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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,733 --> 00:00:03,500 (epic theme music) 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:25,933 --> 00:00:29,200 (creepy music) 4 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:33,233 - Greetings fear mongers and welcome to Warlock Home Video's 5 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:36,000 presentation of the Sexsquatch. 6 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,967 This one's about an over-sexed furry beast 7 00:00:38,967 --> 00:00:40,933 that roams the deep forest looking 8 00:00:40,933 --> 00:00:43,933 for nubile teens to deflower. 9 00:00:43,933 --> 00:00:45,900 Can the kids stop him? 10 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,767 Will the kids stop him? 11 00:00:47,767 --> 00:00:51,467 You'll only find out if you watch the Sexsquatch. 12 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:54,167 This is the the hairiest, scariest, 13 00:00:54,167 --> 00:00:57,467 sexiest gore flick of them all. 14 00:00:57,467 --> 00:01:01,500 His big feet aren't his most abominable feature. 15 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,067 Think you've seen it all? 16 00:01:03,067 --> 00:01:05,633 You ain't seen nothing, yay. 17 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:09,600 Sure to be banned in all national parks across the nation, 18 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,100 this one's about to get hairy! 19 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:18,633 (third wave ska music) 20 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:23,067 (thunderous explosion) 21 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:25,633 - Holy shit, what was that! 22 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:27,633 Was that an explosion? 23 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:30,767 - Oh my god I think it was, maybe we should get out of here. 24 00:01:30,767 --> 00:01:33,333 - What, afraid of mere explosion? 25 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:36,167 Please it was probably just the wind. 26 00:01:36,167 --> 00:01:39,667 Come on now, let's get back to this forest fornication. 27 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:44,400 - I don't think we should, brah, that sounded pretty close. 28 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,267 - Listen Mandy that's nothing you should be excited over 29 00:01:47,267 --> 00:01:52,267 but this, this is something you should be gushing over. 30 00:01:53,467 --> 00:01:54,433 - Oh, so are you gonna show me why 31 00:01:54,433 --> 00:01:56,667 they call you Johnny Longbone? 32 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:59,833 - Many a doe have fallen from my be extra skin monolith 33 00:01:59,833 --> 00:02:02,633 and you are about to join the list. 34 00:02:02,633 --> 00:02:05,733 - Slay me with your meat sword, you fucking idiot. 35 00:02:05,733 --> 00:02:06,867 - Have at thee! 36 00:02:06,867 --> 00:02:10,067 (smacking impact) 37 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:13,233 (snorting) - Butthole? 38 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:18,233 (cackling) Butthole, butthole! 39 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,267 Rape the butthole! 40 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:26,567 Smell my finger, smell it! (screaming) 41 00:02:26,567 --> 00:02:29,333 (trembling in fear) 42 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:32,267 (mushing) 43 00:02:32,267 --> 00:02:35,500 (third wave ska music) 44 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:47,767 * I wanna make violent love to you. * 45 00:02:48,933 --> 00:02:50,833 * I wanna make violent love to you. * 46 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:53,233 * I wanna make violent love. 47 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:56,067 * I wanna kiss every night. 48 00:02:56,067 --> 00:02:58,600 * Cause I really want to hold you tight. * 49 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,067 * I wanna make violent love to you. * 50 00:03:01,067 --> 00:03:05,600 * I wanna make violent love. 51 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,100 * I don't want to be frantic. 52 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,767 * I don't want to cramp your style. * 53 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:14,333 * You're driving me into a panic. * 54 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:18,067 * You almost drive me wild. 55 00:03:29,733 --> 00:03:33,533 * I wanna make violent love. 56 00:03:33,533 --> 00:03:36,867 (moaning and screaming) 57 00:03:39,967 --> 00:03:42,067 - Hey, you boners want a donut? 58 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:44,600 - (grunts) Not now, Skippy, 59 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,233 I'm about to blow my own branded glaze all up in a 60 00:03:47,233 --> 00:03:48,767 girlfriend's jugs (laughs). 61 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:51,767 And then I'm gonna take in a lovely artery hardening 62 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:53,067 fly o' fancy. 63 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,067 Yeah. - Whatever man. 64 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:57,167 Hey, Crystal, how about you? 65 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:58,300 You want a donut? 66 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,300 - Skippy, you know the answer, 67 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:03,067 those things go straight to my pussy. 68 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:06,067 You don't want me to have a fat pussy, do you? 69 00:04:06,067 --> 00:04:07,400 - Fuck no. 70 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,200 I hate fat pussies, I' throw you off a cliff 71 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,200 to a pack of wild mountain goats if you ever 72 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,933 gained a fat gash. 73 00:04:13,933 --> 00:04:15,300 (moaning) 74 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,967 - Oh, I second that, oh shit, girl. 75 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:21,233 I'm about ready to spill my children all up in your pores. 76 00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:24,900 - Shoot your unborn progeny all over my alabaster skin. 77 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:26,933 Make me young again! 78 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,433 (moaning and panting) 79 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:33,300 - A jizzin, fatgasm forged by my ancestral forefathers. 80 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:36,767 (screaming and mushing noises) 81 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:40,733 - Freaking A, it's like liquid with fireworks. 82 00:04:40,733 --> 00:04:42,333 (out of breath) 83 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:43,567 - I am truly... 84 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:47,633 Blessed. 85 00:04:47,633 --> 00:04:48,467 - Donut? 86 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:55,333 (moaning) 87 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:57,267 - Mm, wasn't that good girl? - Hell no. 88 00:04:57,267 --> 00:05:00,933 - Shut up I'm talking to the ladies. 89 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:03,567 - So, about getting Joey laid, 90 00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:04,767 what's the plan? 91 00:05:04,767 --> 00:05:06,733 - Well, I thought it was already planned out, 92 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:10,067 we throw Joey a get laid party, and all are invited. 93 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:12,633 Chips, dips, chains, and whips. 94 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:16,067 Typical party hijinks, right? 95 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:18,100 - No shit, dyke. 96 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,467 I'm talking about who... 97 00:05:20,467 --> 00:05:25,300 Who can we find that would stoop so low to do Joey Jeremiah. 98 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:28,900 I mean I like the kid, and all, but he's kind of a cankle. 99 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:31,567 - Come on now, Skippy, you no looking yourself. 100 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:34,433 Well, look like you got one of those dead 101 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:36,133 mongoose on your hair, 102 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:39,167 and a face that looks like you're crapping an everlasting 103 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:42,767 deuce, deuces, a thousand geese for Easter. 104 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:45,400 Mongoose? 105 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,200 - If your mug is able to get trim, 106 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:50,767 and hell, look at me, I'm a fucking lumpy abortion, 107 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,433 but look at this sexual creature to my left. 108 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:54,733 (laughs) 109 00:05:54,733 --> 00:05:57,600 Bitch could melt the black off Wesley Snipes. 110 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,233 - Huh? 111 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,700 - Point is... 112 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:03,467 We're a couple of goblins compared to Joey. 113 00:06:03,467 --> 00:06:05,467 I bet we could get his dick wet, faster than a 114 00:06:05,467 --> 00:06:08,367 dude on bath salts can rip a hobo's face off, 115 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:11,600 and eat it. - that's fast, alright. 116 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,167 So who do we have coming to this orgy of pain, 117 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:16,633 and pleasure indivisible. 118 00:06:16,633 --> 00:06:18,833 - Well the usual suspects really. 119 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:21,900 The Boner Squad if you will. 120 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,967 - Please tell me, minty Dave isn't coming. 121 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,967 That guy smells like dead mule. 122 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:30,067 - No minty Dave, besides I heard he choked himself 123 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:32,333 with his own ball sack, and he's laying dead 124 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:33,933 somewhere in Canada. 125 00:06:33,933 --> 00:06:36,700 Oh, and speaking of Canada, make sure we're stocked 126 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,567 with plenty of Toblerone, my favorite chocolatey treat. 127 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,100 - Ugh. 128 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,667 Leo, I don't know how many times have to tell you this, 129 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:46,533 but Toblerone is actually from Switzerland. 130 00:06:46,533 --> 00:06:49,100 - Yeah, you do keep saying that, don't ya, 131 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,867 and I keep telling you, you're a moron, 132 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:54,900 there's no such place as a place called Switzerland. 133 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,833 - Yeah, sounds like a place a first class dipshit 134 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:58,900 would invent. 135 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:02,567 So anyway, I was listening to the new 136 00:07:02,567 --> 00:07:04,500 Handrelease Summer album, when all of a sudden 137 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,567 my dick starts dancing to the tune. 138 00:07:07,567 --> 00:07:10,267 Come to find out my freaking dong has great taste 139 00:07:10,267 --> 00:07:11,333 in music. 140 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:12,700 (laughing) 141 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,633 - Crystal, rally the troops, 142 00:07:14,633 --> 00:07:18,600 assemble the avengers, let's get this hootenanny a started. 143 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,867 (laughing) 144 00:07:22,533 --> 00:07:25,100 (cheery music) 145 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:30,767 - Woo, the pussy brigade has cometh from the vaginal peaches 146 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:31,767 of Babealon. 147 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:36,167 (groaning) 148 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,533 - Nice. 149 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,233 - Oh man, 150 00:07:49,233 --> 00:07:51,933 Mudhoney's here, you know what that means. 151 00:07:51,933 --> 00:07:54,533 - [Together] 25 cents motorboats. 152 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:58,067 (motorboats and laughter) 153 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:00,433 - Hey guys. 154 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,400 - You didn't tell me Jennifer was gonna be here. 155 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,933 - Hell yeah, kid. 156 00:08:06,933 --> 00:08:08,933 You never know... 157 00:08:08,933 --> 00:08:11,333 She just might just be the pussy, your manly wang 158 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:12,600 conquers this weekend. 159 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:16,333 That's the point of the trip, remember? 160 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:19,133 Seems like only yesterday, I was titfeeding you. 161 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:22,533 And now, now you're about to bury your fleshtrunk 162 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:26,700 into the swollen, and juicy, caves of some tramp. 163 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:28,667 Life is good. 164 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:31,167 Party! 165 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:36,167 - I will never betray you, dude. 166 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,533 Bruceski's, alright, yeah. 167 00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:41,767 - Hey. 168 00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:44,933 - Hey, can you hold this for a minute. 169 00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:51,200 (shock) 170 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,633 Awkward for sure. 171 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,667 (third wave ska music) 172 00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:05,500 (cheering) 173 00:09:13,233 --> 00:09:15,067 * I step out of the car, 174 00:09:15,067 --> 00:09:19,300 * We've driven so far into Bayertown, * 175 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:22,867 * And take a look around. 176 00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:27,567 * In Bayertown so fun, as I head out into the sun, * 177 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:32,567 * And I sing this song, what could go wrong. * 178 00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:36,233 * This is something new. 179 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:38,700 * The way I feel for you. 180 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,567 * I didn't stop you then, 181 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:43,233 * Well I hope it's not too late. * 182 00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:45,833 * Do you feel the same way, 183 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:48,400 * Like I feel for you? 184 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,967 * Don't you say I'm sorry, 185 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:54,633 * You're not something new. 186 00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:58,933 - Welcome to Xanadu, you lucky lucky people. 187 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,800 Are you ready to have the most atrocious, 188 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,267 and psycho-sexual nightmares of your life? 189 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:08,800 - Leave your bullshit stupid meaningless selves at the door, 190 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,300 for once you cross these gates, 191 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:14,267 you'll become fucking party gods. 192 00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:19,033 - And I'm totally ready to be milked, oh yeah! (laughs) 193 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,867 - Yeah, she fucking is. 194 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:23,033 Now who's ready for some donuts. 195 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,700 - [Together] We are! 196 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,000 (mischievous music) 197 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,167 - It's raining men-- 198 00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:47,333 oh, there's my dogshit, I forgot that. 199 00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,567 (sniffs) 200 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,467 Good stuff. 201 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:53,433 What in the huh? 202 00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:54,267 Donuts? 203 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:56,933 A party? 204 00:10:56,933 --> 00:10:59,767 At this hour, and in this day, and age? 205 00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:02,633 Well, I like a party, look at me. 206 00:11:02,633 --> 00:11:06,933 I say, I sashay up there, and enjoy what is sure to be 207 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,700 a splendid throwdown. 208 00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:13,967 I better put on my face. 209 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:19,333 And pull up my nipples, and blend in with the sexies. 210 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,133 Woo, woo, woo. 211 00:11:22,133 --> 00:11:24,700 (goat blaring) 212 00:11:26,967 --> 00:11:27,800 Yum. 213 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:35,867 - I guess the real reason we're all here, 214 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:36,700 Joey. 215 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:45,267 Our good friend, Joey Jeremiah, has never been boned. 216 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:47,067 = [Everyone] Aw. 217 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,067 - Oh, you guys. - Yes, I know, 218 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,533 it is a tragedy, 219 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:54,267 but we're gonna change all that, 220 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:56,467 because one of you lucky ladies is going to be 221 00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,067 speared by your... 222 00:11:58,067 --> 00:12:00,767 Hopefully large pigsticker. 223 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:03,667 - Hey, you guys remember Falco? 224 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:06,067 What the fuck was that guy's deal, 225 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,067 "Rock me, Amadeus". 226 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:11,800 Looked like something that fell out of Boy George's asshole. 227 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,467 - This is your "get laid" party. 228 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,767 (cheering) 229 00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:19,700 - Speech! 230 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:22,300 - Yeah, Joey!, Speech! 231 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:26,200 - [Everyone] Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech! 232 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,667 - [Men] Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush! 233 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,400 - Okay, listen guys, 234 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,667 I means so much to me that you're all 235 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:35,133 behind this amazing weekend. 236 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:38,733 I've dreamt about having sex since I was a little lad, 237 00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:41,500 when my true passion is becoming the president of 238 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,600 show business, and directing such classics as 239 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:47,433 swamp sex robots, and Trans AM with a nail-gun. 240 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,900 I think being with one of you fine foxy ladies 241 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,800 is right up there. 242 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,100 So again, thank you all, 243 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,367 and I hope to be able to give one of you 244 00:12:56,367 --> 00:13:00,333 a true, and honor-bound, experience straight from the bottom 245 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,067 of my pouch. 246 00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:04,333 (applause) 247 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,633 - Woo, woo. 248 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:15,667 I love getting stuffed in my clam flaps. 249 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,233 I will gladly give you my peach good man, 250 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,567 to do with what you will. 251 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,567 Hey, where do you guys keep the toilet brush? 252 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:25,600 - Who the fuck are you? 253 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,767 Get the fuck out of my fucking house, 254 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,433 you fucking piece of shit. 255 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,167 - I'm Marmalade, 256 00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:32,600 you guys know me. 257 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,767 (farts) 258 00:13:36,767 --> 00:13:39,067 I just laid an egg. 259 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:43,767 - Get the fuck out of my bungalow, you shitfuck, bitch! 260 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:47,100 (moaning and screaming) 261 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:53,933 (screaming) 262 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,367 - Okay, whatever. 263 00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:58,767 You don't know me, I hate you! 264 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,500 I would've given you the world, 265 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,533 and this is how you treat me. 266 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:07,433 - Let's piss on this bitch like Chuck Berry. 267 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:11,533 - Whoa, don't piss on her, she'll probably enjoy it 268 00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,933 plus she might multiply. 269 00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:16,367 Now, keep her away from your chicken. 270 00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:20,300 - Enough, it is clear to me that you hipsters are 271 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,667 far too uncouth to razzmatazz with the likes of me. 272 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,500 Forget it! 273 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,067 I'm bailing. 274 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,733 But you remember this, you're all forever cursed for the way 275 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:32,300 you treated me. 276 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,067 So you take the curse. 277 00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:36,600 You take the curse, and fuck it. 278 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,767 I'm taking a dump in the forest 279 00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:41,533 without the thoughts of you. 280 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:43,200 - Good riddance. 281 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,933 - That thing gave me chills. 282 00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:48,633 Look, my nipples. - I noticed. 283 00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:50,400 - Frozen in fear. 284 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,900 - Those nipples are fucking scared, alright. 285 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,100 - Well now that we discarded the human garbage, 286 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,433 let's get you all a room. 287 00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:58,800 We'll get some food in your tummies, 288 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,833 cause tonight, we're gonna tell some ghost stories. 289 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,100 (cheering) 290 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,400 (straining) 291 00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,067 - What the-- 292 00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:17,233 some hairy dude is taking shit in my house, 293 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,100 without my permission. 294 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,667 Hey, undesirable, stop pooping in my house. 295 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,400 (mischievous music) 296 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,067 Wait a tick, 297 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,167 that ain't no hairy dude, 298 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:36,167 that's the Loch Ness monster. 299 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:39,433 Well, what would he be doing taking a dump in my house, 300 00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:42,400 in this part of the Milky Way? 301 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,100 Hey, you got any toilet paper? 302 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,600 (grunting) 303 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,800 - Shut up! 304 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,967 Don't bother me! 305 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:51,367 Can't you see I'm taking a shit? 306 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,967 - Jumping pie Jiminy, you talk? 307 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,567 I didn't know the Loch Ness monster could talk. 308 00:15:58,567 --> 00:16:00,867 Hey, why you in my home? 309 00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:04,700 - It's not your home, this is the woods, you fucking nutbar, 310 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,533 and I'm loosening my bowels in the magic of this 311 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,767 earthy foliage. 312 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,467 - How do you talk? 313 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:13,700 - Why are you ugly? 314 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,333 - No need to be rude. 315 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,167 Hey, you wanna hang out later, 316 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,433 and scrounge for food on the beach? 317 00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:22,700 - I do not have time yo hang out with the likes of you. 318 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,100 I was itching to rape, and murder, 319 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,267 and you will most likely be my next victim 320 00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:30,200 after I finish with this exquisite poopage. 321 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,300 - I don't want you to rape, and murder, me guy, 322 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,900 what's that all about? 323 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,400 I thought we were dumping buddies. 324 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,133 - Well, admittedly I would rather not kill, and rape, 325 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,667 you either, but it's in my blood, it's my nature. 326 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,233 I am Stink Fist the Sexsquatch. 327 00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:48,433 It's kind of my thing. 328 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,967 - Well, cram-apples, and squid-nuts, 329 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:53,100 I don't want to be killed by you. 330 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,567 I've had my dream-death planned out for decades, 331 00:16:56,567 --> 00:17:00,967 and it was not by the hands of the Loch Ness monster. 332 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,100 (grunting) 333 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:15,367 - And how would you like to die, coagulate one? 334 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,433 - I want to be stabbed in my eyes 335 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,667 by my own feet. 336 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:21,700 - Erotic. 337 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,467 - Say, I have an idea big guy. 338 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:30,400 Say you don't rape and kill me, and I'll show you 339 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,867 pleasures beyond your wildest creams. 340 00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:35,800 - I'm listening. 341 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,667 - I know a place, where you can get the ripest, 342 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,833 most succulent butt-holes in the whole area. 343 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,367 - Do tell. 344 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,567 - I know of a place where you can get not just manly 345 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,300 butt-holes, but womenly ones too. 346 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:55,233 Just imagine the carnal pleasures that could take place, 347 00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:58,600 just take my hands, and all can be yours. 348 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,233 - I'm falling in love with the cun of your gin, 349 00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:04,300 grotesque one, I think this is the start of a weird 350 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,667 fucking relationship. - Excellent, 351 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:10,133 now holdfast, because it's about to be the end of 352 00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,067 my fecal adventure. 353 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,500 Oh god, it's coming! 354 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,067 It' huge! 355 00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,133 - Hold, damn you! 356 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:17,633 - [Together] Hold! 357 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:22,167 (third wave ska music) 358 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,167 - Hey Joey, 359 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,867 why aren't you out there shaking your dingaling around 360 00:18:48,867 --> 00:18:50,300 all over the place? 361 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,367 Everyone needs a good dongshake at a party. 362 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,833 - I'm just writing down some ideas I have. 363 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,567 - Don't tell me, you're gonna be one of those 364 00:18:56,567 --> 00:18:58,933 no fun Jimmy VanBrunt types, mope around 365 00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,467 at your own sex party. - No way, 366 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:03,200 I will be sexing around this place plenty, you wait. 367 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,600 I'll be with one of these chicks in no time, 368 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,600 but when a good idea hits, 369 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,100 I just have to write it down ASAP, you know. 370 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,600 - You wanna be a filmmaker, right? 371 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,933 - Sorta. 372 00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:15,133 I wanna be president of show business. 373 00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:18,867 I wanna bring back the magic of B movies, and shlock. 374 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:23,167 I wanna produce films for Scorcese, Spielberg, and Stallone, 375 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,633 you know. 376 00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:27,267 I mean why can't we have big budget versions of stuff 377 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,433 like Sorority Babes in the Slimebowlorama? 378 00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,633 Why can't Meryl Streep be in Rabid Grannies? 379 00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:34,500 - And you truly believe this can happen? 380 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:39,100 - I have to believe, it's all I have, it's my passion. 381 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,933 - Well, I admire your balls. 382 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:43,433 You go after something that will never come to pass, 383 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,100 yet you push forward. 384 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,567 You need to take those skills, and get your dick wet. 385 00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,733 - Can I tell you a secret? 386 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,500 I love that all you guys threw a party for me to get boned, 387 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,667 and what-not, but I kinda don't wanna be with anybody, 388 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,533 unless it's meaningful, you know. 389 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:02,433 Unless I wanna continue a relationship with 'em. 390 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:05,533 - So, you're a romantic? - Sort of. 391 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,900 I just don't wanna lay, and leave, you know, 392 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,667 it seems cheap. - I'm liking you more and more 393 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,600 Joey Jeremiah, 394 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,300 however, don't let the rest of these guys hear you say that, 395 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,467 they may riot. 396 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,033 Well. 397 00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:21,100 I'm gonna shake my tits and ass around a little, 398 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,700 so if you're interested in a show, you know, 399 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:28,300 help inspire you a little more, feel free to ogle away. 400 00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,400 - What a woman! 401 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:37,667 - Hey laidboy, why you got you head buried in the notebook? 402 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:38,933 - Yeah, do you not see all the boobs, 403 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,667 and bush running around this place. 404 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,333 I mean it's like all you can eat clam buffet. 405 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,133 - Come on, indulge. - Okay, 406 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,000 left me hanging a little bit. 407 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 - Ill be there in a minute guys, I'm just finishing up 408 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,600 a great movie idea about a bunch of space turds 409 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,533 that invade a New York suburb. 410 00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:56,800 I think I can get someone like Woody Allen, 411 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,267 or Roman Polanski to direct it. 412 00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:01,433 - [Together] (laughing) Boom! 413 00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:02,867 - Yeah, you keep dreaming, man, 414 00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:06,200 and me and Lucas here, we'll keep creamin'. 415 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,733 Look out pussy here we come. 416 00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:12,167 - Here comes your total domination. 417 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,233 - I love you man. 418 00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:14,367 Shaka Zulu, Bro. 419 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,100 Let's get outta here. 420 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,233 - Those guys. (laughing) 421 00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,900 Okay, so... 422 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:26,067 Quizar Helix is like this outer space bounty hunter, right? 423 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:26,967 Yeah, yeah. 424 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,067 - So, this shindig is going pretty good so far, 425 00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:35,800 except look at this bogus crap face over here, right? 426 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,333 What's that all about? 427 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,867 - He's the smartest friend we have, Skippy. 428 00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:42,633 The man needs his brain time to refuel his chi. 429 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:45,233 You know, just like how we have to double tag Crystal 430 00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,333 every night just to regain our sanity 431 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,733 in this world of despair, and hate. 432 00:21:49,733 --> 00:21:52,467 - Of course, I understand. 433 00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:54,667 I will never betray you. 434 00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:56,133 - Thank you, Skippy. 435 00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:58,833 Well, Joey over there, he's got to do the reading, 436 00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,933 and the writing, and the edumacating himself, 437 00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:04,067 just to revitalize his life force. 438 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:08,067 He's a modern man in a modern world, my friend. 439 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:09,700 - Whatever. 440 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:12,067 Hope he jizzes on one of those loopy dykes, 441 00:22:12,067 --> 00:22:15,067 before he bores himself to death. 442 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,767 How long do you think it's gonna take 443 00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:18,867 before he buries his tool anyway? 444 00:22:18,867 --> 00:22:20,500 - I don't know Skippy, 445 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,533 but whenever he does, we have to be there, 446 00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:24,967 we have to. 447 00:22:24,967 --> 00:22:26,967 The world depends on it. 448 00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:30,100 - So, which one of you ladies plans on stealing 449 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,767 Joey's sweet cream. 450 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,733 - Not that my son isn't a nice piece of ass, 451 00:22:33,733 --> 00:22:35,500 but count me out. 452 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,600 I'm a wacky ass bitch, but I'm not that wacky. 453 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,100 How about you Crystal? 454 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:46,100 You've been up and down 50, 60 times on flesh muscles. 455 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:48,733 Your squishkisser not good enough for my son's 456 00:22:48,733 --> 00:22:49,900 dongenstein. 457 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,900 - I belong to Skippy, and Leo, 458 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:55,767 besides I have enough cockwoks to satisfy my hunger. 459 00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:58,067 What about you girls? 460 00:22:58,067 --> 00:22:59,633 Nobody wants to do this? 461 00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:01,900 Come on, Joey's our friend, and friends help friends 462 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:04,067 get laid. - Yeah. 463 00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:05,133 - Oo, how big is he? 464 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,367 - Oh, he's big. 465 00:23:07,567 --> 00:23:09,567 Remember girls, I have seen this kid 466 00:23:09,567 --> 00:23:11,367 every which way, but fucked, 467 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:13,700 and he is packing some heat. 468 00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:18,633 It runs in my family, grandma was hung too. 469 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:21,467 - So we talking like Peter North big, 470 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:24,333 or like Lexington Steele big. 471 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:26,833 - More like Warwick Davis big. 472 00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:30,233 - So he's got a humongulous in his pants? 473 00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:31,967 - That's my boy. 474 00:23:31,967 --> 00:23:36,200 Hey Jennifer, maybe you can plan on taking my kid's V-card 475 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,967 this weekend, hey. 476 00:23:37,967 --> 00:23:39,133 - Yeah, maybe. 477 00:23:40,533 --> 00:23:42,933 - I happen to have it on pretty good authority 478 00:23:42,933 --> 00:23:45,933 that he's got a little crush on you. 479 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,067 - Really? 480 00:23:48,067 --> 00:23:49,833 - Yeah, he loves the way your tits bounce 481 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:52,367 when you move, and he talks about your moves, 482 00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:54,300 making love in the wind, or some shit. 483 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,500 I don't know it's in his journal, or something. 484 00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:00,967 - He likes my tits, and sensual wind sexing moves, 485 00:24:00,967 --> 00:24:02,800 I had no idea. 486 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:07,367 - I think we just found the right girl for the job then. 487 00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:11,600 - Jennifer's gonna fuck Joey. Jennifer's gonna fuck Joey. 488 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,200 - Let's make a plan of attack. 489 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,100 Tomorrow night, you're gonna be tasting 490 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,667 my son's dick juices. 491 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,933 (cheering) 492 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,067 (laughter) 493 00:24:25,067 --> 00:24:27,200 - Alright, so these guys, they're talking right, 494 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,733 they're like, I don't know, what's going on. 495 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:30,633 He's like just listen up clos, alright. 496 00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:32,267 So they got these two baskets, 497 00:24:32,267 --> 00:24:33,467 one of em got Buffalo wings , 498 00:24:33,467 --> 00:24:35,067 and one of them's got bat wings, right. 499 00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:37,167 And they're sitting there, and they're chatting it up, 500 00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:38,467 right, and they're chatting-- 501 00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:39,500 he knows what I'm talking about, 502 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,067 he was there when it happened. 503 00:24:43,633 --> 00:24:44,833 The guy's loving it, 504 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,800 has a headband on, he's strapping along, 505 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,067 walking to the beat of the music, you know what I'm saying. 506 00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:50,633 So then I was like, where did it go, 507 00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:52,333 and she's like, I don't know. 508 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,400 (laughter) 509 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,967 So as you could see it really was the Buffalo wings' fault, 510 00:24:56,967 --> 00:24:58,433 the whole time. 511 00:24:58,433 --> 00:24:59,767 - Buffalo wings? 512 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:05,367 You know what they call wings in Buffalo? 513 00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:06,200 Wings. 514 00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:09,133 Buffalo wings... 515 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,733 Makes my hole burn. 516 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,067 I'm talking about dumbshit over here. 517 00:25:14,067 --> 00:25:15,500 - Hey, have you heard the tale about 518 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,833 the red-headed lesbian roller girl, who was stopped, 519 00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:21,067 and almost killed by a man, who looked, and sounded like 520 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:21,900 Satan. 521 00:25:23,267 --> 00:25:26,233 - Ew, that story is fucking creepy, don't tell it. 522 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:29,067 Besides, it's an old wives tale, any way. 523 00:25:29,067 --> 00:25:31,067 - Yeah, that sounds pretty intriguing, 524 00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:32,533 but if you don't wanna hear that one, 525 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:35,600 I have one about the KKK, they adopted a highway 526 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,400 behind my mom's house. - Man, 527 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,567 nobody wants to hear about a bunch of sheet wearing racists 528 00:25:39,567 --> 00:25:42,267 picking up trash on the road by your mom's house, 529 00:25:42,267 --> 00:25:45,533 unless it ends in an African American zombie gang 530 00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,800 getting revenge on the Klan in a savin-like 531 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,067 swath of glory. 532 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:51,533 - But they adopted a highway man, 533 00:25:51,533 --> 00:25:52,900 don't you get it? 534 00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:54,167 I mean... 535 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,967 Don't you see how fucked up that is? 536 00:25:56,967 --> 00:26:00,233 Life is weird, I gotta go take a piss. 537 00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:03,100 Anybody want me to bring back some brews? 538 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,367 - I'll take a ginny-like cream ale fuckface. 539 00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:08,833 That stuff's freaking tasty. 540 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,833 - That is so you Skippy. 541 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,500 - No, no, no, no. - What have you had it? 542 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,967 It's like drinking nectar straight from Mother Mary's 543 00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:20,633 seminiferous tubules 544 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,433 - Okay. 545 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,200 Back to the ghost stories. 546 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,133 What about the curly killer? 547 00:26:27,133 --> 00:26:27,967 - Lame. 548 00:26:27,967 --> 00:26:30,200 Hey Leo, what about you? 549 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,133 You've lived a pretty messed up life. 550 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,300 Do you have any spooky stories to creep us out with 551 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,333 before we go to bed? 552 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,467 - Yeah baby, tell them about the lake. 553 00:26:38,467 --> 00:26:39,900 - What about the lake? 554 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,367 Dude? 555 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:44,300 Wait, don't hold out on me, man, what about the lake, dude? 556 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:48,433 It's me, Lance, dude, don't hold out on me. 557 00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:52,100 - You guys think you can handle such horror? 558 00:26:52,967 --> 00:26:54,733 - [Everyone] Yeah. 559 00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:56,733 - Well, hold on to your crotch meat, 560 00:26:56,733 --> 00:27:00,267 cause this fright time story is real. 561 00:27:00,267 --> 00:27:02,133 - Well, I don't know about that. 562 00:27:02,133 --> 00:27:04,967 Seems a little over the top to be real, 563 00:27:04,967 --> 00:27:07,167 but it's a pretty good creepy story. 564 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,100 - Hey, bitch, you better curb your skeptic brain, 565 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:13,133 or I'll strike across your neck. 566 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,967 - Oo, witch lips. 567 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:18,167 - (laughs) You know me too well, ladygirl. 568 00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:20,667 Well enough, threatening domestic violence, 569 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:22,533 I mean Skippy fuckbuddy her, 570 00:27:22,533 --> 00:27:24,900 and let me tell you of the frightening tale 571 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:27,467 of a terror at Blood Fart Lake. 572 00:27:28,633 --> 00:27:30,767 - Wait, isn't this that story about where that 573 00:27:30,767 --> 00:27:33,700 Jimmy van Brunt expression came from, 574 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,733 and how do you know it's true? 575 00:27:35,733 --> 00:27:38,467 - Because my lovely popgel, crackgeek, 576 00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:40,200 I lived it. 577 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,500 - No you didn't. (booing) 578 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,433 oh yeah, you just go ahead and oo and ah, 579 00:27:43,433 --> 00:27:46,067 but I survived that motherfucker twice. 580 00:27:46,067 --> 00:27:48,467 So Blood Fart Lake is cursed, 581 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,533 there was little old Jimmy VanBrunt, 582 00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:51,700 he was a little retard, 583 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,200 a local handicrap. 584 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:56,533 And all the kids use to pick on him all the time, 585 00:27:56,533 --> 00:27:58,200 his dad was a drunk. 586 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,900 - Oo man, I shouldn't have had all those beers. 587 00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,833 (singing) I am pissing in the woods, 588 00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:07,200 and it's so damn crazy. 589 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,233 Oo man, what I wanna do to piss all over Crystal's 590 00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:12,400 big fucking jugs. 591 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,700 "Oh, hey Crystal." 592 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,600 "Oh, how about I pour some of my glistening 593 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,567 yellow do all over those huge mountains of yours?" 594 00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:19,400 "yeah." 595 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,267 I am so awesome. 596 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:26,333 (gurgling) 597 00:28:28,467 --> 00:28:30,200 What the fuck? 598 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,967 - Can't beat the electrolytes, 599 00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:36,733 and the heady, thick aroma of sulfur permeates my senses! 600 00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:41,833 - Hey you crunchy wayward transient stop wasting my piss, 601 00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:43,900 who do you think you are? 602 00:28:45,133 --> 00:28:48,133 - Why, I'm Stink Fist's best friend. 603 00:28:50,067 --> 00:28:52,933 - Who the gurf is Stink Fist? 604 00:28:52,933 --> 00:28:54,767 - I am Stink Fist. 605 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:55,800 (heavy metal music) 606 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,300 - Holy Manos! 607 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,300 A Sasquatch! 608 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:01,500 - No, I'm a Sexsquatch. 609 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,900 And would you mind terribly if I used your body 610 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,400 masturbate with? 611 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,600 - Sure. 612 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,433 Wait! 613 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:13,167 (squishing and mushing) 614 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:16,933 (grunting) 615 00:29:23,633 --> 00:29:25,900 (laughing) 616 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,833 - Fuck my life! 617 00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:37,833 - I feel young again. 618 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:43,100 - I was gonna say you look at least ten minutes younger 619 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,967 than the last time I saw ya. 620 00:29:45,967 --> 00:29:47,667 Can you save some butthole for me? 621 00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:50,667 - Fuck you, this butthole is for me! 622 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,867 (third wave ska music) 623 00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:05,233 - Oh my gerf! 624 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,533 Holy jockstrap! 625 00:30:10,467 --> 00:30:11,300 Am I dead? 626 00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:13,800 Is this hell? 627 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,300 (groans) 628 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,333 - Did somebody catch the number of the semen truck 629 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:18,467 that hit me last night? 630 00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:20,067 (laughs) 631 00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:22,600 - Think I had this dream... 632 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,867 About two naked Pygmy chicks hanging 633 00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:27,033 all over my springy frame. 634 00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:30,067 They were singing lyrics from the band, 635 00:30:30,067 --> 00:30:32,567 Yes' Topographic Oceans album. 636 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,267 Think I crushed one of em with my stringy thighs. 637 00:30:37,267 --> 00:30:39,700 Hey, you guys seen my donuts? 638 00:30:41,167 --> 00:30:44,467 - Yeah, that's right lady, really push out your chest. 639 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,500 Take a deep breath, and really 640 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,233 feel the wind on your nipples. 641 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:51,333 (laughs) 642 00:30:55,067 --> 00:30:57,100 - (groans) What the-- 643 00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:57,967 did we-- 644 00:30:57,967 --> 00:30:59,200 I mean did we-- 645 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:02,067 No blood, thank God. 646 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,300 - You do know I'm not a virgin, right? 647 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,067 There would be no blood on your dick 648 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,433 if we had sex, Joey, dirty boy. 649 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:12,767 - Jen, I mean I knew that, I mean, 650 00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:16,467 sorry for spooning you all night, but-- 651 00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:18,167 - No, it's okay, I liked it, 652 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,067 but you know, I think you were having some 653 00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:22,767 really fucked up dreams last night about something, 654 00:31:22,767 --> 00:31:24,500 cause your wiener was poking me all night, 655 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,067 and you were saying something about 656 00:31:26,067 --> 00:31:29,733 Thor had sex with my girlfriend, I don't know. 657 00:31:29,733 --> 00:31:31,400 - You must think I'm some kinda like 658 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,900 Jimmy VanBrunt...(laughs) 659 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,433 Oh my God. 660 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,267 (slap) 661 00:31:50,133 --> 00:31:52,133 - You guys were insane last night, 662 00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:54,167 put on quite a show. 663 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:57,900 I don't think I've ever seen so much come. 664 00:31:57,900 --> 00:32:00,700 Speaking of come, where the fuck is Lucas? 665 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,967 - Now that my brain has realigned with my 666 00:32:02,967 --> 00:32:06,833 ocular modules, I can see that Lucas is nowhere to be found. 667 00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:09,067 Come to sniff a bit... 668 00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:12,867 I don't remember seeing him at all last night. 669 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:19,433 - Yeah, he was going off to take a piss, and... 670 00:32:19,433 --> 00:32:21,067 That's right... 671 00:32:21,067 --> 00:32:22,800 I wondered why I wasn't sucking down a 672 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,100 Jenny Light cream ale. 673 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,500 Fucking fartface. 674 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,600 The nerve of some people. 675 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:33,067 Hey guys, check this shit out. 676 00:32:39,733 --> 00:32:41,667 You seeing this shit? 677 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:44,333 I'm like van Damme over here. 678 00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:47,333 I learned this in my dream last night 679 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:50,067 from some scumbag named Gun Shi. 680 00:32:51,133 --> 00:32:53,600 - Ugh, I can hardly move my face. 681 00:32:54,633 --> 00:32:56,267 Hey guys... 682 00:32:56,267 --> 00:32:58,867 Joey, Jen, have you guys seen Lucas? 683 00:32:58,867 --> 00:33:00,700 - Not at all, I mean, 684 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,567 have you guys seen my mom? 685 00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:06,667 - Hey guys, I made toaster pastries, 686 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:10,233 and other various sugary breakfast things. 687 00:33:10,233 --> 00:33:12,900 (crunchy sound) 688 00:33:14,067 --> 00:33:16,600 - Hey mom, is Lucas in the house? 689 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,100 - No, unless he's taking a shit. 690 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:22,833 In fact, I haven't seen him since last night. 691 00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:25,733 - Well, that's when we all last saw him, 692 00:33:25,733 --> 00:33:27,067 something... 693 00:33:27,067 --> 00:33:29,700 Something's not right. - Oh come down, hun, 694 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:31,433 I'm sure he's fine. 695 00:33:31,433 --> 00:33:33,633 He was drunk as we all were, 696 00:33:33,633 --> 00:33:35,867 he' probably in the woods lying in a puddle of 697 00:33:35,867 --> 00:33:37,067 his own piss and vomit. 698 00:33:37,067 --> 00:33:38,833 Now, who wants food? 699 00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:42,267 - Joey, we can go check in the woods, see if he's in there, 700 00:33:42,267 --> 00:33:43,767 I'll go with you. - Sure, 701 00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:47,700 let's do this, Jennifer, we've got no time to lose. 702 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:50,200 - He really needs to get laid. 703 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,600 He's such a spaz. 704 00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:55,100 - Yo, master, seen a box of donuts 705 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:56,867 lying around here somewhere? 706 00:33:56,867 --> 00:34:00,633 - Donuts, I've got toaster pastries, woo-hoo! 707 00:34:03,067 --> 00:34:07,467 - Someone is gonna pay dearly for misplacing my donuts. 708 00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:11,467 I'm gonna be their judge, jury, and executioner. 709 00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:16,800 (serious sound) 710 00:34:17,933 --> 00:34:20,067 - Lucas, hey Lucas! 711 00:34:20,067 --> 00:34:23,167 You could come out now, it's me, Joey! 712 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,233 - Hey, calm down. 713 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,733 So while we're away from the pack a minute, 714 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,533 what say you give me a little smooch. 715 00:34:30,533 --> 00:34:32,200 - A kiss? 716 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,167 You wanna kiss me now. 717 00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:35,433 While one of our friends is out there, 718 00:34:35,433 --> 00:34:36,700 and we can't find 'em? 719 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,533 I mean... 720 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:39,267 What if Lucas is dead? 721 00:34:39,267 --> 00:34:40,800 - You need to stop overreacting, 722 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,367 don't go crazy on me, Scotty. 723 00:34:42,367 --> 00:34:44,233 I still need your virginity. 724 00:34:44,233 --> 00:34:45,633 - I mean wha-- 725 00:34:45,633 --> 00:34:47,300 What? 726 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:48,533 My virginity? 727 00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,833 - Seems pretty obvious you like me, right? 728 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,567 - I guess my penis poking you in the back 729 00:34:52,567 --> 00:34:54,433 all night, kinda gave that away. 730 00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:57,633 - Well that, and your mom told me. 731 00:34:57,633 --> 00:34:59,067 - Dammit mother. 732 00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:00,733 I'm gonna give that woman such a pinch 733 00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:02,500 right in her little-- - Kiss me, Joey! 734 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,767 Kiss me on my mouth. 735 00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:05,200 - What, wow... 736 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,300 Okay. 737 00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:07,967 Aggressive, cool. 738 00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:10,167 It's kinda one of the things I like about you, Jen. 739 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:12,433 - You're talking again. 740 00:35:12,433 --> 00:35:13,267 Come here! 741 00:35:14,933 --> 00:35:17,067 (farting) 742 00:35:17,067 --> 00:35:17,867 (eerie sound) 743 00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:19,367 - Jennifer, Lucas! 744 00:35:20,233 --> 00:35:22,200 Oh, this is heavy duty, Doc. 745 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,400 - Oh my God! 746 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,233 Lucas! 747 00:35:26,267 --> 00:35:27,433 Lucas is dead! 748 00:35:29,067 --> 00:35:31,167 (mysterious music) 749 00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:33,800 - [Leo] Stand back, stand back! 750 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,633 Oh my God! 751 00:35:37,367 --> 00:35:38,200 No pulse. 752 00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:40,633 Now, I ain't no doctor or nothing, 753 00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:42,767 but look like he died by having his insides 754 00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:45,133 ripped out, and wrapped around his neck, 755 00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:47,567 in addition, looks like something the size of a baseball bat 756 00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:49,567 ripped out his butthole. 757 00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:52,433 Don't quote me on that, though. 758 00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:55,533 - What the hell could have done this? 759 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,633 - Looks like a fucking mountain goat, 760 00:35:58,633 --> 00:36:02,333 or one of those velociraptor things I keep hearing about. 761 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,300 I mean look at the wounds. 762 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:07,167 Classic raptor or goat attack. 763 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:08,900 - Whatever it was... 764 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,900 Looks like it raped his soul, dignity... 765 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:13,733 Ass. 766 00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:16,733 (trembling) 767 00:36:16,733 --> 00:36:19,067 - Buffalo, blue cheese, chips. 768 00:36:19,067 --> 00:36:20,467 Lucas. 769 00:36:20,467 --> 00:36:22,967 What's going on? - He's gone. 770 00:36:22,967 --> 00:36:24,300 - Lucas! (crying) 771 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:25,333 My buddy! 772 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,267 My brother! 773 00:36:28,567 --> 00:36:33,067 The red sun rises, blood has been spilled on this day. 774 00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:35,300 No! 775 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,433 I will avenge you! 776 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,200 (third wave ska music) 777 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:47,200 * Did you know that the KKK adopted a highway, * 778 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,600 * Just a few miles away from my mom's house. * 779 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,267 * They paid their money and they put up a sign, * 780 00:36:53,267 --> 00:36:56,767 * I guess they dress up in sheets and go pick up the trash. * 781 00:36:56,767 --> 00:37:00,067 * The trash, the trash, they pick up the trash, * 782 00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:04,067 * The trash, the trash, they pick up the trash. * 783 00:37:04,067 --> 00:37:06,600 * They should know it when they see it, * 784 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,867 * They get a good look every day in the mirror. * 785 00:37:09,867 --> 00:37:14,867 * They get a good look every day in the mirror. * 786 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:23,500 - Jesus Christie, why have you forsaken me? 787 00:37:25,533 --> 00:37:27,900 - Well, I guess the party is canceled. 788 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,433 - We should call the police. 789 00:37:29,433 --> 00:37:33,100 - And I was so excited to get Joey laid too. 790 00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:36,633 - No. 791 00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:37,500 No. 792 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,733 No! 793 00:37:38,733 --> 00:37:42,367 Companions, this party shan't be canceled. 794 00:37:42,367 --> 00:37:43,800 - What? 795 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,900 But sugar balls, our friend's been torn apart. 796 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:46,967 - No! 797 00:37:46,967 --> 00:37:48,800 - What you have us do? - No! 798 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,133 Fuck the Police! 799 00:37:50,133 --> 00:37:51,267 Fuck crying! 800 00:37:51,267 --> 00:37:52,700 Fuck going home! 801 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,200 Fuck this movie! 802 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:58,667 We stay, and we party like we never partied before! 803 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,100 - Man, that's right. 804 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,567 I mean think about it. 805 00:38:02,567 --> 00:38:05,633 Lucas, we want the party to go on. 806 00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:09,300 I mean are we gonna honor his fucking mangled corpse, 807 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:11,533 and carry on with this party? 808 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:14,367 I say we do it for Lucas. 809 00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:15,967 We do it for Lucas. 810 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,167 - Yeah. 811 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:20,800 Yes. 812 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,300 We party... 813 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,867 We fucking party in the name of Joey, 814 00:38:25,867 --> 00:38:27,367 and Lucas' wiener. 815 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,600 - My first instinct is to scream at you all, 816 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,300 and tell you all, you all flipping crazy, 817 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,167 but the more I think about it, 818 00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:37,333 knowing Lucas, and the way he was, 819 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:39,133 the most logical thing to do... 820 00:38:39,133 --> 00:38:41,200 Is to stay, party, 821 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,067 and get myself totally boned, who's with me? 822 00:38:45,067 --> 00:38:47,267 (cheering) 823 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,833 - Holy shit, these kid are as tenacious as they come. 824 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,133 Are you seeing this? 825 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,867 They're dancing around their dead friend 826 00:38:56,867 --> 00:38:58,633 like a fucking puppet. 827 00:38:58,633 --> 00:39:01,700 They so deserve to be raped and killed. 828 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:04,067 - Well, the banquet is set. 829 00:39:04,067 --> 00:39:06,133 There's so many to choose from, 830 00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:08,267 now it's just who's next, 831 00:39:08,267 --> 00:39:09,867 who you gonna pick? 832 00:39:09,867 --> 00:39:12,700 I say you go for the ladies first. 833 00:39:13,867 --> 00:39:15,567 Then, you can cut off a pair of those 834 00:39:15,567 --> 00:39:19,067 big old titties, and I can sow them on onto my own chest, 835 00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:22,400 and walk around like Cloris Leachman, 836 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,967 or, you know, somebody elegant, 837 00:39:24,967 --> 00:39:25,900 fancy like. 838 00:39:27,067 --> 00:39:30,167 - You know, I'm gonna say this out loud, 839 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,833 so you can grasp the severity of it, 840 00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:35,700 you creep me the fuck out. 841 00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:39,467 Do you know, how much it takes to freak out the Sexsquatch? 842 00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:41,200 - Thanks wendigo, 843 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,867 quick let's plan your next attack, before the stupid 844 00:39:44,867 --> 00:39:48,133 dude over there, starts dancing the jig. 845 00:39:48,133 --> 00:39:50,733 - You know, I'm not even going to look. 846 00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:53,933 All I want now is to feel the wind in my eyes, 847 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:54,767 let's go. 848 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,067 (groaning) 849 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:07,167 * Happy fuck day to you, 850 00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:11,267 * Happy fuck day to you, 851 00:40:11,267 --> 00:40:16,267 * Happy fuck day dear Joey, 852 00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:20,400 * Happy fuck day to you. 853 00:40:21,533 --> 00:40:25,033 (cheering and applause) 854 00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:27,067 - You guys got me a cake? 855 00:40:27,067 --> 00:40:30,767 - and I even prepared a great present for you. 856 00:40:30,767 --> 00:40:32,700 - (stutters) Mom. 857 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:33,900 You shouldn't have. 858 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,000 - I sure did. 859 00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:38,733 You deserve all the great sex your heart desires, 860 00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:41,200 and to show you what a great kid you are, 861 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,333 I'm gonna put on a little show for you. 862 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:45,500 (sultry music) 863 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:48,333 - You're taking your pants off? 864 00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:49,900 (stutters) 865 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,433 Don't sit on the cake! 866 00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:52,733 You guys went through all this trouble, 867 00:40:52,733 --> 00:40:55,133 I mean, I don't need to see your ass in my cake. 868 00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:57,967 - No, this is something way cooler. 869 00:40:57,967 --> 00:41:00,467 Okay, Joey Jeremiah... 870 00:41:00,467 --> 00:41:01,333 Here we go. 871 00:41:03,467 --> 00:41:06,400 (queefing sounds) 872 00:41:22,167 --> 00:41:23,533 - You're-- 873 00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:24,467 You're my-- 874 00:41:24,467 --> 00:41:25,700 You're my-- 875 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:28,900 Oh my God, that was so inspiring. 876 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:32,300 I love each, and every one of you guys. 877 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,133 Thank you. 878 00:41:34,633 --> 00:41:35,467 Thank you. 879 00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:41,067 - Ugh, smells like fucking Long John Silver's in here. 880 00:41:41,067 --> 00:41:44,200 Somebody open a fucking window. 881 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,067 (out of breath) 882 00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:45,867 - So... 883 00:41:45,867 --> 00:41:47,867 Who's it gonna be kiddo? 884 00:41:48,733 --> 00:41:49,567 - Huh? 885 00:41:50,567 --> 00:41:51,800 - Who you gonna peel. 886 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,067 Who's gonna take your seed? 887 00:41:55,233 --> 00:41:57,533 - You mean, you want me to tell you all now. 888 00:41:57,533 --> 00:41:59,100 - [Everybody] Yeah! 889 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:02,300 - This has taken some good thought, 890 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:05,167 and I think all of you ladies are really stellar, 891 00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:07,367 and watch you jiggle, hither and thither. 892 00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:09,067 That really means a lot to me, 893 00:42:09,067 --> 00:42:11,300 that each one of you would let me be with you, 894 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,433 but I think the one girl... 895 00:42:13,433 --> 00:42:16,400 The one girl that takes the cake... 896 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,733 Is Jen for sure. 897 00:42:17,733 --> 00:42:18,733 - I knew it. 898 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:23,267 - We all knew it. 899 00:42:23,267 --> 00:42:25,700 Well bitch, what say you? 900 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,067 Don't leave em hanging... 901 00:42:27,067 --> 00:42:27,867 Literally. 902 00:42:29,067 --> 00:42:31,967 - You Joey, your mom's ass is tight! 903 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,400 (cheers) 904 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,733 - Yes, Joey, it would be an honor for me to let you 905 00:42:36,733 --> 00:42:39,300 plunder my mossy abyss. 906 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,567 (cheering) 907 00:42:43,867 --> 00:42:46,433 - [Crystal] Sweet, this is better than some crappy wedding 908 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:47,867 any day. 909 00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:49,900 - You guys can take the master bedroom. 910 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,267 There's been so much come dumped down those sheets 911 00:42:52,267 --> 00:42:55,967 little more won't matter, right girl? 912 00:42:55,967 --> 00:42:58,467 Now go, and enjoy, each other's sensuous frames, 913 00:42:58,467 --> 00:43:01,833 and I wanna hear at least two screams of passion, 914 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:04,100 and it better both be from Joey. 915 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,633 - What about me, Leo? 916 00:43:05,633 --> 00:43:08,067 - Goddammit, woman, this isn't about you, 917 00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:09,667 you selfish prick! 918 00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:11,233 This is Joey's time to shine, 919 00:43:11,233 --> 00:43:13,633 you wanna come, do it on your own time, bitch! 920 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:16,533 Now go make a mess of your privates kids. 921 00:43:16,533 --> 00:43:19,633 (naughty laughter) 922 00:43:19,633 --> 00:43:22,633 - Ten bucks says the kid squirts before he could take 923 00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:24,833 his balls out of her asshole. 924 00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:27,667 - To be nine, and a virgin again. 925 00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:29,967 Those were the days. 926 00:43:29,967 --> 00:43:34,500 Alright pooper scoopers, let's not forget why we be here. 927 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,600 - Party! 928 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,067 (cheering) 929 00:43:38,067 --> 00:43:41,267 (third wave ska music) 930 00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,367 - [Mudhoney] What the fuck? 931 00:43:56,933 --> 00:43:59,133 Hey you, walking dingle-berry. 932 00:43:59,133 --> 00:44:03,067 Get the fuck off my property, I may kick your ass again. 933 00:44:03,067 --> 00:44:05,433 - I thought we were sidekicks. 934 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:07,633 What's with all the hostility? 935 00:44:07,633 --> 00:44:12,633 I mean I though sisters were doing it for themselves. 936 00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:15,233 - I'm gonna throw you to the fucking wolves. 937 00:44:15,233 --> 00:44:16,900 - Well, I've never-- 938 00:44:19,067 --> 00:44:21,200 (screeching) 939 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,667 (heavy metal music) 940 00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:24,100 (Stink Fist laughing) 941 00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:24,933 - Jamona! 942 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:29,433 - Take her butt. 943 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,567 (squishing and mushing) 944 00:44:35,567 --> 00:44:37,200 - Ladies, and gentlemen, 945 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,333 your entertainment for this evening, 946 00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:43,267 Stink Fist, and his amazingly realistic puppet pal. 947 00:44:43,267 --> 00:44:45,833 - I love puppets, entertain me! 948 00:44:47,667 --> 00:44:48,967 - (mimicking a woman's voice) Hey Stink Fist, 949 00:44:48,967 --> 00:44:51,100 what's the deal with Doctor Pepper? 950 00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:53,733 - (deep voice) I don't know, Phineas James Frinkle Frackle, 951 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:55,700 what is the deal with Doctor Pepper? 952 00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:58,267 - (mimicking a woman's voice) He must have P.HD, 953 00:44:58,267 --> 00:45:00,167 right chance. 954 00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:04,967 - (deep voice) You kill me. (laughing) 955 00:45:04,967 --> 00:45:07,900 - Wow, you're good Stink Fist, 956 00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:11,167 I didn't even see her mouth move. 957 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:12,567 - I am a natural. 958 00:45:15,067 --> 00:45:16,533 (smacking sounds) 959 00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:18,200 - Listen Joey, you don't have to do this 960 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,667 if you don't really want to, if you're not ready. 961 00:45:20,667 --> 00:45:22,733 I mean, I know you wanna honor your friends and family 962 00:45:22,733 --> 00:45:25,800 by finally busting clam, but if you're not ready, 963 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,733 we can just talk, and chill out. 964 00:45:28,733 --> 00:45:30,800 - I feel confident with you, Jen. 965 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,167 I mean I think we have a real connection 966 00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:35,833 that transcends time, and space. 967 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,600 - I hate what you just said. - I know, lame, right? 968 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,933 - Look, I know how you feel about my tits, and ass, 969 00:45:42,933 --> 00:45:45,467 so do something about it, like I said, 970 00:45:45,467 --> 00:45:47,600 use that passion for your films, and put it all 971 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,200 over my body. 972 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,100 Make me a work of art by taking your mighty dick, 973 00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:53,567 and using it as a pen. 974 00:45:53,567 --> 00:45:56,333 My pussy is your canvas, mold me. 975 00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:00,067 - Lady, you are so filthy. 976 00:46:00,067 --> 00:46:02,900 - Experience my flavors. - Oo la la. 977 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,767 Freak that bitch out, Tone. 978 00:46:08,633 --> 00:46:10,933 - [Leo] Oh, come on. - [Crystal] Oh, I got it. 979 00:46:10,933 --> 00:46:13,833 (cheering) 980 00:46:13,833 --> 00:46:16,100 (cheering) 981 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:21,100 - Oh man, smoke deli meat seem to be working the best. 982 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:25,700 Look at how effortlessly they fall betweenst her mounts. 983 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,367 - Hey, let's try urinal target practice. 984 00:46:29,367 --> 00:46:33,700 Let's see how accurate we can be by pissing on her tits. 985 00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,067 (laughter) 986 00:46:35,067 --> 00:46:37,600 - I am 100 percent... 987 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,533 Okay with this plan. 988 00:46:39,533 --> 00:46:43,167 Crystal make that cavern extra deep... 989 00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:46,400 I want you to be able to drink out of that cleavage. 990 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,667 - You got it, babe. 991 00:46:47,667 --> 00:46:50,300 But I hate to admit it, Leo has pretty good aim 992 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:54,167 when it comes to pissing in my cleavage. 993 00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:57,500 - Well I was all star state champion three years running 994 00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,833 at the International Cleavage Pissing Games in Germany. 995 00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:04,867 My award hangs proudly next to my mummified head of Hitler, 996 00:47:04,867 --> 00:47:07,633 the various buttholes that I have scalped off people 997 00:47:07,633 --> 00:47:10,467 who fucked me over in the last decade. 998 00:47:10,467 --> 00:47:13,367 I should show you, Muffy, it's some interesting stuff, 999 00:47:13,367 --> 00:47:14,800 I assure ya. 1000 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:19,367 - Oo, I'd love to see your collection of scalped buttholes. 1001 00:47:19,367 --> 00:47:22,067 - Whoa, this party is so wicked. 1002 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,867 - Hey, where's that bitch with brews? 1003 00:47:26,867 --> 00:47:28,767 - Probably ran off, and tried to lick her own 1004 00:47:28,767 --> 00:47:32,733 white butt pussy, loopy dyke, it always happens. 1005 00:47:32,733 --> 00:47:35,133 You get a bitch alone in a room by herself, 1006 00:47:35,133 --> 00:47:36,633 and splat. 1007 00:47:36,633 --> 00:47:37,967 Butthole cleaning. 1008 00:47:37,967 --> 00:47:39,733 - [Muffy] Ain't that the truth. 1009 00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:41,100 - I'm gonna figure out what's going on, 1010 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,633 don't start the piss tourny without me. 1011 00:47:43,633 --> 00:47:46,667 - Well, hurry up, Goddammit. 1012 00:47:46,667 --> 00:47:50,167 Fucking queer. (whispers) 1013 00:47:54,133 --> 00:47:54,967 - Hey bro. 1014 00:47:56,367 --> 00:47:57,633 Oh, I miss you. 1015 00:48:01,267 --> 00:48:03,067 Listen, I just wanna say I'm really sorry 1016 00:48:03,067 --> 00:48:06,833 you got your ass blown out by a goat, and killed. 1017 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:09,600 We're still having the party though. 1018 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,833 We're having the times of our lives. 1019 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:15,800 Oh dag, bro, it's so hard. 1020 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,867 Oh, we were a team, how could you go and leave me 1021 00:48:17,867 --> 00:48:19,433 like that? 1022 00:48:19,433 --> 00:48:20,600 Who's gonna help me shave the 1023 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,500 spare hairs around my dick tip. 1024 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,067 Oh, Lucas, I loved you. 1025 00:48:25,067 --> 00:48:27,200 (sobbing) 1026 00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:30,167 Thanks. 1027 00:48:30,167 --> 00:48:31,600 Don't judge me. 1028 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,600 My former lover is dead. 1029 00:48:35,067 --> 00:48:37,467 - [Stink Fist] Take my hand, and I will take you away 1030 00:48:37,467 --> 00:48:39,133 from all this death. 1031 00:48:40,067 --> 00:48:42,133 - That's a sweat line. 1032 00:48:42,133 --> 00:48:43,533 Hey, wait-- 1033 00:48:43,533 --> 00:48:45,200 wait a minute, what? 1034 00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:48,267 What the fuck are you? 1035 00:48:48,267 --> 00:48:50,800 - I'm just the guy, who's going to kill you, 1036 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,933 crush your skull, and use your brain to lubricate 1037 00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:56,900 my creature dong, and that is just the start of 1038 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,133 the weird shit I'm going to be doing to you. 1039 00:48:59,133 --> 00:49:01,400 - No way dude, for real? 1040 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,733 - Yeah, well watch me do it. 1041 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:07,967 - You killed Lucas, you son of a bitch. 1042 00:49:07,967 --> 00:49:10,267 - Your dick is mine. 1043 00:49:10,267 --> 00:49:11,700 - [Lance] Not my shades bro. 1044 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:16,300 Crushing my skull. (screaming in pain) 1045 00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:18,467 (mumbles) 1046 00:49:22,467 --> 00:49:27,067 - Efficiently crushed now, if only I had some breast milk. 1047 00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:31,167 - Lance, I've got some nice freshly squozen tit juice 1048 00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:32,067 for you! 1049 00:49:33,567 --> 00:49:34,800 Lance! 1050 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,967 Big foot? (screams) 1051 00:49:37,967 --> 00:49:40,567 - Gimme that, you stupid bitch. 1052 00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:43,600 Hello exquisite bouqet. 1053 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,067 (grunts) 1054 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:47,900 Delicious! 1055 00:49:52,067 --> 00:49:54,100 I love it. (gurgles) 1056 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,800 - Oh God, no! (trembles) 1057 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,167 - I always feel like somebody's watching me. 1058 00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:02,167 (screaming) 1059 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:06,600 and now to take you back to my lair, you dummy witch. 1060 00:50:08,567 --> 00:50:12,400 (singing Down in New Orleans) 1061 00:50:19,133 --> 00:50:22,267 - So there I was, knee deep in a pile of whale guts, 1062 00:50:22,267 --> 00:50:25,400 not knowing if I was dead or alive. 1063 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,300 - Then what happened? 1064 00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:30,633 - The world was created, that simple. 1065 00:50:30,633 --> 00:50:33,533 - [Leo] Oh my god. - [Crystal] Wow. 1066 00:50:33,533 --> 00:50:36,533 (mischievous music) 1067 00:50:40,633 --> 00:50:43,900 - [Skippy] Look at these two come stains. 1068 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,200 - Oh, tell us all about it. 1069 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,533 Did you spill your life all over her subpar titties? 1070 00:50:53,233 --> 00:50:54,067 - Oh man. 1071 00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,233 Come with me, Jennifer. 1072 00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:04,133 Alright, what happened? 1073 00:51:04,133 --> 00:51:05,367 - Well, I don't know. 1074 00:51:05,367 --> 00:51:08,100 Everything was going great, and then... 1075 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:11,433 - I called out my mom's name when I finished. 1076 00:51:11,433 --> 00:51:14,767 - Oh man, that is fucking gross. 1077 00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:16,700 What is wrong with you? 1078 00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:20,600 You got some marginally acceptable chick in bed with you, 1079 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,367 you're pumping away, and you're about to pop 1080 00:51:22,367 --> 00:51:26,167 your muscular fluids, and you yell, Muffy? 1081 00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,633 - Mom. 1082 00:51:27,633 --> 00:51:30,200 But I said it like mother, you know like Danzig, 1083 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,633 like "Mother" (impersonating Danzig). 1084 00:51:32,633 --> 00:51:33,800 So embarrassing. 1085 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,900 - Well, what did she do? 1086 00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:37,800 - I just sort of let him finish, 1087 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,533 and then rolled him off of me. 1088 00:51:39,533 --> 00:51:41,100 It was really creepy. 1089 00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:41,933 - Wow. 1090 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,200 What a brutal enigma. 1091 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,800 So what now? 1092 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:47,967 - Now? 1093 00:51:47,967 --> 00:51:49,400 Now-- 1094 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,067 (sniffing) 1095 00:51:51,067 --> 00:51:52,900 do you smell marmalade? 1096 00:51:53,767 --> 00:51:55,233 What the hell? 1097 00:51:55,233 --> 00:51:56,633 - [Crystal] What? 1098 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,067 (grunting and mumbling) 1099 00:52:00,067 --> 00:52:01,900 - Kentucky fired fuck woman, 1100 00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:03,233 how many times do I have to tell ya 1101 00:52:03,233 --> 00:52:05,933 to get off my fun loving property. 1102 00:52:05,933 --> 00:52:07,733 - Hey, back off me guy. 1103 00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:08,867 I just came here to tell you, 1104 00:52:08,867 --> 00:52:10,367 you're all doomed. 1105 00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:13,967 Now, wasn't that swell of me? 1106 00:52:13,967 --> 00:52:16,467 - What do you mean we're all doomed? 1107 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:19,333 - Look around you, haven't you noticed your numbers 1108 00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:22,800 have gotten smaller, and smaller, since you got here? 1109 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,667 Where did the buddies go? 1110 00:52:25,667 --> 00:52:27,267 - Where's my mom? 1111 00:52:27,267 --> 00:52:29,800 - Where's Lance, and that dyke? 1112 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,800 - Yup, they're all dead. 1113 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,067 - [Crystal] What? 1114 00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:36,533 - Yup, and not just dead, 1115 00:52:36,533 --> 00:52:40,067 but raped real good too, and just regular rape, 1116 00:52:40,067 --> 00:52:43,733 but raped even the devil wouldn't approve of. 1117 00:52:43,733 --> 00:52:45,733 - You murdering rapist fiend, 1118 00:52:45,733 --> 00:52:47,700 how dare you come into our lives, 1119 00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:50,433 and murder, and rape my party friends? 1120 00:52:50,433 --> 00:52:52,400 - I didn't kill anybody. 1121 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,400 - Oh yeah, then who did? 1122 00:52:55,567 --> 00:52:58,400 - Joey! - Put your hand down, bitch. 1123 00:52:59,367 --> 00:53:00,700 - Oh my God. - Oh my God. 1124 00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:03,133 - Allow me to introduce myself, 1125 00:53:03,133 --> 00:53:05,300 my name is Stink Fist... 1126 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,600 The Sexsquatch, and I come from the planet, 1127 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,600 Buttsexofprime, I've been sent here to kill, 1128 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,367 and murder as many of you stupid humans as possible. 1129 00:53:15,367 --> 00:53:16,300 - What! 1130 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:17,800 Who sent ya? 1131 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,100 - My overlord, he and I have a bit of running bet going 1132 00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:23,700 to see how many earthlings we can rape, and kill, 1133 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,533 before the Sabbath. 1134 00:53:25,533 --> 00:53:26,700 - The Sabbath? 1135 00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:27,533 But that's... 1136 00:53:27,533 --> 00:53:29,133 - Tomorrow night. 1137 00:53:29,133 --> 00:53:32,067 And I think I have a pretty good chance of winning. 1138 00:53:32,067 --> 00:53:34,967 Last night, I heard he conquered only five. 1139 00:53:34,967 --> 00:53:37,067 - And you're up to five as well. 1140 00:53:37,067 --> 00:53:39,300 - Oo, big tits, and a brain. 1141 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:42,833 Yeah, I've killed five, but I'm about to break that score 1142 00:53:42,833 --> 00:53:45,167 with this little dixie. - No! 1143 00:53:46,233 --> 00:53:47,600 Wait! 1144 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,867 If you need to rape one more, then take me. 1145 00:53:50,867 --> 00:53:53,133 I'll give up my bum willingly. 1146 00:53:53,133 --> 00:53:55,933 - Who said, I'm just going to be stopping at just one more? 1147 00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:58,167 I'm going for a record kid. 1148 00:53:58,167 --> 00:54:00,267 I'm going to be sexually destroying all of you. 1149 00:54:00,267 --> 00:54:02,333 But I'll start with just this one, 1150 00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:04,433 and this sixth bloody rape will be something 1151 00:54:04,433 --> 00:54:06,567 your eyes have never beheld before. 1152 00:54:06,567 --> 00:54:08,833 It will cause your bowels to loosen thrice over, 1153 00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:11,667 and you dead ancestors will feel the willies 1154 00:54:11,667 --> 00:54:13,667 after you see what I do to this bitch. 1155 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:14,767 - Joey, help! 1156 00:54:18,067 --> 00:54:20,900 - Jennifer. (singing) 1157 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:23,267 - Oh, you didn't see that coming, did ya? 1158 00:54:23,267 --> 00:54:26,400 You expected some sort of truly nightmarish sexual atrocity, 1159 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,500 weren't ya, and you got that shit, fuck it. 1160 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,767 - Alright, fuck fur, I've raised my dander, 1161 00:54:32,767 --> 00:54:36,500 and now I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain. 1162 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:37,567 - Step to me. 1163 00:54:38,733 --> 00:54:40,967 - No retreat, no surrender. 1164 00:54:51,733 --> 00:54:53,400 - Yes baby, get him. 1165 00:54:54,467 --> 00:54:55,900 (motorboats) 1166 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:58,833 - Unhand my ladygirl's chest, you pile of custard. 1167 00:54:58,833 --> 00:55:02,067 Now take my knee in your cunt crease. 1168 00:55:02,067 --> 00:55:03,833 (grunting and gibberish) 1169 00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:04,767 - It hurts! 1170 00:55:07,233 --> 00:55:10,967 - Popping off, will, chi, bitch, dick-- 1171 00:55:10,967 --> 00:55:14,500 - I'll blow your soul amiss, I'll damn you to hell. 1172 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:16,333 - I got her. you get her. 1173 00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,933 I got her. you get her. 1174 00:55:17,933 --> 00:55:19,233 I got her. you get her. 1175 00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:21,533 I got her. you get her. 1176 00:55:21,533 --> 00:55:23,600 (grunts) 1177 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,500 - You're bludgeoning my cooter, 1178 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,267 I'm actually bleeding from the 1179 00:55:30,267 --> 00:55:33,067 onslaught of your knee vengeance. 1180 00:55:33,067 --> 00:55:35,967 - Skippy, that was utterly amazing. 1181 00:55:37,133 --> 00:55:39,600 - That's why God made Skippy, babe. 1182 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,167 That's why God made Skippy babe 1183 00:55:42,167 --> 00:55:44,167 - Now, I'm gonna tell you one last time, 1184 00:55:44,167 --> 00:55:47,967 get the fuck off my property, and take that weird-as-fuck 1185 00:55:47,967 --> 00:55:51,067 Sexsquatch with ya, or so help me Stamos, 1186 00:55:51,067 --> 00:55:52,500 I will... 1187 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,933 - You'll what? 1188 00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:57,067 It take more than some porny corn rap martial arts 1189 00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:59,300 to take down my super body. 1190 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:05,067 Now, prepare your assholes for my 25 inch space holes, 1191 00:56:05,067 --> 00:56:07,233 I call it the deathamator. 1192 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,933 - Well, this is it guys. 1193 00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:12,767 Quick, let's have a three way before he kills us. 1194 00:56:12,767 --> 00:56:14,233 - Feel the fury (singing heavy metal style) 1195 00:56:14,233 --> 00:56:15,733 of the Sexquatch. 1196 00:56:17,167 --> 00:56:19,067 - I'll take care of him. (screeching) 1197 00:56:19,067 --> 00:56:20,067 - Huh? 1198 00:56:20,067 --> 00:56:22,400 - Shabbat Shalom motherfucker. 1199 00:56:26,533 --> 00:56:29,767 - Warlock, Marmalade's getting away. 1200 00:56:29,767 --> 00:56:31,333 - Not, on my watch. 1201 00:56:33,967 --> 00:56:35,733 (cheery music) 1202 00:56:35,733 --> 00:56:37,133 - It's beautiful. 1203 00:56:42,167 --> 00:56:43,433 Thanks Warlock. 1204 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,200 Well, I don't know about you guys, 1205 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,133 but I could go for a blow job, 1206 00:56:48,133 --> 00:56:50,133 and munch on a Toblerone, 1207 00:56:50,133 --> 00:56:52,500 and cool glass of Colostrum. 1208 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,867 - I think I can help with all three of those things, 1209 00:56:54,867 --> 00:56:56,467 sweetie. 1210 00:56:56,467 --> 00:56:58,900 What are we going to do about all the bodies laying 1211 00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:01,433 around on the property? 1212 00:57:01,433 --> 00:57:04,467 - Let the goats unwrap this freaking carcasses, 1213 00:57:04,467 --> 00:57:06,567 they'll be gone by dusk. 1214 00:57:06,567 --> 00:57:08,867 - I'll take care of Jennifer's body, guys. 1215 00:57:08,867 --> 00:57:11,267 I'm thinking of having her stuffed. 1216 00:57:11,267 --> 00:57:12,867 - Get it? 1217 00:57:12,867 --> 00:57:14,467 Having her stuffed. 1218 00:57:14,467 --> 00:57:17,800 You stuffed her earlier with you wiener. 1219 00:57:29,467 --> 00:57:32,400 - I actually don't get it. 1220 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:33,233 Hey... 1221 00:57:35,233 --> 00:57:37,400 Warlock left me my donuts. 1222 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,133 Fartface betrayed me, and ate my donuts. 1223 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:48,433 (third wave ska music) 1223 00:57:49,305 --> 00:58:49,658 iSubDB.com - fast, modern, simple Subtitles search by drag & drop87714