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This is Wren. Thank you
for getting back to me.

I was hoping you might be able
to come in for a meeting.

We just finished the move,
everything is up and running.

This week is bad for you?
Maybe next week.

Hello?

Yes, I'm sure
I don't need a plus one.

I'm sorry, I have
to get this other call.

Thank you for calling me back.

Wentworth doesn't seem
to be feeling very well.

He hasn't touched his food
in two days.

Today at noon?

Yes... I...

I can make that work.

Okay, see you then.

Oh, honey,
you are going to be so mad.

Okay, let's go.

I'm sorry, Wentworth.

You're going to love
my new office.

Wren, wait for me.

I have no idea where I'm going.

Grayson, I'm not sure
the limo fits in

with our downsizing plan.

I'm not sure it's bring-your
cat-to-work day.

I could only get a daytime
vet appointment.

I can only travel in style.

We just need to be careful
with the expenses.

And I just need a few
niceties

during these oppressive
austerity measures

that you and Maxine
have instated.

Maybe you could work
your way down to a taxi.

Next, you'll be having me
take a subway.

- Hah! I would never.
- It's nice.

You go over a bridge.

At this point, I might jump.

Come see your new office.

I made sure you got
the very best option

- this slum has to offer.
- Lead the way, Rebecca.

At least someone still gets me.

- Wren! Hi, kitty.
- Ooh!

- What do we think?
- A's colors and B's graphics.

Bold that text,
and we're good to go.

I knew you'd clock
exactly that.

Maxine wants to have a quick meeting
with you in the conference room.

Do you want me to,
like, hold your cat?

We could bring it
to your office.

Everything's unpacked and
ready for you. It looks ferosh.

You guys are the best. Thank
you. Walk with me. Updates?

Okay. Open Heart
just had its event stats

- and donations released.
- That party was insane.

- Turnt AF.
- We had to shut the list down early

because people were posting
about not being able to get in.

Total FOMO. That is baller.

We didn't alienate anyone,
did we?

That's not the best strategy.

- No, alienating people's super in.
- Echo that.

How are we doing on following
up with potential clients?

Ooh, we haven't had a ton
of luck on that.

You know what's real?
The struggle.

Well, there's still plenty
of names left on that list.

I'll spend today following up
after this meeting.

'Kay.

- Good morning, Maxine.
- Isn't the new sign fantastic?

Love that you've added
your married name.

Lizzie must be thrilled.
Have you told Grayson yet?

You changed the name
of our company?

Well, it was time
for a rebrand.

- I thought you were joking!
- New office, new name.

What was wrong
with Keller & Keller?

Father is rolling over
in his grave.

- Your father passed away?
- No, he's still in Florida.

Palm Beach, dead,
what's the difference?

You can't change the name
of a known family company.

Keller-Lynch
is my family's name.

This is what I get for
supporting marriage equality.

Mm, I have a sinus headache.

Lizzie, why are you here?

You don't get to ask me that
anymore.

- My name is on the sign.
- Lizzie and I are spending

all our time together
until the baby arrives.

Yes, and it better come quick
because every inch

of my body is in pain. Oy!

- Achoo!
- Bless you.

Oh, that's a nice
view of Manhattan.

We have a view of Manhattan
because we're not on it.

I'm sure the prisoners
on Ryker's Island

love their view as well.

Wren, how's the wrap on
the Open Heart event?

The launch party got a huge
amount of social media buzz...

I hate to interrupt -
no, actually, I don't.

I've set up a very
promising meeting.

A new supermodel, I hope?

No, it's corporate,
and for Wren.

An app developer wants
to meet us about marketing

their new charitable
giving site.

Excellent. We need more
business in that sector.

Silicon Valley,
all of the new money,

- yet none of the old class.
- Rebecca, what's the company?

Laconia.

- Laconia?
- Mm-hmm.

- Is that...
- The company behind Blipper.

I love Blipper! I bleep a lot.

When did everyone start
speaking gibberish?

Who owns Laconia?

Owen Jasper.

Is he hard to look at,
like most internet people?

Beauty's in the eye of
the beholder.

That was said by
an ugly person.

No, he's very handsome.
From pictures that I've seen.

Well, uh, they're not giving
us much upfront information,

but they said they'll explain
their needs at the meeting.

Wren always comes up with
her best ideas under pressure.

She's not paying attention.
Look.

Wren?

Sorry.

Uh, I, I need to...

I need to research
this company a bit more.

- When did they wanna meet?
- This afternoon, at 3:00.

Oh, that's too soon.
I need more time.

- And I need my old life back.
- Well, we shouldn't wait.

I'm sure we're not the only
firm we're meeting with.

Who are we pitching to?

I believe Laconia's CFO,
Sam Benson.

- Great. Fantastic.
- Yeah,

but Owen Jasper
is going to be in town,

so he might attend himself.

I guess we'll find out
later today.

Okay, so everyone's ready
at 3:00, then?

Excuse me, I should start
working on this immediately.

- Oh hey, you're Wren, right?
- Yes.

Hi, I'm Denise.
I'm the new receptionist.

I have a message here
for you, somewhere.

Uh...

Oh! Hi there.
Hold, please.

- What's the new name?
- You can just KKL.

I'm not saying KK anything.

Well, the name is
Keller & Keller-Lynch.

Lynch is the other name?

Hmm.

How can I help you?
Uh huh.

Okay, let me get you to someone
who can speak to that.

Okay.
How do I transfer?

I've only been working here
for 5 minutes.

Just hit forward, then 22,
and send it to Crystal.

- She'll handle it.
- 22...

Okay, good.

Whew! Thanks, girl.

I'm starting a whole
new career here.

Oh, an assistant from
the city planner's office

is confirming your coffee date
with Vanessa Perry.

Oh, that's my aunt.
That's today.

Can you fax this for me?

Is it 1998 or something?

Is faxing passé?

I'm always the last to know.
What does one do these days?

I can take a picture
and email it.

You're so modern.

I bet you know what
a ride sharing app is.

Mm-hmm.

I could put one on your phone.

Delightful!

Delightful. That's... yeah.
Okay.

Grayson, stop bothering
the staff.

Ready?

Oh no,

I'm so not doing this today.

Hey, don't give me that
side eye, Wentworth.

No judgment out of you.

Who are you talking to?
You're acting strange today.

I talk to Wentworth
sometimes.

That takes your cat lady
thing

to a disturbing new level.

Here's the research I did
on Laconia.

Thank you, Rebecca.

I'd sit in on the meeting
but I have a perfume to launch.

Do you have a change
of clothes?

Why, what's wrong with
what I'm wearing?

The color. It manages
to be both loud and sad.

Like an Adele song.

Uh, Rebecca, excuse me,
I have to take this call.

Yeah, sure.
Take those calls.

It's not like we have a hugely
important meeting later

that could save the company
from going under.

At least fix that bow.

Vanessa, hey.

Um, listen, I have to ask you
a huge favor.

You are an angel
for doing this.

I could've sent someone
from my office

to take him to the vet.

Well, he hates everybody
except for you and me.

Oh,

that's because he has
excellent judgment.

- Mm-hmm.
- Hello.

Oh, I brought you
your favorite muffin,

- since we can't have our date.
- Thank you.

And I am so sorry about that.
It's a new client.

He wants to meet at 3:00.
This move has been great,

but we do need to get more
business.

That company is run as
a hobby,

like dilettantes who never had
to work a day in their lives.

- You should be in charge by now.
- I practically am.

For self-made women like us,
practically isn't good enough.

I want your name on the door.

I will be sure to bring that
up again, soon.

Who's the client?

Do you remember Owen?

He was that college boy.

The one who wanted you
to give up your career

and move to San Francisco
for some dot.com delusion?

My career? I was an intern.

He had no job at all.

Well, he's very successful
now.

Even the most dim-witted
of miners

found gold during the Rush.

Owen was very smart
and ambitious.

I do sometimes wonder how
different life might've been

had I gone with him.

No man should ask you to put
his career ahead of yours.

You made the right decision.

You made the decision.

You are incredibly persuasive.

I'll find the compliment
in there.

I'll see you at your event
this weekend?

Okay. Oh!
Invite the Kellers,

and tell them it's on me
because I know

they're fiscally irresponsible.
In those words.

I will find another way
of saying it, but yes.

Fine.

Let's go, cat.

Thank you!

Lizzie, there's no
conceivable reason

- for you to be here.
- I'm hungry.

That's my reason.

The man from Laconia
is here!

Great, send Mr. Benson in.

It's a Mr. Jasper.
You can go on back.

Uh, you know what? I...

I think that I might just
let Kate and Crystal

take the lead on this one.

Wren, we really,
really need you.

- Don't ghost us.
- Leaving is not an option.

No, it really is not.

Here he is. Mr. Jasper,
pleasure to meet you.

- Wow.
- Greyson Keller.

My, you are handsome.

Well, thank you. I think.

Please, don't mind
my brother, Mr. Jasper,

we only let him out
on special occasions.

Maxine Keller-Lynch.

- It's nice to meet you.
- You too.

Allow me to introduce you
to our Head of Corporate PR.

I'm just under the table.

I, um, dropped some papers.

Ow! Ugh!

Owen.

Yes, you should
all call me Owen.

Enough of this
Mr. Jasper nonsense.

Mm! Mm!

Does somebody know
the Heimlich?

Can you do that
on a huge stomach?

Somebody do it!
Don't hurt the baby!

This is what she gets
for constantly eating.

Pffft! Ugh!

Honey!

You okay? Can you speak?

Yeah, I can,
but now I need a lozenge.

- My throat is all scratchy.
- Oh my god.

Thank you so much, Wren,
you are a saint.

You're like Mother Theresa.
Thank you.

That's what we should
name our baby!

What, Theresa or Wren?
'Cause it's a boy.

Let's not assume we know
our baby's gender identity.

Maxine, can you take
Lizzie somewhere

- where she can gestate quietly?
- It's okay. Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

I'll waddle out
all by myself.

Excuse me...

I have an idea for
a lesbian dating app.

That's a very underserved
market.

Right? I have a name for it.
Ready?

Vaginda.

Right?

I-I think it has,
it has great potential.

Thank you.

Now that the drama is over,
may we start the meeting?

Yes, yes.

I don't think that
I've met these two ladies.

This is our social media
team -

Kate Carrera
and Crystal Parker.

- FYI, I love Blipper.
- Total echo.

Laconia has been blessed
with great success.

Now, it's time for us
to give back.

We have created a social
network-fundraising app hybrid.

We call the project GiveScape.

- This is amay!
- This is genius.

GiveScape profile
creation page

will have the same feel
for donors

and charitable organizations.

So, when you connect
with a charity,

- they appear as a friend.
- Exactly.

We want people to relate
on a deeper level

to the causes they support.

There's a wariness
about providing

this much demographic
information.

We expect that. Our user
agreement is very upfront.

No data will be shared;

only used internally
to suggest matches.

And donors of all income
levels

are treated equally
across the site?

Yes. All the feeds will have
a balance of content

across the donor
and charity spectrum.

- That's great.
- I love the color.

The logo design is snatch.

We could do something like
what we did for Open Heart.

Oh, scratch and repeat that.

My CFO loved what you did
on that campaign.

He's, he's why I'm here.

Remind us to thank him
profusely.

We'd tweak it a bit,

since people knew Open Heart,
and GiveScape is an unknown.

We'd launch a whisper campaign.

We'd work up some ads
in your font and color scheme.

Oh, it'll be maj,
with just taglines,

stark text, total Sansa.

We'd keep
an air of mystery

about what the exact
product is.

Build up anticipation.

If your graphics team could
send us

some design specs by tonight,
we could have a sample,

say, by tomorrow?

I'll have them sent.

Great, I'll give you
my contact info.

Great!

Friends with benefits.

We're not there yet.

As a tagline for a charitable
giving-social network hybrid.

- No, that's very interesting.
- I like it.

- It's perf boots.
- I'll mock up some more.

Let's meet tomorrow,
let's say 2:00.

Excellent. Consider it set.

We would love to have
your business.

Are you seeing
any other firms?

We're not supposed
to ask him that.

- Shhh!
- No, it's fine. One or two.

But I am very interested in
what I heard here today.

I'll see you tomorrow.
Yes.

No, no, please. Don't get up.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Very impressive,

Kate and Crystal.

Actually, it was Wren's idea
that he responded the most to.

- We just served presentation.
- Well, y'all nailed it.

I'd like to nail Mr. Jasper.

- Oof! Hashtag me too.
- That's not what that means.

He cuts a fine figure.

- I half expected a bridge troll.
- If none of you mind,

I am gonna go to my office
for a moment.

I think I might've banged
my head

a little harder than I thought.

- Great work, Wren.
- Oh.

- Uh-oh... Oh...
- Wren, are you okay?

- Mm-hmm.
- She's hyperventilating.

- What should we do?
- Go get a bag.

Okay.

Okay. Wren,
slow your breathing down.

Just like breathe.

I said a bag, not a purse.

- Something she can breathe into.
- Now you specify.

Oh my god,
it's really cute, though.

- I know, sample sale.
- Oh! Wren, what do we do?

I'm all right. I'm okay.

I'm sorry,
I just had a little um...

Oh, I couldn't breathe
for a second. I'm fine.

The air in there was just
a little weird.

- Brooklyn air is so different.
- For reals. Smells like hipster.

Oh my god, I've never seen
you like this.

We've never seen you
not calm.

I'm sorry about that.
I just needed a moment to...

catch my breath.
Um, okay,

let's come up with some
great taglines.

Should we look at the early
Blipper campaigns?

Yeah, how does Blipper work,
exactly?

It's like Twitter,
but for younger people

with even shorter
attention spans.

- Is Twitter over already?
- Hm, if you're under 30, yeah.

- But you can still use it.
- Thank you.

The way you bleep is with
five words and a hashtag,

with a pic or vid, as long as
it's a combo of seven total.

Really speaks to my ADHD.

Interesting.
Okay, let's get to work.

Okay.

I know. You've had
a terrible day, sweetheart.

I'm sorry.

Trust me,
mine wasn't so hot, either.

There you go, baby.

Only wet food tonight.
Doctor's orders.

He looked right through me,
like I didn't even exist.

Didn't even acknowledge
I was there.

Just like you, after you eat.

Come on, be a trooper.

Someone in this house has
to hold it together,

and it is not gonna be me.

What?

One, two, three!
Blipper!

What is happening?

Is this a joke?

Celebrating?
Celebrating what?

You can't hire us now.

Which is actually a good thing.

No, that's a terrible thing.

Wren, they want you in
the conference room.

Thanks, Denise.

Ah!

Wren!
We got the Jasper account!

What?!
I thought we had competition

and another meeting.
What happened?

Millennial magic.

Crystal and I uh...
ran into Owen last night.

- Oh, you ran into him?
- I beeped his Blipper.

I learned a new phrase -
they cyberstalked.

He was at this club
where I'm at all the time.

I dated the doorman.

We sashayed over to the
VIP lounge and had a kiki.

He said our pitch
was the only choice.

- Your brills idea, Wren.
- Here's to Kate and Crystal.

I may not be able to comment
publicly on their looks,

but Owen Jasper sure fell
for them.

Or he appreciated the work.

- He genuinely did.
- I think he's into us, too.

- He's mad flirtatious.
- You have a boyfriend.

Um, maybe I need a sidepiece.

You know, I think we just...

kept these doors open
for another year.

And I think I get
to keep my driver.

Wren, glass of bubbly?

Absolutely. Let me just put
down my stuff first.

Mm! Denise, join us for
the celebration!

Ooh, so this big new account,

does that mean I can have
a raise?

- Why not?
- Oh, about time.

How long have you worked
here, Denise?

This is my second day.

What is going on?
Am I being gaslighted?

Gaslighted. Gaslit?

Which is it?
Oh, who cares?

Wren, is that you?

Lizzie, what are you doing
in here?

I'm trying to listen to music
and snack in peace.

This closet is bigger than
my first apartment.

If Grayson says one more
thing about my eating...

He willed me to choke yesterday.

Just chew slowly
and more often

for the rest of your pregnancy.

I'm like 15 months pregnant
and it's never gonna end,

and all I wanna do is binge eat.

Well, that's kind of all
I wanna do right now, too.

Mm. Have a wing.

Maybe later. Thank you.

So, which 20-something hottie

do you think Jasper wants
to bag?

- Hopefully neither.
- He seems cool.

He stopped to talk to me
on his way out yesterday,

- to make sure I was okay.
- Oh, that was nice of him.

And he loved my app idea,

which I'm pretty sure
is golden.

Also, the two of you went
to the same college

around the same time.
Did you know that?

- Really?
- Yeah.

He sorta pulled the fake
"really" too.

But then I pushed him,
'cause that's what I do,

and then he said
that he knew you.

So, what's the story?

Did you guys go to like
the same orgy or something

and you still feel ashamed?

There's no story.
I think...

we were only at school
together a couple of years.

I honestly assumed
he didn't even remember me.

He did say that you barely
look like the same person.

That sounds meaner coming
from me.

I just have that tone.

I am very different.

He's right about that.

Oh!

- Hey.
- Hi.

We have some mock-up ads
for you to look at.

- Great.
- Yeah,

I think you're really
gonna like them.

Great.

- I just wanna say...
- Yes?

Nothing.

You look well.

Well? As opposed to sickly?

- I meant...
- So, you recognized me today.

- This is awkward.
- No, I, I understand.

You didn't know I worked here
when you hired us.

I should've done more
research.

Would it have changed
anything?

Don't answer that. I...

Thank you for trusting us
with your business.

You won't be disappointed.

I hope not, this time.

Hey, Big O!

Lemme show you these new
mock-ups we got.

I can't wait!

I'll join you in a second.

I'm just gonna work on
the launch event.

I can do this, right?

Yes, I can.

Stop talking;
there's no cat here.

Yes, we save the landmark,

and then we get to have
a nice party.

Oh, excuse me, gentlemen,
my niece is here.

Hi!

Wow, this place is stunning.

There's someone here
I want you meet -

a nice, young man
I recently met.

Is it serious? How young?

Not for me, dear, for you.

Oh, you know I hate being
set up.

He's handsome,
and he's in your field.

We know how this goes -
if you like them, I don't.

And if I like them,
you really don't.

And someday,
we'll pick a winner.

I should go find Grayson.

I know he's around here,
somewhere.

Oh, yes,
I saw his highness earlier.

Cecily!

- Oh!
- Oh! I'm so sorry,

I shouldn't have turned around
so abruptly.

No, not at all.

I never mind running into
a beautiful woman.

Wren, we're over here!

Hey.

Didn't realize you were
gonna be here.

I was told I needed to meet

the local philanthropic
community.

I mean, they need
to see your face.

I thought you liked me
for my mind?

- Oh yeah, that too.
- Am I being objectified?

Try being a woman.

Nah, you guys got it
too hard.

We certainly do.

I've been to more festive
funerals.

Please entertain me
so I can be among the living.

What are we discussing?

Nothing appropriate.

We were just discussing
Owen's type.

And he was being,
for reals, cagey.

I plead the fifth.

Wren, what about you?
Somebody in your life?

I've introduced Wren to many
eligible bachelors of note,

but none seem good enough.

- Crystal, how's Brian?
- He's all good.

- I find him terribly bland.
- Who's Brian?

Crystal's boyfriend, who she
keeps forgetting to mention.

We date.
We don't own each other.

I thought you two
were serious?

They should be.
Brian is art nerd hot.

He and his friends
are starting a gallery.

They is definitely geek
on fleek.

Crystal, I must implore you

to use the English language
of yore.

- My speak is my brand.
- My money is your paycheck.

Shady shots fired, G.

I said my boyfriend
is handsome and smart.

The gallery isn't opening
until later this year.

That could be an interesting
choice for the launch event.

It's a huge space
in West Chelsea.

It is so this moment.

Let's check it out!

I'll text him and set up
a walkthrough. He'll flip.

First you drag me
to Brooklyn,

and now to the far west side.
I feel like Lewis and Clark.

Grayson, what is your type?

Most men won't say young
and mute,

but that's secretly
what we want.

I prefer women with strong
opinions and ideas,

who aren't swayed
by what others think.

I'm not easily influenced.
I'm a strong-minded woman.

Slow your roll, Beyoncé,
you're what we call stubborn.

I prefer to make choices

based on all the available
information.

I, I think it's good
to be flexible.

- Is it?
- I'm plenty flexible.

Excuse me, I'm gonna go
powder my nose.

This party is abysmal.

I guarantee you, our events
put this to shame.

I am so not feeling this.

Can we just say hi
to Vanessa and ditch?

- Vanessa?
- Yeah, Wren's aunt.

She's the city planner.

Do you know her?
You should meet her.

I've heard a lot about her.

Ah! Fancy running into you,
here.

Well, you taught me
to always check my face.

Honey? Is something wrong?

No, I just have something
in my eye, I think.

Come here and let me see.

Oh, sweetie.

I'm sure it's nothing.

Anything that makes
our eyes water

is important to get rid of.

I'm not sure it will go away.

Is that Owen causing you
trouble?

No, he's fine.
He's just a client.

Mm-hmm. What is it then?

I detect some romantic despair.

I don't know, maybe.

I am starting to notice
couples everywhere.

Men my age with...

Women much too young
for them?

Wait 'til you're my age,

they get even younger.

It's like a never-ending
Woody Allen movie.

Wow, that's something
to look forward to.

Oh, I wish you'd meet
my new friend.

I really think you'd like him.

He's here, somewhere at
the event tonight.

Yeah? Well, maybe.

I just don't feel like
I really have time right now.

I'm so busy.

Your work life is gloriously
full.

We need to find you a man
who can respect that.

You should get back out
and socialize.

Everybody's here to see you.

You're right.

- You okay?
- Yes. Promise.

- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

I thought I'd be the earliest.

I wanted to see
the old neighborhood.

- Hmm.
- So much has changed.

I'm sorry I left
so abruptly last night, I...

I wasn't really ready
to see Vanessa.

She never really seemed
to like me very much.

That had nothing to do
with you.

She just was very
protective of me.

Mm, yeah.

Like a lioness with her cub,
but meaner.

Don't blame her for
my choices.

Have you gotten a chance
to check out

- the site's latest update?
- Oh, yeah.

The point system is
interesting.

How would that work?

Well, each donation
acquires points.

The hope is that, when
the company goes public,

those points will become
stock options.

That's generous.

Well, each early adopter
should benefit

from the site's success.

The point system
could be based on...

what percentage of a person's
income was donated,

rather than total amount.

Yeah, that...
that fits with our mission.

That way, a teacher would
benefit as much

under the reward system as,
say, a stockbroker.

- You're good at this.
- Don't act so surprised.

You're already collecting
income data,

so it shouldn't be hard
to manage.

Has the rich girl become
the socialist?

Rich girl?

I moved in with Vanessa
during high school.

Life with my mom
wasn't like that.

I know, I'm kidding.

I'm sorry to keep you
waiting.

I, uh, didn't know you'd
be here this early.

Nice to see you.

Brian and I were just...
discussing the...

party set up.

Shall we go in?

Yes, uh, follow me.

I really appreciate you
considering

using the gallery
for your event.

This is the main space,
as you can see,

and we have a space just like
this on the upper level.

I can't wait to share it
with you.

Hey, everyone!

Um, Brian, why don't you have
me show Owen upstairs?

I have a feeling I know how
the layout should be.

Sure, Kate,
you know the space.

My CFO will be here shortly.
Wren, will you greet him?

- Sure.
- All right.

- So, Wren, would you like...
- My earring is gone.

Do you think it fell in
the office?

Probs, I mean,
it was on when I got here.

Let's go check.
Wren, do you need anything?

No, I'm good.

Okay, be right back.

I'll just stay on door duty.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Is Owen here?
- He is.

- You must be Sam Benson.
- Yeah, that's me.

- And you are?
- Wren Cosgrove, from KKL.

Oh, right. Right,
nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.

I understand we have you
to thank for thinking of us.

Oh, well, your firm
does great work,

but Owen genuinely responded
as well,

so... he makes all the
decisions.

He gave you all the credit.

Yeah, well,
he's generous that way.

He's helped me a lot.

Um, why don't I show you
around,

since you're missing the tour?

- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Yeah?

What were you listening to?

- Huh?
- On your headphones,

- when you first came in?
- Oh...

something sad.

The Blues sad?

Joni Mitchell sad?

The Smiths sad?

- Joy Division.
- Hmm...

Though, there's some
Smiths on here, too.

A whole sad playlist.

Was it "Love will
tear us apart"?

Good guess.

Great view.

Yeah, isn't it?

- Mind if I sit?
- Go ahead.

Yeah,
it's an old college mix.

I made it for a paper I wrote
on the poetry of New Wave.

What else did you write
about?

Uh, some Cure, New Order,

and of course, the Smiths.

"How Soon is Now?"
I'm guessing?

Nailed it.

"I am human
and I need to be loved."

"Just like everybody
else does."

And the Cure?

"Pictures of You"?

Actually, "Boys Don't Cry".

"I would tell you
that I loved you,

if I thought that
you would stay."

"It's no use,
you've already gone away."

You're sensing a theme here.

I went through a whole
Goth phase, in high school.

I can't quite picture that.

Black hair, black nails,
black eyeliner.

I basically stole
Siouxsie Sioux' look.

Oh, what a great look!
Why'd you give that up?

'Cause I went to college
and became a riot girl.

I was into the sad ladies
of the '90s.

I've been to a Lilith Fair.

I admire a man
who can admit that.

Sam!

- Hey!
- I'm so glad you're here.

Hey.

Great, man.

Well, listen, thank you
for letting me use your house.

It was very peaceful.

- Sam, this is Kate.
- Hi, Sam. What house?

I rented a house in
the Hamptons.

How come you've never
invited us?

Why don't you guys
come this weekend?

Well, I, I have too much work
to do.

Well, we can make it
a work retreat.

I doubt I'd get very
much done.

Rebecca's having her event
there, this weekend.

She would flip
if we all showed up.

We could bring
the whole crew.

It'd be great for me
to see what KKL can do.

This is a launch for
an actress' perfume line;

it's very different from what
we have in mind for you.

Crystal's going to live.
Where is she?

She is looking for her
earring with Brian.

She's been looking for her
earring a lot lately.

Crystal!

So, you'll come as well?

Uh... I mean, sure, why not.

It'd be nice to have
a little fun, right?

Brian, we love the space.

We're gonna use it for
the event.

Oh, that is excellent news!
Thanks, man!

Crystal, he's inviting us
to his house in the Hamptons

- this weekend.
- Stop it. I'm dead.

- Girl, get reborn!
- Okay, I'm living!

You gonna finish that tour?

Yeah, let me show you
the outside.

Great.

Sam is emo adorable.

Yeah, he's like sad cute.

Anyone notice a vibe
between him and Wren?

- There's a total vibe.
- Totes possible vibe.

Mm-hmm.

I know, baby.

Trust me, I would rather
stay here with you

than go to the Hamptons,
any day.

- Oh.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- I'm here to pick up a cat.

Come in.
He's not quite ready yet.

- Ah.
- Have we met?

Yes, I think we almost bumped
into each other.

At Vanessa's party. Yes.

Tyler Pratt. Pratt PR.

- So, you've heard of me?
- I have.

Didn't Rebecca used to work
with you before she came to us?

Yes, and uh...
and how is that icy delight?

Still wearing her signature
bun.

Well, it's good
we have some people in common,

since I believe we're supposed
to be going on a date

at some point.

Oh, you're THAT new friend.

Oh, I've been mentioned.

You have.

Lovely.

- She didn't say you were so...
- Handsome. Charming? Witty?

- Confident.
- Ah.

How did Vanessa rope you
into picking up my cat?

Well, we were having brunch
together

and she said that she'd drop me
at my next appointment

if we made this, uh,
this unplanned stop.

Unplanned? Right.
Wow, she is outrageous.

She's fabulous.
I want her to run for mayor.

Oh, she will love
the sound of that.

Hey, listen, I'm,
uh, I'm heading up

to the Hamptons myself,
tonight.

Are you going to Rebecca's
soiree?

I should be. I'm working
with a client all weekend.

Please do come.
I'll uh...

I mean, I'll make sure
you have fun.

I'll keep an eye out for you.

You know, I was dreading
this party, and now,

I'm so looking forward to it.

I'll go wrangle my cat.

- Wren!
- Hey! - Hi!

Mwah, mwah!
How was your trip?

Great, except I forgot
my suitcase.

I fell asleep
and left it on the bus.

Oh, that sucks!
I mean, I have clothes,

- you can borrow something.
- I, I don't know

if I could quite pull off
your look.

You should just let me style
you this weekend.

I mean, hey,
what do I have to lose?

- Your dry spell.
- My dignity.

Same difference.
So, go upstairs, put on a suit,

and meet us out back.

Does the other suit have any
more fabric than this one?

We can sew two together.

- That was good!
- Oh, oh!

- Oh, get it!
- Yes!

- Hey!
- Good. You made it.

- Mm-hmm.
- Now Sam can stop asking me

when you're getting here.

Oh.
He's a sweet guy.

He's... a little shy at first.
Easy to talk to.

I'm just glad he's trying
to be social.

I think that's about all
he's up for, right now.

Oh, get it!

Well, he's safe around me,
if that's what you're asking?

No, I... I'm sorry,

that came out wrong.

So, what's his story?
Bad breakup?

Two years ago, his fiancée
was diagnosed with cancer.

Oh my god, that's terrible!

Oh, no, no, she got better,

and Sam stuck by her side
through a year of treatment.

So, what happened?

She blew up her life.

Quit her job, changed her name,
and, uh, dumped Sam.

It was all very San Francisco.

- That's awful.
- Mm, yeah.

Don't mention it to him. He
doesn't want anybody to know.

No, of course. I won't.

So he hasn't moved on yet?

No, no, not really.

Sometimes it can be hard
to get over someone.

We should probably go join
the rest of the group, right?

Yeah. Let's just get this
over with.

- Ah!
- Shoot!

She wasn't even
looking.

Crystal,
get off your phone.

I'm handling our social,
people!

Take a break for a minute,
play!

Oh, you wanna play?

Owen! Get over here
so I can kick your butt!

Maxine!

No one likes you when you're
too competitive.

All right, all right.

It's hard to take a nap
around here.

Ready!

13 serving nothing! Ah!

Ooh!

- There she is.
- Hey.

- How was your trip?
- Oh, pretty good.

Though, I left my stuff on
the bus,

and... now I'm wearing one
of Kate's swimsuits.

It's made out of dental floss.

Well, I happen to have
something stuck in my teeth.

Oh, my.

- That was bad.
- Yeah.

I've gotta up my banter game
around all of you.

- It's a tough crowd.
- Yeah.

- Yes!
- Here we go!

Aghhh!

Owen told me something
I'm not supposed to know,

and now I do know,
and now I feel awkward.

He told you about Angela?

Is that her name, your ex?

Well, she was Angela.

Now she's calling herself
Feather or Racehorse.

Depends on the week.

I'm so sorry that happened
to you.

Just don't give me that
inescapable look of pity.

I don't like that.

I won't! I promise.

Sam, I need you in the game,
bud!

You're doing it.

Stop it. All right, coming.

Come on, Sam!

Why did Owen have
to tell me that?

You see me coming, and yet,
you're not moving.

I don't understand you.

Okay. Ugh!

What, are you talking
to yourself again, Wren?

Oh, probably. I barely even
notice anymore.

You like to talk and there's
not always someone to listen.

I get it. You wanna talk
to the baby?

- Supposed to be good for him.
- Oh! All right.

- Yeah, bring it in.
- Hello there, little baby.

Uh, don't you be in any hurry
to get out now.

Hey! No.

Tell him the eviction notice
is served.

Get outta there,
ya little twerp!

Ah...

I think you secretly like
being pregnant.

Well, yeah.

I have a license to complain
about anything and everything.

It's been great.

- Here we go.
- Okay.

Yes! A blaster!

You're a blaster!

There's absolutely no work
happening this weekend.

No.

It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay. It's all good.

Oh my gosh, look at Wren!

- Hey!
- Hi!

Everyone,
this is my new friend,

this hot biatch
formerly known as Wren.

Oh, I'm still going by Wren.

- You look amaze.
- Have a seat.

- Yes!
- Thank you.

- Great! Hi!
- Hey, how ya doin'?

- Good.
- Work.

You are sparkly tonight.

Thank you, sir.

I wanna thank everyone
for being here.

I knew I made the right
decision

joining forces with KKL.

- To new friendships.
- Hear, hear!

- Hear, hear!
- Cheers!

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

Ms. Cosgrove,

you look stunning this evening.

How on earth do you know
this riff raff?

Always nice to see you,
Grayson.

- I'm sure it is, for you.
- You two know each other?

I rescued Rebecca from a life
of mediocrity working for him.

Oh, my firm's going
very well, thank you.

We actually picked up
some clients you had to drop.

One man's trash.

I should get back
to my friends,

but I will see you
at Rebecca's event later.

Hey, you were awful to him.

It's all in good fun.

We've always been very
competitive over Rebecca.

And I don't like the fact

that he's almost as good
looking as I am.

Hey, no one is as good
looking as you. Ever.

I know,
but it's so lovely to hear.

'Kay, can't do this anymore.
My body's like, "Go lay down!"

Okay, let's go.

Sorry, everyone.
Give Rebecca our regards.

Okay, yeah.
Enjoy the party for us,

since you all can still
enjoy things.

Oh, okay. Thank you. Sorry.
Thank you.

My, Rebecca has truly
outdone herself.

This place is something!

- Let's dance!
- All right!

Who wants
to dance with me? Owen?

I'm gonna go get a drink
first. Sam.

- Yeah?
- Take the lady for a spin.

No, no, no,
I'm a bit rhythm-challenged.

I have enough for the both
of us.

Hey, Rebecca's hair is down!

This is a momentous occasion.

Come up here and dance!

I don't think I can manage
that.

Not you, Grayson! Wren!

I'll be right up!

Go, go! Bon voyage.

- Who is this giving me life?
- That's Wren.

We work together!

Hey, girl, hey!
Shake that ass harder.

- I love your fragrance!
- My scent and my philosophy.

How much longer do we have
to be here, Becca?

We'll escape here, soon.
There's a car waiting.

Hey, Wren, can you block anyone
that might follow us?

Oh, is that why I'm up here?

Maybe, but you are actually
kinda fun.

- Who knew?
- She's kinda got some flavor.

She's... movin'

like she's shakin' off
her old self.

Okay, I gotta go.

- Watch my show on YouTube.
- I will!

Oh, hey.

You need some help
getting down?

That's right,
I am getting down.

- Oh! Oh!
- Oh!

Owen Jasper,
you are still chivalrous

after all these years.
Nice catch.

- Did you just call me a catch?
- That is not what I said.

I know, I was just kidding.

Comedy has never been
your thing, has it?

You're mean
when you're tipsy.

Oh, be quiet!
I was kidding, too.

It's so nice to see you
having fun.

Nice to be having fun.

I should go check up on Sam.

Good idea. Yes.

I had no idea you were
attending this shindig.

The way you talk is
hilarious.

You know, Rebecca asked me
to come help,

but I'm done now.
It's time to get on the floor!

The floor? You mean, are you
asking me to dance,

because I do have some moves?

You got the moves
like Jagger?

If you're talking
about Bianca Jagger,

from the bygone days of
Studio 54,

- then yes, I do.
- Let's do this!

Now, where on earth
have you been?

I've been trying to dance
with you all night.

I don't dance that often.

Now, no one's gonna believe
that

after the show you guys put on.
Want a drink?

Sure! I'm having fun.

Okay, what do you wanna drink?

- Uh, a shot.
- A shot of what?

You pick.

Ugh! You are gorgeous
and surprising.

Less charm,
more getting me a shot.

As if I'm magic.

Thank you.

You wanna dance? Let's go.

Lead the way.

I'm hot. Are you hot?

In what way?

Oh my god, he's finally
flirting back?

I... No, I just want some
clarity.

I mean like
I'm overheating.

No, it is kinda crowded
in here.

Maybe we should go outside.

Yeah, let's go to the beach.

Let's take Sam with us. He
looks a little bit overwhelmed.

Yeah, let's take Sam.
And Wren!

- Mm.
- Hey, Wren!

- Hey!
- Hey!

Um, listen, I'm having
a client emergency.

Oh no! Is everything okay?

Yeah, no, it's fine.
I'll tell you on the way.

I guess that means
I can't come.

- No.
- Agh.

We'll finish this dance
another time, okay?

Looking forward to it.

- Owen, let's go to the beach.
- All right.

Looks like we're the third
and fourth wheel.

It certainly appears
that way.

Hey, do you wanna...
wanna just hang here?

- Yeah, let's do that.
- All right, great.

Was I a jerk earlier?

No! No, definitely not.

I get irritated when people
feel bad for me.

I know what you mean.

My mom died when I was 16 and...

I know how it feels when people
demand to see your grief.

I can see why Owen loved you.

He told you?

What did he say?

Well, he mentioned the mythical
college girlfriend before.

He just didn't say it was you
until earlier today.

I didn't think he talked
about our time together.

It's rare, but when he does,

you can sense
it was meaningful to him.

So, there hasn't been anyone
special

during the time
that you've known him.

Well, you know,
Owen goes on lots of dates,

but special? No.

I mean, there's no shortage
of pictures of him online

with various versions of the
same type of lady on his arm.

Yeah, types like
the lovely Kate.

Well, Kate is special.

No, I can tell.

He would be lucky
to have her.

If you think she's good
enough for him,

who am I to argue?

He deserves that kind of
happiness,

and, and she's wonderful.

You've convinced me.

Ooh, I wanna go swimming!

I think the water is
too harsh.

Where's your sense of
adventure?

You afraid of the waves?

I don't even have anything
to wear.

Just improvise.
It's gonna be dark.

- I'm not gonna see anything.
- I'm not being modest, I just,

I don't think that this is
a great idea.

Well, I'm going in,
whether you are coming or not.

Your stubborn streak
is impressive.

I know, but you love it.

- Kate...
- I know.

That was like, not that great.
But it's okay, we'll get there.

- Kate! Kate?
- Okay! Ungh!

- Come on!
- Last one in buys me dinner!

Kate!

Ugh! This dress is so hard
to get off.

- Oh, oh, oh!
- Kate!

Kate!

- Wren!
- What happened?

Wren... I don't, I don't know.

She, she was on the rocks,
she fell.

Okay, we shouldn't be
moving her.

Set her down really gently.
Can you call an ambulance, Sam?

Yeah.

Uh, I don't have any reception.

Run back to the party,
you'll get a signal there.

Find Crystal.

Everything's gonna be okay.
Promise.

I'm gonna go try
and find the cafeteria.

I'll come with.

I'll get another update.

- I just all your messages.
- Where have you been?

I remained at the party
far too late.

What's happening with Kate?

Well, she broke her leg

and she's still unconscious
from her head injury,

- but they're optimistic.
- Let's rewind.

You and Denise were at
the party all this time?

I imbibed too much
and took a brief nap.

There's lipstick on
your collar.

Denise, what's that shade
called again?

Uh, I don't wanna get all up
in the family conversation,

or whatever, but uh...

what me and Grayson do is...

none of your business.

As your employer,
it actually is,

but we will discuss that later.

Yeah, not too much later,

because everything that's
happening here is fascinating.

Grayby, you want a coffee?

Yes, Denise, I think that
seems entirely necessary.

- All right.
- Ugh! I'm so bloated

I could star in the sequel
to "Precious".

Honey, no, you did not!

Just don't, okay?

Okay.

Lizzie, you look more
miserable than usual.

- You should go home.
- Thank you?

Uh, but I need to be here
for Kate.

Why? You barely know her.

But we're totally friends.
We're practically the same age.

I'll leave that one alone.

Exactly how is your being here
helping anyone?

I'm pregnant,
I'm not useless.

Why are you always such
a pompous jerk?

Okay, babe,
don't get all worked up.

I'm not getting worked up,

I'm just tired of being told
that I offer nothing.

- No one is saying that.
- He is constantly implying that!

I am useful, right, Wren?

- Of course, Lizzie, yes.
- Thank you, Wren.

- I'm Wren-approved.
- Lizzie, please stop it.

This moment is not about you.

When is it ever my moment?!

Right now's the moment.
It's your baby moment!

It's like right now is your
baby moment.

And it's in the Hamptons.
That's cute, right?

- I'll go get a nurse.
- Get a janitor, too,

- to clean up this mess.
- Shut up!

Do you think Wren should stay
out here in the Hamptons

until we know more?

Wren should probably go back.

She's the most capable
person here.

I think she'd be really helpful.

With Lizzie spawning,
Maxine and I have to stay,

so we'll handle things.

Lizzie will be in labor
for a while.

When has she ever been prompt?

- What about Kate?
- She's groggy, but awake.

The swelling has gone down,
but she is gonna need surgery

- on her leg.
- Can we see her?

- No, not yet.
- This is all my fault.

We shouldn't have been
out there, on the beach.

- It was so dark.
- It was an accident.

No, she was trying
to show off for me.

- I should've stopped her.
- No one can stop Kate.

She's entirely too obstinate.

And that is why
she will be fine.

No, I'm gonna stay out here.

Wren, we need you to go home
and cover the office

since we're stuck here.

Take my jacket.

Denise, can you give Wren
a lift to the jitney stop?

Hmm, what?

I was out cold.
I sleep with my eyes open.

I like where
we went with this.

You've been incredibly
helpful.

I know. We should
collaborate more.

I'd like that.

Enough mush,
I have to go work.

Who knew Kate's accident

would have Rebecca breaking
good?

I knew she had some nice
in her.

I didn't. At all.

Hey, how is Kate?

She's great.

Yeah, she's been helping me out
a lot over email,

and posting nonstop selfies
from the Hamptons.

I haven't heard much
of anything from Sam,

and nothing from Owen.

They're coming to the party,
right? It's only a week away.

They better be.
There's no event without them.

I've been checking Owen's
Blipper feed -

- so far, zilch. Radio silence.
- That's a good idea.

You should definitely keep
an eye on that.

Trust me, I'm refreshing
like Zuckerberg

at the end of
"The Social Network."

I'm all like, accept my damn
friend request, Rooney Mara.

I actually get that
reference.

I speak old people now, too.
For Grayson.

I have to share something
with you.

What? That sounds serious.

Oh, it is.

Guess who's getting married?

Kate's getting married?

She is so extra.
Stealing my moment,

even when she's not here.
No! Brian and I are engaged!

What?! Oh Crystal,
that's incredible!

- Oh, thanks.
- Congratulations!

- Thank you!
- I'm so happy for you!

The Hampton sitch was deep.

Brian felt compelled
to put a ring on it.

Wait, where is this ring?
I have to see it!

Oh, it's being resized, but
I can't wait to show it off.

People will be so jelly.

Ooh! That's my sound
for when Kate bleeps.

Oh.

What? What is it?
You're scaring me.

No, it's amazing!

It says I'm off the market,
people. Hashtag boyfriend

And there's a heart drawn
on her boot cast thing.

Oh. Um, who's the boyfriend?

It's obvi Owen.

- So lay, girlfriend!
- Hmm.

I guess now we know why he's
been too busy to check in.

Too busy getting busy.

Maybe he'll get back to us,

now that the news
has been bleeped.

Owen Jasper is dating
your assistant?

Well, technically, she's
a junior account manager

and she runs our social media,

but yes, that seems to be
the case.

He couldn't have found
another firm,

with another much younger woman

to tend to his whims?
I don't buy it.

We are the best at
what he needed.

Or he came back here
to hurt you.

I don't think Owen
would do that.

But, it's obviously
causing you pain.

I'm handling it.
I mean,

what better way for me to get
over my first love,

than to watch him fall in love
with someone else, right?

It's for the best.

It's a sign.

It's time for you to move on.

So, how do you like Tyler?

He is everywhere these days.

I may have to take out
a restraining order.

I won't let you restrain
a man who looks like that.

Maybe with some fur handcuffs.

Oh, Vanessa!
I'm shocked!

I have seen it all.

I probably should've mentioned

I invited Tyler
to join us for dessert.

- Tyler's here?
- Oh, Wren,

you look stunning, as usual.
Vanessa, ravishing.

There's no one in government
more lovely.

You are shameless.

There's no shame
in telling the truth.

I'm just jealous
of the company you keep.

- Vanessa is good company.
- She's the best.

Okay, I have a business
meeting

at the crack of dawn tomorrow.

- Tyler?
- Yeah?

Why don't you take my seat
and enjoy this wine with Wren.

Maybe have a little dessert.

Thank you for setting up
our first date.

- It's taken me weeks.
- Well, Wren is a very busy,

very successful woman.

She doesn't need to make it
easy for any man.

Even one as dashing as you.

- I'm blushing.
- Sit down, Tyler.

Wren?

See you at your event.
You should bring him.

Now, there is an excellent
idea.

You two are in cahoots.

She thinks
we make a good pair.

I wouldn't dare go against
her will.

It's a battle I always lose.

It's great to see you.

- How's Kate?
- She's on the mend.

She seems to have acquired
a new boyfriend

while in the hospital.

Kids move at an alarming
rate these days.

It's exhausting, but it makes
my job a whole lot more fun.

So, you're happy at KKL?

Yeah, I feel like they treat
me like an equal.

I'm valued and respected.

Mm. They should make you
partner, then.

It's their family business.

That's never gonna be on
the table.

Well, for what it's worth,

I've never felt better
since starting my own firm.

I'd make you partner.

After all,
you're the talent there.

Well, thank you.

Or maybe some far-off day
in the future,

I will start my own firm.

I just like to see people
realize their full potential.

Make sure they're not holding
you back from yours.

I know they might seem like
a bunch of kooks,

but... they're my kooks.

Loyalty, even to someone
as absurd as Grayson,

- is admirable.
- Can we not talk about work?

Not another word.
I'll enjoy the wine

and whatever comes after.

What's coming after
is ice cream.

Which is more than enough.

For now.

We are up to 350 RSVPs.

- Ooh.
- Ooh!

That moment when Kate finally
texts, "We're on our way."

Good, we need her here soon.

I am not featuring that
cat hair.

What? Do I always have those?

Just like 100% of the time.

Crystal, thank you.

You have been so... ferosh

the last few weeks.

I know.
I'm a one-woman squad.

I'll be at the bar.

Don't even ask.

- What's wrong with him?
- Ugh! Our sitter cancelled

and Denise offered to stay
and watch the baby.

He's already too attached.
She might be Aunt Denise soon.

That's a lawsuit waiting
to happen.

Lizzie, you look absolutely
incredible.

Aw, thank you.
I eat only lettuce

and I spend every waking moment
on the treadmill.

- That doesn't sound healthy.
- It's not.

But I need my body back

after that nine-month
occupy vag street protest.

Never again, by the way.

Okay, well, next time,
I'll rent a womb with a view.

We can name her Merchant
Ivory.

Yeah.

You're an idiot.

- Where's Owen?
- Don't know.

Uh, here soon, hopefully.

Do you want us anywhere
specific?

No, just go enjoy yourselves.

All right!

- Great.
- Thank you.

Wren, you didn't heed
my advice,

so I brought this charmer along
as my arm candy.

Sorry, I have to focus.

No, you're working.
I understand.

This would be a great shot
for social.

- Would you pose for me?
- Of course, dear,

that's why I'm here.

Adorbs. And now, just one
of Wren and Ms. Perry.

Cute.

How about one of Wren
and Tyler?

Definitely.

Well, how about we make
this one an action shot?

Uh... Oh!

- Well.
- Mm.

Why don't you escort me
to the dance floor

and teach me a thing or two?

I think you'll be the one
doing all the teaching.

Do not post that on
our social media.

I never.
That dude has mad swag.

Yeah, but is it too much?

You're such a tough sell.

Wow, look at her.

Yass, queen!

Kate, it's so good to see you
on your feet again.

- Only one foot, for now.
- We're here to hold her up.

Stay right there.
I must take pics.

Oh, can you get one with me
and my boyfriend?

Owen.

Oh, yeah, of course.
Let me, let me step aside.

Here, come here.

Wait, Sam is your new bae?

Obviously! Um, but can you
take a picture

'cause it's really hard
to stand.

- I got you.
- Okay.

Wait... what?

I'm sorry that I was so hard
to reach.

I knew that you could
handle it.

How did you know that?

You always do.

You always have.

So, Sam and Kate?

How did that happen?

No idea.
Seemed instantaneous.

But I thought Kate had
a thing for you?

She made it very clear
in the hospital

that I had been something
called "friend zoned".

You weren't interested
in her?

I mean, I like Kate a lot,
she's fun to be around, but...

no.

So, you're okay with them
being together?

They seem happy, I mean,
for such an odd couple.

Who knows, you know?

I support anything that keeps
his mind off Angela.

You mean, Feather.

I think she's actually now
going by

an unpronounceable symbol.

Well, that's great!
I'm happy for Sam.

He's moving on.

Yeah.

How do you do that?

Know when it's right
to move on?

You're asking
the wrong person.

I've never been any good
at that.

Wren...

- I have never stopped...
- Owen!

All of the upper echelon
are here,

even the ones I loathe.

You must meet every single
person.

Gray, me and Wren are just
in the middle...

No, no, it will wait.

I don't give personal
introductions often.

Now, let's start with
the people I hate.

- Who don't we hate?
- Come.

Well, that looked intense.

You think he's unhappy
with the event?

I, I don't know. He didn't
get to finish his thought.

Well, I think everything
is spectacular.

Tyler, I'm sorry, could we
continue this some other time?

- Of course.
- Okay.

Looking forward to it.

Oh wow!

Terrible picture of me.

I think I might have
a bad side.

Okay, Mariah Carey.

Wren looks beautiful tonight.

Yeah, 'cause I made sure she
wasn't covered in Wentworth.

- Wentworth?
- Her cat.

He sheds like a mother.

She named her cat Wentworth?

Yeah, probably
after that hot actor.

I think it might be
from a book.

They still make those?

I'm joking!
I listen to e-books.

Shoot, I wasn't supposed
to post that.

But they look so cute together.

Wren's finally dating again.

Yeah, no, they,
they really look...

cute together.

Did you wanna check the other
shots I took of you?

Nah, just...

post whatever you want.

Owen!

Where are you rushing off to?

Grayson told me that
I finished meeting

everybody I need to meet.
I'm leaving.

You can't just leave
your own event.

What, what were you gonna say
before?

It's not important.

- Well, still, you should stay.
- No.

There's nothing left
for me here.

Wren?

I saw you make a mad dash.
Are you all right?

No, I'm not, but I really
don't need another

- ladies' room rescue right now.
- What's going on?

Which would you like to hear?

The fact that I let you
talk me into making

the worst decision
of my entire life?

The fact that I'm still
in love with Owen?

The fact that he just dangled
a little bit of hope

in front of me,
and then pulled it away?

- Slow down.
- You could have supported me.

You could've let me follow
love,

instead of some stupid job.

It has always been about
what you want.

It's what your mother wanted.

She wanted you to be in control
of your own destiny,

and sometimes that means

putting your career
ahead of a man.

Well, congratulations,
I have followed your advice

and I have been miserable
with that choice ever since.

Take a little responsibility,
Wren.

Trust me, I am every bit
as angry with myself

as I am with you.

Well, I don't know what
to say.

Young Owen Jasper seemed wrong
for you.

Why did you hate him so much?

I didn't hate him!

He reminded me of your father.

Another unreliable dreamer

who eventually disappeared.

I couldn't bear to watch you
go through

the same thing your mother did.

You were wrong about him!

Well, maybe I was...

and I'm very sorry.

Why would you listen to me?

Is there anything about
my three husbands

that would make you think
I have good taste in men?

You don't. You like Tyler.

He's, he's way too smooth
for his own good.

I don't genuinely approve

of that blond hood ornament.

Oh, I just want you
to have some fun.

Just go on a few dates.

Oh, he's beneath you.

You think everyone is
beneath me.

Yes, I do.

You are the most special person
in the whole world.

I don't feel very special
right now.

Oh...

I'm sorry, Vanessa.

I didn't mean to lash out
at you.

Can I just have a moment alone
to pull myself together?

Of course.

But I will always be here
for you,

whether you want me to or not.

I know.

Holy shit,
that was like an episode

of white people "Empire".

You were in there
that whole time?

Mm-hmm. I just had a baby.

I spend half my life
on the toilet.

- You heard all of that?!
- I did.

And now your weird behavior
over the past couple of weeks

- finally makes sense.
- It hardly makes sense to me.

Oh, come on.

Owen, your ex,
hires our firm,

when you know he had to have
other options.

- Not as good.
- Okay, maybe,

but then he immediately started
flirting with those girls

right in front of you.

Because they're young
and gorgeous.

Or because he was trying
to piss you off,

or get back at you,
or some other nonsense men do.

Thank goddess I'm a lesbian.

Why would he do that?

Because he obviously still
has feelings for you.

Wren, you're standing there

moping about the great
Owen Jasper,

when you should be deciding
whether or not

he's good enough for you.

I don't see it that way.

Everybody sees it that way

except for you.

You're a rock star.

He would be lucky to have you,

and if he can't figure
that out,

good riddance.

Oh, you're sweet, Lizzie.

No, I'm really not.

Now, enough of this garbage.
Fix your face,

and let's go back to the party.

Lizzie, you okay in here?

- Yeah, I'm good.
- She's exceptional.

I agree.

Can I bounce before I become
party debris?

Yes, for sure.
You've already done so much.

You're coming tomorrow,
right, at 10:00, still?

Oh! The wedding dress
shopping.

Yes, of course.
I wouldn't miss it.

- Tonight was epic.
- Oh...

It was.

I can't give you the medicine

if you don't have some food
first.

Work with me here.
Help me out.

You're getting better,
I promise.

Don't give up.

Wentworth!

Ugh, fine.

You're giving up,
I'll give up, too.

I give up.

Does this say hottest bride ever?

It does!
Possibly of all time!

- Aw!
- So unreal.

Oh, thank you, ladies!

I can't wait for my dress!
Soon!

You only just started
dating Sam.

When you know, you know.

Wow, you two have more
figured out at your age

- than I ever did.
- Not Kate.

She was mad thirsty for Owen
like a minute ago.

Well, I tried to give it
a shot,

but he was so tepid.
I had to swipe left, hard.

- Think he's gay.
- Oh, I don't think so. No.

Maybe he just wasn't
into you.

All straight guys
are into me.

He just seemed unavailable.

It was sort of tedious
hanging out with him

when we were landing
the account.

- Owen bored you?
- Sorry about it, but yeah.

I'm 25 and he's, like, old.

He's not that much older
than I am.

You're fam! I don't think
about you like that.

- You're young and fresh.
- Okay,

I'll take your word for that.

You always seemed off
your game with Owen.

High key echo.

You're usually really charming
with clients,

but with Owen,
you were like, not into it.

Did it really seem that way?

Uh, you had no chill.
Except with Sam.

Who, I then took.
I suck. Sorry.

Oh, I only like Sam
as a friend.

And you can't steal anyone.

A heart has to be freely given.

I give freely,
all night long.

Keep it a hundred, sis.

I know Sam seems really
gloomy,

- but in the sack, so hot.
- Same with Brian.

- He gets it savage.
- Hmm. Tyler?

Yeah, Wren,
how is Tyler's sex game?

I wouldn't know.
We're so not there,

- at sex games, not even close.
- You should be. He's so fine.

No, Tyler's at the coffee
shop next door.

Does he look hot?

I mean, yeah,
he always looks hot.

- He's there with Denise.
- What could that be about?

Here comes Rebecca
stomping down the street.

Damn, she looks pissed!

Oh!

Okay, show's over!

Can this day be about
my dress again, now?

I think that's the one.

Just get it. We're so done.

- Your boyfriend's an asshole.
- He's not my boyfriend.

I don't even think I like him.

- Haven't you two been dating?
- We went on one half date.

- Did you and he...
- No, absolutely not.

Well, that's too bad,
'cause he's got a big... talent

- in that... one area.
- You and Tyler?

We used to work together.

You've seen him,
you've seen me.

- Of course we did.
- I wish I'd known earlier.

That wanna-be client thief

just tried to poach
my YouTube star.

Wait, that didn't work,
did it?

No, of course not.
Alicia set up a fake meeting

so I could go and shame him.

- What was Denise doing there?
- He'd offered her a job.

I told her it was fine.
He'll pay her more.

Grayson's not gonna be happy
with Denise at the competition.

Oh, he's happy. They can date
now without Maxine complaining.

Oh, right.
Yeah, good for them.

And Tyler is not our
competition.

He's just a child trying
to swim a sea of sharks,

and I'm Jaws.

Remind me never
to make you angry.

You don't.
I secretly adore you.

I know, I feel the same.

Let's stop before this
gets gross.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Hmm.
- All right, well...

- Have you seen his speech?
- Yeah. No, it's good.

Yeah.

So, do I get to meet
this Tyler today?

No! That was never a thing.

Well, I'm sure he'll be
heartbroken.

I suspect he'll move on
quickly, like most men.

Ah yes, that's what we do.
We move on.

Oh, I didn't mean you.

No, but it is what
I'm doing -

moving on after mourning
my great love for a full year,

which is plenty of time.

I'm not sure I'll ever be
over my great love.

- What is this, a competition?
- No.

I just don't think women
recover from heartbreak

as quickly as men do.

We hold on far too long.

Yeah, I don't know.

Angela got over me pretty much
instantaneously.

I know, I'm just making
a sweeping generalization

based on my opinion.

It's how I feel today.

Wren, if you still feel
something for Owen,

just tell him.

We missed our chance -

again -

and I've made my peace
with that.

Guys, I need to concentrate.
Can I just have a moment?

'Kay.

Are you ready?

- Yes.
- Great.

Giving hope,
giving kindness,

giving love,

should be as easy as
the push of a button.

Laconia has been very blessed,

and now it is time for us
to give something back.

So, we have created
a social network...

When I heard you named
your cat Wentworth, I knew why.

The same reason I named
my company Laconia.

That book we read together
in college

with what you called the most
romantic letter ever written

with the half agony,
half hope line.

That's about where I am now.

I knew where you worked
when I hired your firm.

I had to see you again.

I thought about you so much
over the years,

I just... needed to know.

And now I know there's
no one else for me.

You can choose
what happens next.

Think about what you want.

No ultimatums.
No rushing you this time.

I'm here through the weekend,
but that could change.

I can move here for you.
I'll wait for you to decide.

Just know that if you want me
in your life,

say the word
and I am yours forever.

So you did come back for me.

Yes!

Why didn't you just tell me
that?

Because I'm stubborn!

Because I was afraid
of getting hurt again.

I'm not gonna tell you
to stay here for me,

- we've done that before.
- We don't have to.

- I'm staying.
- Are you sure?

You have to do
what's best for you.

Wren, you are what's best
for me.

I love you.

"I am half agony, half hope.

Tell me it's not too late,

that these precious feelings
aren't gone forever."

Wren, I offer myself
to you again.

"With a heart
even more your own

than when we parted years ago."

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