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- Well, how's that for timing!
- What do you mean?
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We both stepped out
exactly together.
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- We didn't time this.
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- I know we didn't time it.
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- What's your point?
- That is my point!
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- We-we both stepped out,
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and we didn't know the other
person was stepping out,
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at exactly the same time!
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Yeah, why are you yelling
at me right now?
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Well, I'm just explaining
the good timing of this,
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when no explanation is needed.
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It's just, it's the good
timing, it's...
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Okay fine, I don't get it,
but, whatever.
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Oh my god, is that David?
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- Oh...
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Oh, hey.
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David, where did you get
this car?
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Oh, this car was paid for
by my employer.
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We felt I needed a more
efficient way to get to work.
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- So she bought you a car?!
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- It's a rental.
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Do you think I'd allow someone
to buy that car for me?
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- Well, this-this is so great.
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Thank God we have
a car again!
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Um, very unclear on the "we"
part of that sentence.
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Yeah, your brother's
right, Alexis,
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this is his car, not ours.
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We don't have a car,
and he does.
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- Okay, are you okay?
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- Yes, yes, I-I'm just happy
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the Roses are moving up
in the world.
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There's a button missing
on your jacket.
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- What?
- Oh ew, you poor thing.
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*
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Are those turkey
sausages?
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- Yes.
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Well, maybe, maybe I'll just
sample one.
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- Okay.
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- Everything okay over here?
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Yes it is, Twyla.
Just great.
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If uh, if you could add
this to our tab,
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that would be wonderful.
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Add it to your tab.
Yeah, um...
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- What, is there a problem?
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Unfortunately, we can't put
any more on your tab, Mr. Rose.
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We have a limit as to how much
you can charge on it
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without actually making
any effort to pay.
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- Oh, I see.
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- So, here's your bill.
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- Okay, thank you. Just uh...
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Leave this with me, Twyla,
and I'll take care of it um...
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this afternoon, or... tomorrow.
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This afternoon
would be great.
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Well then, this afternoon
it is!
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And If not, then you know,
tomorrow.
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- Morning.
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- Morning. Tomorrow morning.
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Thank you!
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Um, what is going on?
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Oh, nothing, nothing.
Nothing's going on.
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It's just I've gotta move
some money around,
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make sure things are... liquid.
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- How much trouble are we in?
- Who said we're in trouble?
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I've dated enough
Wall Street losers
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to know that "making things
liquid" is not a good thing!
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No, no, we're fine.
We're fine, honey.
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No, no, I just had to use my
unemployment cheque this month
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to pay for all the raw milk
that "we" ordered.
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- Okay...
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Um, well like, what can I do?
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Just don't tell your mother,
okay?
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Or your brother, I mean,
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they're too fragile
to handle this.
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And no one really needs
to worry.
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Well, you might wanna tell
that to your face.
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Oh you are here,
thank goodness!
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Stevie, does this computer
get internet access?
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- It does.
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- Please log on immediately.
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- Okay...
- Jocelyn has made allusions to certain...
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sensitive photographs
from my past.
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Uh, are you sure you don't
want me to just leave you
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to do this on your own?
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- No, I can't type,
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and I don't care to relive
my days as a secretary.
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- Oh... Okay.
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Uh, just give me a minute,
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because we're only one small
step above dial up here.
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It's hardly surprising
that Jocelyn
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would suddenly uncover these
in the middle
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of a political campaign.
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I suppose I just expected
more from her.
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Okay, there's a bunch
of you with O.J. Simpson.
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And you with Robert Blake.
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"The Top Eleven Photographs
of Moira Rose
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with Future Murder Suspects."
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Well, that's not
what I'm looking for!
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Why were you in a paddle boat
with Phil Spector?
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- And doesn't he looks good?
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That was the one time he let me
play with his hair.
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It was a sunny aft... you know,
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I shouldn't have
to explain myself.
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Okay well, there's a bunch
here that could qualify
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as incriminating, so...
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- Okay.
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I did a series of very
tasteful nudes
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with Richard Avedon
in the 70's.
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- I see. Um...
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This is really not
in my job description so...
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- Why aren't they coming up?
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What, do you have some kind
of childproof lock
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on this internet?
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Hm, nope, that would make
my job very boring.
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- Oh, keep scrolling, please.
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See David, this is what
happens when you wash your face
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with a bar of motel hand soap!
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- It's a zit. People get zits.
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I mean, I've always had
clean, radiant skin,
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but I'm an anomaly.
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- It's not a zit, David.
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I think it's just my anxiety
clogging up my pores.
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- And forming zits.
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- Oh! Ohhh my God, no!
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- What is going on with you?!
- I need to save this!
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Wait, you're gonna put
that on your face,
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after it's been on the floor?
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I don't even wear good socks
in here!
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Okay, there are things
going on right now
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that you don't know about.
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- Like what?
- Like things I that can't talk about, okay?!
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I know about your dandruff
shampoo.
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- That is preventative,
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and that is not what
I'm talking about!
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David! David, please!
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Hey! Wait, can you
help me please?
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- No, I can't help you!
- Can you help me please?!
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No!
David, it's urgent!
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- What is it?
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Darling, I'm afraid
you and I have arrived
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at an awkward moment in our
parent/child relationship.
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I'd argue that moment
happens daily.
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It seems that there are some
nude photographs of me
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on the internet...
- Oh!
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and I would like you
to search for them.
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- That's a real quick no.
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Um, you can ask literally
anyone else.
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- No, I tried to ask Stevie,
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but her computer
is several years old,
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and apparently quite prudish.
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If someone has to find
naked pictures of me,
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better you than a stranger
in a storm cellar!
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- Is it though?
- What's going on?
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There are nude photos of me
all over the internet.
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Um, are you sure you're not
thinking of mine?
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- Nothing's coming up.
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What search words
did you use?
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- Uh, your name, and "nude."
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Three words I thought
I'd only have to type
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if I was held at gunpoint.
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- Okay, try "effervescence."
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No, I'm sorry, "small
umbrella."
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No wait, "Siamese Eels."
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Oh... okay, no.
There was nothing.
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- I don't see anything.
- You don't understand, we must find them,
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so we can then get rid of them!
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Honestly!
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Can no one find nude photos
of me on the internet?!
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*
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Um, could I have like,
a glass of water,
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Or if there's a tap outside,
or like, a hose.
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- I can get you a tea.
- Thanks, Twy.
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- Between you and me,
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I know how hard it can be
to pay off debt.
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My uncle Ken only has three
fingers now,
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which is too bad,
because he's deaf,
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and he only speaks using
sign language, but...
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he made his choices.
- Mhmm...
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The amount of times that
I run into you in this place
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is like, out of a romantic
comedy.
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- I'm sorry, what?
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- Is everything okay?
- Um...
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Yeah, totally.
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I mean, I have a pimple
because I washed my face
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with dirty hand soap,
but, no biggie.
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Yeah,
just don't look at it.
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Thanks.
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- One tea, on the house.
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- Thanks, Twy.
- No smoothie today?
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No, not today, I um,
I forgot my purse at home.
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Oh well, if you want
a smoothie,
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I can get you a smoothie.
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No, no, no, no,
don't worry,
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because then I would have
to pay you back,
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which is gonna be hard because
my entire family is broke,
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and we can't afford
to eat right now, so.
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Oh wow, I'm sorry
to hear that.
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- Mhmm, me too.
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- Well hey, I don't know
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if this is something you'd be
interested in,
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but my secretary just quit,
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and if you need the cash...
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That's so sweet, but I would
be uncomfortable
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accepting free money.
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- No, no, you'd be working.
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Doing her job, and I would
pay you for it.
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- Oh!
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But there would be animals
around all the time?
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That is generally what
one can expect
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when working at a vet clinic,
yes.
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- Hmm!
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- Well, thanks for the ride.
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We've really been taking
advantage of those rides,
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haven't we?
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You know, I never thought
I'd be in this situation.
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Getting a ride home from work
by my son.
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That's the situation
you never thought you'd be in?
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Um... I need to go
to Elmdale, so...
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Working man!
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- Yes.
- Busy busy.
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- Mhmm.
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- You know it's funny,
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It didn't seem that long ago that you
were relying on me for everything.
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Like when you were taking
your harpsichord lessons,
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and I would drive you.
- I was seven.
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All the lessons
that I paid for,
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and schooling...
- Okay, What is happening here?
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Nothing, nothing, I'm having
a little chat with my son,
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that's all, do I have
to pay for that?
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Last I heard, you didn't
have to pay...
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You and Alexis, I've been
getting some very weird vibes.
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What did Alexis say?
What did she say?!
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Well, she- she didn't
say anything.
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Should she have said something?
- No, no.
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- What is going on?!
- It's...
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I've over extended a little
bit this month.
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Financially, I-I could use
some gap financing,
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that's all.
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- Well, should I be concerned?
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- No, no.
- Well, how bad is it?
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It's pretty bad,
it's pretty bad,
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and you know, this is so
awkward for a father
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to come to a son for money.
- Well, believe it or not,
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this is actually not
the most awkward
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parent/son request
I've gotten today, so...
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If you need money,
I can give you money.
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- Well, thank you, David.
248
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,415
- So...
249
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,451
Oh my God! What are you doing?
250
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,021
Well, I was trying
to give you a hug.
251
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,155
- I-I get the gesture.
- I should've undone the seatbelt.
252
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,825
Okay, well then, let's just
leave it at a gesture.
253
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,960
- Okay, let's just leave it.
- Um yeah, let's leave it.
254
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:00,928
- High five, son.
- Uh well, okay, okay. - All right, okay.
255
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,465
So I've been thinking
about your job posting,
256
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:05,766
and I have decided
that I am interested.
257
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,701
- Great!
258
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,902
But I would like
to interview for it.
259
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,170
Just like everybody else.
260
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,205
- Are you sure about that?
261
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,775
Because I already offered
you the job.
262
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,176
No I know, I just, I don't
want any special treatment.
263
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,278
And it's really important to me
264
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,080
that I feel like I really
earned this.
265
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,783
- Okay, uh, have a seat.
266
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,451
- Okay.
267
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,088
Okay...
268
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,059
- Ahem!
269
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,194
Okay! So...
270
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,263
- Just... a second.
271
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,334
Okay.
- Okay.
272
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,104
Have you ever worked
as a receptionist before?
273
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,873
- That would be a no,
274
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,008
but I have dealt with a lot
of receptionists before,
275
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,410
and so I feel like I have
the right temperament for it.
276
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,245
Okay, and how are your
typing skills?
277
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,148
- Well, you've seen me text.
278
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:59,152
Mhmm... And how are you
at spreadsheets?
279
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,888
Okay, I'm just gonna stop you
right there.
280
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,756
I'm loving this Q and A,
281
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,792
but I think what's important
right now,
282
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,860
is my positive attitude.
283
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,528
And I don't wanna brag,
284
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:12,966
but "Us Weekly" once described
me as "up for anything."
285
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,068
So...
- O-kay.
286
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,137
Yeah, great.
287
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,907
Well, I think that's all the
information that I need for now,
288
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,109
So thank you very much
for your time,
289
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,377
and I will be in touch.
290
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,848
Thank you very much
for your time.
291
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,117
Did I get the job?
- Yeah, yes. You got the job.
292
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,252
- Okay! Okay.
293
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,021
You're a really good actor.
294
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,355
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
295
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:45,032
Stevie, I knew I could
trust you to find them.
296
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,199
The only thing is,
if you want me to print it,
297
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,335
our printer's not working.
298
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,237
- Oh dear.
299
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,539
Yeah, all those online
perverts should be put
300
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,808
in a paddle boat,
and sent out to sea.
301
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,576
- No, that's not me.
302
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,445
- That's your face.
303
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,513
Yes, it's my character
from "Sunrise Bay,"
304
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,050
but it's been put on the body
of what I can only assume
305
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,452
is an Indonesian lady boy.
306
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,354
- Ohhh!
307
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,223
I thought maybe you just
had a tan.
308
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,425
- So this is it.
309
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,027
- Yeah, I think so.
310
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,996
Um, I would really rather not
dive any deeper.
311
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,430
- No, it's not necessary.
312
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,100
Because I ended up in some
really scary, dark places
313
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,570
of the internet that I would
rather not revisit, so...
314
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,439
I am suddenly overwhelmed
with regret.
315
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,910
It's a new feeling for me,
316
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:33,346
and I don't find it
at all pleasurable.
317
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,449
You regret that embarrassing
photos of you aren't online?
318
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,953
No, I regret that
they're lost.
319
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:44,992
They were the one perfect
memorial to who I once was.
320
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:49,362
And I should've appreciated
those firm round mammae,
321
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,866
and callipygian ass,
while I had them.
322
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,435
If you're talking about
your body, uh...
323
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,470
I think you still look amazing.
324
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,109
Then allow me to offer you
some advice.
325
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:07,514
Take a thousand naked pictures
of yourself now.
326
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,051
You may currently think,
"oh, I'm too spooky."
327
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,254
Or, "nobody wants to see
these tiny boobies."
328
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,424
But believe me, one day
you will look at those photos,
329
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,227
with much kinder eyes and say,
330
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,463
"dear God, I was
a beautiful thing!"
331
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,498
- Will I?
- Mhmm.
332
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,672
Oh, and make sure you submit
those photos to the internet.
333
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,342
Otherwise, your own children
will go looking for them one day
334
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,145
and tragically,
they won't be there.
335
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,118
And please keep in mind that
336
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,154
I had a negative balance
in there last week.
337
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,655
- Yeah, whatever you can spare.
338
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,591
You know, a couple hundred,
Three...
339
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:55,028
Four...
- Okay, how much do you actually need, though?
340
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:58,298
- $560.00
341
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,534
- So my entire paycheque, then.
342
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,402
Okay.
343
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,407
- What just happened?
- I don't know.
344
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,442
It says there's an error
with your PIN.
345
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,111
- I can see that! I can see that!
- All right.
346
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,579
- All right, calm down, calm down.
- I can see that!
347
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,381
You only get a few
chances here.
348
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,949
I just must've typed in
the PIN number wrong.
349
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,551
It's actually just "PIN,"
you don't have to say,
350
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,519
"PIN number," that's redundant.
- Okay, okay, wow, are you doing this right now?!
351
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,588
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, go ahead.
352
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,160
- What is going on?!
353
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,695
All right, first of all,
just stop for one second,
354
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,131
because you've only got one
more chance at this, all right?
355
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,332
So focus on the numbers!
356
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,234
- I know my number!
357
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,336
It's the same PIN number
that I've had for years!
358
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,971
- The same "PIN!"
359
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,373
Okay, can you just take a-
take a big step!
360
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,075
Thank you so much!
- All right, remember, this is your last chance!
361
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,210
- Arghhh!
362
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,349
- What just happened?
- Well, it ate my card.
363
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,251
- Well, press eject!
- There's no eject on this machine!
364
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,586
Well, what this?
There's eject.
365
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,622
- That's "cancel," that doesn't do anything!
- All right, press the green one!
366
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,258
I'm pressing "cancel,"
okay, nothing happens!
367
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,260
- Well, press something else!
- What do you want me to do?!
368
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:00,627
- Get the card back!
- We can't get the card back! - Why?
369
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,298
- Wow!
370
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,699
- So I was able to retrieve it,
371
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,401
and it looks like this
is a new card.
372
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,270
Thank you, yeah,
it is a new card.
373
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,638
- Did you use the proper PIN?
374
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,440
Yeah, that's what
I asked him.
375
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,175
Of course I used
the proper PIN.
376
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,244
I know my PIN number,
it's my birthday.
377
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,279
- Happy Birthday!
378
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,248
No, the PIN number
is my birthday.
379
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,649
- He keeps saying PIN number.
380
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,417
Did you start with the
temporary PIN that we sent you?
381
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,219
- What? What temporary PIN?
382
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,321
- Ah, see?
- No "see!"
383
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,756
- None of that, listen!
384
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,226
I phoned someone here,
a teller, I think,
385
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:36,363
who told me that I didn't need
a temporary PIN number!
386
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,764
- Oh, which teller?
387
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,666
Because it's only me
and Carol here.
388
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,803
- It was a while ago.
389
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,406
It says the account
was opened last week.
390
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,208
Okay, I just need to take out
some money for my dad.
391
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,478
Um, because my family
is in debt.
392
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,647
So if you could help me
help him,
393
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,150
that would be a wonderful thing.
394
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,452
Of course, I just need you
to pick a new PIN.
395
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,321
- Okay.
396
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,357
It's 7-2-8-3.
397
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,259
Sir, you just said
your PIN out loud.
398
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,560
So I suggest you pick
another one.
399
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,330
- What about my birthday?
- No!
400
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,232
- It's easy.
- It's not easy.
401
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,202
- Nothing's easy about this.
402
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,569
Okay, where...what?
403
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,808
I never saw myself having
like, a normal job.
404
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,411
But I think it's gonna be kinda
nice to make money and stuff,
405
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,280
and like, help out a bit more.
406
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,382
- You're working for your ex.
407
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,384
David, Ted wouldn'tve
hired me
408
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,785
if he thought it was a bad idea!
409
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,255
Ted also proposed
to you twice,
410
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,391
so I'd say Ted's decision making
skills are a little suspect.
411
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,859
Okay, well I will
have you know
412
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,428
that I went through the same
interview process
413
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,630
as everybody else.
414
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,299
He asked me several questions,
most of which I answered.
415
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,767
- Oh my God!
416
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,271
Well kids, you'll never guess
what I just found outside.
417
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,474
My button!
418
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,543
Things are looking up!
419
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,314
I have something
for you.
420
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,284
Oh, Alexis, you didn't
have to do this.
421
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,685
- Open it.
422
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,620
- Oh, honey.
423
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,425
- "My deepest condolences?"
424
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,165
"I know things have been
tough lately,
425
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:22,669
but I'm here for you,
and hope this helps.
426
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,704
Love, Alexis."
427
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,746
Was there supposed to be
something in here?
428
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,748
- In where?
429
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,351
- In the card?
430
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,420
- What do you mean?
431
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,655
- Oh, it's just the card.
432
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,192
Yeah, I thought you could use
some support.
433
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,427
So...
- Ohhh!
434
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,696
Wow!
435
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,431
That was really beautiful.
436
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,567
And very generous.
437
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,537
- Thank you.
- Both my kids are generous.
438
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,307
And I'm one very grateful dad.
439
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,675
Very grateful.
440
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,444
Awww!
441
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,679
Bring it in, big guy.
442
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,515
Yeah, I don't know if that's
something I wanna do right now.
443
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,450
- David, Dad's poor right now!
444
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,884
- He's not poor anymore!
445
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,953
Because someone gave him more
than a cheap card!
446
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,489
- Okay, okay, that's enough.
- Okay. Oh.
447
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,361
What's-what's this
about?
448
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,397
I was just uh... hugging
my kids.
449
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,566
- Why?
450
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,503
- I found my button.
- Alexis got a job.
451
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,405
- Alexis got a job!
- Yeah.
452
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,342
- Alexis? Oh, how wonderful!
- Yeah!
453
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,877
- Wow Alexis, look at you!
454
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,813
Just starting out on a shiny
new future!
455
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,488
- Whew! Okay, good night, kids.
456
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,789
- I'm gonna get changed.
457
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,190
- Okay, sure.
458
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,597
You know, all things
considered, Moira,
459
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,766
I'd say we have a couple
of pretty great kids.
460
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,368
- Mhmm.
461
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,936
They say it's through our
children that we stay young.
462
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,740
But I haven't seen much effort
on their part.
463
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,810
You're still thinking about
those photos.
464
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,579
- Oh, I can't help it, John.
465
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,583
The last traces of my juvenescence
vanished into thin air.
466
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,819
Well, perhaps they're not
the last traces.
467
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,656
- What does that mean?
468
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,693
Why don't you look
in my folio?
469
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,666
Inside pocket.
470
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,871
Oh, you dirty dog!
471
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,673
- Well, what can I say?
472
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,476
- When did you take this?
473
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,778
- Greece, 1987.
474
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,980
- Oh, I loved those earrings.
475
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,551
And that skin.
476
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,720
And that hair.
477
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,422
- I'm no Avedon, honey,
478
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:59,459
but I would say you still
look pretty spectacular.
479
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,362
- And that's all that counts.
480
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,638
Now how do I get this
on the internet? John!
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