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- Yes!
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Winter break has
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officially begun!
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Goodbye, backpack.
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Hello, couch back.
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- This is the last time
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you'll see me in pants
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'til New Year's.
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- And of course,
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what would the holidays be
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without daring Dicky
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to lick the frozen mailbox?
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- [muffled]
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So uncool, guys.
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- Okay, fun time's over.
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Let's talk
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gift-snooping strategy.
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So...
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Where do you think Mom and Dad
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hid the presents this year?
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- [muffled] Attic.
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- What?
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- [muffled] Attic!
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- Wait a minute.
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What about the attic?
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- Ricky, you're a genius.
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- [muffled] That's what I
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said!
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- I hope Mom and Dad
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got us a Maxbox.
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- I know; last year's gaming
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system is so two years ago.
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All: Ooh.
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- Jackpot.
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All right, Nicky...
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Work your magic.
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- Socks.
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Picture frame.
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[sniffs]
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Personalized mugs.
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- What?
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- What are we, teachers?
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- Guys, my snooping senses
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are tingling.
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All: Yeah?
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- There's no Maxbox here.
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- If there's no Maxbox,
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what's the point
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of having Christmas at all?
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[bells jingling]
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- No, no, no.
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I see four children
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who just made the naughty
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list.
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All: Santa?
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- We're sorry.
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We just really wanted a
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Maxbox.
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All: Dad?
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- Yeah, just trying on
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the old suit.
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Can't let the kids
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at the store down.
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They look forward to it
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every year.
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Everybody loves Santa.
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He's jolly and fun!
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[all agreeing]
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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By the way,
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you're all in a lot of
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trouble.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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[rhythmic clapping]
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- [whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,
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na-na ♪
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- ♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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[bells jingling]
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- I can't believe you kids
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were snooping for presents.
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- I can't believe this is
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the first year you've caught us.
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- You're ruining
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the magic of Christmas
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and breaking Santa's heart.
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- Honestly, I don't even know
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how to punish you for this.
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- You should probably
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take away some of our
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presents.
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- Like the personalized mugs.
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- That'll teach us.
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- Okay, look,
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we're really sorry we snooped,
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but isn't not getting a Maxbox
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punishment enough?
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- Don't worry.
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The real Santa
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will bring us one.
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- With your
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gimme-gimme-gimme attitude,
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that would be
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a Christmas miracle.
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- You know what else
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would be a Christmas miracle?
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- If you sounded
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a little less jolly
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while you punish the children.
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- Okay, well, your Mom's
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gonna take all the fun
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out of this for me.
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But you guys have to learn
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the value of a dollar.
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Your mother and I work hard
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to get those gifts,
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and all you care about
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is what you're not getting.
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- Your father's right.
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And I think that
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is the perfect punishment.
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The four of you are gonna
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spend your winter break
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working at the store.
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All: What?
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- Great, now I have
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to wear pants.
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- Sorry, kids,
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but you just joined the ranks
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of the working class.
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Merry Christmas!
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[all groan]
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- Okay, bright side.
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Mom and Dad
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are gonna pay us,
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so maybe we can make
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enough money as a group
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to buy our own Maxbox.
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- Whew.
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All: Nicky!
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- What?
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I'm not on the clock yet.
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- Dude, you look ridiculous
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in that outfit.
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- Dude, you're wearing
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the same thing.
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- Yeah, but you look
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ridiculous in it.
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- Oh, looking good,
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Santa's little Harpers.
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- See how cute they are?
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Ooh, I just love Christmas
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so much!
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I'm so excited I get to spend
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the holidays with you guys.
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I used to come here
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when I was your age...
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♪ And now
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I get to work here ♪
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- I love your Christmas spirit,
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Josie.
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You kids could learn
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something from her.
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- They already have.
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Show your Mom what you're
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gonna say to the customers.
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Both: Drop your kids
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with us to play!
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Both: While you shop
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for the holiday!
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- Ooh, I need an elfie.
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[camera clicks]
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- Ho-ho-ho-ho.
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Well, merry Christmas,
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little Timothy.
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And don't forget
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your Christmas cookies.
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["Joy To The World" playing]
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♪ ♪
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- Make way for Mrs. Claus
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coming through
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with reindeer cookies.
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I just checked
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on our little elves, Tom.
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This is so good for them.
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They're learning
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what hard work is all about.
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- Well, they don't
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have to look far
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to find a great role model.
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- Oh, thanks, honey.
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I am working really hard
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cranking out these cookies.
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- I was talking about me.
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I'm the hardest-working man
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in "snow" business.
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- Please, do you know
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how hard it is
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to crank out all these
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cookies?
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And children love
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reindeer cookies.
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[kids cheering]
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- Do you know
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what they love more
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than cookies
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shaped like reindeer?
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Real-life reindeer.
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Come here, Rudolph.
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Come here, little guy.
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Come on.
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
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- Aww.
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- They should call you
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"shameless" Claus.
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- No-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
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- And every kid
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gets a yellow vest
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so we don't lose anybody.
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Our number one priority
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is keeping them safe.
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- Then you might want
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to keep them away from Dicky.
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- Don't pick your nose.
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Have some class.
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Let Dicky teach you
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how to do a snot rocket.
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- Ho, ha, no!
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Let's put you up front
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at check-in and pick-up.
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[sighs]
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All right, you guys
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are good to go.
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I'm gonna go
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spread Christmas cheer.
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- Um, with that old thing?
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- It'll get me
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through the holidays.
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♪ We wish you
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a merry Christmas ♪
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♪ We wish you
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a merry Christmas ♪
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♪ We wish you
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a merry Christmas ♪
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[strings twang]
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♪ I'm gonna go get more tape ♪
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- Okay.
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So...you elves ready
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to get working?
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- Yeah, we're gonna have
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our Maxbox in no time.
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- And all we have to do
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is play with kids.
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I love children.
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[grunts]
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[all shouting in pain]
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- Longest...day...
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...of my life.
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- Work...is such hard work.
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- I hate children.
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- We are very proud
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of how hard you worked today.
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- Now, for the best part...
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- Quads be gettin' paid!
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- Cash money!
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- Hello, Maxbox.
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- $10 each?
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Okay, that's it?
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- Good-bye, Maxbox.
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- Now you're starting
280
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to understand the value of...
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Cash money!
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- [chuckles]
283
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- Can you believe this?
284
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- Yeah, it's terrible.
285
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- Um, Dicky...
286
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Whatcha got there?
287
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- Parents gave me money
288
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when they picked up their
289
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kids.
290
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- Oh, that's great. We
291
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got tips!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
293
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We didn't get tips.
294
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Dicky got tips.
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- For our work!
296
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- And we agreed to pool our
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money to buy a Maxbox
298
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together.
299
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- That's almost enough money
300
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to buy your own Maxbox.
301
00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:40,212
- Ooh.
302
00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:43,170
I was gonna buy
303
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some sweet foot rides.
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That's what Dicky
305
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calls shoes now.
306
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But...
307
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I do like the sound
308
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of my own Maxbox.
309
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All: What?
310
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- You can't buy your own
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Maxbox.
312
00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,788
- Why not?
313
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President George Jefferson
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says I can.
315
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- Grr!
316
00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:05,922
- I want to
317
00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:05,922
pa-rum-pa-pum-pummel him!
318
00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,749
- Okay, easy there,
319
00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,749
little drummer boy.
320
00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:09,462
- That's our money too!
321
00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,000
- Don't worry, guys.
322
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Look, tomorrow,
323
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all we have to do
324
00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,625
is trick Dicky
325
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out of his greeter job,
326
00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:17,417
and then we get all the tips.
327
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- Whew.
328
00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,330
Both: Nicky!
329
00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,875
- What, you've never seen
330
00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,875
an angry elf
331
00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:25,787
in his underwear before?
332
00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,670
Ooh, yeah.
333
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,670
All: Santa, come back!
334
00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:36,169
- Ho-ho-hold on, there, kids.
335
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,998
Santa had a little too much milk
336
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,998
with his cookies,
337
00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:42,461
and now he needs
338
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to go-go-go!
339
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,833
I don't really need to go.
340
00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,625
Santa just needs
341
00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,625
a little "me" time.
342
00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,167
- I could use some "me" time.
343
00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,378
I haven't had a break in
344
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hours.
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- [chuckling]
346
00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,955
- What's so funny?
347
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,750
- Nothing, it's just,
348
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,750
you know...
349
00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:59,172
A break, from making cookies.
350
00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,828
You're just following a
351
00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,828
recipe,
352
00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,828
right?
353
00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,325
- Just following a recipe?
354
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,625
Ha!
355
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,077
Being Santa is a vacation
356
00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,325
compared to getting thousands
357
00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,325
of cookies out on time.
358
00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:11,325
- Oh, I think being Santa's
359
00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:11,325
a little harder than baking.
360
00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,285
Every kid is a new challenge.
361
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:17,833
I've got to fill each of them
362
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:17,833
with the Christmas spirit.
363
00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:21,825
There's no recipe for that,
364
00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:21,825
Anne.
365
00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,415
- You say, "ho-ho-ho,"
366
00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:25,078
and take credit for my cookies
367
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,495
while sitting on that
368
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,495
big, fat Santa butt.
369
00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:30,542
- Okay, let's leave
370
00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:30,542
my merry-maker out of this.
371
00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:31,963
But in the spirit
372
00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:31,963
of the season,
373
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I'm gonna give you
374
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a little gift.
375
00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,825
I'll bake your little cookies,
376
00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:37,705
and you can try being Santa.
377
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:38,750
Here.
378
00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:39,832
- Deal.
379
00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,165
Now, hand over the beard.
380
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,628
And you can keep the Santa-tude.
381
00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:47,247
- Ooh, Mrs. Claus has claws.
382
00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:48,791
Rawr.
383
00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,790
- Dolla-dolla bills, y'all.
384
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,040
- Okay, time for operation...
385
00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,583
Tricky Dicky.
386
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:02,995
Hey, can I talk to you
387
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:02,995
for a sec?
388
00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:04,381
- Don't bother.
389
00:11:04,417 --> 00:11:07,127
You're not gonna trick me
390
00:11:04,417 --> 00:11:07,127
into leaving my post.
391
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,746
- Oh, you're right.
392
00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,542
You know,
393
00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,542
you're too smart for that.
394
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:11,923
[gasps]
395
00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,789
Ooh, look, a really cute girl
396
00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,789
over there.
397
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,834
- Ooh, Dicky likey!
398
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,325
- It's almost too easy.
399
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,915
I'll take first shift.
400
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,709
- Uh, no.
401
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,960
I'll take first shift.
402
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000
- [laughs]
403
00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:26,831
No.
404
00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:28,125
I'm the one who tricked him.
405
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,246
I'll take first shift.
406
00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:32,251
- There's a simple way
407
00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:32,251
to settle this.
408
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,131
Whoever calls dibs.
409
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,131
Dibs!
410
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,496
- Really?
411
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,496
I was the one who got him.
412
00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,422
[all shouting]
413
00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:39,578
- ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
414
00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:41,495
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
415
00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:44,672
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
416
00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:47,079
♪ Now I cannot play,
417
00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:47,079
ha-ha-ha ♪
418
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,075
Just...
419
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,745
[laughs]
420
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,040
- Stop.
421
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,583
Stop!
422
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,705
It's not like any of us
423
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,705
are gonna pull a Dicky--
424
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,630
pocket the money
425
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,630
and buy our own Maxbox.
426
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,917
- Yeah, we trust each other,
427
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,917
right?
428
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:05,499
- After all, it is Christmas.
429
00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:09,167
-All: Every quad for themselves!
430
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,828
[all clamoring]
431
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,580
- Call me.
432
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,626
She already memorized
433
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,626
my number.
434
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,918
Okay, you guys can clear out.
435
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,129
I'm back.
436
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,126
- You leave it, you lose it.
437
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,326
- No.
438
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,495
- Okay, I got here first!
439
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:38,792
[all shouting]
440
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,080
[shouting continues]
441
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:43,375
- Guys, stop!
442
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,247
Fighting's getting us nowhere.
443
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,831
Okay, there are four kids
444
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,831
left.
445
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,875
How about we each take one
446
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,875
and keep the tip?
447
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:52,287
- Um...there are only
448
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:52,287
three kids left.
449
00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,792
- Well, where'd that
450
00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,792
Frankie kid go?
451
00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:01,212
- That little meatball
452
00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:01,212
must have rolled away!
453
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,497
- This is not good.
454
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,542
If anybody finds out
455
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,542
we lost a kid, we'll get
456
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,542
fired,
457
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,383
and none of us
458
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,383
will get a Maxbox.
459
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,003
- Okay, emergency quaddle.
460
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,251
Okay, Dicky, Ricky,
461
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,251
you find Frankie.
462
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,421
Nicky and I will stay here
463
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,421
and watch the kids, all right?
464
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,208
Break!
465
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,040
Oh, hey, kids.
466
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:23,583
So what do you guys
467
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:23,583
like to do for fun?
468
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,785
- Watch the elf boy dance.
469
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:27,084
- Ow!
470
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,745
- Okay.
471
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:31,209
Keep on dancing!
472
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:33,794
- Okay.
473
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,174
Who's next?
474
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:36,328
[gasps]
475
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,495
Well, hello, cute little girl.
476
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,752
What would you like
477
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,752
for Christmas this year?
478
00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,042
- A slingshot!
479
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,503
- Oh, a--
480
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:47,462
can you think of a safer toy?
481
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,080
- You sound like my Mom.
482
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,285
- Oh, really?
483
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,753
Well...
484
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,422
No cookies for you.
485
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,878
- [screams]
486
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:57,327
["Joy to the world" playing]
487
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,955
[screaming]
488
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,420
- Okay, step one...
489
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:02,828
[chuckles]
490
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,825
Pre-heat oven to 350.
491
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,285
Ooh, it sounds exhausting.
492
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,043
[chuckles]
493
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,673
Well, if you can't
494
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,673
stand the heat...
495
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,750
[screams]
496
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,382
Get me out of the kitchen!
497
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:18,247
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
498
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,081
Gah!
499
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,455
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
500
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,960
Minor setback.
501
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,210
There.
502
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,790
I can still read...
503
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,884
Some of it.
504
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:31,957
Okay, uh...
505
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,380
Is that "baking soda"
506
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,380
or "bake with soda"?
507
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,667
Probably soda.
508
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,667
Everybody loves soda.
509
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,375
- [grunting]
510
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,917
- Oh, no.
511
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,459
Frankie's Mom
512
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,459
is headed this way.
513
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,960
Oh, here.
514
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,207
Hey, Mrs. Cupertino.
515
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,630
How's the shopping going?
516
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,577
- Good, I've just come to check
517
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,577
on my little Frankie.
518
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,415
- Oh, he's great!
519
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,998
Oh, look at him over there,
520
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,881
playing like little kids do.
521
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:11,464
- Easy there, cowboy Billy .
522
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,000
- So just keep shopping.
523
00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,081
Frankie's fine.
524
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,785
Oh, look, camping stuff!
525
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,210
- No, no, I just don't think
526
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,210
you realize
527
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:24,420
what a huge responsibility
528
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:24,420
a real pony is.
529
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,958
Okay, okay, you know
530
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,958
what will make you feel
531
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,958
better?
532
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Some cookies.
533
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,083
Ugh.
534
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,075
[muttering]
535
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,035
[pounding]
536
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,753
Aw, come on!
537
00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:41,962
♪ All ye faithful ♪
538
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,130
♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪
539
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,626
[pounding]
540
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,997
- There he is.
541
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,002
- Boys, stop right there!
542
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,458
- Dad?
543
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,670
- No, no, it's Mom.
544
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,209
And I am losing it up here.
545
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,460
It's a really tough crowd,
546
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,670
and I need more cookies.
547
00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:58,829
- No problem.
548
00:15:58,875 --> 00:15:59,785
We're headed in the kitchen
549
00:15:58,875 --> 00:15:59,785
anyway.
550
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,294
- No, there's no time!
551
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,673
I have an emergency stash
552
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,673
in the storeroom.
553
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:03,579
Okay, it's just that way.
554
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:04,495
- But--
555
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,002
- Just go!
556
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,961
♪ Oh, Christmas tree ♪
557
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,420
♪ Oh, Christmas tree ♪
558
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:12,328
♪ How lovely are your... ♪
559
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,165
- Oh, no, he's headed
560
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,165
for the kitchen.
561
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,918
Hold down the fort!
562
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,419
- I'm tied to the fort!
563
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,498
- Okay.
564
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:22,422
No, no.
565
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,418
No!
566
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,498
[muttering]
567
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,082
[groans]
568
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,037
[groans]
569
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:43,964
- Dawn.
570
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:43,964
- Huh!
571
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,040
- What are you doing?
572
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,040
- Nothing.
573
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,583
- Good, I need your help.
574
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:47,745
But don't tell your mother.
575
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,292
Can you make anything out
576
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,292
on this card?
577
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:50,673
- Uh...
578
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,329
It says here you have to...
579
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:56,828
Sing.
580
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:59,875
Sing Christmas Carols...
581
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:00,957
To the cookies
582
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:00,957
while baking them.
583
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,880
- Really?
584
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,457
- Yep, alone.
585
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,250
- I'm not singing
586
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,250
to the cookies.
587
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,631
♪ Hark how the bells,
588
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,631
sweet silver bells ♪
589
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:13,997
♪ All seem to say
590
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:13,997
throw cares away ♪
591
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,671
♪ Christmas is here,
592
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,671
bringing the cheer ♪
593
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,539
♪ To young and old,
594
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,539
meek and the bold ♪
595
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,253
- ♪ Ding dong ding dong,
596
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,253
that is their song ♪
597
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:20,831
♪ With joyful ring,
598
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:20,831
all caroling ♪
599
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,535
♪ One seems to hear
600
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,535
words of good cheer ♪
601
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,003
♪ From everywhere,
602
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,003
filling the air ♪
603
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,001
♪ Oh, how they pound,
604
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,001
raising the sound ♪
605
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,631
♪ O'er hill and dale,
606
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,631
telling their tale ♪
607
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,497
♪ Gaily they ring,
608
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,497
while people sing ♪
609
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:30,882
♪ Songs of good cheer,
610
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:30,882
Christmas is here ♪
611
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,827
♪ Merry merry merry
612
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,827
merry Christmas ♪
613
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,285
♪ Merry merry merry
614
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,285
merry Christmas ♪
615
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,582
- So, Toby, what do you want
616
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,582
for Christmas?
617
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,165
- To give Santa a present.
618
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,208
- Oh!
619
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,630
Oh, that is so sweet.
620
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,127
And what do you have for
621
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,127
Santa?
622
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,286
- [grunts]
623
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,713
Don't look at me, Santa!
624
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:50,670
- Oh.
625
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:51,669
Oh!
626
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,999
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
627
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,999
no!
628
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,881
No!
629
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,881
Ahh!
630
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,377
- Bad news, Mom.
631
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,207
Some animal must have gotten
632
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,207
into your emergency cookies.
633
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,040
It's empty.
634
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,423
- Maybe we have rats.
635
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,748
- Or a sneaky little reindeer.
636
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,825
- Why aren't you guys
637
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,825
looking for Frankie?
638
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,205
- We were looking for cookies.
639
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,630
- At a time like this?
640
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,287
Okay, his mother's
641
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,287
going to be looking for him.
642
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,293
- Here comes Josie.
643
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,673
Play it cool.
644
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,579
- Hey, guys, where's Frankie?
645
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,785
Nicky said you took him
646
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,785
to see Santa.
647
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:25,834
- Santa?
648
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,165
- Santa?
649
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,628
- Doesn't ring a jingle bell.
650
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,535
- Oh, no, you guys
651
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,535
didn't lose him, did you?
652
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,083
- I wouldn't say, "lose."
653
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,245
I'd say, "lost,"
654
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,245
'cause it's already happened.
655
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,171
- Oh-oh-oh-oh!
656
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,748
And here comes Frankie's Mom.
657
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:43,462
She trusted us with her child.
658
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,500
And I trusted you.
659
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,082
- We need a Christmas miracle.
660
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,745
- ♪ Merry merry merry
661
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,745
merry Christmas ♪
662
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,252
♪ Merry merry merry
663
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,252
merry Christmas ♪
664
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,421
♪ Ding-dong ♪
665
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,208
♪ Ding-dong ♪
666
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,420
[bell dings]
667
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,708
Oh, they're ready.
668
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,290
Well, they smell good.
669
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,713
[laughs]
670
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,582
Oh, holy night.
671
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,575
They're delicious.
672
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,325
- There you are.
673
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,665
- And there
you are.
674
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:22,959
- Frankie's Mom in the village.
675
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
- Woot-woot!
676
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
- Where's my Frankie?
677
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,631
- Here's a present, Santa!
678
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,631
- Oh!
679
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,877
- Merry Christmas!
680
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,377
- Oh, this is
681
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,377
quite the stocking stuffer.
682
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,917
- So where is he?
683
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,209
- Dicky!
684
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,330
- Is that a...
685
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,245
- Just get rid of it.
686
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:40,211
- Yule log, coming in hot.
687
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,170
[dramatic Christmas music]
688
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:49,248
♪ ♪
689
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:58,712
["Joy to the world" playing]
690
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,377
- The truth is,
691
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,377
your little Christmas miracle
692
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:07,077
is right here.
693
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,495
- I think this calls for
694
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,495
a little holiday miracle
695
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,495
music.
696
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,792
Be right back.
697
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,544
- Well, he looks like
698
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,544
he had a blast.
699
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,753
Here you go, kids.
700
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,382
Thank you,
701
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,382
and merry Christmas.
702
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,707
- Whoa.
703
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,921
- You know,
704
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,921
if we combine our tips,
705
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:27,539
we can afford one Maxbox
706
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:27,539
right now.
707
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,213
Agreed?
708
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,080
Both: Agreed.
709
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,075
- Agreed.
710
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,165
- [groans]
711
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,248
[chuckles]
712
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,711
Look how happy they are.
713
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,670
Santa was a big hit this year.
714
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,459
- Hmm, and so were your
715
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,459
cookies.
716
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,210
- [laughs]
717
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,330
- This is what Christmas
718
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,330
is all about, Tom.
719
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,625
- Yeah, I guess we kind of
720
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,625
lost track of that.
721
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:50,917
- Hmm.
722
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,629
Yeah.
723
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:54,787
Can we switch back now?
724
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,294
I hate being Santa so much!
725
00:20:56,333 --> 00:21:00,133
- I never want to bake
726
00:20:56,333 --> 00:21:00,133
another cookie again.
727
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:04,076
- Who's ready
728
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:04,076
for some holiday cheer?
729
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,285
♪ Deck the halls
730
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,285
with boughs of holly ♪
731
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,173
♪ Fa-la-la-la-- ♪
732
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,794
Oh, what's the point?
733
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:19,582
- ♪ ♪
734
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,915
- Guys, thank you so much,
735
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:23,169
but you didn't have to do
736
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:23,169
this.
737
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,168
- We were gonna spend
738
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,168
our money on a Maxbox,
739
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,328
but we figured
740
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,328
it was better spent
741
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,915
on someone who's trying
742
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,915
to spread Christmas cheer.
743
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,999
- Hey, our kids
744
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,999
learned a lesson.
745
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,381
It's a Christmas miracle!
746
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,827
- Show us what you got,
747
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:36,827
little strummer girl.
748
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,415
- All right, here we go.
749
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:40,458
- Go, Josie.
750
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,920
♪ We... ♪
751
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:43,329
All: ♪ Wish you
752
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:43,329
a merry Christmas ♪
753
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,245
♪ We wish you
754
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,245
a merry Christmas ♪
755
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:47,671
♪ We wish you
756
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:47,671
a merry Christmas ♪
757
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:49,789
♪ And a happy new year ♪
758
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:51,834
♪ Good tidings we bring ♪
759
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,075
♪ To you and your kin ♪
760
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,165
♪ We wish you
761
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,165
a merry Christmas ♪
762
00:21:56,208 --> 00:22:00,828
♪ And a happy new year ♪
763
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,825
[dog barking]
764
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,535
- Hey, it's snowing!
765
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:08,133
[bells jingling]
766
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,791
♪ Hark how the bells,
767
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,791
sweet silver bells ♪
768
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:13,174
♪ All seem to say
769
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:13,174
throw cares away ♪
770
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,128
♪ Christmas is here,
771
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,128
bringing the cheer ♪
772
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,626
♪ To young and old,
773
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,626
meek and the bold ♪
774
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,457
♪ Ding dong ding dong,
775
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,457
that is their song ♪
776
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,250
♪ With joyful ring,
777
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,250
all caroling ♪
778
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:21,881
♪ One seems to hear
779
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:21,881
words of good cheer ♪
780
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,327
♪ From everywhere,
781
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,327
filling the air ♪
782
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,325
♪ Oh, how they pound,
783
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,325
raising the sound ♪
784
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:26,955
♪ O'er hill and dale,
785
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:26,955
telling their tale ♪
786
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,500
♪ Gaily they ring,
787
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,500
while people sing ♪
788
00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:30,212
♪ Songs of good cheer,
789
00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:30,212
Christmas is here ♪
790
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:35,920
♪♪
791
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:38,672
- ♪
792
00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:39,709
- ♪
46885