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Cesar, get in here.

Look what I found.

Oh, those aren't mine.

I thought you said
you were doing so well.

What happened?

I lied about doing so well.

Cesar, it's not that hard
to quit,

it's just an oral fixation.

You have to find something else
to put in your mouth.

And that's how he quit me.

I think my wife would prefer
that I keep smoking.

I don't understand people.

I mean, you know that there's
something bad for you,

you cut it out of your life.

You move on,
and you never look back.

- Fran?
- Don't look back.

Don't look back.

Sir, I like the scarf.
Brings out your eyes.

Why are you here?

I must say, Elliot,

I too am surprised
to see you here.

I mean, were you not
sitting next to me

at our therapy session
when we discovered

that you are toxic for me?

Look, I wouldn't be here
unless it was important.

Fran, how would you feel
if I started working with Judi?

- Betrayed.
- Peter.

I finally listened
to her demo,

it's unbelievably good.

I'm doing this album,
I need a backup singer.

She would be incredible.

What's the problem?

Problem is,
she's your best friend.

I want you
to be okay with it.

I don't want you to feel...

- Betrayed.
- Yeah.

Elliot, giving my best friend
the career opportunity

of a lifetime
is not a betrayal.

A betrayal is when
your husband wakes you up

in the middle of the night
and says,

"guess what, honey.
I think I'm gay."

Why don't you just
make it your ringtone?

- Frannie, are you sure?
- Yes, yes.

Okay, that's great,
'cause, you know,

I mean, we're gonna be
spending a lot of time together.

I just didn't want you
to be uncomfortable.

Why would I
be uncomfortable?

Because the last thing
you said to me was,

"oy, I'm so over you,
genug already.

Get out of my life."

See, you're not so special.

No, no, no.
This is between you and Judi.

And I couldn't be happier
for her.

- Fantastic, well--
- Mm-hmm.

It was really great
to see you.

Good to see you too,
and ride carefully.

And good luck
with the album.

Sir.

Well, how do you like that?

I just saw Elliot and
I don't feel like crying.

I don't feel like
having a drink.

I don't feel like
eating something deep fried.

I think that I'm really
over him.

See, Cesar, that's
how you break a bad habit.

What?

Cesar,
what is wrong with you?

Didn't you hear that?

Learn from her.

Happily Divorced 212 VOSTFR Season Final :
"Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place"

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Why did stupid Elliot
have to offer Judi a stupid job,

and bring his stupid,
chiseled face

back into my life?

Oh, darling.

Would it kill you
to just once

come over here
with happy news?

You know, some mothers
eat their young.

Would you like some ketchup?

Fran, the best way
to get over a man

is to find another man.

Why don't you let me
fix you up?

Oh, you don't know
my type.

Sweetheart,

do we really have
the luxury of having a type?

We're back.

Who's he with?

That's daddy's latest crony.

He's in from New York
to open a pizza parlor here,

so he's renting upstairs.

Boy, Frankie, more pizzas?

This one's beautiful;

Extra sausage, extra cheese,
extra pepperoni.

It comes with six pallbearers.

He's killing me here.

Yes, he is, Glen.

Frankie, I want you to meet
our daughter Fran.

Sweetheart,
what's with the face?

- She's back on Elliot.
- Again?

Frankie, she's stuck on this guy
who broke her heart.

No, I'm not, daddy.

I'm over him.

Too depressed for a slice?

I can rally.

There you go.

So, how long
you been out here?

'Cause I'm not hearing
an accent.

Oh, well, you know, when
you're out here long enough,

you kinda lose it.

I am loving that laugh.

Come on.

No, I'm not kidding you.

It's cute.

Everything I'm looking
at here is cute.

Stop it.

Get out.

Fine.
Come on, Glen.

You can eat that
in front of the TV.

What is it, my birthday?

So, Fran.

You live here too?

Live with my parents,
how pathetic is that?

No, no, I live with
my gay ex-husband.

Hey, welcome to Hollywood,
huh?

So what's the name of your
pizza parlor, Frankie?

Frankie's.

Clever.

No, actually it's named
after my grandfather.

He started the first store,
down in the West Village.

No, not the Frankie's.

Oh, my God,
their white pie.

I would go there
every Saturday night,

polish off a whole pie
all by myself...

Which is probably why
I was all by myself

every Saturday night.

Well, I'd hate to see you
alone this Saturday night.

So, um, how about
you and me, we--

ugh, that's horrible.

I gotta get married again.
I got no game left.

Let me stick to what I know.

How about you take a ride
with me back to my shop,

and we could test out
a bunch of desserts?

Well, look who's
getting his game back.

I'm so taking that
as a yes.

Another slice.

Hey, Glen, Dori,
take care.

Frankie, you're welcome
anytime.

And don't think you always
gotta bring a pie.

We like calzones too.

There you go.

Fran, I'll get the car;
Pick you up out front.

- What?
- "What?"

What do you think?

Where have you been
hiding him?

- Frankie?
- Yeah.

Oh, darling, no, no.

He is not right for you.

Not right for me?

He's confident.
He's sexy.

He's charming.

And if he weren't
all those things,

I'd go out with him,
'cause he makes pizza.

Yeah, well,
I don't see it.

Well, that's exactly why
I never let you fix me up.

And that's how you
gotta play her.

So what do you think?

Marry him.

- Right?
- Mmm.

Have you tasted the sausage?

We haven't been dating
that long.

Okay, I fixed your shower,
Pete.

Frankie, is there anything
you can't do?

If you screw this up...

You know, it's kinda
slippery in there,

so you might wanna put
some of those

traction stickers
down on the floor.

On travertine tile?

He is 100% straight.

I'm gonna give you
a little privacy.

- Okay.
- Okay, you look great.

Girls, wake-up.

- I like Pete.
- Mm-hmm.

He's a fun guy.

You know, I'm glad.

'Cause he ain't going
anywhere.

As long as you're not
going anywhere.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing,
since meeting you.

You're so easy
to get along with.

You're like every chick
I ever grew up with,

except...
You're not in jail.

Well, prisons come
in all forms.

You're pretty perfect,
Frannie.

Except you're a little
too skinny.

How do you feel about
your children being Jewish?

Stay in the moment.
Stay in the moment.

Stay in the moment.

It's a Jehovah's Witness.

Hey, Peter,
is Fran around?

She doesn't want
to talk to you, sir.

She's entertaining.

Oh, with that guy
Judi told me about?

The handsome,
Italian entrepreneur?

I wouldn't know.

So just tell me where
you got those shoes,

and you can be on your way.

Elliot, what are you
doing here?

Hey, Fran I think I left
my scarf in your shop.

Remember?
It's the one you said you liked.

We are not responsible
for lost or stolen articles.

Elliot, Peter mailed
that back to you last week.

- Right, Pete?
- Okay.

So how's it going?

Is, uh--
there a problem here?

Oh, no, Frankie, um,
this is Elliot.

How you doing?

How you doing?

Well, look at this.

The only one that's missing
is the chick

I made out with in college.

Oh, well, Elliot,
I'd invite you in,

- but, you know--
- Four's a crowd.

- Frannie, Frannie.
- Oh.

As long as I'm here,
you know,

you should really
come down to the studio

and listen to Judi.

She is just killing it.

Well, you know,
if I have time,

and I'm not on a date,

I'll come down
and hear her sing.

So that's Frankie, huh?

I imagined him bigger.

Yeah, well, you haven't
seen all of him.

So, uh, that's Elliot?

Yeah, I'm so sorry
about that.

Where are you going
dressed like that?

Uh, the market.
We're out of milk.

Why didn't you just
get it from those?

I know you're going
to see Elliot.

I am going
to Elliot's studio

to hear Judi sing.

Yeah, and I just go
to Channing Tatum movies

to see the plot twists.

- Oh, shut up.
- You shut up.

We are dating Frankie.

You know how hard it is
to bring someone

into this relationship
who fits?

We are unusual!

Frankie gets us!

Stop yelling.

Why is there so much anger
in this house?

I can't take it!

He misses his cigarettes.

Cesar, I got you
a nicotine patch,

it's in my bathroom.

Why aren't you wearing it?

I am.

That is my estrogen patch.

Is that why my nipples
are so sensitive?

Fran, think what
you're doing.

Are you really willing
to just destroy

the whole foundation
we're building with Frankie?

Look, I like Frankie.

I think that he's fantastic.

He's everything
that I ever wanted.

But ever since I saw Elliot,
I just feel in my heart

that I have to go hear
Judi sing.

You know what?
You're sick.

I know.

Do you believe her?

You're the one
who stole her youth

and put her back
on the meat market.

This is all your fault.

For God's sake, smoke!

That's the one, Judi.

Fantastic, we got it.

You came?
Yeah.

- Isn't she amazing?
- Yes.

You're incredible.

She can't hear you.
It's soundproof glass.

Thanks, Fran.

I am so happy you're here.

So how was I?
How did I do?

Was I good?
Did I sound professional?

You were amazing.

I know.

Look at you, girl.

- You are glowing.
- Aw.

You know what?
Frankie's the best thing

to ever walk into your life.

I mean, he's funny.
He's charming.

Why are you looking at Elliot?

Why are you here?
Why are they here?

Judi...
Are they even?

Oh, come on, Fran.

Are you kidding me?

What did his shrink say?

He said stay away
from unavailable men,

and that's him.

He doesn't know
how to commit.

And if he says he does,
he's a damn liar.

Oh, crap.
Is his mic on?

Hey, Mr. producer.

Amazing producer.

Thanks, Judi, it's a wrap
till tomorrow morning.

You did a great job
in there, my dear.

I want you to rest
that voice, okay?

- You got it.
- All right.

Okay, well,
thanks, Elliot.

Hey, Fran,
why don't you hang around?

I can show you
the new studio.

Oh, well,
might be fun.

Unfortunately, she's--

He told you
to rest your voice.

Well, you look
really beautiful.

Is it okay if I say that?

Well, damage
is already done.

You know, I have
a confession to make.

I'm actually kind of glad
I left my scarf at your place.

It gave me an excuse
to see you again.

You know I'm with someone,
right?

The pizza guy?

Oh, come on,
that's not fair.

I mean, he's doesn't
run around calling you

"the big-time grammy-winning
music produ--"

look, his name's Frankie.

You still drive me crazy.

God.

In what way?

I miss you.

Aye.

I--I know what
I did to you in the past.

I pushed you away,
pulled you back.

But I'm different now,
I've changed.

Look at me.

You give me one more chance,
and I swear to you,

I will never
push you away again.

I'm--I'm with someone
and I'm happy.

Well, I hope that I've
made myself perfectly clear.

That was unfortunate.

Peter, come on,
get out of the shower.

We're gonna be late
for Frankie's opening.

Um, I'm sorry, miss Fran.

But ever since I quit smoking,
I gained 12 pounds,

my cholesterol has gone
through the roof,

and my doctor says
I'm at risk

of developing a cute vagina.

Acute angina.

Oh, thank God.

Okay, say it,
I'm a weak person.

I fell off the wagon.

Oh, I fell off
the wagon too.

I went to see Elliot.

What is wrong with me?

I mean, Frankie's
such a great guy.

Why am I sabotaging that?

What's wrong with me?

I felt so much better
when I wasn't smoking.

And Elliot says
that he's changed,

but how can I be sure?

Maybe I can just have
one or two smokes a day.

Then you're just gonna
sleep with him.

Well, we're not
gonna figure this out tonight.

So I'm just gonna
go home early.

- Right?
- Yeah, go ahead.

But do me a favor.

At least try and quit smoking.

You got it.

Come on, Peter.

We're gonna be late.

Oh, no.
What happened now?

Well, I slipped
in the shower.

I think I might
have a concussion.

All right, okay.

Don't be such a drama queen.

Let me see.

Oh, there's
a lot of blood there.

Are you okay?

Oy, I feel a little nauseous.

Oh, hold me.
Hold me.

- Oh.
- All right.

I think we should
get to the hospital.

Come on, honey.
You're gonna be fine.

I don't feel so well.

I think you should drive.

How are you?

Does it hurt?
Look at your face.

I know.

Listen, I said
I was in a bar fight.

I didn't wanna say that
I was reaching for my

Pumice stone.

Sweetie, I brought you in
wearing a flowered shower cap.

I think your cover's blown.

Oy, and look,
it's your right hand.

There goes your sex life.

You feeling better?

Yeah, much better.

Thank you for letting them
take me first.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, Petey,
are you okay?

You don't look that bad.

Oh, my God.

I thought that you were
at a recording session tonight.

Well, I told Elliot
what happened

and that I had to be here.

They'll be working for
the rest of the night anyway.

- I can always go back.
- Mm.

I would love a vicodin.

Why sweetie?
Are you on pain?

Frankie!

How did you know
we were even here?

Wh... when you didn't
show at the opening

I tried you, but you didn't answer,
so I called you mother.

Is he ok?

Yes, the doctors say
he'll be fine.

I can't believe you left
your opening to be with us.

Are you kidding me?

Something like this happens
I'm not gonna come?

Here,
I brought this for him.

So sweet!

Hey, you know what comes here?

I can't believe he came.

- How you doing?
- I'm good, thanks.

And look, he brought
you a pizza.

Get knocked up.

And Pete?
travertine or no travertine,

first thing tomorrow morning

I'm putting those stickers down
on the bathroom floor.

Is this the greatest guy or what?
Can you get the clear ones?

Frankie.

I just can't believe it.

You dropped everything
to be with all of us.

When a woman you care about has
someone in the hospital, I mean

What kind of guy
whould't show up?

Mmm. So sweet.

Can I get you anything?

You know what? I have everything
I need right here in this room.

Oh. Just pull my plug.

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