All language subtitles for Love Is Science_ Episode 03 [Viki]

There's a type of "good" that refers to "good intentions" from your friends.

I call it "Asian Pressure."

Please respect my client, Sir.

- Hey! You—
- What does this have to do with you, Sir?

I heard that this temple is very effective.

But I also got this fortunate that says marriage is unlikely.

If you can get it done, I will join immediately.

Today is that one day of the month.

It has already been nine years since your divorce. You're still wearing your wedding ring.

You just don't want to admit you regret the divorce.

What? Did you get into an accident?

Whose car accident were you spouting nonsense about on the phone?

I didn't expect to see you here. Player.

- I'm not a player.
- Little Piggy, you're so cute.

Did you forget that your brother and I are already married?

May I ask Ms. Yan Fei if you are willing to accept hairstylist No. 29's invitation?

You better tell me the truth!

We only went to the hair salon where he works to wash my hair.

If one day, my goddess appears in front of me,

I can help cut and style her hair.

♫ I've written your name ♫

♫ Fated to be together for life ♫

♫ We've both been hurt a few times ♫

♫ And now we've grown ♫

♫ Living in this city ♫

♫ It's so easy to get lost ♫

♫ So blessed to be in love with each other ♫

♫ We've written the same address ♫

♫ From now on, we'll live life together ♫

♫ Our story ♫

♫ Is just beginning ♫

♫ We've exchanged rings ♫

♫ Happy or sad, we'll face it all together from now on ♫

♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ We'll support each other from now on ♫

♫ I promise, your smile ♫

♫ Will be more real than before ♫

♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ Your love is like a diamond ♫

♫ Zero defect, so genuine ♫

♫ Love needs no explanation ♫

♫ We'll be holding hands for the rest of our lives ♫

Love Is Science?

Timing and Subtitles by the Scientific Love Team @viki.com

What are you doing?

Million Convenience Store

Welco—

Small (Ice)

Ring me up.

Hurry!

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Voodoo

Sorry, sorry. I thought it was the air conditioner that was blowing on me so when I opened my eyes

and saw you there, I... just reacted.

Sorry.

I was originally afraid of waking you up,

but I unexpectedly scared you.

I was the one who scared you, right? I'm so ridiculous.

At my age, no one would be interested in me.

Who said so?

The data.

My company's matching system shows

the most popular women are the young, beautiful girls under 25.

Male members, regardless of age,

will definitely choose the younger ones when given the choice.

Of course, there are outliers, but those are rare. They only make up about five percent of the whole.

Especially the kind who have been divorced before...

I was talking about our female members' circumstances.

In any case, I'm almost in the unwanted five percent.

I don't care about some data.

I'm twenty-seven years old and I choose you.

No matter how old you are, 30, 40, 50, or 60.

Even if you are divorced, I would choose you.

Why?

Because it's you.

No matter how old you are, you are still you.

Of course, it is under the premise of having that choice.

You're already married so I can't choose you.

Let me.

Even though you're just saying those things to encourage me,

I'm very happy to hear it.

I'm serious.

Have you forgotten the spectacle at your high school graduation?

Wow, those pursuers of yours filled up and blocked the whole hallway.

Afterward, you told me to sell those flowers they gifted to you to the flower shop.

I even made a few thousand out of that.

So... age or even...

divorce status is not important at all.

In a certain moment or in someone's eyes, you are the one.

Little Piggy, you're basically a little angel who walks amongst humans.

Thank you for your one good deed a day.

Having you as my cheerleader

is really great!

I don't care about some data.

I'm 27 years old and I choose you.

No matter how old you are, 30, 40, 50, or 60.

Even if you are divorced, I still choose you.

Divorce Agreement

I originally thought that a divorce was just

the separation of two people who no longer loved each other.

At that moment, I realized

that separating and being abandoned are different things.

Feeling abandoned made me seem

like a piece of gum that has been spit out because it lost its flavor.

Divorced status is not important at all.

In a certain moment or in someone's eyes,

you are the one.

For a piece of gum like me,

being acknowledge once again

has really given me great comfort.

Thanks, Little Piggy.

You've finally redeemed yourself now.

I don't think I've ever heard her mention her husband before.

For a couple to be separated in two places,

not living together and not seeing each other often,

is that normal?

Wang Hsuan Yang, how many times did I tell you? If you didn't shower, you're not allowed to lay in bed.

Wife, I'm really tired today. Can I—

No. Get out. I don't want to see you.

Don't be mad. Don't be mad. Don't forget that you're pregnant, okay?

Go away!

It seems like all married couples are like this.

I've never been married so I'm just making a problem out of nothing.

Miss Cho, I've gone through your information.
Love Is Science

You own a car, a house, and are debt-free.

You can live very well on your own, too.

Why do you want to get married all of a sudden? In three months too?

This is...

The groom was my ex-boyfriend.

I want to get married before him, even if it is only by one day.

Miss Cho, may I dare ask if you still love him?

Love?

Why would I love a man who wasted my youth and betrayed me?

I chose to break up.

I wasn't abandoned.

Because I believed that I deserve a better man.

I will prove to him that he is wrong.

He is extremely wrong.

Well said.

I've seen your seminars online.

I agree with you very much. Marriage is like finding a business partner.

I believe with my background and your professionalism,

you can help me find my best business partner very quickly.

Miss Cho, I've already filled out your basic information.

Please spend some time filling out the questionnaire below.

"How many boyfriends have you had before?"

"What about your ex-boyfriend were you attracted to most?"

"What did your ex-boyfriend do that you could not stand most?"

"What was the most unforgettable memory you had with your ex-boyfriend?"

I've already said this before;

ex-boyfriends are in the past. I don't understand why I have to answer these questions.

Miss Cho...

If two strangers want to be a perfect match, what do you think is the most important thing?

Education, experience, or financial abilities?

All of them, right?

All three are important, but the most important is having the same values.

A member once said that the most unforgettable memory

was when she accidentally farted in the elevator.

She felt so embarrassed that she wanted to disappear from the face of the earth.

Unexpectedly, her boyfriend at the time took the initiative to apologize to everyone, saying that he was the one who farted.

So in comparison to other conditions, that member cares more about

being protected.

So Miss Cho, what did your ex-boyfriend do that you couldn't stand most?

He relied on me for a living, yet he still cheated.

What about him were you attracted to most?

His personality was great. When I yelled at him, he didn't talk back.

So in comparison to education and experience, you care more about someone who'll accept you.

In comparison to financial abilities, you care more about someone who's loyal, right?

Loyal? That's the most fundamental, isn't it?

That may not be.

Some members view financial abilities as more important than loyalty.

Okay.

Even though there's a lot of questions, I still ask that you answer them honestly.

If you have any questions, you can ask me.

Voodoo

You normally hate taking jobs for music video shoots,

yet you actually volunteered yourself today.

Could it be that it is because it is Stella's MV (music video)?

Obviously.

Do you know how lucky I am to be able to stand in close proximity to my wife and do her hair?

I'm going to say this now, the Nation's Wife goes to me,

and the Nation's Mistress is all yours.

Her name is Hsueh Er, not Mistress.

She's just someone who acts as the mistress often, that's all.

You can say it like that,

but I heard that her personality is really bad.

Who did you hear that from?

She just looks like a bad woman.

Wrong.

You stay away from Stella.

Today, Hsuan Yu is responsible for Stella.

- Why?
- "Why?"

I hired you to work, not to chase after celebrities.

Bring out your professionalism. Don't embarrass Voodoo.

You two are not allowed to switch secretly.

I will check.

Finally.

Okay, let me take a look.

From your keyword analysis, you require that your partner has financial abilities and independence.

We will arrange dates for you with these two in mind.

During the matching, we may not find someone to completely fit the criteria

so we will forgo some traits according to the circumstances.

For example, older than forty, successful career, handsome,

effectively gets things done, funny, gentle, filial, and not against flash marriages.

You will probably only find those traits in a romance novel about a domineering boss or a scam.

I understand. Let's go according to your plans.

If you don't have any other questions, let's sign the contract.

Cho Nai Hui

Damn, it's the mistress.

Hello, please sit here.

I'm going to straighten your hair first.

Then I will add some hairpieces to your bangs to add volume to it.

Okay, please take care of me then.

Okay.

Here. Here.

Stella is here!

She is here. My national wife, the goddess, Stella.

Good morning.

Excuse me. I'm going to explain everything to you. In order to complement today's outfit,

- we—
- Just do it first. There's not much time.

Okay.

Here, Stella.

Here.

I don't want apples, I want dates.
- Okay.

How long has it been since she washed her hair?

It is fine.

Hey, what are you feeling about for?

Why aren't you doing anything? Does your family control time? Do you think we have a lot of time?

We only have thirty minutes before the shoot. If you don't get her hairstyle done by then,

are you going to take responsibility for it? No, I mean can you afford to take responsibility for it?

Speed up!

Okay. I'm sorry. I will do it as fast as I can.

Is this comfortable?

Is there anything else that needs to be altered?

Is this all right?

- If you need any alterations, I can—
- Enough.

Hello? Chien Chang Ching.

You asked us to give your salon a chance, right?

I gave you guys a chance

and let you guys make some money.

Are you messing with me?

What kind of rotten hairstylist did you find? His skills are horrible, and he is slow.

We only have thirty minutes until the shoot.

Hurry up and send a replacement. Someone, whose skills are on par with yours, all right?

Keep in mind to not let those "stray cats and dogs" (nobodies) that you keep at your salon

come here to ruin my Stella's hair, okay?

Voodoo

It is so late. Are you still waiting for me?

Hey. You are... Chiao An Na's friend.

That... Not-destined Sister-in-law.

Did Hsuan Yu not stay today?

Today, Hsuan Yu... wasn't in the best state so he left.

Ru Yue Noodle Shop

Are you asleep? Do you want to eat a midnight snack?

Do you want to walk around in Twatutia?

I heard there will be fireworks.

Wang Hsuan Yu! Hey!

Wang Hsuan Yu! Hey!

Damn it.

Here we go.

Are you a delinquent child from the village?

Throwing rocks and breaking my window in the middle of the night.

Did I unknowingly do something to offend you?

I'm sorry.

I was afraid of waking Hsuan Yang and Sister-in-law up so I used this method to get your attention.

I just accidentally...

It's a good thing they weren't mad.

You could've called me.

Well, you have to pick up.

You really... did... call... many times.

Do you have urgent matters concerning me?

Didn't you bump into the corner... that day?

I want to see if you are better.

I-I'm fine.

Okay. Then do you want to eat a midnight snack?

Okay. Let me think about what there is to get.

What do you want to eat?

What kind of midnight snack is this?

Even if there's no chicken cutlet or pearl milk tea, we should at least have some popcorn chicken, right?

Once you pass thirty, how could your metabolism possible break those things down?

Don't worry, veggie sticks taste pretty good if you really savor them.

This clearly tastes like... a punishment you get for losing a game of truth or dare.

No, really, did I unknowingly make you mad?

Just eat. Why so much nonsense?

Haven't you ever heard that vegetables are humans' best friends?

Isn't that supposed to be dogs?

Do you know when tomatoes are fruits and when they are vegetables?

When it's stir-fried, it's a vegetable, and

- when it's eaten raw, it's a fruit.
- Wrong!

According to biology, tomatoes are fruits. The U.S. government,

in order to get more tax money, taxed it as a vegetable.

Do you know what is a relative to carrots?

- Daikon.
- Wrong! It is this!

Daikon is Brassicales (4 petals). Carrot is Apiaceae (5 petals).

Their flowers have five petals.

You came to see me because you have something to talk to me about, right?

There's no way you came to see me in the middle of the night just to eat carrots.

Do you know what's the difference between growing up and maturing?

Growing up is understanding things you didn't know before.

Maturing is understanding things but pretending not to.

Did you go to the salon?

I didn't mean to keep it in.

I just think that it's a little embarrassing.

A little... shameful.

What is there to be embarrassed or ashamed about?

Don't you remember that I told you never to think that way?

There will be a day when they regret it.

Looking back now, is that true?

Little Piggy, you are the best.

No one can say you're not good enough. Yourself included.

Understand?

Can I ask you a favor?

Go ahead.

Next time you come with midnight snacks, can you bring chicken cutlets and pearl milk tea?

Please don't bring veggie sticks.

Do you know...

what the first vegetable to go to space was?

Carrots!

Why carrots? I'm not a rabbit.

Lab 33 Restaurant & Bar

Miss Cho, please sit.

Are you going to a meeting later?

I have a meeting in the evening so I hope that things will be efficient and quick.

Why have you changed your clothing style today?

Because...

Because planners are supposed to accentuate members,

not to outshine them.

I think this is quite nice.

Here, Miss Cho. This the first person for your arranged date.

The first person is a partner in a well-known accounting firm.
[Tu Ming Chien - Pairing Index: 93%]

He specializes in tax planning.

My life has always gone according to plan.

I got my accounting license at age 28.

I become a partner of my firm at age 35.

I reached financial freedom at age 40.

I first established my career before starting a family.

I am 42 years old this year, so I'm not that young anymore.

I wish to get married within half a year.

I also wish to get married soon.

This is my health report.
Personal Health Report

I hope you can provide a health report from this past year, Miss Cho.

This is the CEO of a technology factory.

He's a golden bachelor.

However, he also has high expectations.

Before this, I've heard

Miss Cho's management over a financial technology merger.

It's an honor to meet you in person today.

- In the finance industry–
- Speak of that,

I'm reminded of when I lead Anpec

in. changing course to developing chips.

Everyone doubted me but I stood my ground against the opinion of the majority...

The third person is a very well-known research and development engineer.

He started his own business when he was still in school.

He's created a lot of very popular apps.

So... you aren't born in 1968?

You're 68 years old?

Voodoo

We haven't even investigated the situation yet.

Yes. Please calm down first. Don't be mad.

It's may not be our Hsuan Yu who leaked the news.

Startline news on Stella, the nation's wife known to be gentle and kind: "Thinks he's a big shot and have poor personal hygiene!!"

Stella is deemed "the nation's wife" for her image as a sweet and pretty girl. However, staff at the MV shoot yesterday said she was very rude, not caring about anyone else. Her hair was also oily, producing smoke as it touched the curling iron.

All right, I will take care of that.

Please give me some time.

They clearly don't have proof of who leaked it,

why are they asking our boos to turn someone over?

I was the one who clearly offended Stella that day.

It's reasonable for them to suspect me.

I know it isn't you.

- Hsuan Yu.
- Yes?

Come here.

It's okay.

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

I know it isn't you.

Maybe it is me.

You?

You don't even have a FB. Do you even know how to leak news online?

Do you even know where to the page for the breaking news page is?

But, speaking of it, since you were at the scene,

do you know who would leak the news?

I'm not sure.

Forget it, forget it.

It doesn't matter who did it.

What matters if that this has to be resolved before the day ends.

Otherwise, we're the one who's going to get the shorter end of the stick.

Hsuan Yu, even though I know it isn't you,

but...for the sake of Voodoo,

someone has to apologize to Stella.

I'm counting on you.

It's okay. It's not the first time anyway.

Sorry. I was the one who did it.

I know.

I was just trying to stand up for you.

I didn't think it would do the opposite and make things worse for you.

One must take responsibility for one's action. I will go apologize.

It's okay! Does it really matter who apologizes?

Besides, no matter how the celebrities act in private,

protecting their privacy is a part of our work ethic,

Besides, it was my fault to begin with.

Apologizing isn't wrong.

It really isn't fair. Why can Stella as us to respect work ethics

but she doesn't do it herself?

Washing your hair the night before is

the basic respect you can give to hairstylists.

Also, her image is one of a kind angel.

Isn't this basically a scam?

How is she the nation's wife?

It's all a lie!

See. That why Chang Ching didn't let you work on her.

You have to remember that we're hairstylists, not fans.

Just don't be emotional, okay?

From that day on, I became her anti-fan. It's just that

you were the one who was clearly wronged.

Yet the one who's yelled at and is forced to apologize is also you.

So unfair.

It's okay! I'm fine.

Because...

I'm a mature adult now.

What does that mean?

Love is Science Marriage Agency

This is a SWOT (strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, and threats) analysis I made for the first round of arranged dates.

According to the current analysis, the first candidate's biggest strength

is his urgency to get married.

and our work has high degrees of similarity.

This is my health report for this year.

Miss Cho, all three of them have rejected to next arranged date.

Why?

The first one, Mr. Tu, feels that

you are really good at your job

but he thinks that you should slow your pace.

That would make you more cordial

and more approachable, as if there no distance in between.

Then, the second candidate, Mr. Huang,

thinks...

Let me see for myself.

"Miss Cho's seems to have a lot of pressure from work."

"I feel that her eggs may not be very healthy."

"Miss Cho's conversation topics over a meal"

"is like a seminar. It causes indigestion."

"Miss Cho's appearance is too old fashioned."

" She seems like a teacher, supervisor, or director."

"It doesn't make me feel like we're on a date."

I appear old-fashioned?!

I'm already trying so hard to cooperate with them.

What are those comments?

Help me find a new batch.

I know these comments are difficult to receive.

However, when they gave me these feedbacks,

they all mentioned a viewpoint that is similar to your ex-boyfriend's.

That is that you come off too strong and it gives them too much pressure.

- If you don't make a slight change to that—
- I've said this before!

The current me do not want

and do not need to change myself for anyone else.

Or to live as others expect me to!

I didn't think

that you guys would disappoint me this quickly.

Could it be that you all can't even find

one person willing to cooperate with me?

♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ We'll support each other from now on ♫
♫ I promise, your smile... ♫

You guys disappointed me so quickly.

Could it be that you all can't even find

one person willing to cooperate with me?

To be honest, according to our analysis,

those who are willing to compromise do not have qualifications as good as yours.

But those who are worth you striving for

depends on whether you, yourself, are willing to change a bit.

If there's a business partner you want to collaborate with,

but you aren't the partner she/he want,

would you give up or would you try your best until the end?

I know what you said is reasonable

but I still can't convince myself

to bow down to get on other people's good side.

I understand. Your values, personality,

Emotional needs, all internal traits can't be changed easily.

But if you want to reach your goal in 3 months,

can't we work on some external traits first?

For example, we can lower your intensity level a bit.

That way it wouldn't be bowing down to get on people's good side

but raising our success rate, right?

Are you sure that doing that would raise the success rate?

Of course. Please believe in my professionalism.

Voodoo

Welcome.

Sorry for asking this of you on such short notice.

It's okay.

This must be Miss Cho.
- Yes.

Hello.

This is the hairstylist I told you about earlier.

I trust his professionalism very much and believe that he will definitely help you find a suitable hairstyle.

Miss Cho, please come this way.

Go on.

Hello. If you are waiting, you can sit in this area.

Would you like any snacks or drinks?

May I ask if you are the owner of Voodoo?

- I am.
- Hello, I am Yan Fei.

I am the person in charge of Love Is Science Marriage Agency.

I want to Voodoo to handle the hairstyles for all our clients.

May I ask where Miss Yan heard of us?

I've heard before that hairstylist #29 is great.

His hairstyles are easy to manage and feel great.

You are very correct.

Our #29 is very outstanding.

Every customer who comes becomes a regular.

Let's not stand as we chat. Come into my office and we can chat over coffee.

- Okay.
- Please come this way.

Boss, when did we say that we were going to change hair salons?

Just now.

Here. Please be careful, it's hot.

Miss Cho.

I understand that change can make people feel uneasy.

But change is also an opportunity for you to start anew.

Are you willing to let me accompany you as you start anew?

I'm leave it all to you.

Then, I'll wrap a towel around you first.

Hello, sweetie.

Of course I miss you. I think about you every second of the day.

Even now, as I'm doing a customer's hair, I've snuck off to call you.

Okay. Okay. The customer is asking for me. I gotta go.

Okay. Okay. I know. Bye bye.

Bye bye.

- Hey, you're that—
- No.

- A**hole.
- A**hole? Who is?

Are you talking about that call just now?

Women. They all need some white lies.

We're both men, you understand.

I don't.

I like men.

♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ We'll support each other from now on ♫
♫ I promise, your smile... ♫

I like men.

Help me throw this away, you're blocking the trash can.

How do you feel about it?

I'm k-kind of not used to it.

This hairstyle is really easy to manage.

- Just-
- Wait! Let me make a note on my phone.

There's no need. I'll just teach you.

Just like this. Twirl twirl twirl.

After you twirl it, grab it a little and it'll be fluffed.

Do you want to give it a try?

Grab a section.

- Then twirl.
- The opposite way.

The o-opposite way.

- Like this.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.

Wow. If you were an aloof beauty when you walked in,

then sitting here now is a heart moving

hot girl.

This hairstyle suits you very well.

What do you think? Not bad, right?

Don't worry. You'll get used to it.

Just follow my instructions and practice in front of a mirror. You get the hang of it really quickly.

If you have any questions, you can always come back to see me.

Okay.

How is it going with Stella? Did you resolve the issue?

We're meeting at her agency company tonight.

And then? How are you going to resolve it?

- Of course, like always.
- Like always?

"I'm really sorry. I'm sorry."

"I promise there won't be a next time." Like that.

What rotten strategy is that?

It doesn't matter if it's rotten. As long as it works, it's a good one.

It's just as you said. Maturing is when you know something but pretend not to.

I think... I've probably matured.

Attack him.

I knew it was you. My judgment was indeed correct.

You're worse than I expected.

He leaked the news right when he got off work.

Manipulating public opinion. Media framing. He is amazing. Are you from the Central Weather Bureau?

He sure knows how to media frame! Boss Chien, if his hairstyling skills were as good as his

skill in plotting against people, then he wouldn't be here today.

I've already figured out his second career path. No need to stay in your salon.

He should join a campaign team as an editor to help others in their election.

He should be a social Kong Ming (famous strategist) or Lü Bu (famous military general).

Make use of his talent! Staying at your salon is a waste of it!

Brother Jason, he has already apologized.

Aren't we here to discuss how to resolve this issue?

Is this the attitude your supposed to have when you are admitting your wrongdoings?

Boss Chien, this lad,

this b*stard went online to randomly spread gossip and slander today.

Do you know how much this affects Stella's image if he keeps it up?

If she lost a sponsorship, can you afford to compensate that?

If you can, I'll let him do whatever he wants. He can spread all the nasty rumors he wants.

I understand. We all understand. Hurry and apologize.

Go on.

Miss Stella, I'm really sorry.

I promise there won't be a next time.

We're really sorry, Miss Stella.

Brother Jason.

Okay, okay!

It's not like we are unreasonable.

To be honest, we don't care about the apology.

The most important part is this.

You need to post this 3 times. You can't change a single word.

Post this on the gossiping forum,

his personal Facebook and Voodo's

Official Fan Page.

All the news leaked online about Stella

are all made up by me, Wang Hsuan Yu.

I'm thankful for Miss Stella's forgiveness and mercy for not investigating this further.

This has made me feel very ashamed.

Miss Stella is exactly how people describe her, beautiful and kind.

She's like an angel amongst us humans. I will sincerely reflect on my own actions.

I will also cheer for Miss Stella from now on.

What do you think? It's pretty well written right?

In a bit, post it. Then, I'll check it before you may leave.

If you don't post it, you can't go.

Statement Draft

President Yan's daughter is here.

Right now? Bring her in.

Don't play anymore. The advertising company is here.

Clean up! Clean up!

Reception Room

Hello, I'm Stella.

You must be the daughter of Beauty Queen's president.

Why did you suddenly come? You didn't even tell us. We could've picked you up.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

We have some outsiders here.

In a bit, after we settle some trivial matters—

Wang Hsuan Yu, why are you here?

Do you two know each other?

Voodoo's Hairstylist Number 29. Who doesn't know him?

My hair was done by him.

His skills great, his personality is nice, and he's handsome.

Ever since I've met him, I can't stand any other hairstylist.

Hsuan Yu, Boss Qian, why are you guys here?

- This is what happened—
- It's like this!

It's because our Stella needs a long-term

talented hairstylist.

So we especially invited with this well-known...

#29 Hairstylist.

#29 Hairstylist to come here

to sign a long-term contract.

That's right. To sign a contract. Contract.

Contract!

That's right. The contract.

Wow. That is great!

But would that mean that I won't be able to get an appointment with Hsuan Yu in the future?

No, no! Of course not.

Miss Yan is our V-VVVIP.

If you need anything, I'm at your beck and call.

That's right, you come first. Stella can wait.

How could I?

You can use him first. You first.

Miss Yan.

Thank you. You must let me treat you to a meal next time to thank you for this.

No problem.

I'll leave first then.

You're a pretty good actor!

No, I'm not! I was scared to death.

But...

The daughter of Beauty Queen's president...what is that?

I almost forgot the most important thing.

Give me a second.

Hello, Mom.

Okay. Okay. I know.

Okay. I'll promise there will be no car accidents next time.

I will definitely finish my dinner.

What? You want to see the victim?!

Why do you want to see him? He's busy.

Busy is budy. Why are you asking what kind of busy he is?

Okay. Okay. Love you, love you!

Okay. Bye-bye, bye-bye! Bye!

That's what that was.

I've known you for such a long time yet I didn't know you had such a prominent background.

Prominent, as if. That's my mom. Not me.

Then I need to thank Mama Yan.

You can say that. One must deal with shameless people in shameless ways.

Why did you come?

Didn't you say that you're very mature?

Yes, yes, I'm a hypocrite.
(lit. translation: slapping one's face)

I'm super immature. Is that okay?

Thank you for being immature. I like the immature you.

♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ We'll support each other from now on ♫
♫ I promise, your smile... ♫

I've known you for such a long time yet I didn't know you had such a prominent background.

Prominent, as if. That's my mom. Not me.

Then I need to thank Mama Yan.

You can say that. One must deal with shameless people in shameless ways.

Why did you come?

Didn't you say that you're very mature?

Yes, yes,

I'm a hypocrite.
(lit. translation: slapping one's face)

I'm super immature. Is that okay?

Thank you for being immature. I like the immature you.

You're slowly turning bad.

You even dare to flirt with an older sister.

You learned this from your brother, didn't you?

Since we're already so immature today,

then let's have chicken cutlet and pearl milk tea later for a midnight snack.

That's a good idea, is it?

My treat.

You're so evil.

Fine, don't eat it.

I never said I'm not eating!

All right. What do you want to eat then?

Which restaurant do you want to eat at?

It's the one that I just mentioned.

So you are that Mr. Busy.

Mom, what are you doing?

Weren't you guys in a rush to have chicken cutlet and pearl milk tea?

It's fine, my treat. Okay?

Go on. Enjoy.

Okay.

Mom, why did you want to see us this late at night?

What is it? Didn't you promised to have dinner with me?

You haven't even sat for 3 minutes yet. Are you already in a rush to leave?

Or did Chiao An Na get into a car accident again?

I did say I'll have dinner but I didn't say now.

If not now, at this moment,

I really don't know until when you're going to put this meal off to.

Who are you? What is your name?

Whose in your family? What's your occupation?

How did you meet my Yan Fei?

Why are you asking so much? How old do you think I am?

Hey. This is the first time my daughter asks me for a favor.

because of someone else.

I think I have the right to know who this person is, don't you think so?

He's a... friend.

Friend?

You came asking me for a favor for just a friend?

Do I look that gullible?

You-

Hello, my name is Wang Hsuan Yu.

I'm really thankful to you.

Actually, I should be the one who takes the initiative to visit you

so I can officially thank you.

It's disrespectful of me.

Not bad.

Very polite.

So you two...

What's the relationship between you two?
♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ Always be with you ♫

♫ We'll support each other from now on ♫
♫ I promise, your smile... ♫

You came asking me for a favor for just a friend?

Do I look that gullible?

You-

Hello, my name is Wang Hsuan Yu.

I'm really thankful to you.

Actually, I should be the one who takes the initiative to visit you

So I can officially thank you.

It's disrespectful of me.

Not bad.

Very polite.

So you two...

What's the relationship between you two? How long have you two been dating?

Mom!

I'm married!

Married!

Married.

So you two really are just friends.

Just friends!

Okay. Jessica.

- Have the driver take them home.
- Yes, Madame.

Sorry, did my mom scare you?

It's okay, Mama Yan is very unique.

She's the type of person who always does things unconventionally.

In any case, don't believe anything she says.

No matter what it is.

Got it.

You've worked hard today.

Good night.

Oh, you! Drink that pearl milk tea.

Drinking pearl milk tea like everyone else. Why?

You should be drinking that if you don't have the metabolism.

In any case, don't believe anything she says.

No matter what it is.

This is the first time my daughter asks me for a favor because of someone else.

I think I have the right to know who this person is, don't you think so?

So you two...

What's the relationship between you two? How long have you two been dating?

Mom!

I'm married!

Married!

Married.

Is there really

a mom that forgets that their daughter is married?

Piggy's Love Diary

Hey, Wang Hsuan Yu, why are you so fat?

Isn't your brother really handsome? Look at you.

That's right. Your family picked you up from the landfill, didn't they?

You're not Wang Hsuan Yu. You're an ugly, little fatty.

He's so fat, he should be ugly, big fatty.

Ugly, big fatty. Ugly, big fatty.

Ugly, big fatty.

Hey! Who said Hsuan Yu was picked up?

Also, who said that our Hsuan Yu

is an ugly, big fatty?

You think he has no one to stand up for you, right?

Who are you?

I'm his—

Why do you care who I am?

He is my person.

Didn't Wang Hsuan Yu only have an older brother?
- That's right. He only has an older brother.

Wipe your face.

If you bully him, you are bullying me.

See how I...

Cowards!

Look. They are just a bunch of cowards.

Cowards are still better than an ugly big fatty.

Do you know what cowards will become in the future?

They will become useless people.

Do you know what ugly big fatties will become in the future?

They will explode.

Haven't you heard that fat people are potential stocks?
(T/N: The "gu (stock)" in "qianligu" is a homophone of the word "drum".)

What kind of drum is that? Can I hit it?

Gosh. Little Piggy.

Listen. You are the best.

No one can say you aren't good enough. Not even you. Understand?

I promise you will become tall and handsome.

They will all regret it. Believe me.

Let's go.
Maybe it was that moment

when I started to believed that I can become tall and handsome.

I'll strike back in style.

I noticed you were walking weirdly.

It's probably because your show is scraping your foot.

Whether I take my wedding ring off or not, I'm well aware of the truth.

Whether I need another relationship, it's my decision.

At the very least, I can't lie to Hsuan Yu anymore.

- Refund! Refund!
- You'll all get your refund!

We've always been open and honest. We've never had fake members.

It's impossible that there's a chance of a scam.

She took my money and then disappeared.

That was my life savings.

Female boss Yan

has acid thrown on her.

A certain kind of love can only be hidden in the dark.

It can't be seen nor be discovered.
[Fool's Paradise by Accusefive]

♫ Are you planning to stop responding? ♫

♫ Finding excitement in an absurd relationship ♫

♫ My melancholy and my monochromatic world ♫

♫ Have become the most laughable accessories ♫

♫ In the end, you're so far away ♫

♫ You became a pointless, transparent existence ♫

♫ I thought it was only because I came late ♫

♫ Turned out I was the only one playing the game ♫

♫ We don't have time to hesitate ♫

♫ Fantasize about a romantic love ♫

♫ While lonely, thinking of someone ♫

♫ He will come and warm you up ♫

♫ I think what you sometime remembered ♫

♫ Is for "just in case" ♫

♫ To treat the hug you give me ♫

♫ As something to bring you warmth ♫