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[rock music]

[man on TV]

Don't be afraid to sing,

Dragon.

[Dragon on TV]

But what if I burn someone?

[man on TV]

But what if you don't?

[all]

♪ So sing out loud,

sing out proud! ♪

- ♪ Every voice ♪

- Kids, who wants lunch?

♪ Deserves a crowd,

la, la, la, la ♪

- Grilled cheese okay?

- ♪ Every voice is beautiful ♪

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

Oh, that Dragon Breath

movie again.

[sighs]

- ♪ Every breath

you take is precious ♪

- I bet you'd listen

if I talked like a dragon.

- ♪ Every song you sing

is gold ♪

♪ Every note you play

is magical ♪

Apparently you won't.

Those kids

do not listen.

- It's so frustrating.

- I know.

It's like that movie

has stolen our children.

None of the apps

on my phone are working.

And tech support

has stolen my husband.

No, no, no,

don't put me on hold.

Don't put me on hold--

Great,

they put me on hold.

Do you know what it's like

to be ignored, Anne?

[all]

♪ So sing out loud,

sing out proud! ♪

♪ Every voice

deserves a crowd ♪

I don't know

what's more annoying--

constantly being put on hold,

or constantly hearing

that song.

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

♪ So sing out loud,

sing out proud! ♪

♪ Every voice

deserves a crowd ♪

Definitely that song.

♪ Every voice is beautiful,

la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Every noise is musical,

la, la, la, la ♪

Can you guys

turn that off?

I'm trying to hear

the hold music!

Hey, Dad,

why don't you just

go to the phone store

at the mall?

- It'll be faster.

- That's a great idea.

- We're going to the mall.

- Great, have fun.

- You kids are coming with us.

[all] Ugh!

Guys, you can't stay home

alone,

and you have seen

this movie enough.

Let's go.

[all] Ugh!

- Hey, hey, hey, hey,

your mom's right. You need to

get away from that Dragon Breath

song.

[through phone speaker]

♪ So sing out loud ♪

- Oh! No!

- ♪ Sing out proud ♪

[sighs]

[kids] ♪ Sing out loud,

sing out proud! ♪

♪ Every voice

deserves a crowd ♪

[both] Ugh!

[upbeat music]

♪ Na na na na na na

na na na na na, hey! ♪

♪ Na na na na na na

na na na na na ♪

[whistling melody]

♪ ♪

[rhythmic clapping]

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Na na na na na-na ♪

♪ Na na na na na-na, hey! ♪

- ♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na na na na na-na ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

[rock music]

Okay,

I'll get us a number.

[kids]

Ugh!

51.

Oh! See?

We're only four numbers away.

This thing's always acting up.

[all]

Ugh!

We're gonna be stuck

in the mall forever.

Let's try

and be positive.

The mall's not that bad.

How would we know?

We're not in the mall.

The mall's out there.

And we're stuck here.

In a store.

Watching our parents

run an errand,

like we always are.

We're gonna be here

forever, Anne.

And we didn't have lunch.

First my apps,

now my appetite.

What's the point

of anything?

What's the point

of anything...

if we can't be out there...

like them?

- Free.

- Without parents.

Having fun.

You know what?

We need to take a stand.

- Got it.

Now what?

No.

This is the day

we ask Mom and Dad

to let us go free

in the mall!

But they're

just gonna say no.

But what if they don't?

I'm just gonna walk up

and say it.

Oh, please.

You're not the

"walk up and say it" type.

Let me handle this.

Uh, what do you mean?

I'm always walking up

and saying stuff.

Watch me.

Mom, I just wanted

to walk up and say...

When I become a mom,

I want to be just like you.

Oh, sweetie.

Say it.

And let my kids

go free in the mall.

- Alone.

- Alone?

Not alone.

Together.

But without you.

- Without me?

- Not without you.

Well--well, yes,

without you.

We're taking a stand!

But my babies?

Alone in the mall?

We're not babies.

Together we're over 40.

And over 40

is a very mature age.

[grunts]

Ka-bah!

This town is big enough

for the both of us.

Oh, no, when your dad

gets hungry he buys up

everything in sight.

- Yee-haw!

- Okay, you know what?

I--I have to stay here

and keep an eye on your

trigger-happy pappy.

So, uh,

I guess you can go.

[all]

Yes!

But he's gonna

need some food.

So here--

here's some money.

- Cool. No problem.

- Thanks.

- Love you, Mom.

- No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey,

hey, hold on.

I have some ground rules,

so I need you to listen.

Stay together.

Don't talk to strangers.

[Dawn voice-over]

First time alone in the mall

without parents!

[Ricky voice-over]

Freedom! Sweet, sweet freedom!

[Dicky voice-over]

Mall chicks.

Sweet, sweet mall chicks.

[Nicky voice-over]

I see Mom's lips moving,

so she must think

I'm listening.

But I'm totally

not listening.

[Anne]

And don't load up

at the makeup counter,

don't get lotion

in your eyes,

don't get hit

by a helicopter,

and, I can't believe

I'm saying this, but don't lose

your pants.

- You got all that?

- Yup.

- Got it.

- Every word.

100%.

Well, in case

you weren't listening,

I'm writing down

the most important thing.

Okay!

Be back in 30 minutes.

- Thank you

for trusting us.

- We won't let you down.

- Don't worry, Mom.

Nothing's gonna

go wrong.

How did it go so wrong

so fast?

We probably shouldn't have

split up.

How did that happen?

I was at

the flying toy kiosk,

and I did not

see it coming.

How did that happen?

I went a little crazy

at the lotion kiosk.

Ow, it still burns!

How'd you get lotion

in your eyes?

It's not just

in my eyes.

It's in the ducts!

Just be glad you can't see

Dawn's makeup.

Hey, I was at

the makeup counter,

and the lady

gave me a makeover.

More like a make over,

and over, and over.

Says the guy

with no pants.

How could you

lose your pants?

I didn't lose 'em.

I left them

on the dressing room floor.

- Why?

- 'Cause that's where

they belong.

When I tried on a pair

of Chunk-a-relli jeans,

it was like taking my legs

on an exotic vacation.

I thought it was pronounced

Ciancarelli.

Isn't it

See-in-sa-relli?

No, no, no.

It's pronounced

"go get your pants!"

Not doing it.

Once you've wrapped your trunk

in some Chunks,

there's no going back.

But you can't walk around

the mall like that.

Okay.

Well, at least

we'll know our way around.

See?

Cool and helpful.

Really? You're gonna walk

around the mall in a sarong?

Hey, if this is sarong,

I don't wanna be right.

Okay, look, we have 20 minutes

to get Dad's food.

Where's the food court?

Hold still, Dicky.

It looks like

it's just above his knee.

To just above his knee!

- These are great.

- Nope. No, absolutely not.

Look at this.

This is the coolest--

- Tom, stop.

- We gotta get these--

Honey, no.

Put that down.

- Please.

- No, look, I'm--I'm starving.

Ow, the hunger pains

are getting sharper.

I don't know what

childbirth feels like,

but I'm pretty sure

this is worse.

Honey, if you say that

one more time,

these women are gonna

show you

exactly what

childbirth feels like.

Oh! #49!

Sweetie, we're so close.

Ahh!

- Where is the food court?

- I don't know.

It's hard to follow a map

when it's running.

Wait.

[sniffs]

Corn dogs.

This way.

Hey, you guys wanna try

some hand lotion samples?

Do I?

You again?

I already cut you off.

What?

I can handle my lotion!

Sorry about him.

Hey, don't you go

to my high school?

Really?

You think I go to high school?

She's 11.

Oh, wow,

- then that's a lot of makeup.

- Thanks!

Hey Jaymis,

that cute girl Randee's

working Lost and Found today.

Sweet.

Yo, Aramis, you have to help

me lose something

so I can say, "Hey, girl.

I lost something."

Hey, I'm watching you,

Moist Mitts.

Okay,

there's the food court.

Does anyone have

any of Mom's money left?

I spent mine

on the helicopter.

Lip gloss.

I bought a Chunk-a-relli

pocket.

It's a $5 slice of heaven.

I bought

a fake mustache.

For what?

More losh.

They're on to me.

Hey, hey--oh.

Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

Pump away.

Now, if we don't find someway

to get Dad's food,

we'll never be alone

in the mall again.

Yeah, they'll be

pushing us around

in those little

fire trucks

for the rest of

our lives.

- We need to get some money.

- But how?

Hmm...

[all] Hmm...

[rock music]

Anybody got anything?

Just these soft,

supple hands.

[sighs]

Well, think harder!

Ow!

What are you laughing at,

helicopter?

Ow!

I got it!

We launch corn dogs

into space

and get Martians hooked!

How is that gonna help us

get money to buy Dad's food?

It's not.

It's just an awesome idea!

[applause]

[gasps]

Dragon Breath! That's it!

Everyone loves that song!

- Give me your pocket.

- Give me your lip gloss.

This isn't a swap meet.

It's part of the plan.

Now, follow my lead.

All right, everyone.

Time to keep

the in-mall entertainment going.

Time to sing out strong!

[all]

♪ Sing out loud,

sing out proud! ♪

♪ Every voice

deserves a crowd ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,

every voice is beautiful ♪

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Every noise is musical,

la, la, la, la, la ♪

Excuse me. Excuse me.

My Frankie sings

that song all the time...

[all] Aw.

And I hate it.

So if I give you $10,

will you stop?

But what if we don't?

[all]

♪ Sing out loud! ♪

- ♪ Sing out proud! ♪

- $20?

♪ Every voice deserves a crowd,

la, la, la, la, la ♪

How about $30?

Make it $50...

and we'll throw in a boy.

Your pick.

We'll take $30.

Guys, it worked!

We got 30 bucks

to stop singing.

Now we just have to get

Dad's food.

Do any of you remember

what Mom wanted us to get him?

I don't know,

I wasn't listening.

Me, neither.

That's probably

what she wrote on the note.

- Who's got it?

- Me! It's in my pants!

Oh, that's great,

it's in your pants

that you're not wearing!

How could Mom leave us

alone in the mall?

- We weren't ready for this!

- We're just her babies!

Calm down.

There is no need to freak out.

All we have to do is go to that

store and get your pants back.

Come on.

Okay,

so your pants are gone.

- Can we freak out now?

- Yeah.

[all scream]

[rock music]

[all scream]

Hold on, hold on.

If your pants aren't there,

then maybe they're in

the Lost and Found.

I think we should just go tell

Mom and Dad what's going on.

No! We can't let them know

we've messed up.

Yeah. Let's just go

to the Lost and Found

and see if we can find

Dicky's pants.

Where's the Lost and Found?

Um, turn around, Dicky.

It's in this area

by his derriere.

To his dairy area!

♪ Sing out loud,

sing out proud ♪

♪ Every voice

deserves a crowd ♪

Ugh, that song

is so annoying.

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

"No unattended children."

What are we gonna do?

[phone rings]

Hello, you lose 'em,

we find 'em!

Oh, hey girl.

Yeah, they make me say that.

Who says

we're all children?

Watch your teenage sister

work her magic.

What do you think

I should do with my hair?

Should I pony it up?

Hey, girl. Cute hair.

You should totally

pony that up.

So here's the sitch.

I'm in charge

of my way-younger bros,

and one of 'em lost his

pair of pants.

My mom will totally freak

and blame me

if we don't find them.

Teenage problems, am I right?

Moms.

Wait, how old are you?

Uhh...

Hey, you're Randee.

Lost-and-Found Randee.

You've heard of me?

People have heard of me.

Yah, I heard this guy Aramis

tell this other guy Jaymis--

Jaymis? Hand losh Jaymis?

Because there's

like five Jaymises.

There's sunglass cart Jaymis,

candy store Jaymis,

fro-yo Jaymis--

This was totes losh Jaymis.

TLJ? OMG!

TTFN.

- Deets.

- Paish.

He was all, "Randee's cute."

And Aramis was like,

"Whatcha gonna do?"

And Jaymis was like,

"Lose something just

so I can say

- 'Hey.'"

- Shut. Up.

- I. Won't.

- Then don't.

- I'm not.

- Seri?

- So.

- No.

- Yeah.

- Wha?

- Uh-huh.

[both shriek]

- What are they saying?

- I don't know.

I need to learn

this language.

You should totes

go get your losh on.

I don't like Loshawn.

I like Jaymis.

Whatevs. Dip out.

- I'll cover for you.

- For real?

So fa.

- T ya.

- Welcs.

See ya.

Move.

Now we just have to pick

through a little box of clothes.

Or a really big one.

[whistling theme plays]

Tom, do you think the kids

are okay out there?

[sighs]

Tom?

Tom!

What--no!

This is the best store

in the mall.

Dicky, this is

the Lost and Found.

But they have everything here!

We're only here

for your pants.

Hey, guys,

look what I found.

These must be from

the joke store.

I don't think they are.

So this is real spinach?

Ahh!

[hums]

♪ Sing out loud,

sing out proud! ♪

♪ Every voice

deserves a crowd ♪

[hums]

♪ Sing out loud! ♪

♪ Sing-- ♪

Oh, hey, Randee.

I'm just here to clear out

the Lost and Found bin.

Did you see a teenage girl

standing here?

- Nope.

- Huh. Weird.

- So am I good to go?

- What do I care?

[both]

♪ La, la, la, la-- ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

How do so many people

lose their pants?

I'm telling you,

once you go Chunk,

you never go junk!

[engine revs]

Uh, what's that?

- What's happening?

- We're about to be emptied

into the back of that truck!

- We gotta get out of here!

- My pants!

- Grab 'em!

- Aah!

No!

Great.

Now we'll never find Mom's note.

Yes, we will.

I got us into this mess.

I'll get us out.

Tell my story!

[all]

Dicky!

He's gone.

- What are we gonna tell Mom?

- His story.

I guess

I'm the cool one now.

[gasps]

He did it! He got the jeans!

[grunts]

I can't make it.

My skirt is caught.

Just take the pants.

No, we are not leaving

here without you.

Grab my hand!

- I can't reach.

- Use the jeans!

Throw us a leg!

These cheap things?

- What if they rip?

- But what if they don't?

[grunting]

[panting]

Oh, we did it!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

we're awesome.

Grab the note.

Uh-oh. No note.

What do you mean,

"no note"?

We're supposed

to be back in five minutes

and we have no idea

what we're supposed to get Dad.

Did any of you

listen to what Mom said?

Uh, she said something

about sweet, sweet mall chicks.

We're doomed.

But what if we're...

not?

Okay, I think

that's one too many.

[chime]

Customer 51.

51! 51 right here.

Make a hole!

Okay, I'm having

some problems with my apps.

- We're back!

- Safe and sound.

Oh, hey, Dad,

we got your burger--ito--pizza-

on a stick--wich?

Food in mouth, now!

Oh. Mmm.

[chimes]

Customer 52.

[mumbles]

Sorry, sir, you

stepped away from the counter.

- Take another number.

- [mumbling]

Wow, I'm impressed, guys.

You obviously listened.

Aw, I'm so proud of you.

- Thanks.

- Nailed it.

Told you

you could trust us.

Wearing pants.

Just one question.

Where did you get the money

to pay for all this?

Because a

burger-ito-pizza-on-a-stick-wich

costs way more than $20.

[all]

Uhh...

Come on, spill it.

Fine. We split up,

spent the money,

lost the note

you gave Dicky--

I checked all

my pockets, but--

Oh.

You had it there

the whole time?

I don't know

about the whole time,

but what matters

is it's there now.

"If you have any problems,

just come back.

No questions asked."

Which you would have known,

if you'd been listening.

So if we'd come back,

you wouldn't have been mad?

- No.

- Are you mad now?

At your babies?

[all mewling]

Oh, yeah.

And disappointed.

Until you kids

learn to listen--

You're not listening now,

are you?

It's gonna take

some practice.

- 99.

- We're gonna be here all night.

But what if we're not?

♪ Sing out loud,

sing out proud! ♪

♪ Every voice

deserves a crowd ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,

every voice is beautiful ♪

- ♪ La, la, la, la ♪

- Go, go, go, go!

- ♪ Every noise is musical,

la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Every song you sing

is gold ♪

♪ So sing out loud,

sing out proud! ♪

♪ Every voice

deserves a crowd ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,

every voice is beautiful ♪

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Every noise is musical,

la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Every breath you take

is precious ♪

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ Every song you sing

is gold ♪

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la

la la la la ♪