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What do you got for me?

This is real Malana Charas.

The best hashish in India.

You wanna try this?

It's called Bulu, it's from Africa.

Upper, downer, psychedelic?

They say it makes you see the future.

Dada!

♪ La la la la la la la la la la la la ♪

Fuck!

Let go!

- Fuck you. - What happened, man?

You tell me!

They must have framed you.

I have no idea what's happening here, man, no idea.

Tell me more about this Bulu shit you gave me.

It's a new thing, no one even knows about it.

I can see things before they happen,

how the fuck is that possible?

- I don't know! - I knew you were gonna

be at this temple!

- Come on, man give me - Fuck.

a fucking answer.

It's a sample I gave to you.

I haven't even tried it, please.

So where does it come from, huh?

Who's the connect?

A Rasta guy from Uganda gave it to me,

It's a place called Fort Lugard, okay?

Fort Lugard, Uganda.

Give me his number.

I haven't seen him in a month.

I swear, I haven't seen him in a month.

I don't have his number, okay?

Fuck!

Dada!

Hey it's Bobby babam.

Do you remember this?

Yeah, yeah.

Bobby?

Come here, Bobby.

Bobby come in here at once.

- Go, Bobby. - Do as I say, Bobby.

It's okay.

I love you.

Do you have money or no?

I need two more weeks.

Fuck.

Bobby, I love you.

Yeah, go on, you're all right.

Fuck you!

- Wagwan in the area! - Yes, yes Hugo!

What happened in India, bro?

Your phone's been off.

Total fucking disaster man.

We lost everything.

You what?

Matt's gonna fucking break your legs.

He's cool.

No, Hugo, he ain't cool.

How are you gonna pay him back?

It's not my fucking problem we were busted.

You're joking, aren't you?

You just lost 10 grand of his money.

10 grand is nothing, I've found the future.

This better be fucking good man.

What do you know about Uganda?

What about Uganda, you're just gonna waltz in there

and get it off Idi Amin.

Here, spark this up.

All right, all right, all right!

What the fuck!

You two boys been having a good time, have you?

Always more fun

on other peoples money,

isn't it?

I'm sorry, I just, there's a new connect.

I've got this drug, all right?

This drug from Africa,

he fucking...

Man this shit.

Like you fucking see your future.

It's like a fucking movie.

He's chatting shit.

I'm not fucking kidding, it's fucking insane.

In that case, how do you propose to wriggle out of this?

I go to Africa, I get you your drugs

and then we all live happily ever after.

All right, Hugo,

you got to Africa

and you get me this fairy dust.

You got two weeks.

You are a cheeky fucker, Hugo.

There are worse things to be my friend.

We've been the authority.

Half, half, that's fair.

True that, half for me half for Pape.

Pape!

You don't still work for that loser.

They're a team and a wounded lion is dangerous.

Fine, let him have it all and be done with it.

So you keep all the good stuff in here?

Ras, I've got to survive.

What does he want to do, Kill me?

He's a gentleman, he takes his time.

The last time I was in Makaana,

I was caught between Pastor Isaac groping me

and Auntie Betty calling me the devils whore.

Fine.

Well, I try to persuade you to go in to business

with me and Pape but...

A good Christian never deals drugs.

But the stupid Rastas never paid us.

They got the Bulu

all the way out to India, darling, just wait.

I can't wait.

Why not?

Isaac has already started evicting everyone.

So why should I care?

Angela.

You expect me to help you

when you're going to spend all that money on a lost cause?

Good luck, this town is full of surprises,

especially for an innocent little flower like you.

How's it gentleman?

Get in, I need a drink.

You know any bars called Holly something?

Let me take you to Hollywood.

The word mzungu is based on a Bantu verb muzunga

which means moving without purpose.

so what exactly does that have to do

with the white people?

The villagers would ask the early christian missionaries,

"Hey, where are you going, father?"

And he would reply and say,

"I'm not going anywhere, I'm just going for a walk."

Just a little stroll in the woods.

Henceforth a white man was Christian mzungu.

The aimless wanderer.

I may be able to help you find what you're looking for.

I doubt it.

Me have the best green in Uganda.

High grade.

Green huh?

That's close

but I'm looking for something new.

Something old, something new

something borrowed.

Something blue.

Come we go talk.

You got a room where I can try it out?

Yeah man, relax here with my sister for a while.

I didn't come to Uganda for that.

Come here.

You deserve more than this wise.

This will show you the way out.

Who can blame you my dear.

Hello.

You've seen that mzungu?

What?

I need the Bulu from your sister.

You want to talk to my sister?

I'm coming to Hollywood now.

Hugo!

Kisakye!

Hey, I'm a favorite Rasta man.

Ladies what a pleasure.

This your sister?

My money is inside as cash.

You have the Bulu?

Yeah, we've just got to go and get it.

No, let's do it now.

I have it here.

Ah, sweetie.

Cool we'll just have to give the man half an hour.

He's taking a rest.

Let me buy you ladies a drink.

Sweetie,

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

whatagwan here?

You're full of surprises.

See you soon lioness.

Whatever you say sister, of course.

Oh damn.

London calling?

Whatever it is, it can wait.

Hello.

- Hello. - Hey,

fancy meeting you here.

Who are you?

Well, you don't know me yet, but do you mind?

I was leaving anyway.

Will you show me the blue flowers?

Clearing in the woods and blue flowers everywhere.

I'm Hugo.

And you are?

I'm Kisakye.

Kisa what?

Kisakye.

Okay.

Look I was right about the blue flowers, wasn't I?

What exactly do you want from me?

Half a Kilo of Bulu

as quickly as you can get it.

A thousand dollars

and I'll be back here in 10 days.

A thousand bucks?

That's a lot of money for a young lady.

Someone's trying to steal my father's land but...

I don't know why I'm telling you this.

I can try and help you.

If you take me to where you make it.

You take me to the flowers

and you will have a lot more

than a thousand dollars coming in.

regularly for life.

And maybe even a pet mzungu if you play your cards right.

And I thought you were here

to help me solve my problems and not add to them.

If you have the money now

I could take you to the village tomorrow.

I swear by God.

Little bitch!

What the...

Fuck!

Hail white lion.

Hail.

Respect in the name of the most high.

Now, tell me about your unpleasantness.

I was just having a drink at the bar over there

and then I was robbed by some idiot whore and her pimp.

Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.

How sad.

50 years of independence

our brothers and sisters are forced to steal

and to prostitute themselves to survive.

Nobody forced her man.

We are victims in this mystery Babylon.

This is bullshit.

Just describe the guy to me.

Some junky hooker called Destiny.

Or maybe you should try and find her pimp.

Some guy called Ras B or something.

Interesting.

King lion.

Respect.

That's an interesting one.

Why do you want to fight.

Give me my fucking money.

What fucking money?

Pull that blood clot.

You charge your mouth like a drunken elephant.

Demanding money and confessions.

Now your life is in his hands.

But he was the one that was robbed.

Leave him alone.

You, working with a white belly rat

like all the others who came to rape Africa.

And you open your legs for him willingly.

Go back to your village

and ask for forgiveness from your ancestors.

ancestors.

And I was actually starting

to take all this stuff seriously.

What are you idiots doing?

Relax old man,

go back to your buto.

I'm going to call the police.

Bumbaclot.

Enjoy the small change brother.

Let's go it's not safe here.

Give me my bag.

I'm not leaving until I have my money.

Don't make any more trouble with Ras B

or someone else.

That is bullshit.

Come on.

Come on.

Hugo

Yeah.

- it was you. - No.

I swear I didn't.

Then what the fuck is this?

God guided me.

I got it back for you that's all you need to know.

Well then,

God be praised.

Let's go get a drink.

so you can get robbed again?

Come on just

I'm sorry, come on.

Your village must be really something.

It's called Makaana just another African shit-hole.

So why do you care if you get evicted?

It's my father's land

and I'm not giving it away to some fake priest.

But you don't mind if it's a white guy coming to save you?

You're joking.

Who just saved you from the Rastas back there?

There's never a ride when you need one.

So?

So,

I hope your legs are as strong as your liver.

Why are you so interested in Bulu?

Is it worth a lot of money?

It's not really about that.

Bulu is...

It's a spiritual experience

and we mzungu we need that.

Whoa!

We don't really do God or magic anymore so.

So when you bring it back to the UK

will you become like a prophet?

Hugo the Messiah.

You have a

a thing for Messiahs, don't you?

whoa shit whoa.

Welcome to Makaana.

This is the real Africa,

the most beautiful place in the world.

Okay, okay, I've seen the lion King.

Yeah, you remind me of the stupid warthog.

Oh, Princess.

The last one to the village gets eaten by hyenas.

Okay, hakuna matata.

Fuck's sake.

Isn't that the girl from the bar?

She's my sister, unfortunately.

Well, she'd better not bring those

Rasta assholes down here.

Angela is perfectly capable of causing trouble on her own.

Oh, fuck.

Hi, I'm Hugo.

Hi, I'm Isaac.

I hope you'll be happy to stay

in the church quarters?

Yeah, sure.

And welcome back Kisakye.

Don't worry, we won't be evicting you my dear.

Nope, I'm here to stay.

And we hear that you came with Angela.

It's nice that the two of you are together again.

Oh yes, but I don't think she'll be staying long.

Geez, this is gonna be fun.

The stupid sister of mine should stay in church.

Maybe that will do her good.

I don't think Aunt Betty would be very happy

if you and I were in the same room.

Hugo.

Brethren,

he can even come into your community

disguised as your friend.

Or even he can come disguised as a man

so that your daughter fornicates with the devil.

We shall chase the devil from our community,

from our society, from our midst, hallelujah!

Amen.

We must the devil.

Amen.

Now brethren, you must stand up and pray!

Stand up and pray.

Pray so hard

because we must chase the devil from our midst.

Oh, Jesus.

Clap for Jesus.

- Clap for Him. - Amen.

Clap for Jesus.

Lord Jesus there are those among us who are tempted with sin

give them the strength to drive away sin.

Give them strength oh Lord.

Come on to them, they need you.

They wish they could take you.

Lord, drive the devil from your daughter.

Let him leave this body.

There, there.

You know, Hugo,

you don't have to stay at that demons house.

You could stay in the church quarters.

With Isaac.

No, no. He stays far away.

The church quarters are for people

who don't have friendly relatives in Makaana.

Like little old you and me.

Yeah.

Interesting.

I wonder what little old Kisakye

would say about that?

Oh, she's used to sleeping alone.

And it's very cozy in the quarters.

Yeah.

Yeah, it maybe tempting.

That song, I've heard it before.

And so have I.

A thousand times in this fucking village.

Something bad is about to happen.

You worry too much.

Come on.

What the fuck is that?

This wasn't a good idea, you had better go.

Hey Hugo.

Fire.

You see, you saw.

What...

What happens if someone dies in one of my visions?

How can I stop that?

Stop.

No.

Only

Stop, stop.

So there is nothing you can do?

Do it.

Where the fuck does she keep this shit?

Please use the path.

What's wrong?

Took your word like an idle peasant.

and gossip with my sister.

Spying on me.

Oh, the drinking is a problem, huh?

I'll just stick to Bulu then.

Stupid white goat.

Thanks.

How many do I need to eat

to see you next Tuesday?

If I were you I wouldn't eat that

unless you want to get seriously ill.

'Cause you gotta process it first.

Ain't you gonna show me how that's done?

You are not from my clan.

You are not even from my country.

Why would I do that?

It still will get me high though, right?

Chew white goat, chew.

You didn't let him take all that stuff, did you?

Who are you to tell me what to do?

Kitonsa who's land you propose to steal.

He did not know what was happening.

You forced him to sign while he was dying.

Hypocrites.

Angela.

A boy.

There, there.

There, there!

Let's go huh? Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, I am not drinking alone.

The big tarantula.

Mzungu.

Hey, you're learning huh?

President Hugo.

Hugo, you have done something wonderful.

Thank you very much.

Ah, it's a miracle.

It's a miracle, thank you.

A miracle.

Oh yes. Oh yes.

Thank you very much.

What miracle?

Hugo.

Let me tell you something messenger of God.

It was I who saved Irumba just now.

Not you nor your bullshit Holy ghost.

I did it, me.

Blasphemy, God forgive you.

I used the power of an ancient African substance

to save that little boy's life

not some Christian mambo jambo.

Now that is a fucking miracle.

And it has sweet nothing to do with Jesus Christ

or this pompous prick here.

People you all just stand here

as this man insults our God?

He fornicates with our daughters.

He corrupts everybody, Oh my God.

He wouldn't be the first pervert in Makaana.

Would he pastor?

See, see how he's dividing us.

Have you all been blinded by his trickery?

I think they see things a lot more clearly now.

This is no place for you devil.

Be gone.

Hugo.

Hugo.

Why waste good booze, huh?

Say goodbye to the bad man folks.

What can you see now?

I see

a long, lazy, afternoon,

a beautiful, wicked, girl,

maybe a couple of beers.

The prophet has spoken.

You'll need someone in Makaana.

She doesn't understand business.

She thinks Bulu is satanic.

Why should I trust you?

Why don't I just work with someone else from the village?

Better the devil you know.

And our other unfinished business.

Do you think she'd mind if we borrowed her bed?

- Oh, you're making food. - Hi.

- Oh, God I'm so hungry. - No.

I'm just...

Ah, me too whatcha cooking?

Come on, please, I don't need drunkards in my house.

It's amazing how stupid you can be.

Do you not see her game?

Kisakye.

Come on, fuck's sake.

Hugo.

Do you know who took your money in Hollywood?

She stole your money

and then watched you nearly get killed by those Rasta thugs.

Ever since you got here,

she's been trying to steal from you.

Can't you see?

She's a witch.

and they called my father one.

You are wicked, evil.

Angela, just get out.

Get the fuck out.

Fuck you, impotent junkie.

I think you better go too.

Dada!

Bobby come here.

I'm filming this.

I told the police.

You tell Hugo I want my money.

Is everything okay?

It's my son.

My family has been attacked.

I need to get home.

I'm so sorry Hugo.

You need to get back to your family.

You can't stay here anymore.

Please go away, go.

Why won't you give it to me now, huh?

We had a fucking deal.

I don't understand.

You said you were gonna...

what the fuck.

I fucking need it.

I need to see what's gonna fucking happen to me.

Do you have no more?

Hugo you're hurting me.

Yeah, but you're gonna give me what you have.

Do you understand?

What's wrong?

You're gonna give me what you have.

What is wrong with you.

- Where is it? - Let go off me.

Where is it?

- Let go my hand is hurting. - Where is it!

Where is it?

Huh?

I'll let go once you tell me where it is.

That's it.

Hugo!

Hugo, you are alive?

I'm going to fucking kill him.

Who? Who you kill?

Kisakye, I knew you would come.

He told me.

The American has left.

He is never coming back.

That is very good.

He had started to corrupt you.

Please,

Yes, but

he was here for a good reason to help me.

Kisakye, if the devil offered you his hand

over a raging river would you take it?

If I was drowning, maybe.

No, that would be wrong.

It would be better

to swim against the current or to perish in the water.

Enough with your parables Isaac.

That land is mine

and as God is our witness,

you know you're stealing it.

Kisakye, did you come here

to provoke me, huh?

No.

I came here to tell you to give up now

or I'll take you to court

and the whole village will know how you cheated my family.

It is too late Kisakye

the land belongs to God now.

On your head be it.

Your father never disciplined you.

My father taught me with love not fear.

He was a witch.

You, you have the witches blood.

His voice, his stench.

You gave yourself to the American.

The devil.

Get off me.

You gave off yourself to him.

Get the fuck off her.

Let me fucking go.

Let me go.

Kisakye,

I'm sorry.

I need the Bulu.

My family.

You can take it.

I don't want to see that stuff ever again.

Hugo.

What?

Where's the Bulu?

Angela, fuck it.

You do not follow me, okay?

I will kill you, I've seen it.

Don't follow me.

Give me the bag.

Hugo.

Hugo! Please.

Hugo don't leave her like this.

Angela, shh, shh, shh.

Fuck!

Angela.

Kisakye. Angela.

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