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♪

- If he lands this,

I'll wear a grass skirt

and dance the hula.

I never said coconut bra.

- Eh, it would look weird

without it.

- You know, one of these days

one of us is gonna beat you

and put you in a coconut bra.

- Nobody puts Dicky

in a coconut bra.

- Hey, kids,

we'd like you to meet someone.

- This is Simone.

She's shopping with her Mom.

all: Hey, Simone.

- Hello. Hey. Hi.

Aloha.

- Her family just moved here.

She's about your age.

- She doesn't know anybody.

- Don't rub it in her face,

Dad.

- Hang in there, kid.

- Bye.

- Could you excuse us

for a second, Simone?

- Yeah.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Can you kids not take a hint?

- I don't know.

Give us one.

- Imagine what it feels like

for Simone.

Not knowing anyone here,

not being included.

- Still waiting

on that hint.

- Okay.

- Mom, we get the hint.

- But we just like to choose

our own friends.

Someone we have a strong

emotional connection with.

Or someone that can put Dicky

in a coconut bra.

- Not bad, Dicky. I still think

you could use a little more hip.

- I am so glad we're friends.

- Me too.

And if you like this,

I can show you something

even cooler at my house.

- A tennis court?

A soccer field?

- And a science lab.

- Simone, your house is amazing.

- Thanks.

- Who has a science lab

in their house?

- Yeah,

are your parents inventors?

- No, I am.

- Simone?

Simone?

- Great. We finally make

a cool friend

and it turns out

she's a ghost.

- I'm not a ghost.

I'm just wearing

an invisibility suit.

- There's no such thing

as an invisibility suit.

- There wasn't.

Until I invented it.

- [gasps]

all: Whoa.

- I'm not passing out

because I'm scared.

I'm passing out

because it's so amazing.

- I'm passing out

because I'm scared.

- I'm passing out

because people passing out

always makes me pass out.

- [chuckles]

Don't worry, I'm good.

Okay, here I go.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

[upbeat music]

- A lot of people pass out

when they see the floating head.

The juice will help.

- That invisibility suit

blew my mind.

It's incredible.

- It's just a little something

I've been toying around with.

I create high-tech fabrics

and clothing for various uses.

- Ooh.

What does that cardigan do?

- Keeps me warm.

- Genius.

- So what's your latest

invention?

- Oh.

It's top secret.

Wait a minute.

Hey, Carmichael,

can you excuse us for a minute?

- Of course, Miss MacAfee.

- I've had secrets

stolen before.

You never know

who you can trust.

So, can I trust you?

- Of course. Right, guys?

- Yeah, we're trustworthy.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Then to the Terrace of Trust.

- Ooh, awesome.

- Yes!

- [claps]

- Whoa.

Purple is

a trustworthy color.

- Now, if you could have any

super power, what would it be?

- Flying.

- X-ray vision.

- Time travel.

- Dancing.

- What if I told you I'm really

close to completing a suit

that enables you to do

all four?

all: Whoa, cool.

- Except the first three.

- Even cooler.

- It makes even the worst dancer

the best dancer

I should have it ready

by Saturday.

If you're around,

you can try it then.

- That sounds perfect for Dawn.

She's a terrible dancer.

Go ahead, Dawn, show her.

For science.

- [sighs] Come on, Dawn.

Show me how you dance.

We're friends.

- I think both friendship

and science

would lose

in this situation.

- [sighs]

Dawn, look,

since we're on

the Terrace of Trust,

I'll let you in

on a secret.

My inspiration for this suit

was me.

- Wait, really?

- Watch.

[dance music playing]

♪ ♪

- You think that's bad?

[exhales sharply]

[dance music playing]

- It's the Terrace of Terror.

- The world needs that suit.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, hey

oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- Wow, Simone sounds amazing.

What kind of things

does she invent?

- I can't talk about it.

Top secret.

- Well, we're family.

I gave birth to you.

- Tom, screaming and crying

in the waiting room is not

giving birth.

- All I know is when I was done,

I had four children.

- Well, speaking of things

your father didn't deliver,

a gentleman named Carmichael

just dropped this off.

kids: Cool.

- Hey, Harpers.

kids: Whoa.

- I had a great time

with you guys today

and I want to invite

Nicky, Ricky, and Dawn

to come over tomorrow

and hang out.

kids: Yes!

- Wait a minute.

She didn't invite me.

- Why do you

still sound excited?

- I don't know.

I'm very confused right now.

- She obviously meant

to invite me

and not the three of you.

Yes!

- Honey, that's not

what Simone said.

- That's okay.

It's not like you guys

are gonna go without me.

- [whistling softly]

- Are you really gonna go?

- Come on.

You'd go without us.

- Of course I would.

But that's the way

it should be.

- I'm sorry.

I know you guys are quads,

but you can't expect to be

included in everything

your brothers and sister are.

- This doesn't make

any sense.

Well, maybe I heard

it wrong.

- Just to be clear,

Dicky is not invited.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- These hoodies are so comfy.

- I call those the Hoodie-Do.

- Why?

- Because those hoodies

give you a new do.

Take your hoods off.

- Wow.

- Incredible.

- I hope it's not awkward

that I didn't invite Dicky.

- Nope.

- Not at all.

- He loves his hair

the way it is.

- Cool.

Because I have a bunch

of other great stuff

to show you.

- I feel guilty.

Dicky was right.

We really shouldn't

have come without him.

Let's just go.

both: Yeah.

- Hey, guys, do you want a ride

in my invisi-blimp?

all: Yeah!

[upbeat music]

- [laughing]

- Oh, hey, Dicky.

- What's up, dude?

- Hey, you.

- What's up

with the scarves?

- Dicky, what are you doing

with my books?

- Reading them.

[laughter]

- "Reading them."

No, I mean seriously.

- Yeah.

- Seriously.

Being away from you all,

I realized something.

You're kinda holding me back.

Anyway, did you guys

have a fun time with Simone?

- Yeah, no big deal.

- Just hung out.

- Guys, you don't

have to pretend.

you didn't have

an awesome time.

I'm totally cool

that you have a separate friend.

- Good 'cause we had

a great time.

- So much fun.

- She has an invisi-blimp.

- Still doesn't explain

the scarves.

- Oh, that was to protect

our Hoodie-do hairdos

from the invisi-wind.

- All right.

[doorbell rings]

- From Miss MacAfee.

- Thanks, Carmichael.

Hey, we got another cube.

Oh, uh, sorry, Dicky.

- Carry on.

- I have to say, Dicky,

I'm really proud of you

for not freaking out

over being excluded.

- Hey, it's me, Simone.

I want to invite Nicky and

Ricky to come over tomorrow.

Hope you two can make it.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[chuckles] Nicky and Ricky?

There's got to be a glitch

in the hologram.

- I want to invite Nicky

and Ricky...

- And Dawn.

- To come over tomorrow.

- See?

[chuckles]

I was invited.

- Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.

Chapter four has

a wonderful section

on rejection and denial.

- I just don't understand.

- Oh, I know some of the words

are big,

but if you just

sound them out,

you'll be okay.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

[upbeat music]

- Almost there.

- Do you feel guilty about Dawn

and Dicky not being here?

- I would, but I'm too focused

on what she's concocting.

- Here you go.

A hot fudge sundae.

- Where?

- Right here.

both: Whoa!

- Dig in, boys.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, thank you,

thank you, thank you.

- Hey, guys.

[chuckles]

Sorry I'm late.

Ooh, sundae time.

- Dawn?

I didn't expect you today.

I only invited

Ricky and Nicky.

- And Dawn!

See? You even said

my name right now.

- Dawn, that was you.

- Fine. Just why wasn't

I invited back?

I thought we got along.

- Join me

on the Terrace of Trust.

- Ooh.

Good things happen up there.

I'm going up!

[claps]

[squeals]

- Look, I know this whole thing

must be very confusing for you.

But while you're here,

I do have a little something

to tell you about Saturday.

Sit.

- Ooh.

The big day.

I'm all ears.

- First, can you swim?

- Like a fish.

Okay, now just tell me

about Saturday.

- You're not gonna be there.

- Ahh!

But why did you care

if I can--

[water splashes]

Oh, got it.

- Just to be clear,

I don't swim.

- [exhales sharply]

Eat, eat.

- Okay.

- [whistling]

- I don't get it.

Why didn't Simone want me there?

I mean, I'm likable, right?

- Definitely.

- I'm nice.

- The nicest.

- I am a joy to be around.

- Look, we just need to get

your mind off of this.

Find something else

for you to do.

Like learn a new language.

- Where is the nearest

bus station?

"Waar is de

dichtstbijzijnde bushalte?"

- Okay, I don't get it.

I an freaking out

over being rejected,

and you're reading

and learning a new language.

How do you do it?

- Ik weet het niet zeker.

- Okay, you need to stop that

before I ik weet

your niet zeker.

- What's got her

all boos en verbittered?

- I should go.

- Hey, Dawn.

Sorry about earlier, but we

brought you an ice cream sundae.

- Wow,

aren't you generous?

One little bite.

both: No!

Duck!

[splatters]

- This is so unfair!

I should have been the one

bringing you guys

tiny exploding

ice cream sundaes.

- Dawn, it's like Mom said,

you have to get used to us all

not having the same friends.

- Okay, well, if I were you,

I wouldn't get too comfortable

because one of you

is gone next.

- [scoffs]

- That's not true.

- Simone loves us.

- Yeah.

- I don't know.

I see a pattern.

- [scoffs] There's no pattern.

[doorbell rings]

- Huh.

That happened yesterday.

It has all the makings

of a pattern.

Oh, hello, Carmichael.

Pattern.

Do you have something

for us?

- Indeed I do.

- Thank you.

Pattern.

- Hi, about Saturday,

I'm so excited about

a breakthrough I just had

that I can't wait till then.

I want to show it

to you today.

So, Ricky...

- Yes!

- Rhymes with Nicky, who's

the only one I'm inviting.

- Yes!

- No!

- Pattern!

- I gotta go get

my dancing shoes.

- Uh, before I go,

Simone's new invention

is pretty cool, huh?

- Wait, she told you

about it.

- Yeah. It's the, you know,

thing.

The other thing

and the other other thing.

What was it

that she called it?

It's right on the tip

of my tongue.

- Well, it's going to have

to stay there

because we know nothing

about any of those things.

Or the other things.

- Yeah.

And even if we did know,

we wouldn't tell you,

Carmichael.

- Oh, I'll tell you

what it is.

It's dat zijn uw zaken niet,

butler gast.

- Right.

That's what I thought it was.

- Dicky, we weren't supposed

to tell him.

What if he translates that?

- Then he'll find out

I said her invention is,

"None of your business,

butler dude."

- Wait, that was weird.

Why would Carmichael want to

know what Simone's invention is?

- Maybe he wants to steal

her idea.

- I mean, she did say someone

stole her ideas in the past.

- The butler did it!

- That's what we're saying,

Dicky.

- No. I just finished

this mystery novel.

"The Butler Did It."

I did not see that coming.

- [whistling]

[upbeat music]

- If Carmichael's the one who's

been stealing Simone's ideas,

we have to tell Nicky.

- Ah, well, I'm off to test

the you-know-what.

Oh, I'll give you a hint.

[whispers]

It's the dance suit.

- Nicky, there's something

we have to tell you.

- We think the butler's

about to steal Simone's idea.

- Carmichael?

He's a mensch.

- That's Yiddish for a person

of integrity and honor.

- Hey, don't you want

to protect your friend Simone?

- Oh, I see.

You're all just jealous.

I don't have time for this.

I must dance.

- If Nicky's not going

to tell Simone, we have to.

- Why would we want

to help her?

She obviously doesn't care

about us.

- But you heard what Mom said.

How would we feel

if we were Simone?

Would you want

your idea stolen

or would you want someone

to warn you?

- [sighs]

Fine.

Dicky, you coming?

- Nah. I just started

a new mystery novel.

- "The Butler Did It."

- Oh, man. Again?

- The butler always does it.

That's why they're called

"The Butler Did It Mysteries."

- You can judge a book

by its cover.

♪

- Clear.

Carmichael's nowhere in sight.

- [grunting]

- [grunting]

- Did I do it

better than him?

- Sadly, yes.

- Okay,

so what do we do now?

- Well, since Nicky

won't back us up

when we tell her

about Carmichael,

we're just gonna need to hide

until we can get Simone alone.

- Where are we gonna hide?

- I got it!

Let's just hide

in the invisibility suits.

- Yes!

- Sweet!

- Am I invisible?

- No. Am I?

- No.

- I can't see either of you.

- Dicky, turn around.

- Oh.

- These aren't

the right suits.

- Ooohh, someone's coming.

- So, ready to try out

my dance suit?

I have to say, it's way better

than my last invention:

emotion-activated safety suits

that inflate like airbags.

They were a total fail.

They're right...

Huh, I could have sworn

I hung them right there.

- Did you hear that?

These are airbag suits

and they're motion-activated,

so don't move anything.

- They were supposed to be

activated by fear,

like before an accident,

but they're over-sensitive

and any emotion

sets them off.

- She didn't say

motion-activated.

She said emotion-activated.

- Then don't feel anything.

- But you sound angry.

- I'm not angry!

- So, ready to dance?

- Well, I-I thought I was,

but now that

I think about it,

I'm not so sure.

- What? Why?

- Well, your stuff's cool

and all,

but it just doesn't feel right

without my brothers and sister.

- Sorry, but I just got this

feeling I couldn't trust them.

- Couldn't trust them?

They kept your secret

the whole time.

Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn

are the most honorable

and trustworthy people

I know.

- Aww.

- I feel weird inside.

- Uh-oh.

Emotions!

[suits inflating]

- What are you doing here?

- We came to warn you

that Carmichael's the one

who's been stealing

your inventions.

- And now he's trying to steal

your dance suit idea too.

- He tried to get it out of us,

but I told him,

"Dat zijn uw zaken niet,

butler gast."

- You told him it was, "None of

your business, butler dude"?

- You speak Dutch?

- No. We've been keeping

an eye on you.

- We?

- Yes, we.

Carmichael?

- Hello.

Or as Dicky might say

in Dutch, hallo.

- Carmichael's not actually

a butler dude.

He's my father dude.

- So the butler didn't do it.

- Congratulations.

The last few days

have been a test

and you guys passed

with flying colors.

- What?

- What do you mean?

- A test?

- Colors can fly?

- And he's back.

- In the past,

kids I've hung out with

have really let me down.

So I was looking

for trustworthy friends.

People who are going

to keep my secrets.

- About your inventions?

- About anything. Like how

I'm secretly afraid of cats.

Or what boy

I have a crush on.

- [gasps]

Is it me?

You can tell me.

It'll be our secret.

I think she has a crush

on me.

- So this whole thing

was a test?

- Yes. And you passed.

You guys can be my friends.

- Well, we're not sure

if you can be ours.

- What do you mean?

- Look, Simone,

we like you.

It's just testing your friends

is just weird.

- Yeah.

That's not what friends do.

- You may be a genius,

but you're not too smart

when it comes to people.

- I told her the test

was a dumb idea.

- Dad!

Look, I'm sorry, guys.

I just really like

hanging out with you.

Can you give me

a second chance?

- Quaddle up.

Skip the Quaddle.

[exhales sharply]

Excuse me.

We'll give you

a second chance,

but you have to promise

no more weird tests.

- Got it.

- Oh, and there's one

other thing.

We need to borrow

the invisibility suits

for something.

- What?

- Ha-ha!

[exhales sharply]

Ahh!

Anne, we have another ghost!

- Good one, guys.

- Hey, there's Mae.

Mae, over here!

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪