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♪♪

- Sweet silence

of a quad-less house.

- [sighs]

I love it when the kids spend

the weekend at your mother's.

- Oh, I wish it was

a longer weekend.

- Oh.

- Uh, hello?

- You know we're

standing here, right?

both: [inhale deeply]

[exhale]

- Hey, kids!

Welcome home.

- We missed you so much.

These weekends are way too long.

- Whoo-hoo!

Oh, Tommy, Tommy,

my little salami.

Get over here

and hug your mommy.

- Uh-huh.

I hate it when you call me

your little salami.

I'm a big salami now.

- Anybody else never

want to eat salami again?

- Thanks for letting

me sleep over.

You know I'm--I'm not

the best driver in the dark.

But in the day, people are

always honking and waving at me.

- Oh, yeah,

they're waving, Grammy.

- Well, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go make

a deposit in my local branch.

- He has to make a doody.

- He never goes at Grammy's.

The porcelain figurines

in her bathroom freak him out.

- Especially when we whisper

through the vent

to make him think

that they're talking.

- We see you.

- Other than tormenting their

brother, did the kids behave?

- Of course they did.

They're Grammy's little angels.

- We're always on

our best behavior

when we're at Grammy's house.

- That's only because

if you behave,

she rewards you

with some really cool gift.

- What?

- That's not true.

- Frankly, I'm insulted.

- Yeah.

- So did we get

our good-behavior gift yet?

- Well, I was gonna

unpack first.

all: Ugh.

- But I guess I could

give it to you now.

all: Yay!

- No, you know what, Mom?

They can wait.

all: Ugh.

- Seriously, why do we

even bother behaving?

- Do you even hear yourselves?

You shouldn't have to be

rewarded for good behavior.

Good behavior is its own reward.

- And it is, Father.

But is this really fair

to Grandmother, whose one joy

is seeing the smiles on her

little grandchildren's faces

when we open

her thoughtful gift?

- How could you do this

to your own mother?

Shame on you, Tommy Salami.

- Mommy, I'm sorry.

- Snap out of it, Salami,

the kids are playing you.

You can open

that gift tomorrow.

- And only if we get some of

that "Grandma's house" behavior

in our own house.

- Come on, Grammy, are you going

to support Salami's baloney?

- Whatever your

parents say goes.

Their house,

their rules.

- You know what,

what's one more day?

We can do this.

- But before we commit,

a moment.

[whispering indistinctly]

- We'd like to know

what the gift is to see

if behaving is worth our while.

- Before we answer, a moment.

No.

all: Ugh.

- Come on, let's go

hide this gift.

- I can't behave

for another day!

- I know, I've got misbehavior

bursting out of me!

- All right, they're hiding

the gift, so we have at least

30 seconds to let this

bad behavior out.

Ready, go!

- So are you kids

ready to behave?

- [exhales]

We're ready.

But Squishy might need

another minute.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

[upbeat music]

- And there.

That should keep you

calm and well-behaved.

- I haven't felt this safe

since I was a baby.

- Me too.

- This is ridiculous.

- I'm with Dawn.

This is stupid.

- Look, we can't stay

in these swaddles all day.

- Only 'cause you wouldn't

let Dooley diaper us.

- That was never

part of the deal.

- Everybody just unswaddle.

- Hey, Dooley, why do you

keep looking out the window?

- I'm just keeping an eye

on your neighbors' bikes.

They shouldn't leave them

on the front porch like that.

- Yeah, that's true.

The police still haven't

caught that bike thief.

He got six more this week.

- Look at them,

so exposed,

so unwatched,

so unloved.

I gotta go.

- Ah, what a guy.

Swaddling us,

protecting the

neighbors' bikes.

- That Dooley

is a giver.

- And he looks good

in a hat.

The average kid

could not pull that off.

Nope.

Nope.

- Nope.

- Wait, somebody should

probably go check to make sure

the garage is locked.

Our bikes are out there.

- Forget the bikes.

We've got frozen

burritos in there!

Move.

- Your Grandma sure does

have odd taste in hats.

- That's not what the Duke

of Windsor said, Mae.

And he knows hats.

- You know the Duke of

Windsor, Grammy Harper?

- That's her dog.

- But he does know hats.

- Now, you kids just keep

behaving yourselves

while Grammy watches

her stories.

[laughs]

That cute little fella

lives in a pineapple.

- Guys, you won't believe

what I found in the garage.

- Grandma's gift.

- Better: chimichangas.

- No, Grandma's gift.

- Oh, yeah, I found that too.

- Why did you bring it in here?

- 'Cause I need to heat it up.

- Not the chimichanga, the gift.

- That too.

It was in the freezer

behind the chimichangas.

- Ooh, don't open that.

- You gotta vent it, dude.

- Not the chimichanga!

We're not supposed to

have that present

until we behave.

- Well, Mom and Dad are out

running errands.

Now's our chance.

- Yeah, don't you want

to know what's in there?

- I already know.

A little chimi, a little changa.

- Dicky, we will never be

talking about the chimichanga!

- Then stop asking about it.

[microwave beeping]

- I don't see this going well.

- What, us opening the gift?

- No, Dicky microwaving

the chimichanga.

Four minutes on high?

That thing's gonna blow.

- I'm gonna go

put this back.

- Oh, no,

you're not.

- Come on, stay strong.

What's one more day?

all: Ugh.

- Look, we're just gonna open it

and see what's inside.

- We can't.

- Why not?

What's the worst

that could happen?

- "What's the worst

that could happen"?

"What's the worst

that could happen"?

I'll tell you the worst

that could happen.

Seriously?

You're not even gonna

listen to me tell you what's

the worst that could happen?

- You didn't listen to us

when we told you

to stay in the kitchen.

- Relax, we're just gonna

delicately open

the wrapping paper,

see how awesome it is,

and then delicately

close it back up.

- You can't.

[all gasp]

- Thanks for opening

the present, Ricky.

- [gasp]

all: A drone!

- Okay, well, now we know

what it is, so let's just

find a way

to rewrap it and...

put it back.

- Or, you know, we could

fly it around for a minute.

- Or two.

- Yeah, what could happen

in a minute?

- Or two?

- You can't even cook a

chimichanga in a minute or two.

- Unless you're following

the directions.

- Come on, guys.

This is wrong.

Mae, back me up here.

- Oh, no, this genie's

out of the bottle.

I say we fly this sucker

till the chimichanga blows.

[drone whirring]

all: Oooh.

Ahh.

- All right, you've ooh-ed,

you've ahh-ed,

now let's put it

back in the box.

- Careful, Ricky,

the remote is sensitive.

- I got this.

This "L" obviously means "land."

[whirring]

- [gasps]

[crash]

- Or "left."

- Well, it definitely

left the garage.

- And left a hole

in the window.

- And left our yard.

- Speaking of things

that are out of here,

I'm out of here.

- Nice job, Ricky.

And you were worried

just opening it was

the worst that could happen.

- Ricky needs

to be swaddled.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- This is where the

"Track My Drone" app

says it should be.

- Hey, isn't this

Dooley's house?

- Should we call him

to see if he's home?

- Okay.

Dooley!

Yo, Dooley!

Nope, not home.

- We should probably

go, then.

Here we go.

Why aren't we going?

- Because the drone's in there.

- And we're out here.

- I get it, but breaking

into Dooley's backyard

is just going to get us

into more trouble.

We should go home

and come clean.

- We don't have

to come clean.

You're the one

who did everything.

- Fine, I will accept

responsibility

for unwrapping

the package.

- And losing the drone.

- And losing the drone.

- And breaking the window.

- And breaking the window.

- And breaking the wind.

- And breaking the--

hey, you can't

pin that on me.

Fine, it was me.

But I will not just

stand idly by and allow you

to commit the crime

of breaking and--

[grunts]

Entering.

- Boy, you are just getting into

all kinds of trouble today.

[gasps]

There it is.

- Oh.

- I am not a witness to this.

- Uh, guys, you might wanna

come take a look at this.

- Whoa, that's a big tarp.

- Not the tarp, the bikes.

- Whoa, six bikes.

- I'm not looking at anything.

[crashing]

I just knocked over

six bikes, didn't I?

- No, just five.

[crash]

- Now it's six.

- Why does Dooley

have all these bikes?

- He loves bikes.

You saw the way

he was lovingly eyeing

those bikes across the street.

- Yeah, he's a giver.

- Maybe he's not a giver.

Maybe he's a taker.

- What are you saying, Ricky?

- I'm saying

maybe Dooley...

is the bike thief.

- Oh, come on.

You've seen the hat.

That is not the hat

of a bike thief.

- It's also not the hat

of a kid who rides

a Princess Peek-A-Boo bike.

- It's obviously

his sister's.

See? The license plate

says "Katie."

- His sister's name is Julie.

- His sister's name

is Julie Dooley?

- No, Dooley is his first name.

- I thought it was

his last name.

- We don't even know his name.

- Sure we do.

It's Dooley Dooley.

- No, it's Dooley Bike Thief.

- Aha!

So Dooley is his first name.

- And maybe he's not

just a bike thief.

Maybe he's an everything thief.

- I mean, it would explain

how he gets whatever he wants

whenever he wants it.

- Yeah, and every time

we ask him where he gets

his stuff, he just says,

"I got a guy."

- He doesn't "got a guy,"

he is the guy.

- How can a guy who looks

so good in a hat

be so bad in a hat?

- We have to call the cops.

- No, then you'll

have to admit that you

broke into the backyard.

- Which will lead you

to admitting that you lost

the drone and broke the window

and opened the present.

- You're kind of

a monster, dude.

- You're right.

We can't call the cops,

but we can't just let Dooley

get away with this.

- So here's what we're gonna do.

To keep everybody

out of trouble,

we're gonna take these bikes

and keep them in our garage

until we can return them

to their rightful owners.

- Sounds like a plan.

- All right, let's do it.

- All right.

- You know, it's going to

feel really good to return

this bike and put a smile

on little Katie's face.

[clanking]

I am a monster.

[bell pings]

♪ ♪

- There, good as new.

Mom and Dad will never suspect.

- Neither will Katie.

- Hey, is this

Katie's kickstand?

- Let me see.

[crashing]

- I'm gonna go with yes.

- Well, at least you didn't

ruin Grandma's present.

- Oh, that was close.

[smash]

Uh, hey, uh,

probably still good.

[whirring]

[thud]

Yep, still good.

♪ ♪

- Okay, the present is rewrapped

and back in the freezer.

The battery's been removed,

we blame the broken window

on a bird, the bikes are fixed,

now all we have to do

is find the owners.

- What are we gonna do

about Dooley?

- Forget about Dooley.

He's a no-good thief.

- No, I mean,

he's right outside.

- Do you think

he sees us?

- That's how windows work.

- You think he knows

we took his stolen bikes?

- Why else would he be here?

- Man, he looks good

in that hat.

- Guys.

- Okay, everybody relax.

Let's just open the door

and see what he wants.

Hey, Dooley!

- No time for small talk.

I am in huge trouble.

- Don't worry,

you're still young.

There's still time

to change your ways.

- What? No, I must've left

my back gate open,

and the bike thief stole

my dad's bike collection.

But what do you mean by

"change my ways"?

- What do you mean

"your dad's bike collection"?

- My dad's a bike collector.

- [gasps]

- No further questions.

- That thief even stole

his vintage

Princess Peek-A-Boo bike.

My dad is going to be

so mad at me.

I could be grounded forever.

What am I going to do?

- Uh, maybe, the thief,

or thieves, will realize

they made a huge mistake,

return the bike, and possibly

even apologize to the one

who's been advising them

against their

life of crime all along.

- Or maybe the one

who thinks he's in charge

will realize

he's mostly to blame.

- Uh, whatever.

If you see anybody suspicious

in the neighborhood,

let me know.

And if you

never see me again...

Dicky, I want you

to have my hat.

- Whoa.

I hope we never

see you again.

- Dooley, we're going

to see you again.

You're just gonna get

your dad's bikes back,

and everything is

going to be okay.

- Thanks, it's nice to know

that there are still

some good people

in the world.

Welcome home.

[sighs]

- All right, we have

to get those bikes

back to Dooley

without him knowing.

[all screaming]

Somebody stole

Dooley's bikes.

- Now that's the worst

that could happen.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- I can't believe someone stole

the bikes we stole.

- What kind of world

do we live in?

- The garage door

was closed.

How'd they even get in?

[glass clatters]

Oh, right.

- Look, we have to get

those bikes back.

- What if we get a bike

from Get Sporty and use that

as bait for the thief?

Then when he shows up

to steal the bike,

we can follow him back

to his hideout and take

Dooley's bikes back.

- That makes no sense.

- I've got an idea.

What if we get a bike

from Get Sporty and use it

as bait for the thief?

And then when he shows up

to steal the bike,

we follow him back to his lair

and take Dooley's bikes back.

- Genius.

- That's exactly

what I just said.

- You never said "lair."

all: Psh, "hideout."

♪

- I don't like this.

Look, I know this was originally

my idea that Dawn stole--

- Improved.

- Whatever. Are you sure

we should be doing this?

I mean, we're basically stealing

a bike from Mom and Dad.

- Look, Ricky,

we're only borrowing the bike.

We're gonna return it

after we steal it back

from the bike thief

who's gonna steal it from us.

- Hideout plan sounds

a lot less risky.

all: Psh, "hideout."

- Ricky's plans are the best,

Ricky's plans are the best,

Ricky's plans are the best.

♪ ♪

- Okay, we've got the bait.

Now all we have to do

is hide and wait for the thief

to do his thing.

- Uh-oh, what did I do with

the keys to the store?

Help me look.

- Forget the keys,

where's the bike?

- Forget the bike,

where's the window?

Oh, that's right.

Ricky broke it.

♪ ♪

- I can't believe

that bike thief stole that bike

without us even seeing him.

- Yeah, well, we would've

seen him if Ricky

hadn't distracted us

wondering where he left

the keys to the store.

- Maybe those keys will work.

- On the bright side,

I mean, that's probably

the worst that could happen.

Or this is.

- We've been robbed.

- They took everything.

- They took her head!

- Well, at least

we still have the keys.

- Well, that's a relief.

- Oh, wait,

where did I put them?

Oh, right, they're still

in the door.

Hmm, well,

wherever that door is,

they're still in it.

[clink]

- Who put this bull's-eye here?

- Ahh, ahh, what's going on?

- Let us out of here!

- Are you guys okay?

- Wait, who did this?

- I did.

all: Dooley?

- You're the bike thief?

- No, I am.

all: Grammy?

- Good behavior

isn't its own reward,

a reward is its own reward.

Like one for catching criminals,

which is why I am framing you.

Got 'em, officers.

[laughs]

- Wait.

- There's your bike thieves.

Now give me my reward.

- Here you go, ma'am.

Two dozen new

porcelain figurines

for your bathroom.

- Ooh, so worth it.

Take 'em away.

Oh, not this one.

He's innocent.

- But, Grammy, I was the one

who did everything.

- Oh, shh.

You don't want to go to jail.

You'd never be able to make

a doody there.

- No, don't take us away!

- It's all Ricky's fault!

- Please don't take us away!

- Don't take us away!

- And you'd keep saying

"don't take us away."

Now that's the worst

that could happen.

[splat]

- Ahh!

[beeping]

- My chimichanga's ready.

- Told you four minutes

was too long.

- That was a very entertaining

little story, Ricky.

- Yeah, but how's that

the worst that could happen?

In your fantasy,

you got away with everything

while we got taken away.

- You don't understand.

It's the worst

that could've happened

because you got taken away.

- Oh, please.

- Really, that's why I'm always

trying to get you to behave.

The worst thing

that could possibly happen

to me is losing you guys.

I don't want anything

to ever split us up.

- Wow, Ricky, that's--

that's actually kind of nice.

- I'm touched, dude.

- [laughs]

- Don't worry,

nothing's ever

gonna split us up.

- [laughs]

Look at them.

- You know what, I was wrong.

- [laughs]

- Their good behavior

isn't its own reward.

It's our reward.

- Maybe we should let them

open the present now.

- Ugh, looks like

they've already started.

- Hey, who took this

out of the freezer?

- We all did it.

- Together.

- And we'll all take the blame.

- Together.

- Who exploded a chimichanga

in the microwave?

all: Uh, Mae did it!

- Oh, that's just chimi-wronga.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Na na na na na na

na na na na na na ♪

♪ Na na na na na na

na na na na na na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪