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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:10,380 ♪ 2 00:00:10,417 --> 00:00:12,377 - And what's in here? 3 00:00:12,417 --> 00:00:13,457 [gasps] 4 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,790 Oh, look. 5 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:20,834 A tiny toy soldier. 6 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:23,495 Candy! 7 00:00:23,542 --> 00:00:26,832 Pretty marble. 8 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:29,375 - Pretty marble. 9 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:29,375 Didn't see that coming. 10 00:00:29,417 --> 00:00:31,957 - Can't you watch 11 00:00:29,417 --> 00:00:31,957 those dumb egg-opening videos 12 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,880 you're obsessed with 13 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,880 in the kitchen? 14 00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:36,377 - They're called Wunder Eggs, 15 00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:36,377 and I'm not obsessed. 16 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:39,287 I can stop anytime I want. 17 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:42,633 - Three balloons. 18 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,537 - Can that time be now? 19 00:00:45,583 --> 00:00:47,383 - It could be. 20 00:00:47,417 --> 00:00:50,327 - A tiny dinosaur. 21 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,285 - But it won't be. 22 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:57,209 - Dawn, can you tell Ricky 23 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:57,209 how weird he is? 24 00:00:57,250 --> 00:01:00,420 - I've got this, Dawn. 25 00:00:57,250 --> 00:01:00,420 Ricky, you're weird. 26 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:04,128 - Nicky, you know you're not 27 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:04,128 supposed to use Mom's bathrobe 28 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:04,128 when she's out. 29 00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:05,496 You're gonna get us 30 00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:05,496 all in trouble. 31 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:07,502 Ricky, back me up here. 32 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:07,502 - Dawn's right. 33 00:01:07,542 --> 00:01:10,002 - Okay, well, none of us are 34 00:01:07,542 --> 00:01:10,002 supposed to be eating junk food. 35 00:01:10,041 --> 00:01:11,461 So you're gonna get us 36 00:01:10,041 --> 00:01:11,461 in trouble. 37 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,500 Dicky, back me up here. 38 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,500 - Nicky's right. 39 00:01:13,542 --> 00:01:17,132 - Well, Mom told you, you can't 40 00:01:13,542 --> 00:01:17,132 play any more video games today. 41 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:18,996 Dawn, back me up here. 42 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:18,996 - Look, I'd love to, 43 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:20,631 but I'm already backing up 44 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:20,631 Dicky from yesterday 45 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:21,707 when he backed me up. 46 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,330 - But you owe me a back-up. 47 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,875 Nicky, back me up here. 48 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:26,327 - Sorry, can't. 49 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:27,705 Part of my back-up 50 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:27,705 with Dawn yesterday 51 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,250 was that I can't 52 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,250 back you up today. 53 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:31,581 - What? 54 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:31,581 - Hold on, back up. 55 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,995 - Are you asking me 56 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,995 to back you up? 57 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:34,501 - No, I'm telling you 58 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:34,501 to back up. 59 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:36,792 For someone who just 60 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:36,792 took a bath, you stink. 61 00:01:36,834 --> 00:01:38,134 - That's lavender. 62 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,786 - Well, it's disgusting. 63 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,044 Guys, back me up. 64 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,044 - both: It's true. 65 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:45,253 - You can't back him up! 66 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:45,253 You both owe me back-ups. 67 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:45,253 - No, we don't. 68 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:45,253 - You owe me a back-up. 69 00:01:45,291 --> 00:01:46,791 [overlapping shouting] 70 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:49,174 - Why would I want 71 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:49,174 to back you up? 72 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:50,628 - Seriously? 73 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:52,497 We can't leave you guys 74 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:52,497 for two minutes. 75 00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:54,672 - We just went to the Hickmans' 76 00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:54,672 to borrow an egg. 77 00:01:54,709 --> 00:01:55,959 - Ooh. 78 00:01:54,709 --> 00:01:55,959 - My egg. 79 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,960 - And we come back, 80 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,960 and you guys are arguing. 81 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,630 You know, I thought we agreed 82 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,630 we were gonna have 83 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,630 a more harmonious household. 84 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:01,957 - What? 85 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:01,957 - We did? 86 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,790 - We never agreed to that. 87 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,790 - It was two minutes ago 88 00:02:03,834 --> 00:02:04,754 when we left 89 00:02:03,834 --> 00:02:04,754 for the Hickmans'! 90 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,132 Tom, back me up on this. 91 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,076 - I can't back you up. 92 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,076 I owe the kids a back-up 93 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:09,625 from that time I scratched 94 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:09,625 your car backing up. 95 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:11,247 - What, you scratched my car? 96 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:11,247 - No, I didn't. 97 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:13,421 Kids, back me up here. 98 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:13,421 - No, he didn't. 99 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:14,668 - He's an excellent driver. 100 00:02:14,709 --> 00:02:16,459 - The bumper 101 00:02:14,709 --> 00:02:16,459 always looked like that. 102 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,630 - Hey, where'd my egg go? 103 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:19,077 - Sorry, I-- 104 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:22,575 I had to see what was inside. 105 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:24,035 [upbeat music] 106 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:26,253 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, 107 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:26,253 na, na, na, na, na ♪ 108 00:02:26,291 --> 00:02:29,331 [whistling] 109 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:31,495 ♪ ♪ 110 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,582 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 111 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,582 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 112 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:37,625 ♪ One, two ♪ 113 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:37,625 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 114 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:37,625 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 115 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:40,577 [cheerful music] 116 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:46,999 - I wonder what this 117 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:46,999 family meeting is about. 118 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:52,631 - I don't know, 119 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:52,631 maybe it's to tell you 120 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:52,631 to chew gum louder! 121 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:54,827 - Oh, I'm sorry. 122 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:54,827 I couldn't hear you 123 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,705 over your clickity-clackity 124 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,705 over there. 125 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,380 Why do you even have a pen? 126 00:02:58,417 --> 00:03:00,287 - The cover the sound 127 00:02:58,417 --> 00:03:00,287 of his toe cracking. 128 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:03,503 - I'm only doing that 129 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:03,503 to cover the sound 130 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:03,503 of his nose whistle. 131 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:06,132 - It's seasonal! 132 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:06,132 You can survive until fall. 133 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:07,956 - Kids, your mother and I 134 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:07,956 have noticed 135 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:11,711 you've been acting 136 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:11,711 worse than...usual. 137 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,245 - What gave you that idea? 138 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:18,631 - Just a hunch. 139 00:03:18,667 --> 00:03:21,747 - Release. 140 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:24,792 Look, it's obvious that you guys 141 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:24,792 are a little more stressed out 142 00:03:24,834 --> 00:03:26,214 because of homework and chores, 143 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:28,500 but you can't take it out 144 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:28,500 on each other. 145 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,292 - So we were thinking 146 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,292 that if we could just 147 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,253 alleviate that stress, 148 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:32,253 then you guys would fight less 149 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:34,501 and create a more 150 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:34,501 harmonious household. 151 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:37,712 - Which is why we got you this. 152 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:39,630 Your Own 153 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:39,630 Computerized Optimizer. 154 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:41,537 all: YOCO! 155 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,833 - This is amazing. 156 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,833 - So you know what it is? 157 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,625 - Of course we know 158 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,625 what YOCO is. 159 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,997 - Yeah, she can play music 160 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,997 and turn on lights for you. 161 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:49,331 - Look stuff up for you online. 162 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:51,575 - Read me books so 163 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:51,575 Ricky doesn't have to. 164 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:53,375 - Plus, she's a learning robot. 165 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:55,377 The more she listens, 166 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:55,377 the smarter she gets. 167 00:03:55,417 --> 00:03:57,537 - Exactly, and we've synced her 168 00:03:55,417 --> 00:03:57,537 up with every room in the house. 169 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:59,713 - Check it out, she can even 170 00:03:57,583 --> 00:03:59,713 turn on the dishwasher. 171 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:02,330 YOCO, turn on the dishwasher. 172 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:05,535 - Dishwasher on. 173 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:08,173 all: Ooh. 174 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:09,788 - Cool, now I'll 175 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:09,788 never have to learn 176 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,214 how to run the dishwasher. 177 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,214 - It's two buttons! 178 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:13,880 - Don't tell me which two. 179 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:13,880 I don't want to know. 180 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:15,877 - Okay, kids, enjoy YOCO. 181 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:17,997 Your father and I have to go to 182 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:17,997 the store to do some inventory, 183 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:19,081 so you're on your own. 184 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,535 - We are? 185 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,535 - Really? 186 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:21,543 - Yeah, we trust you. 187 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,003 - You do? 188 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,003 - Us? 189 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:24,791 - Yes, you know the rules. 190 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:26,674 No more video game 191 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:26,674 or tablet usage. 192 00:04:26,709 --> 00:04:28,999 No junk food. 193 00:04:26,709 --> 00:04:28,999 No using my bathroom. 194 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:31,671 - What about-- 195 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:31,671 - Or a bathrobe. 196 00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:34,539 And no fighting. 197 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:36,793 - Anne, are you sure 198 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:36,793 we should trust the kids? 199 00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:38,464 - Absolutely not. 200 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,880 The only reason I bought YOCO 201 00:04:39,917 --> 00:04:41,577 was so that we can monitor 202 00:04:39,917 --> 00:04:41,577 the kids while we're gone. 203 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:43,455 - Oh, you're not gonna 204 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:43,455 monitor me, are you? 205 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,500 - I don't know. 206 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,500 Do you need to be monitored? 207 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:47,172 - No. 208 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:48,708 Yes. 209 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,540 - Let's go. 210 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,043 - Did they really 211 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,043 just leave us alone? 212 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,543 - Worst parenting move ever. 213 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:57,133 - Wait. 214 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,456 Before we all go off to do 215 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,420 everything they said 216 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,420 we shouldn't do, 217 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:03,538 is there any chance 218 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:03,538 this could be a trap? 219 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,253 all: Nah. 220 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:11,750 [upbeat music] 221 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:15,792 - YOCO, stream today's 222 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:15,792 Wunder Egg video on my tablet. 223 00:05:15,834 --> 00:05:17,794 - Streaming now. 224 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:20,834 - Ooh, what's in here? 225 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:24,035 Malted milk ball. 226 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,503 Fish hook. 227 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:28,752 - YOCO, turn up the TV. 228 00:05:28,792 --> 00:05:31,502 [video game sound effects] 229 00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:33,882 - YOCO, mute TV. 230 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,577 - YOCO, unmute TV. 231 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:37,125 - YOCO, mute TV. 232 00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:38,996 - YOCO, unmute TV. 233 00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:38,996 - YOCO, mute TV. 234 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:41,211 - YOCO, unmute TV. 235 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:41,211 - YOCO, mute TV. 236 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,830 - YOCO, unmute TV. 237 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,830 - YOCO, mute TV. 238 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:45,575 - Chocolate. 239 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,745 Marshmallow. 240 00:05:47,792 --> 00:05:50,292 Whipped cream. 241 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,173 And caramel. 242 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,580 What? 243 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,580 It's not junk food. 244 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,825 I'm gonna put fruit on it. 245 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,785 Strawberry... 246 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:03,004 ice cream. 247 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:05,291 - Mute TV! 248 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:05,291 - Unmute TV! 249 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:08,133 - YOCO, why is it 250 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:08,133 so hot in here? 251 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:11,326 All my ice cream is melting. 252 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,875 - Nicky Harper turned 253 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,875 house temperature 254 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,787 to 95 degrees. 255 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,674 - That's insane. 256 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:19,829 YOCO, turn house temperature 257 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:19,829 down to 70 degrees. 258 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,745 - YOCO, 95. 259 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,292 - YOCO, 70. 260 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:25,923 - Why would you want it 261 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:25,923 to be 95 degrees? 262 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:27,289 - 'Cause I didn't 263 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:27,289 want it to be cold 264 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:28,793 when I got out of the bath. 265 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:31,794 - Nicky, Mom told you not 266 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:31,794 to use her bathroom, 267 00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:34,084 and you better not be using up 268 00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:34,084 all her expensive shampoo. 269 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:35,415 - Hey, relax, it's not like... 270 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:37,168 Ow! YOCO. 271 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:38,628 ...I finished the shampoo. 272 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:42,167 - Finished the shampoo. 273 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:42,167 Ordering more. 274 00:06:42,208 --> 00:06:44,418 - Wait, what just happened? 275 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:46,958 - I think Nicky just made YOCO 276 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:46,958 order more shampoo. 277 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,500 - Ordering more shampoo. 278 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,792 - Great, now you just 279 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,792 made YOCO order two shampoos. 280 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:54,884 - Ordering two shampoos. 281 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:58,127 - Great, now you just made 282 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:58,127 YOCO order four shampoos. 283 00:06:58,166 --> 00:07:00,536 - Ordering four shampoos. 284 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,173 - Guys, stop, nobody say, 285 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,173 "YOCO, order more shampoo," 286 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:05,878 because every time you say, 287 00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:05,878 "YOCO, order more shampoo," 288 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:08,247 she orders more shampoo, 289 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:08,247 and if we keep saying it, 290 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:11,881 we're accidentally gonna make 291 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:11,881 YOCO order 50 shampoos. 292 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:13,747 - Ordering 50 shampoos. 293 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:16,042 all: Nooooo! 294 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:18,333 [upbeat music] 295 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:22,125 - 91, 92... 296 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:22,125 [phone chimes] 297 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:24,416 - 93. 298 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:24,416 - Oh, YOCO alert. 299 00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:26,878 - Oh, ladder! 300 00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:26,878 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 301 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:29,127 I'll check it after 302 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:29,127 you finish counting these. 303 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:33,576 - One, two... 304 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:33,576 [phone chimes] 305 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:36,535 three, four, 306 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:39,713 five, six... 307 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:49,036 Oh! My phone! 308 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,673 - Whoa! 309 00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:53,749 Ladder! 310 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:55,542 - Okay, okay, okay. 311 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:58,003 - Anne, Anne, do you really 312 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:58,003 need to think about this? 313 00:07:58,041 --> 00:08:01,421 - Okay. 314 00:07:58,041 --> 00:08:01,421 - No, no, that's a $500 phone! 315 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,748 You save that phone! 316 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,748 - Thank you! 317 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,745 [upbeat music] 318 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:10,672 - Is there anything in there 319 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:10,672 about unordering shampoo? 320 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:12,579 - No. 321 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:12,579 - Then we should probably 322 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,575 have YOCO order, like, 323 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,575 50 conditioners. 324 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,825 - Ordering, like, 325 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,825 50 conditioners. 326 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,535 all: Dicky! 327 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,673 - Look, when all 328 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,673 this stuff shows up, 329 00:08:22,709 --> 00:08:24,709 Mom and Dad are gonna know 330 00:08:22,709 --> 00:08:24,709 that you guys ordered it. 331 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,210 - Us? 332 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,460 You ordered some, too. 333 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,290 - No, I didn't. 334 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,290 - Yeah, you did. 335 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:30,963 Guys, back me up here. 336 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:30,963 - I can't. 337 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 I'm all backed up on back-ups. 338 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 - Me too. 339 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:35,211 - Fine, YOCO, back me up here. 340 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,500 - No need. 341 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:39,542 I back up everything. 342 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:43,043 - What do you mean by, 343 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:43,043 you back up everything? 344 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:46,673 - I logged every activity 345 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:46,673 that happened this evening. 346 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:52,332 - YOCO, report activities 347 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:52,332 for the last four hours. 348 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:56,325 - Tablet usage, 217 minutes. 349 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:59,375 - This is a very bad report. 350 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,247 - Well, at least 351 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,247 she has no idea 352 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,921 what I was doing 353 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,921 in the kitchen. 354 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,789 - Actually, it says here 355 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,789 that YOCO can record audio 356 00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:07,464 up to 40 feet. 357 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,080 - Dawn Harper said... 358 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,825 - Chocolate. 359 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,825 Marshmallow. 360 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,825 Whipped cream. 361 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:17,415 And caramel. 362 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,538 What? 363 00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:19,538 It's not junk food. 364 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:20,753 Where is her mouth? 365 00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:22,172 ...strawberry. 366 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:23,538 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 367 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,246 [upbeat music] 368 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:30,421 - There's gotta be 369 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:30,421 something in that manual 370 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:32,288 that can help us 371 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:32,288 get out of this mess. 372 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:33,633 - Here we go. 373 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,167 All we have to do is reset her. 374 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,168 It'll wipe her entire 375 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,168 report of the night. 376 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:40,038 - Okay. 377 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:40,038 - Great. YOCO, reset yourself. 378 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:43,383 - I cannot do that 379 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:43,383 without a password. 380 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,787 - [sighs] 381 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,787 - Uh... 382 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,754 Oh, hopefully Dad 383 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,754 set the password. 384 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:48,042 He uses the same one 385 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:48,042 for everything. 386 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:49,173 - Okay. 387 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:51,328 all: Tomsgetpasswordy. 388 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,245 - Password correct. 389 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,245 - Yes 390 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:54,961 - Nice! 391 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:54,961 - System reset. 392 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,210 - Now we can replace her report 393 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,210 with boring stuff 394 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:58,540 that'll trick Mom and Dad. 395 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,213 - Dicky, she heard that. 396 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:03,000 - YOCO, reset again. 397 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:03,000 Password, Tomsgetpasswordy. 398 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:05,211 - System reset. 399 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,880 - Okay, now we can replace-- 400 00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:09,207 all: Dicky! 401 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,960 - I just don't think-- 402 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:24,130 - Anne, I think we're 403 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:24,130 in the wrong house. 404 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,576 - Why, Father, 405 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,576 is it so hard to believe 406 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,125 that your children 407 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,125 could be getting along? 408 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:30,576 - "Why Father"? 409 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,535 - Why, Mother, do I detect 410 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,535 a doubting tone? 411 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:35,833 - Uh, why, Son, you do. 412 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,075 YOCO, read me 413 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,075 the nightly report. 414 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:41,995 - Video game and tablet usage, 415 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:41,995 zero. 416 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:45,291 12 algebra equations checked. 417 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,543 One hour of Spanish translated. 418 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:49,633 Two questions asked. 419 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,127 "What is 420 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,127 the Louisiana Purchase?" 421 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:56,166 And, "How far 422 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:56,166 can a llama spit?" 423 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,378 - What? 424 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,378 I wanted to know. 425 00:10:58,417 --> 00:10:59,917 - So what's the answer? 426 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:02,079 - Well, back in 1803, 427 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:02,079 the United States-- 428 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,535 - No, no, no, 429 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,535 the important one. 430 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,333 - Ten to fifteen feet 431 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,333 with pinpoint accuracy. 432 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,535 - Impressive. 433 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,583 Wow, looks like YOCO really does 434 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:11,583 create a harmonious household. 435 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:15,625 - It also looks like 436 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:15,625 we'll be able to leave you guys 437 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:15,625 alone again tomorrow night 438 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:15,625 while we finish inventory. 439 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,167 Look, I am really proud 440 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,167 of you guys. 441 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,328 Great job. 442 00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:24,169 - This is awesome. 443 00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:24,169 Our plan is going perfectly. 444 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,328 [doorbell chimes] 445 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,328 Oh, I'll get it. 446 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,920 - I've got 50 bottles 447 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,920 of shampoo. 448 00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:32,629 - Bushes! 449 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,127 - What about the, like, 450 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,127 50 bottles of conditioner? 451 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:36,246 - Bush-es. 452 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:38,581 - Who was that? 453 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,375 - The Bushes. 454 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,997 They just moved in next door 455 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,997 and wanted to say hi. 456 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:45,001 Nice family. 457 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:45,001 - Well, we should say hi back. 458 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:47,331 - No, no, no, no, no. 459 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:47,331 They've been moving all day. 460 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,705 They're really tired. 461 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,000 - Oh, well, I guess 462 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,000 the Bushes are bushed. 463 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,331 [laughter] 464 00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:54,785 - Good one, Dad. 465 00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:54,785 Still got it. 466 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:57,174 - Well, I guess there's no 467 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:57,174 beating around the Bushes. 468 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:57,878 Lost it. 469 00:12:00,709 --> 00:12:03,629 - I can't believe we actually 470 00:12:00,709 --> 00:12:03,629 got away with it. 471 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,747 [knocking at door] 472 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:10,082 - And, uh, where do you 473 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:10,082 want me to put the llama? 474 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:11,535 [llama grunts] 475 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,713 - What? 476 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,713 I needed to see for myself. 477 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:17,290 [llama spits] 478 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,333 Impressive! 479 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,745 [llama grunts] 480 00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,582 [cheerful music] 481 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:25,535 - Okay, we are off 482 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:25,535 to finish inventory. 483 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,173 - Remember, kids, 484 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,173 behave yourselves. 485 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,538 YOCO's watching. 486 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,003 - Of course. 487 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,003 - We're good kids. 488 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,131 - You can trust us. 489 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,131 - Yokey-dokey. 490 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:37,083 Okay, we have three hours 491 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:37,083 to do whatever we want 492 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,665 before we have to rest YOCO. 493 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:39,829 Indoor dodgeball. 494 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:40,875 - Lame. 495 00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,537 Indoor dodgeball... 496 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,713 on roller skates. 497 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,130 - Lame! 498 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,166 Indoor dodgeball 499 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,166 on roller skates... 500 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:50,748 with buckets on our heads. 501 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,252 Do I hear a "lame"? 502 00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:53,581 [llama grunts] 503 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,455 No, I said "a lame." 504 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,290 - Nope. 505 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,290 - We're good. 506 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,963 - Hold on, we can't play roller 507 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,963 skate bucket-head dodgeball 508 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,250 in here. 509 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,250 We'll break stuff. 510 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,581 Ricky, back me up here. 511 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,665 - No way! 512 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,665 This is the first time 513 00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:08,499 I've ever gotten you all 514 00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:08,499 to want to do something 515 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,542 without getting a "lame." 516 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,713 Now if you'll excuse me, 517 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,713 there's a pickle bucket 518 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,330 in the garage 519 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,330 with my name on it. 520 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,665 No seriously, I wrote 521 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,665 my name on a pickle bucket. 522 00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,747 - Guys, I know 523 00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,747 we can reset YOCO, 524 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:27,832 but if we break something 525 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:27,832 Mom and Dad will find out. 526 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,035 - So what if we put all 527 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,035 the breakables in a safe place? 528 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,463 Would that make you 529 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,463 feel better? 530 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:35,130 - Yes, it would. 531 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,326 - And that should do it. 532 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,326 Time to suit up. 533 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,245 - Hold on. 534 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,127 - Is caution tape 535 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,127 really necessary? 536 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,876 - Yes. 537 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:49,167 You can never be too safe. 538 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,538 [glass shattering] 539 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,043 - Ohh. 540 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,043 - Not the-- 541 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,713 [all groaning] 542 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,000 - Well, at least 543 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,000 we didn't break the-- 544 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,711 [loud crash] 545 00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,711 Ooh! 546 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,583 - Well, should we get 547 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,583 a round in 548 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,785 before we clean 549 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,785 all this up? 550 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,714 - No! 551 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,960 What are we gonna do 552 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,960 about all this stuff? 553 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:17,921 - Uh... 554 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:21,129 - YOCO, how fast can we order 555 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:21,129 enough glue to fix all this? 556 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,746 [doorbell chimes] 557 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:25,292 - Whoa. 558 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,633 - Someone ordered 559 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,633 a box of Wunder Eggs? 560 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,213 Maybe there's glue 561 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,213 in one of the eggs? 562 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,747 Slowly, slowly. 563 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:47,832 Enjoy it. 564 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,043 - Aren't you gonna help us? 565 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,753 - No, I just like to watch. 566 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:57,672 - ♪ Ohh-ohh, hey, 567 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:57,672 ohh-ohh-ohh ♪ 568 00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,129 - There. 569 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,666 Everything is glued 570 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,666 back together. 571 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,959 - Good thing Dad had 572 00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,959 all that model train glue. 573 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 - Now Mom and Dad 574 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 will never know. 575 00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:08,671 - But she still does. 576 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,419 - That's not gonna be 577 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,419 a good report. 578 00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,498 - There's not going 579 00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,498 to be a report. 580 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:16,632 YOCO, reset yourself. 581 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:16,632 Password, Tomsgetpasswordy. 582 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,707 - Password incorrect. 583 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,040 all: What? 584 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,923 - Someone must have 585 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,923 reset her password. 586 00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,959 - YOCO, who reset your password? 587 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,460 - Anne Harper. 588 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,000 - When did Mom 589 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,000 reset the password? 590 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:29,831 - We're good kids. 591 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:29,831 - You can trust us. 592 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,785 - Yokey-dokey. 593 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,834 - We need to reset 594 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,834 the password. 595 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,325 - What? 596 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,825 - 'Cause there is a llama 597 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,825 in out bougainvillea. 598 00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:41,075 [llama spits] 599 00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:41,075 Oh! 600 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,125 - What are we gonna do now? 601 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,666 We can't reset YOCO 602 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,666 without the password. 603 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:47,669 Oh, she's gonna tell 604 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:47,669 Mom and Dad we-- 605 00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:48,879 - Shh. 606 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:52,787 She can hear you. 607 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,884 Boy, am I hungry. 608 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,247 - Me too. 609 00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,501 - Time for a snack. 610 00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,501 - Whoo-hoo! 611 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,082 - All right! 612 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,082 - Yeah, food! 613 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,705 - Yummy food. 614 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,705 - Yes. 615 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,960 - Ha ha! Ha ha! 616 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,330 Okay, emergency Quaddle. 617 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:09,785 - What, we're not eating? 618 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,544 - Okay, this is not good. 619 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,793 When Mom and Dad come home 620 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,793 and ask YOCO for a report, 621 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,294 we're gonna be so busted. 622 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,503 - Yeah, that little nerd box 623 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,503 knows too much. 624 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,832 - Which means 625 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,832 it's either us or her. 626 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,705 - We've gotta get rid of YOCO. 627 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,790 - Get rid of YOCO. 628 00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,174 [all scream] 629 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,918 Ahhh. Ahhh. 630 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,918 Ahhh. Ahhh. 631 00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:29,709 - She's mocking us. 632 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,380 [upbeat music] 633 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:36,665 ♪ 634 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:40,039 - Okay, everybody calm down. 635 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:40,039 She's just a robot. 636 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,543 - A robot that can learn. 637 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,543 - But still, it's not like 638 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,463 you-know-who 639 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,463 is smart enough to know 640 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,130 that we are trying 641 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,130 to you-know-what. 642 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,746 - Danger detected. 643 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,172 Entering safe mode. 644 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,418 Oh, look over there. 645 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,920 - She knows we're trying 646 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,920 to you-know-what! 647 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,920 - Get her! 648 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,001 - [yells] 649 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:01,881 - Oh. 650 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,167 - I've got her, I've got her! 651 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,455 I don't got her. 652 00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:08,542 - I got her! 653 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,205 Okay, here's what 654 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,205 we're gonna do. 655 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,170 First, we get rid of YOCO, 656 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,170 and then one of us 657 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,828 will buy a new one 658 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,828 at the store in the morning. 659 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,165 - But then what are we gonna do 660 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,748 when Mom and Dad 661 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,748 come home tonight 662 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,252 and see there's no YOCO? 663 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,881 - I have got a plan 664 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,881 for that, too. 665 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,327 - I don't believe this, 666 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,327 guess how much a new YOCO is. 667 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,825 - $500? 668 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,825 - Way too high. 669 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,825 It's a smart home device. 670 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,575 - $50. 671 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,575 - Way too low. 672 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:31,955 It's a smart home device. 673 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,710 - 200. 674 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,710 - Warmer. 675 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,710 - 300. 676 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,710 - Colder. 677 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,630 - I am 250. 678 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,917 - That wasn't colder. 679 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,917 They're both off by 50. 680 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,499 So they should be 681 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,499 the same temperature. 682 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:44,752 - I get to say 683 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:44,752 what the temperature is. 684 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:44,752 - Okay, guys, focus. 685 00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,132 Mom and Dad 686 00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,132 are gonna be home soon. 687 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,416 So we need to get rid 688 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,416 of YOCO now. 689 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,168 - That's easy. 690 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,878 Safe mode this. 691 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,250 YOCO, turn the dishwasher on. 692 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,671 - No. 693 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,289 - I command you. 694 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,289 Turn the dishwasher on. 695 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,213 - No. 696 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,213 - On. 697 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,330 - No. 698 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,330 - On. 699 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,455 - No. 700 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,455 - Fine, I'll do it myself. 701 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,630 Anybody know how 702 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,630 to turn this thing on? 703 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,998 - I got this. 704 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,381 Power on. 705 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:13,537 - Power off. 706 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,633 - Power on. 707 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,633 - Power off. 708 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,627 - Power on. 709 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,627 - Power off. 710 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,207 - Power...off. 711 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,580 - Nice try. 712 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,580 - Dang it! 713 00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,917 We need a new plan. 714 00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:25,289 - Power on. 715 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:40,789 - I sure hope YOCO 716 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:40,789 doesn't come outside 717 00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:44,254 and overhear our next plan 718 00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:44,254 to get rid of her. 719 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,541 - Here she comes. 720 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,543 - Okay, here's the plan. 721 00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:50,333 We're gonna do...this. 722 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,875 - Bury her! 723 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,877 - Warning, 724 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,877 this may harm my system. 725 00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:58,667 - That's what you get! 726 00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:58,667 - Snitches end up in ditches! 727 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,924 - That should do it. 728 00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:05,924 - Perfect. 729 00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:09,169 No one's ever gonna know 730 00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:09,169 she's here. 731 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:11,918 [upbeat music] 732 00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:15,629 ♪ ♪ 733 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:16,997 - What did she say? 734 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:16,997 - Yes. 735 00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,581 - Why, Father, Mother, 736 00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,581 you're home. 737 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,455 - Why does YOCO 738 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,455 have a sweater on? 739 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,080 - She was chilly. 740 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,455 - Okay, YOCO, 741 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,455 give me the nightly report. 742 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,750 - The children played quietly, 743 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,172 breaking no rules or items 744 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,172 of any kind. 745 00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:33,038 Then Ricky was kind enough 746 00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:33,038 to knit me this beautiful cozy. 747 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,333 End of report. 748 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,575 - That's what happened. 749 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,245 - Something's not right. 750 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:40,751 - Yeah, YOCO sounds 751 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:40,751 an awful lot like Ariana Grande. 752 00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:42,752 - No, I don't. 753 00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:42,752 - Yes, you do. 754 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,422 - No, I don't. 755 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,422 - Yes, you do. 756 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,078 - No, I don't. 757 00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,078 - Yes... 758 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:49,205 [gasps] 759 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:49,205 ...you do. 760 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,920 - No, I don't. 761 00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:53,209 - [sighs] 762 00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:53,209 What's going on here? 763 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,330 Where's YOCO? 764 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,035 - No idea. 765 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,035 - Beats me. 766 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,923 - No clue. 767 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,923 - Kids. 768 00:19:57,959 --> 00:20:00,749 - Maybe she ran away. 769 00:19:57,959 --> 00:20:00,749 We are pretty annoying. 770 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:06,326 - Or maybe she's right here. 771 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,705 - Yay, Squishy found her. 772 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,130 - YOCO, why are you 773 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,130 covered in dirt? 774 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:14,206 - Dicky Harper said... 775 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,960 - Snitches end up in ditches! 776 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,040 - Dicky. 777 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,003 - It was an accident. 778 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,581 - Nicky Harper said... 779 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,995 - Bury her! 780 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,751 - Okay, YOCO, 781 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,751 run a full report. 782 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,962 - Activity report. 783 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,960 List of items broken. 784 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,170 Vase, statue, picture frame, 785 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,038 grandma's candlesticks... 786 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:37,293 - Where is her mouth? 787 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,213 - Fighting, lying, 788 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,213 breaking things? 789 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,670 Fighting about lying 790 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,670 about breaking things? 791 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,249 - Using all my choo-choo glue? 792 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,001 - This can't happen again. 793 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:49,501 Every time we leave the house, 794 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:49,501 you guys fight 795 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:49,501 and destroy things. 796 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,882 - Well, on the plus side, 797 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,882 we finally stopped fighting 798 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,882 when we had to get rid 799 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,882 of YOCO. 800 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:55,457 - Well, this should teach you 801 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:55,457 not to take sides 802 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:55,457 against each other 803 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,710 and to all learn 804 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,710 to back each other up. 805 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,960 - Yeah, and when 806 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,960 we leave the house, 807 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,670 you guys have got to 808 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,670 back us up, too. 809 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,379 - Exactly, just like whenever 810 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,379 your mom leaves the house, 811 00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:03,377 I have her back. 812 00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:03,377 - Yes. 813 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:06,037 - Her rules are my rules. 814 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,416 - Really? 815 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:12,668 YOCO, play back what happened 816 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:12,668 after breakfast this morning. 817 00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:14,669 - Tom Harper said... 818 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,879 - Come on, Dawn. 819 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,879 Let's have some ice cream. 820 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:18,827 I know Mom said 821 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:18,827 not until after breakfast, 822 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,575 so let's put some bacon on it. 823 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,575 - Nice, Tom. 824 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,375 Okay, well, at least I always 825 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,375 have your dad's back. 826 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:27,877 - Really? 827 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,287 YOCO, play audio 828 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,287 from when I was watching 829 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,543 Wunder Egg video 14, 830 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,543 seven minutes, 22 seconds in. 831 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,463 - Anne Harper said... 832 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,540 - I know your father 833 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,540 said no more egg videos, 834 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,713 but, ah, just one more. 835 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,130 - Where is her mouth? 836 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,786 Shh. 837 00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:46,084 - both: She's got to go. 838 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,825 - Good luck getting rid of her. 839 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,325 She's pretty indestructible. 840 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,665 - Pfft, fire up 841 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,665 the wood chipper, Anne. 842 00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,669 - Leaving safe mode. 843 00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:56,249 Entering self-defense mode. 844 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:57,631 - Self-defense mode? 845 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:57,631 What's that? 846 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:58,627 [electrical surge] 847 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,747 - Ahhh! 848 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,747 She shocked me! 849 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:01,962 [electricity surging] 850 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,580 Oh, she's angry! 851 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,665 [overlapping shouting] 852 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:12,125 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 853 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,826 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 854 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:18,075 [whistling] 855 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:25,325 ♪ ♪ 856 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,825 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 857 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,825 yeah, yeah ♪ 858 00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:29,875 ♪ Yeah, yeah, 859 00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:29,875 yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 860 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,037 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 861 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,793 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 862 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,793 yeah, yeah ♪ 863 00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:35,674 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 864 00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:36,379 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 51587

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