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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:10,825 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:10,875 --> 00:00:12,995 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:13,041 --> 00:00:15,171 - Check it out, Anne. 4 00:00:13,041 --> 00:00:15,171 The cafe may be empty, 5 00:00:15,208 --> 00:00:17,378 but the rest of the store 6 00:00:15,208 --> 00:00:17,378 is still bringing them in. 7 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,167 - Well, except that line 8 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,167 is headed out. 9 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,458 [gasps] 10 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,458 And so are Dawn and Mae. 11 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,670 This isn't good. 12 00:00:23,709 --> 00:00:26,039 Dawn, what are you guys doing? 13 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:27,793 - We're in line Captain Felde's 14 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:27,793 cafe down the street. 15 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:30,544 - [gasps] 16 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:30,544 You're cheating on our cafe? 17 00:00:30,583 --> 00:00:32,383 - Do your brothers know? 18 00:00:32,417 --> 00:00:33,707 all: Oh, we know. 19 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,540 - [gasps] 20 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,540 - All of you? 21 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:37,503 [gasps] 22 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:37,503 And all your friends? 23 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,712 After all the free smoothies 24 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,712 I gave you kids. 25 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:42,500 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 26 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:42,500 You give them free smoothies? 27 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,292 - I just want them to like me, 28 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,292 Anne. 29 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,833 - Sorry, Mom and Dad, 30 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,833 but everybody's been going 31 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:50,325 to Captain Felde's cafe 32 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:50,325 ever since Gourmet Guy 33 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,495 gave him a rave review 34 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,495 on his food blog. 35 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:56,042 - His rating scale goes from 36 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:56,042 a "meh" to four "oh, my's." 37 00:00:56,083 --> 00:01:00,083 - And he just gave 38 00:00:56,083 --> 00:01:00,083 Captain Felde's 3 1/2 "oh, my's" 39 00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:02,165 - How did they get 40 00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:02,165 3 1/2 "oh, my's?" 41 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:04,918 Their new signature dish: 42 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:04,918 the burgerito. 43 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:08,129 A burger in a burrito 44 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:08,129 on a bun. 45 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:09,916 - Wow, how did they 46 00:01:08,166 --> 00:01:09,916 come up with that? 47 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:11,629 - They did customer research. 48 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:11,629 - Well, how do you know? 49 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,417 - 'Cause we were the customers 50 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,417 they researched. 51 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:16,418 - I mean, no wonder our only 52 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:16,418 customer is an old lady 53 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:20,248 stealing sugar packets. 54 00:01:20,291 --> 00:01:22,251 - Maybe the cafe just needs 55 00:01:20,291 --> 00:01:22,251 some new ideas. 56 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,501 - Yeah, you could always 57 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,501 check the suggestion box. 58 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:28,542 - Hey, good thinking. 59 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:28,542 I forgot about this thing. 60 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:31,133 It must be 12 years old. 61 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,576 [exhales sharply] 62 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,576 [coughs] 63 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:35,535 Ah, here's a suggestion. 64 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:38,833 "Maybe there shouldn't be 65 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:38,833 four crying babies in the store. 66 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:41,125 They should be home 67 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:41,125 with their mother." 68 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:44,286 [scoffs] What kind of customer 69 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:44,286 writes that? 70 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:47,173 See, you don't need a break. 71 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:47,173 [babies crying] 72 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:51,168 Maternity leave, 73 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:51,168 shmaternity leave. 74 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:53,578 - Okay, no need to read 75 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:53,578 any more. [chuckles] 76 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:56,575 They are clearly all old. 77 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:58,575 - Well, you know, 78 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:58,575 we could help you guys 79 00:01:58,625 --> 00:02:00,285 and do our own 80 00:01:58,625 --> 00:02:00,285 customer research. 81 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,463 - Yeah, we'll ask some 82 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,463 of our friends about our cafe. 83 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,580 - Wait, 84 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,580 but after burgeritos, right? 85 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,575 - Oh, yeah. 86 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,575 - Totally. 87 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,285 - Of course. 88 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:11,633 [upbeat music] 89 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:17,377 - [whistling] 90 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:19,627 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 91 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:19,627 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 92 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:23,287 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪ 93 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:23,287 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 94 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,293 [upbeat music] 95 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:27,633 ♪ ♪ 96 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,747 - Welcome to our customer 97 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,747 research session 98 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:31,962 for the cafe 99 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:31,962 at Tom's Get Sporty. 100 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,920 To thank you for 101 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,920 your participation, 102 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:37,249 you will each get 103 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:37,249 one burgerito. 104 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:41,671 Ah, ah, ah, after you 105 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:41,671 have completed the survey. 106 00:02:41,709 --> 00:02:43,919 [all groaning] 107 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:46,209 - We will be asking you 108 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:46,209 a series of questions 109 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,000 and would appreciate 110 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,000 your honest opinions. 111 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:49,751 - Let's start with 112 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:49,751 what you like. 113 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:51,712 I like the smell 114 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:51,712 of those burgeritos. 115 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,790 - Forget the burgeritos. 116 00:02:54,834 --> 00:02:57,334 What do you like 117 00:02:54,834 --> 00:02:57,334 about the Get Sporty cafe? 118 00:02:57,375 --> 00:02:59,785 - Uh, the colors are fun. 119 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:02,294 - Those framed sports jerseys 120 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:02,294 are cool. 121 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:05,333 - I feel bigger when I sit 122 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:05,333 at these little tables. 123 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,075 - Mae? 124 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:09,245 - I guess if I had 125 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:09,245 to say something, 126 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:11,831 I don't like 127 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:11,831 these bendy straws. 128 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:15,285 The noise they make 129 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:15,285 freaks me out. 130 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,583 - We're naming things we like, 131 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,583 Mae. 132 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:19,415 - Oh. 133 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:22,288 Pass. 134 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,753 - What if we had a smoothie 135 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,753 we set on fire? 136 00:03:25,792 --> 00:03:27,672 - I'd be into that. 137 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,789 - We're not setting anything 138 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,789 on fire. 139 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,794 - No. 140 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,794 - [groans] 141 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:34,504 - Now let's talk about... 142 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:37,212 what you don't like. 143 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:41,709 - Mae? 144 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:41,709 - Pass. 145 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,790 - Mae? 146 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,790 - Seriously. 147 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:46,334 I'm not touching this. 148 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:49,875 - Anyone? 149 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:52,747 all: It's your parents. 150 00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:54,542 - Our parents? 151 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:57,543 - They're always in the cafe. 152 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:57,543 - Because they own it. 153 00:03:57,583 --> 00:04:00,003 - But they're always 154 00:03:57,583 --> 00:04:00,003 getting in our biz. 155 00:04:00,041 --> 00:04:01,961 - And at Captain Felde's cafe, 156 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,080 we get to hang out 157 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,080 with just kids. 158 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:06,665 - Sorry, Dawn, but it does feel 159 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:06,665 like your parents 160 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:09,629 are always watching us. 161 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:15,415 - Well, this has been 162 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:15,415 very informative. 163 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:16,828 Thank you for your time. 164 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:19,995 Enjoy your burgeritos. 165 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:25,710 - Listen, kids, we may have 166 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:25,710 accidentally overheard 167 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,250 a little bit of what 168 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,250 was going on. 169 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:29,081 - And sure, yeah, 170 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:29,081 we may be around sometimes. 171 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:30,825 - Yeah. 172 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:30,825 - But it's not like we're always 173 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:34,075 getting in their "biz." 174 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:35,745 [playing accordion] 175 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:35,745 ♪ Mange, mange ♪ 176 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,502 ♪ How is the pizza? ♪ 177 00:04:37,542 --> 00:04:40,922 - Ah, ah, ah, not till 178 00:04:37,542 --> 00:04:40,922 your homework is finished. 179 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:42,459 - ♪ Hey, you'll love the straw ♪ 180 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:46,210 ♪ And you'll use it 181 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:46,210 every day, hey! ♪ 182 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,290 Okay, they do have a point. 183 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,290 - Yeah. 184 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:49,963 - But if the kids don't want us 185 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:49,963 in the cafe, 186 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,380 how are we gonna fix it? 187 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,037 - I don't know. 188 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,037 We have been having problems 189 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:54,633 with it for a while. 190 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:54,633 - Yeah. 191 00:04:54,667 --> 00:04:57,747 With this new competition, 192 00:04:54,667 --> 00:04:57,747 I hate to say it, but... 193 00:04:57,792 --> 00:04:59,832 looks like we're going to have 194 00:04:57,792 --> 00:04:59,832 to close it down. 195 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:01,955 - What? 196 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:01,955 - Close it down? 197 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,960 - Well-- 198 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,960 - But we grew up in this cafe. 199 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,790 We have a lot of memories here. 200 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,834 - Yeah, like when I got hit 201 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,834 in the face with that baseball 202 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,665 and lost my first tooth. 203 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,629 - Or when I threw that baseball 204 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,629 and knocked out his first tooth. 205 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,537 - Exactly. 206 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,537 - And I've always had big plans 207 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,503 for us to be running it 208 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,503 some day. 209 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:16,712 - Really? 210 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,330 I was thinking of going 211 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,330 to college 212 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:21,625 and actually doing something 213 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:21,625 with my life. 214 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:24,667 - Seriously, we're not ready 215 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:24,667 to lose the cafe just yet. 216 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:26,879 Can you at least give us 217 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:26,879 the chance to save it first? 218 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:28,667 all: Please! 219 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:31,539 - Mm-hmm. 220 00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:31,539 - Okay, we'll give it a shot. 221 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:33,213 - One week, and that's it. 222 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:33,213 - Yep. 223 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,630 - Yes! 224 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,630 - Yes, thank you so much. 225 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:35,877 We won't let you down. 226 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:35,877 - All right. 227 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:37,247 I already have my first idea 228 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:37,247 for the cafe. 229 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,541 - Good for you. 230 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,541 - You're out. 231 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,253 - Tough break, Anne. 232 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,253 - Wait, what? 233 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:42,501 - You're both out. 234 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:42,501 - What? 235 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,172 - Sorry, but the research 236 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,172 is never wrong. 237 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,998 - Ah, man. 238 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,998 - Fine. 239 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:47,251 Let's grab one of these 240 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:47,251 for the road. 241 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:49,081 - No, no, no, no, no. 242 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:51,075 burgeritos are for participants 243 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:51,075 only. 244 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:52,325 - Fine. 245 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:52,325 - Thank you. 246 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:55,205 - Run, Anne! Go, go, go! 247 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:55,205 - Oh, thank you. 248 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:57,080 ♪ 249 00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:03,502 [upbeat music] 250 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:06,082 - Any orders yet? 251 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:06,082 - Nope. 252 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:08,075 - Any customers? 253 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:08,075 - Nope. 254 00:06:08,125 --> 00:06:09,825 - Reservations? 255 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,955 - No, but I'm beginning to have 256 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,955 a few about opening this place. 257 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,380 - Guys, 258 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,380 we're not off to a good start. 259 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,077 We need customers. 260 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,077 - Yeah. 261 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:21,825 - Oh, oh, here come two now. 262 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:23,745 - Seriously? 263 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:24,632 - Hey, kids. 264 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:27,287 - all: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 265 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:29,833 - Well, just where do you think 266 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:29,833 you're going? 267 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:32,705 - That doesn't say, 268 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:32,705 "The Parent Cafe." 269 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:37,130 - It says, 270 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:37,130 "The Parent-Free Cafe." 271 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:39,996 - Guys, we've been watching you 272 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:39,996 for the last two hours, 273 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:43,381 and The Parent-Free Cafe 274 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:43,381 is also customer-free. 275 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:45,327 - Clearly, you need us. 276 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:47,535 - all: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 277 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,503 - Let us also remind you 278 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,503 of our research. 279 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,672 And I quote... 280 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,672 - And he quotes. 281 00:06:51,709 --> 00:06:53,629 - "Your parents are always 282 00:06:51,709 --> 00:06:53,629 getting in our biz." 283 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:56,327 - End quote. 284 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:56,327 - The quote is over. 285 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,825 - Uh, guys, in the future, 286 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,825 I'd like to do my own quotes. 287 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:01,955 - He'd like to do 288 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:01,955 his own quotes. 289 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,830 - Okay, well, clearly 290 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,830 this isn't working. 291 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,875 I mean, even your friends 292 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,875 aren't here. 293 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:08,827 - Yes, they are. 294 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:08,827 Oh, here they come now. 295 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:13,747 - And there they go. 296 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:16,422 - Uh, would you excuse us 297 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:16,422 for one second? 298 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:18,208 Uh, what are you guys doing? 299 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,330 - Yeah, we made our place 300 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,330 parent-free. 301 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:22,915 - Yeah, we got buttons. 302 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:25,249 - Why are you still in line 303 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:25,249 for Captain Felde? 304 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:28,291 - We're not. This is a new line 305 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:28,291 for Pippin's Paninis. 306 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:29,923 - Gourmet Guy just gave 307 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:29,923 four "oh, my's" 308 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:32,039 to their weenie panini. 309 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:32,039 - [chuckles] 310 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,633 He said weenie. 311 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,917 - They put a hot dog 312 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,917 inside a panini. 313 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:37,999 - [chuckles] 314 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:37,999 She said panini. 315 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,381 - Sorry. 316 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:42,247 - Okay, all right. 317 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:44,381 At least we know we need more 318 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:44,381 than just no parents. 319 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:46,997 - Yeah. 320 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:46,997 - Wait a minute. 321 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:50,251 We need our own burgerito 322 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:50,251 or weenie panini. 323 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:52,581 - Yeah, we can each come up 324 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:52,581 with a food combo, 325 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:54,375 then we'll pick the best, 326 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:54,375 and call Gourmet Guy 327 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:55,877 to come review it. 328 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:55,877 - Yeah. 329 00:07:55,917 --> 00:07:57,207 - Wait, you can't just call 330 00:07:55,917 --> 00:07:57,207 Gourmet Guy. 331 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,540 He doesn't give out his number 332 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,540 willy-nilly. 333 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,003 - [chuckles] 334 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,003 "Willy-nilly." 335 00:08:01,041 --> 00:08:02,751 - Fine. 336 00:08:01,041 --> 00:08:02,751 We won't call him. 337 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:06,292 We'll e-mail him 338 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:06,292 until he agrees. 339 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:09,253 - In the meantime, we've got 340 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:09,253 two customers at our cafe. 341 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:19,382 - Look down at your button, 342 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:19,382 Dicky. 343 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:21,037 - Oh. 344 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:21,037 [chuckles] 345 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,213 You said button. 346 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,213 [laughing] 347 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:25,330 [upbeat music] 348 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:27,535 - [whistling] 349 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,630 - Why does she keep throwing 350 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,630 this thing away? 351 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:33,917 This could have 352 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:33,917 some great suggestions in it. 353 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:36,499 "The owner should lose 354 00:08:33,959 --> 00:08:36,499 that awful toupee. 355 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:38,502 He's not fooling anyone." 356 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:40,252 Huh? 357 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:41,831 Huh? 358 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,785 - Ah. 359 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,785 [chuckles] 360 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,001 - I thought that toupee 361 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,001 looked great, Squish. 362 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:55,581 I mean, why would someone-- 363 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:58,535 This is Anne's handwriting. 364 00:08:58,583 --> 00:09:00,583 These are all Anne's. 365 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:01,995 [exhales sharply] 366 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:05,001 I do not do 367 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:05,001 little girl push-ups. 368 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,461 [dog sneezes] 369 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,380 Really? 370 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,577 [upbeat music] 371 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:12,075 - Thanks for being here, Mae, 372 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:14,625 to help us decide whose 373 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:14,625 fun food combo is the best. 374 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,537 - Are you sure you need me 375 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,537 to do this? 376 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:20,923 - Yeah. 377 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:20,923 We need an impartial judge. 378 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:22,879 - [blows kiss] 379 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,330 - Uh...pass. 380 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:32,827 - Well, I guess we'll have to 381 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:32,827 do it ourselves. 382 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,665 I'll start. 383 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:39,289 I stuffed a pita 384 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:39,289 with a fajita. 385 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:41,003 The fapita. 386 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,421 Deal with it. 387 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,458 [lid clangs] 388 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,000 - Ah, impressive, 389 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,000 but I see your fapita, 390 00:09:47,041 --> 00:09:50,581 and I raise you a waffle 391 00:09:47,041 --> 00:09:50,581 with falafel in it. 392 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:53,705 The waffle-falafel. 393 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:53,705 Deal with that. 394 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,000 [lid clangs] 395 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:57,751 - Oh, nice try, 396 00:09:57,792 --> 00:10:01,882 but meet...the pizza-dilla. 397 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:07,167 Two slices of pizza slapped 398 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:07,167 together to make a quesa-dilla. 399 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:09,748 Boom. 400 00:10:09,792 --> 00:10:12,172 - It's pronounced "quesadilla," 401 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,458 so it would be 402 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,458 the pizzadilla. 403 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:19,080 - I'll say it how I want. 404 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:19,080 It's my i-dilla. 405 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:21,745 [lid crashes] 406 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:21,745 - Ow! 407 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:23,582 - Okay, no more lid dropping. 408 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,415 Nicky, what have you got? 409 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,788 - Drum roll, please. 410 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,294 - Ooh, what is that? 411 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,213 A drumstick inside 412 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,213 a dinner roll? 413 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,960 - No, 414 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,960 I'm asking for a drum roll. 415 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,920 - Me too. 416 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,920 It sounds delicious. 417 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:38,748 - Ha. 418 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:38,748 The kabob gobbler. 419 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:40,672 Turkey and all the fixings. 420 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:43,959 It's Thanksgiving on a stick. 421 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:43,959 Boom. 422 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,630 I'd drop this, but I respect 423 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,630 my cookware too much. 424 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:50,127 - All right, let's vote. 425 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,706 - Vote? 426 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,706 [scoffs] 427 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,540 Please. 428 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,540 As the closest thing 429 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,673 to a chef here, 430 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,673 I know what's best, 431 00:10:55,709 --> 00:10:57,079 and it's the kabob gobbler. 432 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,995 - Uh, it's clearly 433 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,995 the fapita. 434 00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:00,881 - Uh, waffle-falafel. 435 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:03,037 - Pizza-dilla. 436 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:03,037 - "Dilla." 437 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,753 - Best meal of the year 438 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,753 on a stick. 439 00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:08,672 [all yelling at once] 440 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,709 - Guys, guys, Gourmet Guy 441 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,709 just e-mailed us back. 442 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,580 - [gasps] 443 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,580 - He's coming tomorrow. 444 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,245 So if we really want to save 445 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,245 the cafe, 446 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,671 we have to get 447 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,671 a good review. 448 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,709 So let's hit him 449 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,709 with our best: 450 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,830 the kabob gobbler. 451 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:24,575 - Nicky, none of us want Mom and 452 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:24,575 Dad to shut down the cafe, 453 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,415 but we all have to agree. 454 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,708 - But since we can't, 455 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,708 what are we gonna do? 456 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:34,253 - I give you the kabob gobbler 457 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:34,253 Waffle-Falafel 458 00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:35,921 Fapita Pizza-dilla. 459 00:11:35,959 --> 00:11:37,709 - "Dilla." 460 00:11:35,959 --> 00:11:37,709 - Let it go. 461 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,960 - Nicky, as the closest thing 462 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,960 we have to a chef, 463 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,210 what do you think? 464 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,210 - [scoffs] 465 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,210 What do I think? 466 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,960 I think it lacks focus. 467 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,540 I think it's a mish mosh of 468 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,540 11 different foods on a stick. 469 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:54,633 I think it's 470 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:54,633 a culinary abomination. 471 00:11:54,667 --> 00:11:56,707 - That's a good name. 472 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,250 And here's a better one. 473 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:03,291 The Food Bat. 474 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:03,291 [whooshes] 475 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:07,003 - You know what? 476 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:07,003 That is a home run. 477 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:09,791 Hey, check it out. 478 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:09,791 - [gasps] 479 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,294 - That's gotta be Gourmet Guy. 480 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,003 - Okay, guys, 481 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,003 it's show time. 482 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:17,956 - Table for one, sir? 483 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,920 - That'd be lovely. 484 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:26,790 - Might I recommend 485 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:26,790 our signature dish... 486 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:29,674 the Food Bat. 487 00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:31,169 - Oh, my. 488 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,288 - [gasps] 489 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,288 That's one "oh, my," 490 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,253 and he hasn't even tasted it. 491 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,668 - Oh, my. 492 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,668 - That's two. 493 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,459 - Yes! 494 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,459 - That's two. 495 00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:45,082 - [chuckles] 496 00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:45,082 Oh, my! 497 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:47,455 - Three! 498 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:51,329 - Oh... 499 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:54,785 my. 500 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:54,785 - Yes! That's four "oh, my's." 501 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,834 - Oh, he's so gonna give us 502 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,834 a rave review. 503 00:12:56,875 --> 00:13:00,075 - Whoa! 504 00:12:56,875 --> 00:13:00,075 - Mmm. 505 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,285 all: "Meh"? 506 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,793 - How could he give us 507 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,793 a "meh"? 508 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,464 - Maybe we should have 509 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,464 set it on fire. 510 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,960 - Dicky, that "meh" could cost 511 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,960 us the cafe. 512 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,580 - You know, I don't get it. 513 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:16,245 We all heard Gourmet Guy say, 514 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:16,245 "Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my, 515 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:20,791 Oh...my." 516 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,754 Unless... 517 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,754 that wasn't Gourmet Guy. 518 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,922 - But he's the only person 519 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,922 we served. 520 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:30,789 Who else could it 521 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:30,789 have been? 522 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,754 - Meh. 523 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,000 What? 524 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,000 It...needs salt. 525 00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:45,081 I think there's some... 526 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,495 not in here. 527 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:51,082 - Um, Nicky, 528 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:51,082 did you just say, "meh"? 529 00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:54,535 - Uh, no, I said, uh, 530 00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:54,535 I said, "Mae." 531 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,043 - Pretty sure it was "meh." 532 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,713 - Well, I'm telling you 533 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,713 it was "Mae." 534 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:01,630 - Why would you say "Mae"? 535 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:01,630 She's not even here. 536 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:06,667 - You're right. 537 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:06,667 I-I said, "guacmaemole." 538 00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,789 - Nobody says that. 539 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:12,884 - Oh, yes, then it must have 540 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:12,884 been, uh, "guacamolmae." 541 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:16,207 - No one says that either. 542 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:21,790 - Oh, uh, then I meant to say, 543 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:21,790 uh, "guacmaemolmae." 544 00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:24,634 Everybody says that. 545 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,787 - Is there something 546 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,787 you want to tell us, Nicky? 547 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:30,384 - I mean, noth--nothing 548 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:30,384 really comes to mind. 549 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:32,667 Fresh "guacmaemolmae"? 550 00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,879 - Admit it, 551 00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,879 you're Gourmet Guy. 552 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,497 - What? 553 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,497 No. 554 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,672 - Admit it! 555 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:42,129 - Uh, no. 556 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:42,129 - Admit it! 557 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,706 - Okay, fine. 558 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,706 I'm Gourmet Guy. 559 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,290 You happy? 560 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,673 - Yeah. 561 00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,709 - What--hey, hey! 562 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,830 Ah! 563 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,785 This is exactly why Gourmet Guy 564 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,785 likes to remain anonymous. 565 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,995 ♪ 566 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,831 - What were you thinking, 567 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,831 Nicky? 568 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,625 This could ruin everything 569 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,625 we've worked for. 570 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,327 How could you give us 571 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,327 a bad review? 572 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:10,325 - Because...as Gourmet Guy, 573 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:10,325 I have a responsibility 574 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,915 to give my readers 575 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,915 the truth. 576 00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,579 - Yeah, 577 00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,579 and as our brother, 578 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,955 you also have a responsibility 579 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,955 to us. 580 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,710 - I bet he's just mad 581 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,710 'cause we wouldn't 582 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,960 feature his kabob gobbler. 583 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,580 - That's not why I posted it. 584 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,625 No matter how mad 585 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,625 I was as Nicky, 586 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,917 as Gourmet Guy, I gave 587 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,917 my completely honest opinion. 588 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,459 - I'm calling a quaddle. 589 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,380 Minus Gourmet Guy. 590 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:32,827 - Is Nicky still invited? 591 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,415 - No! 592 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,415 Nicky sits there 593 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,538 and thinks about 594 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,538 what Gourmet Guy did. 595 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,711 - All right, 596 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,711 what do we do? 597 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,540 - I say we kick him out 598 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,540 of the quads. 599 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:48,423 From now on, we'll just be 600 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:48,423 the Three Quads. 601 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,128 - We can't be the Three Quads, 602 00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,128 Dicky. Quads means four. 603 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,786 - Yeah, just like dilla 604 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,786 is pronounced "deya." 605 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,634 - All right, I've got it. 606 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,667 We'll have Gourmet Guy 607 00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,667 review us again, 608 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,499 but this time we'll just serve 609 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,499 him Nicky's kabob gobbler. 610 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:05,212 - Perfect. He's sure to give 611 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:05,212 himself four "oh, my's." 612 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,580 - Okay, here's how this 613 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,580 is gonna go down. 614 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,375 - Guys, 615 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,375 I heard the whole thing. 616 00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:11,577 You're three feet away. 617 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,995 - So, you'll do it, 618 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,995 right? 619 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,631 - Absolutely. 620 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,787 Nicky looks forward to cooking 621 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,787 the kabob gobbler, 622 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,004 and Gourmet Guy looks forward 623 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,004 to reviewing it. 624 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,541 - I'm not sure which one of you 625 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,541 I'm talking to, 626 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:24,463 but whoever it is, 627 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:24,463 tell the other one he's weird. 628 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:28,710 [upbeat music] 629 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,500 - Hey, Tom, 630 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,500 do you have the receipt 631 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:31,832 for that tube sock order? 632 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:35,825 - No, but I do have this. 633 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,495 - Ugh. 634 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,495 Did you have to part it, Tom? 635 00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,582 - Have to? 636 00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,582 No. 637 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,575 This is your punishment. 638 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,325 - Come on, honey. 639 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,625 I wrote those thing, like, 640 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,625 right after the kids were born. 641 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,077 I was on no sleep and clearly 642 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,077 not thinking straight. 643 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,535 So please just--just hand over 644 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,535 the box. 645 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:53,753 - No, no, no, no, no. 646 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:53,753 - What? 647 00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:55,132 - I want to read 648 00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:55,132 the rest of them. 649 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,626 I'm sure there's a few in here 650 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,626 about my mother. 651 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,707 - Honey, you are wrong. 652 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,580 There's more than a few. 653 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,825 - Have you decided on what 654 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,825 you'll be having yet, sir? 655 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,785 - Let's see, let's see, 656 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,785 let's see. 657 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:10,674 Do you have any bisque? 658 00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:12,629 - We do not. 659 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,827 - Might I suggest 660 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,827 the kabob gobbler. 661 00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:20,245 The only thing on the menu. 662 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,041 - Okay, so that's one 663 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,041 kabob gobbler. 664 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,043 - Would you like that 665 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,043 set on fire? 666 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,633 - How does the chef 667 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,633 recommend it? 668 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,377 - Not set on fire. 669 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:33,747 - One kabob gobbler 670 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:33,747 "not set on fire." 671 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,833 - Oh, my. 672 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,833 - One! 673 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:45,829 - Oh, my. 674 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:45,829 - Yes! Two! 675 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,077 - Oh, my. 676 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,671 Oh. 677 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,039 - all: "Meh?" 678 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,883 - Yeah, did you guys call me? 679 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,827 - We weren't talking to you, 680 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,827 Mae. 681 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,665 How could you give us 682 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,665 another "meh?" 683 00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:04,039 - I don't get it, Nicky. 684 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,503 We heard you say "oh, my" 685 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,503 four times. 686 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,292 - I said it, 687 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,292 but I just couldn't write it. 688 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,543 - Why not? 689 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,423 The kabob gobbler was 690 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,423 your creation. 691 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,038 - I'm sorry. 692 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,793 The critic in me has to be 693 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,793 honest with the chef in me. 694 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,584 And the chef in me stinks. 695 00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:21,995 - What are you talking about? 696 00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,501 We all tasted it, 697 00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,501 and it was delicious. 698 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,582 - I can't come back 699 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,582 from a review like this. 700 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:29,535 - But Gourmet Guy said, 701 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:29,535 "The chef shows promise." 702 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,463 - Well, what does he know? 703 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,463 - He's you. 704 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,210 - What do I know? 705 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,210 - Then don't post it. 706 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,960 - I have to. 707 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,960 I have a deadline. 708 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,580 - Well, call the editor 709 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,580 and tell him 710 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:40,495 you're not going to make it. 711 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:40,495 - I am also the editor. 712 00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:42,582 - Look, you can't post 713 00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:42,582 that review. 714 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,035 It'll ruin the cafe, 715 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,543 and Mom and Dad 716 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,543 will definitely close it down. 717 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,753 - Hey! 718 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,753 - Let go! 719 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,792 - You let go! 720 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,004 - [grunts] 721 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,004 It's three against one. 722 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,831 You'll never win. 723 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,831 - Wrong. 724 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,575 It's three against five. 725 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:58,745 I'm Gourmet Guy, Chef Nicky, 726 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:58,745 Editor Nicky, and regular Nicky. 727 00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,752 - That's four. 728 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,752 - Oh. 729 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,752 And also Kicky. 730 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:07,042 all: Who? 731 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:07,042 Ow! 732 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,043 - I wouldn't do that 733 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,043 if I were you. 734 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:12,753 - Step away from the laptop. 735 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,422 - All of you. 736 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,378 - Oh, yeah? 737 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,378 Who's gonna make me? 738 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,039 - Is that a food fight? 739 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:22,333 This place is picking up. 740 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,665 - It's not fire, 741 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,665 but I'm in. 742 00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:26,959 - Food fight! 743 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,460 - [blowing whistle] 744 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,960 Everybody, stop! 745 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,960 What's wrong with you? 746 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,130 This isn't a fair food fight. 747 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:41,626 Now it's fair. 748 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:41,626 Kabobs away. 749 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,327 [all yelling and laughing] 750 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,423 - Kids! Kids! 751 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,423 - Ah! Ah! 752 00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:03,458 - Oh, gosh! 753 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,170 [screaming] 754 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,538 - Hey, hey, stop! 755 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,538 Stop! 756 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,710 Ahh! 757 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,710 - Ow. 758 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,420 - Ow! 759 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,420 It totally hurts. 760 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,748 - I thought you wanted 761 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,748 to save the cafe, 762 00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,382 not destroy it! 763 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,287 - Sorry, but we found out 764 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,287 Nicky's the Gourmet Guy. 765 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,713 [all gasping] 766 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,130 - And he was gonna post a bad 767 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,130 review about our cafe. 768 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,876 [all gasping] 769 00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,876 - Nicky, how could you give us 770 00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:28,957 a bad review? 771 00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:28,957 - [gasps] 772 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,290 Oh, we're done with that? 773 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,883 - I'm sorry. 774 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,883 I just can't lie to my readers. 775 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,627 - We're sorry about all this. 776 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,957 We just really don't want 777 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,957 the cafe to close down. 778 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,170 - Well, we have some news 779 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,788 and we think 780 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,788 you're gonna like it. 781 00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,674 - We decided to keep it open. 782 00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,629 - Yes! 783 00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,629 - You did? 784 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,997 - We saw how much hard work 785 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,997 you guys put into saving it, 786 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,831 and we realized how much 787 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,831 you care about it. 788 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,075 - Plus, our accountant told us 789 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,075 it would be a financial disaster 790 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,575 to close it, so...[chuckles] 791 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,575 - Yeah. 792 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,875 - [chuckles] 793 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,875 Is Nicky your accountant, too? 794 00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,667 - No. 795 00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,667 He is. 796 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:02,249 - Oh, hi. 797 00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,331 - Okay, let's get this cafe 798 00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,331 cleaned up 799 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,415 and back open for business. 800 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,415 [all agreeing] 801 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,878 - Uh, is that smoke? 802 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,627 - Well, that's weird. 803 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,707 I preheated the oven, 804 00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,707 but I didn't put anything in it. 805 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:16,000 [all panicking] 806 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,751 - Hey, at least something 807 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,751 got set on fire. 808 00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,962 - Run, people! 809 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,250 Forget the dinner rolls, 810 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,250 Grandma! 811 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,003 - Ah! 812 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,421 - Yes! 813 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,421 - [screaming] 814 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,958 - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 815 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,080 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 816 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,875 - Well, the fire definitely 817 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,875 started in the oven. 818 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,747 Found this in there. 819 00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,832 - "Suggestion box." 820 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,325 - Oops. 821 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,325 [chuckles] 822 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,285 Guess that wasn't 823 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,285 the best hiding place. 824 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,293 - Good news. 825 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,293 We were also able to save this. 826 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,633 - Ugh. 827 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:50,247 - Thank you, Fireman Handsome-- 828 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:50,247 I mean, Hanson. 829 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,631 That's what she calls you. 830 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,827 - Just one time. 831 00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:01,421 - So, how much will it cost 832 00:21:58,291 --> 00:22:01,421 to rebuild the cafe? 833 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,128 - Well... 834 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,042 - all: Oh, my. 835 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,210 - ♪ Na na na na na na 836 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,210 na na na na na na ♪ 837 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,580 ♪ Na na na na na na 838 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,580 na na na na na na ♪ 839 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,575 [whistling] 840 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:22,665 ♪ ♪ 841 00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:28,327 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 842 00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:28,327 yeah, yeah ♪ 843 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,575 ♪ Yeah, yeah, 844 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,575 yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 845 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:30,915 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 846 00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:32,919 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 847 00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:32,919 yeah, yeah ♪ 848 00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:35,209 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 849 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:36,250 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 49789

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