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- Hello!
- Hi!
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- Hello?
- He-e-ey!
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- So what's up, tell me...
- Hello to you too!
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Have you loaded up yet?
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I've gone to the office, they called,
told me to come over.
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It's always like this, I call just
as you're about to go somewhere...
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That's just it, when you call
something like this always happens...
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- Go on, I'll call you back.
- Go on then, call me. Will this take long?
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- I don't know.
- I'm going to bed soon!
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I'll have to get a document,
I don't know... I'll find out now.
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Go on then,
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I'll call back soon...
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- Hello!
- Well, hi again.
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- Huh?
- Hi again!
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- Hi again to you too.
- So are you loaded up or not?
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No, I'm just going
to the loading station.
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Come home...
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on...
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What do you mean "come on"?
Are you talking to me?
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Yes I... Come on,
come on, come on...
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Who are you talking to?
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To a driver.
Come on, come on.
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Come on, come on, come on...
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Come on, come on, come on...
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Stop!
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Alright then, come on,
let's not waste money.
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Tomorrow, if everything's OK,
I'll head out... I'll call you.
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Alright then!
"Good night darlings"!
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What darlings? Some people have
a good night... but some don't!
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Ah, you've still got to load up...
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Yes.
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Well whatever,
you'll bring tasty things.
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- Bye then.
- Bye, that's everything.
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- Well bye.
- Bye.
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Incidents? Well how can I say...
there were even incidents with guns.
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There were times
when I was threatened with a gun.
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I don't remember now, I think it was
somewhere before Krasnye Baki.
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So... we were parked at night at a rest
stop... there were a lot of trucks there.
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Gangsters came along too... so.
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One of them had a sawn-off, knocked on
the window with the barrel: give us money!
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I've had my share of it.
I had it. Had it all.
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But... let's say...
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I didn't pay, didn't pay and that's that.
It's a matter of principle.
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I'm not going to pay and that's that!
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I understand everything of course...
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they're hooligans... serious guys.
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I understand everything.
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But don't forget, we were young once and
also knew a thing or two about what they do!
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Yes they're hooligans, but that doesn't mean
that we're not made cut from the same cloth.
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We're hooligans too, only a little older...
that's it, the only difference!
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So God's been merciful, so merciful...
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although there've been so many
situations, I've had it right up to here!
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I just don't even want to remember...
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it's so distasteful and...
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well... I've been lucky, I've come out of
all these situations with my honour intact.
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I think so. My man's honour,
no one's brought me down.
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Yes?
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Hi!
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Heya!
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So what's up, where are you?
What are you doing?
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I'm driving.
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- Valya!
- Yes?
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Can you at least cook me some
dinner there, some kind of a feast...
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What dinner, you're not coming back.
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But I want you to be ready,
just in case I come back early.
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I don't want you to say
"You're back? You're back!
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So, buy these things from the shop,
I've got nothing at home...
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Valya, for God's sake,
you'll completely kill my mood.
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Meet your husband properly.
I'm asking you in advance...
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meet your husband properly.
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Get some food in reserve to cook
some kind of nice dinner...
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But you're coming before
breakfast the next day!
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Well alright,
I'll cook something.
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I'll call you later to find out
when exactly you're coming.
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Valya, there are mushrooms
lying around somewhere!
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Where are the mushrooms?
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At home, where we keep the preserves.
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There are...
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There are... I'm fed up of them,
I've been eating them all week.
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- Salted mushrooms?
- Yes, they're there!
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Hah! There, then you'll say to me,
"There's nothing, everything's finished."
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Nibbles away at everything quietly...
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Aleksei, you haven't been
at home since the 5th!
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With a little bit of sour cream,
some nice little onions...
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OK, OK. I'll do it.
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That's it! And I'll buy a little
bottle of some nice wine...
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And we'll celebrate your birthday
and my holiday too, yes!
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And your birthday too...
both of ours!
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No!
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But you're not going to be home
on your birthday again!
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Well, whatever...
go on,
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the money on my
phone's almost gone.
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Go on, that's it.
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Go on, I'll see you tomorrow.
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Go on, that's it.
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Well bye then.
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Lie down Irbis lie down, lie down.
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Why don't I give you a bread roll,
do you want a roll?
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He'll eat his fill and calm down.
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Lie down, lie down Irbis.
Lie down!
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Sweetie! Lie down...
lie down, lie down...
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what a restless dog.
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Lie down, lie down, lie down...
Lie down!
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Go on, lie down!
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Now he's doing it by himself,
lying down when he wants to.
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What a good boy, clever dog, clever dog.
Good dog, good dog...
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we'll heal our little doggy,
we'll heal him.
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We love to be nice to him,
we love to be nice to him...
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yes, we do.
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One time last year
I was transporting fruit too...
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I was in my "native" Bashkiria.
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The traffic police stopped me,
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sent me to the checkpoint,
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let's say it was for "registration".
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It's not a secret that
you need to pay protection
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if you're carrying Uzbek fruit.
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But naturally all these questions
get sorted out at once, without discussion.
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It cost 100 rubles to get...
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to get, let's say, a "pass".
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But this cop didn't think this was enough.
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So he kind of started on me, kind of,
"What did you just call me?"
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Even though hadn't called him anything.
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At first I was a bit surprised.
I thought, "What's he up to?"
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Then it started to get through to me,
bloody hell, what a provocation!
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That's it, he jumps out
from behind his table
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and starts to push me in the chest,
to punch me in the shoulders,
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he tried to put me in some kind of a hold,
I don't know what they teach them there...
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I headed for the door!
He wouldn't let me.
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Well, then I joined in...
lifted him a little by his trousers,
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slipped outside,
but he got all tensed up, jumps outside
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and bellows to the guys with rifles
outside: "Arrest him, he punched me!"
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That's it!
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Those guys held me at gunpoint,
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"Go back into the checkpoint." I say,
"No, I'm not going to the checkpoint.
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Shoot me here!
If you think it's right, shoot me here.
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I'm going nowhere."
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They both say, "Go on, back inside!"
I say, "I'm going nowhere."
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But I feel that there's
already nowhere for me to go...
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they'll drag me back inside the checkpoint
and then stitch me up good and proper.
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All the more so because the first cop
is bellowing from his "hencoop",
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"Drag him in here! We'll throw him
in the cage and we'll show him!"
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But I'm shouting too, "Hey, everyone,
look what a scene they're making!"
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Well, people here are curious,
everyone turned to look at once
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They're watching,
and what a picture it is!
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Haha...
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These bitches of cops,
look what they're doing to simple people.
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Then a guy I know drove up...
we parked together in Orenburg.
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He says, "That's it, give him his
documents back or I won't go away.
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I'll call the ambulance,
the fire brigade, the police...
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...everyone, every service you have
here in Bashkiria, I'll invite the lot!"
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Well, obviously, the cops twigged that it
wasn't worth making such a meal of it...
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brought my documents back,
gave them to me...
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and we drove off together.
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They didn't let us get married back then.
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At the wedding office they said,
"Why bother, you'll get divorced anyway!
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He'll come back from the army
and you'll get divorced..."
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Well...
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we didn't get divorced!
He came back... we got married!
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We got married...
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and it's alright, we've been living
together for more than 30 years already.
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But now it's already shameful
to get divorced, we've got children.
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You can't give a bad
example to your children.
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But I live like a divorced woman...
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he can't stay home for long,
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and I can't handle it when
he's at home for a long time.
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And I think that he's
already so used to the road…
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he's getting itchy feet.
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Even though he says he doesn't want
to drive, he wants to stay at home...
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but he probably already can't
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...stay at home
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...like I do.
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We're so different,
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he goes all over the country,
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but I'm always at home.
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And he's always on the move.
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We have completely different lives.
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What a huge truck...
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it's scary.
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I try not to think about it,
about how scary it is.
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He drives...
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so it's not scary,
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but when it's not scary you can drive,
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you can work.
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Pilots fly...
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they're not scared,
cosmonauts...
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aren't scared...
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divers...
lots of people aren't scared...
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everyone works.
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If you're not scared
then nothing will happen.
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Granddad!
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What did you buy for me?
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Hello!
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"From far away
our Tsar and Father is came!"
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- But what did you buy for me?
- Wait, Maksim. First for Granny.
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- Granny? What for?
- Granny here was a birthday girl,
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but Daddy...
Granddad wasn't here!
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So we should congratulate
Granny on her birthday.
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I understand...
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oh Aleksei, what a huge beard!
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Have you been living in the wilderness?
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So, now something for you, Maksim.
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Thank you!
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What's this, Maksim?
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- A bus.
- That's right, a bus!
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It's for you.
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Look what a big bus I've brought you!
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Ooooh... yes!
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You've never had a bus before!
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You've got all kinds of vehicles,
but you haven't had a bus before.
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Aleksey, why,
I've already forgotten it was my birthday.
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No-o-o!
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It's happened already...
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Valya, I'd have come earlier,
I wanted to, but the thing is that...
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Such a grand explorer!
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Maksim, you probably
need to unwrap it here...
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What a great explorer!
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Go on, let's go,
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let's go.
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Don't hurry
don't hurry. Easy.
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Inside, fast!
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Hosanna!
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Hoorah!
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Hoorah?
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Good, let's sit.
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How is it?
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The heat's working...
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Is the snow melting?
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It's melting.
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Why've you shut your ears?
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It's so hot!
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It'll be OK soon,
you'll get used to it.
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That's it, you see,
everything's good.
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You'll go to the steam room now!
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Well, are you ready?
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- Umm...
- We're going to wash?
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Yes?
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- Yes.
- No!
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No? Are we going to steam?
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No, let's sit more.
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I'll sit, you go and steam.
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Aha... you'll sit here?
242
00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:00,330
Woah!
243
00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:02,930
Woah!
244
00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:07,330
I'll sit there, further away,
on the wooden bench.
245
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,970
Ooo!
That's good! Ooo!
246
00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:14,250
Anyone fancy keepinp Granddad company?
247
00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:15,290
No-o-o...
248
00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:16,470
Ah?
249
00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:19,330
children are drinking.
250
00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:27,450
Oh, that's good, that's good
251
00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:32,130
...goo-o-o-d!
252
00:22:42,410 --> 00:22:44,690
Oh, that's good...
253
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:49,170
We should have prepared the branches.
254
00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:54,770
Dance Russia, dance Russia,
there's going to be a war...
255
00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:57,010
That's enough, singer!
256
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,850
Come on.
257
00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:02,730
Dance Russia, dance...
Russia, dance...
258
00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:04,770
- That's it!
- Rinse yourself off.
259
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,210
- Rinse?
- Yeah.
260
00:23:10,930 --> 00:23:13,610
Wow!!!
261
00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:17,470
How is it?
262
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,010
It's good, do it again.
263
00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:19,890
That's it.
264
00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:21,010
You've done.
265
00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:22,850
You shouldn't
use to much cold water.
266
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:25,810
Aaah, it's cold!
267
00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:29,090
You're free!
268
00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:31,190
That's it.
269
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,850
Being close to home?
270
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,650
9 points.
271
00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:05,250
Well, leave it for now...
272
00:24:05,330 --> 00:24:06,930
9, let's not use
numbers more than once.
273
00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:09,210
Friendly colleagues?
274
00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:11,290
That's important too...
275
00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:13,450
It's important...
I'll put 7,7!
276
00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:14,630
Of course...
277
00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:16,150
7!
278
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:20,970
Here's... independence and
responsibility of your position - 6.
279
00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:24,370
- 6!
- 6!
280
00:24:24,570 --> 00:24:25,810
But what will 5 be?
281
00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:27,210
Here is...
282
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:28,730
Career is 5.
283
00:24:29,490 --> 00:24:31,770
But will experience get 4?
284
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:32,970
Yes, 4...
285
00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:37,330
4 experience and new knowledge,
let's put 3 for career...
286
00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:38,810
Career... no.
287
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,850
Career... have you given something 5 yet?
288
00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:42,770
Not yet.
289
00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:44,330
So give career 5!
290
00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:45,850
5 for career,
291
00:24:46,890 --> 00:24:49,210
3 for high intensity.
292
00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:52,410
Your interests and pastimes?
293
00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:53,610
Creativity!
294
00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:55,330
What creativity?
295
00:24:56,050 --> 00:24:57,290
I create stuff...
296
00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,050
What do you create, I've never
seen you create a single thing...
297
00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:01,270
And so on...
298
00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:02,330
etc.
299
00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:03,410
Write etc.
300
00:25:03,530 --> 00:25:04,630
Etc...
301
00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:06,490
Fishing!
302
00:25:06,570 --> 00:25:07,170
No-o-o.
303
00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:09,170
Fishing!
You love fishing.
304
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,450
If you had time you would fish.
305
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,370
Fishing!
306
00:25:13,610 --> 00:25:14,810
Why not!?
307
00:25:15,770 --> 00:25:19,410
You don't even think about sport,
but you love fishing.
308
00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:24,690
Watch it on television all the time.
309
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:28,250
- You carry a rod in your truck.
- I'll write technology.
310
00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:30,330
Well write technology.
311
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,810
And fishing.
312
00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:36,010
Well just you try watching fishing again
313
00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:38,330
if you're not interested!
314
00:25:38,810 --> 00:25:41,050
And don't drive rods around
315
00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:43,690
and don't go on fishing trips!
316
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:47,730
Well, that's it,
the work is done.
317
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,370
Let me check it.
318
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:51,850
Here, take it.
319
00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:54,890
I'll correct your mistakes...
320
00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:58,650
That's it, I won't correct anything more.
321
00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:00,530
What's written is written!
322
00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:03,970
Take it.
323
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:09,530
Place of study,
why haven't you named your place of study?
324
00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:12,050
Parish school.
325
00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:12,770
Yes, I know.
326
00:26:12,850 --> 00:26:14,689
But you need to write down your school!
327
00:26:14,690 --> 00:26:16,890
I don't need to write anything, Valya!
What is this...
328
00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:18,130
It's written there...
329
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,570
We don't need to write anything!
330
00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:20,849
Give me the pen!
331
00:26:20,850 --> 00:26:22,330
I'm not writing, I'm not writing
332
00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:23,130
Give me the pen!
333
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:25,410
Aleksey, let me read it...
what's this about?
334
00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:27,770
- That's it, it's all written down, everything.
- OK.
335
00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:29,290
It's all written down.
336
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:32,290
It's not for the Ministry
of Internal Affairs.
337
00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:34,930
I can't see anything about
your criminal record...
338
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,730
That's it,
everything's written there!
339
00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:38,970
Leave it, "Hands Off Vietnam".
340
00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:40,190
Would you like a tangerine?
341
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,490
- Valya, that's it...
- Let me read it, Aleksey...
342
00:26:42,570 --> 00:26:44,650
Don't ask me any more
questions, I'm fed up.
343
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,490
Take this. The last one.
344
00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,610
Clean it, Aleksey, clean it...
345
00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:49,830
What?
346
00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:52,890
You yourself don't eat them
when they're like this...
347
00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:53,930
What?
348
00:26:54,010 --> 00:26:55,450
What am I...
349
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:58,450
a goat who eats grass?
350
00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:00,010
Here.
351
00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:01,230
There!
352
00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:02,510
Calm down!
353
00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:09,930
He's our pacifist.
354
00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:12,810
So, hold him, hold the pacifist.
355
00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:17,490
Why did you bring the lead,
do you think we'll need it?
356
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:21,090
Well, I need to touch him,
feel where it's painful.
357
00:27:21,170 --> 00:27:23,850
Yes, go on, put his muzzle on, go on.
358
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,769
He'll probably let you
touch him without a muzzle.
359
00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:30,650
- No, Valya, he's still got teeth.
- Well, just in case.
360
00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:33,570
- Yes, he still has teeth!
- All dogs are different.
361
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:37,290
He won't come into the
house all winter after...
362
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,370
Well, that's it.
363
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:42,130
Aleksey, you'll have to hold him...
364
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:43,690
Yes, I'll hold him.
365
00:27:44,170 --> 00:27:46,010
- So, what's his name?
- Irbis.
366
00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:48,650
Feel him, don't be afraid.
He's not aggressive.
367
00:27:51,490 --> 00:27:52,810
It's bad...
368
00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:54,930
there's nothing to be done.
369
00:27:55,490 --> 00:27:57,730
The tumour's grown so much...
370
00:27:58,170 --> 00:27:59,330
It's OK, it's OK...
371
00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:00,850
Can't he see?
372
00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:03,250
Probably not...
he can't see out of one eye.
373
00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:06,090
And the other one has clouded over too...
374
00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:08,970
- Irbis, Irbis...
- Don't be scared...
375
00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:10,850
So, his ear...
376
00:28:15,410 --> 00:28:16,730
No, it's useless...
377
00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:18,930
I can't take out this tumour.
378
00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:21,050
- Can't?
- Yeah, it's too big.
379
00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:23,506
- I should have called earlier?
- yes, you should have called earlier...
380
00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:26,010
Aleksey, why didn't I call earlier?
381
00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:28,490
My baby...
382
00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:35,330
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, thank you!
383
00:28:37,490 --> 00:28:39,290
Lie down, lie down...
384
00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:42,450
What did the doctor say?
385
00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:47,890
He said that it's too late to do
an operation, I should have called earlier.
386
00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:50,610
Irbis, my good boy, come to me.
387
00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:57,290
Come to me my boy,
come here quickly.
388
00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,970
Come here.
Irbis, come to me.
389
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,650
Why didn't I call the doctor earlier?
390
00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:15,650
My good boy...
lie down.
391
00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:31,050
My protector.
392
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,930
You see, the doctor said earlier that
the operation would kill you...
393
00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:43,370
but you still live on,
and would survive a second operation.
394
00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:56,370
Well, Irbis, we'll still get better, right?
395
00:30:03,690 --> 00:30:05,770
He's lived with us for 13 years
396
00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:10,170
and I haven't been afraid of a thing
when I've been at home alone, I slept...
397
00:30:10,610 --> 00:30:15,290
my eyes and my ears, and my teeth and my
lock, and everything on earth for me...
398
00:30:19,370 --> 00:30:23,690
I slept for 12 hours and
wasn't scared of a thing... all night.
399
00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:28,090
I knew that a lock doesn't keep
you safe like a dog does.
400
00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:32,250
And he barks at the right time,
and he'd bite if he needed to...
401
00:30:32,930 --> 00:30:36,530
he never bite anyone in his life,
no-one even stepped...
402
00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:39,530
...on his territory.
403
00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:47,850
So there you go, relax.
404
00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:49,370
Lie down.
405
00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:57,730
A few months ago I was driving along just here
through Chuvashia through these mountains!
406
00:31:58,330 --> 00:32:02,850
But normally in the mountains you let rip when,
you're going downhill to reach the top again.
407
00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:07,770
Well, but if there are cars in front you try
to go around them, they're going slowly.
408
00:32:07,850 --> 00:32:14,170
a light car cames up behind me...
we moved away from each other...
409
00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:17,930
Naturally I go into the left lane,
go round the car, reposition...
410
00:32:18,010 --> 00:32:21,489
But I can see him flashing his
lights at me, but I can't brake!
411
00:32:21,490 --> 00:32:24,410
It means that he'll
accelerate but I'll brake!
412
00:32:24,530 --> 00:32:27,370
I went around the car,
got into the right line.
413
00:32:27,450 --> 00:32:29,370
And now please, go, overtake me!
414
00:32:30,530 --> 00:32:33,490
No... he goes around me
415
00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:37,170
and starts to brake sharply in front of me!
416
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,730
Starts forcing me
to slow down on this mountain!
417
00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:42,370
But I'm thinking,
"Get fucked!"
418
00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:44,290
and didn't brake.
419
00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:46,810
He understood his mistake,
420
00:32:47,490 --> 00:32:48,590
hit the gas...
421
00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:50,250
and tried to pull away from me!
422
00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:52,330
And I hit the gas too,
and sat on his tail.
423
00:32:55,370 --> 00:32:58,850
It always strikes me at such moments...
424
00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:01,210
that he's in a light car,
but I'm in this thing.
425
00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:04,170
He weighs 700 kg,
I weigh 40 tonnes.
426
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,730
And if I won't be able to slow down,
427
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,970
it'll be his last time joking around!
428
00:33:10,130 --> 00:33:11,410
Well, if an elephant...
429
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,650
goes into the road,
430
00:33:14,690 --> 00:33:16,170
and he comes to meet it...
431
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:18,850
I don't think he'll throw
himself at the elephant,
432
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:23,210
because if the elephant sits on him
then there'll be nothing anyone can do.
433
00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:25,530
Not with a spade,
not with pitchforks, nothing.
434
00:33:25,650 --> 00:33:27,490
But why he masses...
435
00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:29,850
with a vehicle like mine...
436
00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:31,190
I can't understand.
437
00:33:32,890 --> 00:33:35,570
And where's his guarantee
that he's the man,
438
00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:37,930
while I'm the village idiot,
439
00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:39,929
maybe I'm a psychopath
440
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,690
Maybe I've even been sectioned
441
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:42,870
maybe I'm certified coocoo,
442
00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:47,090
but I'm driving anyway.
443
00:33:56,690 --> 00:33:57,890
Ah...
444
00:33:58,810 --> 00:34:00,370
the cops have come,
445
00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:03,290
going to strip someone bare.
446
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,690
Stop!
447
00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:07,050
Irbis...
448
00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:31,130
Go eat...
449
00:35:31,290 --> 00:35:33,010
go.
450
00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:43,290
His whole kennel is stained with blood.
451
00:35:45,290 --> 00:35:48,170
Oh, I don't know
what to do with him...
452
00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:51,370
poor poor thing.
453
00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:56,610
I'll need to knit him a clean hat.
454
00:36:20,690 --> 00:36:25,490
Lie in the sun warm yourself.
455
00:36:36,650 --> 00:36:39,050
Lie down, lie down.
456
00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:36,650
He couldn't wait for you,
just by a little bit.
457
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:38,650
Yes...
458
00:40:15,370 --> 00:40:20,410
At 2M5 are there really such
assholes, asshol..?
459
00:40:20,490 --> 00:40:21,890
Well...
you understood.
460
00:40:26,370 --> 00:40:28,890
Just try taking 10 tons
on our fucking roads.
461
00:40:28,970 --> 00:40:33,210
Our roads are falling apart,
remember the spring road taxes.
462
00:40:33,370 --> 00:40:35,810
They're dickheads,
real dickheads!
463
00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:39,570
Look how many cars there are,
they're messing up the road...
464
00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:42,050
It's fucked up,
just try taking 10 tons along here.
465
00:40:42,130 --> 00:40:45,550
Even a Lada could mess up our road,
to hell with it!
466
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,890
In one word they're
dickheads and that's it!
467
00:40:48,170 --> 00:40:53,130
Until they sort out where all the money
gets to we won't get real roads.
468
00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:57,090
Guys, who knows
what's going on up ahead?
469
00:41:01,490 --> 00:41:04,730
The bridge is broken,
so it's going slowly.
470
00:41:06,850 --> 00:41:09,210
Guys, everyone who's ahead,
where they're fixing the road,
471
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,210
don't let any fucker drive
past the traffic jam!
472
00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:13,706
Clever bastards. Nothing's moving,
but they're getting through!
473
00:41:13,730 --> 00:41:16,330
We can go at 40,
there's no other way.
474
00:41:17,570 --> 00:41:20,090
Yeah, we can go at 40,
but for fuck's sake...
475
00:41:20,170 --> 00:41:22,490
we won't have any wheels left afterwards,
476
00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:24,290
they'll never make it over that bridge.
477
00:41:24,570 --> 00:41:27,850
It's really interesting,
everyone pays for these roads, right?
478
00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:32,050
These companies, businessmen and so on.
That's it, I guess I've paid, fuck it...
479
00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:35,450
No, bitch, they're a mess,
pay us again...
480
00:41:36,010 --> 00:41:37,690
I'm fucking shocked.
481
00:41:38,690 --> 00:41:41,570
There were two problems:
idiots and roads.
482
00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:44,810
The idiots got smart.
There's just one problem left: roads.
483
00:41:44,890 --> 00:41:47,250
Everyone's smart and
no one wants to do anything about it.
484
00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:52,450
Guys, you agree don't you?
We've paid...
485
00:41:52,530 --> 00:41:56,210
Every year it's the same, they're trying
to take taxes even from cyclists.
486
00:41:56,570 --> 00:41:58,810
And they're still taking our fucking money.
487
00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:01,570
I can't understand,
they're taking money twice!
488
00:42:01,650 --> 00:42:03,570
It's just not fucking right!
489
00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:07,410
It'll just get to court, this thing,
that's how it is right?
490
00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:09,650
Some smart guy there,
I don't fucking know.
491
00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:10,890
He'll stop them.
492
00:42:10,970 --> 00:42:13,890
He'll say,
"What is this shit, guys?"
493
00:42:14,810 --> 00:42:18,250
But the law's already there!
Go ahead, go to court!
494
00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,250
And who the fuck is going to win?
495
00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:27,650
Fuck...
496
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,490
This morning I heard on the radio...
497
00:42:30,570 --> 00:42:34,490
that Luzhkov (mayor of Moscow)
fucking thought up a fourth road,
498
00:42:34,570 --> 00:42:39,210
some kind of fourth ring-road,
to let transport through...
499
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:43,010
the fourth ring-road will be built...
500
00:42:43,090 --> 00:42:48,330
well, it must cost 400
billion to build it...
501
00:42:48,410 --> 00:42:50,930
fuck it, that's where all the money's gone!
502
00:42:53,130 --> 00:42:56,410
Guys, what's it looking like
on the way to Moscow?
503
00:42:59,170 --> 00:43:01,970
On the fucking way out
there were some traffic police.
504
00:43:02,850 --> 00:43:04,410
Thanks, got it.
505
00:43:07,890 --> 00:43:11,050
Ah, guys, all that money and
we have no fucking idea where it is.
506
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:14,370
No one has a clue where it goes,
for fuck's sake.
507
00:43:14,850 --> 00:43:16,330
Inflation eats it up.
508
00:43:16,410 --> 00:43:20,970
Zhirinovsky said right: you invest money
where there's no fucking inflation,
509
00:43:21,050 --> 00:43:24,730
roads, for fuck's sake,
schools, stadiums...
510
00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:29,330
Look how national trade
exhibition used to be...
511
00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:31,570
fucking hell, that's the centre...
512
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,170
shit, what a fucking
amazing picture it was.
513
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,210
But now it's a fucking dump,
514
00:43:36,290 --> 00:43:38,770
it's fucked, they make
the trade exhibition out of that.
515
00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:43,090
Why the hell should we be proud?
516
00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:48,410
Turkish underpants, fuck them all,
or Chinese children's toys...
517
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:54,650
It's just fucked up, I'm angry
for my country for fuck's sake.
518
00:43:55,450 --> 00:43:58,690
What did we suffer for,
what did we fucking struggle for?
519
00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:01,570
They could at least fucking listen to us!
520
00:44:01,650 --> 00:44:04,170
They have their special services.
521
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:08,370
Even when you're talking
on your mobile they can listen in.
522
00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:11,370
We have democracy now,
we can say anything!
523
00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:15,410
Well maybe anything,
but in a hidden way, fuck it.
524
00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:18,770
I agree, there's no need to get personal.
525
00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:21,930
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
526
00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:26,210
Imagine everyone
who died in the war, yeah.
527
00:44:26,290 --> 00:44:31,330
They really died with pure souls, with full
hearts, for the best reasons, for happiness...
528
00:44:31,410 --> 00:44:35,810
if they woke up, if we got them up,
they'd see.. they'd be so fucking angry.
529
00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:41,450
Yeah, yeah. My late father, when all this started,
all this fucking nonsense, Perestrika...
530
00:44:41,530 --> 00:44:47,210
Fuck them all, he said, I won't live
to see the end of all they're doing.
531
00:44:47,290 --> 00:44:50,170
Was it for no fucking reason, he says,
532
00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:54,690
that I was in fucking prison camp
for 25 years, fucking around there?
533
00:44:54,770 --> 00:44:56,490
What was I doing there fuck your mother?
534
00:44:57,250 --> 00:45:00,330
Where the fuck are you rushing off to,
you asshole.
535
00:45:03,690 --> 00:45:05,090
Clever fucker.
536
00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,089
I went to get a newspaper...
537
00:46:07,090 --> 00:46:09,330
On Wednesday...
I was thinking,
538
00:46:09,410 --> 00:46:12,410
"I'll get Argumenty I fakty
and I'll read it, drink some tea".
539
00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:16,530
With the paper under my arm I see
that Roma's coming down from the hill.
540
00:46:16,610 --> 00:46:18,770
He says, "Mum, don't be scared,
541
00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:20,890
Dad didn't manage to phone you...
542
00:46:20,970 --> 00:46:22,690
he called me."
543
00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:25,290
I can't ask...
544
00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:31,490
Roma goes on, "Don't be scared, he had some
trouble and they took him to hospital...
545
00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:36,490
I guess he's got it pretty bad, looks like
he's got a perforated stomach ulcer."
546
00:46:37,930 --> 00:46:39,410
Of course...
547
00:46:41,730 --> 00:46:46,050
he often didn't pay
attention to his health.
548
00:46:49,490 --> 00:46:51,450
I told him to make an observation test.
549
00:46:51,530 --> 00:46:54,730
It's always that way
until something big happens.
550
00:46:55,770 --> 00:46:59,010
All men are like this in Russia,
551
00:46:59,170 --> 00:47:02,450
they don't really like
to look after their health.
552
00:47:03,450 --> 00:47:05,290
Either it's this mentality,
553
00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:09,450
or they get so tied at work that they have
no strength to take care of themselves.
554
00:47:11,450 --> 00:47:13,570
It's hard to say.
555
00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:17,409
Well, it's nothing,
556
00:47:17,410 --> 00:47:19,930
we'll get through it.
557
00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:23,130
I think we'll get through it.
558
00:49:10,610 --> 00:49:14,690
Attention! The subscriber you have
called is on international roaming
559
00:49:14,770 --> 00:49:18,290
in the territory of the United States,
please hold...
560
00:49:18,850 --> 00:49:20,690
- Hello?
- Hi!
561
00:49:21,490 --> 00:49:23,850
- Hi.
- You're coming home?
562
00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:27,330
- Yes, I'm coming home of course.
- How are the batteries?
563
00:49:27,810 --> 00:49:32,810
I've got two, I'm using one now,
one's in the boot...
564
00:49:32,890 --> 00:49:34,690
It's charging?
565
00:49:34,770 --> 00:49:37,650
Well, how can it charge?
It's charged already!
566
00:49:37,730 --> 00:49:39,570
I'm joking...
567
00:49:40,930 --> 00:49:42,530
Are you far away?
568
00:49:44,810 --> 00:49:45,910
Ah?
569
00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:49,130
Say that again.
570
00:49:51,490 --> 00:49:53,890
Oh, I can't hear you for some reason.
571
00:49:55,770 --> 00:49:58,130
Can't understand a thing,
can't understand a thing.
572
00:50:00,490 --> 00:50:04,370
Unfortunately you've lost the connection,
try making another call.
573
00:50:24,770 --> 00:50:27,410
I think he won't make any more long trips.
574
00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:30,090
At least as a long-distance trucker.
575
00:50:31,530 --> 00:50:35,010
Maybe just in a light car.
576
00:50:36,210 --> 00:50:41,010
That's it, gone the distance
both morally and physically.
577
00:50:41,170 --> 00:50:43,330
He doesn't want to and he can't.
578
00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:45,490
He already hates this job.
579
00:50:54,130 --> 00:50:56,730
You said that you're
coming home early today?
580
00:50:56,810 --> 00:50:59,130
Well, you know how it happens...
581
00:50:59,210 --> 00:51:02,850
on Friday a bunch of
trips always come up...
582
00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:07,370
You said that by 12 you'd go
to the tax office and come home.
583
00:51:07,450 --> 00:51:10,850
- Let's eat something!
- I know that it all starts with this!
584
00:51:10,930 --> 00:51:12,210
- Let's eat something...
- Let's!
585
00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,130
It's not bad!
586
00:51:19,050 --> 00:51:20,210
Try it!
587
00:51:21,450 --> 00:51:22,650
Wonderful!
588
00:51:24,010 --> 00:51:25,170
Ye-e-es!
589
00:51:25,410 --> 00:51:27,450
You know that
I only cook nice things!
590
00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:29,090
No, this is wonderful!
591
00:51:30,050 --> 00:51:31,150
Ye-e-es!
592
00:51:32,770 --> 00:51:36,370
But tell me first,
who taught you to cook this way?
593
00:51:37,730 --> 00:51:39,610
Who taught me?
594
00:51:42,570 --> 00:51:43,690
I taught you.
595
00:51:43,770 --> 00:51:44,730
You taught me?
596
00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:45,910
Yes.
597
00:51:48,090 --> 00:51:51,210
- I've got a surprise for you!
- Go on, tell me.
598
00:51:51,330 --> 00:51:56,290
I propose that given the end
599
00:51:56,370 --> 00:52:01,530
of your career as a
long-distance trucker...
600
00:52:01,650 --> 00:52:02,890
So...
601
00:52:03,130 --> 00:52:05,370
I've decided to give you a present.
602
00:52:05,810 --> 00:52:07,450
You're leaving me!
603
00:52:07,530 --> 00:52:11,010
Well now!
You wish!
604
00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:14,490
- You're leaving me...
- In your dreams...
605
00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:20,210
- I want to give you this map!
- Wow...
606
00:52:23,130 --> 00:52:25,010
But I'm not...
607
00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:28,729
I'm not driving any more.
608
00:52:28,730 --> 00:52:33,650
I didn't want you to forget
in your old age where you'd been!
609
00:52:34,330 --> 00:52:37,010
But why isn't there any...
610
00:52:37,810 --> 00:52:38,810
Any what?
611
00:52:38,811 --> 00:52:39,970
Afghanistan!
612
00:52:40,770 --> 00:52:43,610
But this isn't a map of the USSR,
613
00:52:43,690 --> 00:52:45,770
when you went there
it was part of the USSR.
614
00:52:45,850 --> 00:52:47,209
There's no Tadzhikistan either!
615
00:52:47,210 --> 00:52:50,609
So, what's this, Ukraine!
But where is Romania?
616
00:52:50,610 --> 00:52:53,010
It's gone, there's no Moldavia or Romania.
617
00:52:53,090 --> 00:52:54,770
Where are Moldavia and Romania?
618
00:52:54,850 --> 00:52:56,289
Look, they're gone!
619
00:52:56,290 --> 00:52:58,530
And where were the biggest mountains?
620
00:52:58,610 --> 00:52:59,690
Tadzhikistan!
621
00:52:59,691 --> 00:53:02,210
More than 4000 km.
622
00:53:03,210 --> 00:53:06,090
When you're going
through the mountains
623
00:53:06,530 --> 00:53:08,810
you go through the clouds...
624
00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:10,250
like a plane.
625
00:53:10,410 --> 00:53:12,330
You climb, you go through the clouds.
626
00:53:12,410 --> 00:53:13,970
Then you drive above them
627
00:53:14,050 --> 00:53:16,289
and already the clouds
628
00:53:16,290 --> 00:53:17,730
are lying beneath you,
629
00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:19,610
like you're in a plane.
630
00:53:19,650 --> 00:53:22,489
And you crawl your way up the mountain,
there's snow.
631
00:53:22,490 --> 00:53:24,810
You go over to the other
side of the mountain
632
00:53:24,890 --> 00:53:26,930
and there's good weather there...
633
00:53:27,010 --> 00:53:30,330
and from there you can
see this green carpet,
634
00:53:30,410 --> 00:53:31,650
it's so beautiful!
635
00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:33,670
And there are flocks of sheep,
636
00:53:33,690 --> 00:53:35,690
just like this, white specks.
637
00:53:37,330 --> 00:53:39,490
I'm always giving you new things,
638
00:53:39,570 --> 00:53:41,530
but what have you got for me?
639
00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:43,770
- For you?
- Aha...
640
00:53:44,490 --> 00:53:46,530
Let's buy...
641
00:53:47,570 --> 00:53:49,770
Mmm?
A new saucepan?
642
00:53:50,650 --> 00:53:51,750
No,
643
00:53:53,710 --> 00:53:56,770
what's it called...
devil take it!
644
00:53:56,850 --> 00:54:00,490
- "The Wedding Ring and the Saucepan"?
- No...
645
00:54:01,610 --> 00:54:04,530
- Peeling!
- Oh, yes!
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