Original subtitles

[rock music]

- It's hard to believe that

just a few months ago

we were petrified about

starting a new school.

- And now look at us.

We get to hang out

with friends

and dig in the dirt

for a grade.

- Wait, there's grades in here?

I hope I find

an A.

No, I'm kidding.

I know there's no A's in here.

I'll settle for a B.

- Who knew school could feel so

un-school-ish?

- It really did work out great.

I mean, it

took us three months,

but we finally

made a bunch of new friends

and everybody's happy.

- Sups haps.

I dig it here.

[bell rings]

- School's over already?

all: Aww.

- Don't worry. We get to come

back to school tomorrow.

all: Yay!

- But it's our turn

to clean up.

all: Lucky.

- All right, see you guys

tomorrow.

all: Bye.

Hey, my shovel's

stuck on a root.

Could you give me a hand?

- Do it yourself!

Is what I would have

said at our old school.

But now, come on, guys.

Let's help Dickitydoo.

- Look at us.

The Harper Quads working

together.

Has life ever been this good?

[together] Nope.

[creaking]

- It wasn't a root,

it's a pipe!

- We struck oil!

We're gonna be rich!

- No! Dickitydont!

- That's not oil. That's sewage!

- What?

- It's Dickitydoody!

all: Gross!

- Quick! We need to plug

the hole!

- Your gloves! Everybody throw

your gloves in there!

- [exhales]

There.

That should hold it.

- Great. Let's just fill this

with dirt, and no one

will ever know that something

terrible happened here.

- Hey kids, something terrible's

happening at your school!

- I'm here at Rothschild Prep

where investigators are

still trying to figure out

just what caused

a sewage backup

that flooded the entire school.

- I wonder what happened.

- How would we know?

- Don't worry, kids, it's--

it's not like a giant sinkhole

is swallowing up

your entire school.

- A giant sinkhole is

swallowing up the entire schoo!

The good news is, it was

already evacuated--

[smash]

Oh, there goes the gym!

And the cafeteria, and oh,

the humanities department!

[sighs] Just think of all

the kids who spent months

making new friends

and learning to fit in.

Oh, here's a couple

of them now.

Kids, how do you feel

about all this?

- Terrible. We're going

to have to start all over again

at a new school.

- Nothing will ever

be the same again.

- Hey, those kids look just like

Mae and Miles.

- Some things will stay

exactly the same.

[upbeat music]

- ♪♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

[cheerful music]

- Guess what day it is.

- The day after our

school was sunk?

- The worst day ever.

- Turds-day.

- Turds-day?

You mean Thursday.

- No.

- Turds-day. [laughs]

- Well, I was going for Sunday.

- Come on, have some ice cream.

It'll cheer you up.

- How come you guys

are so cheery?

You loved the school too.

- Pff. Who actually loves

their school?

[together] We did.

- If the investigators ever

find out what caused it--

- Or who--

- What do you mean?

There's no who.

- Yeah, it's definitely a what.

- Totally a what.

- What, what!

- You guys are

acting werd.

- Well, you know, instead

of thinking about the who

and the what and the werd,

let's focus on the where.

Like, where we're

gonna be going to school.

Here--Boulder Academy.

With its "unique classes, clubs,

"and brand new facilities

with state-of-the-art

equipment."

Eh?

- And all new students!

It took us three months to

finally be comfortable at the

old school.

- And now we're back

at square one.

- Well, we'll be at square two

in no time.

I mean, come on, look at these

happy students with

their smiling faces,

all having a great time.

Those smiles are infectious.

- It looks like everyone is

already friends at this place.

- There's obvs no room for us.

- Calm down.

There's room

for everyone.

[gasps] Oh, no.

This school already

has a kid with tiny green pants.

There's obvs no room for us!

- Okay, let's focus

on the positive,

like this

study buddy program.

- That started three months ago.

Which means everybody's

study-buddied up.

- Relax.

I'll be your spuddy buddy.

- It's study buddy.

- Oh yeah?

Then why do I have this potato?

- I don't know.

Hey, Dicky, getting a jump on

your spuddying, huh?

- What is happening?

- What's happening is that

you're nervous

about going to a new school.

But you made friends

at Rothschild Prep,

and I'm sure you'll

make friends here too.

- Yeah, you just go up to

somebody and say something cool,

like, uh, "What's good,

big boy?"

- Yeah, or, "Looking fly, girl."

- Haha, yeah?

See, you guys get it.

- Yeah.

- We get it.

- Do you guys get it?

[together] No.

- But they're right.

I mean, if we were able

to fit in once,

we should be able

to do it again.

We just need to do

the same thing

on the first day

of our new school

as we did at our

last school.

- Yes. We entered through those

now-sunken doors together...

- Together.

- Full of confidence.

- Confidence!

- Laughing and acting like

we belonged there.

- There!

- We just need to make a good

first impression, again.

- I guess that makes sense.

- Of course it makes sense.

Here, we'll meet outside

the new school at 8:12,

just like last time.

Who's in?

- I'm game.

- I'm in.

- Let's do it.

- Hey, there's ice cream.

- Oh, Sundae.

- All right, then we'll

see you guys tomorrow.

- All right, we'll see ya.

- See ya.

[overlapping chatter]

- At least they left here

feeling hopeful

about the new school

and not thinking about who sunk

the old school.

- I almost forgot.

We have to figure out who

sunk the old school.

Never forget!

Rothschild forever!

See you tomorrow at 8:12.

- "Find out who sunk

the old school?!"

- We sunk the old school!

- They're gonna find out

we're the sinkers!

[smack]

- Relax.

- Well, the backhand's new.

[smack]

- Yeah, that feels right.

- Once they get

to the new school

and make new friends,

it'll blow over.

Trust me, this will all be fixed

by 8:13 tomorrow.

- It's 8:13.

- War are they?

I wonder what the holdup is.

- ♪ We walk in the schoolyard

all day long ♪

♪ Rockin' and a-boppin'

just feelin' real calm ♪

- Wrap it up.

- Hold on, I have to

sing the whole song,

just like last time!

- Well, sing it faster, or

you're going to make us late!

- ♪ All the new kids

at our great new school ♪

♪ Love to see the Quads

look cool-cool-cool ♪

- Okay, I'm all good to go.

- What do you have on your feet?

- My new kicks.

Pretty fire, right?

- I don't know what that means,

but you wore orange shoes

last time.

- But these are more fire.

- I don't care if they're

actually on fire.

Stick to the formula.

There is no time

to lollygag.

- Ugh! Your breath

is making me lollygag.

- Great. Now I've

got nervous breath.

- Socks or no socks?

- Whatever you did last time.

- Okay, one of each it is.

- Why aren't your shoes on?

- They're too tight.

My feet must have grown.

- Do you remember which

foot was socked?

- Think it was the right one.

- We're going to be late!

- What happened to your shoes?

They were fire.

- Ricky put out my fire.

- Being late makes Ricky faint!

Here we go.

- Aaaand they're late.

- Welcome!

You must be some of the new

kids from that poor school

that, well, ya know...

[together] Pfftht!

- [gasps]

We did not plan that.

- We didn't.

- Hi, I'm Sadie.

- And I'm Kipper.

It's short for Skipper.

- And I'm Miles,

short for Smiles.

- Really?

I'm Dooley, m'lady.

- Really? I'm Mae,

and this is Avery.

- Cool har.

- I told you I'm not

the only one

who talks like a pirate.

Har!

- No, har.

Up thar.

- Oh. Thanks.

- Sorry.

He's just a little

harrrd of hearing.

Ooh, that is fun!

- I told you!

- Why didn't I listen?

- 'Cause you're a scallywag.

- Come on, we'll show you

landlubbers around.

- Aye, aye, Captain!

Really?

- This is awesome.

We already made new friends.

- Shouldn't we wait

for the Quads?

- Ah, don't worry about them.

I'm sure they'll be arrre-right.

Hey, that is fun.

- You're a scallywag.

- Mae, the friend ship

is sailing.

- Where could they be?

- I knew you guys would

make us late!

- Us? You fainted.

- Maybe he smelled

his own breath.

- My breath was minty fresh

until your tardiness started

making me nervous!

Well you must be terrified

right now, 'cause wow.

- Guys! Stop it.

Where are they?

[flatulent noises]

- What's with the shoe toots?

- I buttered my feet so

the shoes would fit.

- There they are!

- Do you think they went in

without us?

- Uh, yes. Yes, I do.

- Do you think they'll wait

for us?

- Uh, no. No, I don't.

[rock music]

- Great. We wanted to make

a good first impression,

but instead we made

no impression.

- Don't worry.

As the saying goes,

you always get a second chance

to make a first impression.

- That's not a saying.

- Mae just texted.

Looks like we're

gonna get a second chance

to make a first impression.

- Told you.

- She said she's sorry

they bailed on us,

but everyone's gathering in

the common area right now.

So let's just get in there.

- Great. Now remember,

we stick to the formula.

We go in confident and happy.

- Big Boy the Wolverine.

Not only our school mascot,

but also our

furry friend.

- And now a moment of silence.

[door flings open]

- Hey, Boulder Academy!

- Harpers in the house!

- Woot-woot!

- What's good, big boy?!

- Hey, guys.

- Jeez. Who died?

- Big Boy did.

[together] Ohhh.

- Uh... can we all just pretend

this never happened?

- We were never here.

[flatulent noises]

- And you never heard that.

Or that.

[prrff]

Or that.

- Would you take your

shoes off?

- It's not my shoes.

I get nervous breath in

a different place.

[prrff]

- Today was a complete disaster.

We ruined any chance we had of

making a good first impression.

- At least our friends

have friends.

- Kids, if you're having

trouble making friends,

maybe you should join a club.

- Yes! That's just the ticket.

- Just the ticket?

That's not a saying, Dad.

- Okay, you know what is a

saying?

"What up, club peeps!

Harpers ready to get they

club on!"

See, that is what you can say

when you join.

They'll love it.

- Let's say they do.

Is that a club we

really want to be in?

- Sorry, Mom. We're just not

club people.

- Hey, guys.

Kipper and Sadie invited us to

join the Mystery Solvers Club,

and we convinced them

to let you in, too.

- Ooh, a club? We are totally

club people.

- Harpers ready to get they

club on!

- Yeah. Maybe don't say that

over there.

- The club's a great idea.

It's just the ticket.

- Just the ticket.

That's a great saying.

- But when I said it, you said

it wasn't a saying.

- Well when you said it,

it wasn't.

- You know what, it looks like

we are not appreciated

around here.

Come on, Tom.

- Right behind you, fly girl.

We'll catch you on the backside,

and that is a saying.

- It's flipside.

- Dang it!

- Guys, this is Sadie

and Kipper.

- As the president

of the Mystery Solvers Club,

I'd like

to say welcome.

- And as the vice president

of the Mystery Solvers Club,

I'd like to say what an amazing

job you're doing as president.

- No, you're doing

an amazing job.

- No, you are.

- No, you are.

Anyway. Welcome,

welcome. Sit sit.

- So, Mystery Solvers Club, huh?

- Yup, they solve real mysteries

around the school.

Like "The Case of the

Stolen School Supplies."

- Turns out it was the janitor.

[together] Oooooh.

- And "The Case of the

Half-Eaten Party Sub."

- Also the janitor.

[together] Aaaahh.

- So, what's our case gonna be?

- "The Case of Who Sunk

Rothschild Prep."

- Starting tomorrow,

we roll up our sleeves and start

digging for facts.

We will not rest until the

sinkers are brought to justice.

Never forget.

Rothschild forever!

all: Yeah!

- I think we're all thinking

the same thing here, right?

- How annoying Mae is with that

"Never forget.

Rothschild

Forever!"?

- How obvious it is that Sadie

and Kipper love each other

but lack the courage

to admit it?

- How I shouldn't have eaten

that string cheese

I found on the ground yesterday?

- No.

Well, yes.

All three of those.

But more importantly,

if we don't

throw them off our trail,

we're going down faster than

that school we sank.

- My nervous breath is back.

Here we go again.

- I knew it was his breath.

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Okay. That's them!

Everybody stick to the plan.

Hey guys!

- Wow. You're a busy bunch.

- What is all this?

- Oh, we just wanted to get

a jump on the case.

- We started by brainstorming

for three hours

and came up with the one

question

that no one else would

think to ask:

"Who did it?"

- These guys don't mess around.

- Was it...

Mr. Platakus,

the shop teacher?

- [gasps] Platakus did it?

- No.

But we did find out it's

pronounced "Pla-two-cuss."

- Why does that matter?

- It doesn't. Just FYI.

- So we moved on to our next

suspect...

Mr. Faubus, the bus driver!

- He did it?

- No. But we did find out it's

actually Mrs. Faubus.

- To be fair, the mustache

kinda threw us.

- And since she didn't do it,

we moved on to our next,

next suspect...

- We don't care who didn't

do it.

Can we just get to what's behind

the big question mark?

- Fine.

- Now what's behind that

question mark?

- How many question marks

are there?

- I'll ask the questions

around here.

How many question marks

are there?

- I'll ask the questions

around here.

How many question marks

are there?

- I will ask the questions

around here.

Exactly how many--

- Do you guys know who did it

or not?!

- Not. Which proves one thing:

this case

is unsolvable.

Who wants donuts?

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No case is unsolvable.

- We're Mystery Solvers,

not Mystery Quitters.

- But since this case

seems impossible,

can't we move on to a different

case? Like...

I don't know, um,

oh, who was behind

Big Boy's demise?

- Great! Dawn just saved us.

- Well actually,

it's the same case.

We think toxic gas from

the sinkhole

was what spelled the end

for Big Boy,

so find the sinkers,

find the killers!

- Great. Dawn

just sank us.

- So tomorrow we go back

to Rothschild Prep

and look for clues.

- I love it!

- Will you excuse us

for one minute?

Clues! If they go there, they'll

find our gardening gloves!

They have our names on them!

- You just had to take that

stupid embroidery class,

didn't you?

- Uh, hello?

So we'll meet tomorrow morning

at the scene of the crime

to figure out who's

responsible for everything.

- You guys are in, right?

[all stammering]

- Yup.

We'll be there,

bright and early.

See you tomorrow.

- Bye.

- Bye, guys.

See you tomorrow.

- We get rid of those gloves

and pin this on somebody else.

- So when you say "get rid

of those gloves,"

you mean take, not throw away.

I mean, I spent a lot of time

on those.

- You know those were in

a stinkhole, right?

- You know how hard a lazy daisy

stitch is, right?

It's much harder than it sounds.

♪ ♪

- So who are we gonna

pin this on?

- Big Boy!

I mean, they think

the sinkhole's fumes

caused his demise.

Well what if he breathed in the

fumes because he was there?

What if Big Boy

was behind the entire thing?

- Yes! We'll frame Big Boy.

- But like, how do we sell this?

Uh, we'd have to cover the place

with wolverine paw prints.

- Where are we going to find

a wolverine

willing to help us do that?

- Maybe we can use

the Big Boy statue.

- Or I could just go into

the woods

and catch a real

wolverine.

They're friendly, right?

Not friendly. Statue it is.

- ♪♪

- Wolverine, wolverine,

wolverine...

Wolverine!

- Wolverines don't say

"wolverine."

- Then what do they say?

- Just hurry up.

- Just hurry up, just hurry up,

just hurry up...

- Just make it look like Big Boy

walked over to the pipe,

clawed it open,

and walked out.

I'll get rid of our gloves.

- Uh-oh.

The Mystery Solvers are coming.

The Mystery Solvers are coming!

- Okay, ditch Big Boy!

And the gloves!

Hurry, guys!

[gasps] Uh-oh!

- The pipe's leaking!

- It must be because we

took our gloves out!

- Apply pressure! Stand on it!

- Hey, what's up,

club peeps?

- You're here early.

- That's real

Mystery Solver spirit.

- Yep.

- Solving mysteries.

- Nose to the grindstone.

- Early bird gets the bacon.

- Dude, are you

wearing a diaper?

- Yes, yes I am.

That's how dedicated I

am to solving this crime.

I won't leave here

for any reason.

- Okay.

- Speaking of, we

found some evidence.

[grunts]

Which is way over there. Look!

- War?

- Um, way over thar.

Out the dar.

You know, just keep going.

You'll see it.

Little mar.

I need something to plug

this hole.

- Uh, Dicky, what about

your spuddy buddy?

- Channing Tater? No way!

- Just give him to me.

- Yo, bro-tato. Be safe.

- We don't see anything

out here!

- Keep looking!

- Channing, no!

- There's nothing out there.

- Psh, and you call yourselves

Mystery Solvers.

I mean, there are clearly

wolverine paw prints

leading to a pipe

that was sliced open

by razor-sharp claws.

One can only conclude

that the culprit was Big Boy!

[together] Big Boy?

- Yep, mystery solved.

You can all go now.

- Wait, why are you sitting in

a bucket?

- You know, I could ask you

the same thing.

- No you can't, 'cause I'm not

sitting in a bucket.

- Okay, I think it's obvious

what's going on here.

- These wolverine prints

are fake

and you're covering for the real

guilty party.

- The truth is...

the Quads are guilty!

[all gasp]

- Of covering for you four!

[together] What?!

- I thought we were friends.

But how can we be

friends after this?

- We're gonna tell the whole

school what you did,

and nobody's gonna want

to be friends with you.

- No, it wasn't them.

[sighs deeply]

It was us.

both: What?

- It's true. We sunk the school.

- But it was an accident.

- And we're sorry.

- And scene!

- Wait, w-what's going on?

- Surprise! There is no Mystery

Solvers Club.

- We're all in the Drama Club.

[all gasp]

- Why would you do this?

- Well, once we saw how weird

you acted after the school sank,

with all your giving us free ice

cream, and your "what-what's,"

we thought you might've had

something to do with it.

- And since you obviously

weren't going to

tell us the truth...

- We had to find a way to get

you to admit it.

- So you could spend less time

keeping secrets

and more time making

new friends.

- Well, thank you.

How about we start now?

[grunts]

If you don't mind,

we would really like

a third chance

to make our

first impression.

- Oh, it's way too late

for that.

But it's never too late to make

a new friend.

- So you forgive us for sending

Big Boy

to the great big wolverine den

in the sky?

- Oh, you guys didn't

kill our wolverine.

He died of old age.

- But is that our Big Boy

statue?

- You stole our statue?!

- From our new friends.

You guys.

We're losing them.

- I really wish we had

a way out of this one.

[blasting]

- We found a waaaayyyyyyy!

- Good thing he was wearing

a diaper, huh?

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪