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♪♪
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"Persnickety."
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Definition:
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fussy or particular.
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- Correct.
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Boom!
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Definition: nailed it!
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Never mind persnickety.
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Let's get persnackety!
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I've got some nice aged cheese,
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including a Danish blue.
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Don't be afraid of the veins.
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It's very approachable.
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[both]
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Eww.
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The only cheese
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I approach is nacho.
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Don't feel bad, Nicky.
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It's nacho fault.
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- Cheese me, bro.
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[gags]
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This is so not approachable.
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Ah, looks like the Harper house
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is the hot new hangout.
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Is there anything better than
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a house full of happy children?
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[Tom chuckles]
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[sighs] We should cherish
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this moment, Tom.
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[phone dings]
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[gasps]
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Everybody out.
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Scoot.
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Scoot. Leave.
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Andale.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
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go, go, go, go, go!
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Let's go.
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- Bye. Thanks for coming.
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- Thank you for coming.
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- Don't leave.
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- See you later.
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Hey, no, you too.
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Beat it.
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- Scram.
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- What?
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I need the living room.
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Mom, what the heck?
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I was just accepted into
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the most exclusive book club
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in Boulderly Hills.
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What's a "book club?"
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Oh, it's when a group of people
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read the same book,
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and then they get together
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and discuss it.
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Why?
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Because they like
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to talk about books.
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- Why?
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- Because they like it.
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- Why?
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- Because it's fun!
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They are allowing me
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to host one event,
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and if all goes well,
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I can become a permanent member.
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So I have four days
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to read the book and get the
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house ready,
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which brings me back
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to my original point:
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get out!
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So if we're not allowed
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in the living room,
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where are we supposed
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to do all our livin'?
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Oh, I have
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the perfect place.
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You ready for this?
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[mimicking trumpeting fanfare]
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♪ Bup-bup-bup-bah ♪
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[together]
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The garage?
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More like bup-bup-bup-bummer.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Na na na na na na
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na na na na na, hey! ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na
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na na na na na ♪
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[whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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[rhythmic clapping]
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na na na na na-na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na-na, hey! ♪
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- ♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na na na na na-na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- ♪ Na, na-na ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Remember when going home was
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something to look forward to?
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Now we're stuck in the garage,
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listening to the radio
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and sitting on paint cans.
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At least your can had a lid.
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I guess we could
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just hang out here.
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No, this is fine
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for after school,
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but we can't stay here
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all the time.
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The store closes.
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And Dad starts charging us
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after our third smoothie.
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[ear-piercing metallic screech]
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[all groaning]
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- What is that?
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[panting]
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Hey, kids, meet Terry the Bull.
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[laughs]
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It's Terry Bull, get it?
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That's terrible.
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Exactly.
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Can we ride it?
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Oh, this is the kind of thing
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every kid would love to ride.
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But it's forbidden.
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You putting that
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in the rodeo room?
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Well, I was going to use this
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for my new office chair,
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but that's a good idea.
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I could still sit
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on old springy for another day.
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Yah!
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Off to the rodeo room.
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[metallic screeching]
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[all groaning]
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Dad's Terry Bull
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is terrible.
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Ugh, great.
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Speaking of terrible,
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look who just walked in.
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[Nicky, Ricky, and Dicky]
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The But-er.
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She's always one-upping us.
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Yeah, remember last Easter
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when I brought chocolate bunnies
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for everyone in class?
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She brought real bunnies.
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They were adorable.
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Hello, Harpers.
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[together]
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Hello, Madison.
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Oh, look.
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We're wearing the same jacket.
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[sighs]
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Here comes the "but."
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Buuuut mine's real leather.
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Total But-er move.
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Ricky, I heard you got 100%
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on your vocab test.
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That's correct.
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Much like all the answers
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on my vocab test.
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That's great.
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Buuuut I got 101%.
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I wrote a complete sentence
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using all the words,
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so Teacher gave me
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an extra point.
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Teacher.
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I could come over
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and tutor you,
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buuuut I don't want to sit on
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paint cans in your lame garage.
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Uh, our garage is not lame.
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There's tons of fun stuff
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to do in there, right, guys?
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Tons.
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Yeah, tons.
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Yeah, it's awesome.
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Buuuut it's still a garage.
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That's true,
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buuuut it's a garage
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with a chocolate fountain.
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Yeah, and, uh,
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a vanilla fountain.
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And a business center
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with a multi-device
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charging station.
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I can't believe
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you don't know about the garage.
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It's totally the place to be.
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Good.
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Then I'll be there tomorrow.
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Bring your tablet.
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Uncharged.
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See you at noon.
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Oh, make it 11:30, before they
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break down the breakfast buffet.
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Why did you
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promise her breakfast?
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Well, you promised her chargers.
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We have those.
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But a full breakfast buffet?
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In 12 hours?
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I'm just one man.
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I'm sorry,
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but she's always but-ing us,
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and it felt so good
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to but the But-er.
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So let's get our butts
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in gear and but her.
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That's another thing.
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Do you have any idea
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how much butter I'm gonna need?
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[Tom]
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Whoo!
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[grunts]
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Dad, were you riding the bull?
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No. I told you
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I need a new office chair.
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[upbeat music]
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[Anne muttering]
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Okay, why am I
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bothering dusting? You're just
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gonna put everything in that
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box.
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I'm getting rid of clutter.
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These book club women
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do not mess around.
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[sniffs]
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Do you smell kids?
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Always.
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Why do you wanna impress
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this book club so much?
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Because no one ever invites me
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to join any clubs or committees
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because they always just assume
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I'm overwhelmed.
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"Oh, look,
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there goes poor Anne.
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How does she get anything done
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with all those kids?"
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"She doesn't even look like
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she showered today."
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People say that?
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No.
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You know what?
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I may have four kids,
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but I always know exactly
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what they're up to.
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Nothing gets past me.
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Tell you what,
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why don't you go read? I'll take
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care of the living room.
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[sighs]
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh, can you call
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Hank the Handyman?
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That light's broken.
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It just needs a new bulb.
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Can do that myself.
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[groans]
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Handyman.
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Pfft. Easy peasy.
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Oh!
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That can't be good.
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Oh, oh!
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That's definitely not good.
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[upbeat music]
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Okay, just do it.
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Madison's gonna be here any--
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Hey, girl.
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Sorry, I'm a little bit early.
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Hope that's not a problem.
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buuuut I couldn't wait
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to see that awesome garage
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of yours.
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Okay, I know we built it up
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to be super amazing,
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buuuut...
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it's even better
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than we said.
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[together]
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Welcome to the Quad Club!
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[dance music playing]
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So what do you think?
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It's nice,
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buuuut...
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Buuuut...
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[Quads]
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Buuuut?
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♪ ♪
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But nothing.
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This place is great.
305
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We did it.
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We shut her down.
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I bet the But-er didn't think
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things would churn out that way.
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[all]
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♪ And churn it, and churn it,
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and churn it ♪
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♪ And churn it, and churn it,
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and churn it, and churn it ♪
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Keep churning.
315
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- ♪ And churn it, and churn it ♪
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- Look.
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It's Chet Acerman,
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the Ace Man.
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He's aced every test
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he's ever taken.
321
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So he's the king
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of the nerds.
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Hardly.
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He's the president and leader
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of the Determined Organization
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of Researching Kid Scientists.
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The D.O.R.K.S.
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Oh, so he's
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the king of the dorks.
330
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Yes, and he's coming this way.
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Look smart.
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Hey, Nicky,
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this place is aces.
334
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[gasps]
335
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He knows my name.
336
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He called you Nicky.
337
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He got the "icky" right.
338
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Looking sharp, Mr. Harper.
339
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Hey, I know you.
340
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Aren't you in the third grade?
341
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Grade is just a number.
342
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The number to be
343
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in here is fifth.
344
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I totally understand.
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Sorry to bother you.
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On my way out,
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want me to ask your assistant
348
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to grab you a drink?
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I don't have an assistant.
350
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What?
351
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A big-time club owner like you
352
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doesn't have an assistant?
353
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I know, right?
354
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I've been thinking that same
355
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thing ever since you said it.
356
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Well, if you want one, I would
357
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love to apply for the position.
358
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- You're hired.
359
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- Dicky, could you run out back
360
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and grab me some--
361
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- Bup, bup, bup.
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No one speaks to Mr. Harper
363
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unless they have an appointment.
364
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Dicky.
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Talk to my assistant.
366
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Tell him I'm in a meeting.
367
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Mr. Harper is in a meeting.
368
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
370
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Hey, guys.
371
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Are those ribs? On bones?
372
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Is that corn? On cobs?
373
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Apparently the lunch lady's
374
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grandson had a blast
375
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at the Quad Club yesterday.
376
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She said as long as he keeps
377
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having fun,
378
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all our food will be edible
379
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and on stuff.
380
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So what's my afternoon
381
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look like?
382
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Uh, 1:00 p.m.,
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reapply hair product,
384
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1:05, shake it out,
385
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and 1:15,
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accept compliments.
387
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Oh, man, how am I
388
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gonna remember all this?
389
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[clicks tongue]
390
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That's why I tied this
391
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on your finger.
392
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How did I remember anything
393
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before you got here?
394
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You didn't.
395
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- Chet just invited me
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to join his study group.
397
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Today's the day
398
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I am finally a DORK.
399
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Hey, Ricky, see you
400
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at the Quad Club, DORK.
401
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Yes, chest bump!
402
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Handle this for me.
403
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Sure thing, D-man.
404
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Uh, Mr. Harper wants to get
405
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a chest bump
406
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on the books with you.
407
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How's 2:30?
408
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That works for me.
409
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- Good.
410
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[upbeat music]
411
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[phone beeps]
412
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How do you fix
413
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,875
a hole in the wall?
414
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[phone]
415
00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:38,077
I found a handyman in your area.
416
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,955
Would you like me
417
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,955
to call Hank the Handyman?
418
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[scoffs]
419
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[Anne]
420
00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:42,791
Tom?
421
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[sighs]
422
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,415
Oh, there you are.
423
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The book club meeting
424
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,128
is tomorrow.
425
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And I have been shopping
426
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for seven hours,
427
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,923
and I couldn't
428
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decide on anything.
429
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Okay, I really need your help.
430
00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:57,584
Now, which one
431
00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:57,584
of these pillows makes me look
432
00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,325
like I can do it all
433
00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,325
and I'm in control?
434
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,170
That one.
435
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,327
What are you doing?
436
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,495
Wall yoga.
437
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Step away from the wall.
438
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Why?
439
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,126
- 'Cause I want to see
440
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,126
what you're hiding.
441
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,126
- Why?
442
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,286
- Because there's no such thing
443
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,286
as wall yoga.
444
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,286
- Why?
445
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:22,963
Just get away
446
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:22,963
from the wall!
447
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,960
[screaming]
448
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,750
No, no, d-d-don't.
449
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:26,752
We had
450
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a minor electrical problem.
451
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- [gasps]
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00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:27,922
- [stammering]
453
00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:29,579
The good news is,
454
00:12:27,959 --> 00:12:29,579
if I hadn't discovered
455
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,325
the minor electrical problem, I
456
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,325
wouldn't have discovered the...
457
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:35,325
major electrical problem.
458
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,745
- [screams]
459
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,745
- [stammers]
460
00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:42,042
Tom, the book club meeting
461
00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:42,042
is tomorrow.
462
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,213
We need a handyman.
463
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:45,960
I'm a handy man.
464
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,960
Call Hank the Handyman.
465
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,580
I will be upstairs,
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00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,580
crying into one of my pillows.
467
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,205
I just can't decide which one.
468
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[crying]
469
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:06,375
Show her who's handy.
470
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:07,667
Oh!
471
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,629
My hand!
472
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,629
[grunts]
473
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,707
[upbeat music]
474
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99...
475
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,497
100.
476
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:17,922
Know what?
477
00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:21,379
Let's make it an even 101.
478
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:24,327
And so X=7.
479
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:25,955
[applause]
480
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,670
Ricky, the only thing more
481
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,670
enjoyable than that right answer
482
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,249
is this garage.
483
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:34,081
Am I right, Science Bob?
484
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,325
You are, Aceman.
485
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,455
When I founded the DORKS,
486
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:42,630
I did it hoping to inspire
487
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:42,630
young minds just like yours.
488
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,327
Thank you, DORK-father.
489
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,042
[phones ding]
490
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,043
Hmm.
491
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:52,213
Oh, look,
492
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:52,213
a text from the But-er.
493
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,710
"I know you're all
494
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,710
at the Quad Club,
495
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,460
"buuuut my garage is
496
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,460
having a grand opening,
497
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,790
and it's much cooler
498
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,790
and way more fun."
499
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:05,044
[snorts] Don't worry, no one's
500
00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:05,044
leaving the Quad Club for that.
501
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,043
[phones ding]
502
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,293
Breakfast served all day?
503
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,383
[cheering]
504
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,416
[Nicky]
505
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,416
All day?
506
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,128
After six hours,
507
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,128
you're just lying to yourself.
508
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,076
It's lunch!
509
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,785
I just got a text
510
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,785
from the President.
511
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,584
I've got to go do science.
512
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,245
You're going to Madison's,
513
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,245
aren't you?
514
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:33,001
Did you see what it says?
515
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:33,001
"Breakfast served all day."
516
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,075
Whoo!
517
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,875
Mae, you're going too?
518
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,577
Well, not if you
519
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,577
don't want me to.
520
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,075
[sighs]
521
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,075
No, it's okay.
522
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,665
Good, because Mama
523
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,665
needs more bacon.
524
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:48,995
I'll come back
525
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:48,995
to tell you how bad it is.
526
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,332
She'll never be back.
527
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,575
Why would you say that?
528
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,625
When has bacon ever been bad?
529
00:14:56,667 --> 00:15:00,327
[sighs]
530
00:14:56,667 --> 00:15:00,327
Mama's not coming back.
531
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,535
[all sigh]
532
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,133
[upbeat music]
533
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,665
[upbeat music]
534
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:13,629
♪ ♪
535
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:16,037
Look at Madison over there.
536
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,293
That But-er stole
537
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,293
all our buddies.
538
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,423
She's a buddy burglar.
539
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,578
I can't believe Chet
540
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,578
kicked me out of the DORKS.
541
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,625
Talk about capricious.
542
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:30,667
Definition: given to sudden
543
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:30,667
changes of mood or behavior.
544
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:34,379
[crying] It was yesterday's
545
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:34,379
DORK word of the day.
546
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,083
This whole thing stinks.
547
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:43,125
Ugh.
548
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:43,125
It's probably these fish sticks.
549
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,246
Look at them over there.
550
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,251
They're having surf and turf.
551
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,421
While we're just getting "urf,"
552
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,248
as in it fell on the "urf,"
553
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,881
and they still
554
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,881
"surfed" it to us.
555
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:56,578
Ah, Lucas.
556
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,825
Sweet, you hooked me up
557
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,825
with the steak and lobster.
558
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,375
Bup-bup-bup-bup.
559
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,167
This is Madison's lunch.
560
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,167
I work for her now.
561
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:07,668
Oh, but in the future, I'd still
562
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:07,668
like to use you as a reference.
563
00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:10,632
Okay, listen.
564
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,827
We are not gonna let this little
565
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,827
But-er get away with this.
566
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,825
We have to make
567
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,825
the Quad Club so quadtastic,
568
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,745
there'll be no "buts" about it.
569
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:21,922
You're right, but how are we
570
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:21,922
gonna top all-day breakfast?
571
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,130
This is terrible.
572
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:29,536
Terry Bull.
573
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:29,536
That's a great idea.
574
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:30,543
What is?
575
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:31,833
Your Terry Bull idea.
576
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,915
I thought you said
577
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,915
it was great.
578
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,249
It is.
579
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,791
Well, which is it?
580
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,791
Great or terrible?
581
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:38,884
Both.
582
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,537
Your great idea is Terry Bull.
583
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,133
It can't be both.
584
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,456
Dicky, Terry Bull.
585
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,540
Oh, I'm terrible?
586
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,043
I'll give you terrible.
587
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:52,423
I fart on your pillow
588
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:52,423
every night.
589
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,748
I use your toothbrush
590
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,748
to clean my retainer.
591
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,132
And you don't wet your bed,
592
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:57,132
I do.
593
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,745
Oh.
594
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,422
Terry Bull.
595
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,788
Yeah, that's what I meant.
596
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:09,544
Love you guys.
597
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:14,291
♪ Oh, oh ♪
598
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,963
- Hey, what do you think?
599
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,540
Oh, it's perfect.
600
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,583
No, no. It's all wrong.
601
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:22,285
I can't let this book club think
602
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:22,285
that this is my first rodeo.
603
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:27,633
- Anne, trust me.
604
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:27,633
The house looks great.
605
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,877
Even the repairs look perfect.
606
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,707
Yeah, Hank did a great job.
607
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,670
Yes.
608
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,670
Hank did do a great job.
609
00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:38,749
I'll pass along
610
00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:38,749
your compliments to Hank.
611
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:42,502
Perhaps you'd even like
612
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:42,502
to th-hank Hank in person.
613
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:44,792
Why do you keep saying Hank
614
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:44,792
like that?
615
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,674
Eh, no reason.
616
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:49,751
[clears throat]
617
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,542
Oh, no.
618
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,542
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
619
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,963
You didn't call Hank.
620
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,963
You did the repairs.
621
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,210
Oh, 30 seconds ago
622
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,210
you were loving Hank.
623
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,670
Now you know Hank is me.
624
00:17:58,709 --> 00:17:59,629
Do the math, Anne.
625
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,167
You love me.
626
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,578
[doorbell chimes]
627
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:03,578
[both shout]
628
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,075
They're here.
629
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,075
No, hands off.
630
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,745
All right, everything's set.
631
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,672
But how are we gonna get
632
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,672
all the kids to leave Madison's
633
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:10,669
and come here?
634
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:11,999
Already got it covered.
635
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,631
I sent a text blast,
636
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:17,537
and any second now, this place
637
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:17,537
is gonna get cray-zay.
638
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,963
Your house is much nicer
639
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,963
on the inside
640
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,830
than it looks
641
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,830
from the street.
642
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:24,745
Um, thanks?
643
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:28,332
I have to admit, I was surprised
644
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:28,332
you were able to host.
645
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,825
Especially with all
646
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,825
those children of yours.
647
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,825
Oh, what,
648
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,825
my sweet little angels?
649
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,665
No, no, no. They are
650
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,665
so quiet and well behaved,
651
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:38,129
I sometimes forget
652
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:38,129
they're even here.
653
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,746
[all]
654
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,746
Bull, bull, bull, bull!
655
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:41,672
[all cheer]
656
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,079
Yeah, come on.
657
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,825
They Quad Club is back, baby.
658
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,705
And so is Mama.
659
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,540
[kids]
660
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,540
Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull!
661
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,213
[loudly]
662
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,213
So Sunsets of Tuscany.
663
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,710
I found it interesting
664
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,710
how the sunsets were--
665
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,540
Are those your quiet
666
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,540
and well behaved children
667
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,923
making all that noise?
668
00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:00,539
What noise?
669
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,883
Scone?
670
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:05,957
[Tom chuckles]
671
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:05,957
Oh, no, she didn't.
672
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,540
Oh, hello, ladies.
673
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,753
Sorry to interrupt.
674
00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:13,462
Oh, it's a little dark--
675
00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:13,462
dark in here.
676
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,710
[clears throat]
677
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,540
Perhaps while Anne
678
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,540
enlightens your intellect,
679
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,753
I can enlighten the room.
680
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,632
[kids cheering]
681
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,917
[sparks]
682
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:25,209
[all]
683
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:25,209
Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull!
684
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,670
[sparks]
685
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,629
[mechanical bull bellows]
686
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,747
Whoa, he got terrible
687
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,747
in a hurry.
688
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:33,132
This is probably
689
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:33,132
why it's forbidden.
690
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,380
[bull bellowing]
691
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,787
He's getting away.
692
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,674
I got this.
693
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:46,752
[bull bellows]
694
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,332
[gasps]
695
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,332
I got him.
696
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,825
[all]
697
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,825
Oh, whoa!
698
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,535
[bull bellowing]
699
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:53,793
[yelling]
700
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:53,793
Tea, anyone?
701
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,674
What is going on out there?
702
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:57,249
It sounds like a stampede.
703
00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,831
It's not a stampede.
704
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,535
What do you think,
705
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,535
I live in a barn?
706
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:01,583
[giggles]
707
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:02,825
[bull bellowing]
708
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:05,665
[ladies shrieking]
709
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:16,038
Oh, was your book club meeting
710
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:16,038
today?
711
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,133
Are you okay?
712
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,996
Did they hurt you?
713
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,711
This is terrible.
714
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,540
Oh, I'm sorry,
715
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,540
where are my manners?
716
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,333
[chuckles]
717
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,333
Yes, and, Terry Bull,
718
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:33,035
these are the book club ladies.
719
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,633
I think we've seen enough.
720
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,497
Oh, no, no, no, no, please.
721
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,712
I can explain.
722
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,790
I have never seen these people
723
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,790
before in my life.
724
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,424
Ladies, let's go.
725
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:46,208
No, no, no, no, no.
726
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:46,208
Please, please don't go.
727
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,670
[stammering]
728
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,670
I have lady fingers.
729
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:50,879
And man feet.
730
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,667
[softly]
731
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,667
Not the time, Dad.
732
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:57,919
Hello, Harpers.
733
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,539
I heard your party
734
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,539
was a smash.
735
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,583
Buuuut...
736
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,075
You know what, Madison,
737
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,075
save your "buts."
738
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,745
If you have to have the better
739
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,745
garage, the better jacket,
740
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:11,252
or the better test score
741
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:11,252
to feel like a better person,
742
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:11,252
that's fine by us.
743
00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,211
Yeah,
744
00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,211
because if there's one thing
745
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:17,170
our mother's massive book club
746
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:17,170
disaster has taught us,
747
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:20,828
it's that if you care too much
748
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:20,828
about what other people think,
749
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,575
you'll do stuff
750
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,575
that'll get you in trouble.
751
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,825
Unless we're not in trouble.
752
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,875
Oh, we're in trouble.
753
00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:32,577
Well, I'm sure there's
754
00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:32,577
a lesson in there somewhere
755
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,745
for me as well,
756
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:37,752
buuuut I don't care.
757
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,830
[sighs]
758
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,830
I'm sorry, kids.
759
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,705
I guess I kind of
760
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:45,705
set a bad example.
761
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:49,080
But I think we all
762
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:49,080
learned something here today.
763
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:53,665
Yup. No good
764
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:53,665
comes from reading.
765
00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:55,539
[sparks]
766
00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:55,539
[bull bellows]
767
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:56,833
[Tom]
768
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:56,833
Oh, ah!
769
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,665
How do you stop
770
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,665
a mechanical bull from charging?
771
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:02,579
[phone]
772
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:02,579
Take away his credit card.
773
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:02,579
[laughs]
774
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,625
[bull bellows]
775
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,417
[Tom]
776
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,417
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
777
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,288
[bull bellows]
778
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:12,705
♪ Na na na na na na
779
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:12,705
na na na na na ♪
780
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,960
♪ Na na na na na na
781
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,960
na na na na na na ♪
782
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,960
[whistling]
783
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:25,580
♪ ♪
784
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:27,915
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
785
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,039
♪ Yeah, yeah,
786
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,039
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
787
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,173
♪ Yeah! ♪
788
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:32,578
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
789
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:32,578
yeah, yeah ♪
790
00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:35,535
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
791
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:36,583
♪ Yeah! ♪
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