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- ♪ ♪
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- Dawn, it's so cool you made it
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to the top of the rock wall
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in record time yesterday.
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How come you didn't post
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about it on FaceShack?
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- Oh,
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I don't like to brag online.
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I like to brag in person.
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So who has four thumbs
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and rocks the rock wall?
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This girl!
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- Ah! She has four thumbs!
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- Yeah,
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and two of them are Mae's.
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- You took Mae's thumbs?
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- Hello?
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- Ah! And her head?
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[laughter]
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- I don't think it had
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the impact we thought it would.
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- Well, I thought
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your thumbs were great.
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[laughter]
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- Ricky Harper!
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What's up?
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- Just you, Cash Money!
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- You know them?
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- More like they know me.
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- And they know you too?
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- We're wiggling fingers,
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aren't we?
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- Yo, Harps!
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- 'Zup, Zayn?
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- Will you come meet
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my girlfriend?
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- Sure thing, Zayniac.
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- Okay, what is happening?
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- This is very confusing.
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- I know what's going on here.
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See, Ricky added
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an "iac" to "Zayn"
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to make what's known
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as a "nickname."
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- Not that. We've only been
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at this school for a few weeks.
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How is Ricky getting
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so many points and wiggle waves?
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- Oh.
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Yeah, no idea.
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- Hey, guys.
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Dawn, did you get my text
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about Glee Club rehearsal?
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- Yeah, and check this out.
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When I got it,
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I was also texting Mae
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on a tablet with my other hand,
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so I said to my mom, I'm like,
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"Hey, look, I'm ambi-text-rous!"
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- Dawn, that happened to Ricky.
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- He's the one
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who said "ambi-text-rous."
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- What? Ricky didn't say that.
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He's barely "text-rous."
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- Pretty sure he did.
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He posted it
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on his FaceShack page.
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- He even hashtagged it
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"RickyLife."
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So it's definitely Ricky's life.
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"Ambi-text-rous"!
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[both laugh]
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- How could he do this?
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He posted my story
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like it happened to him.
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Wait, did you guys
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know about this?
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- No, we're not
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FaceShack buddies with Ricky.
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- Yeah, we live with him.
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We don't want
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to relive it online.
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- Yeah, well, maybe you should,
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because I'm not the only one
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he stole from.
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Look.
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- He posted my cookies!
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[knocking]
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Ugh, and he called them
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"Rickerdoodles."
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Their rightful name
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are "Nickerdoodles"!
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- Forget your cookies.
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Yesterday,
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he posted a hair care tip
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I invented. Look.
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"Keep your brush in the freezer.
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It makes your hair smell
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like ice cream."
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I thought of that. Here.
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Go ahead, smell.
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- Pass.
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- Your loss.
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Mint chocolate chip.
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- Who does he think he is,
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stealing our stuff?
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That should be us
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taking happy selfies
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with tons of new friends.
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Not him!
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- What?
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Look what he just posted.
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"Guess who's got 12 thumbs
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and set a record
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"climbing the rock wall
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yesterday?
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This guy!"
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all: That guy.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ ♪
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[whistling]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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[cheerful music]
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- Okay, we all know
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what we're gonna say
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to Mr. RickyLife, right?
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- Right.
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- Got it.
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- Hey, you might want to leave.
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I know you don't
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like confrontation.
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- [barks]
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- Okay.
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But don't say
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I didn't warn you.
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- Warn who about what?
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- Just talkin' about stuff
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people post on FaceShack.
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- Oh. Now, kids.
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You have to be very careful
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what you post on FaceShack.
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- Tom! What did you
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just post on FaceShack?
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- Excuse me one second.
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[laughter]
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Oh! It's a cute video
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of Squishy, huh?
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Phew, I thought
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I was in trouble.
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- Uh, you will be
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if you don't take it down.
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- What? Why? It's a great
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promotion for the store. Sales
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are up.
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- Listen to what I'm saying
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in the background.
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Ugh, Mom, I'm dreading it.
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Tom's mom is sending us
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her annual chocolate cake
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for our anniversary.
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No, no, no, sure,
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it's sweet that she made it,
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but she doesn't have to eat it!
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[knocking]
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It's horrible!
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Even a raccoon wouldn't eat it.
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No, no, seriously.
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I left it outside last year,
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and a raccoon would not eat it.
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Ugh!
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- Wait, you gave our cake
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to the raccoons?
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- Well, I tried to,
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but they just looked
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at me like--
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[hisses]
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Take the video down.
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- My mom's not even
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on FaceShack.
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- Yes, but other relatives are.
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It's gonna get back to her.
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Please just take it down.
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- Oh, but people love
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the pooch, Anne.
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They just want to eat him up.
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- [hisses]
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- Well, well, well.
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- Wait, I thought we were each
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gonna do one of the wells.
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- No, we decided
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Dawn should say all of them.
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- Well, wait, so what do I say?
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- You say,
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"Where have you been?"
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- Got it.
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Where have been you?
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Dang it!
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- Ricky, why have you been
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posting all of our things
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like they were yours?
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- Yeah, so here's the thing.
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I was posting stuff
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about my own life--
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math grades, knitting,
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correcting people's grammar
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and such--
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but for some reason,
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I wasn't getting a lot of knocks
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on my FaceShack door,
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so I stole some of your lives.
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- Ricky, you can't just steal
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other people's lives.
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- Well, you weren't
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posting about them,
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and if you didn't post about it,
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did it really happen?
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all: Yes!
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- Sorry,
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but you snooze, you lose.
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No posting, no boasting.
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No tagging, no bragging.
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No shares, who cares?
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- Stop it!
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Stop rhyming, stop lying,
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stop stealing, and stop posting!
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- Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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- Why not?
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- [evilly]
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'Cause I like it.
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- Okay, that was weird.
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- Sorry, but I started getting
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all those knocks,
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and it feels so good.
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- Look, if you don't stop
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stealing our lives,
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we're gonna stop giving you
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lives to steal.
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So from now on,
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whenever we're around you,
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we're gonna be the most boring,
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uninteresting kids in the world.
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- How are you gonna do that?
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- [evilly]
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Just you wait.
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- Oh, that is weird.
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What are you doing?
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- I'm going to do math.
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- I am going to knit.
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- I'm going to make
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your grammar gooder.
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- I'm going to do this.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Go ahead. Post away.
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And see how many knocks
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you get now.
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- Look how many knocks
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he's getting now!
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- "The other Quads look up to me
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so much,
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"they've started
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to dress like me.
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Guess it's DressLikeRickyDay."
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- Yeah, like anybody
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would ever do that.
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[dramatic music]
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I've had this nightmare.
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They're gonna bore us to sleep,
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then knit us into cocoons.
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- Then we hatch into
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new Rickys with wings.
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- You've had the same nightmare?
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- Haven't we all?
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This stops right now.
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- Ooh, looks like
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your little plan backfired.
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- I can't believe
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you tricked the entire school
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into thinking that you're cool.
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- It's the power
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of the Internet.
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I'm a social influencer.
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- Yeah, well, we're gonna
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tell everyone the truth.
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- Go ahead and try, but let me
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Rick-splain something to you.
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Once you build
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a strong personal brand online,
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people trust it.
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They'll believe anything I say.
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- Anything?
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- Yeah.
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I can make up
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any dumb catchphrase,
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and with one post,
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my followers will
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start saying it.
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Like, uh...
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"You ain't got the bread."
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- "You ain't got the bread"?
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That doesn't even mean anything.
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[phone chimes]
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- They don't know that.
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- Hey,
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where are your Ricky sweaters?
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- Oh, yeah,
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we're not doing that.
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- Psh. You ain't got the bread.
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- I think
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that Rick-speaks for itself.
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[knocking]
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Oh, and so do
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those sweet, sweet knocks.
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So many,
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it's almost ob-knock-sious.
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[laughing]
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- He is out of control.
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We have to do something.
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- Well, if they aren't
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going to listen to us,
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then maybe we need to create
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somebody more popular
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than Ricky online
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that they will listen to.
329
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- So we can steal
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all of his knocks
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and take him down a notch.
332
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- Exactly.
333
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- But it would need to be
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an untraceable account
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so Ricky won't know it's us.
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- We'd need some type
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of computer whiz.
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- But we don't have a whiz.
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- And we ain't got the bread
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either.
341
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- But we do have the pie.
342
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So, how's your pie, Mae?
343
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- What do you want?
344
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I know there's no such thing
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as free pie.
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- Okay, you know how
347
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you're like a computer whiz?
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- I'm not like one.
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I am one.
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- Well,
351
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we need you to help us create
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an untraceable
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FaceShack account.
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- To destroy Ricky.
355
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- So he ain't got the bread.
356
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- What does that mean?
357
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- Nothing!
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That's why
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we have to destroy him.
360
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- Look, Ricky has
361
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this FaceShack account,
362
00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:42,959
and he's stealing
363
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all of our stories,
364
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and he's completely
365
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out of control.
366
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- And you think
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me creating a fake profile
368
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that's more popular than his
369
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is gonna take him down?
370
00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:53,289
- Yeah! Mae, we have this whole
371
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online persona planned out.
372
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- We even have a cool name:
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"BoCo Yolo."
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- "BoCo"?
375
00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,750
- Yeah, as in Boulder, Colorado.
376
00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:01,422
- See, no one will ever know
377
00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:01,422
who BoCo is
378
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,878
because Boco's face will always
379
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,878
be... shrouded in mystery.
380
00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,167
- And a hoodie.
381
00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:10,668
- All this sounds great, but...
382
00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:11,919
I'm out.
383
00:09:11,959 --> 00:09:13,419
Now, back to my pie.
384
00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:14,828
- No more pie.
385
00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,455
- Sorry,
386
00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,130
but creating an account
387
00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,130
just to chase knocks
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is dangerous.
389
00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,132
Before you know it,
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all you care about hearing
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is the next knock.
392
00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,582
Then the next one.
393
00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,582
And the next one.
394
00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:25,915
Where's my next knock?
395
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[yelling]
396
00:09:25,959 --> 00:09:27,169
Where?
397
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- Give her the pie back.
398
00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:28,918
- Okay.
399
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,749
Are you talking
400
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,749
from experience, Mae?
401
00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:34,042
- No, I just wanted my pie back.
402
00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:36,793
But trust me,
403
00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:36,793
from everything I've read,
404
00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:38,084
you don't want to go
405
00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:38,084
down that road.
406
00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:40,165
- But Ricky is headed
407
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down that road,
408
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and he needs our help.
409
00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:42,293
Come on, Mae.
410
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Help us help him.
411
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,825
- I'm sorry.
412
00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,325
There's no way I can do this.
413
00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,165
Now can I finish my pie, please?
414
00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,078
- Sure, Mae.
415
00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,415
You finish your pie.
416
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,828
- Thank you.
417
00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,285
What's this?
418
00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,083
Why is Ricky holding my cat?
419
00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:03,495
- Oh, he posted that yesterday.
420
00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:07,962
And he hashtagged it
421
00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:07,962
"the purrr-fect couple."
422
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,330
- But Debbie and I
423
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,330
are the purrr-fect couple!
424
00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:12,995
He may have the bread now,
425
00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,541
but when I'm through with him,
426
00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,133
he's gonna be toast!
427
00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,463
- ♪ ♪
428
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,210
- Hey, everyone!
429
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,460
'Zup, Zayn?
430
00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,918
Classic Zayniac, am I right?
431
00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,749
Good morning, ladies.
432
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,208
Classic ladies!
433
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,208
[laughs nervously]
434
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,750
[laughter]
435
00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:40,882
So, looking at FaceShack, huh?
436
00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,497
- Yeah. This BoCo Yolo kid
437
00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,497
is blowin' up.
438
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:44,832
- BoCo who, now?
439
00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,455
- BoCo Yolo!
440
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,210
He's trending like crazy.
441
00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,290
- Probably because
442
00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,290
he posts cool stuff like this.
443
00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,293
[knocking]
444
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,833
- I mean, that's okay,
445
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,745
but did you see
446
00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,882
what the Rickinator posted
447
00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,882
this morning?
448
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,627
- It was
449
00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,627
just a FaceShack Memory.
450
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,167
From two days ago.
451
00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:06,418
- Yeah, we get it.
452
00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:06,418
You're friends with a cat.
453
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,998
- BoCo's so cool.
454
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,421
But that hoodie
455
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,421
always hides his face.
456
00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,708
I wonder what he looks like.
457
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,500
- Rumor has it
458
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,500
he goes to this school.
459
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,422
- I go to this school...
460
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,168
- It's working.
461
00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,418
Everybody loves BoCo.
462
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,168
- And they're tired of Ricky.
463
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,328
- Looks like
464
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,328
BoCo's got the bread now.
465
00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,415
[all laugh evilly]
466
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,916
[laughter]
467
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:33,419
♪ ♪
468
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,628
- Tom, you didn't take down
469
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,628
the cake video.
470
00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,037
- Oh, I wanted to, Anne,
471
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,253
but then all these customers
472
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,253
started coming in,
473
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,791
and did you see
474
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,791
how many knocks it got?
475
00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,254
- Oh, yeah, I did, I did and
476
00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,254
one of them is from your mother!
477
00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,791
- Huh.
478
00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,791
I guess she is on FaceShack.
479
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:45,884
- Okay.
480
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,127
- Look,
481
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,127
if she gave the video a knock,
482
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,076
she must like it.
483
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,165
- No, not necessarily.
484
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,628
A knock could mean anything.
485
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,247
It could be a sarcastic knock.
486
00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,001
- There's no such thing
487
00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,001
as a sarcastic knock.
488
00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:56,501
- That profile pic
489
00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:56,501
of you in a sombrero.
490
00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:59,712
Knock, knock.
491
00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:59,712
- [gasps] Anne!
492
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,580
You commented I was your amigo!
493
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:05,125
- That was an autocorrect
494
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:05,125
from "OMG!"
495
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,285
- Oh! Here comes Ricky.
496
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,713
- He's probably
497
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,713
feeling the burn.
498
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,500
- Yeah,
499
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,500
we helped him pretty hard.
500
00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:13,582
- Hey, guys!
501
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,325
all: Hey...
502
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,625
- Okay, why is he so happy?
503
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,127
- We have a problem.
504
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,456
He's posting again.
505
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,920
[knocking]
506
00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:23,579
- What?
507
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,575
He never crowd-surfed
508
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,575
at Chellapalooza!
509
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,125
- The Internet
510
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,125
doesn't know that,
511
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,206
and look how many knocks
512
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,206
he's getting.
513
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,420
- Now he's just making stuff up!
514
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,326
- Isn't that what we're doing?
515
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,915
- Yes,
516
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,915
but we're doing it to help him.
517
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:37,539
- Okay, but we need to start
518
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:37,539
making up some better stuff
519
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:41,003
so we can take that little
520
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:41,003
fake FaceShacker down.
521
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,831
- He got more knocks
522
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,831
than BoCo's last post, Mae!
523
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,665
- Oh, no, no, no.
524
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,749
No one gets more knocks
525
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,749
than BoCo.
526
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,252
This fake posting's
527
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,252
about to get real.
528
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:56,038
"Cute human flag,
529
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:56,038
but check this one out."
530
00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,833
[knocking]
531
00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,833
- No time for petting zoo pics.
532
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,575
I'm too busy getting
533
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,575
my double black belt.
534
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,955
[knocking]
535
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,955
- "Only a double?
536
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,380
I just got my triple...
537
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,380
from a ninja."
538
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,577
[knocking]
539
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,577
- Whatever.
540
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,955
Karate is so last week.
541
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,580
Now I get my kicks
542
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,580
eating a hot dog...
543
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,575
while walking on a high wire.
544
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,375
[knocking]
545
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,375
- "Adorable.
546
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:22,167
"But check me out
547
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:22,167
carrying a real dog...
548
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,748
while walking on hot coals."
549
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,382
[knocking]
550
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,627
- BoCo Yolo is hurting
551
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,627
the Rickinator.
552
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:29,627
[gasps]
553
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:30,827
- Sorry, Ricky.
554
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,415
This BoCo kid is obviously good.
555
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:33,668
You can't compete with that.
556
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,749
Our advice is just let it go.
557
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,792
- Yeah, there's no shame.
558
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,792
- Can't win 'em all, buddy.
559
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,424
- Yeah,
560
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,424
we're just trying to help.
561
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:42,418
- Help?
562
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:42,418
Even after I stole your lives?
563
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,418
- Hey, we just don't like to see
564
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,418
the Rickinator hurting.
565
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,498
- Yeah, forgive and forget.
566
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,632
- Forgive and forget?
567
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:53,997
They never forgive or forget.
568
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:58,631
♪ ♪
569
00:13:58,667 --> 00:13:59,957
- Oh, hey.
570
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,500
Is your mom's cake here yet?
571
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,422
I bought some milk
572
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,422
to get it down.
573
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,208
- [laughs]
574
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,208
Not yet.
575
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,380
- Good.
576
00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,707
It's usually here by now.
577
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,330
Wait a minute.
578
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:11,705
It's usually here by now!
579
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,040
Oh...
580
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,333
I knew it. I knew it.
581
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,495
She heard me in the video, Tom.
582
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:17,752
She definitely heard me,
583
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,212
and now she's not sending it!
584
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,037
I mean, I didn't like the cake,
585
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,583
but I liked getting the cake,
586
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,415
and now we're not
587
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,415
getting the cake!
588
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,078
- So now you want
589
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,078
to get the cake?
590
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,915
[laughter]
591
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:34,079
- Oh...
592
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,035
No, of course
593
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,035
I don't want the cake.
594
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,503
But I don't not want it
595
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,503
like this!
596
00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,252
Don't you understand?
597
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:44,131
- I don't not not understand.
598
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,326
- Okay.
599
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,745
That cake was an expression
600
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,332
of her love for us.
601
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,325
For me!
602
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,578
And now the love is gone, Tom.
603
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,165
[knock on door]
604
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,751
- Someone got
605
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,751
an anniversary cake!
606
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:07,882
- [groans excitedly]
607
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:07,882
- Thank you.
608
00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:09,997
Hey, look what my mom got you!
609
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:13,081
- [giggling]
610
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:13,081
Yes! She loves me, Tom.
611
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:16,325
She loves me!
612
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,455
Oh, yes!
613
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,167
[groaning]
614
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,167
She loves me, Tom.
615
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:25,288
Ugh... she loves me!
616
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,463
Milk!
617
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,170
Ah! Ah!
618
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,170
Milk! Milk!
619
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,168
- I'll go to the store.
620
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,248
- Hurry!
621
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:39,041
♪ ♪
622
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,083
- Hey, guys.
623
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,245
So I've been thinking
624
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,921
a lot about what you said,
625
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,709
and maybe I did get
626
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,709
a little carried away.
627
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,710
So I'm quitting FaceShack.
628
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:48,960
- Really?
629
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,040
- Yeah.
630
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,503
No more posting lies.
631
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,042
No more chasing knocks.
632
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,003
From now on,
633
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,003
I'm just giving them.
634
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,291
And this one's for you,
635
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,291
Boco Yolo.
636
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,383
[simultaneous knocking]
637
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,383
Aha!
638
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:04,167
I knew you guys were BoCo Yolo!
639
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,828
Forgive and forget, huh?
640
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,575
Oh, I'm gonna forget...
641
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,575
to forgive!
642
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,455
- Ricky, we were just
643
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,455
trying to help you.
644
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,540
- Were you?
645
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,540
Were you really?
646
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:18,043
Or were you just trying to get
647
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:18,043
a taste of those sweet knocks?
648
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,333
- No.
649
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,333
- Who cares about knocks?
650
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,165
- Yeah, we can stop posting
651
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,165
whenever we want.
652
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,998
- Then you won't mind
653
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,998
when your FaceShack door
654
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,251
closes forever
655
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,791
after I tell the whole school
656
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,544
that BoCo Yolo is a fraud.
657
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,633
- Go ahead and try.
658
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:34,167
But let me BoCo-splain
659
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:34,167
something to you.
660
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,208
We've got the strong,
661
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,208
personal brand now.
662
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,630
So who do you think
663
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,630
the people are gonna believe?
664
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:43,167
You? Or the BoCo?
665
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,788
- Touché.
666
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,584
You know, it's too bad.
667
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,415
Everybody loves BoCo,
668
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,078
but since they don't know
669
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,078
it's you,
670
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,875
you can never get
671
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,875
any of that love.
672
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,037
You'll never know
673
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,037
what it feels like
674
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,253
to get the points...
675
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,581
and the wiggle waves...
676
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,375
like I did.
677
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,921
Just in case I wasn't clear,
678
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,921
it feels good.
679
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,749
[laughter]
680
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,752
Real good.
681
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,084
It feels so--
682
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,084
all: We get it!
683
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,463
- I want the points.
684
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,750
- I want the wiggle waves.
685
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:17,882
- I want it all.
686
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,577
- Wait, but I thought we were
687
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,577
just doing this to help Ricky.
688
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,915
- Well, I mean,
689
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,915
it started that way,
690
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,669
but it doesn't matter.
691
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,999
We can never get any of it
692
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,999
because BoCo's not real,
693
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:28,421
so the world's never
694
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:28,421
gonna get to see him.
695
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,328
- Hey, everybody!
696
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,575
BoCo just posted that he's
697
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,575
gonna be revealing himself
698
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:35,075
in the common area right now!
699
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,000
- Okay,
700
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,000
we have got to stop saying
701
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,381
things are never gonna happen!
702
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:44,207
all: [chanting]
703
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:44,207
BoCo! Yolo!
704
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:47,957
[chanting stops]
705
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,540
Mae?
706
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,793
all: Mae?
707
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,004
- Not anymore.
708
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,831
It's BoCo Yolo now!
709
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,375
all: [chanting]
710
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,375
BoCo! Yolo!
711
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:01,787
♪ ♪
712
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,500
all: [chanting]
713
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,500
BoCo! Yolo!
714
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,962
- Mae, what do you think
715
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,962
you're doing?
716
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,630
- Hey, I gave you people
717
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,630
what you wanted.
718
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,627
Now I'm just giving
719
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,627
these people what they want.
720
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,957
- Mae, you were
721
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,957
the one who warned us
722
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,380
about the dangerous road.
723
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,127
- But the knocks...
724
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,127
and the points...
725
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,206
and the wiggles... feel good.
726
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,375
Real good.
727
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,827
all: [chanting]
728
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,827
BoCo! Yolo!
729
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,915
- Mae, what I'm about to do
730
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,915
is for your own good.
731
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:39,785
Everybody!
732
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:39,785
I have an announcement!
733
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,544
Mae is not BoCo Yolo!
734
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,923
[all gasp]
735
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:46,039
She couldn't be BoCo Yolo
736
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,793
because the truth is...
737
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,964
I'm BoCo Yolo!
738
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,960
[all gasp]
739
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,130
- What are you doing?
740
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,626
- Yeah, what are you doing?
741
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,077
- Going solo Yolo.
742
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,535
- Yeah? Well, two can go solo.
743
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,583
She's not BoCo Yolo!
744
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,075
I'm BoCo Yolo!
745
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,325
[all gasp]
746
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,165
- No... I'm BoCo Yolo!
747
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,998
And they're called
748
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,998
"Nickerdoodles"!
749
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,831
- How do we know that any of you
750
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,831
is the real BoCo Yolo?
751
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,245
- And that you actually did
752
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,245
any of that crazy stuff
753
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,291
you posted online?
754
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,333
- Maybe they should do
755
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,333
something crazy to prove it!
756
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,705
I don't know who said that,
757
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,705
but it's a great idea.
758
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,040
all: Yeah!
759
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,753
- Yeah! Say something.
760
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,332
Anything. I'll do it.
761
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,875
That'll prove
762
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,875
that I'm the real BoCo Yolo.
763
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,247
- No, I'll do it.
764
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,247
- No, I will.
765
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,041
- No, I will.
766
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,041
Name anything.
767
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,083
- Skydiving!
768
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,915
all: Anything else!
769
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,789
- No, we're good with skydiving.
770
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,174
- I'm out.
771
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:40,168
- Well, I would skydive,
772
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,248
but where are we gonna get
773
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,248
a plane?
774
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,751
- My dad has a plane.
775
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,832
all: Yeah!
776
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:48,285
- Uh... yeah, but we don't
777
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:48,285
have any parachutes.
778
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,003
- The plane came
779
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,003
with parachutes.
780
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:52,001
all: Whoo!
781
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,671
- Yeah, but he probably
782
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,671
doesn't have any kid sizes.
783
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,629
- Actually, he just opened
784
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,629
a kid-friendly skydiving school.
785
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,207
[all cheering]
786
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,670
He's got an opening
787
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,670
this Saturday.
788
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:04,209
- Ooh, I've got a thing
789
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:04,209
this Saturday.
790
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,630
- Yeah, I mean, is there any way
791
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,287
we can just settle this
792
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,287
right now?
793
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,003
- Like, closer to the ground?
794
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,211
- Walk on hot coals!
795
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,670
Again, I don't know
796
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,670
who said that,
797
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,289
but it's a great idea.
798
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,003
Since BoCo already did it once,
799
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,711
it shouldn't be a problem.
800
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,540
all: Yeah!
801
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:23,253
- True, true, I would definitely
802
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:23,253
walk on hot coals again...
803
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,711
if we had any,
804
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,711
but since we don't--
805
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,960
- I've got hot tots!
806
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,960
Fresh out of the oven.
807
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,670
They'll do the job!
808
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:33,379
[laughter]
809
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:36,077
all: [chanting]
810
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:36,077
Hot tots! Hot tots!
811
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:45,127
- Uh, what's this for?
812
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,826
- Oh, you'll know.
813
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,325
- Wait, hold on.
814
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,625
Let me just make sure
815
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,625
these tots are hot.
816
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,747
Oh, hot! Hot!
817
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:57,422
[yelling, sighing]
818
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,708
- You were right.
819
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,708
I did know.
820
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:03,540
- Okay, on FaceShack,
821
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:03,540
BoCo talked the talk.
822
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:07,383
Now it's time to see
823
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:07,383
who can walk the walk.
824
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,957
all: [chanting]
825
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,957
Tot walk! Tot walk!
826
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,750
- Okay, now's your chance
827
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,750
to chicken out.
828
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,962
- I'm not chickening out.
829
00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,962
- Yeah, me neither.
830
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,630
all: [chanting]
831
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,630
Tot walk! Tot walk!
832
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:19,787
- Stop!
833
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,924
Stop the tot walk!
834
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,039
This is ridiculous.
835
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,963
And it's all my fault.
836
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,380
They only created BoCo
837
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,380
to take me down
838
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,037
because I stole their stories
839
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,037
and pretended they were mine.
840
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,543
[all gasp]
841
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,833
- It's true.
842
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,833
- All him.
843
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:41,915
- So RickyLife
844
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:41,915
was actually TheirLives.
845
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:46,169
But I learned something today,
846
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:46,169
and it's a lesson for us all.
847
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:49,668
It's better to be less popular
848
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:49,668
for who you really are
849
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,959
than more popular
850
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,959
for something you're... not!
851
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,750
Hot tots! Hot tots!
852
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:58,082
- You know what it's for,
853
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:58,082
people!
854
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,875
- [screaming]
855
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,707
- Ooh, I'm gonna get
856
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,707
a lot of knocks for this one!
857
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,080
[camera shutter clicks]
858
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,745
[simultaneous knocking]
859
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:12,957
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
860
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,750
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
861
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:19,002
[whistling]
862
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:26,211
♪ ♪
863
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,540
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
864
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,540
yeah, yeah ♪
865
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,793
♪ Yeah, yeah,
866
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,793
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
867
00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:31,964
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
868
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,080
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
869
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