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It's Earth.

Earth.

They say you can't go home again, but...

Here we are.

Gary, can you hear me?

Avocato? It's Avocato.

Hey, where are you, man?

I'm looking at a whole lot of nothing.

- Did everyone make it out? - Almost.

But I haven't seen Mooncake.

Gary, I'm heading into some...

- [ Static ] - Avocato? Avocato!

Gary? Gary! Ugh! We lost him.

So we're just gonna sit on this planet chunk and do nothing?

Speak for yourself, hot mama.

Come on, Quatro. We're leaving.

- Yep. You're leaving. - I'm afraid I must.

My species has an ancient cherished ritual

called paternity leave.

Uh-huh. We're all familiar with the...

I must spread my wings like a majestic falcon and leave.

So bye.

Will we ever see you again?

Close your eyes. Now look at me.

But keep them closed.

But look at me.

I'm with you. But I'm gone.

I'm here. But I'm gone.

I left.

But I stayed.

But I'm gone.

There's got to be a ship down there.

Alright, we jack a ship, we find the Team Squad,

and we skip town out of Final Space.

But first, we planet jump.

Gary, I'm afraid the aberrant gravity wells

- make that impossible. - [ Groans ]

Well, thank you, HUE.

Just swoop in there and buzzkill the whole dang moment.

I'll take you down.

Hold on to my claws.

Got it? Air KVN is ready for lift off.

And I hope you're enjoying the view.

Weather conditions permitting I'm expecting a smooth

transition to, uh, post apocalyptic Earth...

[ Screaming ]

These would be those aforementioned

abhorrent gravity wells.

You just love saying abhorrent gravity wells, don't you, HUE?

Don't you-u-u-u?

[ Screaming ]

[ Grunting ]

Oh, my crap.

Paris.

It's...

beautiful.

Beautiful? What an idiot.

[ Chuckling ] Am I right, Gary?

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*FINAL SPACE* Season 03 Episode 02

Episode Title: "The Hidden Light" Aired on: March 27, 2021

Dad, how do we find the others

when we don't even know where we are?

Hey, I know where you are.

For now, that's enough.

Hold on.

No one panic.

We're getting through this.

Ahh! Fox? Fox?

Where are you? Fox?

No, Ash, stay close. We don't know what we're up...

Sheryl.

Ash. Dad. W-What's going on?

I don't know.

But I swear they are not taking you.

Little Cato!

My greatest dream was to transfer my AI

into a corporeal being and see Paris.

And now it's become a reality.

A charming Parisian café.

Oh, and it appears to be open.

It's true. People would give their right arm to visit Paris.

[ Sighs ] Is this what mortality feels like?

Oh, well this is just a piece of garbage.

There's no salvaging any of these ships, Quinn.

They're... [ Sighs ]

We're totally stranded.

Dead ships, dead world.

Boy, I'm glad this isn't my fault, right Gary?

Can you imagine being responsible

for the annihilation of Earth?

[ Chuckles ] Whew!

What is that?

Run!

Qui-i-i-i-nn!

Come after me!

[ Grunts ]

Unhand me, you... Wait, wait! No!

Aah! Re-hand me!

[ Grunts ] Oh, God.

- Is that him? - Oh, that's got to be him.

- I'd know that face anywhere. - Whoa.

- I want a lock of his hair. - I want all of his hair.

Who are you?

[ Gasps ] Okay. Aah!

I'm alone and outnumbered by possibly apocalyptic manticores.

There's only one course of action, Gary.

You got to take them all out.

Can we take pictures with you?

- Hey, Gary, hey, hey... - Aah!

It's a school of wild KVNs.

No. Oh.

What has the Earth devolved into?

Get off... release me.

Release me from this waking nightmare.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

- I love when Gary yells. - I know.

Why did he stop? It's the funniest thing.

I knew it would end like this.

Oh, being tortured in a European hellscape

by a demon horde of KVNs.

Roll out death's sleeping bag.

I'm ready for the big nap.

Raw-w-w-r-r!

What is that thing?

Is someone telling jokes in here? Who tells jokes?

Oh, it's like a tiny crumble bear.

Ohhhhh, boy!

It's you. It's you.

It's really you.

Okay, stop it.

Stop licking my face.

I know I'm me. Who the hell are you?

I'm Biskit the Tiger Tiger.

I'm the greatest living super fan.

Together: We're your hugest fans.

A fan of what?

[ Gasps ] We've seen every episode.

All your transmissions. Seriously.

Excuse me. Did you say transmissions?

The ones you sent Quinn.

Five years of broadcasting genius.

- You... saw those? - All of them.

And they just got better and better.

Especially Episode 2,513, when you moaned like a dying animal.

Gary? Gary, are you alright?

[ All gasp ]

- Yay. - Oh, my gawwwwrrawr!

It's Quinn. It's Quinn. [ Chuckles ] It's Quinn.

- Hey, Quinn. - Who are you?

Quinn, careful what you say.

It knows everything.

You're even more beautiful in real life.

- Okay, this one lives. - I got to tell you.

This is a real treat.

We haven't seen a visitor since Earth was like basketball

palmed into Final Space.

How did anything survive here? What is this place?

The bunker to Earth's most visionary roboticist,

Kevin Van Newton.

Whoa! Papa Kev?

He's the one who created me, Gary.

He created your best friend.

Which is me, KVN.

[ Echoing ] KVN.

Quinn, I've finally found him.

The father of Beelzebub.

This house... must be cleansed...

with... fire.

We got to burn it to the ground, Quinn.

We got to burn it to the ground.

Later, Gary.

Is this Kevin still alive?

Not sure. Anybody see Papa K lately?

- Not me. - Yeah, not in a forever.

- Anyone's guess. - I don't know. Probably dead.

Down the hall, Quinn.

Shoot for the head.

[ Gun whirs ]

Monsieur HUE is in the building.

No arm jokes, s'il vous plait.

- [ Chuckling ] - Hello?

Not listening.

Remember, the voices aren't real, Kevin.

They're not real. I wish they were real.

[ Inhales sharply ] It's you.

You monster.

Shoot him, Quinn!

Shoot him!

Oh, oh, of course you'd show up

now that I've officially lost it.

We've never met, dude.

Not you. You.

It's been... a while.

[ Chuckles ]

If by a while, you mean never, then, yeah, we're good.

Your hallucinations are getting realer and realer and realer.

Well done.

Look out!

[ Gasps ]

Impossible.

You are real.

- Real. - How do you know her again?

But why now?

Have you a new mission for me?

I need something to do.

My turd museum is finished.

Uh, okay.

Didn't answer the question, but...

We are looking for a ship.

[ Chuckles ] Another ship. Ha!

I should've guessed.

You're just gonna blaze over that one.

- Good. - Our friends are lost out there.

You're saying more of you survived?

For now. But we need to get to them.

More?

There's more.

So, do you have a ship or not?

No, no, no, no, no,

but I know where to find one.

But first you rest

Did he say rest?

Why would we... Rest.

[ Sighs, gasps ]

What the...?

You finally came to finish us off, Invictus.

What? I'm not...

Why then are you here if not to kill us?

You kidnapped us.

A stirring alibi for a lying liar.

You sir, are a grand master of lies.

You're arachnitects?

You know of our kind?

Yeah, we made, uh... we made fast friends with um...

Ugh, he had an incredibly stupid name.

Um ...rmaine? No, uh Jared?

Jeremy? Jeremy.

Jeremy? You've seen him?

[ Chuckles ]

Jeremy is my boy.

- Oh, he's your kid? - No.

He's my boy.

I can't believe they didn't fire him.

He's utterly incompetent.

I love that guy.

If you don't mind me asking,

and Lord knows I don't mean to intrude,

what are you doing here?

When the arachnitects created Final Space,

they deployed hundreds of sentries like us

to guard Invictus and the Titans.

But the Titans broke through,

and one by one, we've all been murdered.

Except us.

You're the last ones left in Final Space.

We've been hiding for so long.

You can stay here with us.

We will protect you.

[ Rumbling ]

You know, I think this is our first time alone together

since I found you.

How does it feel?

Like my soul doughnut just got injected

with the blueberry jelly essence

that turns a mediocre confection into the special of the day.

My soul doughnut feels the same.

- Want to make out? - Dang it, you're good.

Hell yeah.

- Are you resting? - Will you not?

Yes, we are resting per your completely insane demand.

I see you saved a spot for me.

Very thoughtful of you. Excuse me.

Oh, yeah, okay. No. No.

Stop. Stop. Don't slither.

- You're under the cov... - Here comes the mole.

Why are you under the cov... okay.

There we are. No, no. Don't get up.

I will beat you if you get up. Rest.

Oh, I am literally eating your breath.

Thank you for that snack.

So, how did you two meet?

I must know everything.

Everything.

Dude, you are way too close.

- [ Groans ] - Tell me everything.

Actually, it's... it's pretty embarrassing.

I think I called her a, uh...

A muy bueno super-spicy lady.

- Oh, yep. - It was bad.

- Mm-hmm. - But not that bad.

- [ Groans ] - Then, it got way worse...

Oh, come on.

And then I found my ride-or-die.

Oh.

A little love coin just deposited

in my happiness savings.

And now arise.

Our rest is complete. Come on.

You should be rested.

Come on. The shipyard is only one 179 miles away.

You mean we're finally getting a...

And keep an eye out for Mutant Land Fish.

They're everywhere. [ Chuckles ]

And we're all gonna die. [ Chuckles ]

What? Mutant Land Fish.

Oh, parasitic creatures who feed on dead planets,

like rabid house mice.

Only less cuddly. [ Chuckles ]

I vote we return to the bunker and eatfromage.

Will you shut up? If you keep talking,

the Land Fish will hear you.

Can you please tell me where you're taking us?

To the land of beer and spaceships.

Belgium. Take some mints.

Belgium truly is the Canada of Europe.

Grab hold!

[ Laughs ]

We apologize for ensnaring you all.

Nah, we good.

How did the three of you survive?

How does anyone survive?

Hope.

Even in the darkest moment there's always a little...

[ Screams ]

- [ Gasps ] - [ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]

My, my, my...

How I've missed this.

It can't be.

Die!

[ All gasp, grunt ]

Some new faces. Lovely.

Except there seem to be a few of you missing.

Where, oh where is my friend Mooncake?

[ Grunts ]

Little Cato, care to share?

[ Grunting ]

I wouldn't tell you even if I knew.

Kevin: You really don't remember me, do you?

Well, I was younger then.

And I've gotten more handsome.

I really don't.

I find that strange since you're the one

who told me to build this ship.

- What? - Yo, crackpot.

How much further is the ship?

We're here.

- Land Fish. - Oh, good.

How are we supposed to get to the ship?

We shoot our way in.

Gary, did I ever tell you the story about...

No, because I don't know you.

Nobody knows you.

19 years ago the Infinity Guard contracted me

to build a device that could safely lightfold organic beings

between two points in space.

I would love to hear more on that topic

after we find a mode of transportation.

I called it a Hyper-transdimensional Bridge.

That's a stupid name.

Why - Why not call it a Starbridge or, uh,

ooh, a Stargate?

When you invent a teleporter,

you can name it whatever the hell you like.

We built the first gate on Earth,

but then the bridge technology was scrapped.

Aah! Aah! Oh!

Oh, no! Oh! Not from the ground, too.

Which means all I have to do is connect it to the second gate

and then... we can leave Final Space?

A way out. There's a way out?

You're certain this can work?

[ Chuckles ] Certain? Hilarious.

The parts were warehoused in London.

If I can find it, maybe I can retrofit it

and, well, there is one other wrinkle.

Space-time wrinkly or dress-shirt wrinkly?

I don't know. Summer-khaki wrinkly, you idiot.

Oh, no. That might be too wrinkly.

[ Roars ]

Of course they fly.

Why not?

What other awesome developments can we have today?

Oh, mon coeur.

[ Snarls ]

Heh. Well, this is sort of awkward, but who are you?

My name is H.U.E., or HUE.

HUE?

Why, that's the signature of an AI.

Why would you subject yourself to the processing limits

of a garbage bot? [ Chuckles ]

I thought that, without a body, I was less somehow.

But now I know that with physicality

comes the burden of endless need.

Stay positive, champ.

You never know what the future holds.

Come on. How would he know?

He has no arms.

Four Mutant Land Fish between us and the ship.

Let's do this.

KVN, oh, my... oh!

- Zero. - Everyone to the ship.

I give you the Bearded Turkey Wing.

No, no, I wanted to name it.

I had a name all picked out.

What was it, Gary?

Tell me. You gonna tell me?

Tell me.

The Dragon Hawk 5.

What do you guys think?

Let's go with the Galaxy Two.

Oh, aw, man.

Life is a graveyard of dead dreams.

[ Roars ]

[ Button beeps ]

Ooh, I'm feeling a sweet rumble in my butt panel.

That's how you know it's a good ship.

Quick. Where is the ship's AI?

Oh, it doesn't have one.

Did you say no AI?

Please can I have my old job back?

- Please? - Hell yeah, dawg.

Get in there. Yeah, baby.

Au revoir, garbage bod.

Uploadjulating.

Ugh.

[ Panels beeping, electricity powers on ]

Systems are activated.

HUE 2.0. is online, baby.

Land Fish detected ahead.

Land Fish eliminated.

Alright, HUE!

Yes.

Why the hell would you abandon this ship?

I didn't abandon it. She did.

Like it? It's the ship I built for you.

But you never came to get it.

Until now.

For the last time, I've never seen you before in my life.

I don't know who you are,

and I certainly didn't tell you to build this ship.

Nightfall.

It was Nightfall who came to you.

Did she have a chip here?

Now that you mention it, she did.

So it was me.

Just not yet.

Why did you go through all this for someone you never met?

Uh, she said something about everything going to hell

and the two of you meant to be together,

but never meant to be, and... honestly, I don't remember much.

It was six years ago.

She sounded either crazy, or...

or totally in the know.

I... anyway, I built this.

Thank you for everything.

Tell me, what happened to Nightfall?

She made sure Gary and me...

Sounds like a long story.

I'm going to London to see if I can get this bridge working.

You've got my cell.

Yo, we actually don't have your...

Okay. Alright. Just walk away.

He's gonna call.

HUE, can you lock onto anyone's signature?

Mooncake? Little Cato? Avocato? Anyone?

I'm picking up dense energy from three sectors away.

Alright.

We got us a ship and maybe a way out of here.

What do you say muy bueno super-spicy lady.

Mooncake, here we come.

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Killing Oreskis will be no simple task.

We will need to forge a weapon of immense power.

And you will help me forge it.

Chookity pok.

- Do you see that red dwarf? - Pok.

I will fold that star onto itself like steel over anvil.

And you will be the hammer, Mooncake.

Blast it with everything you've got.

Chookity pok pok.

Alright home slice, let's do this.

[ Grunting ]

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[ Grunts ] Now, Mooncake.

Chookity pok!

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Now, let's hunt us a Titan.