Original subtitles

- Attention, Edgewood students.

The rosters

for all clubs and sports teams

are now being posted.

Go, Buffaloes.

- I'm so nervous.

What if I didn't make the team?

It'll be terrible.

I'll be humiliated.

But what if I did?

Imagine.

I'll be

the first fifth grader

to ever make

the sixth grade team.

I'll be a legend.

But what if I didn't?

It'll be like a horrible kick

in the shins.

- Ow, can we switch now?

- Pfft, no way.

- I can't look.

- Don't worry.

I got your back.

- Don't leave me.

- Say konnichiwa

to the new president

of the Japanese Language Club.

This is gonna look subarashii

on my college applications.

- How is that a club,

but they wouldn't let me start

the Kiss Dicky For $1 Club?

- Dawn!

Dawn, you made the team!

- Yes!

- Ow.

- ♪ I made the soccer team ♪

♪ I made the soccer team ♪

♪ I made

the soccer team ♪

[laughs]

What's up, teammates?

Feels so good to say that.

Teammates. Teamies.

- Look, Dawn,

you may have made the team,

but you haven't made "the team."

Come on, team.

- So I made the team

but I haven't made "the team?"

What does that mean?

[panicky]

What does that mean?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [whistling melody]

♪ ♪

[rhythmic clapping]

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- [whistling melody]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na,

na-na ♪

- ♪ One, two ♪

- ♪ Na, na, na ♪

- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

[girls laughing]

- What should I do?

I mean, I don't know what to do,

but what do you think

I should do?

- Well, first you stab the food

with your fork,

then lift the fork to your mouth

and let the teeth take over.

- I know how to eat.

It's just--

I don't know what they meant

about being on the team

and not being on "the team."

- Look, there's an empty seat.

Just go over, sit down,

and start talking.

You just learned how to eat.

That's a conversation starter.

- You're right.

I'm going in.

Hey, soccer sisters.

I'm psyched I made the team,

but I got to ask,

how do I make "the team"?

- Look, Dawn,

you're a newbie

and team tradition is,

newbies have to

pass the initiation

before they earn a place

at our table.

- Well, how do I do that?

- Do something table-worthy.

We know

you're a good soccer player,

but show us

what other skills you have.

Wow us.

- Hmm.

I speak some Japanese.

Konnichi-what!

- Do you guys remember when

Dawn was all, "konnichi-what!"

[laughter]

- How come you guys

didn't laugh when I did it?

- It's much funnier

with gloves on.

Everything is funnier

with gloves on.

- Well,

what about Kyle the mime?

He's not funny.

No offense, Kyle.

- What are you studying for?

- Social Studies test.

- Aren't we in the same

Social Studies class?

- Yes, we are.

- Does that mean

I have a Social Studies test?

- Yes, you do.

- Oh, well,

then I better prepare...

to get out of the test.

I need just the right excuse.

Fake vomit?

Nah, I use that

to get out of Math.

Ooh, bloody nose.

- That's my shirt.

- I wasn't gonna

ruin one of mine.

That's the puddin'.

- Is that an X-ray?

- Here comes Windpipe Williams.

It's showtime.

- Please don't make him

turn his head.

That weird voice thing

freaks me out.

- Challenge accepted.

- Hey, Harpers.

- Hi, Mr. Williams.

- Are you ready

for the Social Studies test?

- Pardon me?

- [constricted]

I think you heard me.

- Right, about that test.

There was a car accident.

- Is that a...

[constricted]

Toy car in your sternum?

- Apparently I swallowed it

during dinner.

Guess I ate too fast,

too furious.

- Hmm.

[constricted]

Ricky, is your brother...

[normal voice]

Telling the truth?

- I, uh...

- Go ahead, Ricky.

Tell him the truth.

- [voice modulating]

A simple yes or no will suffice.

- He's lying.

- Thank you for your honesty,

Ricky.

I will see you both...

[constricted]

in class.

[normal voice] Hey, Gail.

[constricted] Wait up.

- Thanks a lot.

You're supposed to have my back.

You broke The Quad Code.

- You told me to tell the

truth.

- Not the real truth,

the truth I wanted you to tell.

[sighs]

- Not funny, Kyle.

Dicky.

- I'm not talking to you.

- But, Dicky--

- Everything okay, gentlemen?

- Yeah, just excited

about the test.

High five.

Whoops. Don't worry.

No arm, no foul.

I'll just run to the nurse.

- Oh, sure, sure.

Let me get you a hall pass.

There you go.

Really?

- Now I got to go see the nurse

about this weird extra hand.

- Sit down, Dicky.

- Dicky, listen.

- I'm not talking to you.

- Mr. Williams,

report to the parking lot.

Your car is being towed.

Go Buffaloes.

- What?

[constricted]

Why is my car being towed?

[normal voice]

Today's test is...

[voice cracking]

postponed.

- No test?

Yes! Yes!

I can't wait to go home

and celebrate.

- Shouldn't you go home

and study?

- For what?

- Hey, do you think it's silly

I got her one cake for good news

and one cake for bad news?

- I think it's silly

that you made

the bad news cake chocolate.

I mean, I really want her

to make the team,

but I really love

chocolate cake.

I'm really being pulled

in two directions here, Anne.

- Dawn, I know you

didn't make "the team"...

but at least you made the team.

- Oh, sweetie!

That's incredible.

I'm so proud of you.

We knew you'd make it.

See?

- The receipts and security

tags are just for decoration.

- Thanks, guys.

- Let's go clean you

a piece of cake.

- Yeah, have at it.

Enjoy.

Good stuff.

- So, pretty cool what happened

in social studies today, huh?

- Yeah, good stuff

happens to me all the time.

I'm pretty sure there's a word

for that in Japanese.

- It was me.

- Let me try that.

It-was-me.

- No, it was me.

- It-was-me.

- No, I called

the tow truck company.

- I don't speak Japanese, man.

What are you saying?

- I got the test postponed!

- So my "it-was-me"

was because of you?

- Yes.

Yes, it was.

- You covered for me?

- It's The Quad Code.

Quads before quizzes.

- Whoa, thanks, bro.

You got a guy's car towed

for me.

You're a total rebel.

- Well,

say hello...

to Rebel Ricky.

- Can you imagine

how much trouble you'd be in

if Mr. Williams ever found out?

- Trouble? What do you mean?

- Well, first you'd get,

like, a month of detention...

- Detention?

- Maybe even kicked out

of school.

- K-kicked out of school?

But if I get kicked out,

it'll ruin my permanent record,

which means I definitely

won't get into a good college,

and instead of being the first

lawyer-president-astronaut,

I'm gonna be broke and alone,

sleeping on your couch,

eating your pizza scraps

for the rest of my life!

- Dude, don't worry.

That's never gonna happen.

I'd give you a month.

Then you're out.

- Excuse me,

do you know what time it is?

'Cause I do.

It's wow-o'clock,

and Dawn's buying!

- Kyle, I'm working here.

- Wow.

- I got a wow?

- Wrong kind of wow.

Mm.

- Nothing is working.

Why won't my wow come out?

Maybe I'm just wow-stipated.

Or maybe I've lost my wow.

You're right.

I don't deserve to be

on the team

or "the team."

Thanks for listening, Mary.

- Whoa, this is my jam.

- Hey, team.

Nicky!

I'm so sorry.

I'll get napkins.

[girls giggling]

- That was hilarious, Dawn.

- It was?

- Total wow.

- It was.

- The way you made it look

like an accident?

[all laugh]

- Yep,

totally did that on purpose.

But you knew that,

'cause the proof

was in the pudding.

- [laughs]

Congratulations, Dawn.

Look like someone's ready for...

this.

- Don't worry, everybody.

My sister's getting me napkins

as we speak.

She's totally got my back.

[kids murmuring]

- Oh, guess she doesn't.

[girls laughing]

- You know, Dawn,

I'm going to go out on a limb

and say that pudding

is the new gloves.

- I got lots of ways

to wow you.

But if you liked it,

I'm not "pudding" up a fight.

[laughter]

- We'll see you

at your dad's store.

- See you there.

[groans]

Have you guys seen Nicky?

I got to talk to him.

- You can't.

Mom picked him up

after you "dessert-ed" him.

- Was he mad at me?

- He didn't say.

- He couldn't.

His face was crusted shut

with pudding.

- Oh, no.

- Well, I'm off

to Japanese Language Club.

Sayonara.

- Hey, Harpers.

I was talking with the tow

truck company, and apparently,

a little boy called using

a fake Japanese accent.

And I know exactly who it was.

- You do?

- Of course I do, Ricky.

[constricted]

It was Dicky.

Both: What?

- Don't act innocent.

You faked the X-ray,

you faked...

[constricted]

your hand falling off,

[normal voice]

And you faked being

concerned Japanese citizen...

[constricted]

Ricky-san.

- Mr. Williams, I promise,

it wasn't me.

Ask Ricky.

He'll tell you.

- [constricted]

Ricky?

- Go ahead, Ricky.

You like telling the truth,

remember?

Imagine how much trouble

you'd be in?

Month of detention,

kicked out of school.

Kicked out of school!

It was me!

- Dicky did it!

- What?

- I knew it. Detention.

[constricted]

Come with me.

- What happened to quads

before quizzes?

- I don't want to hear it,

Kyle.

- Nicky, there you are.

Here are those napkins

just like I promised.

- Little late.

I spent two hours

scraping pudding off my body.

My face came off in one piece.

- Nicky, it was an accident.

I swear I would never

do something like that to you on

purpose.

- I guess you're right.

I know you wouldn't.

- I'm really sorry.

Are you mad at me?

- How could I be mad?

You wowed the soccer girls,

mom bought me

this sweet new track suit,

and my face is pudding soft.

- So we're cool?

- We're cool.

Now go make me proud.

- How it goes, Buffaloes?

- You know, Dawn, if you're

gonna officially be one of us,

you'll be needing one of these.

- Wow.

- You earned it.

That pudding bit was hilar.

- So hilar.

Wish I could see it again.

- Yep, too bad

no one video-ed it

so you could

watch it over and over.

- That's a great idea.

You should dump pudding

on your brother again,

but this time,

we'll get it with our phones.

- You know, these things are

never as funny the second time,

so...

So, about that headband?

I got a head.

You got a band.

Let's make this happen.

- Not yet.

We have to get that on video.

- But what if I don't want

to dump pudding on Nicky again?

- Sorry, Dawn, but we told you.

Newbies have to do

whatever the team says.

- That's the way

it's always been.

It's tradition.

- And now it's your turn.

See you at lunch tomorrow.

- Great news.

Mom said

I can wear this bad boy

to school tomorrow as long as

I don't get anything on it.

- But I didn't call

a tow truck.

Why don't you believe me?

- Because this year

you have already set free

a tank full of turtles

to get out of a Biology test.

- Faked an allergic reaction

to pencils

to get out of a Math test.

- And let's not forget

about the time you got out of

an English essay by pretending

to see a wolf outside.

- You're literally the boy

who cried wolf.

- But I didn't do it this time.

- Fine, Dicky.

If you didn't do it,

then who did?

- I don't know who did it,

but I wish whoever did

would come forward

and help a brother out.

- Well, you're grounded.

- For a month.

- Ah, come on.

That's six whole weeks.

- It'll give you time to

brush up on your Social Studies.

- Maybe take a glance

at a calendar.

- Dude,

how can you just sit there?

Tell them the truth.

- I can't tell the truth.

My future's riding on this.

I'm sorry.

I wish I could be

a bad boy like you, but I'm not.

- You're right.

You're not a bad boy.

You're a bad guy.

- White suit coming through.

- Dawn?

- Oh, hey!

Didn't see you there

at the place you always are.

- What are you doing?

Sit down.

Look at this ginormous bowl

of pudding.

We're ready.

- Yep, totally gonna do this.

All right.

Here I go.

Better walk slow

to avoid spilling.

- Here you go.

- I can get my own spork,

Ricky.

- Thought you weren't talking

to me.

- I'm not.

Starting now.

- Could you grab me

some napkins, please?

- Sure.

Starting now.

- Nicky told me what you did,

Ricky.

You should get

the silent treatment.

You should also get

the strawberry pretzel salad.

- Good news, dicky.

I've got something fun

planned for detention today.

You'll be scraping chewing gum

off the bottom of desks.

And the nose gum.

Know what I mean?

- Yes.

- That's boogers.

- I said I know.

- Lots and lots

and lots of nose gum.

In fact, there's almost

no chewing gum at all.

No, it's all nose gum.

Which is boogers.

- I called the tow truck.

[constricted]

- What?

[normal voice]

Ricky, you do not have to cover

for your brother.

- I'm not covering.

It's the truth.

- Dawn?

You're still here.

- Okay, here I go.

Double time.

- There's no way Ricky did this.

- Yes, he did.

- Why won't you just believe

me?

- Because you're Ricky.

Everyone knows you

don't have it in you.

- If I didn't have it in me,

would I do this?

Both: Ricky!

- That's for trying

to dump pudding on Nicky.

- You were going

to dump pudding on me?

Again?

- On purpose.

- Wow, Ricky,

thanks for having my back.

- What was that for?

- For not having Dicky's back.

- Thanks, Nicky.

But Ricky just tried

to make things right.

So according to The Quad Code.

- That's it.

All three of you...

[voice modulating]

detention for the entire month.

- That's 40 whole days!

- And the next person

who gets even a crumb of food

on the floor gets to join them.

- Sorry, Mr. Williams,

I can't let my brothers

go to detention alone.

It's The Quad Code.

- Not my face.

- Well, at least there's enough

nose gum for the four of you.

That's boogers.

[constricted]

See you in detention.

- [laughing]

That was so hilar.

- [laughing]

It was hyster.

- But we were laughing so hard

we forgot to record it.

You need to do it again.

- No.

- What?

- Look, I want to be

on the soccer team,

but not if I can't be

on this team.

And I'm not gonna be a part

of your dumb old traditions.

The only way I should have to

wow you is on the soccer field.

- But this is the way

it's always been.

- Well,

maybe it's time for a change.

This school hasn't won

a championship in 27 years,

but I'm hoping

we can end that tradition too.

- Maybe we have been

focusing on the wrong team.

- Yeah, I didn't really like it

when we were newbies.

- Then maybe it's time

we start some new traditions.

See you at practice tomorrow,

teammate.

- Oh, I'll be there.

Right after detention.

- You know, there is an upside

to getting dumped on.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[whistling melody]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yeah! ♪

- [cheerful melody]

- ♪