Original subtitles

- Oh, excuse me, guys.

I'm just trying to clean.

Hey, can you just stop playing

for one second?

- Sure.

- One.

- Done.

- You know? I'm not complaining

or anything.

And please, don't stop.

But, why are you doing all of

my work?

- Can't a kid pitch in

once in a while

without being up to something?

- Whenever you're up to

something,

you answer

questions with questions.

- Do I?

Is that what I do?

Don't answer that.

You know that movie,

Clonely Hearts Club?

- Where have I heard of

that movie before?

Oh, yeah, on my shirt!

- You're a clonie?

- Total clonie.

"Evelyn could be everywhere

she wanted to be..."

- "...except in love."

[both sighing]

- I'm telling you,

it's straight.

- No, it's not.

It's totally askew.

Look, uh--higher.

Higher.

Higher.

Lower.

Higher.

Higher.

Low-higher.

- Tom!

- Come on!

What part of higher, higher,

lower, higher,

higher, low-higher

did you not understand?

- You know, Fan Fest is

this weekend.

We should totally go!

All of the stars of the movie

will be there.

- Uh, hello. That's why I'm

doing all the work.

I'm hoping my parents will

notice and buy me a ticket.

Oh! Here comes my Dad!

Gotta get noticed!

- Does that banner look

straight to you?

- Sure.

- Wrong answer!

It's totally askew!

- Askew...got it.

- Did he notice me?

- No, oh, here comes your Mom.

- Does that banner look askew

to you?

- Yes.

- Wrong answer!

It's totally straight!

- Hey, boys, does this look

straight?

- Perfect.

- Love it.

- You the man.

- Can you at least face

this direction?

- Perfect.

- Love it.

- You the man.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [whistling melody]

♪ ♪

[rhythmic clapping]

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- [whistling melody]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na,

na-na ♪

- ♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- Uh...

So, Mom.

Notice how clean the cafe is?

- I have.

It's super clean.

Honey, I am so sorry.

I've been so busy

organizing this race

that I completely forgot

to mention

how helpful you've been

lately.

- [gasps]

Oh, you know me,

always finding ways to

be helpful

with no ulterior motive

whatsoever.

- Well, it hasn't gone

unnoticed.

In fact, I have

a little something for you.

- [gasps] For me?

That is so sweet.

You know, I really wasn't

expecting this...

Bracelet?

Seriously, I wasn't

expecting this at all.

Thanks, Mom.

- Oh, no, that's

your "I don't like it" smile.

- Eh, uh, no.

It's my "It's really pretty

"but I was kind of hoping you

would give me a ticket

to the Clonely Hearts Club

Fan Fest" smile.

- Uh, well, this is

my

"I'm sorry but those

tickets are $100" smile.

- Who could put a price on

my happiness?

- Okay, Dawn, I mean, if you

don't want the bracelet--

- Uh, no, no!

Mom, I do.

Thanks.

- Okay.

- Dawn could be everywhere she

wanted to be...

Except at Fan Fest.

- Dad!

- What are you doing?

- Come on!

- All you guys ever do is

sit around playing video

games.

You need to get off your

butts.

Get some exercise!

- We're exercising right now!

That game gives our finger

muscles an excellent workout.

- Watch this.

[nut cracks]

- While that's impressive,

bizarre finger strength

is not enough.

You're turning into

a bunch of couch potatoes!

- That's funny because the name

of our game is Couch Potatoes!

- The object is to load up

potatoes with butter,

sour cream, and chives.

- Then what?

- Bacon!

- Wow!

Stand up.

[exaggerated straining]

- My hip!

[bones cracking]

- Was that your bones?

e got three kids

I'm sponsoring a 10k

and I

who sound like they need

to be oiled.

What'll people think?

- Dad, you can't go

through life worrying about

what others think.

- Yeah.

You need to be happy

with the guy in here.

- Wow.

You know, you're right.

Sometimes I lose sight of...

Hey! You're good.

Here!

These are Track-N-Fit bands.

- Can we play games on them?

- No, but you can track

your physical activity,

and then the reports get sent to

my phone.

- Can we play games on

your phone?

- No, but if you reach your

Track-N-Fit goal for the day,

then you can have

your games back.

- Can we play games on them?

- You're not even listening

to me!

- Just record 10,000 steps

a day.

- 10,000?

That's like a million!

- Did you get your ticket?

- Nope. I got this instead.

Looks like I'm not going

to Fan Fest.

- Well, I'm not going if

you're not going.

I'm taking a stand!

- I can't let you do that.

- Oh, good!

Because I really wanted to go.

At least you got

a fun, festive bracelet.

- What's festive about it?

- Well, it's got knucklebone

and niblet beads.

- Are you just making up words

to make me feel better?

- No. I actually know a lot

about making bracelets.

I made one just like that.

It's pretty easy.

- Can you make me a ticket

to Fan Fest?

- [sighs]

[school bell rings]

I wish. Sorry, Dawn.

- Let me see

that festive bracelet.

- Okay...the next person to

call this festive is gonna be--

free to say whatever she

wants.

Hello, Indra.

- I like it! It's shiny!

You think it would look pretty

on me?

- I guess.

- Most people think because

I wrestle, I'm all scary.

I love to accessorize!

What store is that from?

- [laughs]

Uh...I'm not sure.

My Mom gave it to me.

- Too bad.

It'd go perfect with

my chandelier earrings.

- Uh, well, Mae says

it's pretty easy to make.

- Great!

I'll buy this one plus 30

more.

- What?

- They'll make perfect favors

for my birthday party.

My theme is take downs!

And tiaras.

- [laughs] I don't think--

- 50 bucks!

- I really shouldn't sell

my Mom's--

- 100!

- Sold.

- 150, and that's

my final offer.

- I said "Sold."

- 200, but that's it.

- Wow, that is a lot of money.

- I installed a lot of

sprinkler systems this summer.

I've never felt prettier!

Someone's gonna have

a happy birthday!

- Someone's going to Fan Fest.

[collective sighs and groans]

- I can't walk anymore.

- How many more steps

do we need?

- According to the Track-N-Fit,

we have a grand total

of 428 steps.

- Is that close to 10,000?

- Only in that

it is also a number.

- We're never gonna get

our games back.

- We have to get them back!

I need to make baked potatoes.

- Me too! This morning,

I was so desperate,

I played an actual potato.

- Have any of you couch potatoes

seen my Clonely Hearts Club DVD?

- "She was everywhere

she wanted to be..."

- Including under my butt.

- Ew! It's all butt warm.

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!

- I wish we had clones that

could walk our steps for us.

- Look at his little feet go.

I bet he takes 10,000 steps

a day!

- I think we found our clone.

- Are you kidding?

That dog doesn't

look anything like us.

- We're gonna have 10,000 steps

in no time.

- I see virtual potatoes in

our very near future, boys.

- High five to that!

Both: [sigh]

- Too much work.

- ♪ ♪

- Yes.

- Get ready to hear

the best news ever.

- Wait...

Ready!

- I'm going to Fan Fest!

- That is the best news ever!

[both squealing with excitement]

We're going to Fan Fest!

How'd you get a ticket?

- I sold my bracelet to Indra.

- Indra?

Bought a bracelet?

- She loves to accessorize!

And guess what?

She ordered a bunch more.

- Yay!

- So I had enough money

to buy my ticket.

- Yay!

- And we just have to

make 30 bracelets by tomorrow.

- Wait!

What?

That's not enough time.

Just tell her no.

- I--I can't.

I already spent the money

on my ticket,

the bracelet supplies,

and these adorable

Clonely Hearts hats!

Look, you can be whichever

Evelyn you wanna be!

- Dawn, just be honest

with Indra.

What's the worst that could

happen?

- Say it again, Rex!

- I'm scared.

- No! The other thing.

- Uh, uh,

your bracelet's gorgeous.

- I've been getting a lot of

compliments on the bracelet.

So 30 more by tomorrow, right?

- Right...

Right?

- Wait...

Right!

- Oh! Here she comes!

- You two sure are going

to bed early.

- Being a kid is exhausting,

all that learning and growing.

- Plus all the stress.

Should I play tetherball?

Should I not play tetherball?

- You know, I loved tetherball.

Oh! Funny story!

I had this one friend named

Heather, and she was a--

- Mom!

- Oh! Sorry! Yes!

I'm going.

Get some sleep, girls.

[smooching]

- It's go time.

["Eye of The Tiger" by

Survivor]

♪ ♪

- [exhausted sigh]

Well, it took us two hours.

But we did it!

1 down! 29 to go!

- We're never gonna finish.

[scratching at door]

- You hear that?

Oh, hey, buddy.

You miss me?

- Aw, look! He wants a snack.

- We need the dog.

- Why?

- It's not important!

- What's under the blanket?

- Uh, nothing. Why do you need

the dog so bad?

- Nothing!

- What sorcery is this?

- We're making bracelets.

No big deal.

- Why is the dog wearing

your bracelets?

- He likes to accessorize!

- No. I don't think you like

to exercise.

Look, here's the deal.

We need to make 30 bracelets

by tomorrow.

We could use some extra hands

and you could use

some extra feet.

What do you say I keep

your little secret

and we work out a little deal?

- I don't hate this.

- Neither does he.

- We did it, Mae.

We made all 30 bracelets

and got a few hours of sleep.

- Who needs clones

when you've got a best friend

and three brothers with

something to hide?

- Morning!

Who wants breakfast?

Both: Me!

- Hey, where's your bracelet?

- Bracelet?

Oh! Right.

I know exactly where it is.

It is...

Mae, tell her where it is.

- It's at my house.

- See! It's at Mae's house.

Mystery solved.

- Well, as long as it's safe.

It's really valuable.

So! Pancakes?

- W-w-w-w-wait!

How valuable?

- Well, I mean,

it's not expensive.

It just has a lot

of sentimental value.

My Mom gave it to me

when I was your age,

and when I saw you working so

hard, I was so proud of you,

I just--I wanted to give you

something really special.

- Why didn't you tell me this

the other day?

- You seemed so disappointed

about Fan Fest

that the Moment was

actually kind of ruined.

My only hope is that

this bracelet

means as much to you

as it did when my--

[getting choked up]

When my mother gave it to me.

Ah, I need a tissue!

- I am a horrible person.

- Don't worry.

We'll find a way

to get the bracelet back.

But I gotta ask...

Is breakfast happening?

Is it not happening?

- You think Dad's

gonna fall for it?

- Once he sees how many steps

we've logged,

he'll have to give us

our video games back.

- Hey, guys. Your Track-N-Fit

stats are through the roof!

You've each walked 50,000 steps.

That's amazing!

- Is that all?

- I'm not even sore.

- Yeah. I could do

another 50,000 right now.

- Well. You guys have

more than earned these back.

[reverential gasping]

Not that you'll have much time

to play because...good news.

I signed you up for

the Fun Run today.

All: What?

- You know how I was

embarrassed because I owned

a sporting goods store, but

I had three couch potatoes?

Well, today...

I have never...

Been more proud...

Of those couch potatoes.

[getting choked up]

I need a tissue!

- The words "fun" and "run"

do not go together.

- We need to tell the truth.

- Or we can move to India

and start new lives.

They eat with their hands!

It's a forkless paradise!

- I think I have a better idea.

Both: Really?

- Don't sound so shocked.

- He's right.

Let's hear Dicky's idea.

But just in case, we'll keep the

India thing in our back pocket.

- ♪ ♪

- Here you go!

- Yes! I love jewelry!

- Me too! And about

that bracelet I sold you.

Wait, where's the bracelet

I sold you?

- I sold it.

- How could you just sell

a bracelet?

I need that bracelet

I sold you!

- Just make another one.

- It has to be

that exact bracelet.

- Relax. I sold it to this

girl, Emily something.

But don't worry,

she gave me her number.

- [growling]

Just text me the number.

- Just take my phone!

- ♪ ♪

- Oh, that must be Emily.

I gotta keep this bracelet

exchange as quiet as possible.

- Is there a Dawn here?

I'm supposed to sell her

a bracelet.

- Shh! Shh! Shh!

I'm Dawn.

- Hi!

I'm--I'm not late, am I?

I hate being late.

My Mom calls me

"Punctual Patty,"

which is weird because

my sister's name is Patty,

and she's always late, so--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

that's great. Okay, come on.

Let's go back here

where it's quiet and no one

can

see us.

- My Mom gave me that bracelet

and I stupidly sold it.

I have to get it back.

- I don't know.

It's kind of my fave.

- Please, I'll do anything.

Whatever it costs.

Just name your price.

- Well, let's see.

You know the movie

Clonely Hearts Club?

- Know it?

I love it.

- Love it?

I live it.

Both: When you're with

yourselves, you're never

alone.

- What I want more than anything

is a ticket to Fan Fest.

- How about a snowboard?

- No. Fan Fest.

- Skateboard?

- No.

- Uh...surfboard? Backboard?

Any board?

[sighs]

All right.

- No way!

Here!

- Ah, thank you so much.

- Thank you!

This ticket is worth way more

than that bracelet.

- Not to me.

Oh, hey Mom!

Wearing my festive bracelet.

- Here you go, Mrs. Harper.

- Thank you, Emily.

- What sorcery is this?

- Well, I know Emily's Mom

and we set up a little test.

- How did you find out?

- I saw Indra wearing

your bracelet yesterday

and then I saw the ticket

to Fan Fest in your bedroom

so I put two and two together.

- I'm really sorry, Mom.

I was just so focused on

getting that ticket

I didn't think.

I never should've sold a gift

that you gave me.

- Hmm...

Well.

It makes me proud that

in the end,

you did the right thing.

- Thanks, Mom.

And I hope you can find

someone

to use that ticket.

- Hmm, I already have.

You earned it.

And I wouldn't want Mae

to go alone.

- Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you!

Mae, Mae, Mae! Look, look, look!

I got the ticket!

I got the ticket!

I got the ticket!

[both squealing]

Yes, yes, yes!

[sighs and groans]

- I am so proud of you boys

for finishing that race.

- Ah! Not gonna lie, Dad.

It was tough.

- We just looked at each other

and said,

"We're Harpers."

- And Harpers always finish.

- I just wish I could've been

out there running with you guys.

But in a way, I was.

- In--in what way?

- No, your hats are equipped

with tiny cameras

that recorded the whole race.

Let's check the footage,

shall we?

Here's you starting the race.

And there you are grabbing

the bikes you hid in the bushes.

And here's you riding home.

And oh! Oh!

What sorcery is this?

It's you on the couch

playing video games.

- Well, time to go

"finish" the race.

- [laughter]

- Let's make it look real.

- Hey, when we get back

I'll tell Dad

"Harpers always finish."

- Good call.

He'll eat that up.

- I am beyond disappointed.

- Wow.

I thought you'd

still be disappointed.

Glad you're beyond it.

- How did you know?

- Shh!

He's beyond it.

- First of all,

your Track-N-Fits all had

the exact same number of steps

on them.

And you guys weren't tired

this morning,

but the dog's looked like that

for the last 12 hours.

You boys are in a lot

of trouble.

- You can't punish what you

can't catch!

- Ah!

- Go, go, go!

- We're not stopping until

you reach 10,000 steps.

- I knew we should've gone

to India.

- ♪ ♪

- [whistling melody]

♪ ♪

- [vocalizing]

♪ Yeah ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪

- ♪