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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:02,794 We're not doing this, 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,838 telling you what happened on Shameless last week anymore. 3 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:06,548 -We're sick of it. -Yeah, we quit. 4 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,258 -It's over. -Just not doin' it. 5 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:11,553 -It insults your intelligence. -They don't pay us enough. 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,931 What, they pay you guys for this? 7 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,474 -Yeah. You don't get paid? -[Debbie] Are you kidding? 8 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,727 -[Ian] Of course. -Well, fuck me! 9 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,354 [all snickering] 10 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,448 rock music 11 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:38,204 Think of all the luck you got 12 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:41,666 Know that it's not for naught 13 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,711 You were beaming once before 14 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:49,007 But it's not like that anymore 15 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,635 What is this downside 16 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:55,930 That you speak of? 17 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:57,974 What is this feeling 18 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:02,979 You're so sure of? 19 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:13,031 Round up the friends you got 20 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,950 Know that they're not for naught 21 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:19,037 You were willing once before 22 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:23,750 But it's not like that anymore 23 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,878 What is this downside 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,465 That you speak of? 25 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,550 What is this feeling 26 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:36,596 You're so sure of? 27 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,851 [Lip] Is he dead? 28 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,645 Faint pulse. 29 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:45,563 -Hypoxic. -High what? 30 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,982 -Barely breathing. -What's that smell? 31 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,026 Grampy went tinkle in his pants. 32 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,612 Ugh, damn it. Not on the new couch. 33 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,489 Hey, what's goin' on? 34 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,990 Frank OD'd again. 35 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,744 [Ian] How much heroin did he do? 36 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:04,415 -Wow. -[Ian] Oh. 37 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,500 And he's not dead? 38 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,918 [Lip] Yet another disadvantage 39 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,170 to decades of copious narcotics use. 40 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,839 Should we, like, call the paramedics or something? 41 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,049 No, he's done this before a bunch of times. 42 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,467 He may be trying to kill himself. 43 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,885 He's been depressed. 44 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,179 The dementia's getting bad. 45 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,474 [Veronica] Hand me that syringe. 46 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,019 -Ugh! -Sheesh. 47 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,771 [Veronica] Unresponsive to pain. 48 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,524 -[Ian] Stroke? -Or he's already brain-dead. 49 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,234 That happens with overdoses. 50 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,902 I guess it's up to us to finish him off. 51 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:34,821 Quick shot to the head, dump his body in the lake. 52 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,448 I don't think anybody's gonna miss him. 53 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,994 What? We'd just be helpin' Mr. Fuckup finish the job. 54 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,370 [Heidi] You could pillow him. 55 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,497 That's what my dad did to my grandpa 56 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,124 so we could sell his double-wide. 57 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,668 Couldn't afford his oxygen refills anymore. 58 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,963 -Who is that? -Debbie's got a new friend. 59 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,298 [Heidi] Hey, you check his pockets, 60 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:54,841 see if he got any money on him? 61 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,634 Trust me, he doesn't. 62 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,973 I gotta get to work. Is there any coffee? 63 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,601 Yeah, I made a pot. 64 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,019 [Carl] All right. 65 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:09,898 So now what? 66 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,524 We wait, I guess. 67 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,818 For what? 68 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,321 See if he dies or not. 69 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,575 Said there's coffee? 70 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,577 Yeah, kitchen. 71 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,870 Let's go. 72 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:27,373 Kev, we gotta get to The Alibi. The realtor's comin' at ten. 73 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:31,669 mellow rock music 74 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,409 Hey, when are you guys heading to Kentucky? 75 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,370 Soon as we can sell The Alibi. You in your new place yet? 76 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,122 Yeah, but we still need to get furniture and everything. 77 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:09,540 We're havin' a yard sale over the weekend. 78 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,501 You should come by first and get whatever you want. 79 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,378 Yeah, thanks, that'd be great. 80 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,506 [Mickey clears throat] 81 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,925 Oh, yeah, everybody should come to The Alibi later. 82 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,093 Drinks are gonna be half off. 83 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:21,844 It's a special thank-you to our customers 84 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,304 for their years of loyal alcoholism. 85 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,848 Mm. That sounds really great, Kev. 86 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,725 What time do you wanna do that? 87 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,519 Seven? 88 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,230 -Good. We'll be there. -[Veronica] Come on, Kevin. 89 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,024 Let us know about Frank, okay? 90 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,901 Franny, breakfast. 91 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:41,906 So your big plans of sellin' the house fell through, huh? 92 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,825 Yeah, try not to look so happy about it. 93 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,493 It's hard not to. 94 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,203 I don't think I've ever been so happy 95 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,914 to see somebody fail before. 96 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,791 All right, I'm out. Peace. 97 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,585 You gonna repair all the damages you did? 98 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,840 [scoffs] 99 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:05,638 [scoffs] 100 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,683 [Debbie sighs] 101 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,810 What? 102 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,020 Pretty harsh, Debs. 103 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,646 What? He was gonna put Franny and me on the street. 104 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,815 And pretty dramatic-- he was trying to give us all 105 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,817 -a fresh start. -I don't want a fresh start. 106 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,861 -I love this house. -You love this house? 107 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:20,987 Yes! 108 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,947 Easy to please, I guess. 109 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:25,533 What are you doin'? 110 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,452 I'm just gettin' shit for the new apartment. 111 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:28,453 What? 112 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:31,873 Yeah. Two, uh, plates, two bowls, two spoons. 113 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:33,416 Whatever the fuck this thing is. 114 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,625 -What is this thing? -That's my potato masher. 115 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,377 -Put that back. -[Ian] All right, Mickey-- 116 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,296 What? You must own at least some of this shit. 117 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,422 Yeah, we can get our own spoons. 118 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,299 With what money? Spent it all on first, last, 119 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,467 and that bullshit security deposit. 120 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:43,968 -Jesus Christ. -[Mickey] Get a load of this. 121 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,178 They're makin' us pay more up front 122 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,471 'cause we're from the South Side. 123 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,972 I'd get it if we were, like, brown or Mexican or whatever, 124 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,307 but we're as made in the USA as any of those 125 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,516 West Side motherfuckers, you know what I mean? 126 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,810 All right, come on, put it back, let's go. 127 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,645 I thought we were coming here to get shit for the apartment. 128 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:58,649 Yeah, clothes, my bed, sheets. Come on, let's get the bed. 129 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,612 I'm comin' back for that fuckin' potato thing. 130 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:03,821 [Ian] Mickey. 131 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,824 You done? 132 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,703 Which one are you again? 133 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:12,747 Liam. 134 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:13,748 [Heidi] Hmm. 135 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,041 She your mom? 136 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,501 Sister. 137 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,878 No shit. 138 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,221 [Tami] You gonna smoke that? 139 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:33,017 Want to, but, uh...nope. 140 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,563 You okay? 141 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,566 Yeah, fuckin' Debbie, right? 142 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,571 That's not what I meant. 143 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,201 No. 144 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,203 No, I stopped caring about Frank years ago. 145 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,539 It's not like he ever cared about any of us. 146 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,836 I, um... 147 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:03,840 signed up to deliver for Zippy Zebra. 148 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:06,342 Brad said he'd lend me his Honda 400. 149 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:09,345 That's good. Yeah. 150 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,889 You gonna move in with Fred and I? 151 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,891 Join us at my dad's? 152 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,436 [Lip laughs lightly] 153 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,691 We can move back in here. 154 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,568 Are you sure you're ready to share a bathroom 155 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:26,112 with Debbie, Franny, Liam, and...[inhales] 156 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,239 ...whatever feral sex buddy Debbie picks up 157 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,907 on a freeway off-ramp? 158 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:34,078 I'd survive. [chuckles] 159 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,462 I think I might be pregnant again. 160 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,923 What? How? 161 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:47,842 How? 162 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,427 I... 163 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,763 I mean... 164 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,600 ...you're sure? 165 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,185 Uh...no. No. 166 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,812 I'll pick up one of those tests on my way home from work, 167 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:03,816 but...I'm late, um... 168 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:07,111 and my tits are fuckin' sore like they were with Fred. 169 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,114 Jesus. 170 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,951 So no, then. 171 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,912 No what? 172 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:17,914 No, you... 173 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,999 you don't think we should keep it. 174 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,294 You think we should? 175 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,005 I-I don't know. 176 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,798 [sighs] 177 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,758 God. 178 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,927 It's hard enough keeping a roof over the head 179 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,803 of the one we got. 180 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,933 Whoa, hey, no, that's not on you. 181 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,309 That's on us. 182 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,853 This year, the virus. 183 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,021 I know, I know. 184 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,190 But we're still here. 185 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,691 You know? We're surviving. 186 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,735 -Right? -Yeah. 187 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,904 Damn straight, we are. 188 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,740 All right, listen, I gotta get to work. 189 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:56,285 But will you call me if anything happens with Frank? 190 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,746 -I will. -Okay. 191 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,915 [Tami sighs] 192 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,500 And listen. 193 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,877 You decide where you want us to live. 194 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,045 You know? 195 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,630 I'm cool with wherever, 196 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,424 as long as the three of us are together. 197 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,677 All right. 198 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:28,317 rock music 199 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,590 [door clicks open] 200 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,928 [huffs] Your mattress smells like ass. 201 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,597 We can also buy a new mattress. 202 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:01,017 Nah, too many good memories stained into this one. 203 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,185 Hey, you know what the day is? 204 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,895 Twentieth or 21st? 205 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,939 Fuck should I know? 206 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,276 [Ian] Thinkin' it's the 21st. 207 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,278 Maybe a little less thinkin' and open those doors. 208 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,613 This fucker's heavy. 209 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,493 [both grunting] 210 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,786 After we drop this shit off, 211 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,289 we gotta hit that furniture rental on Ashland. 212 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:26,834 They got a good deal on taupe living room sets. 213 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,127 All right. That it? 214 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,712 No, still gotta grab the dresser. 215 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:32,506 What do we need a dresser for? We got floors, right? 216 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,177 [Ian] Come on. 217 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:37,678 Fuck's sake. 218 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,933 Help me run an errand later? 219 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,101 [Debbie] Sure. 220 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,187 Franny, you like muscle cars? 221 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,439 Oh, yeah, American only. Right, Fran? 222 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,440 USA! 223 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,151 You know, I had a '70 Barracuda 440 once. 224 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,195 -[Franny] Ooh! -Mm-hmm. For a whole two hours. 225 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,281 Smoked the cops who were on me after I boosted it. 226 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,786 Hey, you're your own boss, right? 227 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,579 Yeah. 228 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,373 That means you don't have to go to work 229 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:07,416 if you have something better to do. 230 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,544 Mm...like what? 231 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,343 Hey, Franny, why don't you go downstairs 232 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,970 to check if your Grandpa Frank is dead, okay? 233 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,891 Bye, Fran. 234 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,145 Whoa-oh, whoa-oh 235 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,564 mellow rock music 236 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,984 Whoa-oh, whoa-oh 237 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,695 Oh, fuck. 238 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,658 mellow whistling 239 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,082 It feels like sunshine 240 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,169 bright music 241 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,358 It feels like sunshine 242 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,444 Feels like sunshine 243 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,071 Feels like sunshine 244 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:04,074 Feels like sunshine 245 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,369 [mellow pop music playing over speakers] 246 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,500 [gags] Jesus, this one's like drinking cotton candy. 247 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,418 -Too sweet? -Well, that depends 248 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,337 if you're a 13-year-old girl or not. 249 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,713 Is there even any alcohol in it? 250 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,381 Not everybody wants a drink 251 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,175 that tears the skin off their tonsils, Tommy. 252 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,676 I think you may need to serve these up 253 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,221 -with a side of insulin. -I gotta learn this drink menu 254 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,347 before I go down there. 255 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,808 All right, next up, Sex in a Driveway. 256 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,768 Jesus, peach schnapps and Sprite? 257 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,521 [Veronica] The Alibi is a South Side landmark. 258 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,815 It's been here since its original owner, 259 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,566 Stan Kopchek, opened it 260 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:41,362 after returning from serving his country in World War II. 261 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,905 His Purple Heart 262 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,490 and dishonorable discharge from the navy 263 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,826 are still framed behind the bar. 264 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,079 [Mansoor] Is there anything you wanna specify 265 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,455 in the listing? 266 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,873 Exclusions, disclosures, 267 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,500 things a buyer would need to know? 268 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,751 Not that I can think of. 269 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,504 You can't change the taps. I promised Stan we never would. 270 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,464 And no Cubs games--ever. 271 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,924 White Sox and Bears only. 272 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,760 -Are you writin' this down? -Kevin, we are selling. 273 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,721 The new owners get to decide which taps to use 274 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,932 and which games to put on the TV. 275 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,642 Actually, I doubt very much that a new owner 276 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,603 is going to want to use this space as a bar. 277 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,897 I suspect we're looking at a coffee shop 278 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,983 maybe an organic food market. 279 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,818 The apartment upstairs could be an extra bonus 280 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,444 -for an escape room operator. -[cell phone ringing] 281 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,989 And I know of one who's been looking in the area. 282 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,031 Hold on. 283 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:30,202 I doubt I'll have any trouble unloading this place for you. 284 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,745 Yes? 285 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,416 What the fuck is an escape room? 286 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,756 [Liam sighs] 287 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,342 [items clattering, Lip muttering] 288 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:48,637 [grunts] 289 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,681 Hi. New shitter barely got used. 290 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,349 Should be able to take it back to Home Depot 291 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,601 after a good scrub. 292 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,477 What's up? 293 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,896 It's Frank. 294 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,525 Shit. 295 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,906 He's, uh--he's gone? 296 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,366 Sort of. 297 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:13,120 [train rumbling] 298 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,165 mellow music 299 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,086 [Vilma] Put on a mask, asshole! 300 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:39,438 Didn't I see you fighting in the war 301 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,317 Back in 1942 302 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,946 [bus horn honks] 303 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,700 Every time I shape-shift into form 304 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:56,747 I'm standing there right next to you 305 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,542 The best days of all my lives 306 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,712 Were spent dreaming of the afterlife 307 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,757 The best days of all my lives 308 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,218 Were spent dreaming of the afterlife 309 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,219 [pounding on door] 310 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,846 The best days of all my lives 311 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:16,558 Were spent dreaming of the afterlife 312 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,268 Whoo 313 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:22,606 spaghetti western music 314 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,787 exciting music 315 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,009 [woman] No, no, no, please. 316 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,594 I just ran in for a second. I'm leaving right now. 317 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,555 Are you handicapped, ma'am? 318 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,890 I was keeping an eye on the street, 319 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:57,933 and if anyone would have-- 320 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,727 Do you have your handicap placard? 321 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,438 Please. I promise I won't do it again. 322 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,440 You know who uses these spots, ma'am? 323 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:05,858 Veterans who lost their legs 324 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,651 fighting for our freedom in Fallujah. 325 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,778 Children born without spinal cords. 326 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,698 Old ladies who are paralyzed by Tesla hipsters 327 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,949 too busy watching TikToks 328 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:17,161 to look up when they approach a crosswalk. 329 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,204 Come on, please? 330 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,709 I've learned my lesson, Officer. 331 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,335 I won't do it again. 332 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:29,298 playful rock music 333 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,799 You have a good day, ma'am. 334 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,566 [Brad] My number one earner's Cheesecake Factory. 335 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,692 And the portions are huge, 336 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,152 so customers figure you deserve a big tip 337 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,447 for luggin' all those calories around. 338 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,573 [Lip] Hey. 339 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,741 Where you headed, bud? 340 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,159 Goin' to look for Frank. 341 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,619 You know, you really don't have to. 342 00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,870 Is Frank missing again? 343 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,872 Yeah, he's comin' off a smack bender. 344 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,583 Hey, if you find him, don't give him any money. 345 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,376 Don't have any money. 346 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,631 [Brad] And be sure to stay out if it rains. 347 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,634 The wetter you get, the more pitiful you look, 348 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,261 so customers throw you bigger tips. 349 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,264 You okay? 350 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,559 Yeah, I just, uh... 351 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,729 ...never thought this is what I'd be doin' 352 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,940 to put food on the table, you know? 353 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,400 Hey, how's it been workin' for Bob? 354 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,528 Selling plumbing supplies with my father-in-law? 355 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:36,156 It's not ideal. It's payin' a few bills. 356 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,702 He's got some space in his warehouse he said I can use. 357 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,870 I was thinkin' about reaching out 358 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,539 to some of our old customers, 359 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,457 see if I can make a couple extra bucks 360 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,959 after hours and weekends. 361 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,293 You know, I could use the company 362 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:51,255 if you're up for getting dirt under your fingernails again. 363 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,925 Yeah. 364 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,136 That'd be great. Thanks, man. 365 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:03,100 And Frank's fine. Disappeared already. 366 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,935 Yo, check this out! 367 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,728 Perfect height for a blowie. 368 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,064 Leatherette, too, easy to clean up afterwards. 369 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,984 Hey, $29.99 a week for the whole set. 370 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,402 I wonder if that's an everyday price 371 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,946 -or because today's the 21st. -Oh, shit! 372 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,406 Look at this thing, helps you stand 373 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:18,699 when you're too fucked up! 374 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,784 Aw, man, we gotta get one of these. 375 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,202 [Dot] Can I help you? 376 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,706 Yeah, my, uh... husband and I 377 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,666 need some stuff for our new apartment. 378 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,042 Hey, you-you got any mattresses 379 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,711 that do that, like, lift-up thingy? 380 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,337 I can get my ass in that position you like. 381 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,591 Adjustable beds? Oh, unfortunately, no. 382 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,926 Oh. Hey, someone stealin' something? 383 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,303 Kind of hard to imagine anybody walkin' out the front door 384 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,054 with one of these big-ass chairs under their coat. 385 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,598 Stealing the election, Mick. 386 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,057 Look, if we wanted to rent something, 387 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,019 do we need to sign, like, a form or something? 388 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,604 Are you interested in a living room 389 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,147 or dining room set or both? 390 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,399 The president won in a landslide. 391 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,068 [Ian] I agree. Biden won in a landslide. 392 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,361 Living room set. 393 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,071 The election results were hacked 394 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,157 by communists in Venezuela. 395 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,825 -[Mickey] Shit. -[Ian] Venezuela? 396 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,744 What the hell have you been smokin', lady? 397 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,037 Where the fuck's Venezuela, anyway? 398 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,788 [Dot] The liberal media called the election 399 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:07,915 for Sleepy Joe and "Komola," 400 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,500 even though we all know they lost. 401 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,501 Her name is Kamala, 402 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,545 and Sleepy Joe kicked your guys' comb-over ass. 403 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:16,715 Fake news perpetuated by elite liberal pedophiles 404 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,425 -and socialists. -Okay, and where the hell 405 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,469 were you on January sixth, Eva Braun? 406 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,055 Were you storming the Capitol with a fuckin' hockey stick? 407 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,098 At home, watching brave patriots 408 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,391 defend my Second Amendment rights! 409 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,060 [Ian] All right, all right, we're getting outta here. 410 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,896 [Dot] Hey, um, first month's free, 411 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,023 and-and we have same-day delivery! 412 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,233 No. Gotta go. We can't be late 413 00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,193 to the Zionist sex-trafficking cabal meeting 414 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,903 at the fucking Pizza Hut! 415 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,696 [Mickey] Oh, shit, we gettin' pizza? 416 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,406 Yeah, I'm starvin'! 417 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,204 Do you not remember where you parked or something? 418 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,456 Maybe one more floor up? 419 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,750 Well, what kind of car we lookin' for? 420 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,752 A Mercedes S-Class. 421 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,587 -Color? -Blue. 422 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,090 Green. Maybe black. 423 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,550 Here we go. 424 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,511 That's a BMW. 425 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,222 Same difference. 426 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,817 [car alarm blaring] 427 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,699 [engine turning over] 428 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,285 [engine revving, tires squealing] 429 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,082 You like dogs, Franny? 430 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,500 I got one in the back. 431 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,960 Hey, if a cop tags me, 432 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:38,297 I'll meet you back at your place and ditch, okay? 433 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,426 I think I'm in love. 434 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,265 [Mansoor] Eighteen hundred square feet 435 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,474 on the ground floor. 436 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,101 Another 700 upstairs. 437 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,437 Fifty feet of storefront. Ample street parking. 438 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,855 [Conklin] Any HPD restrictions? 439 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,399 You're in an HPD, but you're free to knock it down. 440 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,860 It is not architecturally significant. 441 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,196 -[door squeaks open] -V. 442 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,948 They're gonna knock it down. 443 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,074 Who's knockin' what down? 444 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,118 That realtor, he just said whoever buys us 445 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,870 can tear The Alibi down. 446 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,080 We promised Stan. 447 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,290 Stan's dead. 448 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,293 The worms finished that nasty old bastard off years ago. 449 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,627 Maybe we should stay in Chicago. 450 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:21,256 We already put the deposit down on the condo next to Mama. 451 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,216 Okay, then we only sell to somebody 452 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,010 who promises to keep The Alibi open. 453 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,219 I'll drink to that. 454 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,763 We barely made enough to keep the lights on this year 455 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:31,516 with the city saying to close, then open, then close again. 456 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,810 You said The Alibi was part of South Side history. 457 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,979 I would've said Al Capone's lost loot 458 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,522 was buried behind a wall in the basement 459 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:40,359 if I thought that was gonna get us an extra $20. 460 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,028 Oh, my God! 461 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,238 -What? -What have you done? 462 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,282 -Mama sent them. -No, no, no, no, no, no. 463 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,701 Take 'em off. Take 'em off right now. 464 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,119 -No! -Why? 465 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,163 -Daddy. -What did you do? 466 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,664 They love the jerseys. 467 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,792 -[Kev] It's wrong, V! -Can't do it, Veronica. 468 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,127 I feel kind of sick. I might throw up. 469 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,754 The Bengals, the Reds? What are-- 470 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,422 You-you can't just change teams. 471 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,882 That's like-- that's like-like-- 472 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,425 Switching from boxers to briefs. 473 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,719 Changing from Fritos to fresh fruit. 474 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,762 Becoming a Protestant. 475 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,223 We're moving to Kentucky. The Bengals play in Ohio! 476 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:13,433 Well, Louisville is closer to Cincinnati than it is Chicago. 477 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,102 This has nothin' to do with geography. 478 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:17,020 We're a Sox and Bears family forever. 479 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,355 -End of discussion. -But if-- 480 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,233 No, not one word, or we're talkin' divorce. 481 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,777 [Conklin] Might strip it down to the brick 482 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,028 instead of doing a full demo. 483 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,947 A lot of our customers live in lofts. 484 00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:30,409 They love that old factory feel. 485 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,994 I think we can get at least ten tanning beds in here 486 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:34,496 and a couple of spray booths, 487 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:37,541 maybe even a cryotherapy chamber. 488 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,798 [groans] 489 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,217 Ooh, ooh, ooh 490 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,636 Frank! 491 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:53,056 mellow music 492 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,852 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 493 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,186 It's funny... 494 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,605 [Liam] Frank! 495 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,232 Francis! 496 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,900 Frank! 497 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,194 I knock you down 498 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:09,197 Brother, please... 499 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,283 [Liam] Frank! 500 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,787 Under the rock... 501 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,915 Frank, I've been looking for you. 502 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,292 Frank! 503 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:21,918 Frank! 504 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,381 Oh, sorry. 505 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,179 Frank! 506 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,306 [echoing] 507 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,498 Wow. 508 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,709 Lookin' purdy good up there. 509 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:08,590 [bright music playing on organ] 510 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,929 [laughs] 511 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:19,643 Oh, shit! Uh, uh, I gotta go. 512 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,311 I'm late. 513 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,397 Father's gonna be mad. 514 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,654 Oh, uh...I'm sorry. Who are you? 515 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:31,780 I'm late. 516 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:34,824 I have to get the candles lit before the procession. 517 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:38,370 Uh...I'll go get Father. 518 00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:41,790 [organ music continues] 519 00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:55,136 Can I...help you? 520 00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:57,180 I'm sorry I'm late, Father. 521 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,682 I can't find the matches! 522 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,017 They were--they were-- they were always here. 523 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,938 Oh, uh, w-we keep them here now. 524 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:14,364 Light the altar candles first. 525 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:15,865 Hmm? 526 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,869 Thank you, Father. 527 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,835 Should I call the police? 528 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,378 No, no. 529 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,047 Call an ambulance. 530 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:35,176 energetic music 531 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:37,470 Ba, ba-da, ba, da-da 532 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,848 Da-da-da-da 533 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:40,640 [buzzer blares] 534 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,852 [muffled pop music playing] 535 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,356 Hey, got your delivery. 536 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,609 [man] Boba's here! 537 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:51,985 Hang on. 538 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,196 Betty, your lychee. 539 00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:00,869 Let me get you a tip. 540 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,050 [buzzer blares] 541 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:20,764 -[man] Thanks, man. -[Lip] Thanks. 542 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:52,462 spaghetti western music 543 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,735 -[siren chirps] -[Carl] Jeez. 544 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:18,947 Hey. Got you a Jim's with extra onions. 545 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,365 Thanks. 546 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,991 How's it going soaking the rich? 547 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,119 Great. I've given out six grand in tickets, 548 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,370 and it's only two o'clock. 549 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:28,415 Minding the handicap spot gold mine, I see--smart. 550 00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:30,709 Gallagher here is Robin Hood with the citation book, 551 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,752 evening the income inequality scales 552 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,796 one parking ticket at a time. 553 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:38,091 Yeah, American meritocracy's bullshit. 554 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,342 World distributes talent equally 555 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,593 but not opportunity. 556 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:42,470 Look at you, up on the ramparts. 557 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,889 -Where'd you hear that? -Some lady left Obama's book 558 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:47,392 at the bus stop. Guy's actually kind of smart. 559 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,728 Carl is a cautionary tale. 560 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:52,731 Never allow injustice to get in the way of your paycheck. 561 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,232 Bosses won't leave you here long. 562 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,693 Too many officers taking pandemic disability. 563 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,945 Hey, can you run somebody for me? 564 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,865 -Yeah, you got a name? -Uh, Heidi somethin'. 565 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,324 Uh... 566 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:04,993 Heidi Cronch. 567 00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:07,537 C-R-O-N-C-H. 568 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:08,496 New girlfriend? 569 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,874 My sister's new girlfriend. 570 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,712 -Holy shit. That her? -Yeah. 571 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,130 Might wanna lock up the silver 572 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,298 and hide the women in the woods. 573 00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:19,632 [dispatcher] All available units... 574 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:20,925 Oh, gotta go. 575 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,552 Hey, buy you a beer after work? 576 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,637 I'm doing a family thing at a friend of mine's bar. 577 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:26,347 -Half-price drinks. -I don't know. 578 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:27,557 I been steering clear of the cocktails 579 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,059 -with the old ticker. -Order something virgin. 580 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:31,269 Maybe. 581 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,903 [man] yelling in foreign language 582 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,154 Huh? 583 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,205 [Heidi] Let's go. 584 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:52,165 -Who is that guy? -A friend. 585 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,333 Uh, come on. 586 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:55,960 He seems a little pissed. 587 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,630 Well, he wanted a Mercedes, but he'll live. 588 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,342 Okay, it's definitely time to go now. 589 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:03,593 Let's go. Go, go, go! 590 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,261 You're a loser, Anton! 591 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,596 [gun cocks, fires] 592 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,557 punchy music 593 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,935 The last idea I had 594 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:16,231 Got swallowed by a black hole 595 00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,777 I could cure cancer 596 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,322 But they'd give the prize to some asshole 597 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:31,663 Wastin' time, everybody's ending mine 598 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,832 Yeah, you could've done it fast 599 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:37,377 But the fit just wasn't right 600 00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:38,753 [doorbell rings] 601 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,338 [Stephen] Keep saying that like it's supposed to do something. 602 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:41,548 I don't know what you want me to do. 603 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,341 I've tried all that. 604 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,635 Yes, I did all of that. What? 605 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,221 Voodoo Thai? 606 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,848 Yes, I did! 607 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,268 Yes, of course I fucking back-tested. 608 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,727 I'm not stupid. 609 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,021 I don't know, it's just-- it's-- 610 00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:58,898 it's just--it's fucking frozen. I don't know. 611 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:02,735 I got four minutes to execute this trade, dude. 612 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:05,446 I--you installed the algorithm. You tell me! 613 00:31:05,488 --> 00:31:06,823 Check the router? 614 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,158 That's your fucking solution, check the router? 615 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,327 Gotta be kidding me. 616 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:14,664 This is ridiculous. 617 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,666 This has happened to me I-- 618 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,669 fucking ten times before in the past with you guys. 619 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,045 I'm sick of it. 620 00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,589 Yeah, I'm standing at the router right now. 621 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:26,342 Just-just calm down for five seconds. 622 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,720 I don't know-- [scoffs] 623 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,763 Dude, I don't know what you want me to do! 624 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,473 The router looks fine. 625 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:34,684 Hey, what the fuck are you doing, man? 626 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,436 The hell away from there. 627 00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,356 Wait, what did you just do? 628 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,317 Your Forex rate speed algorithm 629 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,569 was set to LSF instead of LSE. 630 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:48,072 You're trying to trade in pounds sterling, right? 631 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,908 Yeah, i-it didn't know what exchange rate 632 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,200 you were trying to use. 633 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,916 Oh, my God, it went through. 634 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:01,794 It wen--I just made four fucking grand. 635 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,339 [laughs] 636 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,299 I just made four fucking grand! 637 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,384 [laughing] Holy shit! 638 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:09,761 Here's your pad thai. 639 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,679 That's--yeah, great. Right there. 640 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,306 [camera shutter clicks] 641 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,683 Oh, tip, um... 642 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,102 what have we got, 20 bucks? 643 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:21,272 [laughing] Shit, man. 644 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,234 It's ten percent, right? 645 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,072 [Stephen laughs] 646 00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:32,116 [camera shutter clicks] 647 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:44,337 mellow rock music 648 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,297 Yeah 649 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:58,184 Maybe we can go to a quiet place 650 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:02,230 Where the only sound I hear is just your voice 651 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:06,567 Screaming my face, but I can understand 652 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,327 [siren whoops] 653 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:32,135 [Father] Francis, we're gonna be at the hospital 654 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,178 very soon, okay? 655 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:38,307 Offer's comin' in. 656 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,226 How much? 657 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:42,311 Earnest money, 5,000. 658 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:45,398 That's good. Sixty-day escrow. 659 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,816 What the hell is escrow? 660 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,693 They hold the money to make sure the deal goes through. 661 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,737 We don't need that. We can hold the money. 662 00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:51,904 I love holdin' money. 663 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:54,323 -Is this the tanning bed guy? -I think so, yeah. 664 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,242 Aw, damn. I don't tan well. 665 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:58,077 -How much? -Hang on. 666 00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,620 How much? 667 00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:01,664 Two hundred and eighty-five. 668 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,332 That's good, right? 669 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,959 We owe the bank 250. 670 00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,252 That's bad, right? 671 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,963 We'd clear 35,000, owe some money in taxes, 672 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,507 -so maybe 30? -Is that good enough? 673 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:12,800 I was hopin' for more. 674 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,094 All right, fuck it. Let's not sell, then. 675 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,221 It's 30 more than we have now. 676 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:18,681 We could wait for another offer. 677 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,641 -All right, let's do that. -[Veronica] But a better offer 678 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:23,686 may not ever come or even another offer. 679 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,688 -Rock, paper, scissors? -Oh, I hate that game. 680 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,024 -I always lose. -You always pick scissors. 681 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,734 -You always pick rock. -Exactly. 682 00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,611 -That's why you always lose. -What? 683 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:32,862 So I should pick paper next time? 684 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,989 Would you two shut the fuck up? I'm trying to think. 685 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:36,157 [door clicks open] 686 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,159 [sighs] Has Frank been here today? 687 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,036 -Dead Frank? -Not-so-dead Frank. 688 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,829 -He disappeared. -[Kev] No kidding? 689 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,456 That's great news! I been racking my brain 690 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,374 trying to come up with somethin' nice to say about him 691 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,626 at the wake. 692 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,044 Uh, he could always be counted on 693 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,505 to drain your beer when you weren't payin' attention? 694 00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:52,090 [sighs] So no one's seen him. 695 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:53,925 Sorry, Liam. But he's still breathin'. 696 00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:56,427 -That's good, huh? -Good for who? 697 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:00,932 If he does show up, 698 00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:03,226 can you make sure he gets home safe, okay? 699 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:04,769 Sure. Of course. 700 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:08,397 [rock music playing over speakers] 701 00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:15,571 All right, are we sellin' or not? 702 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:21,160 [indistinct chatter] 703 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:24,997 BP 135 over 85, 704 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:28,042 pulse ox is 94 on RA, so we kept him off O2. 705 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,169 Altered and confused. He could be high. 706 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,339 There's no ID on him, but we think his name is Francis. 707 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,716 Hi, Francis. 708 00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:37,510 You know where you are? 709 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,886 You're in the emergency room. 710 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:41,722 We're gonna take care of you, okay? 711 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:42,932 [Frank] I don't feel very good. 712 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,601 Right. We're gonna check you out soon as we can. 713 00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:57,280 They keep a key under a rock in the yard? 714 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,323 I'd have known that, I would've cleaned them out years ago. 715 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,784 All right, V said everything in the living room 716 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,786 and on the dining room table's up for grabs. 717 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,246 A lot of good kitchen stuff we could use. 718 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:08,916 We got a mixing bowl, some pots and pans, cutting board. 719 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,334 What, you gonna start cookin' now? 720 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,920 One of us has to. Takeout's too expensive. 721 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:15,464 Hey, man, ramen, some water, and a minute in the microwave, 722 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,799 I'm all set. 723 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:17,925 Hoo! 724 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,719 Look at this, leather chaps. 725 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,470 What do you think, huh? Dress up in leather, 726 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:24,182 go cruising for some flabby dentist dudes we can roll? 727 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:27,018 -[snickers] -Hey. 728 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:29,228 Take a look at this crib. 729 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,232 It's in pretty good shape. 730 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,984 What do you mean, "Come take a look at this crib"? 731 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,320 Crib means baby. 732 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:39,405 [Ian] Yeah. 733 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:41,449 "Yeah," what? 734 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:43,201 What, you wanna have a baby? 735 00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:45,578 You don't want a baby? 736 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,330 W--h-hold on. You do? 737 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,665 Hell yes. 738 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:51,876 All right, man, well, I don't know if you've noticed, 739 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,878 we don't exactly have the right equipment. 740 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,296 Although the way you been talkin' about pans 741 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:58,090 and fuckin' taupe furniture, you might be growin' a vagina. 742 00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:00,551 Help me move this thing. 743 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,012 No. 744 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,388 Why not? 745 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:05,598 'Cause if we have a crib, 746 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,516 we gotta fuckin' put somethin' in it. 747 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:09,143 Just grab the other end. 748 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,354 Where are we even gonna get a baby, huh? 749 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:14,023 No one's gonna let two ex-cons adopt a kid. 750 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,858 So we'll steal one. 751 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,360 What? 752 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,277 I'm joking. 753 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,446 Look, there's gotta be a neglected Milkovich baby 754 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,198 crawling around your family tree somewhere. 755 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,116 You guys are like horny little rabbits. 756 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:27,119 You pop out a Milkovich fucker at least once a month. 757 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,539 What? 758 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:34,377 I'd be a shitty dad, man. 759 00:37:35,169 --> 00:37:36,212 No, you wouldn't. 760 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,131 Yeah, what if I, like... 761 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:40,466 beat it or... 762 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,926 You won't. 763 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:44,136 [huffs] Spare the fireplace poker, 764 00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:45,221 spoil the child. 765 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,556 That's the kind of shit my dad always said. 766 00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:51,143 Come here. 767 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:53,020 -Fuck you. -Come on. 768 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,897 Fuck off. No, I don't-- 769 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,565 Fu-- 770 00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:00,528 [Mickey] I hate this. 771 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:03,447 You're gonna be a great dad. 772 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,048 Hey. 773 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:23,259 Couldn't find him. 774 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:26,053 I'm not surprised. 775 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:29,515 -I never could either. -You used to look for Frank? 776 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,600 Yeah. 777 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,185 All the time. 778 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,939 Did he always come back? 779 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:39,525 Not right away. 780 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,319 But yeah. 781 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:46,324 Hey, why don't you go get dressed? 782 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:48,451 Get ready for that thing at The Alibi, all right? 783 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:49,785 Okay. 784 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,297 Yo! 785 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,175 Shelby. What's goin' on, man? 786 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:05,301 Shit, man. 787 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,054 Checkin' out this vacant lot. 788 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,805 Oh, yeah? How come? 789 00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,640 Thinkin' of buyin' it. 790 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:13,726 Oh, shit. What for? 791 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,061 Neighborhood's comin' up, man. 792 00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:16,937 With that condo project goin' in next to you, 793 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,773 I figured it'd be a good place 794 00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:21,150 to put my settlement money. 795 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,318 You got a settlement? 796 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,029 That gas leak that took my mom. 797 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:26,489 That was, like, ten years ago. 798 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:29,033 Yeah. Legal shit takes forever. 799 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,786 I heard your house was a part of that condo deal. 800 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:33,454 Surprised you didn't sell. 801 00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:35,748 Yeah, me too. Got screwed. 802 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:37,875 You were gonna sell? 803 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,335 Yeah. 804 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,671 How much were you thinkin' of selling your house for? 805 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:46,926 I don't know. I was thinkin', like, 200. 806 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,928 [laughs] Oh, well, yeah. 807 00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:51,013 That's a bit outta my price range. 808 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:55,684 I mean...we're prepared to go as low as 150. 809 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,937 Good to see you, Lip. 810 00:39:57,978 --> 00:39:59,855 Take care. 811 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,401 Hey, Shelby. 812 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,531 How much you got, man? 813 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:10,908 [Debbie moaning] 814 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,910 - Don't touch me like that -[Debbie] Oh, my God. 815 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:17,957 Get mad when I fall in love too fast, too bad... 816 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:20,668 Oh, my God. 817 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:25,631 Do you want me to for you? 818 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,007 No, no, I'm good. 819 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:29,552 Maybe we'll go a couple more rounds later. 820 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,889 Hey, I'm thinking of splitting tomorrow. 821 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,100 Why? 822 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,352 El Paso--got a couple friends in a club down there 823 00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:41,355 running some shit that sounds promising. 824 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:43,399 You're more than welcome to come. 825 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,735 -To Texas? -Yeah, get outta Chicago 826 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:47,987 before it gets cold. 827 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,655 You got your tools, your truck, 828 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:51,991 and you can fix pipes and whatever, 829 00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:54,201 and I'll do my thing. 830 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:56,120 What about Franny? 831 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,913 Oh, well, bring her. 832 00:40:57,955 --> 00:40:59,498 -Really? -Yeah. 833 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,959 Why the hell not? We can have some laughs. 834 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,294 Thelma and Louise it. 835 00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:06,338 You only live once, right? 836 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,304 Hey, Franny, what you doin'? 837 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:16,348 -Drawing. -Oh, yeah? 838 00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:19,477 Uh, it's lookin' good. 839 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:27,276 mellow music 840 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:59,517 [indistinct chatter] 841 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:03,062 Fiona? 842 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,147 Hi. 843 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,024 Where have you been? 844 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:08,442 I've been right here. 845 00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:11,028 -Yeah? -Course. 846 00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,906 How are you feeling, Francis? 847 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,449 -Frank. -Sorry. 848 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,368 How are you feeling, Frank? 849 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:20,079 You're so beautiful. 850 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,914 Thank you. 851 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:27,920 [thermometer beeping] 852 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,880 -Nancy? -[Nancy] Yep. 853 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:31,257 [Sophia] Did rapid come back yet? 854 00:42:31,298 --> 00:42:34,260 [Nancy] Uh, yes... and it is negative. 855 00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:36,262 [Sophia] Temp's spiking, 103.4 856 00:42:36,303 --> 00:42:37,596 And his pulse ox is 88. 857 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,306 Lung sounds diminished bilaterally. 858 00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:40,766 I think we should run a PCR. 859 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:42,851 [Nancy] Okay. Uh, draw a CBC with diff. 860 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,271 Start him on ten of O2 with a non-rebreather 861 00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:47,565 and get him into a gown, please. 862 00:42:51,318 --> 00:42:55,698 Fiona, you cried a lot as a baby. 863 00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,368 Mad all the time. 864 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:03,038 Okay. Just take deep breaths. Try not to talk. 865 00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:06,750 But so beautiful. 866 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,043 [chuckles] 867 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:45,748 [Kev] Oh, shit! It's Officer Carl. 868 00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,375 Hide your drugs and illegal firearms. 869 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:49,501 I'm off duty, Kev. 870 00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:51,253 And this is my comrade in blue, Arthur Tipping. 871 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,380 He's helping me chase the gentrifiers 872 00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:55,174 and scumbag developers off the streets 873 00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:56,592 of our beloved South Side. 874 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,427 Pleasure. Making sure no one shoots this idiot? 875 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:00,596 Doing what I can. But he's an animal out there. 876 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,181 -I know. -[Veronica] The dancers 877 00:44:02,222 --> 00:44:03,807 are gonna put their costumes on upstairs. 878 00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:06,268 What can I get you two underpaid public servants? 879 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,311 I will be having a beer, 880 00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,355 and Arthur here will order something virgin. 881 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:10,731 Well, you came to the right place. 882 00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:12,733 -You like your drinks pink? -Or bright blue? 883 00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,318 How 'bout a Coke? 884 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,278 Well, this place is great. 885 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,571 Enjoy it while it lasts. 886 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:19,239 It's gonna be a tanning salon in a couple weeks. 887 00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:20,532 Wait, you guys already sell? 888 00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:23,077 We got an offer. Came in kind of low. 889 00:44:23,118 --> 00:44:24,536 We have a couple of days to decide 890 00:44:24,578 --> 00:44:26,372 -if we're gonna accept it. -Shame. 891 00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:28,374 There aren't a lot of places like this around anymore. 892 00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:30,584 You mean money-losing businesses? 893 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:33,545 Great dive bars where your shoes stick to the floor 894 00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:35,172 and you're not elbowed away from the bar 895 00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,799 by dudes with man buns. 896 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,050 Amen. 897 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:40,344 Hey. They here yet? 898 00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:41,720 No, not yet. You got the sign? 899 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:42,971 Yeah. Should I put it in the back? 900 00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:44,556 -Yeah. -Cool. 901 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,351 Jesus, there she is. 902 00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:49,311 -The other one your sister? -[Carl] Yeah. 903 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:51,271 -You gonna tell her? -Eh. I don't know. 904 00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:53,148 [Arthur] I'd wait till that Heidi's not around. 905 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,317 She's likely to cut you. 906 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,361 [Lip] Hey, I've got the sausages and the buns. 907 00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:58,904 -Where you want 'em? -Uh, put 'em in the back. 908 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,030 [Lip] All right. 909 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,579 No Frank? 910 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:12,126 [rock music playing over speakers] 911 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:24,221 [Nancy] PCR came back positive. 912 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:26,098 Pulse ox is down to 84. 913 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:28,475 Respiration's 30. Get his bed up. 914 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:31,520 Uh, we need respiratory back down here. 915 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,522 Nancy? 916 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:34,898 [Nancy] Yep. 917 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,235 [Nancy] Wow. 918 00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:40,320 [Sophia] Is that legally binding? 919 00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:41,947 Claire? 920 00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:46,368 [Claire] Huh. That's new. 921 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,619 -COVID? -Yeah. 922 00:45:47,661 --> 00:45:49,204 Start him on comfort care, 923 00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:51,331 0.6 milligrams hydromorphone IV. 924 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:52,624 I'll call legal. 925 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,543 Is that Frank? 926 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:55,627 [Sophia] Yeah, he said that was his name, 927 00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:57,212 but he came in without any ID. 928 00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,256 Gallagher. Frank Gallagher. 929 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,507 [Sophia] You know him? 930 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:02,050 [Nancy] He's a frequent-flier legend. 931 00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:03,802 [Claire] I think he may still be number one 932 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,054 on our drug-seeking no-fly list. 933 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:06,930 Call for his chart. 934 00:46:06,972 --> 00:46:08,766 There'll be some contact information on there. 935 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:10,726 [Nancy] Mm-hmm. 936 00:46:14,396 --> 00:46:17,191 soft ethereal music 937 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:24,364 [no audible dialogue] 938 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,255 Hey, I don't wanna stay too long, all right? 939 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:41,381 I wanna get back to the apartment 940 00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:42,591 so I can unpack my clothes. 941 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,301 Yeah, four or five beers, and we'll go. 942 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:46,011 One beer, and we'll go. 943 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:47,554 [laughing] Fine. 944 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,890 Do you seriously not know what today is? 945 00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:53,393 Jesus Chr-- I don't know. Thursday? 946 00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:55,771 Twenty-first. 947 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,898 Doesn't ring any bells with you? 948 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,274 No. Should it? 949 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,819 It's our wedding anniversary. 950 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,987 Oh! 951 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:06,198 Oh, shit. 952 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,951 One year ago today. 953 00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:11,078 Hey, man. 954 00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:13,205 That's great. 955 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:18,836 Come on. I'm thirsty. 956 00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:26,718 -Surprise! -Surprise! 957 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,346 [people] Happy anniversary! 958 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,139 [shouting] 959 00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:35,435 [cheers and applause] 960 00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:36,603 [Lip] Speech! 961 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:39,147 [all] Speech! 962 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,359 Um... 963 00:47:46,154 --> 00:47:47,489 I love this man. 964 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,491 [cheers and applause] 965 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:52,578 [romantic accordion music playing] 966 00:48:04,464 --> 00:48:07,426 [indistinct chatter] 967 00:48:07,467 --> 00:48:08,635 [man 1] Who wants to dance? 968 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,888 [man 2] We'll see. 969 00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:18,520 How you doing in there, Frank? 970 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,022 [Frank moans, mutters] 971 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:22,357 What's that? 972 00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:25,193 [sighs] Frank Gallagher's files. 973 00:48:25,235 --> 00:48:26,236 Come on. 974 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:30,198 Help me find an emergency contact number in this mess. 975 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:43,712 [soft whooshing] 976 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:47,424 [Frank breathing deeply] 977 00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:15,452 [no audible dialogue] 978 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:23,627 [dance music playing] 979 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:26,505 You can't let them sell this place. 980 00:49:26,546 --> 00:49:27,965 I know. I'm gonna miss it. 981 00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:31,510 -It'd make a great cop bar. -You know what? It would. 982 00:49:31,551 --> 00:49:33,220 I got my 20 in, some money stashed away. 983 00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:35,889 We could partner up. You'd look good behind the bar. 984 00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:37,975 -No money. -How much they selling for? 985 00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:42,437 I don't know. Hey, Kev. Come here. 986 00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:46,233 -You made it. -Yeah. 987 00:49:46,274 --> 00:49:47,401 [Lip] One year. 988 00:49:47,442 --> 00:49:49,069 You had doubts? 989 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:52,114 Yeah, you didn't? 990 00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:58,161 [Lip] Tami may be pregnant again. 991 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:01,373 Congratulations. 992 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,501 It's not good news. 993 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,212 It's been a tough year. 994 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,631 Ah, so what? 995 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,550 Do it anyway. 996 00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:12,634 Hey, you don't want it, 997 00:50:12,676 --> 00:50:14,636 Mickey and I can take it off your hands. 998 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:16,138 Yeah, you want kids? 999 00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:20,058 I do. Mickey, um...not so much. 1000 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,730 Hey, I think I found somebody who might wanna buy the house. 1001 00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:27,441 -No shit? -Mm-hmm. Shelby. 1002 00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:29,526 The barbecue guy? 1003 00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:32,404 -Mm-hmm. -How much? 1004 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:34,531 He's only got 75 grand. 1005 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:36,158 Ouch. 1006 00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:38,076 Kev and V got 175? 1007 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,370 Yeah. 1008 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:42,706 So that means we get, uh, 1009 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:45,000 15 each? 1010 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,668 Oh, it's not much, but... 1011 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,503 it's something. 1012 00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:52,174 You take my 15. 1013 00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:54,676 We don't need it. We're doin' fine. 1014 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:59,014 Thank you. 1015 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,349 But no, thanks. 1016 00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:07,105 So...should we sell? 1017 00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:10,150 You decide. 1018 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:12,277 I'm good with whatever you wanna do. 1019 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:16,448 Everybody's leaving me with the decisions today. 1020 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,159 That's 'cause you're the closest thing to a dad 1021 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:20,452 we ever had. 1022 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:25,540 Yeah? 1023 00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:34,424 [Lip] Better go get Mickey 1024 00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:36,843 before he runs off with one of those dancers. 1025 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:44,059 Love you, big brother. 1026 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,604 Yeah, I love you too, asshole. 1027 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:21,304 [muffled chatter and music playing] 1028 00:53:21,114 --> 00:53:24,242 [Josh] Hey, there's a car on fire out here! 1029 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:25,994 -Come on, check it out! -Hey, grab your drink. 1030 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,079 -Oh, this, I gotta see. -Come on. Hey, let's go. 1031 00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:29,623 [Veronica] All right, make sure you pay our tabs 1032 00:53:29,664 --> 00:53:31,541 before you walk out the door. 1033 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,001 I will find y'all. 1034 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:36,838 [indistinct chatter] 1035 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,734 [man] I've been on the phone for 20 minutes! 1036 00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:59,861 My car is burn-- it's a white Tesla. 1037 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:02,530 It's in the middle of the street--it's on fire! 1038 00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:03,990 Hey, how you like 1039 00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:07,786 that $80,000 Roman candle now, bitch? 1040 00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:10,580 [laughter] 1041 00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:13,541 We get high in backseats of cars 1042 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:17,045 We break into mobile homes 1043 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:20,715 We go to sleep to Shake Appeal 1044 00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:23,718 Never wake up on our own 1045 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,845 That's the way we get by 1046 00:54:25,887 --> 00:54:27,973 To the way we get by 1047 00:54:28,014 --> 00:54:30,642 Oh, that's the way we get by 1048 00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:32,477 To the way we get by 1049 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:35,021 [muffled] Oh, that's the way 1050 00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:38,233 We get by, to the way we get by 1051 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,485 That's the way we get by 1052 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:43,863 The way we get by, the way we get by 1053 00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:46,741 [singing fades] 1054 00:55:26,781 --> 00:55:29,034 To the way we get by 1055 00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:31,369 Oh, that's the way we get by 1056 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:34,247 To the way we get by 1057 00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,708 That's the way we get by 1058 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,543 To the way we get by 1059 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:42,339 [singing fades] That's the way we get by 1060 00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:45,008 [Frank] I'm not gonna ask your forgiveness, 1061 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,135 because you bunch didn't do shit for me. 1062 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,346 So let's just call it a draw. 1063 00:55:49,387 --> 00:55:53,016 I know some of you think you hate my guts, 1064 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,434 and truth be told, 1065 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:56,895 I never liked any of you much either. 1066 00:55:56,936 --> 00:55:59,814 But we're all Gallaghers. 1067 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,441 My only advice 1068 00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:05,111 is to stop worrying so damn much. 1069 00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:08,114 You're supposed to ask people on their deathbed 1070 00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:10,241 if they wish they'd worked more 1071 00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:12,994 or spent more time with their family. 1072 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:14,788 [chuckles] Me? 1073 00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:17,207 Hell, I wish I'd partied more. 1074 00:56:17,248 --> 00:56:19,084 Nobody ever said our neighborhood 1075 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,377 was the Garden of Eden, 1076 00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,712 but it's been a good home to us, 1077 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:24,381 to me and you kids. 1078 00:56:24,422 --> 00:56:26,508 I'm proud of all of you, 1079 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:28,051 because every single one of you 1080 00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:30,804 reminds me a little bit of me. 1081 00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:32,347 Lip, you're smart as a whip. 1082 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:35,975 You just can't seem to get outta your own way. 1083 00:56:36,017 --> 00:56:38,978 Eh, you'll figure it out. 1084 00:56:39,020 --> 00:56:43,316 Ian--industrious, incredible work ethic. 1085 00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:47,237 Not a clue where you got that from. 1086 00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:49,364 Touch of mental illness from your mother. 1087 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,865 Only way I can understand 1088 00:56:50,907 --> 00:56:53,785 how you ended up marrying a Milkovich. 1089 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,203 Carl...ha. 1090 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:58,415 I never could figure you out. 1091 00:56:58,456 --> 00:57:02,377 Can't believe you betrayed the family and became a cop. 1092 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:06,381 I'm hoping you're already on the take. 1093 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:09,592 Debbie, you remind me of your mother, 1094 00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:11,094 not in a good way. 1095 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:14,347 Good luck in life. You're gonna need it. 1096 00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:17,183 Liam, you're the apple of my eye. 1097 00:57:17,225 --> 00:57:19,102 You handsome devil. 1098 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:23,064 Everybody says you look just like me. 1099 00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,733 Oh, Kev, Veronica, 1100 00:57:25,775 --> 00:57:27,193 you're overrated as friends. 1101 00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:29,863 Always sticking your noses in my family's business 1102 00:57:29,904 --> 00:57:31,239 where they don't belong. 1103 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,741 You're moving. I say good riddance. 1104 00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:39,122 And me, Frank Gallagher-- 1105 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:42,208 father, teacher, mentor. 1106 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:44,836 Captain of our little ship. 1107 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:48,256 People say you can't drink your troubles away. 1108 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:52,969 I say you're just not drinkin' enough. 1109 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:56,264 Ah...I guess that's it. 1110 00:57:56,306 --> 00:58:00,059 Not much left to say, really. 1111 00:58:00,101 --> 00:58:03,480 Except...time's precious. 1112 00:58:03,521 --> 00:58:05,648 Don't fuckin' waste it. 1113 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:09,527 Have a good time. I sure as hell did. 1114 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:11,404 That's the way we get by 1115 00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:14,157 To way we get by, to way 1116 00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:17,285 That's the way we get by 1117 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:20,038 That's the way we get by 1118 00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:25,043 [Georgio] Damn! What is this guy, like, 80 proof? 1119 00:58:25,084 --> 00:58:26,628 [Marco] At least. This guy definitely liked 1120 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:29,255 -to knock back a couple. -[Georgio] Couple of cases 1121 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:31,216 and two bottles of JB's more like it. 1122 00:58:31,257 --> 00:58:33,801 [both chuckle] 1123 00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:45,396 [metal creaking, moaning] 1124 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:51,986 [both moaning, coughing] 1125 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:57,367 [item clattering] 1126 00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:07,293 Oh 1127 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:10,338 rock music 1128 00:59:14,926 --> 00:59:17,136 Ah, trouble come runnin' 1129 00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:19,347 Here it come runnin' again 1130 00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:24,102 Well, all right 1131 00:59:24,143 --> 00:59:27,522 I got taken away 1132 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:31,109 By a heavenly host 1133 00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:33,861 To a heavenly place 1134 00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:44,666 Ah, running again 73815

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