Original subtitles

- Check out the cool, older

kids over there.

- Looks like they've got

a Ricky in their group, too.

[laughter]

- That is Ricky.

- Our Ricky?

Are you sure it's not me?

Because I'd make

more sense.

- How could it be you?

You're sitting right here.

Ricky's over there.

- That's what makes no sense.

- Miles, I'm telling you,

they're not gonna want

to play laser tag.

They said they're over it.

- Let me handle it.

I've got a way to make it sound

cool and exciting.

Hey, guys,

want to play some "laze-tag?"

- Ooh, laze-tag.

That sounds

cool and exciting.

- He means laser tag.

- Ooh, laser tag...

then no.

- Come on, man.

- Come on.

- Oh, no, it looks like

they're shaking Ricky down.

He needs backup.

Aren't you guys coming?

- Our fries just got here.

- Are you serious?

Our brother needs us.

- Okay, fine.

Can we get a to-go box?

- No, come on.

- Don't eat our fries.

Our brother needs us.

- Uh...

Excuse me, older kids.

Is our brother in there?

- Not now.

He's busy.

He's up to nine quarters

on each elbow.

- If I catch these,

I'll break my record.

It's show time.

- Wait, so you guys are

actually hanging out with him?

- I said, "It's show time."

- So hanging out is some kind

of school project?

- Arms cramping.

Show time!

- Wait!

- What?

- Sorry.

I thought I saw Miles eating

our fries.

Go ahead.

Show time.

[quarters bouncing]

Not much of a show.

- See what I have to live with?

[laughing]

- You did not lie.

- They're sharing a laugh.

What's going on?

- I'm Zeus.

This is Jade and Elijah.

- Uh, yeah, we know

who you are.

I mean, we've seen you guys

around school.

- We've seen you guys

around school, too.

- Okay, now I'm going to say it

out loud,

"What is going on?"

- I'll tell you

what's going on.

We're gonna go play

some laze tag.

- You guys in?

- We love laze tag!

- It's cool!

- And exciting.

[laughter]

- Did they just blow you off

to go play laser tag

with those older kids?

- Yup.

- Want to eat their fries?

- Yup. Can we eat their fries?

- Yup.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

[cheerful music]

[together]

Whoa.

- No way. Is that really

your car?

- Yep. Bought it with the money

I made at my job.

[together]

Whoa.

- No way.

Is that really your job?

- No, that's a picture

of LeBron James.

I work at a movie theater.

- With LeBron James?

- No. No LeBron James.

- He does get

free movie passes though.

- Man.

LeBron James gets everything.

- Anyway, I can hook you guys

up with movie passes any time.

[together]

Whoa.

- Hey kids, let's wrap it up.

It's getting late.

- Ooh, I call first bath.

It was cool hanging out

with you guys.

- First bath?

- Did he say bath?

He means shave.

- Yeah, we all shave.

- Big shavers.

Yeah.

- So, I guess we should bolt

then.

- Aw, wow, it's a bummer

this fun night is over.

- I mean, it doesn't have

to be.

You could sneak out and meet us

for a late night hang.

- Sneak out?

- Meet up?

- Will LeBron be there?

- Hey, you know what I just

thought of?

Get Sporty would be

the perfect place to meet up.

- That's a great idea.

It's got everything:

food, foosball,

unlimited laze tag.

Uh, but I mean, if you guys

have baths

or shaves or whatever,

we get it.

We were your age once.

- No.

We may look our age,

but we're definitely

not our age.

- Yeah, we're big

sneaker-outers.

- The only thing we do more

than shave is sneak.

- Well, Get Sporty it is then.

You guys are cooler

than we thought.

- Has anybody seen

my other loofah?

Ugh, this one's turned.

Oh, hey, I thought

you guys left.

- We're gonna go now.

See you guys in an hour.

- "See you guys in an hour"?

- Yeah. I mean,

we're sneaking out for a late

night hang at Get Sporty.

- Oh. That makes sense.

Are you crazy?

We can't sneak out and go for a

late night hang at Get Sporty.

- Well, we have to.

We promised them,

and if we don't show,

we're gonna look like babies

who can't miss their bath time.

- We are babies who can't miss

their bath time!

Okay, at least to Mom and Dad,

but we can't lie to them.

We're their babies.

- Look, I hate to lie

to Mom and Dad

as much as the next guy,

but we're not actually

lying to them.

We're just not telling them.

- Oh.

That makes sense.

Are you crazy?

- No, I'm rigid and logical,

and logic tells me

that there are

cool, older friends

and free movie passes

on the line.

So man up, bath boy.

- All right, let's all get

in bed

so Mom and Dad can tuck us

in and we can sneak out.

[rock music]

[music playing in headphones]

[laughter]

- Hey, hon.

Hon!

Hon!

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Hey, uh, the kids are all

tucked in.

I'm gonna go pick up

some paper towels

at the grocery store.

- Thanks, okay.

[yells]

Oh and we're out of loofahs.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

[door shuts]

[thud]

[inaudible]

- Hi, Squish.

[dog growling]

[phone ringing]

Oh.

Hey, Dawn.

[inaudible]

Don't blame me.

Maybe if you'd spent

more time planning

and less time telling me

to pay attention,

you three wouldn't be

out there.

[inaudible]

Oh.

Be right there.

[rock music]

- I can't believe we

actually snuck out

and now we're sneaking in.

- Man, I feel so alive.

- Yeah, we know.

You yelled that

the whole way here.

- All right, our new

older friends

should be here any minute.

[sniffs]

Oh, what is that smell?

- [coughs] Well, normally I'd

blame Dicky, but--

- Ugh, it's not even human.

- Is that a challenge?

Because I could work

something up.

- Okay, well, if the smell's

not coming from one of us,

where's it coming from?

[eerie whooshing]

More importantly,

where's that coming from?

- It's probably just the wind.

- [sniffs]

And a new smell.

Jeez.

- Challenge completed.

[eerie whooshing]

- Yeah, that is definitely

not the wind.

- Then what's with all

the mysterious sounds

and stinks late night

at an empty store?

- I'm sure there's a perfectly

good explanation.

[eerie whooshing]

- Yeah. Like Get Sporty's

haunted.

- Get Sporty is not haunted.

We are not going down

this road again.

Remember when we thought

Mom and Dad were zombies?

- And Dawn and Dicky

were werewolves?

We were wrong both times,

just like now.

[loud eerie whooshing]

- Yeah.

Well, third time's a charm!

- Fine. Why don't I just

ask the ghost

if it's really haunted?

- Yeah, like he's going

to tell you.

- Yo, ghost!

If the store is really haunted,

give us a sign.

Thank you, ghost.

[screaming]

- I told you!

- I'm out!

- Me first!

- No, wait.

What about our older friends?

They're on their way.

- What about the ghost?

He's already here.

- I see your point.

[upbeat music]

[rock music]

- See? People are shopping

in there.

Everything is normal.

- That's exactly what the ghost

wants you to believe.

- Nicky, everybody knows

hauntings only happen at night.

So let's just go in there.

After you.

- After you.

- After you.

- After you--

[yelling]

- Why are you guys so jumpy?

- We're not scared.

- Perfectly fine.

- You're jumpy.

- So, what happened last night?

We showed up,

but you weren't here.

- I told you they

chickened out.

- But it's fine.

You guys are bathers,

not sneakers.

We understand.

- Thanks for understanding!

I don't think they understand.

We totally snuck.

- But we didn't stay so

it voided the snuck.

No stay, no snuck.

- What are we gonna do?

- We're gonna say we snuck

and why we didn't stay.

That way we'll reinstate

the sneak

so they will have to say

we snuck.

- You're right...

I think.

Truth always works.

[together] Yeah.

[laughing]

- Haunted?

- It's true.

There were woo-woos and P.U.'s.

- Were there boo-hoos

and wah-wahs, too?

- A few,

but Dawn calmed me down.

- If you guys are gonna lie,

I would at least make it

something more believable

than a ghost baby.

[laughing]

- Yeah, let's ghost.

[imitating a ghost wooing]

- I think they just called us

liars.

- You know what?

I don't care

about older friends.

And I don't care

about movie tickets.

But I do care

about being called "liars."

- I think you're lying

about the first two things.

- You're darn right I am.

Of course I care

about older friends

and free movie tickets

which is why we have

to prove this store's haunted

and that we're not chickens.

- Hey.

[startled screaming]

- So, now that laze tag

is back in,

you guys want to tag it up?

- Sorry, guys.

We've got stuff to do.

- Did I take it too far

with the "tag it up"?

- No, it's not you.

It's them.

- I knew I should have gone

with "taggy taggy laze laze."

- Then it would've been you.

[upbeat music]

[music playing in headphones]

♪ ♪

- Wait, where's Dicky?

[thud]

[inaudible]

[rock music]

- Okay.

Ghost hunting equipment.

all: Check.

- Goggles on.

all: Check.

- Then let's get

to ghost hunting.

- After you.

- After you.

- After you.

- After you.

- After--

- Okay, enough "after you"-ing.

Let's just all go together.

- Right. Back-to-back Quaddle.

- Okay.

[laughter]

- [screams]

- What is it?

- I don't know.

It's white.

It's spooky,

and it's reaching out for me.

Take a look.

- [yells]

- [yells]

- [yells]

- [screams]

- Oh.

- What is it?

- Take a look.

- Oh.

- Oh.

- Oh.

[eerie whooshing]

all: [screaming]

- The ghost! It's back.

- I'm out of here.

- No, wait.

We can't run.

We came here to prove

that we're not liars and to

keep our new older friends.

So let's find

that stinkin' ghost!

[eerie whooshing]

- Shh! The sounds are

getting louder,

and the smells are

getting stronger.

- Yeah, and it's strongest

right here near this painting

of Great Great Great

Grandpa Sal

and Great Great Great

Grandma Sylvia.

- Oh, what is it?

- [sniffs] Smells like..

fish, onions, and rye bread.

- Guys, look. Fish, onions,

and rye bread.

- You know what that means?

The store is haunted

by the spirit

of Great Great Great

Grandma Sylvia.

- Wait. Why do you think

it's Great Great

Great Grandma Sylvia?

It could be Great Great Great

Grandpa Sal.

- Yeah, but the fish, onions,

and rye bread

aren't by Great Great Great

Grandpa Sal.

They're by Great Great Great

Grandma--

- Okay, we don't have time

for all the "greats."

From now on,

it's just Sal and Sylvia.

all: Great.

[eerie whooshing]

- My electromagnetic field

detector's going crazy.

There's something here.

- Ghosts give off heat.

If Sylvia's here,

I'll be able to detect her

using Dad's thermal camera.

[gasps]

Dicky, don't move!

There's a ghost right

behind you.

That's no ghost...

but it will haunt ya.

[groaning]

- Aw, jeez.

- Can we please focus?

- We've got ghost.

all: Whoa.

[cell phone dings]

- I'm texting Jade

that they need

to get down here right away.

This will prove that we aren't

just the "Quads

Who Cried Ghost."

[muffled rumbling]

all: Ghost!

- Mmm.

all: Dad?

- Dad's the ghost.

- Dad's a ghost?

- No. Not a ghost. The ghost.

- So, that means there's

no ghost.

- But Dawn just said

Dad's the ghost.

- He is. But he's not a ghost.

- If I may,

we mistook Dad for the ghost.

- Oh. Thank you.

Nicky.

[cell phone rings]

- Hey, hon, I have

the toilet paper.

Well, I didn't realize you were

still sitting there.

Okay, I'm on my way.

- Dad hasn't been

out running errands.

He's been sneaking in here

to play with his trains.

- Looks like we're not the only

sneaker-outers in the family.

[gasping]

- I can't believe Dad has

a secret train room.

- It's not just Dad's secret

train room.

It must have been Sylvia's

secret train room first.

- But how does he have time to

play with his trains

and go to the grocery store.

- It's because he doesn't.

His grocery store is

right here.

- "Tom's Get Grocery"?

Why does he have to put

"Tom's" on everything?

- Oh [coughs]

I think I found

his stink stash.

- Well, I mean, this explains

the sounds and the smell

but what about the lights?

- It looks like Dad's trains

are incompatible

with Sylvia's old tracks.

The fuses must not be strong

enough to handle it.

- So the smells,

the mysterious noise,

and the flickering

lights were all just Dad?

- This is good.

There's no ghost.

[cell phone dings]

- Oh, no. The older kids just

texted they're on their way.

- This is bad.

There's no ghost.

- That's why when they get

here, ghost or no ghost,

there's going to be

a ghost here.

- If you may...

- We're going to pretend

that there is a ghost so the

older kids don't think we're

lying.

- Thank you.

Nicky.

[upbeat music]

[rock music]

- Okay, so this is where

the ghost's presence

is strongest.

- So you're saying the store is

haunted by the spirit

of your great great great

grandmother Sylvia?

- Yes, but we just call her

Sylvia now.

[whooshing]

Which may have made her

angrier.

- Oh, now we're scared.

- You are?

- Nope.

- Well, you will be

when you see the ghost

on this thermal camera.

- Ghost time.

[whooshing]

- See? That's Sylvia.

- Really? Where's Sal?

[laughing]

- They're asking for Sal.

- Who's the third ghost?

[together] Uh-oh.

[laughter]

- [gasping]

- Look, it's Gasper

the friendly ghost.

- Wait, don't go.

I mean, we just wanted to

be friends

with you guys so bad, and we

didn't want you to think--

- You can stop right there.

- You were never really going

to be friends.

- What? I thought you liked us.

- We were just pretending so we

could hang out here at night.

- But you guys are just...kids.

[together] Kids?

- And all this kid stuff just

isn't worth it.

- Well, you can forget about

giving us free movie passes now.

We don't want them.

You were never gonna give us

free movie passes, and I know

that now.

- Let's go.

- I have a plan.

Hold on.

- I hope it's better

than your last plan.

- Just go with it.

Just 'cause we're not gonna

be friends

doesn't mean you guys have

to go.

I mean you can still stay,

hang, have fun,

play some laze-tag,

eat some free food.

- We can?

[together] They can?

- Yes.

I mean, it's the least

we could do

for all the trouble

we've caused you.

We'll just hang out

in our dad's office

and stay out of your way.

- You know what?

You little dudes aren't so bad.

- Oh, oh, does this mean

we can be--

- No.

- You didn't let me finish.

Be friends?

- No.

- At least he heard me out.

- I really hope

that wasn't your plan.

- Nope. My plan involves

playing them

like they played us.

And I think I know just

the ghost who we can convince

to scare those punks.

So I need a volunteer. Nicky.

- Why me?

- You think I'm gonna trust

Stinky and Gasper over there?

[rock music]

- Forgot something

at the grocery store, Anne.

I really don't want to go back,

but I guess I have to.

[gasps]

- So, what store are you

going to?

Tom's Get...

Grocery?

Ya busted.

[upbeat music]

- Yes!

- I thought you said

you haven't played before.

- No, I haven't.

You guys are terrible.

- Woooo.

- Nice try, we know it's you,

Harpers.

[together] It's not us.

- Wooooo.

- If it wasn't you,

then who is it?

- It is I.

Sylvia.

- Sylvia?

- Sylvia!

all: [screaming]

- You have angered my spirit

by taking advantage of my great

great great grandchildren.

So you can play

foosball.

Not on my watch.

[cackles]

- Let's get out of here.

- Not before you apologize!

all: We're so sorry.

- [coughs] Tickets.

- And give them

free movie tickets.

- Here. We're so sorry.

Take the tickets.

I don't care. Whatever.

- Now...

Go!

[screams]

- [laughs]

- That was so good.

- That was so funny, Dad.

- I guess we won't be hanging

out with those guys anymore.

- I think we'll be just fine

without them.

- Thanks for helping

us out, Dad.

- Well, thanks for not ratting

me out to your mom.

Now can we all agree not to

sneak out anymore. Deal?

[together] Deal.

- Let's go. Come on.

- That dress is so funny.

[laughter]

- Did you do that?

- I didn't do that.

- I did!

- The real Sylvia?

- No!

It's your mother.

all: [screaming]

- That's way scarier!

- Let's go!

- Wait!

Leave the movie tickets.

You're grounded.

Now go!

all: [screaming]

- [laughs]

- Hey, thanks for your help

with the lights.

- And thanks for the mov-tix.

- The what?

- Oh, dear.

He means movie tickets.

[laughing]

all: [screaming]

It goes right through me.

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪