Original subtitles

[upbeat rock music]

- It's really cool of your

parents to have

a summer theater program

at Get Sporty this year.

- I know,

and "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"

is my all-time favorite.

I mean, I've always wanted

to play the role of Dorothy.

- I don't get it.

Who's gonna come

to a theater in a sports store?

- Zip it, Franco.

- Now, now, theater and sports

go together.

After all, theater is the--

[imitates swishing sound]

sport of the soul.

- Yeah!

Oh, yeah. Get Sporty doesn't

just support drama on the field,

we also support

drama on the stage.

- Or a real theater was too

expensive to rent out this year.

- Zip it, Franco.

- Okay, well for anyone

who wants to audition,

the sign-up sheets

are right here.

- Oh, yeah.

Dawn Harper for Dorothy,

the role I was born to play.

Boom.

- I'm signing up

for the good witch.

I'll hold my boom

until I get it.

- I wanna be a winged monkey.

Some people think they're scary.

But I think they're cute.

- I'm gonna sign up

to be the director.

I like power, not fame.

- Miles, what are you gonna do?

- I don't know.

On the one hand,

I could play a tree.

But on the other hand,

I could just

sell popcorn during the show.

I just can't decide.

- You always make

the right decision.

- But I'm gonna

go with the tree.

- Huh.

- Popcorn it is.

- So, boys, who are you

auditioning for?

- Sorry, Mom. This play thing

really isn't our thing.

- Well, I am psyched for it.

I mean, ever since I was a

little girl, I've always dreamt

of playing Dorothy.

[inhales sharply]

Just like Ericka Knightly.

The best Dorothy ever.

- Thank you.

- Oh, you're welcome.

Whoa, whoa, that was

Ericka Knightly!

- It still is.

- Oh, my gosh. I love you.

- I worship you.

- I live for you.

- I have a picture of you

in my pocket.

- Ahh, "Sudden Mom."

'Twas an instant hit.

- I can't believe

you're really here.

- So what's a big star like you

doing back in Boulder?

- Well, we were gonna

surprise you kids,

but Ericka is gonna

be our guest director.

[all exclaim]

- You told her the theater was

in a sporting goods store

and she still came?

- Young man, I don't know you.

But theater is the sport

of the soul.

- Ah! [laughs]

I was just making that up.

- So good.

- I came back to stage

the finest production

of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"

this town has ever seen.

Well, since my production.

I didn't just play Dorothy.

I was Dorothy.

Anybody else just get a shiver?

- Shiver, Franco.

- Ah, well,

look at you four.

The perfect Dorothy,

Tin Woodman,

Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion.

Oh, and you've even

got yourself a little Toto.

Air pet.

You know, you could be

discovered in this production.

Just like I was.

- Ah, oh, my brothers

aren't auditioning.

- Yes, we are.

- Totally our thing.

- Make me your Toto.

- Come on, Ericka,

we'll show you the theater.

- I'll see you at the auditions.

- Can't wait!

- Bye!

- Bye!

- But I thought you guys

weren't auditioning.

- Well, that was before she said

we could become famous.

- Oh, I think she was

talking to me.

I mean, she got discovered

playing Dorothy.

And so will I.

- [laughs] Not if I have

anything to do with it.

- Oh, no.

It's Rose Dirken.

- She gets the lead

in every play she tries out for.

- And now, I'm auditioning

for Dorothy.

- Boom.

- Finally, some drama

in a sporting goods store.

all: Zip it, Franco!

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la, la, la, la ♪

- This is bad, for if the Wicked

Witch enchants us,

she will make us all her slaves.

- And then I shall

get no brains.

- And I shall get no courage.

- And I shall get no heart.

- And I shall get no shot

at beating Rose Dirken

if my brothers can't act.

- Okay, you need to relax.

You're putting way too much

pressure on yourself.

- Yeah. And us.

- That's because we need

to be perfect.

You know, like Ericka.

You heard her,

she didn't just play Dorothy.

She was Dorothy.

She had the perfect hair,

the perfect dress,

the perfect shoes.

Wait. That's--that's it.

That's how I'll get this role.

I'll be Dorothy!

- Dawn--

- Dorothy.

- Weird.

- Okay, the only way you're

going to be Dorothy

is by rehearsing.

So let's pick this up

with the Tin Woodman's

big dance solo.

I've just been oiled.

And a one and a two--

- Oh, yeah, good idea!

Here, you guys

need some more rehearsing.

And in the meantime,

Dorothy is off

to see Dawn's closet.

- Weirder.

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, so in this scene,

your house has just landed

on the Wicked Witch.

- Whose house?

- Dorothy's. And as the Good

Witch, I say to you--

- What's my name?

- Dorothy!

Welcome to

the Land of the Munchkins.

And Dorothy says--

- Yes! In the basket you go.

- You're not talking about Toto.

You're shopping online again.

- But I have everything else.

You know, the hair,

the dress, the dog.

I just need

these sparkly, silver shoes.

- Those are a size 12, triple E.

That's a scary Dorothy.

- Well I can fit shoes

inside the shoes, you know?

Oh, see. Here's a size ten

Cowardly Lion's foot.

It'll slip right in.

- Forget the shoes.

If you don't know the lines,

Rose Dirkin's

gonna get the part

and the shoes

aren't going to matter.

- Ooh, size ten

Cowardly Lion's feet.

A little big, but I can

wear a shoe inside it

Size eight Tin Woodman's.

- Ooh, size eight Tin Woodman's.

- Does anyone wanna rehearse?

- We've been rehearsing

all morning.

We know our lines.

- Yeah, if you wanna

worry about someone,

worry about Dawn.

- Who?

- You!

You're not Dorothy because if

you don't rehearse,

you are never

going to be Dorothy!

- Yeah, well, I'm never going

to be Dorothy

unless I am Dorothy.

And I am not Dorothy without

those sparkly, silver shoes.

- Trust me, Ericka's

a serious actor.

The last thing she's

gonna notice is your shoes.

- Maybe you're right.

- Ahh, look at you!

You are Dorothy.

Well, except for those shoes.

That's the first thing

I noticed.

- Oh, I've been online all day,

but I just can't find any

that are as perfect as yours.

- Oh, well, honey,

if you want shoes

that actually were mine, check

out

Julie and Julie's Costume Shop.

That's where I donate all of my

old show clothes.

Air hugs, air hugs, air hugs,

air hugs, air hugs.

- Did you guys hear that?

Problem solved.

Here. You guys rehearse

while I go get the shoes.

- Dawn, she said

the four of us are perfect.

If you don't get your part,

we might not get our parts.

- Dawn, let the guys

go get the shoes.

You need to rehearse.

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

I cannot trust them

to not let me down.

- Name one time

we've let you down.

- Number 106.

The time I asked

for string cheese but instead--

- Fine!

- We get it.

- Let us make it up to you.

- Yeah, we'll go

to Julie and Julie's

and bring you the best pair

of string cheese.

- Shoes, Dicky.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- All right, shoes.

- Look, Dawn, we want these

parts just as badly as you do.

Trust us. We won't let you down.

Fine. Please get the shoes.

- Don't worry. We will.

- [laughs]

Not if Rose Dirken

gets them first.

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Great. Julie and Julie

are closed for lunch.

- I wonder what they're having.

- Who cares? As soon as

they open back up,

we'll get those shoes

and get back to Dawn.

Just stay focused.

- I bet it's avocado toast.

Hipsters.

- Dicky!

- Sorry. Right.

We're not gonna get distracted.

[bell dinging]

[romantic rock music]

♪ ♪

- Whoa.

- Yeah.

- Hi, boys.

- Hey, lollipop.

Where'd you get that Rose?

- Oh, at For Suckers Only,

right across the street.

There's only three left.

Bye.

- Guys, there's only three left.

And there's--

wait, one, two three--

three of us!

[cell phone rings]

- Oh, it's Dawn.

- Don't let her distract us.

- Good thinking. Ignore.

- They ignored me!

- Can we just rehearse?

- They completely ignored me.

- I know how that feels.

- Do you have any idea

how that feels?

♪ ♪

- Oh, there were way more

than three lollipops in there.

- That Rose Dirken,

not very smart.

[bell dings]

- [laughs]

In your face, suckers.

[laughs]

- Or she's wicked smart.

- That place was

for suckers only.

And we're the suckers.

- This is not good.

Without those shoes,

Dawn's confidence will be shot

and she'll blow her audition.

- Hold on. Dawn doesn't know

Rose Dirken has the shoes.

Do you still have

that stupid bedazzle kit?

- First of all,

it's not stupid.

And secondly, it's not a kit.

It's an eight piece pro set

with a precision hook attachment

for those hard to dazzle areas.

- Do you have it or not?

- Of course I do.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, hey,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- Why aren't they here?

Our audition is in five minutes!

Pick up, pick up!

- Hi, Dawn.

- Finally! Where are you?

- Right behind you.

- Oh!

- Here you go.

- The sparkly, silver shoes.

- Totally them.

- Yes! Wow, thank you.

- No problem.

- Happy to help.

- We're the best.

- Do you think she'll figure out

the shoes are fake?

- With Ricky's shoe dazzling?

Heh, I don't think so.

- All right, Harpers,

you're up.

- Ah, I see you've got them.

Nice touch.

Here we go.

Now, just relax, have fun.

I'll cue you.

[clears throat]

Why do you stand

before the Wizard?

- I'm here for courage.

- I'm here for a heart.

- I'm here for a brain.

- And I'm here

to get back to Kansas

because there's no place

like ham.

- Did you say ham?

- Um, Ericka, do you think

I could try that one more time?

- Of course.

- I'm here to get back to Kansas

because there's no place

like home.

Not ham.

- Nice save.

- And Dorothy says--

- Oh! Oh, yeah. Uh, right.

Uh, the--the--

take me back to Auntie Em!

[laughs]

- What?

- Oh, no.

- The glue must not be dry.

- Next up, Rose Dirken.

- [laughs]

Ohh. Nice shoes.

- What did you do?

♪

- No, you can't do this!

You can't cast Rose Dirken

as Dorothy.

You said I was perfect

for that part.

I mean, of course it wasn't

my best work--

- You said there's

no place like ham.

- Um, actually, no I didn't.

I said there's

no place like home.

I just said it with

an Australian accent.

You know, like, g'day mate,

there's no place like ham.

I made a choice.

- So did I.

Rose Dirken.

- Ooh, burn!

- [sighs] Look, Dawn,

I know what it's like

to not get a part.

- Really?

- No. Now, that was acting.

But I can see

you're disappointed.

And I would hate for there to be

bad feelings between us.

So here, air hug it out?

- Sorry, Ericka, I'm really not

in the mood for air hugs.

I'd love for you

to be a winged monkey.

- Number 107.

Fake shoes!

I cannot believe you guys

ruined my audition.

- Well, it wasn't

a complete disaster.

I mean, we got the parts

we wanted.

- Yeah, and I would've gotten

the part I wanted, too,

if you would've just

gotten me the shoes

instead of these!

- How are you standing?

- I am that mad!

Plus, I'm leaning

on Armond's chair. Sorry.

Ugh! Could this day

get any worse?

First, my brothers let me down,

then Ericka lets me down.

Everybody's letting me down.

- Dawn, I think

you're the only one

who let you down.

- Oh, snap!

- We tried to tell you

you needed to rehearse more.

But you were just so obsessed

with those shoes.

- You're right.

Look, it doesn't matter anyway.

It's just a play

and Ericka's just a person.

I mean, I'm not upset about it.

In fact, I'm fine with it

- Really?

- No. That was acting!

I am devastated and miserable!

- Wow. Where was that

during her audition?

- I don't know.

Maybe she left it at ham.

- Is there anything

more exciting

than a theater coming to life?

Actors, prop masters,

whatever that guy's doing.

- Okay, I know it's not

what you had planned,

but it is kinda fun, working

backstage with your parents.

Right, girlfriend?

- Sure, Mom friend.

- Okay, now, on Ericka's cue,

you're gonna slowly

let out this rope

and it'll lower

the cardboard house, okay?

Here you go. All right?

Now, can you handle this

while I try to find

another peg

for this tornado rope?

- Uh, sure.

- Great.

- There's a storm coming, Toto.

Quick, run...

home.

- Quick, run home.

Yeah, that's what the audience

is gonna say

once they see your performance.

[laughs]

Yes! Good one, Dawn.

Self high five.

[gasps]

- [screaming, thud]

- Ahh!

- Somebody get

this monstrosity off of me!

- I am so sorry!

- Did you drop it on her

so you could play Dorothy?

- No, of course not! It was

a total accident, I swear.

- You should wear

this witch's hat.

It's for witches.

'Cause you're witchy.

- I didn't do it on purpose.

You guys gotta believe me.

I'm not witchy.

[shimmering tone]

♪ ♪

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

Squishy...

we are so not in Boulder

right now.

♪ ♪

- What is this place?

I mean, it looks like Boulder,

but bolder.

And why am I dressed

like Dorothy?

Oh, well, except for these fake

shoes my brothers made me.

Hey, at least they're not here.

Ahh! They're here.

- You know, if I had a heart,

that would really hurt.

[metal clanging]

- Wait, where am I?

- Uh, Oz. And I thought

I was the one with no brains.

- Wait, how did I get here?

- You were blown here

by a big tomato.

- I think you mean tornado.

- You say tornado,

I say tomato.

- Wait, how did you guys

get here?

- Don't ask us.

It's your dream.

- Wait, a dream?

But this all feels so real.

- Ah!

- Oh, but it is real.

- You know, you could

warn a lion.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mae?

Okay, look,

I am really confused right now.

But before I ask any questions,

that dress is fantastic!

- Ah, I know, right?

It's good to be the Good Witch.

Now say hello

to all my Munchkin friends.

[overlapping cheering, chatter]

- You flying in here

was so cool.

- Yeah, your house flipped

five times.

- I'm adding that to my routine.

- This is Twisty

and her Gold Medal Girls.

They're always flipping out

about something.

- We're passionate.

Now that you know who we are,

who are you?

- Well, what do you mean?

I'm Dorothy.

- [scoffs] Not in those shoes.

- Yeah, those are nasty.

- Oh, uh, these are just

my travelling shoes.

Uh--my real ones

are over there.

BRB!

- Those shoes are just

cheap knock-offs.

- Looks like they were made

by a wannabe dazzler.

- You know what?

That would've really hurt

if I had a heart.

[metal clangs]

- See? My shoes are right here

on this other person's feet.

See? [laughs]

I'm Dorothy.

- No, I'm Dorothy.

- Two Dorothys?

- Wait, wait,

what's going on?

- It's time to

break into a song.

- It happens a lot

around here.

- ♪ If you were Dorothy,

you wouldn't be confused ♪

♪ I'm Dorothy, so won't you

give me back my shoes, yeah ♪

- ♪ I'm Dorothy this time ♪

♪ I win and you lose ♪

♪ Yes, you do ♪

- ♪ No, I don't ♪

- ♪ Yes, you do ♪

both: ♪ I--I--I'm Dorothy ♪

- ♪ Are you sure? ♪

- ♪ She looks mad ♪

- ♪ The shoes

don't look so bad ♪

- ♪ Yes they do

they're just fakes ♪

♪ What's up with your mistakes?

♪ I'm Dorothy, I'm sure it's me,

can't you see? ♪

- ♪ No, it's me ♪

- ♪ No, it's me ♪

- ♪ Obviously ♪

both: ♪ I--I--I'm Dorothy ♪

♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪

- ♪ That's my name

so don't you try to be me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm the real Dorothy ♪

both: ♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪

- ♪ Why don't you stop

living that lie ♪

- ♪ I don't need

to tell you why ♪

♪ I'm Dorothy, I'm Dorothy ♪

- ♪ I hear your words

but they make no sense to me ♪

♪ 'Cause we all know

that I'm the real Dorothy ♪

- ♪ I've got the clothes

and the hair and the dress ♪

- ♪ And my shoes ♪

- ♪ They're my shoes ♪

- ♪ Dorothy's shoes,

- I--I--I'm Dorothy ♪

♪ There ain't no stopping ♪

♪ This is my destiny ♪

♪ I was born

to be Dorothy, yeah ♪

- ♪ Were you born to forget

that it's me? ♪

- ♪ No, it's me ♪

- ♪ Um, it's me ♪

- ♪ It's so me ♪

both: ♪ I--I--I'm Dorothy ♪

♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪

- ♪ That's my name

so don't you try to be me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm the real Dorothy ♪

- ♪ I'm Dorothy ♪

both: ♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪

- ♪ Why don't you stop

living that lie ♪

- ♪ I don't need to

tell you why ♪

both: ♪ I'm Dorothy ♪

- Wait, so which one's Dorothy?

- Yeah, that song

taught us nothing.

- I guess the only thing now

we can do is--

both: Flip out!

- Okay, give me those shoes.

- Here!

- What do we do now?

- Throw them back!

- Wait! Don't you want

these lollipops first?

[both scoff]

- Come on.

We're not suckers.

- Well, of course you're not.

Here, let me have these

while you unwrap those.

- Thank you.

- Very kind of you.

- Very kind of you, suckers.

[laughter]

- It's the Wicked Witch!

- Thanks for the shoes, boys.

- We thought you were Rose!

- No, she's over there,

under my mannequin spell

with the rest of them!

- Do you think Dawn

saw any of that?

- Nah, she's frozen.

She didn't see anything.

- I saw everything!

- Ahh!

- Ah!

And I know you're not frozen.

- Yes, we are.

- Can't move.

- Totally frozen.

[slapping]

[all exclaim]

- Ow, oh.

- Can I please have

my shoes back?

- No. And now it's time for me

to poof out!

[cackles]

- I can't believe you guys.

Once again, you let me down.

Welcome to number 108.

- Uh, in Oz, this is the

first time we've let you down.

So technically,

this is number one.

- You know, if you're really

a good witch,

you better hold me back.

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

♪ I, I, I'm Dorothy ♪

♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪

- ♪ That's my name

so don't you try to be me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm the real Dorothy ♪

♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪

- ♪ Why don't you stop

living that lie ♪

- ♪ I don't need

to tell you why ♪

♪ I'm Dorothy, I'm Dorothy ♪

♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪

- ♪ That's my name

so don't you try to be me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm the real Dorothy ♪

- ♪ I'm Dorothy ♪

♪ I'm Dorothy, I'm Dorothy ♪