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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:25,188 Hello. 2 00:00:25,340 --> 00:00:28,389 Before we look at the other headlines: 3 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:32,704 the 2012 baccalaureate has beaten all the records. 4 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,414 The pass rate this year 5 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:36,416 was 86%. 6 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,025 Yes, I passed! 7 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:42,214 That's so cool! 8 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:52,982 I did it! 9 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,581 The rise in the pass rate makes it 10 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:22,629 even harder to understand 11 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:25,181 the outstanding failure 12 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:29,140 of the bottom-ranked Jules Ferry High School. 13 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:33,620 France's worst high school! 14 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,578 Jules ferry... Shame! 15 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:38,499 I don't get it. The pupils aren't 16 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:39,991 hardcore cases. 17 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:43,496 - I don't understand. - We've tried everything to help. 18 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:46,584 We've sent in the best teachers... 19 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:47,866 At great expense. 20 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:49,664 For very poor results. 21 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,589 A 12% pass rate. 22 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:53,745 Pupils drive 30 km 23 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:56,858 to avoid doing their final year with you. 24 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:58,664 The Minister's involved. 25 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:02,987 He wants the pass rate above 50% within one year. 26 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:06,258 If not, the school closes. And I'm... 27 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:10,265 I don't now what... 28 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:11,382 Right. 29 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:14,224 My colleague here 30 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:18,584 thinks there's just one chance to save 31 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:23,263 your school and my position. One last chance. 32 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:28,022 It's very original. 33 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:31,384 Never been tried? 34 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:32,752 Never... 35 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:38,945 What is it...? 36 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,268 The best teachers have failed. 37 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:48,185 So we'll try the worst. 38 00:02:48,380 --> 00:02:49,302 I'm sorry? 39 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,025 - The worst. - Huh? 40 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,295 The worst teachers. 41 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,821 The what teachers? 42 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:57,626 The best failed; let's try the worst. 43 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,426 Ah! The worst. 44 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,072 The worst teachers for the worst pupils. 45 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:03,986 That's daft. 46 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:07,186 Two negatives makes a positive. 47 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:09,428 - Yes, but... - So we agree. 48 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:11,232 They're great! 49 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:15,990 Gladys, a rare pearl. 50 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:17,426 I beg your pardon? 51 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:20,436 We look to the train station. What time are you? 52 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:24,343 You can go back when your English is better. 53 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,296 Are you mad? 54 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:30,349 Cutiro, a one of a kind genius. 55 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,790 - Straighten up! - It's good. Let's go. 56 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:43,432 I can't; his back's not straight. 57 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:46,174 Eric... He's good. Almost too good! 58 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:48,667 - Like that? - That's it! 59 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:49,935 Drop it! 60 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:52,541 Teach someone else! 61 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:55,306 Albert's been sacked 11 times. A champ! 62 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,016 My briefcase. 63 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:02,153 Philosophy is understanding you'll never understand 64 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:04,951 more than your inability to understand. 65 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:07,614 Maurice, straight back from Quebec. 66 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:14,508 Amina is just... Amina just is... 67 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:23,062 Napoleon Bonaparte discovered pasta in 1796. 68 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,780 And dear Polochon. 69 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:28,540 You've failed to qualify 18 times? 70 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:29,957 Err... No. 71 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:33,462 Francis Houston. I'm an examiner. 72 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,236 The exam subject was May 68. 73 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:38,873 I explained Napoleon's influence on the events. 74 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:40,380 Of course. 75 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,264 They didn't see that. 76 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:45,634 Bunch of idiots! You're now a qualified 77 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:47,310 history teacher. 78 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:49,315 If 50% of your pupils pass, 79 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:52,623 you can ask us whatever you like: 80 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:56,017 any accolade, the best promotions... 81 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:58,018 Holidays at Austerlitz! 82 00:04:58,220 --> 00:04:59,426 Fascinating! 83 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:05,062 And if it doesn't work and the press find out? 84 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,141 They won't find out. 85 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:11,432 And it'll work. 86 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:13,953 Jules Ferry School New School Year 87 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:27,629 Teachers 88 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:03,346 There are your new colleagues. 89 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:06,384 They'll be taking the final years. 90 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,269 It's a big challenge. 91 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:11,266 But I'm sure they'll be... 92 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:14,230 Please help them as much as possible. 93 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:17,338 Chill. We're here. We're on the case. 94 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,030 Ok, I'm... 95 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,388 Eric. 96 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:23,100 I'm the PE teacher. I hope you... 97 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:30,220 Wait. Do you mind? 98 00:06:31,580 --> 00:06:32,422 I do sport. 99 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:35,942 Good sport in the day means good sport at night. 100 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:40,141 Can I turn round now? 101 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,387 Quiet! 102 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:47,266 Morning! 103 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:48,427 Good morning! 104 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:58,066 So, my name is Gladys and I'm glad to meet you. 105 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:01,861 I write my name on the blackboard... 106 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:05,581 Gladys! 107 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:10,983 So! Please introduce yourself. You! 108 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:14,266 My name is Quentin. 109 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,224 I have seventeen. 110 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:18,872 Ouch! 111 00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:23,785 My name is Quentin. I "am" seventeen. 112 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,942 So next! So you! 113 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:28,427 - Who does she mean? - Not you. 114 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,668 The rainbow. 115 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,077 It's you. 116 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,304 - I told you. - Next! 117 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:38,746 Good morning. My name is Nectarine. I'm sixteen. 118 00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:40,465 I skipped a grade because I have skills 119 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,833 in most academic fields, and I love English. 120 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,940 - I didn't make any mistakes! - Yet! 121 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:51,388 Your methods no good. 122 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:52,945 You're late! 123 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,625 What's your name? 124 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:56,669 - Boulard. - In English! 125 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:58,256 Boulaaarde. 126 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,623 You've got a problem, Boulard? 127 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:03,618 - Well... - In English! Here! 128 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:08,622 I said... I say... 129 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:13,502 I'm sorry because I'm singing in the rain. 130 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,782 It's like a ketchup moutarde... 131 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:18,506 Paris Hilton, you know. 132 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:22,426 It's New York City, like Chinatown, sauce barbecue, you know... 133 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:23,860 It's like... Wow! 134 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:25,837 Yes we can! 135 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,541 Motherfucker! 136 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,907 Don't try to play the petit con avec moi! 137 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,067 Ok? 138 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:34,512 So, next! 139 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:44,425 Sorry I'm late. 140 00:08:44,580 --> 00:08:47,868 But I have to go slow in my sandals. 141 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:54,028 There. 142 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,787 Let's get to know each other. 143 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,755 He's nuts. 144 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,782 We're together this year. 145 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,590 So the least we can do, 146 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:13,544 to start off with, 147 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:17,466 is to learn each other's names. 148 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,112 Can you read that? 149 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:29,700 I don't know. 150 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,704 Maybe a bit... 151 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:36,547 There... 152 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:39,748 There! 153 00:09:42,820 --> 00:09:44,345 And there! 154 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,582 Now you do the same, 155 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:49,664 take a piece of paper. 156 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:52,983 Write your name, 157 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:55,980 your age, 158 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,260 your year and last year's class. 159 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:02,067 I'd like to know if anyone 160 00:10:02,220 --> 00:10:04,996 had to repeat the year. 161 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,949 It won't happen again. 162 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:10,469 Ah, you're just in time! 163 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:13,658 I'll take 5. I can't smoke in front of them. 164 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:16,312 I'll be right back. 165 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:23,552 All good? 166 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:26,300 It'll be alright, you'll see. 167 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,388 I have an absentee already. 168 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:32,703 1 absentee out of 300 pupils is good news. 169 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:36,307 Not a pupil. One of the seven samurai. 170 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,905 Already? 171 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:44,063 Hello pupils! 172 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,460 Hello everyone! 173 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:50,345 Hello. It's a tough world out there and school... 174 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:53,108 Hi kids, enjoy the holidays? 175 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:58,018 What are you doing? Don't you have class? 176 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:01,022 - Not yet! - It's quarter past. 177 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:04,662 I've been late since 1996. It's a family tradition. 178 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:05,707 What? 179 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:08,625 The Boulards are slackers, father to son. 180 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:12,068 In the Middle Ages, my great-great... my ancestor 181 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:15,224 was always late for King Henry XIV. 182 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:18,429 - What year are you? - Final year. Same as always. 183 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:19,502 Kept down? 184 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:22,988 For the third time. Next year will be the fourth. 185 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:26,548 I know some people who've been round 18 times... 186 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,744 My aim is to get back to primary school. 187 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:32,221 Mrs Perrone smelt so nice. 188 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,673 I was in the top 20 back then. 189 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,869 I remember it all: The diplodocus, 2 times table... 190 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:41,823 - Napoleon died in St Helena. - Right. In 1789. 191 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:45,308 In 1821! Nothing much happened in 1789. 192 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,504 No-one gives a toss about Napoleon. 193 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,384 They do; now get out! 194 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,827 You've got some catching up to do! 195 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:56,627 Get off! Are you crazy? This guy's a paedophile! 196 00:11:58,740 --> 00:11:59,707 Who did this? 197 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:04,985 Ok. 198 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:09,509 You have 35 minutes to own up. 199 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:13,581 I can wait! 200 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:17,945 He's yours. His alarm didn't go off. 201 00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:19,460 What type is it? 202 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,822 What type of alarm is it? 203 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:22,981 A normal one. 204 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:23,988 My mum. 205 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,791 Sometimes you don't hear it and 206 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:32,079 you don't know why. The button's pressed too far. It doesn't go off. 207 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,818 Mobiles are the worst! 208 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:39,427 If it's set on vibrate, under a cushion 209 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,499 then you won't have 210 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,464 that "brrr" sound anymore. 211 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:44,786 I've had that! 212 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:47,955 Sit down. Don't run. 213 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,029 Fat chance. 214 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:51,540 At the back. 215 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,631 Do you want a carrot or blueberry juice? 216 00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:59,279 I'm late. I'd better get to class. 217 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:05,026 We're going to be quite a team. 218 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:19,188 Hello teenagers. I'm your qualified history teacher. 219 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,053 - Excuse me. - Sit down. 220 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,752 - But... - No buts. Sit down. 221 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:26,352 -1, I... - No I's. Sit down. 222 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:29,669 - You, you... - No you's, either! 223 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:32,033 We've got work, chatterbox. 224 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:35,113 So... 225 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,587 I'm Antoine Polochon. 226 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,061 P, o, l, o, c, h, o, n. With an H. 227 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,821 Otherwise you get Mr Polocon. Which is embarrassing. 228 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:47,182 Who are you? 229 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,187 What? 230 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:54,264 Cut a piece of paper in four. 231 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:56,457 In eight! Make a file. 232 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:58,071 A piece of paper? 233 00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,785 Portrait or landscape? 234 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,826 There's always one. 235 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,743 Ok. Before we get down to work, 236 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,147 let's start at the beginning! 237 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,660 Napoleon's coronation! 238 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:28,021 Napoleon Bonaparte 239 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,949 was born in Ajaccio. 240 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,904 It was hot... 241 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,755 Will this take long? 242 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:35,748 Meaning? 243 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:39,183 I'm the German teacher; this is my class. 244 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:48,024 That's why... I was thinking... 245 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:49,981 You seemed 246 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,023 very old for a pupil. 247 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:53,593 Thanks. 248 00:14:57,020 --> 00:15:00,706 - For the Frisbee classes! - Is that a subject? 249 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:04,182 We need to prepare them to get them through! 250 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,423 He's crazy, that guy! 251 00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:09,423 Damn that coffee machine. 252 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,537 I'm against coffee. 253 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,816 I drank one in 1993, 254 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,096 and didn't sleep all day! 255 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,864 Stop with the desserts? 256 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:26,348 Do you have coffee at home? 257 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,343 Yes. Why do you ask? 258 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,423 - Are you married? - No. 259 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,376 Engaged? 260 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,547 That's him! 261 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,459 I kissed a guy once. Marcelin Jacquart, at uni. 262 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:42,703 We never saw each other again. Nothing since. 263 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:46,660 - So you've never... - Kissed with tongues? No. 264 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,743 Don't turn round. 265 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,540 That's the German teacher. 266 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:57,391 He's quick, Polochon! 267 00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:58,911 Not really. 268 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:01,904 I feel red as a beet. 269 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,717 Language without words transmits more 270 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,538 than words. - What? 271 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,067 He means her eyes are on your ass. 272 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,376 - That's it. - On my... 273 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,747 That doesn't sound like her. 274 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,341 Maybe? 275 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,108 No! Really? 276 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:36,339 "Dear PE teacher, please excuse Boulard 277 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:40,585 from your class. He's hurt his balls. 278 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,185 Signed: Mr Boulard." 279 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:44,952 - Ouch! - Yeah? 280 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,035 The problem's not down there. 281 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,336 - Where is it? - Get out of here. 282 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,673 Keep your head cool. 283 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,496 Clap clap, he's proud! 284 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:59,183 Hello everyone! Now, sport is life. 285 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,415 It's free 286 00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,628 Hey, Britney Spears, listen! 287 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,390 My name's Nectarine. 288 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,787 You don't need a gym. 289 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:07,902 Jack, climb that tree! 290 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,592 - I'm Ludovic. - Ludovic, Jack, Josephine... 291 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,396 Just climb. 292 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:13,945 Hurry up! 293 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:15,539 Rainbow! Climb! 294 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:19,022 - Boudini! Drop the kebab! - It's not a kebab. 295 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,745 Just get up! 296 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:23,860 What's this body? 297 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,107 What? 298 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,392 Is it yours? 299 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,821 Look at your tracksuit? 300 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:29,822 Watch it! 301 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:35,054 - You're down now. - It hurts. 302 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,585 That's life. 303 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,589 Next! Nadia, up. 304 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:39,662 I'm Juliette. 305 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:42,630 Hey! Stop taking the mick! 306 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:43,912 Show some life! 307 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,147 Shrek, sit down. 308 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,416 What's funny, Jackie Chan? 309 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,509 Get that wig off. 310 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:56,750 Hello all! 311 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,268 Ok. Wake up! 312 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:25,863 Write your name, address, phone number on a piece of paper. 313 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:29,746 And hand it to me at the end. 314 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,227 Textual commentary. 315 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:36,386 Holy cow! 316 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,182 You're late. Sit down. 317 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,536 Yeah! 318 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:49,748 We're here to work, so let's work. 319 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,153 - Books out. - I didn't hear. 320 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,782 If I hadn't flunked, I'd have missed this. 321 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,266 Young man! 322 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:08,900 Your book 323 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,829 is upside down, dunce! 324 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:16,230 "Dunce?, coined in the 16th century. 325 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,198 Very nice. 326 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,227 We've wanted a big room for years. 327 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:28,701 - You know how it is. - Yes! 328 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,665 Capitalism prefers prisons to schools 329 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,185 and ignores teachers. 330 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,503 But when things go wrong, who'll pay? 331 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,182 Prisoners? 332 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:43,988 A thing gains meaning only through the use that is given to it. 333 00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:44,982 Note that. 334 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,507 These chairs are too low. 335 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:50,664 No, it's too high. The table is low. 336 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,868 You're lower than the ceiling. 337 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:55,540 Everything's relative. 338 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:56,582 Note that. 339 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,346 I give up. I don't get it. At all! 340 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,661 This is important. 341 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:04,040 Is he high? He complicates everything. 342 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,217 All I got was "note that". 343 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,220 What are you doing? 344 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,701 A talking hat stand! 345 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,396 I'm not a hat stand. 346 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:17,066 If you're used like one, you are one. 347 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,627 I'm having a panic attack. 348 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,788 I'm not getting anything. 349 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:24,113 Copy me: squint your eyes 350 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:27,230 and nod your head like this. 351 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,859 I'm reporting them. 352 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:35,627 - What are you, a snitch? - This is a good start. 353 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:40,786 The French teacher works hard, gets in early ? she's serious. 354 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,385 And she likes me. 355 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,317 You'll like your exam marks, numskull! 356 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,424 "Numskull?: first used in the 15th century. 357 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:51,146 Sit up. This isn't the Middle Ages. 358 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:54,907 What a nightmare! 359 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,899 Don't laugh. 80% of domestic accidents 360 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,870 happen at home. How many kids do you have? 361 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:04,140 None. I'm 16. I jumped a year. 362 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,550 And you, fatty? 363 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:09,471 I fancy Karine, but we don't have kids. 364 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,867 It takes 2 years to procreate. 365 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,154 Everyday products: weed-killer, anti-liming... 366 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,631 And even... 367 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,165 Eggs! 368 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,539 Nothing special. 369 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,907 But then your kids open the boxes. 370 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:33,277 They play around. 371 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,940 You think everything's Ok. 372 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:38,108 - But... - My eyes sting. 373 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,702 - Can we go out? 374 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,873 It's different for you. You're always sitting down. 375 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,748 You have to be careful with sandals on the stairs. 376 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,699 I've got 2 seats for the cinema. 377 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:55,784 Two? What luxury. 378 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,147 That's not what I meant. 379 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:02,214 We should do stuff together. Teaching is teamwork. 380 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:04,826 Right! Now that you mention it, 381 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:07,381 I need someone to take my class. 382 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:10,623 Friday is Fondpatour Organic Market. 383 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,703 What? Take your class? 384 00:22:12,860 --> 00:22:14,510 Thanks so much! 385 00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:16,742 Will you be at the march? 386 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,744 I'd have loved to, but I'm working. 387 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,140 No marches this year. 388 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,543 I've got 2 hours straight next Tuesday. 389 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:26,259 What can you do. 390 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,262 My feet slip when I walk. 391 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,383 - Hello! - Hi! 392 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:36,224 I wanted to say... 393 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:40,505 Dolores, this is Antoine Roblochon. We taught together. 394 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,456 Exactly. 395 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,583 When I saw you... 396 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:46,152 Are you part of the elite squad? 397 00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:48,342 Yes. You're not too old. 398 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,383 - Thanks. - Can I escort you? 399 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:51,979 My bus is in 4 minutes. 400 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,228 - Classy! - What a star. 401 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:57,821 - That's so naff! - We'll walk it. 402 00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:58,947 Careful! 403 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,176 Thanks. 404 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:05,711 You saved my life. 405 00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:08,585 That's a bit tight. 406 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:10,435 Let her go. 407 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:14,466 What an idiot! 408 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:16,067 See you. 409 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:27,073 Sport is free. Ok? 410 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,461 You don't need equipment. 411 00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:32,908 Sorry, but tobacco is shit. 412 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,787 On the left, on the right... 413 00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:39,457 On the news, it said 414 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:43,067 66% of teenagers try cannabis once. 415 00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:45,820 Only once? Too bad! 416 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:55,349 Your stuff's nothing special. 417 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:57,941 Give it a chance. It creeps up. 418 00:23:58,820 --> 00:23:59,628 Ah, Boulard! 419 00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:03,677 Hello sir. 420 00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:08,232 Ah, yes! 421 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,700 I see... 422 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:11,339 You weren't lying. 423 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:16,988 Yes... 424 00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,055 Chin up. 425 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:25,988 Warm up! 426 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,636 I take it back. 427 00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:29,504 It's taking effect. 428 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,861 I'm sliding down, like water. 429 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:38,748 Wait... 430 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:40,180 It's an ice rink. 431 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,620 I need to get down. 432 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:43,827 That's better. 433 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,785 Foul! 434 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:51,112 Are you kidding? 435 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:55,178 Move out of the way! 436 00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,543 Now that's basketball! 437 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:12,747 Carry on. 438 00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:14,465 Nelly, catch! 439 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:16,502 Hey, Obelix! 440 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:17,656 Drop the couscous. 441 00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:19,988 Not couscous, you Sponge Bob. 442 00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:21,505 Watch it. 443 00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:24,947 Whatever! Don't tease the blind! 444 00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:26,949 I'm just short-sighted. 445 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:28,312 Right... 446 00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:31,185 Socks off. 447 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,108 Goon! 448 00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:39,391 - This is a good exercise. - Thanks. 449 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:42,316 My examiners didn't think so. 450 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,547 Hey String-Bean! 451 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:45,105 Powerful stuff! 452 00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:48,791 Good Lord! 453 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:51,221 I'll report you to the authorities! 454 00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:53,792 You're a bunch of imbeciles! 455 00:25:53,980 --> 00:25:54,981 It's a disgrace! 456 00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:57,313 My son had to swallow a dictionary! 457 00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:00,151 - 1,000 pages! - It's not your turn. 458 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,182 Yes it is. 459 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:04,537 - I'm Nectarine's father. - A good pupil. 460 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:07,658 The chemistry teacher put her bag in acid. 461 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:11,659 They're bungee jumping from the roof! 462 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:13,828 Right, that's a bit... 463 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:17,268 But the teachers have a free hand... 464 00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:19,394 Is suicide a part of it? 465 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,991 You're exaggerating. 466 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,262 Can I give you the TV-room keys. 467 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,666 Here. 468 00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:26,221 Goodbye. 469 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:27,296 Mr Cutiro... 470 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,559 Class ends in 50 minutes. 471 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:31,185 Have you read Maheux? 472 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:34,941 Pupils only learn for 3 minutes in every hour. 473 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,740 So, for everyone's good... I'm off. 474 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:38,708 Sorry. 475 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:39,787 Excuse me. 476 00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:42,942 Free hand, I suppose. 477 00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:45,065 We've got a problem. 478 00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:46,580 You should come. 479 00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:47,861 You're overreacting. 480 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:50,990 They've got strong personalities. 481 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:52,096 Come. 482 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:55,509 If the school closes, 300 kids will be 483 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,907 travelling 40 km to school... 484 00:26:58,060 --> 00:27:01,143 Did you see? Left hand. I caught it. 485 00:27:01,340 --> 00:27:02,660 Hello? 486 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:05,581 Answer me. I won't have this. 487 00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:24,426 What's that? 488 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:27,578 This is not a machine. It's a tape recorder. 489 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,697 Right! A relic. 490 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:33,302 So today, put the words in the right place. 491 00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:36,467 I'm Black. 492 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:37,428 “I'm Black!" 493 00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:41,141 - I get the right to vote. -"I get the right to vote." 494 00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:43,581 I'm Black and I'll be back. 495 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,711 Your turn. 496 00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:50,471 Get up, sleepy head! 497 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:52,791 - Boulard! - Amina? 498 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:53,981 Your turn. 499 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:55,748 Err... 500 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:56,753 I'm 501 00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:58,186 I'm back. 502 00:27:58,340 --> 00:27:59,466 - Black. - I'm back. 503 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:02,829 I'm Black. I get the right. 504 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,902 I'm back. I get the bac. 505 00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:10,793 Yes... 506 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,157 I'm back. I get the bac. 507 00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:15,071 I hope so! But don't take the mickey. 508 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,068 Right. 509 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:17,949 I won't take the mickey. 510 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,659 - Never? - Neverland! 511 00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:22,748 But... 512 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,595 What happened with the chalk? 513 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:29,912 It's stuck. 514 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:34,746 - Boulard! - Yes? 515 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,466 Oh my god! 516 00:28:57,940 --> 00:29:01,581 Right. I see the vibe... 517 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,107 Pack your things. Class is over. 518 00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:06,149 No, class isn't over. 519 00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:08,342 Its 4.48 pm. 520 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,467 It's broken. 521 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:11,190 No, it's not. 522 00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:12,830 Class isn't over. 523 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,237 It's 4.48 pm. 524 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:18,626 It's broken. 525 00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:22,067 The clock's broken! 526 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,706 Ah! That's why. 527 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:25,708 Or course! 528 00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:28,462 Hello? 529 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:31,700 Headmaster! 530 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,823 No. It's the clock. 531 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:36,387 Back to work. 532 00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:40,380 I've been developing this revolutionary method for years. 533 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:41,820 I won't allow 534 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:44,546 my work to be obstructed. 535 00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:46,230 - Roger? - Roger? 536 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,467 Over and out! 537 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,096 - Napoleon told his... - That's Japan. 538 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:53,501 Napoleon told his... I... 539 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,031 Who did this? It's putting me off! 540 00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,549 Geography: Japan 541 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,301 Napoleon said... 542 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:06,344 Off the Pacific coast of Asia, 543 00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:09,862 Japan is 380,000 square kilometres. 544 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:20,786 Still water plus sparkling water 545 00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:24,191 makes slightly sparkling water. 546 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:27,872 - That's clear. - Rubbish! 547 00:30:40,780 --> 00:30:43,272 The radiator, Mr Miranda? 548 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:46,111 The thermostat's soldered. Too bad. 549 00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:47,056 Strange. 550 00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:48,910 Like it's been sabotaged. 551 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:51,706 We need logs for a fire. 552 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:53,664 That's the only way. 553 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:56,424 It's not about 554 00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:59,339 emotions, but... 555 00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:01,508 - Sensations! - Yes, Boudini! 556 00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:03,190 Very good! 557 00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:04,501 Good, Boudini. 558 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:07,590 I don't know why, but you're good. 559 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:11,667 Oh! 560 00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:14,027 This thing still doesn't work. 561 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:16,820 - I've lost ?10. - Let me. 562 00:31:16,980 --> 00:31:18,823 No! I'm not thirsty. 563 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:19,902 Nor me! 564 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:21,022 I know how. 565 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:23,587 - We need science. - My foot. 566 00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:24,906 Stand back! 567 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:29,027 And the German teacher? 568 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:31,872 - It's a struggle. - That's a workout. 569 00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:34,427 I made a right mess of it. 570 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:35,587 No! 571 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:37,987 I almost broke her ribs. 572 00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:39,033 And? 573 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,473 Nothing. She just laughed. 574 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,226 She liked it. 575 00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:45,752 - What? - Your male side. 576 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:48,665 The male side is good. 577 00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:49,907 I don't get it. 578 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:53,707 Women prefer muscles to brains. Is that it? 579 00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:55,976 - Right. - Muscles? 580 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:04,353 My feet stick under the rain. 581 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,819 Hey baby! 582 00:32:36,980 --> 00:32:38,391 Antoine! It's you! 583 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:40,867 What are you doing later? 584 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:42,021 We're going out. 585 00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:44,393 This evening? I can't. 586 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:46,030 - Miss? - Get lost! 587 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,025 Touch her and you die. 588 00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:51,587 - It's ok. I'm here. - Are you ok? 589 00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:54,465 She's worried. She's so sweet. 590 00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:58,145 That eagle tattoo. 591 00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,991 - It's running. - It's a running eagle. 592 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,659 Naffissimo! 593 00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:05,585 So, this evening. Your place at 8? 594 00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:08,670 Sorry, I don't really do fancy dress... 595 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,821 What a joke... 596 00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:11,670 - Ok. Bye. - Bye. 597 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:13,305 Dirt on your face. 598 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,462 - Really? - What an idiot! 599 00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:24,784 End of term 600 00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:29,064 Ok. Things are getting better. 601 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:30,028 Better? 602 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:31,824 Ah. The inspector. 603 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,189 We're in a meeting. 604 00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:36,707 You asked me to come, so I came. 605 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:39,716 Carry on. What's better? 606 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:42,665 The average mark in 7.5. 607 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,107 There's just one class 608 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:48,668 which is really not working. 609 00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:55,984 I'm still checking things out. 610 00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:57,380 I'm sussing them. 611 00:33:57,580 --> 00:33:58,388 Sizing up... 612 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,624 What's going on? 613 00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:08,112 Obstruction is just time and space. 614 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:12,945 I've got equipment problems. 615 00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:15,462 They're controlling us! 616 00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:16,582 Gagging us! 617 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,342 I'm all for precautions. 618 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:23,061 - Zero risk, yes! - Zero risk! 619 00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:24,182 But this... 620 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:26,913 is censorship. 621 00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:29,020 Censorship? 622 00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:33,274 What time is it kids? 623 00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:35,791 It's 6.12 pm sir. 624 00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:38,631 Isn't that past bedtime? 625 00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:40,827 Errr... 626 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,956 I will make things clear. 627 00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:55,703 You've got talent! A genious, unique talent! 628 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:58,909 I won't let anyone get in your way. 629 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:00,499 Thanks. 630 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:03,874 I'm in charge. There have to be limits. 631 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,146 This isn't a jungle. 632 00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:06,910 Let's talk jungle. 633 00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:10,382 Do you want to be transferred to Guyana? 634 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:14,226 Listen up and listen good. 635 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:18,135 From now on, teachers at Jules Ferry 636 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,859 have carte blanche! 637 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,864 My men were crossing Berezina and I said: 638 00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:43,911 "It's minus 40; I'm not even cold, 639 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,228 and I forgot my mittens." 640 00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:49,139 Long live the Emperor! 641 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,711 Long live the Emperor! 642 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,015 Ah! Ooh! 643 00:35:54,060 --> 00:35:55,027 Ah! Ooh! 644 00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:02,427 Today, you have to 645 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:05,590 invent an exercise; do it; 646 00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:06,992 and correct it; 647 00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:09,586 in total silence. 648 00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:11,739 You have 45 minutes. 649 00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:14,392 Go! 650 00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:16,907 Clap, clap, clap! Concentrate! 651 00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:19,062 Are you sleeping... 652 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:21,507 Are you sleeping... 653 00:36:21,660 --> 00:36:22,661 Brother Jack? 654 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,867 Thanks. 655 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:25,226 Brother Jack. 656 00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:27,633 Boulard's pulling my hair! 657 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:31,908 But... 658 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,982 That should do it, sweetie. 659 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:39,503 What can I say? 660 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,186 If you hadn't had any hair... 661 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:54,350 - Is it safe? - Just don't move. 662 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,309 The hydrochloric acid detergent 663 00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:58,986 reacts with the chocolate and seafood. 664 00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:01,137 And produces... Watch. 665 00:37:02,740 --> 00:37:03,548 Nectarine! 666 00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:05,020 Hydrogen. 667 00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:07,863 - Nectarine? - Is it safe? 668 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,937 Yes. Rather, no. 669 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:11,866 Yes or no? 670 00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:14,910 Yes, I'm sure that, no, you're not at risk. 671 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,585 Yes, err... And no. 672 00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:17,627 Yes or no? 673 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:18,707 Yes. 674 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:19,901 Sorry, 675 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,829 it's a little noisy... 676 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,670 What's that glove? 677 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:33,705 I thought it was seafood, but it looks like chocolate. 678 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:37,177 A touch of chocolate. 679 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:40,025 And a slight whiff of crap. 680 00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:42,390 I'm not into crap. 681 00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:44,831 Damn! 682 00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,347 That's good! 683 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,275 Rubbish! Ok, good. 684 00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:52,513 Thanks. 685 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,911 No way! 686 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:56,908 My leg! 687 00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:59,017 Break a leg, break a record. 688 00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:01,535 No! Taking is mistaking. 689 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:05,022 Goodness comes through dispossession. 690 00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:06,790 Do you believe me? 691 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,711 I tell you, this is the school to be at. 692 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,911 This is 693 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,158 totally nuts! 694 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:15,069 Asses! Everywhere, asses! 695 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:18,304 Yes, there are a few about. 696 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,456 And...? 697 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:23,105 Rousseau, philosophy, naturalism... 698 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,512 Leave the asses. 699 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:26,270 Leave the asses... 700 00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:47,549 Don't fuck with me, Boulard. 701 00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:50,863 He's not in his office. Do we call the police? 702 00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:53,148 It's not like him to disap... 703 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:56,585 - No! - They drove him round the bend. 704 00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:03,711 Don't be silly. 705 00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:07,706 It's not your fault. It'll be fine. Give me your hand. 706 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,942 Look, Migou. 707 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:13,109 What is it? 708 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,396 No! 709 00:39:15,580 --> 00:39:18,550 Come back tomorrow! We're full! 710 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:19,587 No! 711 00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:22,991 Come back tomorrow. We're full. 712 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:26,019 120% attendance. It's unheard of. 713 00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:27,944 That's not possible. 714 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:28,908 It is. 715 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,181 They've done it. 716 00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:34,940 Kids are traveling 30 km to study here. 717 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:38,180 Something's happening, Migou. 718 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,149 Something's happening. 719 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:44,226 All right, go on. 720 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:04,861 - Sshhhh! 721 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:06,272 Quiet! 722 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:11,628 Quiet! 723 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:35,550 - Thanks. -Goon. 724 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,873 - Thanks. - Thanks, go ahead. 725 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,556 You go in free. 726 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:41,907 - Thanks! - Free for girls. 727 00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:42,982 Cool! 728 00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,019 Not for all girls. 729 00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:46,988 Go ahead. 730 00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:59,340 - When I say... - He's cheating! 731 00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:12,033 Now you won't copy. 732 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:15,107 Clap, clap, clap! Concentrate! 733 00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:24,066 Carrot juice. 734 00:41:24,820 --> 00:41:25,867 Ah... 735 00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:31,545 - Hello. - Thanks. 736 00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,350 No. Not you. 737 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,353 Why not? 738 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,231 Just because. Off you go! 739 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:40,031 "Like an apparition. 740 00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:43,343 She was sitting alone on the bench. 741 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,309 He could see nothing 742 00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:48,270 through his dazzled eyes. 743 00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:52,272 He sloped his shoulders and moved along..." 744 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:57,630 No seats! 745 00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:01,031 Couldn't you be on time? Once? 746 00:42:01,180 --> 00:42:02,420 Oddball! 747 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:06,141 "Oddball". Very ancient. Never recorded before 1940, 748 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,029 often used since. 749 00:42:08,180 --> 00:42:09,670 Two-syllable compound. 750 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:12,792 Boulard! 751 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:14,072 Through the window. 752 00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:25,663 Sorry. Can you move please? 753 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:28,903 That's my place. Thanks. 754 00:42:42,420 --> 00:42:43,228 Hello. 755 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:55,226 Excuse me, sorry. 756 00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:56,472 It's Albert! 757 00:42:58,100 --> 00:42:59,579 Easy now. 758 00:43:00,820 --> 00:43:03,710 I need a mantelpiece for my award. 759 00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:05,988 - I've been moved to Sedan. - Sedan? 760 00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:08,347 I said it and they agreed. 761 00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:12,187 - Will you be at Monday's march? - No. I'm busy. 762 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,944 Can I have an autograph? 763 00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:16,262 Do the dedication; I'll sign. 764 00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:18,343 - Can you do a drawing? - No. 765 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:21,583 Go on! You broke it! 766 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:22,536 Too much! 767 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:26,261 Thanks. I'll use that as proof in court. 768 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,419 Only kidding! Bye! 769 00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:29,473 I don't get it. 770 00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:31,987 I did what you said. She hated it. 771 00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:33,312 Strange. 772 00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:36,866 That was a humiliating experience. 773 00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:39,068 Get a new coach. He's no good. 774 00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:41,149 To know is to recognize 775 00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:43,138 what you know you don't know. 776 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:45,707 Will you be at Monday's march? 777 00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:48,669 Get off! He's my teacher! 778 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,668 Seriously! 779 00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:53,336 You've got to appeal to her fantasy. Be her dream man. 780 00:43:53,540 --> 00:43:57,397 Trust me. She's waiting for Prince Charming. 781 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:01,432 - My feet swell in the forest. - Yeah? 782 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,863 The Prince of Naffness! 783 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,784 Antoine, people can see you. 784 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:15,508 I, Antoine Polochon, invite you to the Vesuvio Pizzeria 785 00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:18,340 where, after a cocktail, you'll get 786 00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:20,221 a box. 787 00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:23,755 With a surprise inside. 788 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:25,800 Wait! Don't! 789 00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:27,465 Come back here! 790 00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:30,106 I'll be back. Stay there! 791 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:32,587 What a total fool. 792 00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:35,973 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 793 00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:37,551 - Come on. - Yes. 794 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:43,219 10 weeks before exam day 795 00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:46,020 Please. It's private today. 796 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:47,870 It's extreme sports day! 797 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:50,586 - The serial killer's bilingual. - Creepy! 798 00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:52,026 I've put a shirt on! 799 00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:53,500 We reserved a table. 800 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:57,705 Mock exams. Sorry. 801 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:01,791 - We shouldn't have come. - I told you. 802 00:45:09,060 --> 00:45:11,427 5 plus... 803 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:12,672 We've worked hard, 804 00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:14,100 SO... 805 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,189 - Great! - Let me. 806 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,825 Careful with that. 807 00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:20,701 - Have a crisp. - I love those. 808 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,746 Wait. Hey! 809 00:45:24,940 --> 00:45:27,193 Now, Marie? 810 00:45:27,740 --> 00:45:28,741 Waterloo. 811 00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:33,108 An average mark of 16 would be disappointing. 812 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:34,222 Naturally! 813 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:35,508 Three. 814 00:45:37,260 --> 00:45:39,422 - What? Three? - Three? 815 00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:42,464 You can't just say "three"! 816 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:44,981 - No! - He said it. 817 00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:47,308 3% pass rate on the mocks. 818 00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:54,548 That's... 819 00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:56,148 not much. 820 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:57,942 At all. 821 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,149 Truly unbelievable. 822 00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:08,426 Wait for me. 823 00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:39,860 No! 824 00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:57,381 3%! 825 00:46:57,540 --> 00:47:00,419 That's not a sprain. It's busted! 826 00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:04,098 We double the effort! Tomorrow: paragliding! 827 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:10,862 We have to face facts: 828 00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:13,864 we underestimated the difficulties here. 829 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,260 Unbelievable! 830 00:47:15,740 --> 00:47:18,027 When he drinks, I understand him. 831 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:23,711 - 3%. Sure? - I'm afraid so. 832 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:25,134 It's not a mistake? 833 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:29,066 I thought so. But with those teachers! 834 00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:31,109 3%, that's great! 835 00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:33,069 We need a change of plan, 836 00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:35,666 or my school is going to close. 837 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,027 The school is going to close. 838 00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:39,386 I don't follow you. 839 00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:41,144 We've got 2 months left. 840 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:45,021 If you try anything, I'll move you to Guyana. 841 00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:49,191 I'll go public. Your boss will get sacked. 842 00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:52,020 If he thought those idiots would succeed 843 00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:54,706 where the best failed, he deserves sacking. 844 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,226 And then... 845 00:47:56,980 --> 00:47:58,379 you'd get his job. 846 00:47:58,940 --> 00:48:00,669 Oh yes. So I would. 847 00:48:05,220 --> 00:48:06,710 They lied to us! 848 00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:09,506 We're the worst 849 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,225 teachers in France. 850 00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:15,260 We were taken on to sink this school, not save it. 851 00:48:20,980 --> 00:48:22,584 Son of a bitch! 852 00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:39,301 You can criticize my revolutionary teaching methods. 853 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,990 But them... No. 854 00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:42,830 They're not rubbish! 855 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:45,500 Who said you were rubbish? 856 00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:48,214 Don't try to scramble our brains. 857 00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:50,110 Now just calm down! 858 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:53,065 This is just another year for you. 859 00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:54,460 It won't hurt you. 860 00:48:54,660 --> 00:48:58,790 This school's going to close down because of us. 861 00:48:58,940 --> 00:49:01,546 That happens all the time. 862 00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:02,861 It's normal! 863 00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:05,586 The year's not over yet. 864 00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:07,344 Is this power steering? 865 00:49:07,540 --> 00:49:09,304 Be serious. 866 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:11,298 Good morale is important... 867 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,106 If you know a magician, then ask him 868 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:16,166 for the exam questions. 869 00:49:16,380 --> 00:49:19,145 Now, if you don't mind, goodbye. 870 00:49:19,340 --> 00:49:21,422 - Pen-pusher! - Just go! 871 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:25,662 What do you take us for? 872 00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:29,663 Albert, do you know any crooks? 873 00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:31,584 Are you kidding? 874 00:49:31,740 --> 00:49:35,950 You can't just go round killing people for being idiots... 875 00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:39,741 It needs to seem like an accident. 876 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:43,222 I don't want to kill him. I want the questions. 877 00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:46,350 We steal them from the Ministry and save the school. 878 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,502 We need to do something. 879 00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:49,468 Jojo. 880 00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:51,591 Mister Jojo. 881 00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:57,180 Last year, I got 7. I almost got through. But now... 882 00:49:57,340 --> 00:49:59,069 - What did you get? -45. 883 00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:01,188 It was over before it started. 884 00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:05,538 If I don't pass, I'll be making spring-rolls for life. 885 00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:08,499 And that was just the mock! 886 00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:09,900 3%! 887 00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:13,587 Put it in perspective. How many are we in the year? 888 00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:14,980 About 100. 889 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:18,030 What's 3% of 100? Look at it like that. 890 00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:20,023 It's 3. 891 00:50:20,180 --> 00:50:22,057 - Spring-rolls! - Ah... 892 00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,663 More, Gladys! 893 00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:26,305 They'll be riot police! 894 00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:30,389 When you're ready. 895 00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:36,471 Come on! 896 00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:37,752 What? 897 00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:41,137 Napoleon said: "Strength requires technique." 898 00:50:41,340 --> 00:50:42,262 And? 899 00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:44,792 If I may say... 900 00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:48,547 Good! 901 00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:50,204 Berichon? 902 00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:52,477 What should I say? 903 00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:54,665 We're not here. 904 00:50:54,820 --> 00:50:55,946 We're not here! 905 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,619 No! No... 906 00:50:57,820 --> 00:50:59,424 Marie! Is that you? 907 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:04,035 I was marking. What are you doing? 908 00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:07,858 - Walking! - I don't talk like that. 909 00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:09,664 You do, a little. 910 00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:10,952 Really? 911 00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:14,866 I'm thinking. It's important sometimes. 912 00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:16,835 With all this pressure. 913 00:51:16,980 --> 00:51:18,436 Yes, it's tough. 914 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,222 Ok, bye! 915 00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:22,550 Can't I come in? 916 00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:25,222 It's not my room. 917 00:51:26,460 --> 00:51:27,666 Not your room? 918 00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:29,191 It's not. 919 00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:30,387 I thought... 920 00:51:30,580 --> 00:51:33,220 I thought we could... 921 00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,909 We could what? 922 00:51:37,580 --> 00:51:39,025 Well... Bye. 923 00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:43,020 Sooner rather than later, but too soon is not too late. 924 00:51:44,180 --> 00:51:46,865 - She wants you, man. - That's the idea. 925 00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:48,710 She wants me? 926 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:52,508 Can we get back to it? 927 00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:55,179 Right! Throw! 928 00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:59,345 We could have? 929 00:52:00,180 --> 00:52:01,227 You're injured! 930 00:52:01,420 --> 00:52:04,060 - I knew it... - I just need a wash. 931 00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:05,739 - You need the hospital. - No. 932 00:52:05,900 --> 00:52:08,426 We'll go on Monday. We could have? 933 00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:11,108 We're going to hospital. 934 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:14,304 I can't. I'm with the others. 935 00:52:16,060 --> 00:52:19,143 Ah, ok... I don't understand you. 936 00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:23,305 When you've finished, call me. 937 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:26,390 Ok. I'll get back to it. 938 00:52:26,540 --> 00:52:29,908 You can tell me what we could have done on Monday. 939 00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:34,269 Go on, Glad. One more team! 940 00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:38,944 We will not be moved! 941 00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:42,220 Swine flu! 942 00:52:42,380 --> 00:52:43,700 Fuck the police! 943 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:45,584 We will not be moved! 944 00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:47,414 "Scheiße"? 945 00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:49,230 Que mierda! 946 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:52,662 Where are the 7 wonders? 947 00:52:52,860 --> 00:52:54,544 In Paris. 948 00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:56,828 A march to the ministry. 949 00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:58,829 A red chalk shortage. 950 00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:01,938 What is this bullshit? I don't believe it... 951 00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:07,105 Capuchon, in Paris? 952 00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:09,143 No more chalk! 953 00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:11,502 We will not be moved! 954 00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:12,542 Charge! 955 00:53:25,180 --> 00:53:27,820 Stage 2: Serge, over to you. 956 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:29,909 Great! 957 00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:32,427 Wait! Good luck! 958 00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:33,416 Go! 959 00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:38,749 Good luck! 960 00:53:38,940 --> 00:53:40,032 Good luck! 961 00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:12,747 The ministry map! 962 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:23,984 Stage 3: Amina! 963 00:54:31,740 --> 00:54:33,742 - Hello. - Hello. 964 00:54:33,900 --> 00:54:35,106 I'm not sure, 965 00:54:35,260 --> 00:54:37,820 but I think I'm going that way. 966 00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:39,670 Don't move. One's missing. 967 00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:42,027 - Maybe he's gay. - No! 968 00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:43,949 I'll show you. 969 00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:44,908 Wait for me! 970 00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:46,181 Yes! 971 00:54:56,180 --> 00:54:59,468 They're going to steal the exams' questions! 972 00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:05,830 The exam papers? 973 00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:07,260 It sounds crazy! 974 00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:08,859 Ridiculous. 975 00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:11,939 I found a receipt for masks. 976 00:55:12,140 --> 00:55:13,221 Steal the exams? 977 00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:16,185 - Unless it's for skiing? - Not bad! 978 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:17,381 Sorry? 979 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,820 It's disgusting. 980 00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:26,306 I wanted to warn you. 981 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,661 I feel sick. 982 00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:29,305 I'll call the police. 983 00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:41,432 No need. No-one's here. 984 00:55:41,580 --> 00:55:42,820 Stage 4: Maurice. 985 00:55:42,980 --> 00:55:45,187 - Like we said? - Just hello. 986 00:55:46,820 --> 00:55:48,470 The masks. 987 00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:03,576 Sir? 988 00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:06,271 Yes, you there. 989 00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:07,781 Hello. 990 00:56:07,980 --> 00:56:08,788 Yes? 991 00:56:08,980 --> 00:56:10,186 Hello. 992 00:56:10,380 --> 00:56:11,461 Huh? 993 00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:15,384 Who are you? Where are you going? 994 00:56:16,220 --> 00:56:18,871 Who? Where? Those are big questions! 995 00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:21,944 Where do we come from? Where are we going? 996 00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:24,873 Sorry? 997 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,820 Boulard, go home. 998 00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:29,068 Let this be a lesson to you. 999 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:30,853 Thanks, Mr Migou. 1000 00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:32,141 Off you go! 1001 00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:39,515 Where's my phone? 1002 00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:44,948 Boulard! Open the door! 1003 00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,545 Open up. Now! 1004 00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:55,020 Boulard? You've accidentally locked the door. 1005 00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:02,783 If you close your eyes, you see more clearly. 1006 00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:04,385 Try it. 1007 00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:07,347 I'm working, right now. 1008 00:57:07,540 --> 00:57:09,668 Try it. You'll thank me. 1009 00:57:09,820 --> 00:57:14,701 I close my eyes and I see thousands of lakes, 1010 00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:17,028 a forest. A wolf! 1011 00:57:17,180 --> 00:57:19,911 Bears, Canadian landscapes... 1012 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:22,148 What can you see? 1013 00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:24,428 I can see the sea. 1014 00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:25,979 Yes. 1015 00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:26,993 My mum. 1016 00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,739 Really? 1017 00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:30,550 Boats. 1018 00:57:31,140 --> 00:57:33,507 Seagulls, even. It's beautiful. 1019 00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:36,072 A prawn! 1020 00:57:36,260 --> 00:57:37,102 A prawn! 1021 00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:40,025 Yes. Running on the sand. 1022 00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:42,339 There is goes! 1023 00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:02,068 9 hours later 1024 00:58:07,540 --> 00:58:09,144 Jojo was right. 1025 00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:11,104 He's a professional. 1026 00:58:11,260 --> 00:58:12,227 Stage 6... 1027 00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:13,512 Don't move! 1028 00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:16,951 There are movement sensors. 1029 00:58:17,140 --> 00:58:18,585 Stay on your toes. 1030 00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:21,864 Aren't they nightlights? 1031 00:58:22,380 --> 00:58:24,712 Albert! Stop fooling around. 1032 00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:29,417 That's pretty cunning. 1033 00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:37,187 Mum... 1034 00:58:37,380 --> 00:58:39,382 They were nightlights. 1035 00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:41,745 Sorry. 1036 00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:43,866 Stage 6... 1037 00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:46,188 No, 7! 6 was the sensors. 1038 00:58:46,340 --> 00:58:47,819 They didn't count. 1039 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,693 They did for me. 1040 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,703 Stage 6: Albert, the safe. 1041 00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:53,703 Look here. This is the plan. 1042 00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:56,631 I've got enough to blow anything up. 1043 00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:03,712 When they find out, they'll change the questions. 1044 00:59:03,860 --> 00:59:05,305 We'll leave the papers. 1045 00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:07,541 Is that yours? 1046 00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:09,535 Wow! 1047 00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:15,099 They'll change the questions when they see the hole. 1048 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,101 Hey? 1049 00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:19,507 - Block your ears! - No! 1050 00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:25,147 I don't get it. 1051 00:59:25,340 --> 00:59:27,183 Doing it on purpose is hard. 1052 00:59:27,340 --> 00:59:30,867 Well done. What a rubbish plan! 1053 00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:32,791 Hey guys! 1054 00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:35,779 What are you doing? 1055 00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:38,870 I found a ?1 shop. 1056 00:59:39,060 --> 00:59:40,391 I bought these. 1057 00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:43,183 What a bargain. 1058 00:59:43,380 --> 00:59:46,145 We need a six-digit code! 1059 00:59:46,340 --> 00:59:48,456 - Help! - 6 digits? 1060 00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:51,544 That's a million possibilities. That's a lot. 1061 00:59:51,740 --> 00:59:53,504 But... 1062 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:56,988 A person made the code, not a machine. 1063 00:59:57,140 --> 00:59:58,665 Let's think. 1064 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:00,308 Now... 1065 01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,501 Knowing that 1066 01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:04,260 7 is in 64% of codes... 1067 01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:11,464 Is that Egyptian? 1068 01:00:11,620 --> 01:00:15,784 So... 7-3-2-9-8-7. 1069 01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:17,584 Albert! 1070 01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:23,505 No. Let's give up. 1071 01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:25,941 Impossible. That's Yapunov's formula. 1072 01:00:26,140 --> 01:00:27,107 It must be that. 1073 01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:28,108 Bravo! 1074 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:30,348 This is great! 1075 01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:33,350 The Minister's name, his wife's name, 1076 01:00:33,540 --> 01:00:35,713 daughter, dog, nomination... 1077 01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:37,743 Wait. If you were Minister 1078 01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:40,625 of Education, what would you choose? 1079 01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:42,948 14.03.1879: Einstein's birthday. 1080 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,780 12.09.1774 Napoleon gets measles! 1081 01:00:45,980 --> 01:00:46,947 06.03.91, 1082 01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:48,505 Double Impact, with Van Damme! 1083 01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:52,261 No! His appointment date. 1084 01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:55,111 15.06.12. Why? 1085 01:00:55,300 --> 01:00:57,257 That must be it. 1086 01:00:57,460 --> 01:00:58,859 Depends if he's happy. 1087 01:00:59,060 --> 01:00:59,982 Try it! 1088 01:01:13,620 --> 01:01:16,783 62 hours later 1089 01:01:32,620 --> 01:01:33,712 Expel Boulard! 1090 01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:35,711 Already at work? 1091 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,476 He locked me up! 1092 01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:38,985 A mistake, surely. 1093 01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:42,269 - Terrorist! Taliban! - He's a fool. 1094 01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:45,708 I can't expel him because you can't open a door. 1095 01:01:45,860 --> 01:01:49,034 I'll get the Minister to expel him! 1096 01:01:53,820 --> 01:01:55,185 What's this? 1097 01:01:55,340 --> 01:01:57,707 Maybe it's a show. 1098 01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:02,193 A mock mock. 1099 01:02:02,820 --> 01:02:04,299 A mock mock? 1100 01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:06,986 It's like a mock, but it's mock. 1101 01:02:07,860 --> 01:02:09,259 It's a mock exam. 1102 01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:11,388 You may use your textbooks. 1103 01:02:11,980 --> 01:02:12,981 Cool. 1104 01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:14,579 It's training. 1105 01:02:14,740 --> 01:02:15,787 A training. 1106 01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:17,908 But take it seriously. 1107 01:02:18,060 --> 01:02:20,506 It might be that these questions 1108 01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:23,795 are quite similar... 1109 01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,556 to the questions in 1110 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,501 the real exam... 1111 01:02:29,460 --> 01:02:30,666 Yes. 1112 01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:32,825 You never know. 1113 01:02:35,060 --> 01:02:36,869 Don't waste time! 1114 01:02:37,060 --> 01:02:39,154 Sit down! Backs straight. 1115 01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:49,657 Thank you, Boudini. 1116 01:02:49,820 --> 01:02:54,667 I didn't lend it. You took it. I'm going to tell the head. 1117 01:02:55,660 --> 01:02:57,662 Don't threaten me. 1118 01:02:57,820 --> 01:03:01,222 You don't know what I might do. 1119 01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:03,306 Clap, clap, clap! 1120 01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:06,547 You have two hours. 1121 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,065 You have two hours. 1122 01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:10,869 - Time! - Time. 1123 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:18,786 What's this? 1124 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,501 Boulard! 1125 01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:27,145 Quiet! 1126 01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:33,273 Look. 1127 01:03:41,940 --> 01:03:43,510 I don't get it. 1128 01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:52,148 They did it 1129 01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:54,109 I knew it! 1130 01:03:56,260 --> 01:03:58,945 You knew what? They did what? 1131 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:12,025 You've still got time. 1132 01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:14,228 Don't take time if you have it. 1133 01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:15,666 I've finished, sir. 1134 01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:23,705 We revised for nothing. 1135 01:04:26,020 --> 01:04:26,987 Hey! 1136 01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:30,182 - Very funny. - What? 1137 01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:31,819 - Funny. - What? 1138 01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:33,414 Nectarine? 1139 01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:37,824 This is for 15-year-olds. It's a middle school exam! 1140 01:04:37,980 --> 01:04:40,824 What do you mean, middle school? 1141 01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:42,141 What... 1142 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:53,110 - They're nuts! - What's with those questions? 1143 01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:54,415 They're nuts. 1144 01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:56,912 They're too cool! Get it? 1145 01:04:57,420 --> 01:04:58,228 No. 1146 01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:00,229 They stole the wrong papers. 1147 01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:02,878 Anyone can make a mistake. 1148 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,137 Quiet! We're working. 1149 01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:07,910 They risked jail. 1150 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:10,956 I wish they were in jail. I'll denounce them! 1151 01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:12,420 You can't, Nectarine! 1152 01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:14,384 They did it for us. 1153 01:05:14,580 --> 01:05:16,469 They're paid to teach. 1154 01:05:16,660 --> 01:05:19,220 Not to mess things up! 1155 01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:21,855 Don't you have a heart! 1156 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:24,017 I couldn't care less! 1157 01:05:24,220 --> 01:05:25,756 Well I could. 1158 01:05:25,940 --> 01:05:30,537 You'll be alright, anyway. You're going to pass! 1159 01:05:30,740 --> 01:05:31,866 We're working! 1160 01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:34,142 Hey! I'm talking here. 1161 01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:36,946 It's true, I won't pass the exam. 1162 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,949 I don't work, but I'm proud 1163 01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:40,989 to have met those nutters. 1164 01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:44,187 You really learnt nothing. 1165 01:05:45,700 --> 01:05:47,543 Wrong! 1166 01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:50,380 For the first time, I've been listening. 1167 01:05:50,540 --> 01:05:53,191 That hasn't happened since primary school. 1168 01:05:53,380 --> 01:05:55,109 We're working here. 1169 01:05:55,260 --> 01:05:58,218 No-one's working, this is Jules Ferry! 1170 01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:00,946 I learnt that 1171 01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:04,394 you should never give up. 1172 01:06:04,540 --> 01:06:05,985 Who did they do it for? 1173 01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:08,197 Who, Nectarine? 1174 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:12,546 They did it for us. 1175 01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:24,666 I don't know what's wrong. I've got nodes there and there. 1176 01:06:24,860 --> 01:06:27,989 You've got balls. Believe me. 1177 01:06:28,180 --> 01:06:30,353 Forget it. Go back to work. 1178 01:06:34,460 --> 01:06:35,700 Let me guess. 1179 01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:38,983 Nodes? You want sick leave? 1180 01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:50,391 Do you realize what this means? 1181 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:55,545 If you resign, you're finished. 1182 01:06:56,540 --> 01:06:58,156 I was never a teacher. 1183 01:07:31,140 --> 01:07:32,346 I've seen you up. 1184 01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,434 I've seen you right down. 1185 01:07:35,220 --> 01:07:38,667 I discovered that you're also a liar and a cheat. 1186 01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:43,476 But I always thought you were brave. 1187 01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:48,861 Even in failure, you had a sort of panache. 1188 01:07:49,460 --> 01:07:51,019 Not a coward. 1189 01:07:52,620 --> 01:07:55,112 Dropping out 2 weeks before the exam. 1190 01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:01,909 The man I know wouldn't have gone. 1191 01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:04,188 Maybe I didn't know him. 1192 01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:06,103 So you're finished? 1193 01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,670 You won't be able to pass? 1194 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:13,033 12% to 50% is impossible? 1195 01:09:15,420 --> 01:09:17,627 Nothing's impossible! 1196 01:09:19,740 --> 01:09:23,426 If you feel stupid, you'll be stupid. 1197 01:09:25,380 --> 01:09:26,791 I'm stupid too. 1198 01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:31,836 We're a gang of fools! 1199 01:09:33,060 --> 01:09:35,028 But we're a gang! 1200 01:09:35,220 --> 01:09:37,587 We can't give up! 1201 01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:43,700 Pupils, kids, let's put 1202 01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:46,062 our weaknesses together... 1203 01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:48,310 together! 1204 01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:52,336 As for you, my colleagues... 1205 01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:55,187 My friends! 1206 01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:57,506 You've give me 1207 01:09:57,700 --> 01:09:59,953 such strength. 1208 01:10:00,180 --> 01:10:02,023 Don't give up! 1209 01:10:02,820 --> 01:10:03,787 Not now! 1210 01:10:06,460 --> 01:10:08,701 We've got 40 weeks behind us. 1211 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,937 And in front of us, 1212 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:12,869 just 2 weeks left! 1213 01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:17,992 2 weeks to raise a pillar of victory on this courtyard! 1214 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:26,702 I'm back, I get the bac! 1215 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:29,108 Pass! 1216 01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:30,352 We're gonna pass! 1217 01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,870 Pass! 1218 01:10:35,060 --> 01:10:36,915 Pass! Pass! 1219 01:10:39,300 --> 01:10:40,358 Where are they? 1220 01:10:41,020 --> 01:10:43,421 You've got 30 seconds. And flush! 1221 01:11:05,540 --> 01:11:06,416 53,622 1222 01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:08,947 Now calculate the integral. 1223 01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:11,307 You have the probability. 1224 01:11:11,460 --> 01:11:13,542 Use the right sign! 1225 01:11:13,740 --> 01:11:17,108 Mr Cutiro! We have to talk. 1226 01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:19,382 Would early July be ok? 1227 01:11:20,180 --> 01:11:21,830 The siesta's over! 1228 01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:24,506 Blindfolds for French! 1229 01:11:25,980 --> 01:11:27,300 Hurry up! 1230 01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:30,671 I'll read the poem 1231 01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:34,188 and you pick an approach. 1232 01:11:34,340 --> 01:11:37,537 Take your blindfolds off when I've got my coat on. 1233 01:11:40,140 --> 01:11:41,437 His helmet! 1234 01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:42,906 Your helmet! 1235 01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:47,583 She always gives my sister. Blank. She wants. 1236 01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:50,107 Keep your helmets! 1237 01:11:50,260 --> 01:11:52,501 - Chawarma? - Yes! 1238 01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:57,030 We get to know ourselves 1239 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,820 by confronting others. 1240 01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,266 He's drunk! 1241 01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:03,222 Now I get it! 1242 01:12:07,060 --> 01:12:08,221 Patatin! 1243 01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:12,826 - From potatoes! - Patatin! 1244 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:16,712 Are you drugging them? 1245 01:12:16,860 --> 01:12:18,350 It's not drugs: 1246 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,868 caffeine, ginger, vitamins A to H. 1247 01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:24,352 Plus 9 other Colombian plants. 1248 01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:27,146 - Patatin? - We all have your secrets. 1249 01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:28,267 Let's go! 1250 01:12:39,260 --> 01:12:42,628 This is just bluff. I don't believe it. 1251 01:12:42,780 --> 01:12:46,034 Because no-one goes from 3% a 50%. 1252 01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:47,067 That's a fact. 1253 01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:49,024 There's 1 week left. 1254 01:12:49,220 --> 01:12:51,632 Your pupils and teachers are thick. 1255 01:12:51,780 --> 01:12:53,498 Do you like insects? 1256 01:12:53,660 --> 01:12:56,550 In Guyana the mosquitoes are like pigeons! 1257 01:12:56,740 --> 01:13:01,553 - Minus times minus is not plus. - But less plus less, is even less. 1258 01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:08,032 Piss off. 1259 01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:11,219 Exam Day Anatole France High School 1260 01:13:14,740 --> 01:13:17,471 How much? 30%. 30 degrees... 1261 01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:18,940 What's up with him? 1262 01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:20,864 Nice! Good! 1263 01:13:21,820 --> 01:13:23,629 - Working hard! - Sir? 1264 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:25,909 Alright, shaggy! 1265 01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:28,669 The exams have started. 1266 01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:30,629 We've done our best. 1267 01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:32,179 Fingers crossed. 1268 01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:34,906 3-2 to Canada. Double bounce. 1269 01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:35,982 Canada serves. 1270 01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:40,981 Saturday, maybe. I'll write it down. 1271 01:13:41,140 --> 01:13:43,791 0623... 1272 01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:48,985 Ok! 1273 01:13:49,580 --> 01:13:51,548 We really outdid ourselves. 1274 01:13:52,460 --> 01:13:54,792 Thanks to you, Polochon. 1275 01:13:56,980 --> 01:14:00,382 - What was that? - She kissed him 1276 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:03,066 - Is he alright? - Better than ever. 1277 01:14:03,180 --> 01:14:05,911 But what does that mean? To live is to die. 1278 01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:07,067 Pack it in. 1279 01:14:07,260 --> 01:14:11,072 - Children of France... - Quiet! 1280 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:14,514 The day of glory is here. 1281 01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:39,468 49%! 1282 01:14:42,980 --> 01:14:44,425 1% off. 1283 01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:58,064 Is something wrong? 1284 01:14:58,580 --> 01:15:01,231 Not for me; for you... 1285 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:04,816 Jules Ferry didn't make it over 50%. 1286 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:07,295 What? 1287 01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:08,894 But... 1288 01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:13,149 You said the mocks went well. 1289 01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:14,472 Did 1? 1290 01:15:14,660 --> 01:15:17,106 Here. 1291 01:15:17,260 --> 01:15:20,469 We haven't done so well since 1986. Pretty good. 1292 01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:22,941 They'll still close us. 1293 01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:26,747 Your idea was rubbish! How could I... 1294 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:28,664 My idea? 1295 01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:30,595 Yes. Your idea! 1296 01:15:30,780 --> 01:15:33,386 The worst teachers for the worst pupils. 1297 01:15:33,580 --> 01:15:35,344 Oh yes. 1298 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:37,468 Officially, it was yours. 1299 01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:41,466 I always said it was your idea. 1300 01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,293 And a funny one, too... 1301 01:15:52,620 --> 01:15:53,826 Shame on Napoleon! 1302 01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:55,220 Where's Boulard? 1303 01:15:55,380 --> 01:15:56,711 Ouch! 1304 01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:58,231 Boulard! 1305 01:15:58,380 --> 01:16:00,109 Boulard! 1306 01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:02,191 Where's? Boulard! 1307 01:16:02,980 --> 01:16:04,391 Over here! 1308 01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:09,180 Here! 1309 01:16:10,260 --> 01:16:11,068 Come! 1310 01:16:11,260 --> 01:16:13,467 - You worked hard. -Me? 1311 01:16:13,660 --> 01:16:16,743 And you've failed miserably, as usual. 1312 01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:19,181 - I'm sorry. - Well done! 1313 01:16:19,340 --> 01:16:22,037 You've failed and furthermore 1314 01:16:22,260 --> 01:16:25,025 you've been expelled! 1315 01:16:25,940 --> 01:16:27,180 Here's the letter. 1316 01:16:27,340 --> 01:16:29,707 You've been expelled! 1317 01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:31,590 One failure less. 1318 01:16:32,780 --> 01:16:34,908 You're off our list. 1319 01:16:35,060 --> 01:16:36,380 Thanks to Boulard, 1320 01:16:36,540 --> 01:16:39,100 Jules Ferry's success rate... 1321 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,059 is 50%! 1322 01:16:42,260 --> 01:16:43,261 I don't get it. 1323 01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:45,986 50%! 1324 01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:01,348 Boulard! Boulard! 1325 01:17:01,540 --> 01:17:03,224 Boulard! Boulard! 1326 01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:06,549 Boulard! Boulard! 1327 01:17:11,820 --> 01:17:13,675 Bravo, Boulard. 1328 01:17:14,460 --> 01:17:16,383 Congratulations, right? 1329 01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:18,912 Short hair suits you. 1330 01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:21,228 If you worked like you flirted... 1331 01:17:21,420 --> 01:17:23,548 That's a good one. Not bad. 1332 01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:26,709 See you in chemistry? 1333 01:17:26,860 --> 01:17:29,500 I'll check your physique... 1334 01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:33,948 I don't get it. 1335 01:17:37,060 --> 01:17:38,824 Hard work has brought 1336 01:17:38,980 --> 01:17:42,666 the biggest rise ever seen in the exam pass rate 1337 01:17:42,820 --> 01:17:45,107 in the country. 1338 01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:46,910 This is a happy man. 1339 01:17:47,060 --> 01:17:50,189 - So? - Régis Migou. I'm in admin. 1340 01:17:50,340 --> 01:17:52,024 What a nightmare! 1341 01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:53,750 How did this happen? 1342 01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:57,666 At first sight, you'd say it was the teachers. 1343 01:17:57,820 --> 01:18:01,870 But if I hadn't expelled Boulard, it wouldn't have happened. 1344 01:18:02,020 --> 01:18:03,499 Thank you sir. 1345 01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:06,789 I have some happy pupils behind me. 1346 01:18:06,980 --> 01:18:09,267 A message for the teachers? 1347 01:18:09,940 --> 01:18:11,624 Polochon, you're the best! 1348 01:18:11,820 --> 01:18:14,266 Amina, answer me! 1349 01:18:14,420 --> 01:18:15,387 Any plans? 1350 01:18:15,580 --> 01:18:18,663 I want to repeat to be back next year. 1351 01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:19,946 It's great here! 1352 01:18:20,140 --> 01:18:23,462 The teachers are the best! 1353 01:18:23,660 --> 01:18:25,901 So for all those reasons 1354 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:30,219 each of you ? heroes among heroes 1355 01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:32,707 the brave of the brave - 1356 01:18:34,340 --> 01:18:36,627 will get a bonus of...? 1357 01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:38,950 47 euros. 1358 01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:40,946 A bonus. 1359 01:18:41,780 --> 01:18:42,588 And 1360 01:18:42,780 --> 01:18:45,750 a transfer to a school of your choice. 1361 01:18:45,940 --> 01:18:47,783 Sun or sea, you choose... 1362 01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:50,147 Somewhere far from here. 1363 01:18:53,340 --> 01:18:56,105 Thanks but no. That won't do. 1364 01:18:56,300 --> 01:18:59,144 This success is half and half failure. 1365 01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:03,669 I can't accept a bonus for success that rewards failure. 1366 01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:05,072 Sorry? 1367 01:19:05,260 --> 01:19:08,264 He means we don't want a transfer. 1368 01:19:08,460 --> 01:19:09,700 Why not? 1369 01:19:09,860 --> 01:19:12,113 Too many kids failed this year. 1370 01:19:12,340 --> 01:19:14,581 Like Boulard, who we owe this to. 1371 01:19:14,740 --> 01:19:15,582 Thanks, 1372 01:19:15,780 --> 01:19:18,112 but we'll stay at Jules Ferry. 1373 01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:20,499 Job not done yet. 1374 01:19:20,660 --> 01:19:21,468 I'm late. 1375 01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:25,540 Ah! This is my new assistant, Marcelin. 1376 01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:27,299 Jacquart? 1377 01:19:30,820 --> 01:19:33,539 - Amina? - Marcelin! 1378 01:19:40,420 --> 01:19:42,195 Marcelin from uni? 1379 01:19:43,540 --> 01:19:45,144 With tongues this time! 1380 01:19:49,060 --> 01:19:50,186 And 1381 01:19:50,380 --> 01:19:51,586 dear Mr Houston? 1382 01:19:59,740 --> 01:20:00,707 What's that? 1383 01:20:04,380 --> 01:20:05,427 Hey? 1384 01:20:19,300 --> 01:20:20,745 No music! 1385 01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:23,952 You're funny, Antoine Polochon. 1386 01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:28,343 Almost ready? 1387 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:30,150 Sorry, I was... 1388 01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:41,424 To Dad... Who taught me so much 1389 01:20:47,820 --> 01:20:48,616 Stop! 1390 01:20:48,780 --> 01:20:51,909 Fed up with class time Turning into detention 1391 01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:55,866 This years a big one I haven't got school 1392 01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:59,951 I'm sick of being late Teachers on my back 1393 01:21:00,140 --> 01:21:03,223 You can boot me out But I bet you I'll pass 1394 01:21:18,220 --> 01:21:21,793 I owe it to myself I made my mum a promise 1395 01:21:21,940 --> 01:21:25,103 I want to go to uni These heavy-weights on my case 1396 01:21:25,300 --> 01:21:26,836 I'm back I'll get the bac! 1397 01:21:26,940 --> 01:21:28,510 I'm done lazing in my mac 1398 01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:30,509 - Get ready - For the show 1399 01:21:30,660 --> 01:21:32,310 I'm gonna have a heart attack. 1400 01:21:50,580 --> 01:21:51,741 There. 1401 01:24:23,260 --> 01:24:27,743 Subtitles: Eclair Group 88516