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- Morning!
- Hey! How are you?
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- Oh!
- Good morning!
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Hi. Oh, just continue on
inside.
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Well, I hope we didn't catch
the two of you
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with your pants down.
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- Oh...
- I'm just joking, I can see they're on.
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No, we actually listened
outside to make sure.
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We just brought
some leftovers by.
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We had a little thing
at the house last night
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and we didn't want all the food
to go to waste, so.
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- Yeah, and you know what?
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We would have invited
the two of you
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but it was kind of a...
political schmoozefest.
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A lot of pressing of the flesh,
and greasing palms,
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that kind of thing, you know.
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It wasn't as much fun
as it sounds.
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Oh well, who wants an
invitation to big soiree
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when you can be met
the very next morning
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with some table scraps.
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You know, people were
talking about you too, Moira.
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Oh, they were talking about
the other candidate?
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- Yes!
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You know, I can't wait for this
whole thing to just be over
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so we can all just hang out
again.
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- Yeah, yeah...
- Mm-hmm.
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- Well, we are off to the bank.
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We've got lots of donations
that we need to deposit.
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Well, thank you. Bye!
Bye!
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Those two are not as
simple minded as we thought.
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- He is.
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*
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David, Ted said that
I had to wear scrubs,
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but what does that mean really?
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Um, I think it means
you have to wear scrubs.
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- Ugh. I know but look at me.
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- You look... amazing.
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- Who designs these things?!
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Whatever happened to empowering
women's sexuality?
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- I don't think sex appeal
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is the guiding principle
behind nursing uniforms.
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Obviously you've never been
out for Halloween, David.
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- So are you nervous?
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This is like the first job
you've ever had.
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- No it isn't.
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Putting your name on a line
of edible nail polish
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isn't what I would call
having a job.
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- I was very hands on, David.
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I came up with all
the flavours by myself.
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Even the one that poisoned
all those people?
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David, the factory in
Guangzhou assured us
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that it was lead-free. Ugh!
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Anyway, I'm actually really
looking forward to this.
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- You look like a stick of gum.
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- Like... what? David!
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- Well, how much did she take?
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Um, I'm gonna go get a latte.
Do you need anything?
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- She's an IT manager, Gerald.
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She makes more money
than both of us combined.
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I shouldn't be worrying
about these things.
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I would love a hot tea.
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- Okay. Um...
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Is everything okay?
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- Yup. Just chatting.
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Listen, let me give you
some cash for that.
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I don't think that expense card
is long for this world.
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Mm, okay.
It's just I have, um,
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four more taxidermy peacocks
coming this afternoon.
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Oh, I can pay cash for those.
That's fine.
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Don't answer that.
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It's either Gerald
or the school
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and I can't deal with either
right now.
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Okay. Um,
this is really intense,
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so I'm gonna go get that tea.
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You're a doll.
You're a doll!
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- Hey! Sorry I'm a bit late.
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Um, I wasn't sure what
the etiquette was
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for this kind of thing,
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so I walked around the block
a little bit.
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Oh, you can show up early,
or on time.
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Early is probably even better.
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- Okay, great.
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Alexis, you wanted to be
treated professionally,
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so I have to ask,
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where are the rest
of your scrubs?
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Oh. I thought this was
kind of an either/or thing.
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No, they come as a set.
That's why I gave you both.
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Those bare legs are dangerous.
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Ted!
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- No, I'm serious.
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The animals carry bugs or ticks
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that can burrow into
your bare skin.
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Ew!
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Don't worry, we'll just have
you focus on filing for today.
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- Um, okay. Awesome!
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Thank you. So many files!
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I'll just dive right into this.
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You won't even miss
your last secretary
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once I get finished
with these puppies.
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Good news!
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I found you a loaner pair.
Helen must have left them.
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Phew.
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Thank you, Ted.
Those are just perfect.
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- Hello!
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Ronnie! Hello you!
You're looking well today!
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New khakis I see.
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Are you enjoying your coffee?
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I was.
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I'm going to presume you were
at Jocelyn's thing last night.
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How was that?
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- Good. Lots of dairy.
- Oh, yes.
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If anyone knows how to put a
lactose intolerant in the hospital,
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it's our Jocelyn.
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Moira, is there something
I can do for you?
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- Yes, thank you!
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Ronnie, I was wondering
whether or not
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You have decided on a candidate
to endorse?
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- Not yet.
- Oh! Good.
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- Why is that good?
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I'm hoping I might
persuade you
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to put your weight behind me.
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Political weight.
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I now realize 'clout' was
the word I was looking for.
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What makes you think
I'd vote for you?
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You are a sensible woman,
Ronnie,
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and you speak your mind.
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I-I can feel your frustration
with Roland.
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Now imagine his wife on council,
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strengthening his agenda...
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- And?
- And, were I on council,
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I could support your agenda.
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We could support
each other's agendas.
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Well, I don't hate
what you're saying,
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so here's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna invite some
of my girl friends over
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and if you can get on
the good side of these women,
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let's just say you'd be locking
down a key demographic.
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- It's a date.
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No. No, it's not.
I wouldn't call it that.
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No, I-I didn't...
I didn't mean...
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- Uh! Just...
- No, I...
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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- Thank you, Ronnie.
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Um, Doris,
that is so exciting!
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Love him for you!
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I don't know. I mean,
poor Albert's allergic to cats.
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But I can't leave
Mittens alone.
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So how do I spend time
with Albert?
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Veterinary clinic,
how can I help you?
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Can I put you on hold?
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Okay, so if there's one thing
I learned,
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is that when it comes to love
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you cannot let little things
get in your way.
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Like I once dated
this Sultan's nephew
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who was forbidden to talk to me
or even to look at me
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and we made it work for like
half a regime change, so...
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- You what?
- I know.
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- Uh, Alexis,
- Yes.
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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- Yeah.
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We're gonna put this on pause.
The doctor needs me.
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Yes?
- So how's the filing coming?
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- I have been swamped.
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Doris's cat is like
totally high maintenance.
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Yeah, well, Doris has been
worried about her cat
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for two years.
She comes in every week.
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Okay, well, what am I
supposed to do?
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Poor thing is like desperate
for a man.
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And, uh, why are there
three calls on hold?
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Um... I don't know,
someone hung up?
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Okay, Alexis,
there is more to the job
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than just keeping
the customers happy, all right?
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This is a place of business
and right now,
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there are clients waiting
to talk to me.
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Are you sure that
you're cut out for this?
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- Mm.
- Okay.
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- 'Kay.
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Well, look, I-I can't talk
about this now,
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I have to go.
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- I just wanted to let you know
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that we just sold one
of the leather ponchos.
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Oh, we're selling
leather ponchos now?
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Well, that doesn't sound cheap.
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No, it's not,
which is why it's so exciting
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that we just sold one.
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- That's fabulous, David.
- It is.
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Um, so I was gonna go,
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unless needed me
for something else.
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- That was Gerald and...
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now I have a meeting
at the school tomorrow
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and I've got no one to take
care of my stepdaughter.
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His ex-wife certainly
won't do it.
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Wow... Well, if there's
anything I can do, just...
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I need someone to take care
of my stepdaughter.
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Okay. Well, if there's
anything I can do, just...
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I need you to take care
of my stepdaughter.
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'Kay, I don't think
that's a very good idea.
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I'm gonna drop her off
at four.
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- I'm looking forward to it.
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- You're a doll.
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I brought you some trail mix,
but I spilled it in my purse.
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So sweet of you, Doris.
Thank you.
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Hey, I was thinking about
what you said yesterday
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and, um, I think...
- Now is not a good time.
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Okay. Um... how are things
with Mittens?
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Uh... he-he's dead.
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- Ew!
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I'm just trying to figure out
what happened, all right?
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Okay. Um, well, what am I
supposed to tell Doris?
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- Don't say anything to her.
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Just keep her company
while I figure this out, okay?
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Okay, so I'm just supposed
to act like nothing happened?
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- Yeah, for now.
- Okay.
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Um, how am I supposed
to do that?
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- Alexis.
- Okay.
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Yeah. 'Kay.
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Hi!
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Um... do you have any like DVDs
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or like a dusty old board game
I could borrow?
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Oh, usually we reserve those
for our Platinum members.
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- Mhmm.
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Oh, but I do have
a Rummoli box
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filled with puzzle pieces
on the shelf there.
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Sounds like something you'd
find at a serial killer's house.
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- Hmm. Big night planned?
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Um, I am babysitting tonight,
so...
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- You're joking.
- Mm-mm. I wish I was joking.
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- But you hate kids.
- Mm-hmm. That's correct.
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- Oh my God. Can I watch?
- No.
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- Or video tape?
- No, you... no.
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- Can I bring friends?
- No.
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My boss's life is a bit
of a mess right now,
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so I said I'd help out by
babysitting her stepdaughter.
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And you're sure you can
do this on your own?
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- Mm-hmm.
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Um, 'cause I'm a fully capable
human being.
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Um, if you happen to find
any Xanax...
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lying around anywhere,
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can you just...
let me know about that?
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I-I think I might just pick
up these treats while I wait.
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- Oh... um, yeah, no, um...
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but these treats are actually
gonna go on sale next week,
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so maybe you just wanna
hold off until then?
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Well, I think he'd really
like them.
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- Yeah...
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I'm sure he would really
like them...
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if he wasn't... dead.
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00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,821
- What?
- Yeah, he's dead.
248
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,791
But! But the good news is,
you're not.
249
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,027
- Mittens is dead?
250
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,996
- Yeah. But um...
251
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:43,003
But you're free, Doris,
and, in a way, so is Mittens.
252
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,874
- Oh. What happened?
- We're not sure yet,
253
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,809
but I think that
the important thing
254
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,911
is that Mittens is
no longer suffering.
255
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,180
Oh, what do I
do now?
256
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:58,051
Do I put him in a box?
bury him?
257
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,487
Ew! No, we don't have to talk
about that right now, okay?
258
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,322
I know this is hard.
259
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,225
But, um, the upside, um...
260
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,929
The upside - Oh!
- is that Albert from the down the hall
261
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,330
can now come over for dinner
262
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:14,167
without worrying about his
allergies threatening his life.
263
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,303
Hey. I think it's time
that we find you
264
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,839
a new love of your life.
265
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,208
It's okay.
266
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,744
*
267
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,150
John, wait.
I didn't tell you earlier
268
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:33,053
because I didn't want you
to back out on me,
269
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,523
but you're going to be
the only man here this evening.
270
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,425
Well, I think
I can handle that.
271
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,928
Mm-hmm? Ronnie told me
that her friends
272
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,363
represent a key demographic
273
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:46,299
and I don't believe
it's women with husbands.
274
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,802
- Oh...
- Mm-hmm.
275
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,571
- I feel really good about this,
276
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,073
and I think you just approach
these women
277
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,341
like you did Paula,
our landscaper.
278
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,543
Very strong, very forceful.
279
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,414
- Oh!
- Hello, Ronnie.
280
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,951
- Hi.
- Hello.
281
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,519
- Come in... both of you.
282
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:18,331
TV Program: We're counting down the
top 100 hottest stars in Hollywood.
283
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,300
From this Canadian...
284
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,335
Has that actress
had work done too?
285
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:23,871
- Um, yeah, you can always tell
286
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,538
because their upper lip
sort of...
287
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,307
I mean, like, puffs a bit.
288
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,876
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
289
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,510
Do you want more coffee?
- Yes, please.
290
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,217
Okay, so we've run out
of sugar.
291
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,487
Um, do you want it still
because I don't really.
292
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,325
This star has
everyone wondering...
293
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,928
How will that face turn out?
294
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,330
Well, folks, take a look
at her now!
295
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,866
- You okay?
296
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,434
I'm fine...
297
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,137
- Are you sure?
- Something happened.
298
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,308
- What?
299
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,544
Nothing. Just d-don't look
on the bed.
300
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:08,581
...the
self-described tom-boy...
301
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,552
...has become a
serious star on the rise,
302
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,922
which is why we've named her
number...
303
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,657
It's okay!
...on our hot list!
304
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,626
Needless to say,
that was the last time
305
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,361
I played charades
with Fran Leibovitz.
306
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,167
Oh, this is wonderful.
Wonderful!
307
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,036
And I would love
to regale you all night
308
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,671
with entertaining anecdotes,
but I would be remiss
309
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,007
if I didn't outline
some of my policies
310
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,344
for this community
of remarkable women.
311
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,680
Moira, could I have
a word?
312
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,683
Excuse us, ladies.
Family matter.
313
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,452
I knew I should've left him
home with the sitter.
314
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,960
Moira, I have a feeling not
every woman here is a lesbian.
315
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,395
Oh, John, you love to think
women are flirting with you.
316
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,931
No, I was just talking
someone over there
317
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,600
who has a husband.
A male husband.
318
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,205
- Everything all right?
- Yes. Ronnie,
319
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,674
when mentioned earlier
that I might lock down
320
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,610
a key demographic this evening,
you meant what?
321
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,479
- Entrepreneurs.
322
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,548
Everyone here is a member of the
Women's Business Association.
323
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,518
- Oh. Business Association.
324
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,687
- Yes, that's what I...
325
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,656
I think we're all ready
when you are.
326
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,692
All I'm missing
is my teleprompter!
327
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:32,365
- Business Association.
- Yes, I heard her.
328
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,367
Oh God.
329
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,302
Oh God.
330
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,577
You know, I have to say
that I'm impressed.
331
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,513
It's not everyone
who can tell an old woman
332
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,216
that her cat is dead,
and set up a love connection,
333
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,651
and sell our most expensive
marble urn
334
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,520
in the same three-minute
conversation.
335
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,488
Well, I'm not totally sure
about the love connection.
336
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,590
I'm still waiting for Doris
to text me back.
337
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,493
- Right.
- So.
338
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,694
Uh, was there something
that you wanted to say to me?
339
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,330
- What?
- Uh, just earlier,
340
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,532
it seemed like you were trying
to tell me something.
341
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:09,369
Oh! No, I think it was about,
um, vacation days.
342
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,704
- Ah.
- Yeah, you had mentioned two weeks.
343
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,506
So I guess I was
just wondering,
344
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:18,245
Um, how many two-week vacations
are available per year?
345
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,314
Well, tell you what,
why don't we start with one
346
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,216
and then we'll just go
from there.
347
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,053
- Okay. Yeah. That could work.
348
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,754
- Great.
- Great.
349
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:35,028
Honestly?
Nothing is more natural...
350
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:38,598
um, aside from maybe the...
thread count in these sheets,
351
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:42,269
but that's okay!
'Cause you're a woman now!
352
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,372
Um, and nothing about that
is embarrassing.
353
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,309
I'm not embarrassed,
I'm scared!
354
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,111
I mean, you were talking
so much
355
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,579
about your high thread count
linens...
356
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,781
Yeah. Well, I think it's
gonna come out.
357
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,384
And how they were made
by Egyptians or something?
358
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,787
No, I'm well aware of that.
Um, so...
359
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:05,425
So, uh, I think my sister
has some wonderful products
360
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,460
in there for you.
361
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,297
Uh, health accessories,
362
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:14,234
so feel free to help yourself
to those.
363
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,768
Um... okay.
364
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,775
Uh...
365
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,479
So you can just tie that
around your waist, okay?
366
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,682
Yeah, thank you.
367
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,719
Mmm... okay.
368
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:43,263
Equality. Freedom. Marriage.
369
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,834
These are the rights
of every community,
370
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:51,738
and even more specifically...
the business community.
371
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,344
No faction of society deserves
to be discriminated against,
372
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,813
Especially women who...
are in business faction.
373
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,720
One of my top priorities
will be to...
374
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,856
to change people's misguided
375
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:16,196
and ignorant perceptions
of women like you.
376
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,631
You did not choose this life!
377
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:22,802
No, each one of you was born
to be an entrepreneur.
378
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:31,278
Why don't I open up the floor
to some of your concerns?
379
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,546
I want to elect someone
who understands the pressures
380
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,349
of working and raising a family.
381
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:39,752
Very nice, yes. I love that.
382
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,921
- Working and...?
- Raising a family.
383
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,790
- And raising a family.
384
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,493
Well, John, my husband will
back me up on this,
385
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,595
I had a six-and-a-half
season career
386
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:52,499
as an actress in television,
which I put on hold
387
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:56,169
to devote all my time
and energy
388
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,805
to raise two million dollars
for charity.
389
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,509
- And two children.
390
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,777
- Oh, yes, and two children.
391
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:08,648
Hmm? And on top of that,
I managed a staff of twelve.
392
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,717
- You ran your own business?
393
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,819
- Household staff, yes.
394
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,755
Ronnie says you've only
lived here a year?
395
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,424
That's true, Ronnie,
thank you,
396
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,526
but I am a quick study.
397
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:23,830
Karen, I learned tonight that
you run a gravel business, yes,
398
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,965
and you, Audrey, you manage
a team of accountants,
399
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,066
and you, Tara,
400
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,569
you're very concerned
about your inverted nipples.
401
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,506
Which I assumed
was public domain;
402
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,642
there were a lot of you around
when she told me.
403
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,714
Well, ladies, I'm-I'm not that
different from any of you.
404
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,584
I had my first job
at the age of ten,
405
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,753
sweeping up hair
in a beauty salon.
406
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,722
I will never forget the value
of a hard day's work.
407
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,392
Believe me when I tell you,
if elected,
408
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,728
I will put just as much work
into my time on council
409
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:59,666
as you women put into
your businesses every day.
410
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,010
- Oh, being in business myself,
411
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,546
I've attended quite a few
of these functions,
412
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,615
and this one was quite
the success.
413
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,584
Yeah, I think your wife's
gonna do okay.
414
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,252
Well, she pulled it off,
didn't she?
415
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,488
Considering she came in -
well, we both did -
416
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,590
thinking everyone was...
- Black?
417
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,529
No. I mean that everyone
was leaning...
418
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,331
- Younger?
- John, we should go.
419
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,999
- No, what I mean is that, uh,
420
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:37,370
that I am very comfortable
seeing women with other women.
421
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,739
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, that didn't come out right. I...
422
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,008
M-Moira and I have been
very, very supportive
423
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,412
of the LGBTQ community.
424
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,513
Oh, John... John.
- For...
425
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,449
Did I leave out a letter?
426
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,384
Thank you so much,
Ronnie.
427
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,886
I love your friends
and I really loved that dip.
428
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,324
Oh, the dip was incredible,
really, for men and women.
429
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,591
That's...
- Good night.
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