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Chris...

You're sure about this mate?
It seems a bit, well

extreme.

Extreme? Really, mate?

No, what's extreme is getting

my fucking legs
broken by those Russians

if we don't pay them back.

Remember, this
is your fault, Adam.

You know what, sometimes I wish
I'd listened to my mother.

She always said you
were a bad influence, mate.

And if I did we wouldn't
be here right now.

Alright get ready. Let's go.

Don't you fucking move,
don't you fucking move.

Stay in the car. Don't move.

Go to the front of the van.
You won't get hurt.

Don't you fucking move.

Chris, where are you going,
you little scroll?

You're not going out
with that Adam Chopra.

-You've got homework to do.
-Hey, let's go.

See you later, mom.

Christopher!

Come back here, you little shit.

You wait till your father
hears about this.

I give up. I really do.

It's so cool that you've
got soccer pitches in

-every park here.
-Chris, you've lived here
for a year now.

It's football.
No one calls it soccer.

-Maybe.
-Oh, shit. Chris! Danny.

Well, well, if it isn't
Rosie and his girlfriend.

We've all told you
she's my pitch.

-Come on, let's go.
-No.

If you think you have skills
to pay the bills, prove it.

Play me one on one.

Whoever scores first wins.

Well, this season's
similar to that of last year

and the chance to win though
just about slammed shut.

The question on everyone's lips

is surely, Chris Rose is
off to the Premier League.

You're right, but rumors
flying around Chris are

that he's only interested
in leaving Loughford

if he's for East Stratford.

So what's the hold up then?

His stats are clearly up there
with some of the best of them.

Look, for me he's a
great talent, you can see that.

Great ability, everything
he does in a game, you know

excites the crowd.

If I'm McLaren
I'll keep bidding for

for Chris. Eventually you see
his love for the one club

where have you gone from there.

And his second?

Well, let's be fair, you've
seen some good sides to him.

Then you've seen
the hothead side of him

and you've seen a temper
which he can't control.

And, you know, for me,
have a look at this

last month, for Ashchester.

Out wide
by Edwards, to Rose.

Oh, and that's not pretty.

Rose and Marcel Remi
have collided.

That was inevitable.

Those two players
hate each other.

That's the thing, when you
have a player like that

you can lose at any given time.

You have to have an
exceptionally good reason

-to want to take him on, right?
- I personally think the Knights

would be foolish not to
consider him this time round

because we lost
Terry Donovan and Jonny Love.

He falls in from midfield...

As we say, Chris

we've dealt with
the boring details

and we believe

you've got a really
good package there.

Sign it, Chris.
I promise it's a good deal.

And this time next week,
you'll be playing out there.

-Welcome to the team, sir.
-Oh, thank you.
It's a dream come true.

Well done, kid.

We're gonna get you
working straight away.

We've got a whole publicity
press package waiting for you.

Time to let the world know
you're a Knight now.

Yeah, you know
the kind of thing.

Handle the shirt, meet the team

-a few photos--
-And remember, Chris.

-The press will be
on your back from now on.
-Absolutely.

I've worked so hard
for this moment.

Nothing I'm gonna do
to mess it up.

I just gotta make
one quick phone call first.

And I'll crack on with the
press call laid out for me.

Mom, it's me.

Chris? Everything all right?

Yes, I'm fine, Mom.

Listen, I didn't want to
say anything before

because it wasn't confirmed, but

I've just become a Knight.

Aaahh! Chris!

-Mom, calm down, calm down.
-Oh, this is wonderful news.

I'm so proud of you.

I can't wait to
tell Auntie Jean.

Thanks, Mom.

Listen, don't say
anything until tomorrow

because they've got a whole
press thing laid out for me,
but...

Mom, I just wanted you
to be the first to know.

Mom.

What do you think
Dad would've thought?

Oh Chris, he'd have been
so made up for you.

He loved taking you to the
old East Stratford ground and

to see you play in
the Black Knight colors...

Well

proud seems too small a word.

Thanks, Mom.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Little boy.

Do you know where
Adam Chopra lives?

I do. Yeah, he lives over there.

Ahhh.

What the hell
are they doing here?

Where the hell is it?

Got it.

Oh, man. Why do you
have to be so high, man?

I'm going to fall.

Better be...

What do they want from me?

Let's go round the back.

OK, ladies and gentlemen,
I think we're ready to start.

Here at East Stratford

I'm very proud of
the team we've built

and often see them as
a high-performance car.

But even the very best
of engines need a tune-up.

I know that working here
has always been your dream.

And I know you're
gonna do everything
you can to make it work.

But I just need you
to do me one favor.

What's that? Signing fee
wasn't big enough?

No, Chris, I'm serious.

Look.

Whenever you're out on the pitch

whenever you're on
the grass, just keep smiling.

No matter what surprises happen

you just keep smiling.

Without further ado

I'd like to introduce you
to our new center forward

Chris Rose.

And our second sign-in

Marcel Remi.

Whenever you're out on the pitch

whenever you're on
the grass, just keep smiling.

No matter what surprises happen,
you just keep smiling.

Get him out and
put him on the car lift.

Hello?

Adam.

It's Viktor.

Oh, Viktor. Oh.

How are you?

Adam, no more excuses.

Danny would like to see you.

OK, broth' where?

In one hour.

Danny's house.

Are you ready to tell me
about their operations?

I need to take the table first.

Images.

Oh, fuck sake!

Let me go, you psychotic bitch.

Such big words for
a man in your position.

Now tell me

about their operations.

Speak up, you little shit!

I think he's trying to tell you.

It's just, he's got
a gun in his mouth.

I'm sorry.

I don't know anything
about their operations.

Look.

We can do this the easy way

or we can do it the hard way.

Well, get your girlfriend off me
and I'll tell you what I know.

I am not his girlfriend!

I am nobody's girlfriend.

You know, it's a shame
that you don't know anything.

Wait! Wait!

OK, guys. There's only a few
of us here today because

we're testing Marcel
and Chris' fitness.

So I'm gonna be going
quite hard on you two today

but don't worry about it,
let's just see how you get on.

Demetri won't be happy.

He was sure John
could build the list.

Take it to the crusher.
I have somewhere I have to be.

Adam, have a whiskey
with me, please.

Sure, this could be great.

Now.

Down to business.

You know why I want
to see you, don't you?

-Danny, I promise you
I'll get you all the money.
-Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Typical Adam Chopra.

Never fully
understanding the situation.

See, it's not my money.

I've got partners.

People I work with.

But I can't owe
those Russians. They'll send
those two freaks after me.

-Shit. That's why they
came to my house yesterday.
-Ah.

Finally, he gets
the full picture.

You know, Adam, don't you?

-Of course.
-Is that old guy with you too?

No.

Just me and Danny.

See, Adam, I like you.

Me, you, Rose-y

are old school friends.

So it's only right
I give you this opportunity

to get your
fucking affairs in order.

Put it this way.

Next time, you'll be
seeing either Dimitri

-or Alexei.
-You could always earn it back.

Alexei's running a
booking gig tonight.

I'll do that, then.

Good luck, Adam.
You can see yourself out.

Excuse me. Are you Danny Rana?

No, sorry mate. He's upstairs.

Out of my way, fag.

You can keep your shirt on.

You'd like that, won't you,
for me to take it off.

Marcel.

Get a drink and cool off.

I didn't realize you had
the bet on Ozzie.

Maybe that's why he's
acting so much on the field.

Sorry, are you talking to me
mate? Save it for the pitch, OK?

You can't stand it, can you?

What are you talking about?

That you're a little bit
slower than me?

Did you have
a late night last night?

Or too many
croissants for breakfast?

Oh yes, I partied
a little bit too hard
last night, with your mother.

But you know what it's like when
you get the deal of a lifetime.

I'm not fighting
with my new teammate
on our first day at practice.

You're fighting with an
Englishman, Rose.

You create a scene in
front of everybody, but look

everybody knows
I'm the better player.

That is why I get paid
twice as much as you.

Like I said, Marcel,
save it for the pitch.

Now don't fuck me around

but is it true that Marcel
got twice the deal I did?

Umm.

-Who told you?
-It doesn't fucking
matter who told me.

You didn't tell me.
So is it true?

-Yeah, you have eventually come
out but...
-No Toni, you let me down.

First you didn't tell me
about Marcel even
joining East Stratford

and now I hear he's got a
better fucking deal than me.

But still, at least
you got your cut, right?

Look, I could find out about
Marcel until after you'd signed.

I don't want to be contentious,
I figured out just let you

find out in good time.

Therefore you wouldn't
do anything rash, like

back out the contract
that you've always wanted.

Not fucking good enough!

You should have warned me.

You should have
gotten me more money.

Oh, really?

Well, you changed your tune.

For the past three years
you've been saying to me

get me an East Stratford
contract, no matter what.

Well, guess what, Chris?

This is what a
"no matter what"
looks like.

Fuck you, Toni,
thanks for everything.

Channel Six News
has been talking

to the Premier League
club East Stratford

who found
themselves at the center

of a controversial decision
to sign two former
on-pitch adversaries

Marcel Remi and
Christopher Rose.

While fans have been
outspoken with their
thoughts on this decision

the club's chairman
is yet to comment.

Our reporter Kirsty Simpson's
at the Knights training ground

where the new-look team
has just finished
their first training session.

I've been talking with
some of the fans here today

and the reaction to
this news is very mixed

but in general

most fans are, for want
of a better phrase

intrigued to see if
Rose and Remi can
actually play together well.

Dad, Dad! Can I go get
Chris Rose's autograph?

Here comes the team now.

-Hello guys, let's go.
-Chrisman.

I can't see.

Chrisman. I can't see.

Get out of the way.

Stop pushing me. Get off.

Dad!

Help, Dad! Dad, help!

He's pushing me.

I can't breathe.

Dad!

Someone, help!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Careful, careful, careful!

Boy, you all right? Come here.
Come on. You all right, kid?

-What's your, what's your name?
-It's Josh.

Josh. Where's your dad?

-Over there.
-I'm here, I'm here.

-Everything all right?
-Yeah, Josh seems fine.

Umm, do you both
have a spare hour?

Cool. Come with me.

Marcel.

Thanks for this, Chris.

He's having a fantastic time.

He'll remember this forever.

I would have loved to
tour the stadium with my dad.

Besides, I want him to remember
the good memories from today.

Not what happened
on the training pitch.

Well, thank you, Chris.

From the bottom of my heart.

But Josh is not really an
East Stratford fan, though.

He's a Chris Rose fan.

He's been following
your career ever since

-he got into football.
-Wow, I didn't realize that.
Thank you.

You've done so much more for him
than you can possibly know.

You see

Josh has recently been diagnosed
with a rare blood condition.

We've heard there's a
possible cure in America, but

we can't afford the treatment.

Complimentary drinks.

A man could get used to this.

Now you're in the Premiership
we can get to anywhere we want.

True, mate, but hope
it gets a little bit easier

than was my first day
being a Knight.

Stays like that I don't
know if I can keep it up.

Everyone has first
day problems, mate.

It'll be better on
Monday, you'll see.

Just have a good night,
forget about everything, yeah?

Bro!

Get over there, those
two girls winding us up

Get your game face on, let's go!

I don't think you get it, Adam.

I've been waiting so long
to for sign East Stratford.

-It's a dream job.
-Yeah, and mine.

And then they went
and screwed it up by

-signing this French
prick Marcel.
-So what?

Now I feel pathetic for even
worrying about those things.

Are and Toni, the money.

All I can think about

is the fact that
this poor little boy

is never gonna have
these opportunities in his life.

Oh my god!

Look, Chris, but I'm sorry.
I really want to help

but something really
important has just come up.

No, you're right, Adam, mate.

Time and a place and all that.

Drink up. Let's go buy
those girls some drinks.

But wait, mate.
Promise me one thing.

No cheesy pickup lines.

Ah, I got a really sick one
for tonight, broth.

-Go on and lose it.
-Oh, no no no.
No previews, bruv.

-Hi girls. We--
-Um, I'm sorry.

I know it's taking
a lot of courage

to come over here, especially
when there's three of us

and two of you. And although
I appreciate your courage

we'd much rather be
on our own right now.

-I bet you three girls are
from Ireland.
-Why is that?

It's when I look at you.

-Dublin...
-It's what those guys
over there would have said.

Girls, we just want to come over
and offer to buy you a drink.

If I'm honest with you

if we sit with you it will
stop all those other creeps

from using cheesy pickup lines.

All right, I'm Adam, and you
must recognize my mate Chris

-over there.
-This is Nicola, Dawn
and I'm Ashley.

-Ashley Queen.
-Really?

That must be fake,
because I'm a name.

I don't get it, and

no, I don't recognize you,
I'm sorry. Should I?

Are you kidding?

Oh, you must not
follow football, then.

Oh my god, are you two
both footballers?

See, I told you this is
where all the boys come.

Yeah, I'm a footballer.
Just signed East Stratford.

-I'm a London Knight.
-That means nothing to me.

-Umm, what about him?
-Oh, Adam?

What is it this week,
mate? Truck driver?

Yeah, until I get signed.

So can we offer you girls
something to drink?

-Perhaps some prosecco?
-Yes, please.

Umm, I'm not sure.

Umm, prosecco and champagne
usually go straight to my head

-and I act really silly.
-Sounds perfect.

We'll take a chilled prosecco
and five glasses, please.

You are naughty... Do you
never take no for an answer?

I guess not. Thank you.

Well, at least
you're not French.

-Wait, why?
-Well, we used to go
to this other club.

Churchill's. Do you know it?

Yeah, heard of it.
Not been there before.

-Heard it's a bit...
-And as you were saying?

This local football club's
players started coming in.

The biggest wanker
of the lot was French.

He was called Marcel.

And he would go
around the whole club

flirting with every
single woman in sight.

Turns out he had a girlfriend.

Crystal. She's a total bitch.

Wait. You two guys haven't
got a little wife at home

-have you?
-No.

Girls.

I think you might have
actually found two gentlemen.

I'll get that.

Get you something
to drink while I'm up?

Oh yeah, I'd love a cup of tea.

Well, if the kettle's on,
I'll have a cup of tea, love.

Of course. I won't be long.

Excuse me, darling.

-Hello?
-Chris. Oh my, oh my--

Best night ever.

I'm coming. Hold on!

You'll have to
fill me in later, mate.

You saw the girls home
safely though, yeah?

I promise, man.
Let me put it this way.

I made sure they got
a good night's sleep.

Oh, have you no shame, mate?

Whatever happened to
not kissing and telling?

So which one?

Not one. Both!

Oh my god. You
are such a slapper.

You know they only
slept with you to get
to me, though, don't you?

-You're jealous.
-Open the door.

Open up!

Sorry, mate, I've got to go.

Hello Chopra!

Told you we'll be back.

-Oh come on.
-Have you got the money?

Oh come on guys.
I'll get the money, I promise.

No, no, you've had enough time.
Give it to me.

Please, not today.
Any day but today. Please.

Get out of the way. Let's see.

Morning, ladies.

-Well.
-Oh my god.

is this seriously happening?

Oh, we won't hold you up
too long. You got that?

Nice one. I'll get the van.

Huge anticipation
at the Castle today.

Right at the start
of a new season.

And a new-look team
for East Stratford.

Fans are divided,
but eager to find out

what exactly that means.

By having Chris Rose
and Marcel Remi

in the same team.

It's a decision the
chairman is standing by

saying fortune favors the bold.

So we'll have to wait and see

what happens later today.

There's not really much else
I can add to that, to be honest

other than I really believe
that we can win this game.

As long as we stick
to the game plan

and you all know your roles

we can come out victorious.

Look, when we wear this shirt

we're a team.

When we're out on that pitch
we're the Knights.

Let's leave our personal issues
in the locker room today.

Let's get out there and do
what we're supposed to do.

Are you with me, lads?

When I get the opportunity
to score today

regardless of the game plan
I'm going to take it.

I'm going to be the best forward
this team has ever seen.

What the hell
happened out there?

-I'm sorry.
-That was a rhetorical
question, Rose.

What was it I said?

Worst debut game in
the history of the club.

You know, I would have
argued with them, but I can't.

When I was offered you two...

Yeah.

I thought you might
be a bit volatile

but I also thought
you'd energize the club.

And somehow come together
and work in harmony out there.

What I saw on the pitch
was anything but.

But Marcel doesn't want
to play as part of a team.

That's exactly what he said.

Listen, you two need to grow up.

-This is the Premiership!
-So you don't think in any way
this is your fault?

That you should have
told me Marcel was
also signing to the club.

That I got half the deal he got.

Perhaps that I got a fair deal.

That's it. Right, right.

You didn't play well

because I'm not
paying you enough.

You and your agent,
you had the chance to haggle.

You did a deal when you signed.

And as for making decisions

I'm the chairman!

I've never run a decision
past any other player.

And I'm certainly not
about to start with you!

Now

let me lay this out
as clear as I can spell it out.

You and Marcel

settle out your differences

and start scoring goals

or people are going
to be leaving the club.

And no matter what the press say

it won't be me.

Well?

-Was it as bad as you feared?
-It was worse, mate.

You were pretty shit
out there, mate.

You are such a tosser. Remind me
again why we're friends.

Chris, you and I are
in a similar boat, mate.

I think I have an idea
how we can sort this.

-Same boat, how?
-Don't worry about that.

-Do you know Greens in Camden?
-Yeah, I think so.

Well, let's go there. I need
a drink, and you're paying.

I'll tell you, mate, you don't
realize it but with
the spectators

it's the funniest thing you've
ever seen.

One minute you're hurtling down
the wing,

Next minute, Marcel tackles you

-and you land flat on the pitch.
-What sort of idiot
tackles his own player

and doesn't score?

-What was he thinking?
-Exactly.

You know what
pisses me off the most?

Is that the ref, the club,
the team, the players

they all think it was my fault.

Even my mom called me to give
me a go for being a hothead.

And that's why
I brought you here.

But first, a bit of
an admission, mate.

I'm broke. A lot of people

-a lot of money--
-What's new, Adam?

For as long as I've known you,
you've not a penny to your name.

This is different. For the last
few years I've been playing

a lot of poker,
trying to fix my debt.

-But it's made it much worse.
-Shock me.

-How much?
-Not sure, really.

I'm past the point of counting
and into the point of

asking casino owners
if I can work it off.

I was even paying
at Danny's club.

We don't even like Danny.

It doesn't matter,
he's dead anyway.

-Shot by some rival club
owner or something like that.
-Jesus.

-So what do you want me
to do? Pay it back?
-Sort of.

Like I said

I need to work it off and

when they found out I knew you

-they want me to introduce you.
-Adam, no fucking way.

I'm happy to
help you pay it back

but I'm not gonna get
involved with anybody dodgy.

-You say that, but--
-No, Adam, that's it. Final.

It's probably too late
for that mate, sorry.

-What do you mean?
-This bar

is one of the places I play.

The owner's this guy
I need you to meet.

Adam, you fucking idiot.

You said it yourself...

-Need some more friends, anyway.
-Yeah, maybe new friends

but not people with access to
concrete shoes and shotguns

that kill other bar owners
because they don't like
how they do business.

What made you think I'd
be interested in this, mate?

I thought they might have
helped get even with Marcel.

Hello, Adam.

I see you brought your friend.

As promised.

Welcome to Greens, Mr. Rose.

I'm Alexei.

Can I get you another drink?

No, thank you. I'm in
training at the moment.

-Honest, I was just about to go.
-I see.

Well, it was an honor
to have such a famous
footballer in my bar anyway.

Can I get a picture of
the three of us together?

I can hang it above the bar.

The day the great
Chris Rose came to Greens.

-Yeah, of course.
-Viktor, have you
got your camera?

We need a selfie moment.

Excellent.
Let me see, let me see.

Amazing. Get it printed, Viktor.

I want everyone to know
I'm friends with Chris Rose.

Da, boss.

Isn't it amazing, how
mobile phones these days can do

so much more than make calls?

A bit like you, Chris.

Everyone knows you
as just a footballer

but I bet you are
so much more, aren't you?

-I guess.
-Oh, don't be so modest

I've seen you play. You have
some serious talent, my friend.

-Thank you.
-See, and humble too.

Adam here tells me you're
not enjoying your move

to East Stratford.
Is that correct?

Oh he did, did he?

No, it's probably just some
new club teething problems.

What if I could offer you a
solution to all your problems?

And help your friend
here in the process?

Would you be interested?

I'm not sure.

Really, I'm just
a footballer, you know?

-I mean, what you
see is what you get.
-Perhaps.

But if you do this
one little thing for me.

We can offer you
so much more in return.

Inside is enough money
for your friend to pay off
all his other debts.

OK, let's be honest.

What is it you want from me?

Next week's game
against Clutchworth.

I want you to do
everything you can do to lose.

So, Dad.

They've given me this phone.
24 hours to make a decision.

If I'm in, I just text them and
all of Adam's problems go away.

And as for me

they agree to make up
the contract difference
between Marcel and I.

All I've got to do is throw
the odd game or two.

I know it's not
the East Stratford
start we wanted, but

nothing by joining the Knights
has been what I anticipated.

I really want to get
my own back on him too

especially Marcel.

And what's throwing a game?

Will it really, really matter?

Anyway, Dad.

I've got to go now.

Thanks for the talk, Dad.

So, Chris, have you
made your decision yet?

Absolutely. I think
I want to have

the oysters, followed
by the steak, please.

Oysters, hey?

-So I'm gonna go for the smoked
salmon and the chicken, please.
-Thank you.

You know, I don't usually
drink this much with guys.

-I know.
-Especially on dates.

I remember you told me
it goes straight to your head.

I think that's why
I keep pouring you more.

But, umm, why here?

When you're a footballer,
anything's possible.

I just wanted to do it in style.

You mean...
you just want to show off.

Maybe, but, umm

let's just enjoy the most
romantic date possible.

Voila, madame, monsieur.

-Thank you.
-So anyway, Chris, you were
going to ask me something.

-I've got this friend--
-Is this about Adam again?

I told you my friends are
so embarrassed about that.

I mean, imagine being there

when all your stuff
gets repossessed.

Wait, did you just say that he
had all his stuff repossessed?

Yeah, they took everything.

His kitchen appliances,
his furniture.

And all that was left
like a few clothes.

I didn't realize
it was that bad.

I just thought he got
caught with his pants down.

No, it wasn't about him.

It was about another
friend I have at work.

Let's just say

he's getting bullied.

See, I hate bullies.
It's all about the power.

Yeah, well

he has an opportunity
to get one back.

It's slightly unorthodox and

-maybe slightly illegal.
-Is anybody gonna get hurt?

-No, not really.
-Then, if you've
got the opportunity

to, you know, get
one over on a bully, then

-I'd say go for it.
-Even if it's, like I said

-illegal.
-The way I see it

no one's gonna get hurt,
then what's the problem?

Ashley, can you excuse me
to go to the bathroom?

Sure, but don't run out on me
and jumping out any windows.

On you? I'm sure
that's never happened.

For Adam.

Demetri.

The footballer is in.

After East Stratford's
last performance

the crowd is left
a little deflated

in the knowledge
that Marcel and Chris

are both in the
starting eleven again.

Why chairman Gower
and manager Chapman

persist on playing these two
together on the field of play

Next was the game
against Clutchworth.

I want you to do
everything you can to lose.

No one's gonna get hurt,
then what's the problem?

Don't worry, Englishman.

Even you can't play as
badly as you did last time.

Mr. Rose, you have guests.

Guys, what are you doing here?

Well, Adam called me
last night and suggested

I lose my, how did you put it?

-Football virginity?
-Oh he did, did he?

Yeah, seeing as she's
such a good influence
on you these days

maybe she would be a
good luck charm in today's game.

Oh, well.

Thank you for coming,
hope you guys enjoy it.

Excuse me, mate, will you take
my girlfriend and my best mate

-to the Director's box,
please? Thank you.
-Yes.

Adam, mate, what the hell
do you think you're doing?

Wish you good luck, I thought
to calm you down a little bit.

Calm me down?

Now I'm more nervous than ever.

Believe it or not, this is my
first time throwing a game.

And you've brought
her here to witness it?

Sorry man, I didn't think.
Gotta go, all right?

Well, the
teams are due out shortly.

We've got time to
hear from Chris Kamara

on his thoughts
about today's game.

After last
week's shambles of a game

it's a surprise to all

that East Stratford's management

is playing Rose and Remi
up front again together

let alone in
the starting lineup.

You have to give it
to the Knights fans.

The dedication to
their team is unrivaled.

If nothing else

their enthusiasm to see
their beloved team

come through triumphant

might be all that's required
to make Chris Rose

and Marcel Remi

play well together.

No one knows how this team
will fare against Clutchworth.

The only thing we
can say for sure

is that this match
won't be boring

and it's bound
to be full of drama.

Don't get in
my way again, Rose-y.

especially when I'm
going to score, ca Va?

However,
the reality is that if this team

doesn't pull together,
one, or both

will be surely let go.

I have to say, though

and it's probably for
all the wrong reasons

but I have never been
this excited to see

what will happen in a game
so early in a season.

Thanks, Chris.
East Stratford to kick off

and it will be Rose and Remi

at the start getting
the ball rolling.

And for those of you
watching at home

it is a harsh atmosphere here.

Rose and Remi must
surely be feeling

uncomfortable with the reception
that they're getting.

Rose just not getting
into the match at all.

He really isn't playing where
we expected him to play.

But where I think the manager
expected him to play

that's a surprise.

And a chance for Clutchworth.

They are looking the
more dangerous side.

They could have scored then.

His teammates want more
from Chris Rose, a lot more.

Well, this might be
the last chance.

Well, the free kick's
been given.

It's one last chance here

to put the ball into the
Clutchworth penalty area.

Taken by Colton.

Goal!

It's Rose!

Oh my word!

He's done nothing for 90 minutes

and here in injury time

...for East Stratford.
Chris Rose!

Alexei.

Bring him in.

Chris! Man of the match!

Get in the car.

Chris Rose, meet Bones.

Oh my god!

Karina and Feddick
had a chat with Joe.

They got nowhere.

However

Viktor and the boys put
together this list.

It has all their
businesses on it.

Excellent.

You have done very well.

-Leave the list on the desk.
-Boss.

-Looks like our guest is awake.
-Good.

Alexei, you see to the girl.

I'll have a chat
with our friend here.

Hello, Chris.

Now, you don't know me

and that is a

remiss of me.

My name is Demetri.

And you

work for me.

Where's Ashley?

The girl?

Who is she?

Nobody. I just met her tonight.
She has nothing to do with this.

She will be fine.

Don't worry about her.

I would

offer you one, but...

How do I know what you say to me

-is what you really want?
-Oh, the game.

I'm sorry I broke my promise.
I'm sorry about the game.

Do you know what I like
about vodka, Chris?

Its simplicity in purest form.

I don't understand.

It is very cool.

Vodka is

simple.

Look at how clean
and fresh it looks.

No color.

No cloudiness.

Just pure.

But, with a bite.

Do you know etymology
of word "vodka"?

Chris.

No. No, no, I'm sorry.

It's OK.

Not many do.

Comes from Slavic word for

water.

Volta.

So you see, Chris.

Even its name is simple.

After all

you can't get anything
more pure than

water.

Then.

Then we have the

business

of vodka.

You take a

take a peasant's food

the potato

and we distill it

until it makes this

this pure

simple liquid that we sell for

hundred times original value.

So do you understand, Chris

why men like me

appreciate vodka?

Well

I, I think so, I think so, yeah.

Why did you think
it was smart idea to

complicate things?

I'm sorry. It was,
it was an accident.

You

you accidentally scored a goal?

That is a

that is good one.

-I don't fucking believe you.
-It's true.

I mean, it was like

it was like muscle memory.
The ball just came across--

Shut the fuck up!

We had a deal.

A simple, straightforward
fucking deal!

All you had to do was to make
sure that East Stratford lost.

Instead of that, because of you

they won.

And I lost a lot of money.

Nothing

about that

-is fucking simple.
-I'll get you the money back.

I can throw another game.

I'm a Premiership footballer.

I have fifty grand in the bank,
I make five grand a week.

I can pay you back.

I like you, Chris.

You are a very funny man.

When I knew what the outcome of
Saturday's game was going to be

on Friday night

I and my comrades

gambled a lot of money.

We lost fucking millions.

-I can throw another game.
-No.

To do that again would be

too messy.

Not simple, remember?

-I like simple.
-Oh, there must be
something I can do.

I'm sure I can get your money
back. I'm sure I can do it.

I have a

professional responsibility
to show the world

what happens

if you go back
on a deal with me.

I can't have people thinking
that I have gone soft now,
Chris, can I?

I guess, I guess, I guess,
but I'm begging you.

I promise you there's
something I can do.

Just let me go and
I can sort this out.

But the alternative is to

kill you.

And killing you is

is messy.

Certainly not simple.

Let us say...

Let us say, I give you

four weeks

to get me two million pounds.

-Do you think you
could do that, Chris?
-I'm sure I can, I'm sure of it.

And you

wouldn't do anything stupid like

-going to the police?
-Of course not.

OK.

OK.

For the first time in
my professional career

I am going to give
second chance.

You have four weeks to
get me two million pounds.

However

if you go to the police

or you don't manage it

then I am taking what you love.

Your family

and your fucking legs

because

believe me, my friend

when we have finished with you

you won't be fucking needing
either of them anyway

Viktor!

Get him and the girl
out of here.

Chris, what the hell
is going on?

Nothing, babe. Tell you
in a minute. Let's go.

What the hell
is going on, Chris?

Ashley, let's just get a cab

and I'll explain to you
on the way, OK?

There's a phone box over there.
Let's call the police.

No, we cannot get
the police involved.

We were just kidnapped
and tied up in a warehouse!

-You don't understand.
-So fucking explain then.

Oh, it's a football thing. It's
like the new guy on the team

-when he scores a goal
they play a trick.
-Like an initiation practice?

Exactly, and that's why we
can't get the police involved.

-You can't, but I can!
-Ashley.

Football is everything to me.

-If you can't understand that...
-What are you saying?

I'm saying football's been a
part of me since I was a kid.

Before I even met you.

So, you, would choose
that lifestyle over me.

Ashley.

If you're asking me

to choose between you

and football

then I'm sorry, but...

Fuck you, Chris!

At least you'll be safe.

I'm broke.
A lot of people

a lot of money.

Oh, there must
be something I can do.

I'm sure I can get your money
back, I'm sure I can do it.

I want you to do
everything you can to lose.

No one's gonna get
hurt, then what's the problem?

You have four weeks
to get the two million pounds.

However

if you go to the police

or you don't manage it

then I'm taking what you love.

Your family

and your fucking legs.

What is it?

Gambling debts?

It's something like that.

Sir, listen, if you
loan me this money

I promise you it will
never happen again

and I will work for free
for you forever.

As attractive as an
opportunity as that sounds

I simply don't have the money.

Maybe you forget.

I just spent my whole budget
on two top players.

Well

thank you for
considering my request.

Mr. Rose, thank you for coming.

No problem at all,
you can call me Chris.

Well, Chris.

As I understand, you want
to close your current account,
is that correct?

Yes, I'd like to get all of my
money out of my account today

but I'd also like to get a loan
for as much as I can.

I think he's starting
to get money together.

He's at the bank now.

Just make sure you
and Karina stay with him.

I want to make sure
he doesn't go to the police.

You have to understand.
My hands are somewhat tied

without knowing what the
money's going to be used for.

Your loan is based upon
things such as your house
and your job as security.

Well, if that's everything
the bank can loan

it will have to be enough,
so thank you.

Listen. Tell Demetri I'm
as good as my word.

I've got 65 grand
coming tomorrow.

I just need to know where
he wants it dropped off.

Oh, and if you just
stop fucking following me,
this would be a lot quicker.

So, basically, mate

I'm up shit creek,
and it's all your fault, Adam.

I'm sorry Chris, I never
meant for this to happen.

You should have
missed that goal.

Oh really, you think?

So how much did you
manage to get?

In total, about 70k.

But that's not nearly enough.

What are you today, mate?
Professor Bloody Obvious?

I'm sorry,
I thought you footballers
are meant to be loaded.

Yeah, maybe asset-rich
but my image raise
hasn't kicked in yet.

Besides, it seems
running illegal vodka rackets

and threatening football lives
is a way more lucrative job.

Who would have known, huh?

Sorry, you've lost me.

Don't worry about it, mate.

Look, I've been everywhere.

I've exhausted all options. We
need to try and get this money.

So it looks like we've
only got one option left.

And you're gonna
help me with it.

You know what, sometimes I wish
I'd listened to my mother.

She always said you
were a bad influence, mate.

Maybe if I did we wouldn't
be here right now.

Listen, mate, you ready?

Let's go.

Don't you fucking move,
don't you fucking move.

Stay in the car, don't move.

Go to the front of the van.
Stay in the fucking car.

Don't you fucking move.
Don't you fucking move.

Don't you fucking move.

Let's go.

So

as promised

you have returned
with your first

down payment.

Where's Chris?

Don't worry about him.

I wanted to talk to you alone.

Must feel great to
have a friend who

will do this much
for you and your safety.

What the fuck is this?

-Get Viktor in here.
-Yes, boss.

-Viktor!
-What's wrong?

Viktor. Get these boxes opened
and destroyed fucking quickly.

Mmm.

Are these the boxes
you've stolen?

-Yes, why?
-Because

these boxes

have security devices
attached to them.

Un-pickable locks.

Smart water.

And tracking devices.

-I'm sorry, it was our
first ever security van heist.
-Clearly.

Let's just hope the police
don't track them here.

Because if they do

we know what will happen.
Don't we, Adam?

As agreed

here's our first 75 thousand and

plus, you've got
the other two boxes.

Boss.

There's 30 grand there
and the boxes are destroyed.

Excellent.

So...

you have both brought me

one hundred thousand today.

I think we are going to

build a brilliant
working partnership.

Nozdrovia.

Sergeant Rice.

Detective Crawford.

What have we got here?

It's an interesting one, sir.

I'll let Saunders explain.
Saunders!

-Sir?
-Thank you.

-Saunders.
-Well, OK.

Basic security van heist.

Owners reckon about 40 grand's
been taken from the boxes.

-But their paperwork's
gone missing.
-So.

They're trying to claim back
on the insurance already, then.

As to be expected.

There's two perpetrators,
both wearing football kit
and rubber masks.

We're looking at CCTV now.

Any chance the shop owners
would be in on this?

Possibly. They're not angels.

But my instincts are
telling me otherwise.

Normally, if it's an inside job
they'd be a bit more organized

and this seemed a bit

haphazard and opportunistic.

What did the guards say?

They've both been taken to the
station for further questioning.

But it's company policy
not to tackle armed robbers.

So, in other words

two jokers rock up here
with guns and walk away with

forty thousand pounds in cash.

Without a shot being fired

or a fist thrown.

Hey?

Excellent!

And finally, two men
dressed as footballers held up

an armored car today in Romford.

Although shots were fired,
no one was hurt.

The thieves got away with an
estimated forty thousand pounds.

Police are asking for
witnesses to come forward

particularly a little boy

who was seen on CCTV cameras

moments before kicking a ball
in front of the robbers' car.

I can't believe this.
Why didn't you tell me?

I don't know.

Embarrassed, obvious.

Besides, you had

a lot on your plate with
the new signings and Marcel.

Mate, all those problems are
so minor and irrelevant now.

Chris, you might have
bought us some time

but how the hell
are we gonna raise

one million 900 thousand pounds

in three and a half weeks?

Especially if the mob
can't add up and all.

I mean, we can't keep
hitting security vans.

They don't have that
kind of money, and plus

those tracking devices
freak me out and shit.

No, no, the security vans
were just a starter.

This is the key here,
I'm sure of it.

We need to make
a plan of attack.

Figure out our
opponent's weaknesses

and bring home the cup
by the end of the season.

-We've found the car.
-Excellent.

-Where?
-About an hour,
in Epping forest.

It's a dead end, though. Owner
reported it stolen last week.

And forensics have said
there's little to no chance

of recovering
any useful evidence.

Damn, I was hoping
to get some leads there.

Also, we've

got what we're looking for.

Already?

Excellent, excellent.
So what have we got?

A known criminal
or just some rookies?

-We definitely know him.
-Let's see.

Yeah, very funny, Lee.

Yeah, well done, everybody.

Very funny!

Well, let's just hope
you lot ain't laughing

when this
couple of jokers accidentally
kill someone next time, hey?

Wow, Chris!

That's amazing. Really detailed.

Well, mate,
if we're gonna do this,
we've got to do it right.

-We can't afford any slip-ups.
-But how do we hit these shops?

How do they have
this much money?

That's where this list comes in.

You see, I think this is a
list of other crime syndicates

-fronting as proper businesses.
-How the hell did you get that?

I swiped it off Demetri's desk
first time I was there.

See, this way we know we're
robbing from the wrongers

-and not the innocent.
-Now I feel like Robin Hood.

Robbing from the rich

-giving back to the richer.
-Except for, we're not.

Adam, these guys are dangerous.

If we're not careful,
we're gonna end up in
the middle of a gang turf war.

It could be much worse.

Really? How could it be worse?

Well, umm...

There's, well, umm...

All right, it couldn't get
much worse than this.

But how do you
rob all these shops?

Don't you need a crew
or something like that?

For now, it's
just gonna be us.

So what's our first job?

This really plush trader shop.

Oh my god, that was
fucking amazing! What a rush!

-Shit, that fucking idiot.
-What's wrong?

The store owner.
Just as we were leaving

jumped down and
pulled my mask off.

So what? Guy
didn't recognize you.

Ashley didn't recognize you.
You're not that famous.

That's not the point. He could
have CCTV images and all sorts.

How much do you think we got?

I don't know.
There's a lot of cash in there.
A lot more than I expected.

Let's count it up, look online

-get a rough estimate before
we drop it off to Demetri.
-Great.

I don't want us to
come short again.

Sorry to keep you waiting,
Mr. Rahim. Here's your tea.

No problem. If it helps
get these sons of bitches.

Well, we do what we can.

Do you want to tell me
what happened today?

I was just about to
finish up for the day

when, suddenly two men
in footballer's clothes

-came in and held me up.
-Just two men?

I, yes, I think so.

It all happened so fast.

Only two came into the shop

but maybe there was
another outside, I'm not sure.

And what then?

Then one started filling up
his bags from the display

and then when he was done and

when I had given the
other one the money
from the till they left.

I see.

Well, we'll take
a look at your CCTV

see if we can shed some more
light or get any more clues.

Any idea how much was stolen?

It's difficult to say,
I haven't cashed up yet.

But I think there was at least
200 thousand pounds
of stock taken.

Wow. I mean, I thought
these were trainers.

Yes, well, but

some of these go for
two or three grand a pair.

Yeah, it makes sense
to see why they hit you.

-Exactly.
-Yeah, but that's going
to be difficult to shift.

Now you said to my colleague
they were wearing masks.

Is there anything else
recognizable about these men?

That might help me
with my investigations?

Yes. One was Chris Rose.

I'm sorry. What did you say?

One of the men, the one
with the gun, was Chris Rose.

You mean, he looked like
the football player Chris Rose?

No, no, I mean,
I grabbed hold of his mask

and when I looked underneath,
it was Chris Rose.

Saunders!

Right. I'll take these home
and you get rid of the car.

Same place as last time?

No, make it somewhere different.

By now the police
will be looking for it, so...

-make it elsewhere,
make it quick.
-Got it.

I can't believe that this time
tomorrow Dimitri a round

five hundred thousand pounds.

Thanks for doing this, bruv

-Couldn't have
done it without you.
-Well, mate...

you know what they say,
a friend helps you move.

But a true friend helps you
move a dead body.

Look, we're gonna
get this sorted, OK?

It certainly looks like him.

Perhaps, but why would a
Premiership footballer

big a fallen armed robbery?
It just doesn't make sense.

Maybe he's got a twin brother.

Or maybe he's wearing two masks.

You and your outlandish
theories, Saunders.

I can't ignore there is a
very strong resemblance.

So why don't we go
and have a little chat
with Mr. Chris Rose, hey?

Hi, Chris. It's me, Ashley.

I'm so sorry about what I said.

I've been meaning to call you
for a couple of days now.

I, I miss you, darling.

I need you.

I just, overreacted.

Can you call me back when
you get this message, please?

Bye.

Chris Rose?

Ummm.

Yeah, who wants to know?

I'm Detective Sergeant Crawford
and this is Sergeant Saunders.

Right. How can I help?

To be absolutely honest
with you, I'm not sure you can.

We're investigating
a robbery that
happened today.

Your name has come up.

We're just wondering
if you can come down

to the station, just to answer
a few simple questions.

I don't understand. Do I need
to call a lawyer or something?

Oh god no, nothing like that.

We just want to rule you out
of our inquiries, that's all.

Well, it's getting a bit late.
Could we do this
tomorrow morning?

Rather do it now,
just to get things out of
the way, you understand?

OK, so, shall I
come in your car?

-Perfect.
-I'll tell you what.
Saunders can drive your car.

Don't worry about it,
he's a good driver.

If you can't trust a policeman,
then who can you trust, hey?

Mr. Rose.

Adam do this, Adam do that.

I'm sure I got the
short straw in this shit.

Would you mind if I
make a phone call?

I'm supposed to be meeting
a friend of mine tomorrow.

And because it's late
I think I should cancel.

Yeah, sure, no problem.

But would you mind
putting it on speakerphone?

Who the fuck is that?

Hi Adam, sorry it's late.
I hope I didn't wake you.

Of course not. What's up?

I don't want you
to panic because there's
nothing to worry about

but I'm currently sitting
in the back of a
police car on the way to

-Whitechapel Police Station.
-Did you hear that, mate?

Fucking hell, Chris, man.

What's happened?
What do you want me to do?

First of all, I'm not sure
I'm gonna make training

session tomorrow with Demetri.

So if you can sweat
that out, please, and

also, if you can meet me
at the station later.

Of course, mate. I'm in a bit of
car trouble at the moment.

That's fine, mate.
My car's at the station,
you can borrow that.

You know where
the spare key is and

I'll see you at the station, OK?
I've got to go now, mate.

Yeah, I'll call you later
when I need you.

OK, broth,
I'll wait for your call.

-Cheers.
-Good luck to you.

For the benefit of the tape,
this is an informal interview

-with Mr. Chris Rose on the,
umm- -Eighteenth.

Eighteenth of July at, umm...

Twelve-thirty, a.m.

Uh, twelve-thirty, a.m.

Firstly, I'd like to say
thank you very much

for helping us with
our inquiries, Mr. Rose.

It's no problem.
I'm happy to help.

I just wish it was
a bit earlier in the day.

-And I wish I knew
what this was about.
-Quiet.

Anyway, we brought you in
because we believe

you might be able to help us

answer some very

puzzling questions we have.

Can you tell us where you were

at 5 p.m. today?

Yeah, I can. It's

slightly embarrassing,
but I was breaking up
with my girlfriend Ashley.

And she can
verify that, can she?

Yeah. Yeah,
of course she can. It was

bit ugly, how we left it.

So I don't know
how helpful she'll be.

See, I, I cheated on her.

But I do have this
text message which might help.

Ah, yeah.

Can you tell me
what this is about?

Well, today at 5 p.m.

two guys walked into the
East London Trainer Store

sneakers

and robbed it

-wearing footballers' masks.
-Oh my god, was it a mask of me?

Why would you think that?

Well, recently my agent
signed this deal with

this practical joke company,
making rubber masks
for the fans.

-Look, like I can show you here.
-That won't be necessary.

The reason we asked you
to come in is because two

of the thieves have committed
two crimes that we know of.

You might have seen reports
in the papers last week

about the security van heist?

Where the two thieves were

dressed and had masks on
like professional footballers?

Well, although the MO's on
these robberies have changed

we believe they were committed
by the same pair of guys.

Wait, sorry, I'm confused.

So off of that, you're
going to interview
every Premiership footballer?

-Good luck with that.
-Of course not, no. No.

No. You see, today
we got a lucky break.

Well, during the robbery
the guy with the gun
got his mask knocked off.

Shop CCTV

caught his face on camera.

Oh wow, I see now why
you wanted to speak to me.

My god, it does look
like me, doesn't it?

-And you're saying it's not--
-No, no, it's definitely not me.

I mean, I can see
why you think it is.

If I had a twin brother,
I'd be interviewing as well

but, like I said,
it's definitely not me.

I'm a Premiership
football player.

Why would I want to rob a shop?

And that is what's confusing us.

As I understand it you recently
signed for East Stratford

and according to their press
you aren't happy

with the transfer deal.
Is that correct?

Yeah, but that's got
nothing to do with this.
That deal made me a good living.

I was annoyed that another
player got paid more than me.

OK. I also hear that
sometimes footballers

want to make the new player
perform initiation pranks.

Do you think this is
some sort of a joke?

If East Stratford knew
I was here, I'd be sacked.

Look, Mr. Rose.

Chris.

All I'm saying is that sometimes

people do some very silly things

for any range of reasons.

And if for any reason

that man in that
photograph is you

then I advise you to tell us

before it gets out of control.

Bloody hell, mate.
What happened?

Oh, not much.
Let's get in the car.

-So what happened, mate?
-I'll tell you in the car.

Mr. Rose! Mr. Rose.

Just, just one more thing, umm

Here, yeah.

Here are my details.

If you remember anything

or think of any more
you can tell us

you just give me a call, OK?

Yeah, of course,
Detective. Thank you.

Wow, that is a beautiful motor.

You know, I've got two big
German shepherds at home.

And my wife is always
banging on at me
about getting a bigger car.

And that can accommodate them.

Ho ho.

Ah, yes.

You don't mind, do you?

-What do we have here?
-That's a long story, Detective.

You know what?

I don't think that boot's the
right shape for us after all.

Oh, I thought we
were done for then.

You really have
no faith in me, do you?

-What happened there, mate?
-I realized
I need to get the loot.

Get the stuff sorted.

So I picked it up, took it
right round to Demetri's.

-Came straight out.
-Brilliant, mate. That is class!

Listen, it's time
to go. I've had
enough of this police station.

-Adam?
-Yeah, mate.

What's the story
with the bras, then?

I knew he'd look in
the boot so I thought

-it would be funny if
I replaced it with bras.
-Funny?

-You thought it'd be funny?
-Yeah, but it went better
than I thought.

And when the copper looked in
the back you should have seen

the look on your face.

Where'd you even
get a box full of-?

Actually, you know what?
I don't even want to know.

Adam, you're such a bastard.

I guess we can give
the trainers to the team.

Probably not your style, Karina.

True.

Alexei, my brother.

When that fucking idiot
scored his goal

I thought we'd
lost a lot of money.

But you know what?

I think it could be the

-best thing that
ever happened for us.
-I agree.

But they have already
paid back over a quarter

of what they owe
in under a week.

Before we know it,
they will be gone.

You're such a prophet of doom.

All that means is that we

and our associates

will get our money back quicker.

But I like this arrangement.

Free money, at no risk to us.

And who says

that it has to end?

I'm knackered, mate. What a day.

Yeah, I better go home before it
gets any later.

You might as well stay here.

You don't have a bed
at home, anyway.

Not really.

Just a sleeping bag and

kipping on the floor.

So what happened tonight?
They really on to us?

I don't know.

They have a picture of us
in the shop, that's about it.

Well, that's it then.
We're fucked!

Now, mate, don't
be such a defeatist.

That's why I signed with the
Premiership and you didn't.

-So what are we
going to do then?
-We're continuing as before.

We're just gonna be a bit
smarter about it, that's all.

We're gonna start with something
you suggested yesterday.

So

in essence

I believe

that although we are playing
extremely well individually

we're still having trouble

I say that fucking lightly

gelling as a team.

OK, I know what you're thinking.

This isn't limited to one
area of the side, lads.

So no pointing fingers.

This is a problem
across the board.

However

I have a solution.

I feel we should do some
team activities together

other than football.

A little bonding session.

Come on, coach, we're
supposed to be a football team.

Are you really planning
on sending us on some

-team-building weekend?
-Yeah, yeah, I've got
to agree with Marcel.

I don't think
that's the way to go.

I'm pleased to hear you
two guys agree on something.

To be fair

I thought you
choose the activity.

So get your little
thinking caps on.

I want ideas by
the end of the week.

As long as the insurance cover
is OK with it, then so am I.

Get your stuff together,
and let's go.

Right, broth, let's do this.

-Give us the money!
-All right, give me the cash.

-All the cash, now.
-Come on, come on.
Get the money out.

Hurry up!

-That's it, that's it.
The rest of the cash.
-All the money, now.

Come on.

Give me a chocolate bar.
Give me a chocolate bar, now!

Hurry up.

Wait for me, man.
I can't find that box.

Give us your money.

-Give us your money now.
-Put it in the bag.

Now!

Any jewels, anything you
have, pull it. That's it.

You've got stuff,
put it in the bag.

-Don't you fucking move.
-Come on, hurry up.

-Give me a drink.
-Come on.

Put your money in the bag.
Come on, let's go, let's go.

Stay calm, stay calm.

-I'll check the back.
-Give us all your money.

Fill the bag.

You're not gonna get hurt.
Just give us the money.

OK? Stay calm.

You're not gonna get hurt.
Just give us the money.

OK. Stay calm. Fill
the bag with money.

The back's clear,
the back's clear.

There's more there.
Come on, get the rest.

More, there's more,
there's more, let's go.

Fifteen seconds.

There's nothing else.

Those Ex-Footie Captains,
they've struck again.

Wait, what did you call them?

It was the papers.
They're calling them
the Ex-Footie Captains.

Yeah, I see.

Oh well, told you
they would, though.

-Come on, let's get going.
-Not but sir...

It's another Algerian business.

Now that is not good news.

Move it.

Police are baffled
by a sudden escalation

in the east London Essex area.

An official statement from
Scotland Yard this evening

says the public should
not be alarmed

as everything is under control.

However, many
critics have slammed
police procedures in this case

as amateur and bumbling.

-You've seen the paper, then?
-You said it'd all be over soon.

Because tomorrow I'm bringing
in Chris and Adam again.

Well, mate, this is it.
We made it to the end.

Three weeks of hard graft

and only 500 grand left to get.

-What are you drinking?
-Vodka.

I've acquired quite a taste for
this over the past few weeks.

Why are we meeting in here?

I thought

if we're gonna do this

we might as well do it in style.

Premiership footballer style.

Lads, thanks so much for
doing this for my friend and I.

Well, the coach did say
he wanted us to
do more stuff together.

Yeah, that's true.

But I think he meant something
a little less dangerous.

Listen, boys

if anyone wants to back out

now is the time.

No one's gonna think
any worse of you for it.

You've been given
your assignments,
now you're part of the plan.

Over here we've got
the masks, outfits and tools.

Once you guys get changed,
let's meet at the bus

it's gonna take us
to tonight's venue.

Right, boys.

You and you stay here.
The rest of you get inside now.

Let's go, let's go.

Right, boys. Now we're in,
grab as much as you can carry

and let's get out of here
as quick as you can. Let's go.

Here we are.

Final payday.

You ready to do this?

I've been ready since day one.

Let's get this over with.

There's ten more bags in my car.

At a rough count,
we made it 700 grand in total.

Take his car keys,
and bring up the bags.

But you only owed me
another five hundred.

Why the extra?

We got lucky.

We hope the extra 200 grand
will buy our freedom.

We figured you probably
had no intention

-of letting us go
after we paid you back.
-Very clever.

Very smart.

And

very correct.

However

you are an honorable man,
Christopher Rose.

You promised that you
would pay me back

and you have.

So

what do I do now?

Alexei, what do you think?

Now the police
are on their tails

I say let them go.

One in the hand, and all that.

I agree.

They got lucky, this time.

We don't want to push, our luck.

-Look at the mess they
made of the original deal.
-It's true.

OK.

You have a deal, boys.

You have bought
your freedom. But

I never

want to cross paths
with either one of you

again.

Do I make myself clear?

-Not a peep.
-No more gambling for me.

I'm a reformed man.

What the fuck is going on?

Chris!

Chris!

Fuck it!

Get your hands off of me!

I'm sorry, Chris. What
the hell just happened?

Mate, I couldn't tell
you. But I've been
working with the police.

Detective, can you
take these off now?

Tell me, why the fuck not?
We're best mates.

-We tell each other everything.
-Plausible deniability, mate.

Aka, you're shit at lying.

You wonder why you lost
so much money gambling?

You have a tell.

You rub your nose when
you're not telling the truth.

Detective.

-Did we get enough evidence?
-We got the whole conversation.

I think Demetri and his pals
will be going away
for a very long time.

Well, now, Chris,
I have so many questions.

I don't know where to start.

Well, mate, it started when
I went into questioning.

If for any reason

that man in that
photograph is you

then I advise you to tell us

before it gets out of control.

OK, OK, you're right.

It is me in the picture.

My friend and I
are being blackmailed
by the Russian mafia.

And we need to pay them back.

Lee.

Why don't you go and see that
lovely missus of yours, hey?

Umm, yeah, I might.

-Go well.
-I'll leave you to it, then.

Don't smoke.

Nor me.

Now do you want to tell me
how you got involved

with the Russian mafia?

I guess Crawford reminds
you of your old man.

He was Old Bill too, wasn't he?

It was Chris' only
way out of this nightmare.

Together, we came up
with a new plan.

One that would keep
Demetri thinking

we the police knew nothing.

Hey, Crawford, it's Rice.

It's going down now.

And after all, mate.

What police service would
allow two guys to carry on

stealing stuff?

Didn't you ever wonder how
Demetri was able to keep

such close tabs on us?

It was because
the mobile Alexei gave me

they simply used it
to track our movements.

And knowing that

aided me in the second
part of our plan.

Sergeant Rice.

Is it happening tonight?

Yes, we've been informed.
They're on their way.

From that point on

all the crimes were
faked by the police.

Using confiscated evidence

and police funds as loot.

I know this is one of Crawford's
hare-brained schemes.

We've all done schemes before.

So get into your civvies and
get your kit in a box, please.

But eventually

we knew we needed to
bring it to a proper end.

The police couldn't fund
the fakery any more

and we needed a result
before Demetri moved

all our ill-gotten gains.

That's when I got the rest
of the team involved, mate.

They helped us supply the
money for the first four bags.

And they loved the idea
of staging a stealing adventure

for the Russians to watch too.

And me, by the sound of it.

So what did you actually steal?

Nappies.

Twelve big bags of nappies.

How'd the police
go along with it?

We've been after Demetri
and his goons for years

but couldn't get
anywhere near him.

We could've entrapped him, but
we're not allowed to do that.

You two, on the other hand,
were causing mayhem.

I just had to,
refocus your goals.

I still can't believe it, man.

Thank you so much
for everything.

Listen, mate, forget it.

I'm just glad it all
worked out in the end.

And now for the last
piece of the puzzle.

Here's all your money back
that you lost gambling.

What? How?

I got my 75 grand back.

Because the police
recovered the stolen trainers

the insurance company
paid a nice little reward.

So this one's for you.

I've got one for
someone else as well.

Bet you're proud
of yourself, hey, Chris?

Do you know how much
trouble you've caused

-the footballing world?
-It's OK, babe.
Don't stress about him.

He needs these little
moments to feel loved.

Even if he shits on his friends.

Oh, Marcel.

One thing's been
bothering me for weeks

about you now. As
much as I don't like you

you're a damn good player.

Better than you?

Thank you, have a seat.

You know I said, you're the only
one not in the fake robbery?

There's someone else.

Wasn't that, Marcel?

See, as good as a
player as Marcel is

he's yet to score a goal.

And then there's tackling
your own teammate--

Sorry, what are you insinuating?

You've been taking
bribes to fix games from
the beginning, haven't you?

Marcel Remi.

I'm arresting you on
suspicion of fixing
matches for financial gain.

Who's on tail, mate?

-Do you want to translate that?
-You're next!

Get off of him!

Chris! Chris!

Ladies and gentlemen, if I can
have your attention, please.

Um, I'd like to introduce you
to a very dear friend of mine.

This is Josh.

Josh.

On behalf of East Stratford FC

I give you, take this cheque
and spend it as you see fit.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh.

We've just been handed a cheque
for 100 thousand pounds.

Thank you, East Stratford.

And thank you, Chris Rose.

Chris, where are
you going, mate?

Come back and party,
you've earned it, broth.

Yeah, maybe, mate.

But

There's one thing I've
got to take care of first.

See you in a bit, OK?

All right.

Thanks for everything, broth.
You've been a true pal you know?

Oh, say hello to her
for me, won't you?

Hey, Chris, is that you?

I've got a lot of
explaining I need to do.

I need to see you.

OK, yeah, sure, umm...

I'll be right over.

Ashley.

I love you, babe.

Get in the car.

Excuse me, are you Chris Rose?

Yeah, mate.