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♪♪

- Okay, boys,

our annual camping trip

with our friends

is finally here,

and we all know

what that means.

- The scare night contest.

- Girls versus boys.

- And the chance to finally win

the Teddy of Terror trophy.

Now, I know we've all

tried to forget

what happened last year,

but let's not forget

what happened last year.

- Okay,

let the scaring begin!

- All right, guys,

all we have to do

is stay strong

for the next five hours,

and we--

- Wigso the Clown

made you a poodle!

[all screaming]

[all laughing]

- Well, we're a year older

and a lot harder to scare now.

- It's poodle time!

[all scream]

[laughs]

Don't worry,

Teddy of Terror.

You'll be coming home

with the girls again this year.

- Oh, no, this year,

the boy's have something

really scary planned.

- Like Dicky in a hockey mask

waving a toilet brush?

- Hey, Mom wouldn't let us

use the chain saw last year.

- And the same goes this year.

boys: Aw, man!

- Anne, can I see you

in the kitchen

for a little powwow?

- Sure.

- In private.

[kids scream]

And no eavesdropping.

It's rude, and you always

mishear things anyway.

[sighs]

I didn't want

to scare the kids,

but there's a wild animal

on the loose at the campground.

[all gasp]

- He said there's a wild animal

riding a moose

making a cramp sound.

- Wait, are you sure

he didn't say,

"There's a wild animal

on the loose

at the campground?"

- I know what I heard.

- Let me listen.

- And the animal's

eating squirrels.

- [gasps]

- And the animal's eating girls?

- Or squirrels.

- He knows what he heard.

- So we're gonna have

to cancel the camp out.

- You can't make us dance

till the lamp's out!

both: Yeah!

- Or cancel the camp out.

- See, this is why your

dad said, "No eavesdropping."

- Well, you were talking

about our campout.

- And we know what we heard.

- No, you don't.

- Did you decide

to cancel the campout?

- Yes.

- Because of a wild animal?

- Yes.

- And is this wild animal

also riding a moose

making cramp sounds?

- Aha! No.

- What your father said is that

the campground is not safe

and we're gonna have to cancel.

- But if we cancel,

the girls keep

the Teddy of Terror trophy

for another year.

- Sorry, campground's

off-limits,

unless there's another place

that's got lots of room

and camping gear that

we can get last minute.

- You mean like

Tom's Get Sporty?

- Huh...

Ah, my Get Sporty

would work.

all: Yes!

- Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, Dad.

Get ready to lose again

this year.

- [scoffs]

I don't think so.

Boo!

- Really?

- She's right.

Balloon animals aren't scary.

[pop,

boys scream]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, na, na, na, na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

[upbeat music]

- Okay, go easy

on the spray glue, Tom.

It's pretty sticky.

- I think I know

how to use glue, Anne.

- Welcome to the annual

Teddy Bear of Terror campout.

[cheers and applause]

- Yeah!

- All right.

The rules are pretty simple.

First team to scream loses,

and then the girls

take the bear home.

- Oh, really?

What if you guys lose?

- Boo.

[all gasp]

[all laughing]

- The scaring starts

when the full moon rises.

All right,

time to go set up camp

and start preparin'

the scarin'.

- Okay, girls are

in the camping section.

- And boys are in

the winter sports section.

- Okay, I'm gonna go

get started on the hot dogs.

- Ah, you're on the dogs,

I'm on the dog groomers

next door.

- Do you still think they're

filling our dumpster

with their trash?

- I don't think.

I know,

and I am gonna prove it.

[grunting]

Ah!

Gah!

- All right, guys,

let's go over the plan again.

Natlee and I

made some creepy dolls.

- And I brought some

voice recorders.

- Which we'll tape to the dolls,

hide them all around the store,

and make the dolls

say scary stuff.

- I've been working

on the voice.

[clears throat]

[angrily]

I will...eat...

your...soul!

[roars]

- That's pretty good.

Let me try it.

[in demonic voice]

I'm gonna rip out your heart.

- Mae wins.

- Five items, gentlemen.

Five items that'll win

that trophy for us.

One: a bag of jelly beans.

Two: some branches

Dicky's gathering.

Three:

a jar of cockroaches.

Four:

an oversized boxing glove.

Five:

cottage cheese.

[all cheering and clapping]

- Yeah.

- That Teddy of Terror's

finally gonna be ours this year.

- But I suggest you hide

the jelly beans from Dicky.

- Oh, yeah.

Boy loves his beans.

- [sniffing]

I smell jelly beans.

- No, you don't.

- Whoa, dude,

what happened to your arm?

- Ah, the bush

must've bit me.

- Bushes don't bite.

- You need to get out more,

Ricky.

Well, I'm gonna go

find myself a bandage.

- Leave the sticks.

- Right.

- Okay,

first part of our offense

is a good defense.

Who wants to go find out

what the girls are up to?

- We got this.

- We've been eavesdropping

all our lives.

- Yeah.

We know what we hear.

[upbeat music]

both: Hey, Mr. Harper.

- [stammering] Hey.

Well, I was right.

- Ha, looks like we both were,

Edward Sticky-Hands.

- This is no time to gloat,

Anne, okay?

I was just in the middle

of telling you how right I was.

Those freeloading groomers

next door

are using our dumpster.

It's filled with pet clippings,

chew toys,

and this creepy

doggy Halloween costume.

- I got bit by a bush.

- [groans]

- Ah, don't worry.

It's not real.

- No, no, I just caught a whiff

of what I think might be Dicky.

- Huh.

Well, I didn't smell it.

Oh, there it is.

- Hello, ladies.

- [gasps]

Dicky, what are you

doing in our area?

- Just looking for a bandage

for this bite.

all: Eww!

- You smell like an ox...

- Who burped up a goat...

- That ate a skunk.

- If this is your way

of telling me you like me,

you had me at, "Eww!"

- Ugh!

- What was with Dicky's

awful smell?

- Ugh.

I've smelled Dicky before,

but never like that.

- Do you think it's a part

of the boy's scare?

[duct tape creaking]

- No.

This is not part of any scare

or any game.

This is real.

- What are you talking about?

- I've smelled this before.

It happened

to my older brother.

This is no normal smell.

This smell

will swallow ya whole.

- What caused it?

- He's changing.

all: He's changing?

both: He's changing?

- He's changing.

One day, my brother

was a regular annoying kid.

The next day,

he was a filthy animal.

That's exactly what's happening

to Dicky.

- Dicky's becoming

a filthy animal?

- Oh, ah, ah!

[bang]

- [sighs]

I can see you in there, Ricky.

- [creakily] No one in here

but us squirrels.

- [sighs] Come on,

let's go some place private.

So how did your brother

become a filthy animal?

- Well, it started

with him getting zits.

- She said it started

with him getting bit.

Dicky got bit.

- By a bush.

- Yeah, but unless there was

something inside that bush.

[gasps]

Like the wild animal

on the loose

that's eating girls.

- Then he got hungry

all the time.

He was like a bottomless pit.

He ate our parents...

- He ate his parents.

- Out of house and home.

- Outside their home!

- He had turned

into a monster.

A full-on loon.

[all gasps]

- They said he turned

into a monster

at the full moon.

This can only mean one thing.

- Dicky...

he's going through puberty.

[all shuddering]

- Dicky...

is becoming a werewolf!

♪♪

- Dicky's turning

into a werewolf?

Really? I think you're

jumping to conclusions.

- [sighs]

- Remember when we thought

Mom and Dad turned

into zombies?

[roars]

- Get it together, man.

We were young and foolish then.

Zombies?

That's kid stuff.

But everybody knows

werewolves are real!

- First, you know I don't

respond well to being shaken!

And second, I'm going

to need more proof.

- Fine, you want more proof

that werewolves exist?

Ask Natlee's parents.

Oh, wait. You can't!

- What did I just say

about the shaking?

- Fine,

you don't believe me?

Would you believe

your beloved Internet?

- "Werewolves are humans

who, after being bitten,

"change into wolves

during a full moon.

"Characteristics include

rapid hair growth,

foul odor, extreme hunger"...

- Bitten, hairy, smelly.

Dicky, Dicky, Dicky.

- [scoffs]

He hasn't been extremely hungry.

- Okay, campers,

hot dogs are ready.

- Yes! I'm extremely hungry.

[growls]

[grunting]

- Do you believe me now?

I'm sorry!

- I don't know.

- Ooh, hot!

[howling]

- Dicky's becoming a werewolf!

- We've got to tell Mom and Dad.

- Right!

They'll know what to do.

[groans] Of course,

if we tell Mom and Dad...

- They'll cancel the campout.

- And the girls will keep

the Teddy of Terror trophy

for another year.

- [sighs]

Wait,

do we really think

finally winning

the Teddy of Terror trophy

is worth risking

all of us being eaten?

- Well, he probably

can't eat all of us.

- Yeah, I'll take those odds.

- Hey, where are the hot dogs?

- [in demonic voice]

We couldn't get near them.

- Please stop doing that.

- Dicky was eating

everything in sight.

- Plus, he still smells...

[in demonic voice]

nasty.

Last one, sorry.

- Okay, that's it.

If we're gonna make it

through this campout,

Dawn, you're gonna have

to give Dicky this.

- But what is it?

- Silver Bullet

deodorant spray.

It's the only thing

that worked for my brother.

- But why do I have

to give it to him?

- Because you're his sister.

Plus...

both: Not it!

- Why am I always it?

Why do you even have this

in your bag anyway?

- I grabbed my brother's

wrestling bag by mistake.

- That explains your pajamas.

- Ugh.

But--but Dicky stinks.

You do it.

- [in demonic voice]

I said, "Not it."

- Ugh!

[sighs]

- Hey.

- Nope.

- So it says here that

the only way to stop a werewolf

is a silver bullet.

- [groans]

Silver bullet?

Where are we gonna get

one of those?

- I don't know.

- Hey, guys. [giggles]

Now, I'm not

sure if you've noticed,

but there's something going on

with Dicky.

He, um...

Give him this.

- Huh. Silver Bullet.

- Comes in spray form.

That's convenient.

- All right, kids,

gather around.

The full moon is out.

[all clapping and cheering]

- Full moon?

Dicky could change any minute.

We've got to do something.

- I've got an idea.

- [gasps]

Ooh, a jelly bean.

Ooh, ooh.

Oh.

Hey.

- Listen,

this isn't easy to say,

but--

- There's no tutti-frutti?

- No, worse.

You're turning into a werewolf.

- [gasps]

I thought you said worse!

- Werewolves eat human beings.

- So, for everyone's safety,

we're locking you

in here over night.

- What?

- Here.

Spray this on yourself

when you start the change.

- Wait. What?

No, I don't want

to be a werewolf.

- Relax.

You'll change back

in the morning.

Until then,

an entire bag of tutti-frutti.

- Ooh.

- Listen, Mae.

I've been thinking.

If changes

are happening to Dicky,

then doesn't that mean they

could happen to me soon too?

I mean, we are

the exact same age.

- [laughs]

Dawn, relax.

My mom says it happens

at different times

for different people.

It hasn't happened to me yet.

Maybe it won't happen

to you for a while.

- Oh, good.

I was worried

just 'cause I have a little bit

of hair growing on my legs.

- A little bit of hair

doesn't mean anything.

Let's take a look.

Well, you have to pull down

your socks so I can see.

- I'm not wearing socks.

- Oh.

- Oh, no.

Ugh, this is all

so confusing and embarrassing.

I mean, there's

so many boys here.

What if they see?

- They can't see

what's not there.

- Of course!

Perfect.

- Uh, you know

how to do this, right?

- How hard can it be?

[howling]

- Is that Dawn?

- Do you think she's

changing too?

- [gasps]

- Are you okay?

- What happened

to your leg?

- Uh, b-d-d--nothing.

I--

- Uh, got bit.

- Yeah, no biggie.

- [gasps]

- Oh, it's a biggie.

She got bit,

just like Dicky!

- We're going to need

a bigger vault!

[both screaming]

- [whistling]

- Ricky, I got your text!

What do you want?

[sighs] Look, if this is

your lame attempt to scare me,

I'm not in the mood,

and it's not working.

- This isn't about the scare.

We know what's

really happening to you.

- [chuckles nervously]

What are you talking about?

I'm totally normal

hairless Dawn.

- Come on,

we're quads.

You can't hide stuff like this

from us.

- [sighs]

Okay, fine.

Look, I didn't want

this to happen,

but it's happening,

and I don't know what to do.

- Don't worry.

We love you.

We're here for you,

and we're going to help you.

- Aww, that's so sweet.

- But we're not going

to touch you.

- Except to do this!

Ha.

- What are you guys doing?

Let me out of here!

- Stay away.

- Dicky?

- I mean it.

Don't come any closer.

- Trust me, I'm not.

I'm not going anywhere

near you.

- I don't blame you.

I'm a monster.

- I know.

Look, and don't tell anyone,

but...

I'm going through the same thing

you are.

- Really?

Stay away from me,

you vile beast!

- Stop it!

I don't smell!

- Smell?

This is to stop you

from changing into a werewolf!

- A werewolf?

That is deodorant, Dicky,

to keep you from smelling.

You're not turning

into a werewolf.

You're turning into...

a man.

- A man?

Sweet.

[growling]

- What are you doing?

- Becoming a man.

This is what men do.

[growls]

Come on, growl with me.

- No.

- If I'm becoming a man,

you're becoming a woman.

Give me a woman growl.

- No.

- Come on.

[growls]

If I have to go through this,

you do too.

- [sighs]

[growls meekly]

- Come on, woman,

you can do better than that.

- [growls meekly]

- [growls]

- [growls]

- [growls]

[both growling]

- Whoo, we locked them

in there just in time.

- Oh, yeah.

[both growling]

- Okay,

this is weird.

But thank you.

Now help me look for a way out.

- Hey, there's a vent.

- We can climb out.

- [grunts]

- Okay.

But before we get in that

very small space together,

you need some Silver Bullet.

[gags]

Why is this stuff

so sticky?

Dicky,

this isn't Silver Bullet.

This is the spray glue Dad used

to decorate the store.

- Oops.

- Okay, whatever.

Just forget it.

Now let's get out of here.

- [grunts]

[snaps fingers]

Where do you think

this vent leads?

- Probably somewhere

in the store.

Come on.

[both screaming]

[crash]

Or into a dumpster.

- Oh, no-no-no, Squishy.

No more hot dogs for you.

[dog growls]

You've already got some

nasty wiener toots.

[dog whimpers]

- Have you guys seen Dawn?

We've got a Teddy of Terror

to win and she's disappeared.

- I haven't seen her.

Have you seen her?

- Seen who?

- Dawn.

- Dawn who?

- Dawn who?

- You know darn well

Dawn who.

- Something strange

is going on here,

'cause we can't find

Dicky either.

- That's it.

We gotta tell them.

Dicky and Dawn were bitten

and are turning into werewolves.

- Come on, we're on

the same team, remember?

- Yeah, why are you

trying to scare us?

- Oh, please,

we're not buying this little

"you're even scaring us"

routine.

- Yeah,

and everyone knows

there's no such thing

as werewolves.

[both groaning]

all: Werewolves!

- That way.

- [in demonic voice]

I'm gonna rip out your heart.

[both scream]

both: Cockroaches!

[both scream]

[clang]

[whoosh and thud]

[splatting]

- [groans]

Yes!

It worked!

- Come on, guys.

It's just us--ow.

- We're not monsters.

[both groaning and howling]

- Guys,

what is going on?

- We accidentally sprayed

ourselves with glue--ah--

and then fell

into the dumpster.

- And it's filled

with dog hair.

- Aha!

- And dog collars...

[both howling]

all: Ohh...

- Wait, but what about

Natlee's brother?

We heard you

through the vent.

You said he got bitten

and ate your parents

outside your home.

- I said he got zits

and ate my parents

out of house and home.

- Huh.

Well, that makes more sense.

- He was just maturing.

Just like we're starting to.

Just like you all will.

all: Cool!

- It was pretty funny,

though.

You guys should've seen

the looks on your faces.

- Yeah, you were all like...

- We weren't all like...

- Yeah, we're way too old

to be all like...

over something so childish.

all: Spider!

[all screaming]

- ♪ Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ Na na na na na na

na na na na na na ♪

[whistling]

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪