Original subtitles

♪

- And what's in here?

[gasps]

Oh, look.

A tiny toy soldier.

Candy!

Pretty marble.

- Pretty marble.

Didn't see that coming.

- Can't you watch

those dumb egg-opening videos

you're obsessed with

in the kitchen?

- They're called Wunder Eggs,

and I'm not obsessed.

I can stop anytime I want.

- Three balloons.

- Can that time be now?

- It could be.

- A tiny dinosaur.

- But it won't be.

- Dawn, can you tell Ricky

how weird he is?

- I've got this, Dawn.

Ricky, you're weird.

- Nicky, you know you're not

supposed to use Mom's bathrobe

when she's out.

You're gonna get us

all in trouble.

Ricky, back me up here.

- Dawn's right.

- Okay, well, none of us are

supposed to be eating junk food.

So you're gonna get us

in trouble.

Dicky, back me up here.

- Nicky's right.

- Well, Mom told you, you can't

play any more video games today.

Dawn, back me up here.

- Look, I'd love to,

but I'm already backing up

Dicky from yesterday

when he backed me up.

- But you owe me a back-up.

Nicky, back me up here.

- Sorry, can't.

Part of my back-up

with Dawn yesterday

was that I can't

back you up today.

- What?

- Hold on, back up.

- Are you asking me

to back you up?

- No, I'm telling you

to back up.

For someone who just

took a bath, you stink.

- That's lavender.

- Well, it's disgusting.

Guys, back me up.

- both: It's true.

- You can't back him up!

You both owe me back-ups.

- No, we don't.

- You owe me a back-up.

[overlapping shouting]

- Why would I want

to back you up?

- Seriously?

We can't leave you guys

for two minutes.

- We just went to the Hickmans'

to borrow an egg.

- Ooh.

- My egg.

- And we come back,

and you guys are arguing.

You know, I thought we agreed

we were gonna have

a more harmonious household.

- What?

- We did?

- We never agreed to that.

- It was two minutes ago

when we left

for the Hickmans'!

Tom, back me up on this.

- I can't back you up.

I owe the kids a back-up

from that time I scratched

your car backing up.

- What, you scratched my car?

- No, I didn't.

Kids, back me up here.

- No, he didn't.

- He's an excellent driver.

- The bumper

always looked like that.

- Hey, where'd my egg go?

- Sorry, I--

I had to see what was inside.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

[cheerful music]

- I wonder what this

family meeting is about.

- I don't know,

maybe it's to tell you

to chew gum louder!

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I couldn't hear you

over your clickity-clackity

over there.

Why do you even have a pen?

- The cover the sound

of his toe cracking.

- I'm only doing that

to cover the sound

of his nose whistle.

- It's seasonal!

You can survive until fall.

- Kids, your mother and I

have noticed

you've been acting

worse than...usual.

- What gave you that idea?

- Just a hunch.

- Release.

Look, it's obvious that you guys

are a little more stressed out

because of homework and chores,

but you can't take it out

on each other.

- So we were thinking

that if we could just

alleviate that stress,

then you guys would fight less

and create a more

harmonious household.

- Which is why we got you this.

Your Own

Computerized Optimizer.

all: YOCO!

- This is amazing.

- So you know what it is?

- Of course we know

what YOCO is.

- Yeah, she can play music

and turn on lights for you.

- Look stuff up for you online.

- Read me books so

Ricky doesn't have to.

- Plus, she's a learning robot.

The more she listens,

the smarter she gets.

- Exactly, and we've synced her

up with every room in the house.

- Check it out, she can even

turn on the dishwasher.

YOCO, turn on the dishwasher.

- Dishwasher on.

all: Ooh.

- Cool, now I'll

never have to learn

how to run the dishwasher.

- It's two buttons!

- Don't tell me which two.

I don't want to know.

- Okay, kids, enjoy YOCO.

Your father and I have to go to

the store to do some inventory,

so you're on your own.

- We are?

- Really?

- Yeah, we trust you.

- You do?

- Us?

- Yes, you know the rules.

No more video game

or tablet usage.

No junk food.

No using my bathroom.

- What about--

- Or a bathrobe.

And no fighting.

- Anne, are you sure

we should trust the kids?

- Absolutely not.

The only reason I bought YOCO

was so that we can monitor

the kids while we're gone.

- Oh, you're not gonna

monitor me, are you?

- I don't know.

Do you need to be monitored?

- No.

Yes.

- Let's go.

- Did they really

just leave us alone?

- Worst parenting move ever.

- Wait.

Before we all go off to do

everything they said

we shouldn't do,

is there any chance

this could be a trap?

all: Nah.

[upbeat music]

- YOCO, stream today's

Wunder Egg video on my tablet.

- Streaming now.

- Ooh, what's in here?

Malted milk ball.

Fish hook.

- YOCO, turn up the TV.

[video game sound effects]

- YOCO, mute TV.

- YOCO, unmute TV.

- YOCO, mute TV.

- YOCO, unmute TV.

- YOCO, mute TV.

- YOCO, unmute TV.

- YOCO, mute TV.

- YOCO, unmute TV.

- YOCO, mute TV.

- Chocolate.

Marshmallow.

Whipped cream.

And caramel.

What?

It's not junk food.

I'm gonna put fruit on it.

Strawberry...

ice cream.

- Mute TV!

- Unmute TV!

- YOCO, why is it

so hot in here?

All my ice cream is melting.

- Nicky Harper turned

house temperature

to 95 degrees.

- That's insane.

YOCO, turn house temperature

down to 70 degrees.

- YOCO, 95.

- YOCO, 70.

- Why would you want it

to be 95 degrees?

- 'Cause I didn't

want it to be cold

when I got out of the bath.

- Nicky, Mom told you not

to use her bathroom,

and you better not be using up

all her expensive shampoo.

- Hey, relax, it's not like...

Ow! YOCO.

...I finished the shampoo.

- Finished the shampoo.

Ordering more.

- Wait, what just happened?

- I think Nicky just made YOCO

order more shampoo.

- Ordering more shampoo.

- Great, now you just

made YOCO order two shampoos.

- Ordering two shampoos.

- Great, now you just made

YOCO order four shampoos.

- Ordering four shampoos.

- Guys, stop, nobody say,

"YOCO, order more shampoo,"

because every time you say,

"YOCO, order more shampoo,"

she orders more shampoo,

and if we keep saying it,

we're accidentally gonna make

YOCO order 50 shampoos.

- Ordering 50 shampoos.

all: Nooooo!

[upbeat music]

- 91, 92...

[phone chimes]

- 93.

- Oh, YOCO alert.

- Oh, ladder!

- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'll check it after

you finish counting these.

- One, two...

[phone chimes]

three, four,

five, six...

Oh! My phone!

- Whoa!

Ladder!

- Okay, okay, okay.

- Anne, Anne, do you really

need to think about this?

- Okay.

- No, no, that's a $500 phone!

You save that phone!

- Thank you!

[upbeat music]

- Is there anything in there

about unordering shampoo?

- No.

- Then we should probably

have YOCO order, like,

50 conditioners.

- Ordering, like,

50 conditioners.

all: Dicky!

- Look, when all

this stuff shows up,

Mom and Dad are gonna know

that you guys ordered it.

- Us?

You ordered some, too.

- No, I didn't.

- Yeah, you did.

Guys, back me up here.

- I can't.

I'm all backed up on back-ups.

- Me too.

- Fine, YOCO, back me up here.

- No need.

I back up everything.

- What do you mean by,

you back up everything?

- I logged every activity

that happened this evening.

- YOCO, report activities

for the last four hours.

- Tablet usage, 217 minutes.

- This is a very bad report.

- Well, at least

she has no idea

what I was doing

in the kitchen.

- Actually, it says here

that YOCO can record audio

up to 40 feet.

- Dawn Harper said...

- Chocolate.

Marshmallow.

Whipped cream.

And caramel.

What?

It's not junk food.

Where is her mouth?

...strawberry.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

[upbeat music]

- There's gotta be

something in that manual

that can help us

get out of this mess.

- Here we go.

All we have to do is reset her.

It'll wipe her entire

report of the night.

- Okay.

- Great. YOCO, reset yourself.

- I cannot do that

without a password.

- [sighs]

- Uh...

Oh, hopefully Dad

set the password.

He uses the same one

for everything.

- Okay.

all: Tomsgetpasswordy.

- Password correct.

- Yes

- Nice!

- System reset.

- Now we can replace her report

with boring stuff

that'll trick Mom and Dad.

- Dicky, she heard that.

- YOCO, reset again.

Password, Tomsgetpasswordy.

- System reset.

- Okay, now we can replace--

all: Dicky!

- I just don't think--

- Anne, I think we're

in the wrong house.

- Why, Father,

is it so hard to believe

that your children

could be getting along?

- "Why Father"?

- Why, Mother, do I detect

a doubting tone?

- Uh, why, Son, you do.

YOCO, read me

the nightly report.

- Video game and tablet usage,

zero.

12 algebra equations checked.

One hour of Spanish translated.

Two questions asked.

"What is

the Louisiana Purchase?"

And, "How far

can a llama spit?"

- What?

I wanted to know.

- So what's the answer?

- Well, back in 1803,

the United States--

- No, no, no,

the important one.

- Ten to fifteen feet

with pinpoint accuracy.

- Impressive.

Wow, looks like YOCO really does

create a harmonious household.

- It also looks like

we'll be able to leave you guys

alone again tomorrow night

while we finish inventory.

Look, I am really proud

of you guys.

Great job.

- This is awesome.

Our plan is going perfectly.

[doorbell chimes]

Oh, I'll get it.

- I've got 50 bottles

of shampoo.

- Bushes!

- What about the, like,

50 bottles of conditioner?

- Bush-es.

- Who was that?

- The Bushes.

They just moved in next door

and wanted to say hi.

Nice family.

- Well, we should say hi back.

- No, no, no, no, no.

They've been moving all day.

They're really tired.

- Oh, well, I guess

the Bushes are bushed.

[laughter]

- Good one, Dad.

Still got it.

- Well, I guess there's no

beating around the Bushes.

Lost it.

- I can't believe we actually

got away with it.

[knocking at door]

- And, uh, where do you

want me to put the llama?

[llama grunts]

- What?

I needed to see for myself.

[llama spits]

Impressive!

[llama grunts]

[cheerful music]

- Okay, we are off

to finish inventory.

- Remember, kids,

behave yourselves.

YOCO's watching.

- Of course.

- We're good kids.

- You can trust us.

- Yokey-dokey.

Okay, we have three hours

to do whatever we want

before we have to rest YOCO.

Indoor dodgeball.

- Lame.

Indoor dodgeball...

on roller skates.

- Lame!

Indoor dodgeball

on roller skates...

with buckets on our heads.

Do I hear a "lame"?

[llama grunts]

No, I said "a lame."

- Nope.

- We're good.

- Hold on, we can't play roller

skate bucket-head dodgeball

in here.

We'll break stuff.

Ricky, back me up here.

- No way!

This is the first time

I've ever gotten you all

to want to do something

without getting a "lame."

Now if you'll excuse me,

there's a pickle bucket

in the garage

with my name on it.

No seriously, I wrote

my name on a pickle bucket.

- Guys, I know

we can reset YOCO,

but if we break something

Mom and Dad will find out.

- So what if we put all

the breakables in a safe place?

Would that make you

feel better?

- Yes, it would.

- And that should do it.

Time to suit up.

- Hold on.

- Is caution tape

really necessary?

- Yes.

You can never be too safe.

[glass shattering]

- Ohh.

- Not the--

[all groaning]

- Well, at least

we didn't break the--

[loud crash]

Ooh!

- Well, should we get

a round in

before we clean

all this up?

- No!

What are we gonna do

about all this stuff?

- Uh...

- YOCO, how fast can we order

enough glue to fix all this?

[doorbell chimes]

- Whoa.

- Someone ordered

a box of Wunder Eggs?

Maybe there's glue

in one of the eggs?

Slowly, slowly.

Enjoy it.

- Aren't you gonna help us?

- No, I just like to watch.

- ♪ Ohh-ohh, hey,

ohh-ohh-ohh ♪

- There.

Everything is glued

back together.

- Good thing Dad had

all that model train glue.

- Now Mom and Dad

will never know.

- But she still does.

- That's not gonna be

a good report.

- There's not going

to be a report.

YOCO, reset yourself.

Password, Tomsgetpasswordy.

- Password incorrect.

all: What?

- Someone must have

reset her password.

- YOCO, who reset your password?

- Anne Harper.

- When did Mom

reset the password?

- We're good kids.

- You can trust us.

- Yokey-dokey.

- We need to reset

the password.

- What?

- 'Cause there is a llama

in out bougainvillea.

[llama spits]

Oh!

- What are we gonna do now?

We can't reset YOCO

without the password.

Oh, she's gonna tell

Mom and Dad we--

- Shh.

She can hear you.

Boy, am I hungry.

- Me too.

- Time for a snack.

- Whoo-hoo!

- All right!

- Yeah, food!

- Yummy food.

- Yes.

- Ha ha! Ha ha!

Okay, emergency Quaddle.

- What, we're not eating?

- Okay, this is not good.

When Mom and Dad come home

and ask YOCO for a report,

we're gonna be so busted.

- Yeah, that little nerd box

knows too much.

- Which means

it's either us or her.

- We've gotta get rid of YOCO.

- Get rid of YOCO.

[all scream]

Ahhh. Ahhh.

Ahhh. Ahhh.

- She's mocking us.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Okay, everybody calm down.

She's just a robot.

- A robot that can learn.

- But still, it's not like

you-know-who

is smart enough to know

that we are trying

to you-know-what.

- Danger detected.

Entering safe mode.

Oh, look over there.

- She knows we're trying

to you-know-what!

- Get her!

- [yells]

- Oh.

- I've got her, I've got her!

I don't got her.

- I got her!

Okay, here's what

we're gonna do.

First, we get rid of YOCO,

and then one of us

will buy a new one

at the store in the morning.

- But then what are we gonna do

when Mom and Dad

come home tonight

and see there's no YOCO?

- I have got a plan

for that, too.

- I don't believe this,

guess how much a new YOCO is.

- $500?

- Way too high.

It's a smart home device.

- $50.

- Way too low.

It's a smart home device.

- 200.

- Warmer.

- 300.

- Colder.

- I am 250.

- That wasn't colder.

They're both off by 50.

So they should be

the same temperature.

- I get to say

what the temperature is.

- Okay, guys, focus.

Mom and Dad

are gonna be home soon.

So we need to get rid

of YOCO now.

- That's easy.

Safe mode this.

YOCO, turn the dishwasher on.

- No.

- I command you.

Turn the dishwasher on.

- No.

- On.

- No.

- On.

- No.

- Fine, I'll do it myself.

Anybody know how

to turn this thing on?

- I got this.

Power on.

- Power off.

- Power on.

- Power off.

- Power on.

- Power off.

- Power...off.

- Nice try.

- Dang it!

We need a new plan.

- Power on.

- I sure hope YOCO

doesn't come outside

and overhear our next plan

to get rid of her.

- Here she comes.

- Okay, here's the plan.

We're gonna do...this.

- Bury her!

- Warning,

this may harm my system.

- That's what you get!

- Snitches end up in ditches!

- That should do it.

- Perfect.

No one's ever gonna know

she's here.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What did she say?

- Yes.

- Why, Father, Mother,

you're home.

- Why does YOCO

have a sweater on?

- She was chilly.

- Okay, YOCO,

give me the nightly report.

- The children played quietly,

breaking no rules or items

of any kind.

Then Ricky was kind enough

to knit me this beautiful cozy.

End of report.

- That's what happened.

- Something's not right.

- Yeah, YOCO sounds

an awful lot like Ariana Grande.

- No, I don't.

- Yes, you do.

- No, I don't.

- Yes, you do.

- No, I don't.

- Yes...

[gasps]

...you do.

- No, I don't.

- [sighs]

What's going on here?

Where's YOCO?

- No idea.

- Beats me.

- No clue.

- Kids.

- Maybe she ran away.

We are pretty annoying.

- Or maybe she's right here.

- Yay, Squishy found her.

- YOCO, why are you

covered in dirt?

- Dicky Harper said...

- Snitches end up in ditches!

- Dicky.

- It was an accident.

- Nicky Harper said...

- Bury her!

- Okay, YOCO,

run a full report.

- Activity report.

List of items broken.

Vase, statue, picture frame,

grandma's candlesticks...

- Where is her mouth?

- Fighting, lying,

breaking things?

Fighting about lying

about breaking things?

- Using all my choo-choo glue?

- This can't happen again.

Every time we leave the house,

you guys fight

and destroy things.

- Well, on the plus side,

we finally stopped fighting

when we had to get rid

of YOCO.

- Well, this should teach you

not to take sides

against each other

and to all learn

to back each other up.

- Yeah, and when

we leave the house,

you guys have got to

back us up, too.

- Exactly, just like whenever

your mom leaves the house,

I have her back.

- Yes.

- Her rules are my rules.

- Really?

YOCO, play back what happened

after breakfast this morning.

- Tom Harper said...

- Come on, Dawn.

Let's have some ice cream.

I know Mom said

not until after breakfast,

so let's put some bacon on it.

- Nice, Tom.

Okay, well, at least I always

have your dad's back.

- Really?

YOCO, play audio

from when I was watching

Wunder Egg video 14,

seven minutes, 22 seconds in.

- Anne Harper said...

- I know your father

said no more egg videos,

but, ah, just one more.

- Where is her mouth?

Shh.

- both: She's got to go.

- Good luck getting rid of her.

She's pretty indestructible.

- Pfft, fire up

the wood chipper, Anne.

- Leaving safe mode.

Entering self-defense mode.

- Self-defense mode?

What's that?

[electrical surge]

- Ahhh!

She shocked me!

[electricity surging]

Oh, she's angry!

[overlapping shouting]

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪