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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:10,290 ♪ 2 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:12,083 - Aw, look at you kids. 3 00:00:12,125 --> 00:00:13,495 I can't believe 4 00:00:12,125 --> 00:00:13,495 you've been the face 5 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:16,332 of Honest Abe's Tires 6 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:16,332 for 12 years. 7 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:19,825 Oh, you're growing up so fast. 8 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:22,375 - She knows the beards 9 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:22,375 are fake, right? 10 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:24,417 - I just love when we shoot 11 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:24,417 this commercial. 12 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,078 all: Us too. 13 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:27,875 - I hate it when we shoot 14 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:27,875 this commercial. 15 00:00:27,917 --> 00:00:30,497 - My beard is itchy. 16 00:00:27,917 --> 00:00:30,497 - I'm a girl. 17 00:00:27,917 --> 00:00:30,497 I don't even get 18 00:00:30,542 --> 00:00:31,712 why I have a beard. 19 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:33,130 - I don't get why we keep doing 20 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,536 this dumb commercial. 21 00:00:34,583 --> 00:00:37,253 - Because Mom loves it, 22 00:00:34,583 --> 00:00:37,253 and Dad gets free tires. 23 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:40,001 - But what's the connection 24 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:40,001 between us and tires? 25 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,751 - It's because... 26 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,632 "We're the Harper Quadruplets. 27 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:45,127 "And like the four of us, 28 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:48,036 the tires of a car 29 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:48,036 are the same age..." 30 00:00:48,083 --> 00:00:52,503 all: 31 00:00:48,083 --> 00:00:52,503 "And work in perfect harmony." 32 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:54,632 - It's the same lame script 33 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:54,632 every year. 34 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:57,457 - Have you guys seen 35 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:57,457 this year's script? It's genius! 36 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,130 You've done it again, 37 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,130 Honest Abe. 38 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:01,416 - These quads are the best thing 39 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:01,416 that have ever happened 40 00:01:01,458 --> 00:01:02,828 to my tire business. 41 00:01:01,458 --> 00:01:02,828 - Aww. 42 00:01:02,875 --> 00:01:05,075 - I feel like 43 00:01:02,875 --> 00:01:05,075 we've become family. 44 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:06,665 Nice to see you again, 45 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:06,665 Girl Quad, 46 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:10,419 Short Quad, Cute Quad, 47 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:10,419 and You Quad. 48 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:13,078 - Well, Mom and Dad Quad 49 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:13,078 are gonna browse the tires. 50 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,625 - Anything you want, 51 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,625 and grab yourself 52 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:16,077 an Honest Abe air freshener. 53 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:17,325 Here, kids. 54 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:18,955 You can have some too. 55 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,830 The scent is in the beard. 56 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,128 - Ah, I got ocean breeze. 57 00:01:24,166 --> 00:01:25,666 - Ah, I got icy mint. 58 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:26,749 - I got autumn leaves. 59 00:01:26,792 --> 00:01:28,712 - I got middle-aged beard. 60 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,828 - It's good to be a quad, 61 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:31,828 isn't it? 62 00:01:33,291 --> 00:01:34,751 - Is it? 63 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:37,792 Is this what being a quad 64 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:37,792 has come to? 65 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:40,884 Sniffing beards and being 66 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:40,884 called "Girl Quad"? 67 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,787 - It's better than "Short Quad." 68 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:44,424 - I'm just "You Quad." 69 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:46,498 - "Cute Quad" isn't so bad, 70 00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:49,252 but I'm offended for you guys. 71 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:51,251 - The point is, he doesn't 72 00:01:49,291 --> 00:01:51,251 even know our names. 73 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:53,291 He's just using us 74 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:53,291 because we're quads. 75 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:56,333 - Yeah, like we're some sort 76 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:56,333 of freak show. 77 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,455 Uh, Dawn, 78 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,455 your lady beard's crooked. 79 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,170 - Oh, thank you. 80 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:01,958 Wait, what am I doing? 81 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,460 Look, I am sick of doing 82 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,460 this same commercial 83 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,500 every year. 84 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,582 - Yeah. 85 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,582 - Me too. 86 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:07,995 - I'm over it. 87 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,461 - What's the matter, quads? 88 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,380 - You know, we're not 89 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,380 just quads. 90 00:02:11,417 --> 00:02:12,827 We have names. 91 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,785 I'm Dawn. 92 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,785 That's Nicky. 93 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:18,134 That's Ricky; that's-- 94 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:18,134 - I'm good with Cute Quad. 95 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:19,826 - Admit it. 96 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:19,826 You're only using us 97 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,325 because we're quads. 98 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,325 - [laughing] 99 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,745 Of course I am. 100 00:02:24,792 --> 00:02:26,632 - We're not even getting 101 00:02:24,792 --> 00:02:26,632 anything out of it. 102 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,287 I mean, our dad gets tires, 103 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:29,833 but what about us? 104 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:33,375 - Yeah, it's not like we get 105 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:33,375 to get cool outfits 106 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:35,747 or go on tour as spokespeople. 107 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:37,922 - Yeah, or get a limo 108 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:39,749 with an ice-cream sundae bar. 109 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,832 - Well, that's just crazy talk. 110 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:43,375 Is this about 111 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:43,375 the air fresheners? 112 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:45,247 You Quad, swap with Girl Quad. 113 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:47,631 - This is not about 114 00:02:45,291 --> 00:02:47,631 the air fresheners. 115 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,127 This is about being more 116 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,127 than just quads. 117 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:51,666 - But you're 118 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:51,666 the most famous quads 119 00:02:51,709 --> 00:02:52,709 in all of Boulder 120 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,580 and half of Denver. 121 00:02:58,375 --> 00:02:59,875 - Not anymore. 122 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:02,457 Our days as the Harper Quads... 123 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,790 are over. 124 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,924 - What are you saying? 125 00:03:05,959 --> 00:03:09,249 - We're re-tire-ing. 126 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:11,881 Up top. 127 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,917 - Wait a minute. 128 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,917 You're quitting? 129 00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:15,629 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 130 00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:15,629 Who's quitting? 131 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:16,577 all: We are. 132 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:17,915 - What? 133 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:22,130 - We don't want to be 134 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:22,130 in this commercial anymore. 135 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:23,496 - Fine. 136 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:24,582 No commercial, 137 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:26,415 no beards, 138 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:28,788 no air fresheners, 139 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:28,788 nothing! 140 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,924 - What--what about 141 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,924 our new tires? 142 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:32,829 - No tires! 143 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:32,829 - Aww. 144 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,495 - Well, Tom, if the kids 145 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,495 don't want to do it, 146 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:35,502 they don't have to do it. 147 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:36,632 - Honey, he already took 148 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:38,627 last year's tires off our car. 149 00:03:38,667 --> 00:03:40,167 - Parenting, Tom. 150 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:42,788 Hey, I am proud of you 151 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:42,788 for standing up for yourselves. 152 00:03:42,834 --> 00:03:43,834 all: Thanks, Mom. 153 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:44,915 - We have no tires! 154 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:46,209 - Thomas Louise Harper! 155 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:48,630 - It is Louis. 156 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:51,037 The hospital spelled it wrong. 157 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,923 - And we're not leaving here 158 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,923 with nothing. 159 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:54,329 The Harper family... 160 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:57,245 is walking out of here 161 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:57,245 with our dignity. 162 00:03:57,291 --> 00:03:58,581 - Right. 163 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:01,575 Run, Anne! 164 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:04,995 [crashing] 165 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:07,251 - Well, there goes the dignity. 166 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:09,326 [upbeat music] 167 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,995 - ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 168 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:12,171 ♪ Na na na na na ♪ 169 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,918 [whistling] 170 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:17,709 ♪ ♪ 171 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:20,500 ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 172 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:20,500 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 173 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:21,542 ♪ One, two ♪ 174 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:21,542 - ♪ Na na na na na na ♪ 175 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,383 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 176 00:04:23,417 --> 00:04:24,877 ♪ 177 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:26,417 ♪ 178 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:29,828 - So you guys just quit 179 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:29,828 your big tire commercial? 180 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:30,995 - We didn't quit. 181 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:32,921 We re-tire-d. 182 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:36,329 Up top. 183 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:37,625 - But you guys were, like, 184 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:38,997 the most famous quads 185 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:38,997 in Boulder. 186 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,291 - And half of Denver. 187 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:44,043 - Attention, students. 188 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,043 I have two announcements. 189 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,963 Apparently, some prankster 190 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,040 thought it would be funny 191 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:51,083 to put bologna in my shoes. 192 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,745 Well, the joke's on them. 193 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,582 Not only does it give me 194 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,582 a nice arch support, 195 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,785 but my turtle Shelly 196 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,785 gets the treat 197 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:59,424 of some sweet feet meat. 198 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,708 Carry on. 199 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:06,708 Let's go, Shelly. 200 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:09,790 - Um, weren't there two 201 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:09,790 announcements, Principal 202 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:09,790 Tarian? 203 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:10,924 - Oh, yeah. 204 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:13,329 Not so fast, Shelly. 205 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:16,325 We have some special visitors: 206 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:19,665 the new faces 207 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:19,665 of Honest Abe's Tires. 208 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:21,669 - New faces? 209 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:21,669 - He replaced us? 210 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:22,919 - And here to introduce 211 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:22,919 the stars 212 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:25,629 of Honest Abe's 213 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:25,629 Four-Part Harmony Tour... 214 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:27,167 - He's taking them on tour? 215 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:29,168 - Is Honest Abe himself. 216 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:30,578 - Thank you. 217 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:32,285 Let's give a warm welcome 218 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,633 to the adorable Kramden Quads: 219 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,707 Emma, Jules, 220 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,707 George, and Lyle. 221 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,420 [applause] 222 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:42,378 - He knows their names? 223 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:43,787 - What makes them so special? 224 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:46,964 - Well, you don't see 225 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:46,964 quadruplets every day. 226 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,210 - Uh, hello? 227 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,750 We're quadruplets. 228 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:52,752 - Yeah, but not 229 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:52,752 the matching kind. 230 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:54,712 - We could dress up like that 231 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:54,712 if we wanted to, 232 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:58,040 but we're not some 233 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:58,040 cheap novelty act. 234 00:05:58,083 --> 00:05:59,583 - Hit it, quads! 235 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:02,495 all: ♪ Come in and learn 236 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:02,495 the power of four ♪ 237 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:05,332 ♪ At Honest Abe's Tire Store ♪ 238 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,285 ♪ Take it from ♪ 239 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,285 - ♪ Me ♪ 240 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,285 - ♪ Me ♪ 241 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,383 - ♪ Me ♪ 242 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,383 - ♪ Me ♪ 243 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,207 all: ♪ The tires work ♪ 244 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:13,500 ♪ In four-part harmony ♪ 245 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:16,422 [cheers and applause] 246 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:18,128 - Wow. 247 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:18,128 That was pretty amazing. 248 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,996 - I know, right? 249 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:23,171 - Well, we could sing like that 250 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:23,171 if we wanted to. 251 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,328 - Really? 252 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,328 Since when? 253 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:28,075 - Since now. 254 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:28,075 Hit it, boys! 255 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:30,575 [all singing off-key] 256 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:30,575 ♪ Take it from me ♪ 257 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:30,575 - ♪ Me ♪ 258 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:32,285 - ♪ Me ♪ 259 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:32,285 - ♪ Me ♪ 260 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,043 [all singing off-key] 261 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:35,383 ♪ The tires work ♪ 262 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:37,127 ♪ In four-part harmony ♪ 263 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:40,286 [grating tune] 264 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,753 - You four, hush. 265 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:44,292 The quads are singing. 266 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:46,293 - Hit it, quads! 267 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,423 all: ♪ Come in and learn ♪ 268 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,918 ♪ The power of four ♪ 269 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:51,209 ♪ Of Honest Abe's Tire Store ♪ 270 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:53,210 [upbeat music] 271 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:55,380 [metallic scraping] 272 00:06:55,417 --> 00:06:56,747 - Is that your father? 273 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,462 - Yeah, he's sparking. 274 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,460 - Don't you mean parking? 275 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,170 - Nope. 276 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:02,628 - You know, I would've thought 277 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:02,628 your dad would have 278 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:03,877 bought new tires by now. 279 00:07:03,917 --> 00:07:05,577 - Yeah, we all would've thought. 280 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,625 [metallic scraping] 281 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:10,577 - Or at least switched 282 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:10,577 his carpool day. 283 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:11,875 - So how was school? 284 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:13,787 - It was weird for... 285 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,754 [all singing off-key] 286 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,754 ♪ Me ♪ 287 00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:21,714 - It was weird for all of us. 288 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,460 - Honest Abe replaced us 289 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,460 with new quads 290 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,880 and brought them to school 291 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,880 to talk about tire safety. 292 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:30,747 - Oh, and the principal 293 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:30,747 showed off his sweet feet meat. 294 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:32,462 [metallic scraping] 295 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,080 - Ugh. 296 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,080 So are you guys 297 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:34,995 upset about this? 298 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:36,461 - No. 299 00:07:35,041 --> 00:07:36,461 - Not at all. 300 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,670 - Don't be ridiculous. 301 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,670 - I'm good. 302 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:42,379 [metallic scraping] 303 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:45,327 - This is so much better! 304 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:46,745 [all yelp] 305 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,252 - Hi. 306 00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,252 - Sorry to bother you, 307 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:51,131 but didn't you guys used to be 308 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:51,131 the Harper Quads? 309 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,036 - "Used to be"? 310 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,423 - We just wanted you to know 311 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:55,578 that you were 312 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:55,578 our greatest inspiration. 313 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:56,995 - Wait, "were"? 314 00:07:57,041 --> 00:08:00,501 - Yeah, you know, 315 00:07:57,041 --> 00:08:00,501 before you re-tire-d. 316 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:02,752 [all laughing] 317 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:05,422 - Oh, I get it now. 318 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:08,128 "Re-tire-d." 319 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:11,166 Why didn't you 320 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:11,166 say it funny like them? 321 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:13,328 - We're just so grateful 322 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:13,328 that you guys 323 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:15,285 gave us the opportunity 324 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:17,963 to become the most 325 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:17,963 famous quads in all of Boulder. 326 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,250 - And half of Denver. 327 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,631 - Abe thinks we can 328 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,631 go full Denver. 329 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,827 - Ah, youth. 330 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:27,325 - It goes downhill pretty fast. 331 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,875 Before you know it, 332 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:29,875 you'll be four nameless lumps 333 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:31,627 with itchy beards. 334 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:34,332 - Jules, Emma, Lyle, George, 335 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:36,205 there's sundaes waiting for you 336 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:36,205 in the limo. 337 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,210 - Got to go! 338 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,290 - Thanks again! 339 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:42,464 - That should be our limo. 340 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,040 - Yeah, and our ice cream. 341 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,133 - We've got to get 342 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,133 our commercial back. 343 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,036 - At least we've got bologna 344 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,036 in our shoes. 345 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:51,957 What? 346 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:51,957 I'm the only one? 347 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:56,627 - This is why we never 348 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:56,627 went full Denver. 349 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:57,877 ♪ ♪ 350 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:04,172 [upbeat music] 351 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,708 - Honk, honk. 352 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,708 Quad-mobile comin' through. 353 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:10,670 - We just drove over 354 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:10,670 to humbly ask for our jobs back. 355 00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:11,959 - What? 356 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,330 - Oh, let us 357 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,330 roll down the window. 358 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:17,625 [grunting] 359 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:20,667 We want our jobs back. 360 00:09:20,709 --> 00:09:22,169 - Look, can I be frank with you? 361 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:24,748 - Hey, man, it's 2016. 362 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:26,962 You be who you got to be. 363 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,210 - When you guys were kids, 364 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,630 your quad light shone bright, 365 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:33,327 but the other day, 366 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:33,327 I saw that light go out. 367 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:35,825 - No, we've still got 368 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:35,825 our quad light. 369 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,455 Hit it, boys. 370 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,455 - Hit what? 371 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:40,330 - You're not the boss of me. 372 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:40,330 - What's a quad light? 373 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,575 - This is exactly 374 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,575 what I'm talking about. 375 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,285 The Kramdens never disagree. 376 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,503 Sorry, kids. 377 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,542 You had your run, 378 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,542 but now you're done. 379 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:53,463 - They never disagree? 380 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:53,463 How is that possible? 381 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,920 - It's not. 382 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,920 All brothers and sisters fight. 383 00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:58,499 It's natural. 384 00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:58,499 - Yeah, we fight all the time. 385 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,332 - No, we don't. 386 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,332 - Yes, we do. 387 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,955 - No, we don't. 388 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,955 - You're fighting right now. 389 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,290 - No, we're not. 390 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,290 - Yeah, we are. 391 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,923 - No, we're not. 392 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:04,923 - Yeah, we are. 393 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,329 - No, we're not. 394 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,329 - Yes, we are! 395 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:07,955 - Just stop. 396 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,670 See? 397 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,670 All brothers and sisters fight. 398 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,289 - Except the Kramdens, 399 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,793 which is why this 400 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,793 retired Lincoln is thinkin' 401 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:16,174 something's stinkin'. 402 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:18,878 - Maybe the Kramdens don't fight 403 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:22,327 because they're not really 404 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:22,327 brothers and sisters. 405 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,535 - Of course. 406 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,923 They're just pretending 407 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,923 to be related 408 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:26,289 to get cool stuff. 409 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,133 - We got to prove this 410 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,133 to Honest Abe. 411 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:31,036 He'll never let those fake quads 412 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:31,036 be the face of his store. 413 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:32,383 - And when they're out, 414 00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,377 we'll be in. 415 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:37,247 - All right, let's roll. 416 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:43,503 [all saying "beep"] 417 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,502 - [whistling] 418 00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:48,132 - So how can we prove 419 00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:48,132 those Kramdens are frauds 420 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:50,746 and get our commercial back? 421 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:52,082 - Ooh! 422 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:52,082 - What do you got? 423 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,705 - We could ride around 424 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,705 in their limo 425 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,080 and eat their ice cream. 426 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,325 - And how will that 427 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,325 prove anything? 428 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,075 - Well, it--it won't, 429 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,075 but at least we get 430 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:02,125 to ride around in a limo 431 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:02,125 and eat ice cream. 432 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,206 - Ooh! 433 00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,206 - What do you got? 434 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,330 - I like Nicky's plan. 435 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,665 - Okay, from now on, 436 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,665 if you "ooh," 437 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,499 you either have to have 438 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,499 a good idea, 439 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:13,422 or have to go to the bathroom. 440 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,788 - Ooh! 441 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,788 Mae, doesn't your Mom work at a 442 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,788 crime lab? 443 00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:19,464 - Now that's how you "ooh." 444 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,630 - Yeah, my Mom uses DNA 445 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,630 all the time 446 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,327 to prove all sorts of stuff. 447 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:25,785 - It sounds like this 448 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:25,785 Dee Ennay lady 449 00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:27,504 is doing all the work. 450 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:29,082 Maybe we should 451 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:29,082 just go straight to her 452 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,375 and not waste our time 453 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,375 with Mae's Mom. 454 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:36,457 - No, DNA is contained 455 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:36,457 in every cell in the human body, 456 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,500 and it stores all the body's 457 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,500 biological information. 458 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:42,832 People who are related 459 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:42,832 will have similar DNA. 460 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,285 - Like we do. 461 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,285 - Exactly. 462 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,673 So if the Kramden Quads 463 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,673 aren't related, 464 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,209 their DNA will prove it. 465 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,710 - And since it's in every cell, 466 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,130 all you need to do is get 467 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,130 a little piece of them, 468 00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:56,576 like sweat, hair, 469 00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:56,576 or fingernails. 470 00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,246 Ugh, spit or slobber 471 00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,246 will work too. 472 00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,711 - Ooh! 473 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,500 - Do you have an idea 474 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,500 of how to get that? 475 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,962 - Nope. 476 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:06,962 It's the other "ooh." 477 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,500 ♪ ♪ 478 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,752 - Now, remember, 479 00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:12,752 put their DNA samples 480 00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:14,132 in these bags. 481 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,630 - There they are. 482 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,497 - Ice cream limo, here we come. 483 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,631 - Hey, Kramdens. 484 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,247 Thanks so much for coming. 485 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,631 - Thanks for having us. 486 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,917 - Congrats on being 487 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,917 Abe's new faves. 488 00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:29,629 - To celebrate, 489 00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:29,629 we've invited you 490 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,877 to "Try It 491 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,877 Before You Buy It Day" 492 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,497 here at Tom's Get Sporty. 493 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,132 - Feel free to try out 494 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,132 anything you want in the store. 495 00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,576 Grab stuff, touch stuff. 496 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:38,665 - Taste stuff. 497 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:39,879 Mae, lick a baseball. 498 00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:40,877 Show 'em how it's done. 499 00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:43,577 - No. 500 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,665 - We'll be around 501 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,665 if you have any questions. 502 00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,499 Now go have fun! 503 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:53,292 ♪ ♪ 504 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,713 - Ow! Something tore a piece 505 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,713 of my fingernail off. 506 00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:01,790 ♪ ♪ 507 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,291 - I got Lyle's ice cream 508 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,291 out of the limo. 509 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,753 - Nicky, you were supposed 510 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,753 to get the spoon. 511 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,962 - Oh, I got the spoon. 512 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,750 This is to celebrate. 513 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:19,582 ♪ ♪ 514 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,955 - Ah, those are 515 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,955 two good choices, 516 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,040 and there's only one way 517 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,040 to know for sure. 518 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,503 Go ahead. 519 00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:27,672 You know you want to. 520 00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:33,249 ♪ ♪ 521 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:34,791 Good choice. 522 00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:38,634 ♪ ♪ 523 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:41,127 - This gum you gave me 524 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:41,127 tastes horrible. 525 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,126 Where can I get rid of it? 526 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,916 - Here. 527 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,916 - [spits] 528 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,539 - Yes, I got it. 529 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:47,793 Hey. 530 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:52,884 ♪ ♪ 531 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,750 - Ow! 532 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,750 What are you doing? 533 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,462 - Uh, fishing for compliments. 534 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,670 - Were you going to put my hair 535 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,499 in that bag? 536 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,499 - What bag? 537 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:07,382 - The one that says 538 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:07,382 "DNA Sample." 539 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:10,997 - Which stands for... 540 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:13,831 "Do Not Assume" 541 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:13,831 this is for a DNA sample. 542 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,075 - Why are you guys 543 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,075 collecting our DNA? 544 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,498 - Because we know you're 545 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,498 not real quadruplets, 546 00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:22,752 and we're gonna prove it 547 00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:22,752 to get our commercial back. 548 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:25,422 - Wow, we really used to 549 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:25,422 look up to you guys, 550 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:28,078 but you've stooped so low. 551 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:31,375 - You're a disgrace 552 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:31,375 to quads everywhere. 553 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,207 - I bet they're not even 554 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,207 real quads. 555 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,380 [all gasp] 556 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,377 - We're more real quads 557 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,377 than you are. 558 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:38,747 - Oh, yeah? 559 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:38,747 Prove it. 560 00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,132 - Oh, we will. 561 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,916 We'll test your DNA 562 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,916 and ours, 563 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:46,039 and then we'll see who 564 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:46,039 the fraud quads really are. 565 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,833 ♪ ♪ 566 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,285 - [panting] 567 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,833 Great news, kids. 568 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,833 The Kramden Quads 569 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,455 dropped out of Honest Abe's 570 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,455 commercial. 571 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,040 - What? 572 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,040 - No time for questions. 573 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,923 Honest Abe wants you back! 574 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,923 - He does? 575 00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:00,669 - I said 576 00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:00,669 "no time for questions"! 577 00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:01,789 Daddy needs some new tires, 578 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,294 so we got to get 579 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,294 back there pronto. 580 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,083 - No, but Tom, the kids 581 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,083 said they don't want 582 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,325 to do it anymore, remember? 583 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,325 - The man said "no questions." 584 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,325 Let's go! 585 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,325 [all speaking at once] 586 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,415 - Go, go, go, go, go, go! 587 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,578 - Why do you think the Kramdens 588 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,075 dropped out of the commercial? 589 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,325 - They must've known 590 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,325 we were onto them, 591 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,745 and they probably skipped town. 592 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,132 - I knew they were fake quads. 593 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,326 - Yeah, real quads 594 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,326 never run scared. 595 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,825 - Let's go! 596 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,825 [all scream] 597 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,455 - Let's go! 598 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,455 Let's go, let's go! 599 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,830 - [yells] 600 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:29,625 ♪ ♪ 601 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,127 - Honest Abe. 602 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,786 Thank you so much 603 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,786 for having us back. 604 00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,214 We are so excited. 605 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,130 - Well, you're definitely 606 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,130 my second choice, 607 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,666 but at least you were available, 608 00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:39,959 and I didn't have to 609 00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:39,959 get those costumes cleaned. 610 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,960 - Have you ever considered 611 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,960 changing your name 612 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,500 to "Slightly Honest Abe" 613 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,882 and leaving some 614 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,882 of these details out? 615 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:48,377 - Hmm. 616 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:48,377 Let me try that. 617 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:52,667 Here, I didn't get these 618 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:52,667 from the trash. 619 00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:53,709 Better? 620 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,540 - Yes. 621 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,540 Thank you. 622 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,673 - Ew. 623 00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:00,329 These beards are dirty. 624 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:03,125 - Is this a blueberry? 625 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,746 - Ew, gross. 626 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,252 - So what if you got 627 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,252 a little blueberry 628 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,081 in your trash beards? 629 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:12,495 And so what if we didn't get 630 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:12,495 the limo or the ice cream? 631 00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,382 We got what we wanted. 632 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:16,917 We're the Harper Quads again. 633 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:16,917 - Yeah. 634 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,289 - You're right. 635 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,289 - We're back! 636 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,963 - So you know 637 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,963 what I'm gonna do? 638 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,460 I'm gonna celebrate 639 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,460 by enjoying this blueberry. 640 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,630 [spits] 641 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,630 Not a blueberry. 642 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,205 - Mae, what are you doing here? 643 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,750 - I brought the DNA results, 644 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,042 and it's big. 645 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,043 - Yeah, we know already. 646 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,423 The Kramdens ran away 647 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,208 because they're not 648 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,208 really quads. 649 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,540 - They didn't run away. 650 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:37,963 They went full Denver. 651 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,880 - Wait, so where are they now? 652 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,957 - Denver. 653 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,750 - But then what about the DNA? 654 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,792 - Yeah, are they real quads 655 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,792 or not? 656 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,544 - Oh, they're real quads. 657 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,463 - So then what's the big news? 658 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,463 - Yeah. 659 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,173 - You're not. 660 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,208 - [gasps] 661 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,208 - [whistling] 662 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,040 - ♪ La la la la la la, 663 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,040 la la la la la ♪ 664 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,423 - It's true. 665 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,078 One of us is not related 666 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,078 to the other three. 667 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,285 - But who? 668 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,673 - I don't know. 669 00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:10,169 We didn't put labels 670 00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:10,169 on our samples 671 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,378 because we assumed 672 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,378 we'd all be related. 673 00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:15,997 - But we're not. 674 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,041 One of us is the odd quad out. 675 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,503 - I said it was big. 676 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,752 - But which one of us 677 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,752 isn't one of us? 678 00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,751 - We need to get 679 00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,751 to the bottom of this. 680 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,382 Mom, Dad, 681 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,127 How long did you think you could 682 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,127 keep it a secret from us? 683 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,126 - What are you talking about? 684 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,996 - We already know. 685 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:38,251 Just admit it. 686 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,543 - Fine. 687 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:44,083 I took some apples for later. 688 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,705 - No, not that. 689 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,750 - Fine. 690 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,750 It wasn't a typo. 691 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,582 My middle name really is Louise. 692 00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,289 - We're talking about the secret 693 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,133 of one of us not being related 694 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,133 to the other three. 695 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,826 - Not related? 696 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,075 That's ridiculous. 697 00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,495 - We have the DNA results 698 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:01,292 that prove we're not real quads. 699 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,213 - Well, there must be 700 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,213 some mistake. 701 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,460 - Maybe there was a mix-up 702 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,460 at the hospital. 703 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,000 There were a lot 704 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,000 of babies there. 705 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,131 Maybe Dad grabbed 706 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,131 the wrong one. 707 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,286 - No way. 708 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,333 I know what my babies 709 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,333 look like. 710 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,665 It's like these four apples. 711 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,292 - That one's a pear. 712 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:21,787 - Is it? 713 00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:25,829 - Harper Quads to the set! 714 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,455 - Oh, come on, guys, that's you. 715 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,250 all: Is it? 716 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:34,251 ♪ ♪ 717 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,631 - Uh, Nicky, you're in my spot. 718 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,127 - No, this is my spot. 719 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,286 - Nicky's probably 720 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,286 the odd quad. 721 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,633 He does look different 722 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,633 from the rest of us. 723 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,707 And he loves pasta. 724 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,580 I wonder if he's Italian? 725 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:50,825 - Ah, grazie, mamma. 726 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,745 Mmm. 727 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:54,542 - I bet Dawn's the odd quad. 728 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,673 She's a girl. 729 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,249 We're all boys. 730 00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,461 It's obviously her. 731 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,000 - Girls rule. 732 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,251 - I bet Ricky's the odd quad. 733 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:11,331 He thinks 734 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:11,331 he's so much smarter than us. 735 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,455 - No, thank you, mother. 736 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,670 I already know everything. 737 00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,584 - I bet Dicky's the odd quad. 738 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,665 He eats shoe bologna. 739 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:26,003 - Sweet feet meat. 740 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,581 - Come on, guys. 741 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,581 - Yeah, hats and beards. 742 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,875 Let's go. 743 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,875 - Ah, there you go. 744 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,537 - Awesome. 745 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,537 - All right, quads. 746 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,293 Looking good. 747 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,293 And... 748 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,543 action! 749 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:41,125 - Four tires 750 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:41,125 and seven years ago... 751 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,826 - Our father bought a set 752 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,826 of all-weather radials 753 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,705 from Honest Abe's. 754 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,460 - Where you're guaranteed to get 755 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,670 four perfectly matching tires 756 00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:52,079 that work in perfect harmony, 757 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,455 just like quads. 758 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,630 - Quads like us. 759 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,380 - Uh, but sometimes 760 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,457 three matching tires and one 761 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,457 completely unrelated tire 762 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,380 are good too. 763 00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:08,707 - Cut! 764 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,960 Aw, I miss them Kramden Quads. 765 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:13,535 - Kids, are you okay? 766 00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,711 - We can't do this, Dad. 767 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,460 We're not really family. 768 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,250 - [sighs] 769 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,250 Guys, I want you 770 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,751 to look at something. 771 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,133 - Wow, look at us, 772 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:28,036 back when we thought 773 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:28,036 we were all family. 774 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:31,043 - Okay, what do you think 775 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:31,043 family is? 776 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,253 - People who are 777 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,253 actually related? 778 00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:34,831 - Is that all? 779 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:35,825 Look at those pictures. 780 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:35,825 - Hmm. 781 00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:38,125 - Do you see any DNA up there? 782 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:39,706 - I don't. 783 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,040 All I see are is four kids 784 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,503 who came into this world 785 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,503 together, 786 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,792 who grew up together, 787 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,384 who argue about 788 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,384 everything together, 789 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,917 but at the end of the day, 790 00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:49,329 they come back together 791 00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:49,329 and they love each other. 792 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,745 - Now, if that's not family, 793 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,745 I don't know what is. 794 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,077 - Hey, guys. 795 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,705 I just got a text 796 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,705 from my Mom. 797 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,500 She retested the DNA samples, 798 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:02,712 and we found out which one 799 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:02,712 of you isn't related. 800 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:08,168 - You know what? 801 00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,708 It doesn't matter anymore. 802 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,460 - We don't want to know. 803 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:16,420 - Because no matter what 804 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:16,420 that stupid DNA test says... 805 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,288 we are family. 806 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:19,673 - Absolutely. 807 00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,289 But just out of curiosity. 808 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,583 - It's the one 809 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,583 who's part terrier. 810 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:25,625 - Wait, what? 811 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:25,625 - Huh? 812 00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:27,917 - One of us is a dog? 813 00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:29,749 - Well, I guess that explains 814 00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:32,212 my adorable puppy-dog eyes. 815 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,670 - No, Dicky, 816 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,670 you're not part dog. 817 00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:37,829 One of the samples 818 00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:37,829 must have been contaminated. 819 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,205 - By Squishy! 820 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,580 - He's been chewing 821 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,580 on everything lately. 822 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:45,285 - [barking] 823 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,995 - See, you are all related, 824 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,995 just like we said. 825 00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,579 - This is a real sweet 826 00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,579 family moment, 827 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:55,825 but I got to be honest. 828 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:56,915 You four are out. 829 00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:58,539 I'm going a whole new way. 830 00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,923 Whoo! 831 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,710 [patriotic music] 832 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,170 Honest Abe's Tires. 833 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,788 For when the road gets... 834 00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:12,627 - ♪ Na na na na na na 835 00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:12,627 na na na na na na ♪ 836 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,997 ♪ Na na na na na na 837 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,997 na na na na na na ♪ 838 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:18,001 [whistling] 839 00:22:18,041 --> 00:22:23,081 ♪ ♪ 840 00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,754 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 841 00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,754 yeah, yeah ♪ 842 00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:30,002 ♪ Yeah, yeah, 843 00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:30,002 yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 844 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,331 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 845 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,325 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 846 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,325 yeah, yeah ♪ 847 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,625 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 848 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:36,667 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 50519

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