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[upbeat music]
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No one's reading
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our blog, Mae.
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Not no one.
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We got four hits.
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Yeah, but two of them
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were me.
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There are still two more.
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Those were you.
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Look, we started writing
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for FuzzFeed
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to keep students informed.
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[phone dings]
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- Ooh, we got a fifth.
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Still you, Mae.
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But no one's going to read it
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if they don't know about it,
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so that is why I made
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this poster.
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- If kids won't read our blog,
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what makes you think
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they'll read our poster?
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Uh, the glitter.
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[yelps]
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Good morning, ladies.
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Nicky, what are you doing
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in the school store?
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I'm the new manager.
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Welcome to...
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Nicky's Get Schooly!
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You made us
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tear our poster.
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We're trying to get
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more readers for FuzzFeed.
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Yeah. Nobody read
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our last article.
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"Budget Cut Crisis: Head Janitor
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Now Also Lunch Lady."
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Spoiler alert,
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don't eat the mop bucket stew.
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Hopefully more people
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will read our next article.
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It's about school safety.
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Yeah. Disaster preparedness.
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Next week is the anniversary
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of the Avalanche of 1975.
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Is that the one that
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made Pigfoot?
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You guys talking about Pigfoot?
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Pigfoot's not real.
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It's just an urban legend.
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What's an urban legend?
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It's a rumor that's been told
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so many times,
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people start to believe
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it's true.
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Like if you
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swallow your gum,
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it will stay in your stomach
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for seven years.
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Or that you'll use math
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later in life.
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I don't know anything
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about gum or math,
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but you guys should really
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write about Pigfoot.
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Sorry, but we only write
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real news. The truth.
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Important stuff.
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That's why our motto is...
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Real news. The truth.
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Important stuff.
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Exactly.
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Like Pigfoot.
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We're not writing
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about Pigfoot.
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- I am so proud of my students.
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You two with the reporting,
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you with the store,
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and Ricky's
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keeping the halls safe.
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Keep up the good work.
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Principal Tarian,
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those are 50¢.
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- Hmm.
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What does 37¢ get me?
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About 13¢ away
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from a lollipop.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Yo, what are you doing?
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I'm writing you up
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for running in the halls.
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Come on, cut me some slack.
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The law cuts no slack.
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Take it up with the principal.
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[sighs]
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Ugh. Rough morning.
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This hall monitor
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needs a lollipop.
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Ooh, coffee and donut flavor.
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So I just talked
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to the principal,
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and he told me
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I should be more like you.
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Well, he's a smart man.
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So say hello
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to your new partner.
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What?
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Ooh. Littering.
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Going to have
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to write you up for that.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Na na na na na na
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na na na na na, hey! ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na
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na na na na na ♪
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[whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na na na na na-na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na-na, hey! ♪
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- ♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na na na na na-na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- ♪ Na, na-na ♪
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[upbeat music]
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Wow, that sash
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looks really good on you.
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Which he's not supposed to be
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wearing when he's off duty.
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Chicks really dig it.
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You know, there's a lot more
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to being hall monitor
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than impressing "chicks."
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Okay, well, you do
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whatever that stuff is,
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and I'll take care
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of the chick stuff.
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See, the perfect team.
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Good cop, good-looking cop.
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Oh! My sash!
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See, if you were wearing it,
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that wouldn't have happened.
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Oh, Tom, here's a coupon
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for your bubble bath.
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Oh, good, I'm out.
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Get the one
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in the teddy bear bottle.
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It's the most manly.
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[baby talk]
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Who wants a treat?
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[babbles]
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Wow, I don't think
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Squishy likes these anymore. He
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used to gobble them right up.
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Huh. Maybe they
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changed the recipe.
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Uh, no.
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It's the same recipe.
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That's so weird.
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Here. Let's see.
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What is going on, Anne?
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Why is he taking treats from you
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and not from me?
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Okay, Tom,
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this doesn't mean anything.
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He still loves you.
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Who said anything about him
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not loving me?
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Here you go, buddy.
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[growls]
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What did you
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say to him?
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Oh, man!
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What's wrong, honey?
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Did your wife turn your
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beloved pet against you too?
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Uh, no.
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Mae and I posted
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a new article,
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but it hasn't gotten
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any views yet.
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What's it about?
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School safety
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and the Great Avalanche of '75.
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Ooh, so it's about Pigfoot.
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It's not about Pigfoot!
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Half boy, half pig--
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it's scientifically impossible.
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But stranger things
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have happened.
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I can't believe that story
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is still around.
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I know. It's so ridiculous.
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Where did it even come from?
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[Tom]
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It happened just before your mom
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and I went to Edgewood.
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It was the '70s.
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The time of disco.
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[disco music]
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- People wore their pants
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flared,
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their shoes high,
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and their hair big.
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The only thing that mattered
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was the beat.
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- Just get to Pigfoot.
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[Tom]
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There was a student named Harry.
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His family were pig farmers.
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All Harry wanted to do
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was tend his pigs and dance.
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He loved disco music,
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but the principal wouldn't
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allow it in the school.
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So he told Harry to take a hike.
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Well, Harry took the principal
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literally and set off
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with his favorite pig Danny
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in search of a place
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where he could dance
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to his heart's content.
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But they got caught
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in the terrible avalanche.
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As they tumbled
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down the mountainside,
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they got squished together
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into one being:
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a boy with a pig nose,
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a curly tail, and one pig foot.
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Cursed to never dance again,
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Pigfoot lives a lonely life
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deep in the woods
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in a brick house
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where he's mighty mighty
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and letting it all hang out.
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So Pigfoot is real.
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No, he's not real.
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It's a legend.
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And it's obvious hogwash.
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[all laugh]
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- That was good.
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- Thank you.
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Oh, Anne.
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Don't be such a ham.
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Get it, 'cause ham's like
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another word for pig?
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- Oh, we get it.
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- Not your best stuff.
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[growls]
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[upbeat music]
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Our avalanche story
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got zero hits.
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What are we doing wrong?
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That poster had 4 pounds
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of glitter, Mae.
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No, the left foot
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is the pig foot.
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And he has a pig nose.
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And one of my dads says he
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breathes fire and farts lasers.
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I wish the school cared
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half as much about FuzzFeed
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as they do
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about that dumb pig boy.
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We got to think big, Mae.
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Our next poster, bedazzled.
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[gasps]
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We may even use felt.
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[gasps]
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So you like it?
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No, my asthma's acting up.
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That's better.
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That's a terrible idea!
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Listen, kids like Pigfoot.
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You want more readers,
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write about Pigfoot.
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I don't know, Nicky.
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We're honest reporters.
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Honesty doesn't pay the bills,
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honey.
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You got to give the people
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what they want.
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I sell a lot more candy
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than carrot sticks,
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you know what I mean?
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We're better than that.
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Yeah, but nobody knows
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we're better than that
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until they read our stuff.
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And to get them
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to read our stuff,
295
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maybe we need to write
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about Pigfoot.
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[gasps]
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Asthma?
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No, shock.
300
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We're not writing about Pigfoot.
301
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Look, if we can get
302
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some people to read FuzzFeed
303
00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:08,501
by making up a few crazy
304
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stories, is that so bad?
305
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What about our motto?
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Real news. The truth.
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Important stuff.
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Once we hook them,
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we'll go back to that motto.
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But until then,
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our new motto is:
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Less troof. More hoof.
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- How much hoof?
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[school bell rings]
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All right, come on, people,
316
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let's move it.
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I want these halls cleared.
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Get to class.
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All right,
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let's go over SWERG again.
321
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Stop.
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Write.
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Explain.
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Rip.
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Give. SWERG.
326
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You try it.
327
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Who needs SWERG
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when you got swag?
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Nobody's going to take you
330
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seriously with those sunglasses.
331
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Harper, no one is going
332
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to take you seriously...
333
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- Here it comes.
334
00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,168
- With that dirty sash.
335
00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:57,788
What is that? Soup?
336
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Pea.
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You peed on your sash?
338
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No. Pea soup.
339
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You ate in your sash?
340
00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:07,286
You know you're not supposed to
341
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wear it off-duty.
342
00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:10,333
[laughs]
343
00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:10,333
You said duty, sir.
344
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[chuckles]
345
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,535
I did, didn't I?
346
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Why can't you be more
347
00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,883
like your brother, huh?
348
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Clean sash, cool shades,
349
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sophisticated sense of humor.
350
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I salute you, Dicky.
351
00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:27,753
So what I took from that is,
352
00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:27,753
I'm your boss now.
353
00:09:27,792 --> 00:09:31,042
You're not my boss!
354
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Watch this.
355
00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:34,503
I'm about to get my SWERG on.
356
00:09:34,542 --> 00:09:37,332
Stop! Do you have a hall pass?
357
00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,165
I don't know.
358
00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,165
Do you have a wedgie?
359
00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:40,788
'Cause that can be arranged.
360
00:09:40,834 --> 00:09:43,884
Okay. Just take this
361
00:09:40,834 --> 00:09:43,884
to the principal.
362
00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:52,710
Oh, Kedj, buddy, I get it.
363
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,380
Nobody understands how annoying
364
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,380
Sergeant Sweater-Vest can be
365
00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:56,787
more than me.
366
00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:59,834
But he kind of has a point
367
00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:59,834
about the hall pass thing.
368
00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,415
And we do have you on video
369
00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,415
giving wedgies.
370
00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,078
[muffled]
371
00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,078
You have video?
372
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:07,705
Tons. But listen, if you go
373
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:07,705
to the principal for this,
374
00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,880
I'll make the wedgie thing
375
00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,880
go away. Deal?
376
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,333
Deal.
377
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,213
We don't have any video.
378
00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,830
Well, it worked.
379
00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,665
Yes, but we can't lie
380
00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,665
like that.
381
00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:27,039
Hall monitors need to hold
382
00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:27,039
themselves to a higher standard.
383
00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,883
Look, Ricky, sometimes
384
00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,883
you have to break the rules
385
00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:32,377
to enforce the rules.
386
00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:33,917
Just try these on.
387
00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:35,459
No, thanks.
388
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:39,750
In my office, now.
389
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:43,582
Nice job, Dicky.
390
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:43,582
You're his boss now.
391
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:47,625
So you want to SWERG
392
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:47,625
or you want to swag?
393
00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,917
Oh, I'll swag.
394
00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:51,709
But I am not happy about it.
395
00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,708
- [sighs]
396
00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,708
- Those are upside down.
397
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,130
There's still some things
398
00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,130
I'm going to do my way.
399
00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:58,956
[upbeat music]
400
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,880
Okay, buddy, here we go.
401
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,880
Ha ha!
402
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:06,077
- Squeaky toy?
403
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:06,077
[toy squeaks]
404
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:09,035
Non-squeaky toy?
405
00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,253
- Okay, Tom,
406
00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,253
I fixed the transmission.
407
00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,791
What are you doing?
408
00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:16,084
I am trying to fix
409
00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:16,084
my relationship with Squishy.
410
00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:16,084
Money?
411
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:17,285
Hey, that's my wallet.
412
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,083
What is happening?
413
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:22,915
Squishy used to be
414
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:22,915
man's best friend, and now
415
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:22,915
he's Anne's best friend.
416
00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:25,629
Oh, I don't think that's it.
417
00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:25,629
[laughs]
418
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,877
No, maybe it is.
419
00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,877
Our squishues started
420
00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,877
after we took him to the vet
421
00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:32,497
and they put him
422
00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:32,497
in the cone of shame.
423
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,832
[growls]
424
00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,455
[barks]
425
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,580
Hey, maybe you're right.
426
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,955
Maybe? I am right. And it's your
427
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,955
fault. You're the one who made
428
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,955
me take him to the vet.
429
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,670
What? He had a hot spot.
430
00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:47,579
Yeah, well,
431
00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:47,579
now he has a cold spot. In his
432
00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:47,579
heart. For me.
433
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:51,165
Squishy, I am going
434
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:51,165
to make it up to you. I am going
435
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:51,165
to shame myself until you
436
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:51,165
forgive me.
437
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,538
[sighs]
438
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,538
Tom, that is crazy.
439
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:57,133
You're right.
440
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:57,133
I'm going to need a bigger cone.
441
00:11:57,166 --> 00:12:00,126
[upbeat music]
442
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,246
♪ ♪
443
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,251
[phone dings]
444
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:04,961
400 hits, Mae!
445
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:04,961
Our plan worked!
446
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,630
Great. Now can we go back
447
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,630
to writing the real news?
448
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,877
Absolutely. We've written
449
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,877
our last fake story.
450
00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,997
Say good-bye to Pigfoot.
451
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:15,961
Get your Pigfoot products here.
452
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:15,961
Only at Nicky's Get Piggy!
453
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,580
We've got orange and green
454
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,580
Pigfoot sticks.
455
00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,535
Those are just carrots
456
00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,535
and celery.
457
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,253
Yeah, but I wrote "Pigfoot"
458
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,253
on the label,
459
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,751
and now everyone
460
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,751
wants to buy them.
461
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,882
So keep those Pigfoot articles
462
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,882
coming.
463
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,327
It's great for business.
464
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,825
Awesome article.
465
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,955
I can't believe there was
466
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,955
an actual Pigfoot sighting.
467
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,250
Can't wait to read
468
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,250
more about Pigfoot.
469
00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:34,881
Actually, our next article is
470
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,787
about the dangers
471
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,787
of the playground.
472
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,634
It's called
473
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,634
"Splinters on the See-Saw:
474
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:41,127
"Why Recess Is
475
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:41,127
a Pain in the Butt."
476
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:44,746
Eh, I'm not going
477
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:44,746
to read that.
478
00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,582
Tell us when you
479
00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:47,582
write about Pigfoot.
480
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,875
We'll have
481
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,875
another Pigfoot post tomorrow.
482
00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:50,917
We will?
483
00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:52,499
We just got
484
00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:52,499
some new information.
485
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:53,672
We did?
486
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,459
- Ooh, what is it?
487
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,459
- Did you interview him?
488
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,380
- Did you get him on video?
489
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,380
- Did you touch his pig foot?
490
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:02,707
Yes, yes, and you'll just
491
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:02,707
have to log on to find out.
492
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:07,330
Oh, I will.
493
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:07,330
I bet she touched the foot!
494
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:08,785
A videotaped interview?
495
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:11,084
What happened to us saying
496
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:11,084
good-bye to Pigfoot?
497
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,625
We did say good-bye.
498
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,287
But you know how sometimes
499
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:15,287
your mom invites that one friend
500
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,793
over for dinner, and you really
501
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,793
don't want him to be there?
502
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,884
- But then 400 people--
503
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,884
[ding]
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00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:24,957
407 people want him to stay?
505
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,420
Who are we
506
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,420
to tell those people no?
507
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:31,328
We finally have readers, Mae.
508
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:31,328
We can't lose them now.
509
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,955
Well, you lost me.
510
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,955
I quit.
511
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,576
[upbeat music]
512
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:44,375
Brenner, tuck in that shirt.
513
00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:46,957
Johanssen, no eating
514
00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:46,957
in the hall.
515
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,500
All right, Lanny, you ready
516
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,500
to admit you're the litterbug?
517
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:53,672
[Lanny]
518
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:53,672
I'm not the litterbug.
519
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:53,672
I'm the gum chewer!
520
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,919
Then who's
521
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,919
the litterbug?
522
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,629
I don't know.
523
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,327
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
524
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,375
Are you putting students
525
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,375
in lockers?
526
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:03,377
No.
527
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:04,747
Principal Tarian,
528
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:07,632
we both know sometimes
529
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:07,632
you have to break the rules
530
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:08,997
to enforce the rules.
531
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:11,961
No, you do not.
532
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:11,961
You are a hall monitor.
533
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,290
You need to hold yourself
534
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,290
to a higher standard.
535
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,293
This is a clear abuse
536
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,293
of your duty.
537
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,003
[both]
538
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,003
Ha ha, you said "duty."
539
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,791
It is not funny this time.
540
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:23,714
You're both fired.
541
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:23,714
Turn in your sashes.
542
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:31,383
Aw, I guess
543
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:31,383
we should have SWERGed.
544
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:32,997
Oh, well.
545
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:32,997
You live, you learn.
546
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,789
Welcome to FuzzFeed.
547
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,084
So, Mr. Foot...
548
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,245
[altered voice]
549
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,245
Please, call me Pig.
550
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:46,331
May I touch your hoof?
551
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:48,535
So what's the first thing
552
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:48,535
you're going to do
553
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,083
when you come back to Edgewood?
554
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,785
Well, you know,
555
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,785
I want to boogie down
556
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:54,214
and get my revenge
557
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:54,214
on the principal.
558
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,790
But if there's one thing I love
559
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,790
more than disco and revenge,
560
00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:00,794
it's the bargains
561
00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:00,794
at Nicky's Get Piggy!
562
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:05,825
Our video is crushing it.
563
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:05,825
FuzzFeed is blowing up.
564
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:09,825
What did I tell you?
565
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:09,825
The pig is big, baby! Big!
566
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,995
Look!
567
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,995
There's our favorite reporter!
568
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,791
[all cheering]
569
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:17,174
Is Pigfoot really coming back
570
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:17,174
to get revenge on the principal?
571
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,458
Does he eat bacon?
572
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,210
When he orders a BLT
573
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,210
does he ask for a Me-L-T?
574
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,880
Don't worry. All your questions
575
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,880
will be answered.
576
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,577
Just keep checking FuzzFeed.
577
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,165
Wait!
578
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,165
But how did you find him?
579
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:32,498
A real reporter never reveals
580
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:32,498
her secrets.
581
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,962
You got a bright future, kid.
582
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,500
A real reporter?
583
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,922
So a real reporter dresses
584
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,922
her brother up like a pig
585
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:45,789
and makes up a bunch of lies?
586
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:49,214
Well, you know what feels
587
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:49,214
better than the truth?
588
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,250
Nice job, Dawn.
589
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,791
That.
590
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,884
I don't even know that guy.
591
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:58,877
And I don't even
592
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:58,877
know you anymore.
593
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,497
It's all your fault.
594
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,212
We only got kicked off the force
595
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,212
because we did things your way.
596
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,460
Well, at least
597
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,460
we got to hang out together.
598
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:12,793
We're hanging from the lockers
599
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:12,793
by our underwear.
600
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,834
Together.
601
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,625
So what do you make
602
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,625
of this Pigfoot business?
603
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,627
Pigfoot's not real.
604
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,827
Of course Pigfoot's not real!
605
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,075
But just in case he is,
606
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:24,915
I do not want that thing
607
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:24,915
in my hallways.
608
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:28,289
You're re-hired.
609
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:28,289
Find him, get rid of him.
610
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,793
Or your sashes are mine.
611
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:31,464
[both]
612
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:31,464
Yes, sir!
613
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,996
We're back.
614
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:42,001
Oh, yeah. How are we
615
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:42,001
going to get down?
616
00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:43,961
I don't know.
617
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,420
[upbeat music]
618
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,628
Come on,
619
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,628
what's next for Pigfoot?
620
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:52,497
You've always had good ideas.
621
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:52,497
You can do this by yourself.
622
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:53,962
You don't need Mae.
623
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,290
So you're really going
624
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,290
to keep this going?
625
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,003
- Of course
626
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,003
she's going to keep it going.
627
00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:00,631
The pig is big, baby! Big!
628
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,877
And it's time to make it bigger.
629
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:05,917
No. It's time for Dawn
630
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:05,917
to finally tell the truth.
631
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,329
Don't listen to her.
632
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:08,329
Give the people what they want.
633
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,665
Don't listen to him.
634
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:10,749
He just wants you
635
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:10,749
to keep lying,
636
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,172
so he can sell more stuff.
637
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,168
- Pigfoot!
638
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,168
- Truth!
639
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,168
- Pigfoot!
640
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,168
- Truth!
641
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,168
- Pigfoot!
642
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,168
- Truth!
643
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:19,288
- Pigfoot!
644
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:19,288
[muffled shouting]
645
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:22,213
I know what I need to do.
646
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,750
- Don't worry, Squish.
647
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:27,252
As soon as Daddy's done putting
648
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:27,252
this cereal away, we can--
649
00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:44,377
Well, I think
650
00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:44,377
Daddy's done with chores.
651
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,207
So you want to go for a walk?
652
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,207
What do you say?
653
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,460
[growls]
654
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,420
Why are you growling?
655
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,420
I'm wearing the cone.
656
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,208
I thought we were buddies again.
657
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:55,790
You know what, fine.
658
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:55,790
I'm taking this thing off.
659
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,834
Okay, Tom,
660
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,834
I went to six different stores,
661
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,375
but I finally found
662
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,375
your bubble bath.
663
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:01,377
Wow.
664
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,787
- He--
665
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,787
- I don't care.
666
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,504
They were out
667
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,504
of the no tears formula,
668
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,792
so just be really careful
669
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,334
about getting your bubble beard
670
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,334
in your eyes.
671
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,035
Oh.
672
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,035
Thanks, Anne.
673
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,543
I figured it was best
674
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,543
to stay home
675
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:16,333
ever since I got that ticket
676
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:16,333
for driving with a cone on.
677
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,205
[barking]
678
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,380
Oh.
679
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,380
Wait a minute.
680
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:24,377
I ran out of bubble bath
681
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:24,377
at the same time we started
682
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:24,377
having problems.
683
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:25,917
[barks]
684
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:27,289
That's it!
685
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,583
It wasn't the cone at all,
686
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,583
was it, boy?
687
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,415
[barks]
688
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,328
You missed our bubble baths,
689
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,328
didn't you, buddy?
690
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,415
[barks]
691
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,788
Woof! Woof!
692
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:40,424
[upbeat music]
693
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,578
Nicky, I need your help.
694
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,035
- What's up?
695
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,035
- Hang these up.
696
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,753
I'm going to go give everybody
697
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,753
what they want.
698
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:47,082
Pigfoot. In the flesh.
699
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,375
Happy to help.
700
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:53,327
This is a trick I know, sis.
701
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,165
So, if Pigfoot shows up,
702
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,165
you ready?
703
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:58,708
He's not real, so yeah.
704
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:58,708
I'm all set.
705
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,330
Psst!
706
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:04,415
It's me, the principal.
707
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:08,788
Look, I'm sure this Pigfoot
708
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:08,788
stuff is all a hoax.
709
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,214
But Dawn did print it
710
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,214
in FuzzFeed,
711
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,380
and we all know
712
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,380
she always writes the truth.
713
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,787
So I'm relying on you two
714
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,787
and this mustache to protect me.
715
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,464
Hey, Principal Tarian.
716
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,420
It's down to you two.
717
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:22,828
Hello, hello.
718
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,785
Thank you all for coming
719
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,785
and for reading my articles.
720
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,174
We want Pigfoot.
721
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,538
[all yelling]
722
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,423
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
723
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,423
Classmates.
724
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,748
Who better to answer
725
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,748
all your Pigfoot questions
726
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,632
than Pigfoot himself?
727
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,417
[all]
728
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,417
Pigfoot! Pigfoot! Pigfoot!
729
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,418
Pigfoot! Pigfoot! Pigfoot!
730
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,748
[cheering]
731
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:49,418
Can you pig it?
732
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,878
[all]
733
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,878
Yeah!
734
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,787
Nicky, what are you doing here?
735
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,384
You said you needed my help.
736
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:56,537
We're giving the school Pigfoot.
737
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:59,043
I just wanted you
738
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:59,043
to hang up the posters.
739
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:03,633
Oh.
740
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:03,633
Well, you live, you learn.
741
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,577
[snorts and grunts]
742
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:07,785
We got him!
743
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,504
He's real!
744
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,504
He's totally real!
745
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,752
I can't believe he's real!
746
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,712
I knew he wasn't real.
747
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,750
So he's a fake?
748
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:19,542
So these are
749
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:19,542
just regular carrots?
750
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,713
Yeah.
751
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,713
Dawn made the whole thing up.
752
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:25,790
[all]
753
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:25,790
Boo!
754
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,504
Sorry, Dawn.
755
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:30,882
No, Mae, you're right.
756
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:33,167
The Pigfoot that you all
757
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:33,167
believed in,
758
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:36,578
the Pigfoot that I helped you
759
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:36,578
believe in, is a lie.
760
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,875
FuzzFeed promised you
761
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,875
real news.
762
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:42,207
The truth.
763
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:42,207
Important stuff.
764
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,170
But I broke that promise.
765
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:47,748
So, to make up for it,
766
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:47,748
I spent all night doing research
767
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,042
and found the real Pigfoot.
768
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,503
[all murmuring]
769
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:56,542
Hello, everybody.
770
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:56,542
My name is Harry Kawalsky.
771
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,673
And as you can see,
772
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,673
I have two normal feet.
773
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:00,709
And I'm not a pig.
774
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,790
[all]
775
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,790
Boo!
776
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:07,254
- It may not be what you want
777
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:07,254
to hear, but it's the truth.
778
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,081
Harry's family moved away
779
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,081
from their pig farm
780
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,625
the day of the avalanche,
781
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,327
so everyone just assumed
782
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,327
he got caught in it
783
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,325
and fused together with his pig.
784
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:17,665
It's an honest mistake.
785
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,789
So there really is
786
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,789
no Pigfoot.
787
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,544
[all]
788
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,544
Aw.
789
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,543
But the dancing part is true.
790
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,383
Now, who wants to learn
791
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,383
to disco dance?
792
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,707
[all]
793
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,707
Yeah!
794
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,710
[disco music]
795
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,580
- Five, six, seven.
796
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,955
♪ ♪
797
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,670
I'm sorry I got carried away.
798
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,670
Be my partner again?
799
00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:41,289
Of course. Great work
800
00:21:38,709 --> 00:21:41,289
finding the true Pigfoot.
801
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,713
Now that's real reporting.
802
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,790
[Ricky]
803
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,790
No dancing in the halls!
804
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,754
No dancing.
805
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,754
No dancing.
806
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:58,712
♪ ♪
807
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,538
♪ Na na na na na na
808
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,538
na na na na na ♪
809
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,833
♪ Na na na na na na
810
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,833
na na na na na na ♪
811
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,825
[whistling]
812
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:25,455
♪ ♪
813
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,790
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
814
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:29,924
♪ Yeah, yeah,
815
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:29,924
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
816
00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:31,039
♪ Yeah! ♪
817
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,463
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
818
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,463
yeah, yeah ♪
819
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,420
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
820
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,458
♪ Yeah! ♪
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