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Alright, this 14 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:28,402 is going to be so fun. 15 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,405 [all groaning] 16 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,407 Did you get the picture? 17 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,488 - Well... 18 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:35,543 I got a picture. 19 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,827 [all groaning] 20 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:41,332 Sorry, I was busy getting a kid 21 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:41,332 out of harm's way. 22 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,625 - What kid? 23 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,298 - Me. 24 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:48,217 - A good friend would've taken 25 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:48,217 the hit, Mae. 26 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,086 [cell phone knocks] 27 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,393 - Uh-oh. I didn't get a picture 28 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,393 of you, 29 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,467 but someone else did. 30 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,810 - Wait, isn't that us from, 31 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,810 like, just a second ago? 32 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:04,023 - With the 33 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:04,023 Kramden Quads behind us. 34 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,984 - How did they make it look like 35 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,984 they're behind the counter? 36 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:09,436 - Because we're behind the 37 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:09,436 counter. 38 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:13,656 - How did they make it sound 39 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:13,656 like they're behind the counter? 40 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,579 [together] 41 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,579 Hello, Harpers. 42 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:19,618 [together] 43 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:19,618 Hello, Kramdens. 44 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,752 - Glad you saw our Squadgoals 45 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,752 post. 46 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,383 We hashtagged it 47 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,383 "kramdenyourface." 48 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,591 [laughter] 49 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,340 [mock laughter] 50 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,432 - Laugh it up. 51 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,467 - We're already at 50 knocks on 52 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,467 our FaceShack door. 53 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,391 - There is no way you're at 50. 54 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,470 [cell phone knocks] 55 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,224 - You're right, 51. 56 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,266 Thanks, Dicky. 57 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:41,978 - [laughs] 58 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,849 What? 59 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,849 It's a really good post. 60 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,517 - And we doubt 61 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,517 you'll ever beat it. 62 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,686 - Oh, we're gonna beat it. 63 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,315 And we also have the perfect 64 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,315 hashtag 65 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,781 that's way better than 66 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,781 Squadgoals. 67 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,742 - Oh yeah? 68 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,742 What is it? 69 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,493 - No way. 70 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,493 It's a secret. 71 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,164 You're just gonna have to wait 72 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,164 until we post it. 73 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,622 - It's Quadgoals, right? 74 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:01,872 [together] 75 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:01,872 Dicky. 76 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,754 - Quadgoals. 77 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,754 I like it. 78 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,672 - I'm glad we thought of it. 79 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,880 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 80 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,710 Quadgoals is ours. 81 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,795 - Guess we'll just have to let 82 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,795 the internet decide. 83 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,380 - Fine. 84 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,380 Whoever gets the most likes 85 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,216 on their Quadgoals pic by 86 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,216 the end of the weekend 87 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,512 wins the hashtag. 88 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,216 - Good luck, Harpers. 89 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,346 [laughter] 90 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,733 [mock laughter] 91 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:28,361 - Sassy little munchkins. 92 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:32,568 I just want to put 'em on a 93 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:32,568 shelf and look at 'em... 94 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:35,661 and then just push 'em off. 95 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,447 - First they took our 96 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,447 commercial, 97 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,281 then they entered 98 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,281 the bobsled race, 99 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,786 and now the internet. 100 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,408 - Why are they always 101 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,408 challenging us and 102 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:43,624 driving us to be better? 103 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,293 - More importantly, 104 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,293 how are you going to explain 105 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,665 this to your parents? 106 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,511 - Oh, this is gonna be easy. 107 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,626 It's the first two that are 108 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,626 gonna be tough. 109 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,761 [upbeat music] 110 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,886 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, 111 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,886 na, na, na, na, na ♪ 112 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,853 [whistling] 113 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,314 ♪ ♪ 114 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,315 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 115 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,315 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 116 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,317 ♪ One, two ♪ 117 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,317 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 118 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,989 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 119 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:17,568 - ♪ 120 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,784 - Okay, the sooner we take our 121 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,784 Quadgoals pic, 122 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,905 the longer it'll be 123 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,905 up on FaceShack. 124 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,332 Which means the better chance 125 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,332 we'll have 126 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,040 of beating those Kramdens. 127 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,710 So any ideas? 128 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,665 - I got it. 129 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,800 We should nostril blast peas 130 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,800 out of our noses 131 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,417 at the same time. 132 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,633 - You don't got it. 133 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,466 - Kids, pack your bags. 134 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,850 - You're kicking us out? 135 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,177 - It's because of 136 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,177 the stair canoes, isn't it? 137 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,471 - What stair canoes? 138 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,684 - Who said "stair canoes?" 139 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,385 I said "share your news." 140 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,515 - Okay, we're all going to visit 141 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,515 your Aunt Jackie on her farm. 142 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,864 - Really? 143 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,864 We're allowed back? 144 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,069 - I thought she banned us 145 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,069 because of 146 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,528 the whole quilt incident. 147 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,148 - It was an afghan. 148 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,148 - It was a throw. 149 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:57,855 - Kinda not the point. 150 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:57,855 - Yeah, you kids completely 151 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,905 ruined Aunt Jackie's entry into 152 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,905 the county fair. 153 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:03,618 - That's not how I remember it. 154 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,830 - Wow, 155 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,830 cool blanket thing. 156 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,710 - It's a quilt. 157 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,667 - No, it's an afghan. 158 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,207 - It's a throw. 159 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,590 - Blanket thing. 160 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,590 - Afghan, afghan, afghan. 161 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,667 - Throw, throw, throw. 162 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,667 - Afghan, afghan. 163 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,262 - Blanket thing, blanket thing. 164 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:18,007 - Nooo. 165 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:22,140 You completely ruined my entry 166 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:22,140 into the county fair. 167 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,469 [whimpers] 168 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,814 - Huh, 169 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,814 that is how I remember it. 170 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,898 - It's been seven years. 171 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,477 Why would she 172 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,477 lift the ban now? 173 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,361 - Yeah, does she trust us again? 174 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,858 - No, I'm pretty sure she just 175 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,858 doesn't like making 176 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,650 the drive down here. 177 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,650 It stresses her out. 178 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,153 - Everything stresses her out. 179 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,355 - Yeah, like when 180 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,355 people talk about her 181 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,954 out of the sides of their mouth. 182 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,619 - Well, here's something out of 183 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,619 the front of my mouth. 184 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,077 She's a nut job, 185 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,077 Anne. 186 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:47,119 - No, honey, she's just-- 187 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:47,119 she's just fun-loving. 188 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,462 - Yeah, a fun-loving nut. 189 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,367 - Well, I'm excited 190 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,367 to get up there. 191 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,496 - Yeah, Aunt Jackie's farm is 192 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,496 the perfect place to take 193 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,754 the ultimate Quadgoals pic. 194 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,376 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 195 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,722 I promised Aunt Jackie that 196 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,722 you guys would behave. 197 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,588 Hey, this is important to me. 198 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,005 I really miss going up there, 199 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,005 so no shenanigans. 200 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,675 - We don't participate in 201 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,675 shenanigans. 202 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,433 - Ooh, we could tip a cow 203 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,433 for our pic. 204 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,845 - Shenanigan. 205 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,845 - Or mud wrestle a pig. 206 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,694 - Shenanigan. 207 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,694 - Ooh, llama race. 208 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,809 - Well, Aunt Jackie 209 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,809 doesn't have llamas, 210 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,975 but if she did, shenanigan. 211 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,534 - No llamas? 212 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,147 What kind of farm is this? 213 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,114 - It's a dairy farm. 214 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,945 - Well, nut job or not, 215 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,945 your Aunt Jackie's got 216 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,030 a great back porch, and I can't 217 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,030 wait to get up there 218 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,365 and smell that 219 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,365 fresh dairy air. 220 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:32,370 [upbeat music] 221 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,745 Breathe it in, kids. 222 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,212 [inhales] 223 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,632 Ahh, you can't smell that 224 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,632 at home. 225 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:41,011 - Yeah, because we flush. 226 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,009 - Annie. 227 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,640 - Oh, Jackie! 228 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,599 - Thanks for finally letting us 229 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,599 back on the farm, Aunt Jackie. 230 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,520 - Yeah, this is awesome. 231 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,348 - And we just wanted to say 232 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,348 we're really sorry 233 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,813 about the whole-- 234 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,654 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 235 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,654 It's all in the past. 236 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:56,939 I didn't win that year. 237 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,612 Or the year after that. 238 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,860 Or the year 239 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,860 after that year. 240 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,951 Or any year after that year. 241 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:06,327 But this... 242 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:06,327 this is my year. 243 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:09,365 And I have got something, 244 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:09,365 as you kids say, 245 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,500 "cool" to show you. 246 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,708 Come on. 247 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:15,789 - Nut. 248 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:16,714 - Fun-loving. 249 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,715 - You kids inspired 250 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,715 my newest passion 251 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:25,836 and latest entry 252 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:25,836 into the county fair, 253 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,636 my niece and nephews in butter. 254 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,809 - Wow. 255 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,062 That's...that... 256 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:39,074 wow. 257 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,067 - I would've gone with "why?" 258 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,067 - Yeah. 259 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,650 - Think of these butter 260 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,650 sculptures 261 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:46,025 as a symbol of my forgiveness. 262 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,873 - Who knew butter could look so 263 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,873 lifelike? 264 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,869 - Yeah, it's so realistic. 265 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,251 - And they'll stay that way 266 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,827 thanks to this magic cooling 267 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,827 box. 268 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,174 - She knows it's 269 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,174 called an air conditi-- 270 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,999 - Leave it alone. 271 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:02,134 - Well, I have to say, Jackie, 272 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:02,134 I'm really impressed. 273 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,722 - Oh, well, now we both have 274 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,722 Quads, Annie. 275 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,468 Maybe Mommy will finally see us 276 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,468 as equals. 277 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,933 - Okay, speaking of equals, 278 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,144 this equals an awesome 279 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,144 Quadgoals pic. 280 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,935 - No! 281 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,728 I'm sorry, kids. 282 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,728 I'm sorry. 283 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,782 What I meant to say was, no! 284 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,526 I don't want any photographs 285 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,526 getting out 286 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,688 ahead of the judging. 287 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,696 [all groaning] 288 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,068 - So where'd you get 289 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,068 all that butter? 290 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,076 - Well, I make it 291 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,076 the old-fashioned way. 292 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:35,958 I milk old Carol over there, and 293 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:35,958 then I churn the butter myself. 294 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,127 Turns out it's a great 295 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,127 stress-reliever. 296 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,956 Churn, churn, churn. 297 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,341 And I am a little bit tense, 298 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,341 you know, 299 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,588 this being my year and all. 300 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,880 Churn, churn, churn. 301 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,513 I need this win. 302 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,761 [together] 303 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,761 Okay. 304 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,143 - We're just gonna go and get 305 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,143 settled in our rooms. 306 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,020 - Okay. 307 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,558 - Well, 308 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,558 I know how I want to settle in. 309 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:00,862 With a nice little porch nap. 310 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,147 - So when do we sneak 311 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,147 back into the barn 312 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,071 and get the butter sculpture 313 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,071 picture? 314 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,400 - We don't. 315 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:07,855 - We don't? 316 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,994 But that's what we do. 317 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,371 - Not this time. 318 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,328 Remember, 319 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,328 no shenanigans? 320 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,119 We're just gonna have to find 321 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,119 something even better than 322 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,673 butter heads to beat 323 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,673 those Kramdens. 324 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,090 - [laughs] 325 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,090 Chickens are funny. 326 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,258 - That's it. 327 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,258 We can take a picture 328 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:28,298 with it laying an egg. 329 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,802 - Look at its legs. 330 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,723 They're 331 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,723 like chicken legs. 332 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,011 - Even better, I could cook an 333 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,011 omelet, and you guys can hold 334 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,805 the chicken over the pan 335 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,805 and act surprised. 336 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,179 - Yeah, it'll look like 337 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,179 the chicken laid 338 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,685 a fully cooked omelet. 339 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,226 - Ooh, and then can hashtag it 340 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,060 "omlettin' you have it, 341 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,060 Kramdens." 342 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,315 - Yes. 343 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:47,028 - Look at the little wiggly 344 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:47,028 thing under her chin, 345 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,068 like Grandma. 346 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,992 I wonder if she'll let 347 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,992 me play with it, 348 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,161 like Grandma. 349 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,370 Come on. 350 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,370 Come on. 351 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,040 - We should help him. 352 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,748 - But...not right away. 353 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,329 - Ahh-ahh-ahh! 354 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,245 [chicken clucking] 355 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,673 Help! 356 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,673 She's faster than Grandma. 357 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,342 - Okay, now. 358 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,342 - Yeah. 359 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,761 - Come on, get it, get it, 360 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,761 get it. 361 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,089 - Got it, got it, got it. 362 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,014 - Here, chicky, chicky, chicky. 363 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,014 Ohh. 364 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,314 - Wait. Wait. 365 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,978 We're never going to catch it 366 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,978 like this. 367 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,977 We have to think 368 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,977 like a chicken. 369 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,152 - Not a problem. 370 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,692 [clucking] 371 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,743 [all clucking] 372 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,213 - Aww, you kids keep 373 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,213 getting more and more 374 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,078 like your father each year. 375 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,545 Now, why are you riling up 376 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:47,545 my chickens? 377 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,087 - Well, the truth is, 378 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,087 is we're just trying to take 379 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,881 a cool picture of life 380 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,881 on the farm. 381 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,545 - Oh, well, in that case, 382 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,545 I've got just the thing. 383 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,593 Come on. 384 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,175 [upbeat twangy music] 385 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:03,192 ♪ ♪ 386 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:06,228 Sorry we only had three baby 387 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:06,228 goats, Dicky. 388 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,943 - I'm good. 389 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,364 - Everybody say "goat cheese." 390 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,824 - No, don't say "goat cheese." 391 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,824 The goats hate that. 392 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,534 - Well, then what should we say? 393 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,115 - I'm just kidding. 394 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,115 You can say "goat cheese." 395 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,159 The goats don't 396 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,159 understand English. 397 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,794 Only cows understand English, 398 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,794 right, Carol? 399 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,295 Don't make me look stupid in 400 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,295 front of these people, Carol. 401 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:33,927 [cow lowing] 402 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,597 Okay, picture time. 403 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,846 - Everybody say "cuckoo." 404 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,308 [together] 405 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,308 Cuckoo. 406 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,599 - Aww, that's cute. 407 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,480 - Yes, 408 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,480 best Quadgoals pic ever. 409 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:52,444 As soon as we post this, 410 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:52,444 the Kram... 411 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:55,486 uh, guys, 412 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:55,486 there's no cell service here. 413 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,660 This is bad. 414 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:57,907 - Baaaad. 415 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,619 - Goat gets it. 416 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,869 - Oh, no, that's wasn't 417 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,869 the goat. 418 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,080 That was meeee. 419 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,626 I was just agreeing with you, 420 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,626 because cell service around here 421 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,286 is more rare than me winning 422 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,286 something at the county fair. 423 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,456 I need this win. 424 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,256 - And so do we. 425 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,719 ♪ ♪ 426 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,306 [upbeat music] 427 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,349 ♪ ♪ 428 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,021 - [snoring] 429 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,855 - So have you guys had any luck 430 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,855 finding a signal? 431 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,401 - No, we checked everywhere. 432 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,235 - This place is confusing. 433 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:41,540 I got lost in the corn maze, the 434 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:41,540 cabbage maze, the grass maze... 435 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,326 - None of those were mazes. 436 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,210 - Dang it. 437 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,210 Aunt Jackie's right. 438 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,036 There is no signal. 439 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,418 - Well, I'm off... 440 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,804 to the contest! 441 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,970 - Nut! 442 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,970 - Oh, fun-loving! 443 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:01,509 Oh, hey. 444 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,175 - I'm gonna be touring 445 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,175 the other contestants' farms 446 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,814 with the judges to look at 447 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,814 their butter sculptures. 448 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,311 And then my house is last, 449 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,403 so we'll be back here 450 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,403 later today. 451 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,648 - Oh, good luck. 452 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,648 - Thanks. 453 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,111 You'll make sure 454 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,111 the kids behave, 455 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,440 and you know I need 456 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,440 this win, right? 457 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,355 - Oh, yes, of course. 458 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,364 Ow, ow. 459 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,696 We won't let them 460 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,696 out of our sight. 461 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,659 - Okay. 462 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,659 - Just look at them over there. 463 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,411 No shenanigans in 464 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,411 that bunch. 465 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,543 Good luck. 466 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:32,292 - Ohh... 467 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:32,292 [speaking gibberish] 468 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:35,335 - Ahh. 469 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,510 - It's shenanigan time. 470 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,389 Okay, as soon as Mom 471 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,389 and Dad fall back asleep, 472 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,467 I'm going into town to go post 473 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,467 that Quadgoals pic. 474 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,012 - To town? 475 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,095 It'll take you forever 476 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,095 to walk there. 477 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,600 - Who said anything 478 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,600 about walkin'? 479 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,273 - Nicky just said it. 480 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,901 - Don't ruin my moment. 481 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,319 Who said anything 482 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,319 about walkin'? 483 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,528 - Seriously. 484 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,528 Nicky just said it. 485 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:01,569 [upbeat music] 486 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,575 - What if Mom and Dad see you? 487 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,237 - I think we're good. 488 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,462 - Are you sure you know how to 489 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,462 drive that thing? 490 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,169 - How hard can it be? 491 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,880 [engine turning over] 492 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,921 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 493 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,921 whoa. 494 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,013 - Pretty hard, apparently. 495 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,642 - We should help her. 496 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,219 - But not right away. 497 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:31,135 - Ahh! 498 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,225 Ahh! 499 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,362 Ahh! 500 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,319 [dog barking] 501 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:42,529 - She keeps going in circles. 502 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:42,529 - Ahh! 503 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,572 - I think she needs directions 504 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,572 to town. 505 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,576 It's that way! 506 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,999 - Where's the brake? 507 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,376 Ahh! 508 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,088 - Oh, no. Dawn just ran over 509 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,088 that extension cord. 510 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:03,091 - And it's wrapping around her. 511 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,151 - Guys, a little help? 512 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,940 - No thanks. 513 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,653 We've need to find out where 514 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,653 that cord came from. 515 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,910 - I wonder what that cord 516 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,910 was plugged into? 517 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,333 - I said, "A little help." 518 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,673 - Oh, sure. 519 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,289 Your shoe's untied. 520 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,665 - What? 521 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,665 Whoa! 522 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,094 Wow. 523 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,094 That actually worked. 524 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,009 - Uh, guys. 525 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,430 I think I found what that cord 526 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,430 was plugged into. 527 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,096 - The magic cooling box. 528 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,395 - It's not blowing. 529 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,858 There's no magic. 530 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,358 - The sculpture's are gonna 531 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,358 melt. 532 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,480 - Don't worry. 533 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,736 I can just plug the cord 534 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,736 back in. 535 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,913 Now we might have a problem. 536 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:10,907 - We need to get another 537 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:10,907 extension cord fast. 538 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:11,951 Look. 539 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,745 I already have a butter tear. 540 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,125 - Don't worry. 541 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,301 I mean, how fast can butter 542 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,301 melt? 543 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,009 Come on. 544 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,604 Come on! 545 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,604 How fast can butter melt? 546 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,059 - What are we going to do? 547 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,690 - I got something that will 548 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,690 help. 549 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,265 What? 550 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,024 Can't let all this butter 551 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,024 go to waste. 552 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,531 Mmm. 553 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,531 My butter lump tastes good. 554 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:48,742 [upbeat music] 555 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,492 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 556 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,464 [upbeat music] 557 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,366 - Okay, Mom and Dad are still 558 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,366 asleep. 559 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,456 - [sighs] 560 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,456 What are we gonna do? 561 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,091 This is a disaster. 562 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,588 - I know, now we'll never be 563 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,588 able to post 564 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,550 our Quadgoals picture. 565 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,130 - No, Aunt Jackie needs 566 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,130 this win. 567 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,545 So we've got to fix the 568 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,545 sculptures before she gets back 569 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,805 with the judges. 570 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:12,806 - How? 571 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,597 None of us can sculpt. 572 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,731 - Maybe I can. 573 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,648 I mean, I did take a pottery 574 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,648 class last summer. 575 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,857 I can just use some of this 576 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,857 butter and see what I can do. 577 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,518 In the meantime, you guys get 578 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,518 more butter. 579 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,986 - Where are we gonna get enough 580 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,986 butter to fix this? 581 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,486 [cow lowing] 582 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,278 - Quiet down, Carol. 583 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:33,992 We're trying to think where we 584 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:33,992 can get butter. 585 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,334 Now, where does butter come 586 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,334 from? 587 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,330 [cow lowing] 588 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:41,381 Carol! 589 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:45,337 - All right, so what do we do? 590 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:50,009 - We, uh, we grab one. 591 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,760 Just like shaking 592 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,760 hands with an old lady. 593 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,765 An old lady with one gross, 594 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,765 boneless finger. 595 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,727 It's oozing. 596 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,534 - Ohh, oozing? 597 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,608 I'm in. 598 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:19,663 Yeah, this feels right. 599 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,666 - Come on, Nicky. 600 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,666 Grab an old lady finger. 601 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,878 [cow lowing] 602 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,088 - I think they're beautiful, 603 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,088 Carol. 604 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,379 - Uh, guys, I took a stab at it. 605 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,007 [together] 606 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,007 Ahh! 607 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,801 - Stab it! 608 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,595 - I thought you said 609 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,595 you could sculpt. 610 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:36,928 - I didn't say I could sculpt. 611 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,433 I said I 612 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,433 took a pottery class. 613 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,814 - What does that have to do 614 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,814 with sculpting? 615 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,141 - Clearly nothing. 616 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,937 How are we going to sculpt all 617 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,937 of this butter to look 618 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,481 exactly like our faces? 619 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,485 - Who said we have to sculpt it? 620 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,662 - Dawn just did. 621 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,500 Am I the only one 622 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,500 who listens? 623 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:02,497 [upbeat music] 624 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,170 ♪ ♪ 625 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,668 - Okay, in here you'll 626 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,668 find my sculptures 627 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,132 for this year's fair, 628 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,881 my niece and nephews 629 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,881 in butter. 630 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,468 Where are your kids? 631 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,468 I want to show the judges 632 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,642 how realistic this is. 633 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,890 - I'm sure 634 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,890 they'll be here in a sec. 635 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,272 They're around. 636 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,977 We know because 637 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,977 we were totally awake 638 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,688 the whole time you 639 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,688 were gone. 640 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,519 - I'm gonna stall the judges. 641 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:30,694 Before you meet the butter, 642 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:30,694 let's meet the udder. 643 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,526 - Where are the kids? 644 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,991 She needs this win, Tom. 645 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,281 She'll gonna lose it. 646 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,663 - I thought you said 647 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,663 she was fun-loving. 648 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,700 - She's a nut. 649 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,913 [fly buzzing] 650 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,579 - Hey. 651 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,785 Did Butter Dawn 652 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,785 just wiggle her nose? 653 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,717 - I don't know, but she just 654 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,717 opened her eyes. 655 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,217 - Stop opening your eyes. 656 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,758 both: Ahh! 657 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,013 - We mean 658 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,013 - both: Ahh... 659 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,595 - It looks just like 660 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,595 our real kids. 661 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,020 - Who are still not here. 662 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,178 - Heh-heh-heh. 663 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,178 - Ahh... 664 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,726 - What the heck 665 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,726 are you kids doing? 666 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,060 - The details aren't important. 667 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,645 All you need to know is that we 668 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,645 ruined another one 669 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,069 of Aunt Jackie's entries. 670 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,778 - And this was your way of 671 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,778 fixing it? 672 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,148 - Should we just tell 673 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,148 Aunt Jackie the truth? 674 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,783 [laughter] 675 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,571 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 676 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,571 Absolutely not. 677 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,244 She needs this win. 678 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,992 - Just shut your eyes 679 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,992 and be better butter. 680 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,584 - And that leads us to 681 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,584 my masterpiece. 682 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,711 - It only takes a quick glance 683 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,711 to see that this is a winner. 684 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,629 - Oh, no, no, 685 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,629 really feast your eyes on it. 686 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,788 Really soak it in. 687 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,654 - Well, this is the most 688 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,654 realistic butter sculpture 689 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,066 we've ever seen. 690 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,784 This one even appeared 691 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,784 to...weep. 692 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,912 We have our winner. 693 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,713 - Ohh, yes. 694 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,577 I so needed this win. 695 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,794 In your face, 696 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,794 ladies. 697 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,344 You too, Rusty. 698 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,756 Oh, let's get one with Carol. 699 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,089 - Guys, we did it. 700 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,854 Just one more picture. 701 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,387 - Okay, Carol, picture time. 702 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,599 This time, don't 703 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,599 make the duck face. 704 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,815 - Ahhh! 705 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:33,767 [together] 706 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:33,767 Ahh! 707 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:34,776 Ahh! 708 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,277 both: Ahh. 709 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,488 - Ahh! 710 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,029 - Sorry, Jackie, but as you 711 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,029 know, 712 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,366 dipping children in butter is 713 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,366 a definite disqualification. 714 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,417 I'd be surprised if 715 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,417 this is even butter at all. 716 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,256 Mmm. 717 00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:01,086 Actually, it is butter, 718 00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:01,086 some of the best I've ever had. 719 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,005 You may have lost the ribbon for 720 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,005 your sculpture, 721 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,774 but you deserve one 722 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:05,774 for best home-churned butter. 723 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:06,926 First prize goes to you. 724 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,394 - Ohh, yes. 725 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,515 I am a winner. 726 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:14,402 In your faces. 727 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,820 Oh, I'm so excited. 728 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,738 I can't wait to tell Mom. 729 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,107 If only I had cell service. 730 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,823 I hate this farm. 731 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,622 Out of my way, Rusty. 732 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,119 - Oh, excuse me. 733 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,042 Do you think you could email us 734 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,042 that picture? 735 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,041 - Yeah, we need it 736 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,041 for something. 737 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:38,131 [together] 738 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:38,131 Harpers. 739 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,552 [together] 740 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,552 Kramdens. 741 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,591 - Well, it looks like you win 742 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,591 the Quadgoals hashtag. 743 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,846 - Yes! 744 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,767 In your adorable little faces. 745 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,807 - We so needed this win. 746 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,817 - I guess you can use 747 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,817 the hashtag too. 748 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,226 - Yes! 749 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,395 Our adorable little faces 750 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,395 win again. 751 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,283 [laughter] 752 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,910 [mock laughter] 753 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,029 [together] 754 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,029 Kramdens. 755 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,709 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 756 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,378 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 757 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,377 [whistling] 758 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:25,680 ♪ ♪ 759 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,259 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 760 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,259 yeah, yeah ♪ 761 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:29,766 ♪ Yeah, yeah, 762 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:29,766 yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 763 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:30,977 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 764 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,477 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 765 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,477 yeah, yeah ♪ 766 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,559 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 767 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,154 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 45227

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