BACK, OKAY? 1107 00:45:12,621 --> 00:45:14,955 OKAY. 1108 00:45:14,988 --> 00:45:16,572 IF I GIVE THIS BACK TO YOU, 1109 00:45:16,607 --> 00:45:18,732 DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO USE ITBEFORE I GET BACK? 1110 00:45:18,724 --> 00:45:20,891 WILL YOU LET METAKE YOU TO DINNER AGAIN? 1111 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:23,254 LESTER... 1112 00:45:23,292 --> 00:45:24,793 SO FARTHE ONLY ONE HERE 1113 00:45:24,828 --> 00:45:27,037 BREAKING A FEDERAL LAWIS YOU. 1114 00:45:28,109 --> 00:45:30,317 OKAY! OKAY. 1115 00:45:30,351 --> 00:45:33,101 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 1116 00:45:36,745 --> 00:45:39,329 [♪♪] 1117 00:45:45,216 --> 00:45:47,007 HEY. I'VE GOTEVERYBODY'S LUNCH ORDER, 1118 00:45:47,042 --> 00:45:48,250 AND THERE'S A DINERAROUND THE CORNER. 1119 00:45:48,288 --> 00:45:49,788 I'LL TAKE HAM ON RYE. 1120 00:45:49,824 --> 00:45:52,575 OKAY. I'LL GET YOUYOUR USUAL. 1121 00:45:52,606 --> 00:45:55,398 UH, PERHAPSA CUP OF HERBAL TEA. 1122 00:45:56,427 --> 00:45:58,093 NO ROSEHIPS. 1123 00:45:59,291 --> 00:46:02,082 I'LL GRAB SOMETHINGFOR DALE, TOO. 1124 00:46:02,114 --> 00:46:03,156 ANY IDEA WHAT SHE'D LIKE? 1125 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:04,569 UH, NO. 1126 00:46:04,606 --> 00:46:06,774 GOOD. 1127 00:46:10,876 --> 00:46:12,709 [RADIOS CRACKLING] 1128 00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:13,995 SO... 1129 00:46:14,031 --> 00:46:15,406 SHANE? 1130 00:46:15,443 --> 00:46:16,443 I'M SORRY? 1131 00:46:16,481 --> 00:46:17,481 YOU AND SHANE. 1132 00:46:17,518 --> 00:46:19,311 SOMETHING HAPPENED. 1133 00:46:19,347 --> 00:46:21,930 I MEAN,YOU GUYS AREN'T-- 1134 00:46:21,963 --> 00:46:22,963 I DON'T KNOW. 1135 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,875 YOU'RE NOT CLICKING,LIKE YOU USUALLY DO. 1136 00:46:24,910 --> 00:46:29,202 OH, WELL, I'D LIKE TO THINKWE CLICKED A FEW TIMES THERE. 1137 00:46:29,228 --> 00:46:30,978 DID YOU EVER TAKE HER OUT,LIKE I TOLD YOU TO? 1138 00:46:30,971 --> 00:46:32,806 YES. 1139 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,008 BUT NOT BECAUSEYOU SUGGESTED IT. 1140 00:46:34,045 --> 00:46:35,503 IT WAS SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO. 1141 00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:39,415 WE ACTUALLY WENT TO DINNERAT MONTALDO'S ON SATURDAY. 1142 00:46:39,442 --> 00:46:41,317 TWO DAYS AGO? 1143 00:46:41,352 --> 00:46:42,644 GEE, IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH! 1144 00:46:42,681 --> 00:46:46,224 WELL, I'D LIKE TO THINKI'VE LEARNED TO... 1145 00:46:46,253 --> 00:46:47,253 WELL, NOT TO-- 1146 00:46:47,249 --> 00:46:48,207 RUSH INTO THINGS. 1147 00:46:48,246 --> 00:46:49,246 OF COURSE. I GET IT. 1148 00:46:49,242 --> 00:46:51,033 SO, HOW'D IT GO? 1149 00:46:53,228 --> 00:46:55,728 [RADIOS CRACKLING] 1150 00:46:58,667 --> 00:47:01,168 I ORDERED YOUA DOUBLE-PASTRAMI ON RYE. 1151 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:05,528 THANK YOUFOR TELLING ME THAT, RITA. 1152 00:47:06,806 --> 00:47:10,431 YOU'RE WELCOME.OF COURSE. 1153 00:47:12,702 --> 00:47:15,244 [♪♪] 1154 00:47:18,307 --> 00:47:19,307 YOU'RE KIDDING. 1155 00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:21,512 YOU ACTUALLY SAID"WE'RE JUST FRIENDS"? 1156 00:47:22,541 --> 00:47:23,541 YES. 1157 00:47:23,580 --> 00:47:24,538 [LAUGHING] 1158 00:47:24,576 --> 00:47:25,951 WELL, NO WONDER SHE MENTIONED 1159 00:47:25,946 --> 00:47:27,239 ALL THOSE OTHER GUYSSHE'D BEEN THERE WITH. 1160 00:47:27,276 --> 00:47:28,776 IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. 1161 00:47:30,265 --> 00:47:32,599 SO? HOW DID IT ALL END? 1162 00:47:32,591 --> 00:47:35,424 WELL, I ACTUALLY LEFT,FOR AWHILE. 1163 00:47:35,414 --> 00:47:37,831 I ACTUALLY ALMOST CALLED YOU. 1164 00:47:37,863 --> 00:47:41,781 [NIKKI]:♪ ...WATCH THE DOOR 1165 00:47:41,809 --> 00:47:45,059 ♪ AND TELL MYSELF... 1166 00:47:45,088 --> 00:47:48,547 ♪ I'M FINE ALONE 1167 00:47:48,535 --> 00:47:50,201 ♪ OH, YES 1168 00:47:50,237 --> 00:47:54,113 ♪ I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE 1169 00:47:59,746 --> 00:48:01,662 OVILEAR! 1170 00:48:01,697 --> 00:48:02,905 RAMON! 1171 00:48:02,942 --> 00:48:04,317 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1172 00:48:04,312 --> 00:48:08,355 WELL, I AM DINING WITHTHE MOST REMARKABLE WOMAN. 1173 00:48:08,382 --> 00:48:10,632 A MESMERIZING METEOROLOGIST. 1174 00:48:10,624 --> 00:48:12,958 I SEE THAT YOUAND THE LOVELY SHANE 1175 00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:16,741 ARE GETTING...WELL, DEEP IN CONVERSATION. 1176 00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:21,145 YES, WELL,WE ARE DEEP INTO SOMETHING. 1177 00:48:21,171 --> 00:48:24,004 AHH! I ALWAYS KNEWYOU TWO WOULD GET TOGETHER. 1178 00:48:24,036 --> 00:48:25,536 OH, NO, WE'RE NOT DATING, 1179 00:48:25,572 --> 00:48:27,989 WE'RE JUST ON A D... 1180 00:48:28,022 --> 00:48:29,105 WE'RE-- 1181 00:48:29,143 --> 00:48:30,143 OVILEAR! 1182 00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:32,222 STOP THINKING. 1183 00:48:32,257 --> 00:48:35,591 YOU STAREINTO EACH OTHER'S EYES, 1184 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:38,454 YOU DRINK CHAMPAGNE,YOU DANCE-- 1185 00:48:40,437 --> 00:48:43,562 DANCE IS LIKE LOVE, MY FRIEND-- 1186 00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:45,963 DON'T LOOK DOWN. 1187 00:48:47,745 --> 00:48:49,079 DON'T YOU MEAN 1188 00:48:49,115 --> 00:48:52,115 "LOVE IS LIKE DANCING,DON'T LOOK DOWN." 1189 00:48:53,267 --> 00:48:54,392 MM, YES. 1190 00:48:54,430 --> 00:48:56,471 BUT IN THE END,WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE, HMM? 1191 00:48:56,463 --> 00:48:58,755 NOW, I MUST GETBACK TO WORK. 1192 00:48:58,789 --> 00:49:00,665 IT'S LOTTERY NIGHT! 1193 00:49:00,699 --> 00:49:03,074 NOW, BE BOLD,GO OUT, 1194 00:49:03,108 --> 00:49:04,816 FACE THE MUSIC. 1195 00:49:04,852 --> 00:49:08,352 AND STOP THINKING. 1196 00:49:10,249 --> 00:49:13,332 I SEE YOU.STOP IT. 1197 00:49:15,606 --> 00:49:17,814 MA CHERIE! 1198 00:49:18,845 --> 00:49:22,553 [NIKKI]:♪ WHY SHOULD I RUSH TO PROVE 1199 00:49:22,539 --> 00:49:30,373 ♪ THAT I CAN BREAK MY HEARTALL OVER? ♪ 1200 00:49:30,346 --> 00:49:32,346 [JOE]:SO HOW DID THE NIGHT END? 1201 00:49:32,338 --> 00:49:35,047 NOT WELL. 1202 00:49:36,864 --> 00:49:40,447 YOU KNOW,I WAS NEVER PROUDER OF YOU 1203 00:49:40,476 --> 00:49:42,435 THAN THE DAY THAT I HEARDABOUT WHAT YOU DID 1204 00:49:42,470 --> 00:49:44,387 TO GET YOURDARK OF NIGHT AWARD. 1205 00:49:44,421 --> 00:49:46,963 YOU ACTUALLYSAVED SOMEONE'S LIFE. 1206 00:49:46,996 --> 00:49:49,579 WELL, I-I HAD A LOT OF HELP. 1207 00:49:53,929 --> 00:49:56,388 "PERHAPS SOMEDAY 1208 00:49:56,422 --> 00:49:59,089 IT WILL BE GOODTO REMEMBER THESE THINGS." 1209 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,329 SMART MAN, VIRGIL. 1210 00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:02,740 YOUR GRANDFATHERWAS ALWAYS QUOTING HIM, 1211 00:50:02,732 --> 00:50:06,232 OR SHAKESPEARE OR THE BIBLE. 1212 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:09,555 WHAT WAS THAT ONEABOUT LOVE AND POWER AND...? 1213 00:50:09,584 --> 00:50:13,376 "GOD HASN'T GIVEN USA SPIRIT OF FEAR, 1214 00:50:13,362 --> 00:50:17,070 BUT OF POWER AND LOVEAND A SOUND MIND." 1215 00:50:22,829 --> 00:50:24,287 AFTER WHATYOU'VE BEEN THROUGH, 1216 00:50:24,324 --> 00:50:27,282 I DON'T BLAME YOUFOR BEING AFRAID, SON. 1217 00:50:27,313 --> 00:50:29,813 BUT... AT YOUR CORE, 1218 00:50:29,804 --> 00:50:31,512 THAT'S NOT WHO YOU ARE. 1219 00:50:31,548 --> 00:50:33,798 YOU DON'T GET AN AWARD LIKE THAT 1220 00:50:33,832 --> 00:50:37,416 WITHOUT LOVE, POWER,AND SOUND MIND, 1221 00:50:37,445 --> 00:50:39,653 AND YOU DON'T GET MUCH ELSETHAT MATTERS IN LIFE 1222 00:50:39,687 --> 00:50:41,187 WITHOUT THAT, EITHER. 1223 00:50:42,842 --> 00:50:46,801 I KNOW, YOU'VE BEENHURT IN THE PAST. 1224 00:50:48,157 --> 00:50:51,158 AND I'M GUESSING,SOMEBODY'S HURT SHANE, TOO. 1225 00:50:52,476 --> 00:50:53,601 BUT IT SEEMS TO ME 1226 00:50:53,638 --> 00:50:56,888 THAT YOU'VE EACH GOTWHAT IT TAKES TO TRY AGAIN 1227 00:50:56,918 --> 00:51:00,002 IF YOU'LL JUST... TRY AGAIN. 1228 00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:05,560 THERE YOU ARE!HEY, YOU. 1229 00:51:05,597 --> 00:51:06,972 HI. 1230 00:51:07,008 --> 00:51:08,967 WELL, HELLO! 1231 00:51:10,953 --> 00:51:13,703 HI. SPECIAL AGENT DALE TRAVERS. 1232 00:51:13,734 --> 00:51:16,527 STATE DIVISIONOF INVESTIGATIONS. 1233 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,917 [CHUCKLING] 1234 00:51:23,948 --> 00:51:24,948 [MEGAPHONE SQUEALS] 1235 00:51:24,945 --> 00:51:26,070 DUD! 1236 00:51:26,108 --> 00:51:28,691 THIS IS LESTER KIMSICLE,CHIEF OF POSTAL SECURITY. 1237 00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:30,182 [DOOR OPENS]I KNOW THAT! 1238 00:51:30,219 --> 00:51:32,719 YOU DON'T HAVE TOSAY IT EVERY TIME. 1239 00:51:32,752 --> 00:51:35,127 AND STOP CALLING ME "DUD". 1240 00:51:35,159 --> 00:51:36,743 DUD, THERE ISA GOOD-LOOKIN' FILLY HERE 1241 00:51:36,779 --> 00:51:39,613 FROM THE COLORADO STATEDIVISION OF INVESTIGATIONS 1242 00:51:39,643 --> 00:51:41,685 OF... COLORADO. 1243 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,471 IF YOU DON'T GIVE UPBEFORE 5:00, 1244 00:51:43,506 --> 00:51:44,465 SHE'S GONNA TAKE YOU IN, 1245 00:51:44,502 --> 00:51:46,669 AND WE WOULD HATETO SEE THAT. 1246 00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:48,744 THEN GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! 1247 00:51:48,779 --> 00:51:50,654 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT! 1248 00:51:50,689 --> 00:51:53,147 PLEASE. WE'RERUNNING OUT OF TIME. 1249 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:54,680 [LESTER SIGHS] 1250 00:51:54,675 --> 00:51:56,384 DARN IT. 1251 00:51:56,419 --> 00:51:59,294 OKAY, WHAT DO YA WANT?GIVE ME SOME DEMANDS. 1252 00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:01,742 I WANT MY LUNCH! 1253 00:52:01,775 --> 00:52:02,983 IT'S HERE.IT'S HERE. 1254 00:52:02,979 --> 00:52:06,021 WE GOT YOUR GOD-AWFULCORNED BEEF 1255 00:52:06,051 --> 00:52:07,635 AND CHICKEN SALAD RIGHT HERE. 1256 00:52:07,629 --> 00:52:09,546 WELL, BRING ITTO THE DOOR, 1257 00:52:09,581 --> 00:52:11,831 NICE AND SLOW, 1258 00:52:11,865 --> 00:52:13,448 AND I'LL GIVE YOUMY LIST OF DEMANDS. 1259 00:52:13,443 --> 00:52:15,693 AND COME ALONE! 1260 00:52:22,535 --> 00:52:25,494 [♪♪] 1261 00:52:49,649 --> 00:52:52,442 [♪♪] 1262 00:53:03,934 --> 00:53:06,934 [DALE]: "FIND JOSEPH O'TOOLEAND BRING HIM HERE. 1263 00:53:06,923 --> 00:53:08,631 "AND TELL HIM TO BRINGHIS DARK OF NIGHT AWARD. 1264 00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:09,792 IT BELONGS TO ME." 1265 00:53:09,829 --> 00:53:10,871 [OLIVER]:I DON'T LIKE THIS. 1266 00:53:10,909 --> 00:53:12,784 I DON'T LIKE YOU GOINGIN THERE ALONE, 1267 00:53:12,818 --> 00:53:15,610 I DON'T LIKEYOU GOING WITHOUT YOUR AWARD. 1268 00:53:15,642 --> 00:53:17,726 IT'S BACK HOME,PACKED AWAY IN A MOVING BOX. 1269 00:53:17,718 --> 00:53:20,051 IT'S AN HOUR THEREAND AN HOUR BACK. 1270 00:53:20,085 --> 00:53:22,210 THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIMETO GET IT BEFORE 5:00. 1271 00:53:22,244 --> 00:53:25,869 I CAN'T HOLD THE FEDS ONCEDUDLEY'S OFFICIALLY RETIRED. 1272 00:53:25,856 --> 00:53:27,147 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 1273 00:53:27,185 --> 00:53:28,727 BUT I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP. 1274 00:53:28,762 --> 00:53:31,680 NAME IT. 1275 00:53:31,670 --> 00:53:33,753 LET'S GO. 1276 00:53:44,375 --> 00:53:47,000 YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 1277 00:53:47,033 --> 00:53:48,949 ONCE UPON A TIME, 1278 00:53:48,984 --> 00:53:51,817 A LOT OF LETTERS NEVER MADE ITTO THEIR DESTINATION 1279 00:53:51,849 --> 00:53:53,391 BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO MY JOB. 1280 00:53:53,426 --> 00:53:56,176 I NEVER WANT TOFEEL THAT WAY AGAIN. 1281 00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:57,834 IT'S STILL A LOT TO GIVE UP. 1282 00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:03,862 THAT'S WHATI LOVE ABOUT YOU, OLIVER. 1283 00:54:05,675 --> 00:54:08,258 THANK YOU. 1284 00:54:10,284 --> 00:54:11,410 IT'S TIME TO GO. 1285 00:54:14,022 --> 00:54:17,022 [♪♪] 1286 00:54:18,174 --> 00:54:20,882 [RADIO CRACKLING] 1287 00:54:20,914 --> 00:54:24,122 IS NORMAN EVER GOING TOCOME OUT OF THE TREE? 1288 00:54:24,152 --> 00:54:25,194 I DON'T KNOW!I THINK HE'S MAD 1289 00:54:25,233 --> 00:54:26,858 BECAUSE I DIDN'TTELL HIM ABOUT BOB. 1290 00:54:26,894 --> 00:54:29,519 BOB?YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT BOB. 1291 00:54:29,550 --> 00:54:31,050 -WHO'S BOB?-OH-- 1292 00:54:31,087 --> 00:54:32,754 [HORN HONKING] 1293 00:54:33,951 --> 00:54:35,159 [BRAKES SCREECH] 1294 00:54:38,977 --> 00:54:41,518 [LESTER]: HEADS UP, MEN! 1295 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,170 OKAY, DUDLEY,YOU GOT YOUR O'TOOLE. 1296 00:54:46,699 --> 00:54:48,074 I'LL TAKE IT. 1297 00:54:48,069 --> 00:54:49,819 I'M NOT LETTING YOUGO IN ALONE. 1298 00:54:51,682 --> 00:54:52,848 YOU GET INTO ANY TROUBLE, 1299 00:54:52,886 --> 00:54:54,803 YOU SAY THE MAGIC WORDAND WE'LL HEAR YOU. 1300 00:54:55,833 --> 00:54:57,292 WHAT IS THE MAGIC WORD? 1301 00:54:57,328 --> 00:55:00,412 I DON'T KNOW.HOW ABOUT, UH... 1302 00:55:00,442 --> 00:55:01,942 "HELP"? 1303 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,932 [♪♪] 1304 00:55:31,044 --> 00:55:32,045 [KNOCKING] 1305 00:55:32,082 --> 00:55:33,291 IT'S OPEN! 1306 00:55:45,203 --> 00:55:46,870 HEY, JOE. 1307 00:55:46,905 --> 00:55:48,572 LONG TIME, NO SEE. 1308 00:55:48,608 --> 00:55:50,441 HOW YOU DOIN', CURLY? 1309 00:55:50,476 --> 00:55:52,434 I'LL BE DOING BETTERWHEN I GET WHAT I WANT. 1310 00:55:55,043 --> 00:55:56,668 TOSS IT OVER 1311 00:55:56,704 --> 00:55:57,995 AND THE MAIL'S YOURS. 1312 00:55:58,033 --> 00:55:59,576 [JOE]:NOT YET. I WANT TO KNOW 1313 00:55:59,611 --> 00:56:02,403 WHAT ALL THIS HADTO DO WITH MY FAMILY. 1314 00:56:02,435 --> 00:56:03,643 YOU STILL DON'T GET IT. 1315 00:56:03,639 --> 00:56:04,597 MAYBE. 1316 00:56:04,635 --> 00:56:06,802 BUT I WANT TOHEAR YOU SAY IT. 1317 00:56:06,835 --> 00:56:07,835 WELL, JOE, 1318 00:56:07,873 --> 00:56:09,706 WHEN I STARTEDAT THE POST OFFICE, 1319 00:56:09,742 --> 00:56:11,784 I WAS THE YOUNGEST PERSON EVER 1320 00:56:11,817 --> 00:56:13,943 TO BE NOMINATEDFOR ONE OF THOSE, 1321 00:56:13,978 --> 00:56:15,645 AND THEN THEY GAVE ITTO YOUR DAD 1322 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,639 FOR BABYSITTING SOME DUCKS. 1323 00:56:17,672 --> 00:56:19,422 ACTUALLY,THEY WERE-- 1324 00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:20,416 AND MY LAST CHANCE 1325 00:56:20,413 --> 00:56:21,913 AT GETTING ONE 1326 00:56:21,907 --> 00:56:24,241 WENT TO YOUAND YOUR BUNCH. 1327 00:56:24,233 --> 00:56:27,359 YEAH, SURE,YOU GOT SOME GIRL A KIDNEY, 1328 00:56:27,389 --> 00:56:29,681 BUT YOU'VE GOT OTHER CHANCESTO WIN, 1329 00:56:29,714 --> 00:56:31,089 AND THIS WAS MY LAST. 1330 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,875 AND WHAT ABOUT ME? 1331 00:56:32,911 --> 00:56:35,453 THAT ONE CUT THE DEEPEST. 1332 00:56:35,485 --> 00:56:38,569 I WAS THIS CLOSE TO THE DEADLINEFOR NOMINATIONS. 1333 00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:39,850 I MEAN, NOBODY WAS GONNA 1334 00:56:39,887 --> 00:56:41,887 TOP MEDROPPING THAT KID'S PROM DRESS 1335 00:56:41,922 --> 00:56:44,588 AT HER HIGH SCHOOLAT THE LAST MINUTE 1336 00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:46,203 DURING THE PLATTE RIVER FLOOD. 1337 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:49,115 I EVEN THREW IN A CORSAGE. 1338 00:56:49,146 --> 00:56:51,312 BUT MY PAL, JOE, 1339 00:56:51,346 --> 00:56:54,139 DELIVERS SOME GAL'SWEDDING DRESS. 1340 00:56:54,170 --> 00:56:57,254 UM, THERE WASMORE TO IT THAN THAT. 1341 00:56:58,281 --> 00:56:59,240 RITA DID 1342 00:56:59,277 --> 00:57:00,277 SOME RESEARCH. 1343 00:57:00,315 --> 00:57:02,523 MY FATHER DROVE HIS TRUCK 1344 00:57:02,557 --> 00:57:05,099 50 MILESTHROUGH A BLIZZARD. 1345 00:57:05,131 --> 00:57:06,299 IT BROKE DOWN. 1346 00:57:06,337 --> 00:57:08,462 HE WALKEDFIVE MORE MILES. 1347 00:57:08,495 --> 00:57:10,829 UPHILL. ON ICE. 1348 00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:14,279 WELL, I DROVE THROUGHHAIL AND SLEET. 1349 00:57:15,305 --> 00:57:16,763 THE LODGECAUGHT ON FIRE. 1350 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,383 MY FATHER PUT IT OUT. 1351 00:57:18,419 --> 00:57:21,003 WELL, MY PROM GIRLMARRIED THE PROM BOY, OKAY? 1352 00:57:21,035 --> 00:57:22,618 AND THEY HAD SIX KIDS. 1353 00:57:22,655 --> 00:57:23,613 SIR, MY FATHER-- 1354 00:57:23,651 --> 00:57:24,609 WHAT AREWE DOING HERE? 1355 00:57:24,648 --> 00:57:26,148 WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 1356 00:57:26,183 --> 00:57:28,267 YOU CAN GO AHEADAND KEEP THE CUP. 1357 00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:30,259 WE DON'T NEED ITTO KNOW WHAT WE DID. 1358 00:57:30,293 --> 00:57:32,002 AND NEITHER DO YOU! 1359 00:57:31,996 --> 00:57:33,997 AND SOME DAY, 1360 00:57:33,990 --> 00:57:37,740 WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ONHOW YOU GOT THIS CUP, 1361 00:57:37,768 --> 00:57:39,435 IT'S GONNA LOOKPRETTY EMPTY. 1362 00:57:43,788 --> 00:57:47,206 COME ON. COME ON! 1363 00:58:01,893 --> 00:58:04,226 THIS SAYS"OLIVER O'TOOLE." 1364 00:58:04,217 --> 00:58:06,967 I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIMETO GET MY DAD'S. 1365 00:58:10,071 --> 00:58:12,571 YOU GAVE THIS UPFOR YOUR DAD? 1366 00:58:17,339 --> 00:58:20,464 [♪♪] 1367 00:58:22,196 --> 00:58:23,904 [SIGHING] 1368 00:58:23,940 --> 00:58:25,940 YOU KNOW,WHEN A MAN RETIRES, 1369 00:58:25,974 --> 00:58:29,767 HE LOOKS BACK ACROSS THE YEARSAND HE ASKS HIMSELF 1370 00:58:29,795 --> 00:58:33,295 WHAT DOES HE GOT TO SHOWFOR HIS LIFE? 1371 00:58:33,283 --> 00:58:35,908 I GAVE MY HEART AND SOULTO THE POST OFFICE, 1372 00:58:35,939 --> 00:58:38,773 BUT NOBODY KNOWS MY NAME. 1373 00:58:38,804 --> 00:58:42,180 DUDLEY, CURLY-- NOBODY CARES! 1374 00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:45,668 I JUST WANT TO FEELLIKE I MATTERED IN THIS WORLD 1375 00:58:45,697 --> 00:58:47,447 BEFORE IT'S ALL OVER. 1376 00:58:49,974 --> 00:58:53,099 BUT NOBODY'S EVEN GONNA MISS ME. 1377 00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:55,589 [THUD] 1378 00:58:56,950 --> 00:59:00,533 I MISSED YOU...FOR 13 YEARS. 1379 00:59:02,222 --> 00:59:03,556 WHAT GOOD... 1380 00:59:04,714 --> 00:59:06,423 ...IS A LETTER, 1381 00:59:06,457 --> 00:59:09,333 IF WE DON'T MAIL IT? 1382 00:59:10,361 --> 00:59:11,319 WHAT? 1383 00:59:11,316 --> 00:59:14,608 SOMEWHERE IN THESE BAGSIS A LOVE LETTER 1384 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:17,554 A LADY NAMED NIKKIMAILED LAST SATURDAY 1385 00:59:17,586 --> 00:59:19,794 BECAUSE OF THESE WORDSYOU SPOKE TO HER, 1386 00:59:19,828 --> 00:59:21,121 YOU UNDERSTOOD 1387 00:59:21,116 --> 00:59:22,532 THAT WRITING A LETTER 1388 00:59:22,569 --> 00:59:25,069 AND PUTTING IT IN A MAILBOX 1389 00:59:25,102 --> 00:59:29,352 IS LIKE HANDING YOUR HEARTOVER TO A STRANGER. 1390 00:59:29,378 --> 00:59:30,628 JUST LIKE... 1391 00:59:30,665 --> 00:59:33,373 ASKING FOR LOVE IS A RISK, 1392 00:59:33,405 --> 00:59:36,739 OR ASKING FOR ATTENTION OR FORGIVENESS-- 1393 00:59:36,769 --> 00:59:39,894 YOU HAVE TO MAIL THE LETTERAND RISK WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT, 1394 00:59:39,925 --> 00:59:43,133 OTHERWISE NOTHING HAPPENS. 1395 00:59:44,118 --> 00:59:45,368 SO WHETHER ANYONE 1396 00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:48,948 EVER APPRECIATES USOR KNOWS WHO WE ARE, MR. CURLY, 1397 00:59:48,977 --> 00:59:51,769 THEY WILL KNOWWHAT WE STAND FOR-- 1398 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,884 AND THAT MATTERS 1399 00:59:52,921 --> 00:59:54,046 TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON 1400 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:56,875 WHO WROTEEVERY ONE OF THESE LETTERS. 1401 01:00:00,602 --> 01:00:01,561 MY GOODNESS. 1402 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,975 SIR. 1403 01:00:03,966 --> 01:00:06,341 THERE'S ONE HEREFOR YOU. 1404 01:00:15,426 --> 01:00:18,467 [♪♪] 1405 01:00:18,498 --> 01:00:19,498 THANK YOU. 1406 01:00:27,217 --> 01:00:29,010 "DEAR MR. CURLY--" 1407 01:00:29,045 --> 01:00:32,170 WELL, AT LEASTSOMEBODY GOT IT RIGHT. 1408 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,700 "MY MOMMY SAYSYOU'RE GOING TO STOP WORKING 1409 01:00:34,692 --> 01:00:35,692 "AND YOU AREN'T GOING TO 1410 01:00:35,688 --> 01:00:38,271 BRING ANY MAIL TO US ANYMORE." 1411 01:00:40,172 --> 01:00:42,340 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1412 01:00:42,332 --> 01:00:44,332 "THAT IS... 1413 01:00:44,366 --> 01:00:47,491 THAT... THAT IS VERY SAD." 1414 01:00:47,522 --> 01:00:48,814 [BREATH SHAKING] 1415 01:00:48,809 --> 01:00:51,809 "I WILL MISS YOU. 1416 01:00:51,799 --> 01:00:53,465 "YOU BRINGALL MY BIRTHDAY CARDS 1417 01:00:53,459 --> 01:00:55,794 AND LETTERS FROM GRANDMA." 1418 01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:57,618 [PAGE CRINKLES] 1419 01:00:57,612 --> 01:01:00,779 "AND YOU ALWAYS SMILEWHEN I GIVE YOU COOKIES. 1420 01:01:00,808 --> 01:01:03,100 "I WISHWE COULD GIVE YOU A PARTY, 1421 01:01:03,134 --> 01:01:04,384 "BUT OUR PLACE 1422 01:01:04,420 --> 01:01:06,837 IS TOO SMALL." 1423 01:01:07,908 --> 01:01:09,659 "BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT." 1424 01:01:11,895 --> 01:01:14,229 "LOVE... 1425 01:01:14,221 --> 01:01:16,387 BETSY." 1426 01:01:16,379 --> 01:01:18,129 ONE OF THOSE... 1427 01:01:20,199 --> 01:01:23,908 ...IS WORTHONE THOUSAND OF THESE. 1428 01:01:28,670 --> 01:01:30,670 I FEEL LIKE A FOOL. 1429 01:01:30,704 --> 01:01:32,496 DON'T BOTHER. 1430 01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:34,822 WE'VE ALREADY GOTONE OF THOSE OUTSIDE. 1431 01:01:34,856 --> 01:01:37,565 [♪♪] 1432 01:02:08,033 --> 01:02:09,491 SHANE! 1433 01:02:09,527 --> 01:02:12,277 THAT LETTER IS PROPERTYOF THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE. 1434 01:02:12,308 --> 01:02:16,351 OH, WELL, SHE FILLED OUTA 10-67E AT THE D.L.O., LESTER. 1435 01:02:16,379 --> 01:02:18,379 WELL, THEN SHE GETS ITFROM THE D.L.O. 1436 01:02:18,413 --> 01:02:20,997 OH, FOR HEAVEN'SSAKE. REALLY? 1437 01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:22,820 REGULATIONS ARE LIKE 1438 01:02:22,856 --> 01:02:27,147 THE LIFEJACKETSON THE GANGPLANK OF LIFE, MISSY. 1439 01:02:27,173 --> 01:02:28,715 GREAT WORK TODAY, THOUGH. 1440 01:02:28,751 --> 01:02:30,752 KEEP THAT UP,I'LL BUY YOU DINNER. 1441 01:02:30,786 --> 01:02:32,994 OH. PLEASE... DON'T. 1442 01:02:33,028 --> 01:02:35,070 HAPPY TO DO IT. 1443 01:02:35,104 --> 01:02:36,438 HAPPY TO DO IT. 1444 01:02:36,474 --> 01:02:38,724 [FORCED CHUCKLE] 1445 01:02:40,875 --> 01:02:42,333 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1446 01:02:42,370 --> 01:02:43,579 [JOE]: I'LL SEE YOUAT THE PARTY? 1447 01:02:43,617 --> 01:02:45,575 SHOULD BEINTERESTING. 1448 01:02:45,610 --> 01:02:47,777 [CHUCKLES]CURLY'S A GOOD GUY. 1449 01:02:47,810 --> 01:02:51,102 HE JUST LOST HIS WAYFOR A WHILE. 1450 01:02:51,132 --> 01:02:53,423 THINGS COULD'VE TURNEDOUT TERRIBLY FOR HIM 1451 01:02:53,457 --> 01:02:55,665 IF YOU HADN'THANDLED IT SO WELL. 1452 01:02:55,699 --> 01:02:56,699 THANK YOU. 1453 01:02:56,737 --> 01:02:58,821 THANK YOU. 1454 01:03:04,127 --> 01:03:06,461 [♪♪] 1455 01:03:13,305 --> 01:03:15,763 DUDLEY INVITED METO HIS RETIREMENT PARTY. 1456 01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:17,671 YOU SHOULD COME. 1457 01:03:18,910 --> 01:03:21,076 MAYBE I WILL. 1458 01:03:22,231 --> 01:03:23,899 ARE YOU COMINGTO CHOIR PRACTICE TOMORROW? 1459 01:03:23,934 --> 01:03:25,434 I WOULDN'T MISS IT. 1460 01:03:25,428 --> 01:03:27,470 GOOD. 1461 01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:34,324 [♪♪] 1462 01:03:44,528 --> 01:03:47,778 IT'S BLUEWITH A BIG HEART STICKER. 1463 01:03:50,382 --> 01:03:52,175 NORMAN? 1464 01:03:53,539 --> 01:03:55,955 YOU KNOWTHAT "BURROWING YELLOWTAIL OWL" 1465 01:03:55,988 --> 01:03:57,280 THAT RITA SENDS MONEY TO? 1466 01:03:57,317 --> 01:03:59,484 YEAH. 1467 01:03:59,476 --> 01:04:03,434 WELL, BEFORE I STARTED SINGING,I WORKED AT THE ZOO. 1468 01:04:03,462 --> 01:04:06,630 WOW. THAT ISA COMPLETE CAREER 180. 1469 01:04:06,619 --> 01:04:07,744 YEAH. 1470 01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:09,072 WELL, I LEARNED A LOT. 1471 01:04:09,110 --> 01:04:13,318 AND THERE'S SOMETHINGYOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT BOB. 1472 01:04:16,126 --> 01:04:17,418 WHAT DO THEY SAY? 1473 01:04:17,413 --> 01:04:19,081 CAST YOURDARK OF NIGHT AWARD 1474 01:04:19,075 --> 01:04:20,450 UPON THE WATERS 1475 01:04:20,486 --> 01:04:23,070 AND IT SHALL BERETURNED UNTO YOU? 1476 01:04:23,102 --> 01:04:24,894 LOOK AT YOU,QUOTING SCRIPTURE. 1477 01:04:24,929 --> 01:04:26,595 [CHUCKLES] 1478 01:04:26,631 --> 01:04:28,881 I KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR YOUTO GIVE THAT UP. 1479 01:04:28,873 --> 01:04:32,374 WELL, IT WAS EASIERTHAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 1480 01:04:32,404 --> 01:04:36,570 IT'S ACTUALLY JUSTA SYMBOL, LIKE A-- 1481 01:04:36,597 --> 01:04:38,097 LIKE... 1482 01:04:38,133 --> 01:04:40,216 LIKE THE ROSE CUTTINGTHAT YOU GAVE ME. 1483 01:04:41,661 --> 01:04:44,536 YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSEIT DIDN'T TAKE, 1484 01:04:44,568 --> 01:04:48,902 IT DOESN'T DIMINISHTHE THOUGHT THAT WAS BEHIND IT. 1485 01:04:50,008 --> 01:04:51,300 "NEVER REGRET AN ACT OF--" 1486 01:04:51,337 --> 01:04:52,378 [NORMAN]:OH! FOUND IT! 1487 01:04:52,416 --> 01:04:53,874 GREAT! 1488 01:04:56,983 --> 01:04:58,818 I CAN'T BELIEVE 1489 01:04:58,852 --> 01:05:00,769 I'M HOLDING$50,000 IN MY HANDS. 1490 01:05:02,589 --> 01:05:04,839 SO... WHY AM I SO SAD? 1491 01:05:04,873 --> 01:05:07,915 BECAUSE NO MATTERHOW MUCH YOU'VE WON, 1492 01:05:07,945 --> 01:05:09,945 IT CAN'T FIXWHAT YOU'VE LOST. 1493 01:05:11,891 --> 01:05:14,641 UH, SATURDAY NIGHTAT THE RESTAURANT, 1494 01:05:14,672 --> 01:05:16,589 I WAS SINGING THIS LOVE SONG,REMEMBER? 1495 01:05:16,624 --> 01:05:20,332 AND I'D SUNG IT A MILLION TIMES,BUT, FOR SOME REASON, 1496 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,526 THAT NIGHT IT FELT LIKE I WASSINGING IT JUST FOR GRAHAM. 1497 01:05:22,561 --> 01:05:24,728 AND THEN IT HIT ME, 1498 01:05:24,761 --> 01:05:28,262 BEING SOME BROADWAY STARREALLY ISN'T MY DREAM. 1499 01:05:29,370 --> 01:05:31,329 BEING WITH GRAHAM... 1500 01:05:31,363 --> 01:05:34,322 BEING TOGETHER, ANYWHERE, 1501 01:05:34,312 --> 01:05:36,228 THAT'S THE DREAM. 1502 01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:39,801 THATWASTHE DREAM. 1503 01:05:39,793 --> 01:05:42,793 AT LEAST, IT WAS MINE. 1504 01:05:43,779 --> 01:05:45,612 YOU KNOW, WHENI BROKE UP WITH BOB, 1505 01:05:45,605 --> 01:05:47,188 I WAS SO SAD. 1506 01:05:47,225 --> 01:05:49,892 I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVERFIND THE RIGHT MAN FOR ME. 1507 01:05:49,923 --> 01:05:51,090 [QUIETLY]: "BOB"? 1508 01:05:51,128 --> 01:05:55,045 BUT THEN MY MOM SAID "RITA,DON'T BE IN SUCH A HURRY. 1509 01:05:55,073 --> 01:05:56,698 "THE PERFECT MAN IS OUT THERE, 1510 01:05:56,734 --> 01:05:58,692 "BUT HE'S STILLIN THE OVEN, BAKING. 1511 01:05:58,727 --> 01:06:00,268 "AND IF YOU KEEP RUNNINGINTO THE KITCHEN 1512 01:06:00,304 --> 01:06:01,387 "AND OPENING THE DOOR, 1513 01:06:01,383 --> 01:06:02,425 HE'LL NEVER BE READY." 1514 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:06,794 SO, I WAITED,AND IT WASN'T EASY, 1515 01:06:06,824 --> 01:06:10,740 BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,I SMELLED SOMETHING REALLY GOOD, 1516 01:06:10,768 --> 01:06:13,060 AND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR... 1517 01:06:13,092 --> 01:06:14,801 THERE WAS NORMAN. 1518 01:06:14,836 --> 01:06:15,836 ALL DONE! 1519 01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:17,083 DING! 1520 01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:18,620 [LAUGHTER] 1521 01:06:18,656 --> 01:06:20,282 HE WASWORTH THE WAIT. 1522 01:06:21,314 --> 01:06:23,939 [NIKKI]:I THOUGHT GRAHAM WAS, TOO. 1523 01:06:23,972 --> 01:06:27,847 HE SEEMED LIKESUCH A GOOD GUY, BUT... 1524 01:06:29,784 --> 01:06:32,368 WRONG OVEN, I GUESS. 1525 01:06:32,399 --> 01:06:33,900 LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 1526 01:06:33,937 --> 01:06:37,020 NOW YOU CAN LIVEA TROUT-FREE LIFE 1527 01:06:37,051 --> 01:06:38,676 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TOWEAR BLUE ANYMORE. 1528 01:06:38,712 --> 01:06:40,212 GOOD POINT. 1529 01:06:40,247 --> 01:06:41,997 MISS BERGENS,THERE'S A VAST DIFFERENCE 1530 01:06:42,033 --> 01:06:44,741 BETWEEN CHOOSING A GOOD MAN 1531 01:06:44,731 --> 01:06:47,066 AND FINDING THE RIGHT MAN. 1532 01:06:47,058 --> 01:06:50,224 I HOPE YOU DON'T GIVE UPUNTIL YOU FIND BOTH. 1533 01:06:51,749 --> 01:06:53,707 OKAY. 1534 01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:56,534 WELL...THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 1535 01:06:56,524 --> 01:06:58,024 OUR PLEASURE. 1536 01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:01,182 BACK TO WORK! 1537 01:07:01,217 --> 01:07:02,425 RIGHT! 1538 01:07:02,462 --> 01:07:05,254 OR I COULD JUST QUIT. 1539 01:07:05,285 --> 01:07:07,244 DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. 1540 01:07:07,278 --> 01:07:09,153 GO BACK TO WORK,FACE THE MUSIC. 1541 01:07:09,188 --> 01:07:10,396 YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1542 01:07:13,175 --> 01:07:14,967 [OLIVER]: MISS BERGENS,WE'LL SEE YOU OUT. 1543 01:07:16,206 --> 01:07:17,247 BYE. 1544 01:07:23,471 --> 01:07:24,846 RITA? 1545 01:07:26,378 --> 01:07:28,671 WE HAVE TO TALK. 1546 01:07:30,407 --> 01:07:33,240 NORMAN, I KNOW WHATYOU'RE GOING TO SAY. 1547 01:07:33,271 --> 01:07:35,729 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOUBEFORE ABOUT BOB, 1548 01:07:35,721 --> 01:07:39,721 BUT I DON'T FEEL ABOUT HIMTHE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU, 1549 01:07:39,748 --> 01:07:42,082 AND I NEVER DID. 1550 01:07:42,116 --> 01:07:44,449 YOU'RE JUST GOING TOHAVE TO TRUST ME. 1551 01:07:44,482 --> 01:07:46,232 OH, I TRUST YOUCOMPLETELY. 1552 01:07:46,267 --> 01:07:48,351 BUT I DON'T TRUST BOB. 1553 01:07:48,384 --> 01:07:50,051 I KNOW YOU WANTEDTO BELIEVE IT, BUT... 1554 01:07:51,084 --> 01:07:53,585 BOUVET ISLANDDOESN'T HAVE ANY OWLS. 1555 01:07:53,617 --> 01:07:56,867 AND THERE'S NO SUCH THINGAS THE BURROWING YELLOWTAIL. 1556 01:07:56,897 --> 01:07:58,772 BOB SCAMMED YOU. 1557 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:04,833 OH. 1558 01:08:04,869 --> 01:08:06,911 I'M SORRY. 1559 01:08:08,606 --> 01:08:11,189 [SIGHS] 1560 01:08:11,222 --> 01:08:13,514 POOR BOB. 1561 01:08:13,547 --> 01:08:16,047 HE MUST HAVEREALLY NEEDED THE MONEY. 1562 01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:19,988 YOU'RE AMAZING. 1563 01:08:21,603 --> 01:08:24,519 [CHUCKLES] 1564 01:08:30,945 --> 01:08:34,112 BUT I'M NOT GIVING HIMANY MORE MONEY! 1565 01:08:34,142 --> 01:08:35,642 HEY! DO YOU WANNAGO GET DINNER? 1566 01:08:35,679 --> 01:08:37,304 I'VE GOTAN EXTRA 50 BUCKS! 1567 01:08:37,339 --> 01:08:38,798 YEAH! 1568 01:08:38,833 --> 01:08:40,417 I'M STARVING. 1569 01:08:40,453 --> 01:08:43,078 [♪♪] 1570 01:08:49,463 --> 01:08:50,546 NIKKI! 1571 01:08:50,584 --> 01:08:53,209 PLEASE HOLD ON.I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1572 01:08:53,242 --> 01:08:54,825 I TRIED CALLING YOUAFTER YOU RAN OFF, 1573 01:08:54,861 --> 01:08:56,236 BUT YOUR VOICEMAILWAS FULL 1574 01:08:56,272 --> 01:08:57,231 AND YOU DIDN'TPICK UP. 1575 01:08:57,269 --> 01:08:59,478 WE DON'T HAVE TOPRETEND ANYMORE, GRAHAM. 1576 01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:00,595 WE DON'THAVE TO TALK, 1577 01:09:00,632 --> 01:09:02,258 WE JUSTHAVE TO SING 1578 01:09:02,252 --> 01:09:04,419 AND SERVE BETTER-THAN-AVERAGE FOOD 1579 01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:05,578 AT INFLATED PRICES 1580 01:09:05,615 --> 01:09:06,574 TO PEOPLE WHO THINK 1581 01:09:06,611 --> 01:09:07,570 GOING TOA ROMANTIC RESTAURANT 1582 01:09:07,608 --> 01:09:09,525 ACTUALLY HAS ANYTHINGTO DO WITH LOVE. 1583 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,435 NIKKI, PLEASE,JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE. 1584 01:09:12,465 --> 01:09:13,715 ACTUALLY WHATI TRIED TO SAY, 1585 01:09:13,753 --> 01:09:17,212 BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET MEIS I-- 1586 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:18,867 I LOVE YOU. 1587 01:09:18,902 --> 01:09:20,985 AND MORE THAN THAT, 1588 01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:22,811 I AM IN LOVE YOU,AND MORE THAN THAT, EVEN. 1589 01:09:22,846 --> 01:09:24,513 WHAT'S MORE THAN THAT? 1590 01:09:24,548 --> 01:09:26,007 I DON'T KNOW, 1591 01:09:26,002 --> 01:09:28,253 "I LOVE YOU FOREVER" LOVE? 1592 01:09:29,740 --> 01:09:32,490 IF THERE'S A "BUT" COMING,I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 1593 01:09:32,521 --> 01:09:35,396 I WAS GOING TO BREAK UP,BUT ONLY BECAUSE I-- 1594 01:09:35,428 --> 01:09:36,970 I HAVE NO BUSINESSGIVING YOU HOPE 1595 01:09:37,005 --> 01:09:38,422 THAT I CAN GO WITH YOUTO NEW YORK. 1596 01:09:38,459 --> 01:09:39,959 BUT YOU'VE BEEN SAVING UPFOR SO LONG. 1597 01:09:39,994 --> 01:09:41,954 I WAS,BUT MY MOM-- 1598 01:09:41,988 --> 01:09:43,280 MY MOM LOST HER JOB 1599 01:09:43,276 --> 01:09:45,484 AND FELL BEHINDON HER MORTGAGE PAYMENTS. 1600 01:09:45,518 --> 01:09:47,601 SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO FIND OUT,BUT I DID, 1601 01:09:47,593 --> 01:09:49,927 AND I HAD TO HELP HER OUTBECAUSE SHE'S MY MOM 1602 01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:52,127 AND NOBODY ELSE BELIEVES IN MELIKE SHE DOES. 1603 01:09:52,161 --> 01:09:54,702 EXCEPT YOU. 1604 01:09:58,804 --> 01:10:00,554 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 1605 01:10:00,590 --> 01:10:02,215 I COULDN'T LET YOUPUT YOUR DREAMS ON HOLD 1606 01:10:02,209 --> 01:10:03,417 WHILE YOU WAITED FOR ME. 1607 01:10:03,455 --> 01:10:06,705 BUT AFTER YOU RAN OFF,I KNEW I'D MADE A MISTAKE. 1608 01:10:06,735 --> 01:10:10,277 I JUST DON'T KNOWHOW TO FIX IT. 1609 01:10:11,967 --> 01:10:14,175 OKAY. 1610 01:10:14,209 --> 01:10:16,292 FIRST OF ALL... 1611 01:10:17,904 --> 01:10:21,071 I "LOVE YOU FOREVER"LOVE YOU, TOO. 1612 01:10:21,101 --> 01:10:22,519 AND SECOND, 1613 01:10:22,555 --> 01:10:23,555 I'M SORRY-- 1614 01:10:23,593 --> 01:10:26,635 REALLY SORRY--THAT I RAN OFF. 1615 01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:29,207 YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY IN THE OVEN 1616 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,990 AND I DIDN'T REALIZEYOU WERE DONE-- 1617 01:10:32,022 --> 01:10:34,188 DON'T ASK. 1618 01:10:34,222 --> 01:10:35,848 BUT THIRD... 1619 01:10:35,884 --> 01:10:37,759 YOU ARE SO STUPID! 1620 01:10:37,793 --> 01:10:38,752 THANK YOU. 1621 01:10:38,789 --> 01:10:41,289 I MEAN, YOU'RE MY DREAM,NOT NEW YORK! 1622 01:10:41,322 --> 01:10:43,572 AND WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPYMAKES ME HAPPY, 1623 01:10:43,606 --> 01:10:44,606 AND I LOVE YOUR MOM, 1624 01:10:44,644 --> 01:10:45,894 AND IF WE'RE GONNABE TOGETHER FOREVER, 1625 01:10:45,889 --> 01:10:47,056 THEN WE CAN'T LET HERLOSE HER HOUSE, 1626 01:10:47,052 --> 01:10:49,136 OTHERWISE WHERE WILL WE GOFOR CHRISTMAS, 1627 01:10:49,170 --> 01:10:51,128 WHICH BRINGS ME TO--WHAT ARE WE ON? 1628 01:10:51,163 --> 01:10:52,205 FOUR. 1629 01:10:52,242 --> 01:10:53,242 FOURTH... 1630 01:10:53,281 --> 01:10:55,448 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1631 01:10:55,481 --> 01:10:57,190 IN A MINUTE! 1632 01:10:57,184 --> 01:10:59,059 GOOD. UM... 1633 01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:02,052 BY THE WAY,WE WON THE LOTTERY. 1634 01:11:02,082 --> 01:11:04,333 I KNOW, THAT'S EXACTLYWHAT IT FEELS LIKE. 1635 01:11:04,367 --> 01:11:07,450 NO, WE WON THE LOTTERY. 1636 01:11:09,142 --> 01:11:11,058 OH. [CHUCKLES] 1637 01:11:11,093 --> 01:11:12,760 DON'T OPEN IT. 1638 01:11:12,795 --> 01:11:14,545 JUST KISS ME. 1639 01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:18,536 [♪♪] 1640 01:11:18,568 --> 01:11:22,026 [STAFF APPLAUDING] 1641 01:11:40,906 --> 01:11:43,198 [♪♪] 1642 01:11:44,519 --> 01:11:46,852 ♪ MY HEART IS ON FIRE 1643 01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,802 ♪ I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME 1644 01:11:48,837 --> 01:11:52,170 ♪ GOTTA FIND OUTIF YOU'RE STILL MINE ♪ 1645 01:11:52,158 --> 01:11:55,033 [FOOTBALL GAME PLAYS ON TELEVISION] 1646 01:11:55,064 --> 01:11:56,315 PLAY ANY SPORTSIN HIGH SCHOOL, NORM? 1647 01:11:56,353 --> 01:12:00,978 I WAS A FOSTER KID,SO I MOVED AROUND A LOT. 1648 01:12:02,497 --> 01:12:05,456 SPORTS ARETHE FOUNDATION OF WAR. 1649 01:12:06,774 --> 01:12:08,607 LIKE PLAYING CHECKERSWITH REAL PEOPLE, 1650 01:12:08,642 --> 01:12:11,518 ONLY YOU DON'TGET HURT. 1651 01:12:12,753 --> 01:12:15,003 WHAT POSITIONDID YOU PLAY? 1652 01:12:16,490 --> 01:12:18,073 I WAS A FOSTER KID.I MOVED AROUND A LOT. 1653 01:12:18,109 --> 01:12:19,067 I DIDN'T-- 1654 01:12:19,106 --> 01:12:21,398 SHORT-STOP... 1655 01:12:21,389 --> 01:12:22,972 GOOD FOR YOU. 1656 01:12:25,043 --> 01:12:28,043 OH, YEAH, I LOVE TO DANCE. 1657 01:12:28,075 --> 01:12:29,908 IT'S VERY HARD WORK, THOUGH. 1658 01:12:29,943 --> 01:12:32,443 WELL, AT LEAST THE WAYTHAT I DO IT, ANYWAYS. 1659 01:12:32,476 --> 01:12:33,684 [GIGGLES] 1660 01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:34,888 HOW ABOUT YOU? 1661 01:12:34,925 --> 01:12:36,759 OH, I HAVEN'TDANCED IN YEARS. 1662 01:12:36,794 --> 01:12:40,002 SHANE AND OLIVERTOOK DANCE LESSONS ONCE. 1663 01:12:39,991 --> 01:12:42,033 WHERE IS SHANE? 1664 01:12:42,068 --> 01:12:44,818 I DON'T KNOW. 1665 01:12:48,710 --> 01:12:50,085 [SPEAKING QUIETLY] 1666 01:12:53,652 --> 01:12:55,443 I'VE HEARD OF COP BARSAND I'VE HEARD OF SPORTS BARS, 1667 01:12:55,437 --> 01:12:58,062 BUT I'VE NEVERHEARD OF... 1668 01:13:02,661 --> 01:13:04,079 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 1669 01:13:04,116 --> 01:13:05,157 SURE. 1670 01:13:06,981 --> 01:13:08,231 WELL, EVERYONE NEEDSA PLACE TO-- 1671 01:13:08,226 --> 01:13:09,226 OLIVER. 1672 01:13:09,223 --> 01:13:10,223 HAVE SOME CAKE. 1673 01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:11,302 OH, THANK YOU. 1674 01:13:11,340 --> 01:13:13,173 SHANE HAD ITSPECIAL-ORDERED. 1675 01:13:13,209 --> 01:13:14,459 FROM MONTALDO'S. 1676 01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:16,866 OH. 1677 01:13:16,903 --> 01:13:19,321 DALE, COULD YOU HELP MEMIX SOME MORE PUNCH? 1678 01:13:19,354 --> 01:13:20,563 SURE. 1679 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:22,762 LATER? 1680 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,383 YES. 1681 01:13:25,665 --> 01:13:28,581 [♪♪] 1682 01:13:34,094 --> 01:13:35,677 ♪ KISSES... 1683 01:13:35,713 --> 01:13:38,921 ♪ ARE SO DELICIOUS 1684 01:13:38,952 --> 01:13:43,244 ♪ DISTRACT MEALL MY WISHES ♪ 1685 01:13:43,269 --> 01:13:46,937 ♪ AND MAKE THIS DAYIN MY HEART... ♪ 1686 01:13:46,924 --> 01:13:49,507 [NIKKI]:♪ ...BEFORE ♪ 1687 01:13:49,540 --> 01:13:51,790 [DINERS APPLAUDING] 1688 01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:57,474 I, UH, 1689 01:13:57,512 --> 01:13:59,138 TOOK THE LIBERTYOF ORDERING DESSERT. 1690 01:13:59,174 --> 01:14:01,382 OH, THANK YOU. 1691 01:14:01,374 --> 01:14:02,791 WAS THAT RAMONTHAT I SAW LEAVING? 1692 01:14:02,827 --> 01:14:03,827 YES. 1693 01:14:03,865 --> 01:14:05,865 HE SENDS HIS REGARDS. 1694 01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:06,941 [CHUCKLES] 1695 01:14:06,979 --> 01:14:09,062 THAT GUY ALWAYS SHOWS UPAT THE WEIRDEST TIMES. 1696 01:14:10,217 --> 01:14:11,968 YOU THINK THIS IS WEIRD? 1697 01:14:14,453 --> 01:14:16,328 ARE YOU GOING TOTRY YOUR DESSERT? 1698 01:14:17,650 --> 01:14:21,109 UM, I'M NOT QUITE READY YET. 1699 01:14:21,137 --> 01:14:22,346 AHEM. 1700 01:14:22,383 --> 01:14:23,717 FORGIVE ME. 1701 01:14:23,753 --> 01:14:26,963 UH, IT GETSA BIT HOT IN HERE. 1702 01:14:28,446 --> 01:14:31,862 BUT, UM,I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW THAT, 1703 01:14:31,892 --> 01:14:33,809 BEING SO FAMILIARWITH THE PLACE. 1704 01:14:38,910 --> 01:14:42,035 OLIVER, LESTER IS AN IDIOT. 1705 01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:44,232 AND STEVE... 1706 01:14:44,224 --> 01:14:47,849 I HAVE BEEN OVER HIMFOR A VERY LONG TIME. 1707 01:14:49,082 --> 01:14:51,332 YOU OWE MENO EXPLANATIONS, MS. McINERNEY. 1708 01:14:51,365 --> 01:14:54,699 BECAUSE YOU AND IARE JUST... FRIENDS? 1709 01:14:54,688 --> 01:14:58,605 THAT WAS AN UNFORTUNATETURN OF PHRASE, I'M AFRAID. 1710 01:15:05,525 --> 01:15:07,275 SO-- [SIGHS] 1711 01:15:07,311 --> 01:15:09,769 SO WHAT WAS TONIGHT? 1712 01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:12,089 WAS IT A DATE? 1713 01:15:12,126 --> 01:15:15,501 OR WAS IT JUSTOUR "LONG-PROMISED DINNER"? 1714 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:18,858 I DON'T KNOW. 1715 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:22,807 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BEA QUIET DINNER 1716 01:15:22,839 --> 01:15:25,922 WITH GOOD COMPANYAND GOOD CONVERSATION, 1717 01:15:25,953 --> 01:15:28,911 AND I DID WANT ITTO BE SOMEPLACE SPECIAL... 1718 01:15:30,271 --> 01:15:32,814 AND I WANTED TO DANCE. 1719 01:15:37,289 --> 01:15:39,206 OLIVER, 1720 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,115 I NEVER DANCEDWITH ANY OF THE OTHERS HERE. 1721 01:15:43,558 --> 01:15:45,684 I ONLY-- 1722 01:15:48,168 --> 01:15:51,293 I ONLY DANCE WITH YOU. 1723 01:15:56,471 --> 01:15:58,971 WE COULD USE MORE PRACTICE. 1724 01:16:00,998 --> 01:16:03,123 I-I KNOW. 1725 01:16:03,115 --> 01:16:06,240 IF WE WE'RE GONNA GETANY GOOD AT IT. 1726 01:16:06,270 --> 01:16:10,395 I IMAGINEWE COULD BE VERY GOOD. 1727 01:16:10,422 --> 01:16:13,673 I IMAGINE WE WOULD BE. 1728 01:16:13,704 --> 01:16:15,829 IF WE PRACTICED EVERY WEEK. 1729 01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:18,567 EVERY WEEK? 1730 01:16:19,972 --> 01:16:23,222 OH, I ONLY MEANTIF YOU WERE SERIOUS... 1731 01:16:23,253 --> 01:16:24,295 I-I MEAN-- 1732 01:16:25,495 --> 01:16:27,288 RIGHT. 1733 01:16:28,568 --> 01:16:30,402 [PIANO BEGINS TO PLAY] 1734 01:16:30,436 --> 01:16:31,686 RIGHT. 1735 01:16:31,723 --> 01:16:34,390 [HOST]:AND NOW, RETURNING TO THE STAGE 1736 01:16:34,422 --> 01:16:37,047 WITH A VERY SPECIAL GOODNIGHT FROM MONTALDO'S... 1737 01:16:37,079 --> 01:16:40,497 PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL AND SOPHIA. 1738 01:16:48,124 --> 01:16:53,875 ♪ IF I LOVED YOU 1739 01:16:53,896 --> 01:16:56,354 ♪ TIME AND AGAIN 1740 01:16:56,387 --> 01:16:59,595 ♪ I WOULD TRY TO SAY 1741 01:16:59,626 --> 01:17:06,752 ♪ ALL I'D WANT YOU TO KNOW 1742 01:17:08,637 --> 01:17:13,303 ♪ IF I LOVED YOU 1743 01:17:13,328 --> 01:17:18,828 ♪ WORDS WOULDN'T COMEIN AN EASY WAY ♪ 1744 01:17:18,850 --> 01:17:25,476 ♪ ROUND IN CIRCLESI'D GO ♪ 1745 01:17:27,197 --> 01:17:32,572 ♪ LONGING TO TELL YOUBUT AFRAID AND SHY ♪ 1746 01:17:32,593 --> 01:17:35,303 ♪ I'D LET MY GOLDEN CHANCES 1747 01:17:35,294 --> 01:17:38,377 ♪ PASS ME BY 1748 01:17:39,778 --> 01:17:43,611 ♪ SOON YOU'D LEAVE ME 1749 01:17:43,639 --> 01:17:46,555 ♪ OFF YOU WOULD GO 1750 01:17:46,586 --> 01:17:49,379 ♪ IN THE MIST OF DAY 1751 01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:56,452 ♪ NEVER, NEVER TO KNOW 1752 01:17:56,469 --> 01:18:01,470 ♪ HOW I LOVED YOU 1753 01:18:02,698 --> 01:18:07,989 ♪ IF I LOVED YOU 1754 01:18:14,116 --> 01:18:17,241 [♪♪] 1755 01:18:18,725 --> 01:18:22,892 ♪ SOON YOU'D LEAVE ME 1756 01:18:22,918 --> 01:18:25,377 ♪ OFF YOU WOULD GO 1757 01:18:25,409 --> 01:18:28,119 ♪ IN THE MIST OF DAY 1758 01:18:28,109 --> 01:18:36,067 ♪ NEVER, NEVER TO KNOW 1759 01:18:36,081 --> 01:18:41,998 ♪ HOW I LOVED YOU 1760 01:18:43,015 --> 01:18:45,807 [SILENCE FALLS] 1761 01:18:49,907 --> 01:18:52,157 ♪ IF 1762 01:18:54,183 --> 01:18:59,726 ♪ I LOVED YOU ♪ 1763 01:19:03,028 --> 01:19:05,570 [DINERS APPLAUDING] 1764 01:19:24,204 --> 01:19:26,538 [♪♪] 1765 01:19:55,636 --> 01:19:57,719 [POP DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 1766 01:20:10,915 --> 01:20:12,665 OLIVER,ARE WE DANCING? 1767 01:20:14,819 --> 01:20:18,278 NO, MS. McINERNEY.WE ARE NOT. 1768 01:20:20,051 --> 01:20:22,134 OKAY. 1769 01:20:22,168 --> 01:20:24,543 [OLIVER]:I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 1770 01:20:24,577 --> 01:20:26,827 I LIKED THAT DESSERT. 1771 01:20:26,860 --> 01:20:28,861 IT WAS VERY GOOD. 1772 01:20:28,853 --> 01:20:30,270 I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT. 1773 01:20:30,307 --> 01:20:31,973 IT'S HARD TO FINDA GOOD CURD THESE DAYS. 1774 01:20:32,009 --> 01:20:34,176 YES. TIMES HAVE CHANGED. 1775 01:20:34,168 --> 01:20:36,001 AND I'M VERYOLD-FASHIONED, YOU KNOW. 1776 01:20:36,037 --> 01:20:37,662 I'M AWARE OF THAT. 1777 01:20:37,697 --> 01:20:39,656 AND WHEN LIFEBECOMES COMPLICATED, 1778 01:20:39,690 --> 01:20:41,232 ONE FINDS ONESELF FALLING BACK 1779 01:20:41,268 --> 01:20:43,435 UPON THE TRADITIONALAND FAMILIAR. 1780 01:20:43,469 --> 01:20:46,844 ONE TAKES ONE'S TIME TO AVOIDTHE RISK OF PRECIPITOUSNESS. 1781 01:20:46,874 --> 01:20:49,290 DOES ONE GET TO THE QUESTION? 1782 01:20:49,323 --> 01:20:50,490 AND YET... 1783 01:20:50,527 --> 01:20:51,611 WHAT GOOD 1784 01:20:51,607 --> 01:20:54,482 IS A LETTERIF ONE NEVER MAILS IT? 1785 01:20:55,551 --> 01:20:57,302 IS THAT THE QUESTION? 1786 01:20:57,338 --> 01:21:00,088 NO. WHY DID YOU ORDERLEMON CAKE FOR THE PARTY TODAY? 1787 01:21:01,738 --> 01:21:03,905 UM... 1788 01:21:03,897 --> 01:21:06,314 I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD HAVEA SECOND CHANCE TO TRY IT. 1789 01:21:07,427 --> 01:21:09,386 AND YOU COULDN'T WAIT 1790 01:21:09,421 --> 01:21:11,379 UNTIL THE NEXT TIMEWE WENT TO MONTALDO'S? 1791 01:21:11,414 --> 01:21:14,164 OR DID YOU ASSUMETHERE WOULD BE NO "NEXT TIME"? 1792 01:21:15,275 --> 01:21:16,400 WELL, I... 1793 01:21:16,437 --> 01:21:18,021 WELL... 1794 01:21:18,056 --> 01:21:19,431 IT MAY SURPRISE YOU, 1795 01:21:19,468 --> 01:21:23,136 BUT I BELIEVEIN SECOND CHANCES, TOO. 1796 01:21:24,368 --> 01:21:26,493 OKAY. 1797 01:21:26,527 --> 01:21:29,444 SHALL I SHOULD PUT ITON THE CALENDAR, THEN, 1798 01:21:29,475 --> 01:21:31,350 FOR SOMETIME THIS YEAR? 1799 01:21:31,384 --> 01:21:34,009 YES. HOW DOESNEXT SATURDAY SOUND? 1800 01:21:34,042 --> 01:21:35,084 GREAT. 1801 01:21:35,121 --> 01:21:36,121 IT'S A DATE. 1802 01:21:36,159 --> 01:21:37,618 I MEAN, IT'S A-- 1803 01:21:37,655 --> 01:21:40,238 IT IS A DATE. 1804 01:21:45,170 --> 01:21:47,711 SPEAKING OFSECOND CHANCES-- 1805 01:21:47,744 --> 01:21:49,327 MM-HMM? 1806 01:21:49,363 --> 01:21:51,072 HOW DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR? 1807 01:21:51,108 --> 01:21:52,941 WHAT? 1808 01:21:53,973 --> 01:21:56,848 DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR? 1809 01:21:56,879 --> 01:21:59,754 IT'S FINE.UH, IT'S, UH, VERY... 1810 01:22:01,488 --> 01:22:03,239 I LIKE THE FLOWER. 1811 01:22:03,274 --> 01:22:05,566 GOOD. 1812 01:22:05,599 --> 01:22:06,849 AHEM. 1813 01:22:06,886 --> 01:22:09,428 IT'S THE FIRSTROSE OF SUMMER. 1814 01:22:11,162 --> 01:22:12,329 NO! 1815 01:22:12,325 --> 01:22:14,825 IT TOOK AFTER ALL. 1816 01:22:14,857 --> 01:22:18,900 AND NO ANIMALS WERE HARMEDIN THE BLOOMING OF THIS ROSE. 1817 01:22:18,928 --> 01:22:20,344 [LAUGHING] 1818 01:22:20,381 --> 01:22:22,131 AND-- ANDYOU'D GIVEN UP. 1819 01:22:22,124 --> 01:22:23,874 I KNOW. 1820 01:22:23,910 --> 01:22:25,993 OH, ME OF LITTLE FAITH. 1821 01:22:27,438 --> 01:22:29,938 ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE. 1822 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,083 COME ON! 119168

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