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[upbeat rock music]

- Oof.

- Sheesh.

- Not good.

- What's not good?

- The toppings. You loaded it

with all the heavy ones.

- You got pound cake.

It's right in the name!

- Next time, Britt,

go with the lighter,

more affordable toppings.

Like sprinkles or nut dust.

- Got it.

- Next.

Oh, hey, guys.

Welcome to Fro-Yo You Didn't.

Oh, fro-yo you did.

We haven't had

a pound caker in months.

That'll be $32.

- Tried to warn you.

- I know it's chockers,

but we don't have

all these fancy toppings

where I'm from.

I'm just used to getting

plain mangosteen.

- Whatever you just said,

please say it again.

- Mangosteen?

- What's wrong with Natalie?

- She's never twirled

her hair like that before.

- Or smiled.

- So, $32?

- Forget it. It's on the house.

I'm a sucker for accents.

- Good on ya.

- We're from Australia, too.

- Yeah, what do we

owe you, mate?

- Mangosteen.

- Not happening.

- Yeah, yeah,

nice accent, Dawn.

- Can't blame her for trying.

- I'm in such a good mood,

yours are on the house, too.

- Wow.

- Thanks.

- Awesome.

- Looks like someone

just got Britted.

- Yeah, she was

totally flirting.

- I'm flattered, but I've

already got my eye

on another girl.

- So who is she?

- Ooh, I bet that's who

you're always drawing

in your sketch book.

- I'd rather not say.

I don't wanna jinx it.

She doesn't know yet.

[together] Ooh!

- You know what I wanna

"ooh" about?

This yogurt.

It's really good.

- Hm, yeah. I could

get used to this.

We've never gotten

free fro-yo before.

- You're awesome.

Everywhere we go,

people just wanna

give you free stuff.

- Oh, come on, guys.

It doesn't happen that often.

- Here's some more toppings.

The heavy ones. Shh.

- See, Britt? Things just

fall in your lap.

- Yeah, but never, ever

in ours.

[gasps]

- Uh!

- Cold! Cold!

- Yep, that had

some pound cake in it.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

[cheerful music]

- It really is

amazing to watch.

Britt just talks

and people hand him free stuff.

- So I guess your phones

are broken, huh?

- No, why?

- 'Cause you didn't call me

to come down here

and get all this free stuff.

- Don't worry.

We'll go back later.

- Can't wait to see what else

he can get us for free.

- Oh, no, boys,

you should be

friends with Britt

for who he is,

not for what

he can do for you.

- Listen to your mother, boys.

It's not right

to use people like that.

- Now back to work, Britt.

- Yep.

- Sure thing.

- [laughs]

- Sale on skates! Prices down

under what you'd expect.

Why walkabout

when you can rollabout?

- Oh, look at 'em go.

Ahh!

Do as we say, not as we do.

- Right.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, we've got corn dogs,

soy candles and splat balls.

Anything else you wanna add

to the stuff we want

Britt to get us for free list?

- Ooh, maybe tickets

to something

- Poetry on Ice!

- Foodie Fest!

- I'll go with you

if you go with me.

- Hey, is that Dawn and Britt?

- You don't have

to change the subject.

I get it, you don't wanna go.

- No, seriously.

They're right over there.

And yes, who would

wanna go to that?

- Is she getting free stuff

without us?

- Hey! I want a--

A locket?

Yeah, I'm comfortable

with that.

- That's weird.

- Why would she hang out with

Britt without telling us?

- I know what this is.

This is a house crush.

- A what?

It's when two people

under one roof

develop feelings

for each other.

I see it all the time

in my favorite reality show,

"12 People, One Toilet."

Do I need to explain more?

- Uh, yes.

- Most of the action happens

while they're waiting

in line for the toilet.

Tensions mount, sparks fly

and romance ensues.

A house crush.

- Oh.

A house crush, of course.

- Now you get it!

- No.

That's reality TV

This is real.

They're clearly not

in a house crush.

I hope your right,

because if they are,

and Mom and Dad find out,

they're gonna

send him back to

Australia.

- So, you guys find

a flavor you like yet?

- Oh, we're still sampling.

- Is that so?

- Thanks for helping me

pick out the locket.

I'm giving her this and the

sketch I've been working on.

- [scoffs] So you're still not

gonna tell me

who this mystery girl is, huh?

- As soon as she knows,

you'll know.

- Fair enough. Ooh! Let's hit

the makeup counter.

- I thought you said you didn't

have any more money

- Psh, who needs money

when I have

my Australian Express card?

- It's fro-yo, not free-yo.

[upbeat music]

- Six lip glosses?

Seven eyeliners?

A year's supply of mascara?

- Yep and all for free.

- And at what point

did your phone break?

- It didn't. Why?

- Because you didn't call me

to come down and get

all this free stuff.

Uh, sorry, but Britt wanted it

to be just us.

He asked me to help him

pick out a necklace

for a special girl.

- Ooh! Who is she?

- I don't know.

He doesn't want anyone

to know who she is yet.

But he said I'll know

when she knows.

- Oh. Well, I know right now.

- How can you know?

- Because it's obviously you!

You're the special girl.

- What? Britt and me?

Come on, we live

in the same house.

He's my foreign exchange

brother.

- Have you seen

"12 People, One Toilet"?

Tensions mount, sparks fly,

romance ensues.

- Yeah, well, nothing's

ensuing here.

- Mm-hmm.

[upbeat rock music]

- You know, I feel bad

about earlier.

Tell me more

about poetry on ice.

- Okay, so for

the first three hours we--

- And I'm out.

- Hey, look. There's Britt.

Maybe we can get to the bottom

of this whole

house crush thing.

- There is no house crush

thing.

- Then who's he smiling at with

that dumb look on his face?

- If it were Dawn,

why wouldn't he just

talk to her face-to-face?

- Because then everyone

would know he's in

a house crush.

You really have to

watch this show.

- You know, I wish we could

talk face-to-face.

But with our situation,

this is the way it has to be.

- I told you. Face-to-face.

Tensions mounting.

Sparks flying!

- Ow and shh!

- No, you're the cutest.

No, you are.

- Romance ensues.

- Ow!

- Mm-hmm.

- Mae, you've been

"mm-hmming" at me

for 20 minutes now.

He doesn't like me.

- Mm-hmm.

Sorry, I've been

eating peanut butter.

And I was trying to tell you

that my mouth was stuck.

But about the whole

Britt not liking you part,

mm-hmm.

- Mae, seriously,

you've been watching

way too much reality TV.

- Well, there's only one way

to solve this.

You said he's always

drawing portraits of this girl

so we can look

in his sketch book.

- He doesn't want anyone

to look at it.

He's very private.

- If he didn't want

anyone to look at it,

would he have left it

sitting out here

on the coffee table?

- He didn't.

You went up in his room,

got it and put it there.

- Mm-hmm.

- Hold on. We can't be sure

Britt's talking to Dawn.

We need to get eyes on this.

- You're right. Let's move.

- Thanks for the lap.

- And the fries.

- See? It's not Dawn.

- Ow. What do you mean?

It's clearly her in a wig.

- That hair color

totally works on you.

- Hey! Stop hitting me.

- No, you stop hitting me.

- No!

- [struggling]

- I wish you could be here

with me in America, Debra.

- I'm telling you, it's just

like season four, episode 12.

Sherril and Dave wore wigs so

they could keep their secret.

- [sighs] I can't believe

I'm saying this

but I think you're right.

It is Dawn

- It is me.

both: Told ya.

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la

la, la, la, la, la ♪

- This is bad.

If my parents find out

that Britt has a crush on me,

it's see ya,

wouldn't wallaby ya.

- No Britt, no more free stuff.

- No more lip gloss,

nail polish, mascara.

- Soy candles, splat balls,

all gone!

- But it's not

all about the stuff.

You'd be losing a friend,

right?

- Uh--yeah, I mean,

didn't you hear me?

I said friend gloss,

nail palish

and I mascare about Britt.

- We need to figure out a way

to crush this house crush

before it crushes us.

- Yeah, but we just

need to talk to him.

- Maybe I need to talk to him.

both: Bad idea.

- On "T-POT"--

"12 People, One Toilet"--

Dave was crushing

hard on Sherril.

But when Sherril went to tell

him it was bad for the house,

it only made Dave crush harder.

- And eventually, Sherril

couldn't resist Dave's charms.

Once the housemates

got wind of it,

they tried to talk

to Sherril and Dave.

- But the minute they knew

their crush was forbidden,

it only pushed them

closer together.

- Well, no one's

pushing us together

because I'm gonna

push him away.

- Okay, if we can't talk

to him about his house crush,

what do we do?

- Research.

There's gotta be a book

on house crushes.

- To the book store!

- How is it that the book store

has no books on house crushes?

- And how is their café

out of cake pops?

- [scoffs]

Sharing a small. Sad.

- Just ring us up.

- Nice nut dust.

That'll be $4.37.

- We've only got four.

- Well, then,

you've got 37 cents

worth of not my problem.

Keep going.

- How much is it now?

- $4.39.

- How could it have gone up?

- Spittle.

Here, let me

take care of it for you.

- Oh.

Wha--

- There. Now it's $4.

Bink.

You know, if you'd brought

your cute Australian friend,

this all could've been

on the house.

- Well, then, we should

get used to paying

'cause Britt's as good as gone.

- What? Why? How? When? Where?

- Soon. He's in the middle of a

serious house crush with Dawn.

When our parents find out,

he'll be sent home.

- Oh, that's nothing.

It'll be over before your

parents find out anyway.

- How do you know?

- [sighs] I see a lot

working here.

And trust me, at this age,

relationships are like

fro-yo.

Neither is as satisfying

as ice cream.

Point is, you've got

nothing to worry about,

as long as they don't advance

to the old,

boring couple stage.

Wearing sweat pants,

mall walking,

and talking about the weird

noises their bodies are making.

Basically, people

who have given up.

Like them.

- Is that your knee

making that noise, Tom?

- I was hoping

it was yours, Anne.

- That was horrifying.

- Once a couple

gets to that stage,

their love is too strong and

there's no breaking them up.

- This is great.

Dawn and Britt

are nowhere near

the giving up stage.

- How do I look?

- Like you've given up.

- Perfect.

Gimme my mouth guard

and fire up the big guns.

- I'm surprised Dicky didn't

take his fart machine

with him to Australia.

- Oh, he packed his good one.

This one doesn't go to wet.

Time to gross this guy out.

- Oh, hi, Nicky.

- No, it's me...Dawn.

- Oh, sorry. Nicky has

the same bedtime routine.

- So, what do you think

of your special someone now?

- [sighs] She's the best.

A real beauty.

- Well, you know what else

I like to do before bed?

Just let my body release all

the impurities from the day.

[fart machine malfunctions]

[grunts]

[laughs] See, I'm

lettin' myself go!

Yeah, just let it all out.

Here we go, right now.

[laughs]

[farting sound]

Ooh, ah, jeez.

Oh, ooh.

[farts]

Sorry, that one

just slipped out.

[farts]

Oof! [laughs, farts]

Stressful day.

Oh. [farts]

Sorry, that one

is just a big one. [farts]

Ooh, it's, uh, spicy.

[farts]

[sighs]

[farting]

- You are going

to sleep very well.

- Yeah. [laughs]

[farts]

Sounds like something's

broken in there.

Wish I could just shut it off.

[farting]

You know what I mean?

Just press a button

and turn it off.

[farting]

[farting continues]

- [mouthing]

- Oh.

Ooh.

[farting]

Yeah. [laughs]

Yeah.

[farts]

[barks]

[farting sounds]

- That's his panic bark.

- What's wrong, Squish?

[farting]

[farting]

Oh, wow.

[farts]

Oh, no. We're too late.

Sweat pants, body noises,

They've advanced

to the giving up stage.

This is bad!

- Yeah, tell me about it.

She used up my good

blemish salve.

- We have to take

drastic measures.

We need to get in there

and confront Britt and Dawn

right now.

[farting]

- Maybe we should

wait a bit.

[upbeat rock music]

[sniffing]

[barks]

That's the signal.

The coast is clear.

Nice job, Squish.

- Where are Dawn and Britt?

- Yeah.

[laptop chiming]

Looks like Dawn's right here,

calling Britt's video chat.

- Well, should we answer it?

- Of course we should

answer it.

We need to tell her

to stop this now.

Well, look who we have here.

- G'day, I'm looking for--

- Oh, we know who you're

looking for.

And you need to stop

looking for him

because this thing is over.

- Yeah, Dawn, this house crush

has gotten out of control.

- What--my name's not Dawn.

It's Debra.

And I have no idea

what a house crush is.

- It's when two people

who live under the same roof

fall in love.

- Fall in love?

- Yeah, and it was fun

while it lasted, huh, chicky?

- But now it's over, baby.

Time for you to quit Britt.

- Yeah, and your Australian

accent is terrible,

by the way, Dee-bra.

- Who's Dee-bra?

- You are--wait a minute.

♪ ♪

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la

la, la, la, la, la ♪

- So Britt's special someone

is a girl who lives

in Australia named Debra

who looks exactly like me.

- Those are the facts. Yes.

- And you thought it was me

and broke up with her.

- Also the facts. Yes.

- But we only broke up with her

because we thought

you and Britt were a couple.

- Why would you think that?

- Well, the sweat pants,

the blemish salve,

the farting--

it all points to couple.

- I was only doing that

because I was trying

to avoid being a couple.

- Hm. Well, then,

there's no house crush.

This is good news.

- There is no good news.

We just broke up

with Britt's girlfriend

before he got a chance

to ask her

to be his girlfriend.

- Britt's gonna hate us.

He's not gonna get sent back

to Australia.

He'll go there on his own.

- [sighs] You need to

call Debra back

and tell her it was

all a mistake.

- Great idea.

We should do that.

We can't do that.

She blocked him.

Now what do we do?

- Oh, I'm so glad

you're all down here.

- Britt!

- Hello!

- Everything's fine.

- I know I've been a bit

secretive the last few days

and I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

- We're not perfect either.

- You know, I've been nervous

about the girl I like.

But I think it's time

I tell you about her.

Her name is Debra.

- Really?

- Debra?

- That's a total surprise.

- She lives in Australia.

- Really?

- Australia?

- Also a surprise.

- By now she would've gotten

to look at

the portrait I sent her.

So tomorrow,

when we video chat,

I'm going to officially ask her

to be my girl!

- Really?

- Tomorrow?

- And the surprises just

keep on coming.

- I know! I can't wait

for tomorrow to get here.

- I don't think

he seemed that excited.

- He was exuberantly bounding.

- I saw it differently.

- Okay, unless we can

get in touch with Debra

and straighten things out,

we're gonna have to

fake that video chat.

- Well, how do we do that?

- Simple, we make

a fake Australia

in our back yard,

get a fake locket,

a fake portrait

and a fake Debra.

- Uh, where are we gonna

get a fake Debra?

- Someone call for

a fake Debra?

- What part of Australia

is Debra from?

New Jersey?

All right, so I've set up

Britt's computer

so when he gets the call,

it'll look like

it's coming from you.

- Perfect.

Everything's in place.

- Almost everything.

Miles, get in here.

- Why aren't you hopping?

- I agreed to wear the costume.

I agreed to let you put

sandwiches in my pouch.

I even agreed to wear

these boxing gloves.

But I will not hop.

- You drew the line

in a really weird place, Miles.

- Now can we have

our sandwiches?

- All right, fine.

Who had the Reuben?

- That's me.

[upbeat rock music]

- It's go time.

[laptop chiming]

- [gasps] Yes!

My Debra. Debra, uh, hi.

- [chuckles] G'day, mate!

- How's your day

going so far?

- So far, so g'day.

- Did you get my package?

- Ooh. I did.

They're gorgeous.

- I'm glad you like them

because I've been

meaning to ask you

Debra, would you--

Is that a kangaroo?

Carrying deli mustard?

- [laughs] Well, it is

a kangaroo crossing.

Am I right, mate?

[laughs]

So, uh, do you wanna

ask me something?

- Yes, I did.

I--I think there's

something wrong

with that kangaroo.

- Uh, nope.

That's normal for him.

He's just been depressed

'cause I won't

box him right now.

- Well, that makes me sad.

Go box him.

Cheer him up.

- Okay. [laughs]

I guess I'll just

go box him, then. [laughs]

[sighs]

- Don't do this, Dawn.

- Come on, we have to

make this look real.

So just go down.

- I'm not going down.

You go down.

- No, you go down.

- No, you go down.

- Uh! Ooh!

[grunts]

- Ohh!

- Will you excuse me

for one second?

[punching continues]

Psst, psst, Dawn!

Don't punch him in the pouch.

I've still got my egg salad

sandwich in there.

What'd I miss?

- It was amazing.

First punch,

right to the pouch.

- Will you excuse me

one more second?

- That's my Debra.

[knocking at door]

It's open.

- Britt?

- Wait.

It's also my Debra.

What's going on?

- That's what I came here

to ask you.

And why are you watching a boy

eating egg salad

out of a kangaroo's pouch?

♪ ♪

- It was an honest mistake.

There was a portrait

and the mystery girl.

- And, come on, it's--

it's the same face.

- Sorry, mate.

I don't see it.

- Even I see it.

- You know what I don't see?

Someone unzipping me.

Come on, guys.

I'm dying in here.

I mean, I--

I'd do it myself, but--

- But you look so cute and--

unzipping.

- Anyway, we're sorry.

We only acted selfishly

because we don't

want you to get sent back

to Australia.

We love having you here.

- Yeah, and not just

for the free stuff.

But also because we enjoy

having you

as a part of our family.

- Apology accepted.

I like you guys, too.

Even though you know nothing

about Australia.

- What? I thought we did

a pretty good job.

- A boxing kangaroo walking

around with deli mustard

and a New Jersey accent?

The only reason I bought it

was because

I thought it was Debra

trying to

make me break a laugh.

- I can't believe you flew

all the way over here.

- I already bought a ticket.

I had the feeling

he was gonna

ask me to be his girl.

So I wanted to surprise him.

- I'm glad you did.

- So I'm gonna start that--

- No, but that wasn't the--

- Do you see a kangaroo

and two Dawns?

- Yep.

- And smell egg salad?

- Yep.

- Wanna go back

to the mall?

- Yep.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪