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Ah-ah!
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Where were you, Grady?
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I was just standing behind
you reading the paper.
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And I was the one
who said "Ah-ah!"
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No, I mean where have you
been since early this morning?
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Well, traveling, Rollo.
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It's a two-hour bus ride
from my daughter's house
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out in Westwood.
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Hey, man, that
was five hours ago.
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Oh.
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Yeah, well, you see,
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the bus that I got on, it
went through Beverly Hills,
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and when it got into
Beverly Hills and stopped,
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I decided to get off.
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For what?
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To mingle with the hoi-palloi.
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You know, so
that's why I'm late.
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I started walking up and
down those Beverly Hills streets,
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up to hoi and down to palloi.
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And Rollo, after looking at
those millionaires' homes,
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I got carried away.
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Carried away by the
Beverly Hills mansions?
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No, by the Beverly Hills police.
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They don't like
us walking around
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looking at those
millionaires' homes.
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You mean you got busted?
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Oh, no, just questioned
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and directed to
the number 83 bus.
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Where is Fred and Lamont, Rollo?
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Reckon they're
out looking for you.
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Oh. You know what, Rollo?
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What?
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I-I just think
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I'm going to move out
of my daughter's house.
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I mean, I just feel
so miserable there.
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Hey, man, it's natural
to feel that way.
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It is?
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Sure it is. Look, man.
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I mean, you're living
with them, right?
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Yeah.
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And you feel like you're taking
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and not giving them
anything, right? Right.
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Well, tell me this.
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How did they like
the housewarming gift
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you gave them?
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Well, they never said thank you.
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Why not?
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I never gave them one.
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Well, that's the problem, Grady.
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Hey, man, give them a gift.
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You know, a nice
housewarming gift, man.
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Then they'll be grateful to you.
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Then you'll feel good
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because you gave them something.
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Oh. Wow. You're right, Rollo.
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Hey, that's really great.
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I'll go get them
something that they want,
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and then they'll really
be glad they met me.
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Right. Yeah. Thanks, Rollo.
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And I know just the
thing to get them.
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What?
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An original oil painting
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for over the fireplace
in the living room.
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And I'll get it
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from one of those very
expensive art stores
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and spend my very
last cent on it, $67.80.
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All right, now,
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the only way you're going to
get anything out of this exercise
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is to get your knees
up to your chest.
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Come on, now. Come on. Come on.
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You see that this
exercise... Can you feel that?
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Here, like this. I sure can.
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That's it. All right.
Now, this exercise
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is good for stretching
the hamstring muscles.
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All right. How many
should we do, coach?
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Well, you do 10, and
then you build up, all right.
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Now, let's see... We
want to get these to here.
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Okay, now, one, two, three.
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There it is. That's
it, that's it. There.
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Perfect, just perfect.
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Two... That's it.
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Three... four... five.
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Now, how does that feel?
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Oh, I feel it, I really feel it.
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Good, good.
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After you gentlemen
are done feeling it,
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I'd like to see the coach
in the kitchen, please.
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Sure.
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Why don't you change
places. I'll be right back.
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Okay, coach.
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Did you, uh, did
you just drop that?
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No, baby, I didn't
just drop that.
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That is our winter
crop coming in.
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Oh, well, hey.
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Look, the celery is doing fine
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and the radishes
are nice and red
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the greens are all
nice and green, and...
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Oh, my goodness,
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look how nice those
legs are coming in.
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I can't wait for dinner.
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I think I'm eating out.
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Well, listen, hon.
What's the matter?
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Well, it's 4:00,
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and we're having
a dinner party at 8
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on the dining room table.
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Now, if you don't get the
UCLA track team off of it,
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we're going to have a
very lumpy tablecloth.
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You got it.
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Is my father home yet?
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Poppy? No, I haven't seen him.
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Well, I hope
everything's all right.
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I mean, it's getting late.
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Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine,
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so why don't you just
come on over here?
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Will you stop that? Hmm?
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Hal... I mean, you
know what you are?
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What?
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You are a sex maniac.
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I mean, I married a sex maniac.
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Thank you, dear.
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No, it's my pleasure.
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Oh, it's been a
pleasure of mine.
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Over here.
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Oh, you got it.
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Hi, Ma. Hi, babe.
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Daddy not home yet?
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Uh, Roger, this is
my mom and dad.
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Yes, Mom and Dad.
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Hey, Roger, how are you doing?
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Hiya, Coach.
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I'm coming out for the
freshman track team
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this year.
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I'm really looking forward
to training under you.
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I followed all your
records at Chicago
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and I read all about you
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when you were on
the track team here.
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Oh, man, you were
something else.
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Incredible.
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Me and Hal Marshall...
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Roger, Roger... Uh,
what's your event?
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Oh, he does the
two-minute handshake.
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Roger's going to help me with
my homework. Come on, Rog.
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Bye, coach. Wow.
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Are you done with me?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, but would you get Tweedle
Dumb and Tweedle Dumber
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off my dining room table?
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Sure, but how about
a quick kiss first?
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Ask them.
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You know, Ellie, sometimes,
I don't think you realize
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that you are living
in the same house
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with the great Hal Marshall.
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Well, now, how could I forget?
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Hey, son.
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Hi, Pop. Ma... Yes, baby.
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Why'd you put
those two white guys
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on the dining room table?
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They're gonna love this.
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They're gonn... Wow!
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Oh, they're going to
love it, love it, love it.
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Hi, Gramps.
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Laurie, what in the
devil is wrong with you,
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walking into a room
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where your grandfather is and...
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Is he bothering you?
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He is my friend.
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Roger, this is my Grandpa Grady.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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I left my notebook
in your bedroom.
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I'll be right back.
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In the bedroom?
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Oh, it's all right.
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We were just doing our homework.
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Homework in the bedroom?
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See you later, Laurie.
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So long, Rog. Bye, Gramps.
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Uh, Laurie,
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if you do the homework
in the bedroom,
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what's the name of the course?
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Oh, Grandpa.
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Oh, Grandpa.
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What you young ladies need today
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is more housework
and less homework.
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Homework, in the bed...
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What is... Poppy!
What is going on?
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I mean, where have you been?
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Well, I...
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Don't you know that I'm
having a dinner party?
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You said you were going to help.
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But I am going
to help you, Ellie.
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But when, Pop?
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But, I mean, that's
what I was doing.
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I was out getting you
a present for the party.
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A present for the... Oh, Poppy.
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I mean, Poppy, you
didn't have to do that.
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Uh, Poppy, I'm sorry
that I yelled at you, but...
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Hey, no, no, it's all right.
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I love it when you yell at me.
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I mean, that's what
families are supposed to do
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in their own homes.
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Right.
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They're supposed
to yell at each other.
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Wait a minute.
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Go get my son-in-law. I
want him to see this too.
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Okay. Hal?
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Oh, that's magnificent.
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Oh, good goobly goop!
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Well, come on.
What do you think?
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Well, um...
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I just can't find the
right words, Poppy.
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Yeah, I know exactly
what you mean.
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Um... Um... Great.
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Great colors.
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What a body.
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This is a rare classic,
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made on velvet
with fresh paint...
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And it was signed by the
man who runs the store.
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Isn't that something?
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Yes, that's something.
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May I see you in
the kitchen, Harold?
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Sure.
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Uh, hey.
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Hey hey.
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Hey hey!
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Yeah, Poppy, you
shouldn't have done it.
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Thank you.
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Was it very expensive, Grandpa?
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Eh, Sugarpoo, it's,
it's not the money.
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It's the thought that counts...
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Oh, Grandpa...
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And I thought I spent $67.80.
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The worst painting
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I have ever seen
in my entire life.
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Oh, come on, Ellie.
Now, you're just jealous
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because she's
thinner than you are.
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Uh, you're not funny, Harold.
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I mean, all those
university people coming,
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and what's the first
thing they're going to see
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when I open the door?
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A naked lady with her
fingers in her mouth.
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Ellie, you're not going
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to get dressed for the party?
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Uh, Hal, would you just
go out and take it down?
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No, I can't do that.
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Now, just think about
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how your father's going to feel.
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I am thinking of how my
husband is going to look.
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To whom?
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Oh, to Professor Stoneham,
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your coach, Boomer
Bradley, your colleagues.
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Baby, listen, just go
out and take it down.
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All right, all right, I'll
go out and take it down,
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but you're going to have
to tell your father why.
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Oh, you are a
coward, aren't you?
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I mean, that's what
you are, a coward.
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No, no, no. I am a sex maniac.
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You are a coward.
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Okay, you know,
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I'm going to show you
what kind of coward I am.
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I'm going to go right out there
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and tell him exactly the truth.
262
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,586
I'm going to tell
him that I love it
263
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,421
and you can't stand it.
264
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,390
No, really, that's
what I'm going to do.
265
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,160
Now, who is this? Avon lady?
266
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:41,619
I mean, it is too early
for anybody to be here.
267
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,001
Poppy.
268
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:48,893
Oh my, Ellie, it's beautiful!
269
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,142
It's the first thing
that hits your eyes
270
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,677
as you open the door.
271
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:55,945
Right.
272
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,781
It just comes blasting
right out at you.
273
00:13:58,805 --> 00:13:59,982
Wow. Step outside and try it.
274
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:00,983
What?
275
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,285
No, no, no. Go outside.
276
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,054
Make believe you're a
guest coming for the first time.
277
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,055
Poppy!
278
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:09,325
No, it's all right.
279
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,360
Would you open the door, please?
280
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,595
Uh, no, guests
must ring the bell.
281
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:17,133
I don't believe this.
282
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:22,738
♪ Who is it? ♪
283
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,440
Would you open the door?
284
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,504
Poppy, I think you
better open the door.
285
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,415
Well, good evening.
286
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,417
Is there anything
that strikes you
287
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:40,522
as being outstanding?
288
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,758
Oh, yes.
289
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,194
Mr. Wilson... I
mean, now, that is...
290
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,130
a beautiful painting.
291
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,165
Well, thank you. Come again.
292
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,189
See, I told you...
293
00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:03,445
Uh, I think everybody
should... get dressed.
294
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,282
Yeah, Poppy, let's get dressed.
295
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,283
Oh, of course.
296
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,285
I mean, after all, I
want to look right
297
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,220
when those people
from the university
298
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,288
come to my house.
299
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,289
You look fine.
300
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,691
I want the folks
from your alma mater
301
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:19,984
to really like your alma father.
302
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:38,147
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Devore.
It's good to see you.
303
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,171
Come on in.
304
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,738
Uh, excuse me, Professor.
305
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,140
Can I get you something?
306
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,908
No, thank you,
Mr. Wilson. We're just fine.
307
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,744
Did you want
something, Terestia?
308
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,868
Do you have any carrot juice?
309
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,786
Uh, I'll see if I can
squeeze you some.
310
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,623
Aren't you the professor
of art at the university?
311
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,525
Yes, I am.
312
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,329
Well, now, may I ask
313
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,931
your honest,
unprejudiced opinion
314
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,067
of the piece of art
over the fireplace?
315
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,601
Oh, well, personally...
316
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,736
That I bought with
my last penny?
317
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,440
I love it.
318
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,141
And on the back,
319
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,978
there's a very
important piece of paper
320
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,645
with writing on it.
321
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,582
Uh, probably the
story of the painting.
322
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,073
No, the model's phone number.
323
00:16:55,348 --> 00:17:01,630
I'll see if I can get
you some carrot juice.
324
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,265
Coach, everything all right?
325
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,266
Mrs. Bradley?
326
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,634
Wonderful, thank you.
327
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,169
It's great being
in your house, Hal.
328
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,437
We've come full
circle, haven't we?
329
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,638
I mean, I remember the time
330
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,375
you came out for
track 15 years ago.
331
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,477
Look at him. He
hasn't changed a bit.
332
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:18,047
Still in great shape,
dedicated, team came first,
333
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,316
holds three records
here at the school.
334
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,885
Hey, let me ask you something...
335
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:26,555
Do you still have
the same thighs?
336
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,191
Yeah, I think so.
337
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:34,630
Phyllis, feel those thighs.
338
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,965
Come on, come on, don't be shy.
339
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,502
Come here. Feel them.
340
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,704
Are those thighs?
341
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,242
Yes, Boomer.
342
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,544
Well, Coach, I can see
you're having a great time.
343
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,545
I'll talk to you later.
344
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,779
Good.
345
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,980
He's going to make some addition
346
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,249
to our athletic department.
347
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,316
Well, thank goodness
348
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,551
he isn't in the art department.
349
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,652
Why?
350
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,421
Why would he hang that picture?
351
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,422
I don't know.
352
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,789
He should have hung the artist.
353
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:05,528
Phyllis...
354
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,097
Oh, the Sullivans, how are you?
355
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,632
I'm so glad you could make it.
356
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,458
This is the best
that I could do.
357
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,281
It's tasteless.
358
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,782
It's the worst
combination of colors
359
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,517
I've ever seen.
360
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,008
You should be used to that.
361
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:50,206
You know ugly. I know
ugly. What could be uglier?
362
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,675
An ugly picture.
363
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,778
My dear, that is the
epitome of bad taste.
364
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,881
The rest of the room
is in beautiful taste,
365
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,251
but this painting...
366
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,343
May I have your
attention, please?
367
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:13,028
I want to say
368
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,097
that I gave this
tasteless picture
369
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,032
to my daughter as a present.
370
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,067
Now, she knew it was tasteless,
371
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,437
but she hung it up anyway
372
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,173
because she didn't
want to hurt my feelings.
373
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,109
My daughter and son-in-law
374
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,979
have as much class
as anybody in this room,
375
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:36,152
and a lot more nice,
376
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:40,055
so don't you think
that they're stupid.
377
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,124
It's me who's stupid.
378
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,726
Oh, Poppy, wait a minute.
379
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,463
No, no, wait a minute,
Poppy. What are you doing?
380
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,431
I'm going to take
my tasteless picture.
381
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,067
I'm going up to my room.
382
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,725
Poppy...
383
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,233
Anyone want a drink?
384
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,085
That's it.
385
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,988
That was just stupid.
386
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,213
Just plain dumb.
387
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,532
I don't belong
here, it's what it is.
388
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,889
I don't belong here.
389
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:34,365
I'm leaving, leaving,
leaving, leaving.
390
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,752
Listen, uh, would you relax?
391
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,354
Now, how can I relax?
392
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,022
He'll be all right. Come here.
393
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,191
Oh, Hal, listen. I've
called everywhere.
394
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,259
I mean, where is he?
395
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,860
Easy. Now, he's a grown man,
396
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,262
and he can take care of himself.
397
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,654
Okay? All right?
398
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,506
I didn't have the
money for the bus.
399
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,376
Poppy! Where have you been?
400
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,578
We have been going crazy.
Come in here and sit down.
401
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,012
No, no, no. You sit down.
402
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,014
I don't want to sit
down. I just need some...
403
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,717
Poppy, sit down. Just sit down.
404
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,585
I don't want to sit down.
405
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,555
I just want to borrow
some money for the bus.
406
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,956
Poppy, just tell us
where you've been.
407
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,758
No, no, now, don't
ask me where I've been,
408
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,560
because I don't want
to have to tell you
409
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,128
that I'm leaving.
410
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,464
Leaving?
411
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,699
Poppy, why do you want to leave?
412
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:36,538
Because I'm just
taking, taking, taking.
413
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,141
I'm not giving, giving, giving.
414
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:43,479
That's why I'm leaving,
leaving, leaving.
415
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:47,015
Taking what? You're
not taking anything.
416
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,652
He's right, Poppy.
You're giving.
417
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,487
What do I give?
418
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:55,056
Oh, Poppy. Remember
what you used to tell me
419
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,292
when I was little? Huh?
420
00:21:56,316 --> 00:22:01,062
You used to say if a
tree don't have no roots,
421
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,666
you don't have no tree.
422
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:05,567
Now, that's what you
give this family, Poppy,
423
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:06,591
our roots.
424
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,071
I give that?
425
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,574
Yes, Poppy.
426
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:13,975
And the tackiest
painting I've ever seen
427
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:14,976
in my entire life.
428
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,379
Ellie, Ellie, listen...
No, I mean it.
429
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:19,415
Hal, she's absolutely right.
430
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:22,606
I mean, my picture made
your house look ugly.
431
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,587
That dumb painting
432
00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:29,291
shouldn't make us
uncomfortable in our own home.
433
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:33,061
Poppy, you bought that painting
because you love us, right?
434
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,699
And we hung it
because we love you.
435
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:37,723
Enough?
436
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:39,958
Hmm?
437
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,139
Enough.
438
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:47,075
All right.
439
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,478
Hey, come here, man.
440
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,012
Oh, Poppy.
441
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:56,852
All right, I'll... I'm
going up to my room.
442
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,887
Uh, oh, Ellie?
443
00:22:58,911 --> 00:22:59,988
Yes, Poppy?
444
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:05,327
Uh, I hate flowered
sheets in my room.
445
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:10,098
I mean, they make me feel
like I'm sleeping in a forest...
446
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,623
with Bambi and the
chipmunks and squirrels.
447
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:22,400
Uh... get solid purple.
448
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:27,983
Uh, Hal?
449
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,485
Yes, dear.
450
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:32,788
I hate solid purple.
451
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:36,113
Get purple.
452
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,933
♪ Oh, the mairzy
doats And dozy doats ♪
453
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,603
♪ And liddle lamzy divey ♪
454
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,438
♪ A kiddley divey too ♪
455
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,039
♪ Wouldn't you? ♪
456
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,041
♪ Zep dee dep... ♪
457
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,309
Hi, Poppy.
458
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,677
Hey.
459
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:56,678
Kids home from school yet?
460
00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,013
Yeah. Haywood come in,
461
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,882
and he came in
with a whole bunch,
462
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,718
and they asked me to
fix some chocolate milk
463
00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,287
to go with their
chocolate chip cookies.
464
00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:08,123
Hey, Gramps...
they loved it. Thanks.
465
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,525
Uh, what?
466
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,882
The picture in Haywood's
room... What a body!
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