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[doorbell rings]

- Our pool! It's here!

- Our shelf! It's here!

- Whoa, that's a lot of face.

- Hey, Karyn,

do you have our shelf?

all: And our pool?

- You guys got a pool?

- Uh, no shelf or pool.

all: Aww...

Just a box of cotton balls

and orthopedic shoes.

all: Aww...

- JK.

That's a little delivery

humor.

[chuckling]

- And we'd be laughing

if we weren't so anxious

to swim in our pool--

I mean, you know,

build our shelf.

- Thanks, Karyn.

- I'll just see myself out.

- Hey, kids,

I know you're dying for a pool,

but isn't it a little early?

I mean, it's only spring.

- Nope.

This baby's our ticket

to our house being

this year's summer hangout.

- Yeah, last year, Dooley had

a mini zip line at his house,

and everyone hung out there

for the summer.

- Literally.

- [chuckles]

- So that's why we're gonna

get our hook in

before anyone else

gets their hook in.

- Speaking of, can we have

a pool party here this Saturday?

- Please say yes, because we've

already invited everybody.

- Sure.

all: Yes!

- Our pool party

is gonna be huge.

Okay, this is so not huge.

[upbeat music]

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

[cheerful music]

- This is the pool

you bragged about

getting such a great

deal on?

- Didn't you read

the dimensions?

- Of course!

It says it's a 12-foot pool.

- Actually, it says

it's a 12-feet pool.

Apparently, you can

only fit 12 feet in it.

- Or like eight of Mom's feet,

am I right?

[all chuckle]

- But you used to be

such a great online shopper.

What happened?

- Sorry.

There was a flash sale,

and while I was reading

the details of

the return policy,

that little clock in the corner

was running out,

and it kept saying,

"Act now, act now,"

so I acted now.

- All right, fine.

At least you read

the return policy.

How is it?

- Not good.

- Okay, well, this tiny pool

is a huge problem.

Our party's this weekend.

- And no pool, no party!

- No party, no people.

- No people,

and we're partying at

other people's places!

all:

What are we gonna do?

- Relax. All we have to do

is find a way

to make some fast money

so we can get

that bigger pool.

- Maybe we can do odd jobs

around the neighborhood.

- Hey, we could call ourselves

the Harper Quad-Jobbers.

- Good one.

And we could put up flyers.

And our slogan could be,

"Eight hands

are better than two."

- Not bad.

- I like it.

- Eight hands

are better than two?

Nice try, Dawn,

but none of us have eight hands.

[upbeat music]

- Doh!

Mama jorker!

- Tom, watch your language!

- Oh, it's the name

of the part, Anne.

I can't get the mama jorker

into the...

"lieblein slot."

- Oh--[scoffs]

That's because you have

the directions upside down.

Why can't you just admit that

I am better at this than you?

Here, let me take a stab at it.

- Hm.

- [groans]

It's stabbing me, Tom.

- I'm sorry, Anne, what was it

you wanted me to admit?

- [groans] Spleen! Spleen!

- Oh, oh, sorry.

Right here--

- [gasping]

- One spleen.

- No, it's pressing

on my spleen!

- Oh, oh, oh.

- [gasps] Oh, thank you.

Okay.

- Yeah, come on.

- Okay. Maybe it's better

if we just do it together.

- I hate you.

- I hate you too.

- [groans] It's just

so complicated, Anne!

- Oh, we're gonna have to

rebuild it, aren't we?

- Wait a minute...

[mumbles]

Maybe...it isn't so crooked.

- Oh, yeah,

it looks pretty good.

both: Mama jorker!

♪ ♪

- All right, the flyers

are up around the neighborhood.

- And the FaceShack ad is live.

- So those calls should come

rolling in any second now.

- Any second now.

- And... ring.

- Hold on,

you're forgetting something.

Ah-booga, booga, booga,

booga, booga, booga, booga.

- Dicky, you've been doing that

since we were three,

and it doesn't work.

[phone rings]

- Don't doubt the booga.

- Uh, Harper Quad-Jobbers.

Eight hands are better than two.

Are we licensed contractors?

No.

Do we have insurance?

No.

Are we familiar with

Italian tiling?

- Does it have to be Italian?

- Does it have to be Italian?

No.

- Then no.

- Yeah, that's a no

on the tiling.

Oh, yes, that we can do.

- What did he want us to do?

- Hang up the phone

and never speak to him again.

- Maybe we need to

fine-tune our ad

and list what skills

we do have.

So, what skills do we have?

Okay, so we've got

eating pizza and making lists.

Any other skills?

[sighs]

Okay,

so we've got eating pizza.

- Ow, hot. [groans]

- [sighs]

[phone rings]

- Oh--

Harper Quad-Jobbers.

Eight hands are better than two.

Can we clean rooms?

- Yeah.

- Yes.

And bring in the groceries?

- Yes!

- Yes.

[chuckles]

And do the dishes?

- Yes!

- Yes, that too.

- Then do the dishes

and all the rest of

your chores.

♪ ♪

- [groans] I can't believe

it's been a whole day

and we still haven't

gotten one job call.

[phone rings]

- Ooh, a call.

- Nope, just a timer I set.

My turkey melt is ready.

- You do understand

we're in a café...

with food...

that you can order?

- Duh.

I ordered this yesterday.

I always like to stay

a sandwich ahead.

And here's

tomorrow's French dip.

- There they are,

our one-way ticket to Poolville,

population, us.

- We just did a little shopping.

- A little?

I mean, it looks like you bought

the entire pool section.

- I gotta hand it

to you, Harpers.

Pool party, early invites,

unseasonably warm temps.

You guys are really

on top of your game.

- Always stay a sandwich ahead.

- That's a great metaphor.

- Sadly, not a metaphor.

- We're so excited

for your pool party.

- Yeah...

[chuckles] Us too.

I mean, I'm so excited.

Even if there wasn't a pool,

it'd still be

the best pool party ever.

Right, guys?

[chuckling]

- No.

- Definitely not.

- Ew.

- She's totally kidding.

There will definitely

be a pool at the pool party.

- Good, 'cause I already

inflated this "floatay"

and cute, tiny water "wangs."

- Come on, guys, I wanna get

some tiny, water "wangs" too.

- Yeah, let's go.

- See ya soon.

- See ya.

- Wow. To be honest,

I was feeling a little lukewarm

about the whole party thing,

but after hearing them,

I'm hyped.

This is gonna be awesome.

- Not if we don't have

a pool.

- Oh, man...

I knew I was lukewarm

for a reason.

- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

- ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

- One, two...

- I can't believe

I'm doing this.

- Just do it.

- Three...

all: Ah-booga, booga, booga,

booga, booga, booga,

booga, booga, booga,

booga, booga!

- See, I told you

it wouldn't work.

- Are you the Harper

Quad-Jobbers?

'Cause I could

really use some help.

- We're the Harper Quad-Jobbers!

[chuckles]

- Never doubt the booga.

- What do you need us to do?

- Well, I'm gonna be out of town

for a couple of days.

- Well, we're gonna be in town

for a couple of days.

- Great.

I need you to water the plants,

bring in the mail,

take in the trashcans,

take care of my cat.

Oh, and let in and pay

the handyman that I hired.

Nothing too hard.

Could you start tomorrow?

- Absolutely. We'll be there.

- Here's my address.

[lowers voice] I'll put a key

under my mat.

I know your parents,

so I trust you kids.

- We're on the job.

- Cha-ching.

- [chuckles]

- Hold on, wait,

we didn't negotiate a price.

We don't know how much cha-ching

she's cha-chinging us.

- I'll handle this.

They don't call me

the Nick-gotiator for nothing.

- Nobody calls you that.

- They will after this.

- Mmm!

Ugh.

- Did you just lose a tooth?

- Nah, it must've been

in my pocket,

but, don't worry,

it's not mine.

- [chuckles]

- I am worried.

Whose is it?

- No idea.

I found it this morning.

It's good luck.

- No, a penny is good luck.

- Oh.

So what's a tooth?

- Disgusting!

- I handled it

like a boss.

Got us each $100.

- That's $400,

and enough to buy our pool.

- What can I say?

I'm the Nick-gotiator.

- Nice job, Nicky.

- Nice job who?

- Nick-gotiator.

- Ah, that feels right,

doesn't it?

Now everybody.

Come on. Let's hear it.

Is that a tooth?

- That's mine.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Aww,

Ms. Monet's kitty is so cute.

- I wonder what his name is.

- His name is Claws.

What a cute name.

You know, normally,

cats don't like me,

but I've got a good feeling

about this little fella.

- Oh, that must be

our payment.

[Claws yowls]

O-kay.

- [whispers] Maybe he doesn't

want us to take it

until we've done our work.

- He's a cat.

You don't need to whisper.

[Claws yowls]

- Maybe we do.

- All right,

let's just get to work.

Mail, trash, cat, plants.

All done.

All we have to do now

is let in the handyman.

Claws: Meow!

- And pick up the mail.

[Claws moans, yowls]

Again.

- I get the feeling

Claws doesn't like us.

- Cats don't pick and choose

who they like.

[Claws yowls]

[sweater rips]

Oops. I think Claws

may have caught a thread.

- No.

- I hardly notice.

- Well, looks like it's time

to count the cha-ching,

if that's okay with you, Claws.

[cat yowls]

- You don't need to ask

the cat's permission.

[Claws yowls]

[sweater rips]

Oh, dear...

I think Claws may have

nicked a button.

- No.

- All good.

- Button's fine.

Okay, let's open this thing.

Pool party, here we come.

$100? Where's the rest?

- There's supposed to be

$400 in there.

- Yeah, that's what

I negotiated, $400.

Ms. Monet said she'd give

all of us $100.

- All of us...

or each of us?

- What's the difference?

- $300!

All means all of us together.

Each meant we would

each get $100.

- Oh.

- Now we have to find out

a way to earn the extra $300

we need for our pool.

- So much for my lucky tooth.

[spits]

- You had that in your mouth?

- Yeah. Where else

would you keep a tooth?

- But it's not your tooth.

- That doesn't mean

it's not welcome.

- Okay, can we please

forget about the tooth?

We need to find a way

to make the extra money.

We need opportunity

to come knocking.

[knocking on door]

- Whoa, and we didn't

even have to booga.

- I did a silent booga.

- Hey, I'm Aaron.

Ms. Monet hired me

to build a shelf.

- Oh, yeah.

Box is right there,

and money is in the envelope.

[cat yowls]

- Oh--

- By the way, the cat won't pay

you until you finish your job.

- Cat?

I didn't know she had a cat.

[sneezes]

I am severely allergic

to cats.

[sneezes]

No amount of money is worth...

[sneezes]

That.

- Oh, that's a shame.

Just out of curiosity,

how much is Ms. Monet

paying you?

- $300.

[sneezes]

- Uh, well, I mean,

we could do you a solid

and build that shelf for you.

- [wheezing] Whatever.

[strained]

My throat's closing.

- [whispers] Yes!

- [sneezes]

- Whoa!

- Dawn, what did you do?

- I just got us 300 bucks.

- But we've never built

a shelf before.

- [scoffs]

Mom and Dad built one.

I mean, how hard could it be?

[Claws yowls]

Okay, but we gotta take care

of that cat first.

- Well,

I think it's pretty obvious

he likes me best, so...

[cat yowls]

Here, Clawsy, Clawsy, Clawsy!

- Harper Quad-Jobbers

got the job done.

- I am very proud of us.

- We're gonna have

the coolest pool party ever.

- Ricky, we're done!

What happened to you?

- That cat...

[panting]

is a monster.

- Why didn't you yell for help?

- 'Cause he shoved

a sock in my mouth.

- He did?

- You think that's bad?

Look what else he did.

- The cat can write?

- No...

[whispers]

he made me do it.

- How did you know

what to write?

- It was in his eyes.

Can we go now?

- [whistling]

- I am proud of us, Anne.

- Me too.

You know, I can't wait to put

our beautiful collectibles

out on display after 13 years.

- Ha-ha-ha-ha.

- [exhales] Okay.

[object clatters]

Uh-oh. We forgot a part.

- Eh, it's just a

fling-flange.

- And now,

the ceremonial finger raise,

before I press "purchase"

on our appropriately sized pool.

[cash register dings]

- Yes!

- You know what,

I'm gonna have half of

tomorrow's tuna sandwich

to celebrate.

[object clinks]

- What's that?

- Uh-oh, we forgot a piece.

- Eh, it's just a fling-flange.

[creaking]

- What's that creaking noise?

[creaking continues]

- Wait, is that sound

coming from the shelf?

[items clatter]

Oh!

Ohh...

- Huh...

I guess we did need

this fling-flange.

- Ugh, Tom, help me.

- Oh!

- You don't think, because

we left out a fling-flange,

Ms. Monet's shelf

is gonna collapse too?

all: Nah.

all: Yeah!

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- Uh, guys...

how'd all this stuff

get on these shelves?

- I put it there!

- [gasps] Mrs. Monet...

- What are you doing here?

- I came back early.

What are you kids

doing here?

Looks like you finished

all your work for the day.

- [chuckles]

- Oh... uh...

Ricky just really

wanted to see Claws.

- Ha, yeah, they really bonded.

Isn't that right, Ricky?

- Yep, he really

left his mark on me.

- Oh, well,

he obviously loves you.

Look at the way

he's staring at you.

- Yep.

His eyes say so much.

- Mm-hm.

- So, Ms. Monet...

what's with all the new stuff

on the shelf?

- I got it all on my trip.

I'm a big blown glass

collector.

It's so beautiful,

and yet so fragile.

- Awesome.

- Fancy!

- Expensive?

- Extremely.

- Well, don't you think

something so beautiful

and fragile should go somewhere,

oh, I don't know,

anywhere but the shelf?

- No, this is perfect

to display them.

That's why I had

this shelf built.

[wood creaks]

What's that noise?

- That's just my... stomach.

- Yeah! Some people's growl.

His...

does that.

- Oh, well, if you're hungry,

I've got a pot of soup.

Would you like some?

It's borscht.

- What's borscht?

- It is a broth made of beets,

and it's served cold.

- It's delicious!

- Yum. [chuckles]

Will you excuse us

for one second?

- [nervous chuckle]

- [whispers] Are you guys

thinking what I'm thinking?

- How Ricky looks terrified?

- No.

That when she gets the soup,

we can put the fling-flange

in the hole.

- I'll go help her

with the borscht,

and I'll give you guys

the signal

once she's headed back in.

- Okay, what's the signal?

- "Who's ready for borscht?"

- I am, but what's the signal?

- "Who's ready for borscht?"

- I told you. I am.

But what's the signal?

- "Who's ready for borscht?"

- You know what,

let's just make that the signal,

because I am really

ready for borscht.

- Good idea!

Mrs. Monet,

we would love to stay.

How about I give you

a hand in the kitchen?

- Oh, why, thank you,

young man.

- [whispers] Okay, Dicky,

give me the fling-flange.

- [grunts]

- [sniffing]

Ew, why does it smell like tuna?

- For the same reason

my sandwich

smells like fling-flange.

- It's getting worse.

- What, the creaking?

- No, the rage in his eyes.

[wood creaking]

- And the shelf.

Oh--I found the hole

for the fling-flange.

- Who's ready for borscht?

Who's ready for borscht?

Who's ready for borscht?

- Who's ready for borscht?

- She knows the signal.

- I was only able to get

the fling-flange halfway in.

- I hope it works.

- Thank you, Mrs. Monet.

Looks delicious.

[chuckles]

- [sniffs]

Uh, it's not.

- Oh, you're right.

I forgot the sour cream!

- [groans]

- Ha. Look at Claws.

He's licking the fling-flange.

- Yeah, maybe because

it's covered in tuna juice.

- Oh. Right.

- He's gonna knock it out.

Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo!

[cat yowls]

[gasps] Oh, no,

he took the fling-flange.

[wood creaks]

- It's about to go.

- We gotta do something.

- Wait, don't worry.

That slot is the same size

as my lucky tooth.

[slow motion whoosh]

- Yeeeees!

all: No!

[creaking]

[glass shatters]

- My blown glass!

- This could not

have gone worse.

[Claws growls]

[slow motion]

Noooo!

♪ ♪

- So, we had to give all of

our bookshelf money back

and had to cancel the order

for our full-size pool.

all: Aww...

- But don't worry,

our parents hired

the Harper Quad-Jobbers

to build a shelving unit

for them.

- And this time,

we used all the pieces.

- And our parents paid us

by buying us

that full-size pool.

all: Yay!

- So everything worked out

perfectly for everyone.

- Did it?

Did it really?

- So, can we go swimming or not?

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Sweet!

- Marco...

Marco...

- Yeah, I think

adult swim is over.

- Let's kick your dad

out of the pool.

- Yeah.

[laughter]

- Oh--whoa!

[snow whooshing]

- It's snowing?

- How did the weather

change so quickly?

- Mother nature!

- [shudders]

- Maybe it was a little early

to have a pool party.

- How is your dad

standing it out there?

- C-come on...in.

The...water's great!

- Pizza party?

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- ♪♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪