Original subtitles

♪♪

- All right, Dawn.

This is your chance

to take the Fantasy

Fashion lead.

- You're going down, Mae.

Hit me with a scenario.

- Okay.

Find the perfect outfit

for a group hang

that includes a boy you like

who's really sweet

and loves cupcakes even though

his mom is a dentist.

[laughter]

- Really?

- What?

- You just want me

to pick out an outfit

for the next time

you see Miles.

- [scoffs]

You're on the clock, go!

[laughter]

- Uh...

Oh!

Pink and westerny?

- Pink, yes.

Westerny?

Aw, heck no.

- [groans]

Just tell me

what Miles likes.

- You're running out of time.

- Stop pressuring me!

- That's the game!

- We're running out of time!

- Stop pressuring me.

- That's the game.

- The Quad Squadron

is supposed to be a team.

- You're right.

Now get in formation,

and let's finish off

that helicarrier!

[all yelling]

- All that noise

for a stupid video game?

I just don't get

boys sometimes.

- [groans]

Where is my pink skirt?

Ugh!

- All that noise

for a stupid fashion game?

I just don't get

girls sometimes.

Bogey on your six!

[video game sounds]

- Ugh! I can't concentrate

with that noise!

[video game sounds]

[music volume increases]

- Keep it down up there!

- Keep it down, down there!

[video game sounds]

[banging]

all: Keep it down!

[video game sounds]

[electronic music]

[laughter]

all: What did you do?

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪

- Whoa!

- Mom's gonna beat

your high score.

- Oh, I'm not worried.

It's called the Papa Tom Shot

for a reason.

[laughter]

- 'Cause Mama

hadn't shot on it yet?

[laughter]

- [mimicking] Because

Mama hadn't shot on it.

[murmuring]

[laughter]

- Hey, Mae!

Ready for a little

Friday dine and dish?

- Yeah,

sorry our "Movie Monday"

and our

"Just the Two of Us Tuesday"

kind of became

group hangs with Miles.

- Hey, it's all good, Mae.

Okay, now let's

get into the dishing.

Okay, so in the middle of math

class, Riley said she wanted--

- Hey, girl!

- Sorry, that's

my text chime for Miles.

[laughing]

He's so funny.

- [chuckles]

What'd he say?

- He said, "Hi."

[laughter]

- You had to be there.

[chuckles]

- I am here.

[laughter]

Okay, anyway,

in the middle of math class,

- Hey, girl!

- Keep going,

I won't check it.

- Riley said--

- Hey, girl!

- That she wanted--

- Hey, girl!

- Wanted to--

- Hey, girl!

- Please check it!

- No, I'll silence it.

- So she said that she--

- Hey, girl!

[laughter]

- Oh.

- Don't worry, Dawn.

He doesn't have to sit with us.

- No, it's--it's cool,

we can make it a group hang.

Again.

- Great!

- Hey!

- Hey!

- Hey!

Okay, now that

we're all hey'd up,

back to dishin'.

Okay, so in the middle

of math class, Riley--

[both giggling]

Stood on her desk and burped

the "Star Spangled Banner."

[laughter]

In Portuguese!

While...

juggling three kittens.

[chuckles]

♪ Meow, meow, meow, me-meow,

meow, meow, meow ♪

[chuckles]

Me-out!

[laughter]

[machine dinging]

Hey, Dad, what's wrong?

- Oh, nothing, nothing.

What's uh...

what's wrong with you?

- Nothing...

Mae keeps blowing me off

for Miles!

- Your mama still

hasn't missed a shot!

Oh, yours is worse,

[laughter]

Listen, honey,

uh, you know, sometimes

when a friend's in a new

relationship, you can, uh,

you can feel

like a third wheel.

But, uh, you know, just

give her time, and eventually

she will make shot

after shot after shot!

- You can go.

- Oh, thank you.

[laughter]

Hey, there, honey!

Looks like you're really putting

the biscuit in the basket.

- Not now, Tom,

I'm in the zone.

- Oh, the zone.

I love the zone.

[nervous chuckle]

Zone, zone, zone, zone!

- Sh!

- Zone, zone, zone, zone!

- Sh!

- Zone, zone, zone, zone!

- Boys!

- Okay, Dad.

- Zone, zone, zone, zone!

- You heard the lady.

- Get out of her zone.

[powers off]

- Wait, what? What?

Nooo!

[gasping]

You!

[laughter]

- No, not me.

Them!

boys: Us?

- You!

They pushed me

into the cord.

- Oh, they pushed me

into ne-ne-ne-ne-ne.

- [mimicking]

- What is all this?

- You're doing all this, I'm--

- Na-na-na-na-na.

- I love when we get

a new game at the store.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

[video game sounds]

[laughter]

[barks]

- No, Mae, I understand.

Well, Mae is with Miles.

Again.

Which means I'm free.

Again.

[laughter]

So do you guys

want to do something?

- We are doing something.

- I meant with me.

- Oh, then no.

- Hey, why don't I just play

this Maxbox game with you?

boys: No! No! No! No!

- See, we're kinda

at the final boss,

so now's not the best time

to add a new pilot.

- Besides, aren't you and Mae

supposed to be having

a chow and chat?

- It's dine and dish, and no.

I'm joining in!

- Ugh, fine.

Pause.

Look, if you're going to

join the Quad Squadron,

it's very important

to stick to our strategy.

- We have a very specific

nine-part battle plan.

- I have it written on my leg

if you forget anything.

- Step one, we fly in slow

and tight to avoid their radar.

- Step two--

- Unpause.

boys: Wait!

- There's the enemy!

I'm going in!

- No, that's not the enemy!

- That's us!

- Read my leg!

[laughter]

[video game sounds]

- [gasps]

- That's a short game.

- I never loved you!

- Is this because Mae

canceled your snack and snark?

- It's gobble and gossip.

- It's dine and dish!

And no, she did not cancel.

She just keeps turning

all of our Dawn/Mae stuff

into Dawn/Mae/Miles stuff.

- Ahh.

- Miles.

- The third wheel blues.

- I mean,

I'm glad she's happy, but...

what am I gonna do,

try to keep them apart

so I can hang out with her?

Look, I can't do that.

Here,

let's just play the game.

- No!

[laughter]

- What Nicky's

trying to say is...

why can't you do that?

Nobody enjoys

being a third wheel.

- You're right!

I think it's time to get

rid of that third wheel.

- Aren't you the third wheel?

- No, it's Miles!

Miles is the third wheel!

[laughter]

And you guys are gonna

help me get rid of him.

- Um, why would we do that?

- Because if you don't,

your little Quad Squadron

is going to get

a fourth wheel.

boys: [gasping]

No!

[laughter]

- Then it looks like "Operation:

Everybody Loses a Wheel" is on.

[laughter]

[barks]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

[laughter]

- Oh, yes! Boom!

High score!

- Congratulations, hon.

- What? You're--

You're not mad that

I broke your record?

- Not at all.

Hey, you're better than me

at this game,

and I am fine with it.

- Oh, well.

- [giggling]

[mimicking] You're not mad

that I broke your record.

[laughter]

[machine beeping]

- Okay.

Time to separate my best friend

from her boyfriend.

Hey, Mae, there you are!

Oh, we need to talk.

Alone.

It's an emergency.

Would you excuse us?

[laughter]

- Okay.

- What's the emergency?

- It's a fashion emergency.

- You look fine--

- No!

You. Your socks.

They don't go with your outfit!

Here, switch socks with me

before Miles notices.

- Switching socks

is not a thing.

- Then let's make it a thing.

boys: Hey, Miles!

- What are you doing here?

- Just hanging out with Mae.

boys: Dude!

- What?

- That's every day this week!

- Yeah.

- Just saying,

if I had fries every day,

I'd get sick of them.

- I'm not sick of her.

- But how can you be sure

she's not sick of you?

- What are you talking about?

- We're talking

about girl stuff.

- And we live with a girl,

so we know girl stuff.

- If she sees too much of you,

she's gonna get tired of you.

- Yeah, Dawn see us every day

and she can't stand us.

- Ugh, your socks are itchy.

- Oh, but they look good.

Isn't that all that matters?

[laughter]

Oh!

You know what you need?

Some french fries.

- No, thanks.

I just had some.

- You're--get--

get some more!

- I don't want more.

- Yes, you do.

- No, I don't.

- You're getting more.

- But I don't want Mae

to get tired of me.

This is bad.

- Don't worry.

I'm sure a solution will present

itself any second now.

- Hey, Nicky!

Mae wants an order

of onion rings.

- Onion rings?

That's weird.

Mae never orders onion rings.

- Yeah,

she always orders fries.

- Well, she just told me

she's had fries every day

this week and she's

absolutely sick of them.

Good thing you're not a fry.

[laughter]

Anyway, now

she wants onion rings.

- Bad news,

we're all out of onion rings.

- Ah!

- Oh, no!

That's just gonna make her

want them even more.

- Oh, it's gonna be fine,

just give her these fries.

She never gets tired

of fries, right, buddy?

- I got your fries!

- I don't want fries!

- She doesn't want fries?

What do I do?

- Make yourself unavailable

and she'll want you even more.

- But I am available.

- Not if you're hanging with us.

- You guys

would do that for me?

boys: Dude!

- Yummy, yummy, yummy!

- Seriously, I can't even

look at those fries.

- Hey, Mae, I know

we're supposed to hang, but...

I'm unavailable. Bye!

Nice socks, Dawn.

- What just happened?

- I don't know,

but I guess that means

you're free for

the rest of the day.

So what do you want to do?

- Why doesn't Miles

want to hang out with me?

- Oh, look, I think you're

focusing on the wrong thing.

The important this is--

I want to hang out with you.

- He said

he liked your socks.

Even though

they were my socks.

- Look, forget the socks.

- When I was wearing them,

he didn't even notice.

I've got no socks appeal.

- Well, here's something

to take your mind off it.

How about

a little dine and dish?

So you've got your dine,

now do you have

anything to dish?

- I do.

- Then go ahead!

- [sniffles]

I miss him so much!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, na, na, na, na ♪

- Okay, Mae. Here's our next

Fantasy Fashion scenario.

You're going to a swanky

pool party at The Weeknd's

on a weekend.

What do you wear?

- Will Miles be there?

- No.

- What difference

does it make?

- Come on, Mae, it's like

you're not even trying.

- What makes you say that?

[laughter]

- Do you really want to end

the game with zero points?

- Yes!

I like that zero!

It reminds me of

Miles' cute, round head.

- [sighs]

Ricky! Listen,

Mae is really miserable.

I think I made a big mistake.

Look, we have to get Mae and

Miles back together again.

- But what if we don't want to?

- You have to.

- Okay, I understand that.

But what if we don't want to?

- [sighs]

Look, just let me talk to Miles.

- Uh, you can't,

he's not available

at the moment.

- Well, where is he?

- He's with Millie.

both: Shh!

- Millie?

- Yeah, Millie.

both: Shh!

- Uh, sorry, Dawn. Gotta go!

- What? Ugh.

I can't believe

Miles is with another girl.

- So you guys

ready to take flight

in good old Millie?

boys: Yeah!

[laughter]

- This...

is...

awesome!

[laughter]

- I can't believe

Miles' dad is a pilot.

- I don't know, guys.

It feels wrong...

keeping Mae and Miles apart

just because we wanna play

in his dad's

flight simulator.

- Well,

when you say it like that,

it makes us sound horrible.

- Then let's not say it

like that anymore.

both: Roger that.

boys: Whoo!

- [chuckles]

That was so much fun.

- Even the crashing is fun.

- Yeah.

- Good thing,

'cause crashing is all we do.

[laughter]

boys: Uh-oh!

[laughter]

- Let me handle this.

Nut?

- No,

I have to talk to Miles.

- Nut?

That's how you handle this?

- Well, I wasn't gonna

give her my raisins.

- I'm not interested

in your snacks!

Miles needs to forget about

Millie and get back with Mae.

Preferably without Mae

knowing that I was the one

that drove them apart

in the first place.

So where is he?

- All right,

here's the truth.

Miles just took off.

- With Millie?

- Yeah.

He loves that Millie.

- Love?

I can't believe

Miles could do that to Mae.

I have to find Miles and Millie,

and fix this.

- She knows Millie

is in there, right?

- You don't think Dawn thinks

Millie's an actual girl, do you?

both: Nah.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Come on, Langer, faster!

I gotta get my high score back.

- I don't think this is in my

job description, Mr. Harper.

- Neither is complaining.

Just feed me the rock!

- Really, Tom?

[laughs]

I can't believe you would cheat

just to beat my high score.

- Mr. Harper made me do it!

- [scoffs]

- Thank you, Langer.

Yes, okay, you caught me.

- Uh-huh.

- I'm a cheater,

but for a good reason!

You're so much better than me.

- Oh, honey, I'm so sorry...

for being so good.

[laughs]

- Not as good as this kid.

- Whoa.

[game dinging]

She's better than both of us.

Trip me.

- [clears throat]

- Okay, I just gotta go

over here for a second.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

- Oh, dear!

- Oh! Oh!

- Oh.

Oh! Oh!

- Oh!

- What the heck?

- Oh, honey,

we are so sorry.

- Yes, but since it's broken

anyway,

you should probably just go.

- [chuckles]

- Or...

you could plug it back in.

[laughter]

- Yes, sir.

- And let my daughter play

till she gets the high score.

- Of course, sir.

- [chuckles]

Plug it in, plug it in,

plug it in...

- Oh, right.

- Plug it in, plug it in,

plug it in, plug it in!

- Oh, hey,

you're Millie, right?

- Yeah.

- Hello, Millie.

- Oh, I know you.

- You don't say.

- You're the Edgewood Buffalo's

goal keeper, right?

- Yeah, what's it to you?

- You're good.

- Thank you!

Don't try to sweet-talk me,

Millie.

I saw on your FaceShack page

that you just checked in here.

And it also said that you and

Miles are "friends."

So where is he?

And why are you trying to steal

my BFF's BF, GF?

- What?

I don't like Miles!

I'm only FaceShack friends

with him

because his mom is my dentist.

- Oh!

[giggles]

Your dentist.

Oh, sorry.

Wrong Millie.

Don't forget to floss.

- Wait.

I thought Miles

was with Mae.

- He is.

But apparently he took off

with some "Millie"

earlier today.

- Really?

Your BFF's BF is running around

with some other Millie

all willy-nilly?

- Yeah!

- No BF should treat their GF

like that.

- You're right.

And as that GF's BFF,

I need to find that BF ASAP

and teach that D-O-G

some R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

- W-O-R-D.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

[all screaming,

alarm blaring]

[alarm blaring]

[mechanical whirring]

- We are so not good at this.

- Don't worry.

Even my dad crashes sometimes.

- Really?

- No.

I'm gonna go get us

some more snacks.

[laughter]

- You know what I love most

about this?

- All these cool knobs

and switches?

[clattering]

- May be why

we keep crashing.

- No!

What I love is that Dawn

can't ruin this for us.

- Oh, hello, Miles.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[door slams]

- Hey, Dawn.

Why are you looking at me like

you want to hurt me?

- Mae really liked you.

And I thought

you really liked her.

- I do.

- Then why are you spending

all your time with Millie?

- Because your brothers told me

Millie would keep my mind

off Mae.

- My brothers!

Can't believe

they were in on this.

- In on it?

They love Millie more

than I do.

- What?

- Yeah.

They're in there with her

right now.

- What?

[laughter]

- See?

Isn't Millie great?

- What?

[laughter]

[pounding on door]

- [gasps]

Uh, guys?

We got a problem.

- Air speed is fine.

All gauges normal.

- No, we have a real problem.

- You kept Mae and Miles apart

for a flight simulator?

- She's onto us.

What are we gonna do?

- Let's get outta here!

[laughter]

- Dicky,

this thing doesn't really fly.

- [gasps]

Doesn't matter. She's onto us.

- You said that already!

- No!

She's onto us.

[all screaming]

- Get rid of her!

- It's gonna take

more than that.

Or that!

[laughter]

Okay, okay.

That almost got me.

- I'll take care of this.

[mechanical whirring]

Ugh!

I can't shake her!

- I can't believe

you guys could be so selfish.

- Don't blame us!

Keeping Mae and Miles apart

was all your idea.

- But I realized I was wrong

and tried to fix it.

- By telling Mae the truth?

- Well, no, but--

- Now!

She's distracted!

- We did it!

[alarm blaring]

- We're going down!

[all screaming]

[tires squeak]

[tone dinging]

- We did it!

We landed the plane.

- But what about Dawn?

We can't just leave her

up there.

- She's not up there, Dicky.

- Yes, I am!

[all screaming]

- Okay, fine,

we were all selfish

and none of us

were totally truthful.

- But if you would just

fly this thing,

you'd understand.

- I doubt it.

I mean, what's so great

about a big plane with no wings?

This...

is...

awesome!

[laughs]

You guys were right.

This was totally worth it.

- Was it?

- Ah!

- Mae, what are you doing here?

- Miles texted me that something

weird was going on.

And he was right.

I can't believe

you'd do this to me.

- And I can't believe

you guys would do this to me.

- Dude...

- Dude.

- Mm. Dude.

- Dude.

- Dude?

- Dude.

[laughter]

- That's it?

You're all made up?

- Yeah.

We're dudes.

- Ugh.

I don't get boys sometimes.

[laughter]

Dude?

- Girl.

- Right.

Look, Mae, I really am sorry.

I was a jerk.

I just didn't want to lose you

'cause you were spending

all your time with Miles,

so I did something really dumb;

I got my brothers involved.

- I want to be mad at you,

I really do,

but all you really wanted to do

was spend time with me,

which I get,

'cause I'm awesome.

- [chuckles]

Look, I really am sorry.

- Me too.

And I promise

I'll always make time for you.

- And I promise I will never

try to drive you

and Miles apart again.

- Just one question:

is Millie really all that?

- Girl...

- Dude!

[laughter]

- They're never coming out,

are they?

boys: Dude!

both: Girl!

[engines whooshing]

[laughter]

♪♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪