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[upbeat music]

[excited chatter]

Aw, look at the kids,

all excited for Good Sporty's

first superhero birthday party.

Aw, so cute.

They actually wish

they had superpowers.

You thinking

what I'm thinking?

Yeah, I totally

wish I had superpowers.

- Yeah.

- Me too.

If I was a superhero,

I'd be all jacked

with super strength.

[grunts]

[Dawn]

If I was a superhero,

I'd have super speed.

[Nicky]

My superpower would be to fly.

[Ricky]

I'd be able to manipulate

people with my mind.

- Stop hitting yourself.

all: Ow.

- Stop hitting yourself.

all: Ow.

- Stop hitting yourself.

all: Ow.

- Stop hitting yourself.

all: Ow.

Anyone else think

superhero Ricky is a jerk?

[gasps]

Oh, my goodness.

Are you all here

for the party?

[all]

Yeah.

Wow, there are so many of you.

How will I host all by myself?

Help!

Heeeelp!

[triumphant music]

Have no fear, lady citizen!

I'll make sure

that birthday boy Stevie

and all his friends

have the most fun ever,

because I am

the amazing Sporty Man!

[cheers and applause]

Thank you.

Oh-- ohh!

Oh!

[grunts]

Sporty Man down.

Anybody else

see that coming?

- Yeah.

- Totally.

I'm just glad

Dad wasn't here to see it.

- Tom, are you okay?

- Oh, my ankle!

No matter.

Oh, that's my other ankle!

Stevie, if your party

doesn't pick up,

I'm taking my present back.

Tom, I can handle the party.

Okay, everybody, why don't we

head into the party room?

[forced laugh]

Guys, we need

to save this party.

But Mom just said

she could handle it.

She laughed and everything.

[imitating Anne's laugh]

Is her "I can't

handle this" laugh.

Look, this party

needs a superhero,

and it's gonna be us.

[campy superhero music]

Fear no more, partygoers!

We are here to save the day!

I am Kick Chick!

I am the Racketeer.

I am the Incredible Bulk.

And I am Goggle Boy.

- One!

- Two!

-Three!

- Four!

[all]

Is more!

- We are...

- The Mighty Quad Squad!

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

♪ Na na na na na na

na na na na na, hey! ♪

♪ Na na na na na na

na na na na na ♪

[whistling melody]

♪ ♪

[rhythmic clapping]

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Na na na na na-na ♪

♪ Na na na na na-na, hey! ♪

- ♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na na na na na-na ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

[upbeat music]

No one can hurt

the Incredible Bulk.

Give me everything

you've got, Racketeer.

Feel the wrath of my racket!

Ha.

Your pow is powerless.

[applause]

Though your butt is thick,

it is no match for Kick Chick.

I'll make this easy for you.

It's Kick Chick's duty

to kick some booty.

Bam!

Has she kicked me yet?

[laughter]

What have you got, Goggle Boy?

I've got goggles.

Goggles are your superpower?

Clear vision is my superpower.

[all]

Boo!

That's it,

my present's coming home.

The only good thing about

this party is these onions.

Dude, you better

step up your superpower.

Seriously, you're

stinking up this party

worse than

that kid's onion breath.

Got it.

Check out the strap.

It's adjustable.

Really?

You gotta up your game,

son.

Well, you guys took

all the good stuff.

It was either this

or Arm Floaties Man.

Okay, who wants cake?

Cake, everybody.

Come on!

[kids cheering]

It's super-duper

superhero cake.

Mom got it at

the supermarket.

Just because you put "super"

in front of everything

doesn't make it

a superhero party.

Hello!

- Ugh.

Nothing super

about that breath.

It's like an onion

threw up an onion.

Those Mighty Quad Squad

costumes are too cute. Do you

sell them?

I'm sorry, we don't--

Have them ready yet,

but we will starting tomorrow,

won't we, Mom?

Oh, can I preorder one?

[gasps]

You certainly can.

In fact, we have

a special deal, buy two--

Get none free.

Hey, kids, who wants to see

the amazing Scooter Man

pop a wheelie?

Tom, no!

Oh, they're gonna

love it, Anne.

Whoo!

[screams]

[laughter and applause]

I told you

they'd love it, Anne.

[upbeat music]

Enjoy your costume.

Enjoy your costume.

Enjoy your costume.

Whoa, you guys made

your costumes even better?

Yeah, we just

beefed them up a little.

I didn't know

we were gonna beef.

Yeah, we beefed.

Weren't you there

for the beef discussion?

There was a beef discussion?

Yeah, we talked beef

in the car.

Huh, I guess my earbuds

blocked out all the beef banter.

But it's okay,

I added to my costume too.

See?

Goggles up, goggles down.

Goggles up, goggles down.

You can never guess what

Goggle Boy is gonna do next.

Goggles up?

Yeah.

Oh, hello.

And good-bye.

Oh, Tom, Tom.

Oh, hold on.

I'll be there

in a single bound.

Still bounding.

The kids are geniuses.

They boxed up $13

worth of supplies

and are selling the whole

package for 50 bucks.

[laughs]

It really is a super value.

Enjoy.

[chuckles]

We've got to get

more customers in here and milk

this cash cow for all it's got.

- Yeah.

- Give me the sign.

Ha.

Hey, kids!

Oops.

Just--

[grunts]

This is--

Okay, listen.

Your sales have been heroic,

but I'm gonna pump

them up even more

by spinning this sign

outside like a pro.

Check it!

Huh? Huh?

Put this down--

Aah! Oh!

[grunts]

You know what?

I think maybe

one of you kids should spin it.

I'm gonna go ice my face.

And everything else.

Hmm.

If only one of us wasn't busy.

Let's see,

busy, busy, busy, Mo.

Hey, you're it!

That's fun.

Really?

I don't know,

it doesn't feel right

splitting up

the Mighty Quad Squad.

Aw, don't think of it

as splitting up the Mighty Quad

Squad.

Think of it

as a heroic gesture

that gives the people

what they want.

Gives the people

what they want?

For example,

they want our costumes,

and they don't want yours.

Fine, I'll be the Mo.

Oh, gosh,

we've got to restock.

And get more costumes.

[wind blows]

Oh, it's windy.

Goggles down.

[scoffs]

Goggle Boy looks like

he's gonna blow away.

[wind howls]

Goggle Boy just blew away!

- Anne, we lost one!

- What?

[upbeat music]

Okay, you're okay.

You're okay, come on.

Okay.

Okay.

Nicky, you can let

go of the sign now.

No, I can't.

I hung on so tight

when the wind took me,

now my fingers are stuck.

I'm just glad

DiPietro's Wall Oven Pizza

had that giant inflatable slice

for you to land on.

I did a header

into a rubber pepperoni.

Well, you can relax now,

sweetie.

Come on, kids, help

me pry his fingers off the sign.

Oh, no!

Be careful with the pinky.

It's my favorite.

[groans]

Oh.

Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

I can't even

hold a sign right.

How am I going to compete

with you guys as a superhero?

[doorbell chimes]

Forget it, I'm gonna

hang up my goggles for good.

There he is.

It's Flying Goggle Boy.

You're the most powerful

of the Mighty Quad Squad.

Can I have your autograph?

Really?

Yeah, we saw you fly!

What was it like?

Well, it was

quite an adventure.

I was walking my usual beat

outside the store,

when a cold North wind

blew up and filled my cape,

sending me high up into the air.

I rode that angry wind

like a bucking bronco,

flying higher than any boy

has ever flown.

Once I tamed

that blustery beast,

I high-fived the moon,

fist-bumped the sun,

then satisfied

my superhero-sized appetite

with a 15-foot-tall

slice of pizza.

[all]

Whoa.

Let's hear it for

the Mighty Quad Squad!

[cheers and applause]

Honey.

Does that guy

look familiar to you?

Tom, that's

Archibald McAllister,

the Mayor

of Boulderly Hills.

Oh, I've always wanted

to hang out with a mayor.

I know.

Rub elbows with

the fancy people.

- [chuckles]

- Now's my chance.

No, Tom.

Please don't.

I beg your pardon.

You had some schmutz

on your elbow

that could only be removed

by rubbing it with

another man's elbow.

Oh.

I'm Tom,

from Tom's Get Sporty.

- Oh.

What can I do for you,

Mr. Mayor?

Tell him what I want, Dad!

Tell him, tell him!

All right,

my son, Archie, would like one

of your superhero birthday

parties this Saturday.

Great. Well, let's

get you signed up.

You won't be disappointed,

Your Honor.

Oh, I don't get disappointed,

I get revenge.

You just had to

rub elbows with him.

Congratulations,

Mr. Mayor.

Now with

the Mighty Quad Squad

you'll have the strength

of four parties.

I don't want

the Mighty Quad Squad.

I just want

Flying Goggle Boy.

Well, anything for my only

child and heir to the throne.

Oh, there's--

there's a throne?

Of course not.

The mayor-ship is entirely

in the hands of the people.

- Oh.

[laughter]

- You got 'em.

- Every time.

All right,

so Goggle Boy it is!

I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor,

but the Mighty Quad Squad

only does our parties together.

We're a team.

- One.

- Two.

Three.

Three!

Three.

Sorry, Squad,

the Mo is flying solo.

[all]

What?

Goggle Boy at your service,

Mr. Mayor.

Dad, get a picture

with me and Goggle Boy.

Of course.

You can't split up

the Mighty Quad Squad.

Don't think of it

as splitting up.

Think of it as a heroic gesture

that's giving the people

what they want.

Okay, we got it.

All right, everybody say

"Goggle Boy."

[both]

Goggle Boy.

Ah!

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Kick Chick's costume!

It's Kick Chick's duty

to kick some--

Oh, come on, everybody

loved that yesterday!

Look at him over there,

thinking he's so cool

in those goggles

and those yellow boots.

Please, if it wasn't for us

letting him use that sign,

he never would have flown.

We're the wind

beneath his wings.

Yeah, and he's not a hero.

He's a villain

stabbing us in the back.

I can't believe

he ditched us like that.

You know,

we're his family.

And he didn't even say

he was sorry!

Hey, guys, I'm sorry.

- No problem.

- All good.

But I'm gonna need more room

for my costumes.

So if you could move all this

junk to the clearance aisle,

that would be great.

You know, it's not fair.

Your costumes

are only selling

because everybody

thinks you can fly.

Which you can't.

Well, it looks like my costumes

are flying off the shelves.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I don't want to keep

the Gogglers waiting.

That's what my fans

call themselves.

We even have a secret wave.

Dee-dee.

I'm surprised his goggles

still fit around

his big swollen head.

No offense.

We need to show these kids

we're superheroes too.

Yeah, but if we're

gonna win them back,

we have to try something new.

Something different.

Something they've

never seen before.

Here I go.

[grunts]

Nope.

But definitely not that.

Here I go!

[grunts]

Nope.

Here I go.

[grunts]

Nope.

[upbeat music]

See, this heavy-duty fishing

line is attached to this sign.

See?

And then it runs

through this pulley

that'll be attached

to the ceiling.

So, when you grab the sign,

that's my cue to reel it in

and make Goggle Boy fly.

I like it,

but is there a way to do it

without the fishing line?

You know,

really make me fly?

Um, unfortunately no.

But the fog will

cover the fishing line,

so it will look

like you're actually flying.

Hmm, that's good for now,

but in the future

let's look into

the real flying thing.

Ah, it's good

to be Goggle Boy.

[upbeat music]

[applause]

Goggles up!

[all]

Goggles down!

[cheering]

If you like that,

you'll love Goggle Dog!

[cheers and applause]

Can he fly too?

Goggle Dog,

ruff, ruff and away!

[cheers and applause]

Attention, citizens

of Archie's birthday party.

If you liked Goggle Dog,

you'll love...

Utensil Girl!

What's going on?

Hello, citizens!

It is I, Magnet Man!

What are you two doing?

I'm fighting crime

with the power of attraction!

Speaking of attractive,

Sticky Fly Strip Boy is here.

You're interrupting my show.

Yeah, get out of here,

you wannabes.

Ugh, I wannabe not smelling

that onion breath.

It's time

for Goggle boy to fly.

Come on, Goggle Boy, fly.

[all]

Fly! Fly! Fly!

Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!

Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!

I can fly too.

Uh, me too.

Oh!

Wait, what's happening?

My magnets are being pulled

toward your flatware!

Guys, let go!

Get out of here!

- We can't.

We're magnetized.

I want to fly too!

[all]

No, no, no, no, no.

Great, now your fly strips

are stuck to me.

You're ruining my party.

Just fly already,

Goggle Boy.

My dad's not paying you

to snuggle up

with those super losers.

Goggle Boy up!

Too...much...weight!

[all groan]

Daddy, he's not flying.

He's embarrassing me

in front of all my friends.

- Okay, all right.

Hey, I paid you

for a flying kid, Harper.

Make it happen.

Goggle Boy can't fly.

He's a sham.

[all]

Boo!

This was my thing,

and you couldn't let me have it.

I wasn't just one

of the quad for once.

I finally stood out,

and you ruined it.

[grunts]

[both grunting]

Wow, he's really upset.

Maybe he's right.

Some superheroes we are.

We didn't save the day.

We destroyed it.

It's not too late.

We have to make this

up to him, come on.

[all grunting]

Oh, no.

Goggle Boy can't make

a fool out of me.

This is my party, and I'll

make him cry if I want to.

Onions.

[laughs maniacally]

It's time to take you

where you belong,

the dumpster.

Whoa.

[grunts]

- Nicky!

- Stop!

We're sorry.

[grunting]

- Come on.

[all groan]

We didn't mean

to ruin things for you.

We were just jealous,

and we went too far.

What do you say?

Goggle Boy goes back in there

and gives the people

what they want?

Forget it.

I don't deserve the spotlight.

I was kidding myself.

I can't really fly anyway.

Okay.

It's okay, kids.

It's all just

part of the show.

[forced laughter]

Ugh.

Smells like trouble

in the new party room.

Come on!

Aah!

Anne, is that you?

No, it's the Mayor.

Oh.

Anne has shoes

just like these.

Ow, it stings.

I can't see anything.

I never thought

I'd say this,

but we need someone

with goggles.

- Goggle Boy, save us!

But I'm not really

a superhero.

Today...

You are.

Remain calm!

I can see clearly

that you all need help.

Hurry, Goggle Boy!

You're the only one

that can save us!

Or am I?

One, two,

three, four.

[all]

Is more!

Goggles down.

Follow me into the fog,

Mighty Quad Squad.

Okay, kids,

one hand on your eyes,

the other on the shoulder

in front of you.

Grab onto my cape,

and I'll lead you out.

It's safe now.

You can breathe normally.

- Thank you, Goggle boy.

You saved us.

You really are a superhero!

Well, it wasn't just me.

It was the Mighty Quad Squad.

[cheers and applause]

Well, I will spread

the word at city hall

about your great parties.

Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

And as for you...

[laughter]

You've escaped

the onion fog this time,

but you haven't seen

the last of me,

Mighty Quad Squad.

- Oh.

- Eww.

Okay, Junior, let's go home

and get you a mint.

- Thank you.

- Oh, no.

- Hmm?

It looks like the onion fog is

creeping in from the next room.

I forgot to turn off

the fog machine.

Well, you're never

gonna find it now.

This looks like a job

for the Mighty Quad Squad!

[all]

Four is more!

[upbeat music]

[whistling melody]

♪ ♪

[vocalizing]

- ♪ Yeah ♪

[vocalizing]

- ♪ Yeah ♪