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[grunts]

[pop] [sighs]

Ah! [hums]

- Ah... - [sprays]

- [groans] - [crash]

??

[thunder rumbling]

[electricity crackling]

[sighs] Mm-hmm...

- Mm... - [munching]

Ahem.

- Professor Juan. - [munching continues]

Professor Juan.

- Professor Juan! - Oh! Sorry!

I couldn't hear you over my crunching. [chuckles]

It's all right.

I'm going to pick up some food, my treat.

You want the same as last night?

No, I'm not that hungry.

Just bring me some tacos, and two extra-large enchiladas

and a chimichanga and a few tostadas.

No problem. And keep an eye on the atomic particle reactor while I'm gone.

Everything is safe with me. Oh, oh, and...

I know, I know. "Don't forget the salsa."

[sighs]

[humming]

[clears throat]

[gasps] Ay, ay...

[nervous grunts]

[groans] Oh!

Oh!

Ah!

[screams]

[screaming echoes]

??

[applause and cheers]

Welcome to the Greenwood Public School Science Battle!

[applause continues]

Photosynthesis?

- Ugh! That's so boring! - [buzzer rings]

Next!

[buzzer rings]

Next!

[buzzer rings]

Next!

??

[grunts] Get back here!

- [dog panting] - Otto! Sit! Stay!

Stop! [grunts]

- Watch where you're going, Einstein. - [chuckles]

You know, calling someone Einstein is a compliment.

[growls]

Ha! Ha! Two for flinching!

[groans]

[screams]

[all laughing]

Up next is Danny Dawkins

And...

- Ahem. - Where's your partner?

No partner. I'm a solo operator.

That's 'cause he has no friends!

[bullies laughing]

- [growling] - They say the best inventions

- come from solving a problem, right? - [slurps]

I suppose.

Well, Otto has fleas,

and he hates being shampooed.

So I invented a Nano-Bot

to go in and deal with them face to face.

[giggles]

??

Huh? Huh?

[screaming]

[panting]

Have a look through the microscope,

you can see my bot in action!

[grunts]

[Danny chuckles]

I don't see what the big deal is.

That's because it's a small deal!

It's a Nano-Bot! It uses liquid nitrogen to freeze the fleas...

- [buzzer rings] - [yelps]

- [booing] - Next time,

try to make your project more visual.

- [groans] - Nice one, loser!

What do we have here?

A volcano!

[gurgling]

- [applause and cheers] - [Jimmy] Volcano!

Now that was entertaining!

- [bell rings] - [fanfare playing]

[applause]

I think we have our Science Battle winner!

Volcano!

- [cheers continue] - [growling]

- Good work, sweetie. - Thanks, Mom!

[applause and cheers continue]

??

[barks]

I thought this prize was for the best scientist,

not the most obnoxious mama's boy.

What did you say about my mom?

- Get him! - [gasps]

??

- [pants] - [barking]

Hiya!

Shh.

Ha!

[Otto growling]

Ha!

Come on, Danny!

You can't hide from us.

You know the rules.

If you run away, it only makes it worse!

[whimpers] Shh.

- [barks] - Don't!

[grunts, screams]

[groans]

[grunts] Yeah.

- [whirring] - Huh?

[both scream]

Huh?

[both yelp, groan]

They won't be bothering you anymore.

[barking]

Wow. That thing is incredible!

Of course it is. I invented it.

My name is Miss Evans.

I'm the principal at Cranston Academy,

a secret boarding school for geniuses.

I have a private matter to discuss with you.

It doesn't get more private than this.

We've been following your academic progress for years,

and think that you would be...

better appreciated elsewhere.

You think? Huh?

We'd like to offer you a full scholarship to Cranston.

- [fanfare playing] - [whirring]

Whoa!

[man] Welcome to Cranston Academy!

Oh! Ah!

At my old school, they said that learning wasn't rocket science.

But at Cranston, it is!

[man] Cranston will help you unlock your full potential.

You can let your imagination run wild,

with everything you need to succeed right at your fingertips

Come to Cranston, and you could be the next Edward Fizzerton!

[in unison] We want you to come to Cranston!

[music ends]

Under our guidance, I think you could do great things.

So I have to decide between staying at my current school,

where I'm majoring in "trying not to get flushed down the toilet,"

or take a full scholarship to a place with the word "genius" in its name?

I'll understand if you need some time to think it over.

I'm in!

Good. [giggles] We'll send a car.

Don't forget to wash your hands.

??

Now when they say "full scholarship",

does that include this car service?

Because it seems pretty fancy.

Mom, it's fine. It's taken care of.

Remember what we talked about.

I don't want to get a call from this new school,

telling us that you've reanimated all the dissected frogs

or developed some sort of experimental chicken expanding ray.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that,

but the effect should be temporary.

- [egg rumbling] - [mooing]

- [chirping] - [mooing]

[gulping]

Have fun at genius school, sweetheart.

Tell everyone you get your smarts

from my side of the family!

[chuckles]

[Dad grunts]

- [parents] Bye, Danny! - [Otto barking]

[sighs]

Estimated time to London, England,

is approximately one hour and three minutes.

What?

??

Oh!

[straining]

Mm... hmm? Blergh!

Ugh!

The flying car is very impressive.

These mints leave a lot to be desired.

- [screaming] - Remain seated with your seatbelt fastened

until the vehicle has come to a complete stop.

[screams]

[screaming continues]

??

Whoa! [screaming hysterically]

Whoa!

[groans, pants]

Welcome to Cranston Academy!

[groaning]

Park car 17.

Huh?

Wow.

- [whirring] - [thunderclap]

- [Danny gasps] - [giggles]

??

Wow. It's miserable out!

This is the nicest weather we've had in months.

[giggles] Welcome to England.

Cranston is home to the top students

from all over the world.

You're part of an elite group, Danny.

??

Wow!

Look at this place.

[grunts] Hey!

- Whoa! - Watch where you're hovering, Mr. Ulanov!

Sorry, Miss Evans! [yelps]

[gasps] An atomic particle reactor?

No way!

- Ow! - The atomic particle reactor

is off limits. It was damaged a long time ago.

Miss Evans? Can you please sign my permission form

to keep my experiment going?

I think you're making great progress, Tammy,

even though cloning isn't officially part of the curriculum.

- Ooh! - You hear that, Tammy 2?

You're getting a sister! Awesome!

She loves cloning.

Our 3D bio-printer has been going non-stop.

Oh, which reminds me, I need to order more flesh cartridges.

Ew!

Oh, you're going to love your teacher, Professor Stern.

He's a wonderful educator.

And don't let his name fool you,

I think you'll find he's quite fun.

[machine] IQ scan correct.

Hm!

Principal Evans.

Professor Stern, class,

I'd like to introduce you to Danny Dawkins,

the first recipient of the new Cranston academic scholarship.

Ah, yes, the new scholarship program.

Pluck a child out of the academic gutter

and drop him into the best school on the planet.

Danny, why don't you tell the class

about your science fair project? Mm-hmm?

I built a Nano-Bot

to freeze the fleas off my dog.

But that's just the beginning,

there is a lot of other applications for this tech.

[giggles] Good luck, Danny!

- I'll take that. - [gasps]

[laughs]

[gasps] My Nano-Bot!

Let's get one thing straight, son.

Cranston Academy is a school for geniuses.

But I'm a genius too!

Please. Your very presence in this room

is lowering the average IQ by at least ten points.

And that includes the pet hamster.

[squeaking]

[choking]

Miss Evans said she was really impressed

by my science fair project.

Please!

Cranston students aren't even allowed

to enter science fairs.

This scholarship is our principal's short-sighted idea

to bring in some fresh blood.

But you'll fail soon enough,

and we'll go back to being the great school we've always been.

Now take a seat.

- Now, class... - Don't listen to Stern.

He's just jealous. My name's Liz.

Nice to meet someone normal. You are normal, right?

Uh... I read about your bot design online.

It's brilliant.

Your engineering skills would really come in handy

on the major class project. Want to work with me on it?

Thanks for the offer, but I'm a solo operator.

[Stern] Scholarship boy!

Stop talking!

[yelps]

- [gasps] - [Liz screams]

[gasps]

[yelps, groans]

Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry.

Thanks a lot, genius!

That took me two bloody weeks to build

and it's due in an hour!

- [Stern laughs] - [sighs]

??

You don't happen to have a radiation suit, do you?

- Uh... no. - Oh!

That's a shame.

Thanks!

- [gasps] - [explosion]

??

[beeping]

[screaming]

Can I help you?

You're in my room.

Actually, you're in my room.

Huh?

We're...

[together] Roommates?

Are you kidding me? No way.

This is so unfair!

You think I want this? Do I look like I need some unhygienic,

never showers, can't clean up after himself roommate?

- Hey! I shower. - [robot chatters]

Occasionally!

[sighs] There has got to be

a rational explanation behind this.

Yes! Someone's trying to ruin my life!

[groans]

[screaming]

We'll just go to Miss Evans

and tell her you need a new room.

First, you're the one who needs a new room.

Second, she's not going to do anything.

I'm the only student without a roommate.

In that case...

What is that?

A holo-wall.

Just a little something I invented.

It lets me know if anyone wanders

onto my side of the room to steal my ideas.

Ugh! Why would I want to do that?

I don't know, maybe because my last lab partner

published a scientific paper I wrote under his name

and got a R&D job a Global-Tech.

Ouch.

Yeah. Let's just say,

I don't work with partners anymore.

[dance music playing]

Uh... What is that?

You don't know who Edward Fizzerton is?

[laughs] I can't believe they let you go here!

He's only the guy who created the fusion reactor,

photographed the inside of a black hole,

and just announced the discovery of a new particle called the Fizz-Boson!

If you couldn't tell, he's my personal hero.

He's my dad.

Whoa, wait. You're Liz Fizzerton?

Wow. It's a lot to live up to.

I'm not living in his shadow, if that's what you're thinking.

It's just a coincidence

I'm taking all the same courses he did.

What's he like? Is he, like, always doing cool things?

Like, just being cool or whatever?

No. He's my dad.

By definition, that means he's uncool.

Are you gonna tell him about me?

Definitely not. Good night, Danny.

Well, what do you know? I'm not quite ready for bed yet,

and the light switch is on my side of the room, so...

- [squeaking] - Huh? Huh?

Good night, Danny.

??

[snoring]

[cymbals crash]

Mm...

Huh?

[gasps]

[squeaking]

[squealing]

[groaning]

[groaning lightly]

Uh... Thank you for fixing it.

I had to do something. I just couldn't sleep.

Was it nerves?

- No, it was snores. - [gasps]

You snore so loud! It's like a chainsaw.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

- I know! It's like... - [Liz gasps]

- [fake snoring] - [kids laughing]

I mean, I'm sorry to hear that Liz is stuck with you as a roommate.

And Liz, don't be ashamed.

I snore too, due to my elongated uvula.

[laughing]

I don't snore!

[Stern] Pop quiz!

You have three minutes to solve this equation.

I'm sure you all did the required reading.

??

[blows raspberry]

[groans]

[trilling, beeping]

[dings]

That's time.

Oh.

I thought you didn't do the reading.

How did you come up with this formula?

I reverse-engineered it.

Hmph. Let's run this through the computer marking system.

Ninety-nine? Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, that's the lowest mark in the class.

- At Cranston, 99% is a fail. - [Stern chuckles]

Thanks, Tammy 2.

I'm Tammy 3!

You'll need to do better than that.

If your major project isn't spectacular, you're gone.

[sighs]

??

[groans, sighs]

Working on your major project?

Trying to. I need to come up with something big.

How about some sort of machine to recycle all those bad ideas?

Very funny.

Well, I'm going to bed,

so you'll have to close the bad idea factory until tomorrow.

[mocking sounds] Ahem.

[grunts]

- Ah... - [Liz sighs]

[groans]

[snoring]

[scoffs]

??

What?

Hmm.

[breathing hard]

Hmm...

Ha!

[lockpick clicks, whirs]

[breathing hard]

??

[critter chittering]

Oh!

Shh!

- [can rattles] - Ah!

- [screaming] - [thuds]

[panting]

- Ah! - [rattling]

[chuckles]

??

Oh...

Hmm... New plan.

Fix the atomic particle reactor,

discover a new particle, name it after myself,

and prove to everyone that I'm a genius

and I deserve to be here.

Simple.

Well, Rome wasn't built in a day.

- [recorder beeps] - April 8th.

Inventor's journal. The atomic particle reactor

is in worse shape than I thought.

I'm going to need high voltage batteries,

an insane amount of copper wire...

and an even more insane amount of chocolate.

??

- [thud] - Huh?

[gasps]

??

[laughs]

??

[machine beeping]

[whirring]

[grunting]

- Whoa! [grunts] - [thuds]

[grunting with effort]

[gasps] Huh?

Hmm...

[chuckling]

Oh... oh!

[patrols humming]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[beeping, whirring]

Huh.

So this is where you've been going every night.

What are you doing here?

Some nights I can't sleep.

Every time I've woken up in the past two weeks,

you've been gone.

So this time I followed you.

Nice detective work.

You know this atomic particle reactor is off limits, right?

You're going to be in so much trouble.

If I don't do something amazing,

I'm not going to last at Cranston.

So I'm fixing this thing.

Professor Stern has been trying to fix this thing for years.

He'll be even more impressed with me! I built a new IC circuit

and rewired a high powered microwave generator into the control panel.

[scoffs]

Now stand back.

I'm going to fire it up.

Don't fire anything up until I'm back in the dorm.

Don't be such a baby.

Nobody ever made history sitting around doing nothing.

- [Liz laughs] - Huh?

Well, that was monumental.

- I don't get it. - [sighs]

Your electromagnetic polarity is reversed, dummy.

[humming]

Huh?

So far, so good.

[gasps]

That's a bit alarming.

[Danny] Oh!

[laughing]

Um... Danny?

??

[portal whirring]

[gasps]

??

- What are you doing? - Checking it out.

Wait.

If you get into trouble in there,

I can pull you out.

You're such a worrier.

Oh!

[distant growl]

??

- [squeals] - Oh! Oh! Oh!

[grunts]

What's going on in there?

It's fine! Stop pulling the cord!

[groans]

??

Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah!

[creature chittering]

Maybe it's time to go home.

[grunts]

Ah!

Ah! Okay, it is definitely time to go home!

??

[grunting]

[screams]

- [grunts] - What happened?

You're supposed to be tied to this cord!

[Liz screams]

[grunts]

[panting, grunting]

[laughs]

We've got to turn it off.

- Come on! Come on! - [alarm blaring]

Come on!

Why won't it shut down?

[grunts]

- [sighs] - [powering down]

- [sighs] - Well, that problem's solved.

Now let's get that monster.

[crickets chirping]

Uh... Huh?

[Liz gasps]

[rustling]

[Liz gasps, grunts]

[screams]

[laughs] Yes! Ha, ha, ha!

This is what I needed!

[laughs]

Yes, s�, s�. Come with me.

Ven aqu�. [grunts]

It doesn't look dangerous.

Are you serious?

For a monster, I mean.

Maybe we should try and talk to it.

Be my guest. I'll be right behind you.

Very far behind you.

Ooh! So bright!

So beautiful!

It's like you speak directly to my heart.

- The whisper from an ancient love... - Ahem.

- ...fills me with passion. - Uh, hello?

- Like the warm glow from the sun... - Hello?

...starts a party in my eyes.

Ay, ay, ay!

Sorry, mi amor, it's not you, it's me.

Ahem. Hello there!

[screams]

[both grunting]

Hello, chiquitita!

Ay, ay, ay!

Please, no! Don't take me back.

Don't take me back to the scary place!

We just want to talk with you.

Who are you?

I am... Liz.

No, I'm Danny. That's Liz.

Hi.

Who are you?

Daniel, Elizabeth, mucho gusto.

- I guess you can call me Mothman. - [mariachi trumpets playing]

I used to be something else but now I'm a monstruo.

What? Where did you come from?

- Why are you here? - What's this glowing slime?

What is a "monstraw"?

Not "monstraw."

Monstruo. Say it with me.

What kind of alien language is that?

You serious, Danny?

It's not alien, it's Spanish.

Wait a minute, that makes even less sense.

Why does the moth creature speak Spanish?

I will answer all your questions, amigos,

but first, I need something to eat.

What do moths eat? Oh, I know!

Liz has a bunch of really tacky sweaters.

My sweaters are off limits.

Do not eat it them.

Sweaters sound good,

but I'm absolutely craving for some tacos.

I know just the place.

Oh! I thought I lost you.

You will be my baby forever.

[car approaching]

??

[Mothman] It looks okay.

Welcome to El Tacos. May I take your order?

Oh, s�, yes, good evening.

I would like an order of tacos al pastor, please, with todo.

Two quesadillas with cheese,

and one gringa. Por favor.

We only have what's on the menu, sir.

Oh, mi Dios, qu� horror.

�Y eso?

Mexican sushi?

This will make my ancestors cry,

even those on the moth side of the family.

We'll just go take a seat.

Uh...

You call this Mexican?

This is an insult!

Keep your voice down!

If anyone sees you here,

they're going to call the cops!

Oh, because I'm Mexican?

No, because you're a four-armed moth creature

from another dimension!

Ah, I see, I see.

Okay, we got you some food,

now it's time to answer some questions.

You better start from the beginning.

Assume we know nothing. Especially her.

- Huh? - Uh...

You know, I wasn't always like this.

I was an engineer at Cranston Academy.

One night, during a terrible rainstorm...

[thunderclap]

...lightning struck.

And I got sucked into the scary place.

[Danny] So that happened when a super high-voltage surge

went through the atomic particle reactor?

I think the place you got sucked into is...

- the fourth dimension! - [screams] Huh?

What are you talking about?

The fourth dimension is time.

Everybody knows that.

Yes, everybody knows that.

Fine. I think the place that you got suck into is...

the fifth dimension!

- Ah! [grunts] - [monster yells]

[grunts]

[roars]

[groans]

[pants]

[growling]

[screams]

[screaming continues]

[grunts]

What... is this place?

??

- Oh! Oh! - [chittering]

[growling]

[yelps]

I never thought I would make it out alive.

And believe it or not,

I was quite handsome before I was a monster.

- [thumping step] - [gasps]

But in the fifth dimension

I was attacked by a giant moth.

[bellows]

[grunts]

[bellows]

[groans, grunts]

- [Juan screaming] - [moth chittering]

[grunting]

No!

[yells]

[grunts]

[bellows]

[grunts]

What is this? [screams]

�Qu� pasa? No...

Oh... It hurts.

[groaning]

Ayuda!

[grunts] Uh... Huh?

Huh? Oh...

Ay, ay, ay.

I spent the last 20 years searching for that moth.

I wanted my revenge!

You talking to me?

We meet again, my darling, as I knew we would.

I can still feel your photons caressing my skin. Come here.

[smooches]

It must be terrible to have me...

- What is he doing? - ...and then to lose me like this.

This is the most amazing scientific discovery in the last hundred years.

I'm definitely getting a good mark in science class!

We have to share this with the world!

Easy for you to say, chica.

You don't have moth wings growing out of your back.

We've all got stuff we wish we could change about ourselves.

Like Liz and her snoring.

Danny, I swear I'm going to strangle you in your sleep.

[Mothman grunts]

- What's wrong? - Are you okay?

Oh, I'm sorry, chamacos.

Ever since I became a monster, I've had horrible headaches.

The only thing that gives me relief is this.

My dear salsita.

"Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce"?

Ha! My own recipe.

And the one good thing to come from the fifth dimension.

As I scavenged for food,

I discovered the hottest peppers I've ever eaten.

They are truly not of this Earth.

And you made them into hot sauce. [chuckles]

Naturally. I am Mexican.

- Can I try some? - Mm.

Be cautious, my pale friend.

It is hotter than the fiery depths of hell.

I can handle it.

I love spicy food.

- Hm. - We'll see.

- Mm. - [rapid heartbeats]

[train whistle blowing]

Ahem. [strained] Excuse me for a moment.

Mm-hmm.

Good luck. [chuckles]

- [Danny screaming] - [Mothman giggles]

[Danny screaming, coughing]

[pants]

Ahem.

So, how was it?

Eh... I've had hotter.

[groans]

[thuds]

[bell ringing]

??

Oh! Oh... [chuckles]

- [Danny] Hmm... - [Liz] Huh?

What are you doing? We have class.

Who cares about Stern's stupid class?

We've got to go back to the portal!

Students at Cranston don't just skip class.

If you're not there, they'll send out a search party.

We need to play it cool and act like nothing's wrong.

We'll go back to the portal as soon as we can get away.

- All right. Fine. - [Mothman laughs]

Mothman, you hang out here.

Make yourself at home.

Oh! Clean sheets! [sighs]

What's the chance that he's regularly laundering that underwear

in the fifth dimension?

Actually, Mothman, do you mind sleeping under the bed?

Keep it low-key in case somebody comes in.

[snoring]

I'm going to have to burn those sheets.

- [Mothman] Finally! - Mm?

Ah! I knew it!

Do not eat my sweater!

[giggles]

Hmm? [chitters]

[grunts] Oh...

Your major project makes up 80% of your final grade.

In many cases,

it will be what defines your time here at Cranston.

Who will be the first to share their proposal?

Why not Mr. Dawkins,

our "Give a kid a chance" student?

[coughs] For my major project, I'm working with Liz,

and we're going to demonstrate

proof of a parallel fifth dimension.

Uh, we're not sure how it got here.

I think it's kind of like what happens in a black hole,

where space-time gets bent on itself,

or maybe like a wormhole or something...

[laughing]

This is a science class, not science fiction.

Elizabeth, I would advise you not to shackle yourself

to someone who's going to drag you down.

You've got a lot to live up to.

Now, does anyone have a real proposal?

I'm working on developing a wrist-mounted cold fusion machine!

Ooh! Taquitos ricos.

Uh... Psst!

- Liz! - Ow!

Um...

What are we going to do?

At least he's not kissing light bulbs.

- Danny! - [yelps]

Professor Stern?

I need to use the bathroom.

Stop interrupting!

It's an emergency!

I ate some bad Mexican last night.

It really didn't agree with me.

I'll probably be gone for a while.

Uh, I also have to use the bathroom...

Bad enchiladas.

What are you doing?

We told you to stay in the room!

Ha, ha! Oh, my kids!

I found a taco truck down the road

- that had some real Mexican food. - [mariachi trumpets playing]

[both] Ooh!

I was so excited that I had to come find you!

Okay... [grunts]

Wow. Mm...

[with mouth full] That's really good.

Liz, you gotta try this.

Do you know how much trouble we'd be in

if someone sees you walking around out here?

Because I'm Mexican?

No! For the last time, because you're a four-armed...

Oh, of course. Because I'm a four-armed monster.

Sometimes I forget, but then there they are.

Well, Mr. "You-have-to-do- better-than-this" already hates me,

and now he hates you for working with me,

so we might as well cut class and check out the portal.

Uh...

[owl hooting]

- Be a pal and grab the door, would you? - [gasps]

- Ay, ay, ay. - [Danny] Oh.

That's not good.

You know that feeling you have

when things are about to get really bad?

I never get that feeling.

Now quit being a negative Nellie.

I'd rather be a negative Nellie

than a dead Nellie!

Uh, who is this Nellie?

[portal pulsating]

The portal! It's back!

Whatever monster came out of there

is running wild on school property.

You always assume the worst...

[student screaming]

In fairness, that student

could be screaming about anything.

Homework, acne,

- final exams... - [scoffs]

- [screaming continues] - [shudders]

In this case, you were right to assume the worst.

New plan: get the monster back in the portal

and convince that kid he's crazy.

??

[pants]

Oh, man! It totally wiped itself off on that kid!

[groans]

Come on.

You didn't see nothin'.

Nothing.

- You're loco. - [crying]

Loco.

Loco, man.

[whimpers]

[Liz whimpering]

- [grunts] - Shh.

- [screaming] No! - [yelps]

- [grunts] - [kid yelps]

What are you doing?

- He's a student! - A kid?

I thought he was a monster.

Kids over here are very ugly!

[screeching]

[gurgling]

Did you guys see that?

It looks like it went right through the wall.

Ladies first.

Why me? You're the one who opened the portal.

Technically, you fixed the last piece of the reactor,

which makes you the one who opened the portal.

Mm-hmm.

So... after you.

[Liz groans]

You suck.

- [trilling] - [door wooshes]

Uh... [whimpering]

Hello! Gooey pink monster?

- His name is Manuel. - That thing has a name?

Well, that is what I named him.

Huh?

[distorted grumbling]

Uh, guys...?

[pulsating growl]

Remember, it's probably more scared of us than we are of it.

[growls]

[Liz whimpers]

I don't know, I'm pretty scared right now.

- [growls] - [grunts]

Quieto, Manuel!

Oh! [groans]

- [roars] - [screaming]

??

That sounded expensive!

[roars]

Ooooh! [grunts]

[Danny screams]

[grunts]

This tastes even grosser than it looks.

[growling]

??

Danny! Use this!

Suck on this, Manuel!

[screaming]

[Stern] Oh.

Explain yourselves.

I fixed the atomic particle reactor

and messed with space-time.

I accidentally opened a portal to another dimension,

and accidentally released a pink slime monster into our world.

He totally destroyed our computer lab.

Are you finished?

Yes. No. Uh,

the monster's name is Manuel. Now I'm finished.

He's lying about the atomic particle reactor.

I wasn't smart enough to fix it,

which means you certainly aren't.

If there's ever been a better case for expulsion,

I can't remember it.

Uh, wha...?

??

Something horrible is going on

and I've got the feeling we're the only ones who can stop it.

[evil chuckle]

Get in the car.

Go to the atomic particle reactor

and see for yourself.

There is a portal to another dimension!

Please, Miss Evans, you have to believe us.

Life only gives you so many chances, Danny.

The next time someone goes out on a limb for you,

try not to throw it in their face.

- [gasps] - [screams]

Oh!

[growling]

- Warning, warning! - [beeping]

- [screams] - [roars]

Manuel, you idiot!

You ate the principal!

Miss Evans!

[whimpers]

??

[Danny] We've got to stop that thing!

Portal's getting bigger.

It's doubled in size again!

That means bigger monsters can come out.

How much bigger can they get?

[screaming]

??

- I imagined something bigger. - Awww.

[screeches]

- Yes, that's more like it. - [yelps]

Ha!

Javier, you are bad eel!

- [roars] - [all grunt]

I really think you need meaner sounding names

for these monsters that are trying to kill us.

What happened to you?

We were trying to convince the teachers

that the fifth dimension was real.

You were our proof!

Oh, I'm sorry.

You told me "hide from humans,"

so I hid from humans.

There's no need to hide anymore. You'll fit right in.

There are monsters everywhere.

[monsters growling]

??

- Okay... - Hm?

[whimpering]

[robot beeping]

[humming]

- IQ scan failed... - [screams]

[robot trilling]

- [bellows] - [urgent trilling]

- [bellows] - [trilling]

[bellowing]

- [lock trills] - [alarm tone]

- Huh? - [growling]

[screaming]

[lock beeps, trills]

[distorted noises]

[gurgling]

[rattling]

[whimpering]

Sorry f... brr... [distorted] sorry...

[whimpering]

[growling]

[snarls]

If my calculations are correct

and that thing keeps growing at this rate,

the portal will swallow everything in...

[gasps] Twenty-four hours?

[grunting, breathing hard]

[distorted voice] Take them to the brain.

What are you doing? Let us go!

- Mothman, stop! - Mothman!

Come on, Mothman! What are you doing?

- Let go! - [finger cracks]

Oh! I'm sorry about that.

Danny, hit him with the ghost!

Take them to the brain...

[gasps, gulps]

[grunts]

[burps] Ay! It's a little bit spicy.

- Stay back! - Don't come any closer!

- Eh, what's wrong? - You grabbed us by our heads,

and said "Take them to the brain!"

- What? No! - Danny dislocated your finger trying to get free!

I think I would remember if you dislocated my f...

[shrieks]

For the record, I immediately apologized for that.

Let me see that.

Don't worry, this will only hurt...

- [bone cracks] - ...a lot.

[screaming]

Thank you. Amigos, I have not been totally honest with you.

My headaches, they're not normal headaches.

See, inside the headache, I hear voices that tell me what to do.

The hot sauce is the only thing that clears my mind.

You didn't think that would've been useful information to tell us

before you tried to kill us?

This is why I'm telling you now.

In case you try to kill us again.

- Yes - Very well. Proceed.

I didn't tell you

because it would make you think I was a monster.

Yeah, you are a monster.

But you're only a monster if you act like a monster.

Now's your chance to prove who you really are.

Help us shut down that portal once and for all.

What did you mean when you said,

"Take them to the big bad brain"?

There's a guy in charge?

No, man. I mean an actual brain.

No way!

The whole thing is powered

by a giant, disembodied, pulsating brain.

It's pretty asqueroso, to be honest.

Yeah, but it's our fault. We have to destroy it.

If we want to kill this thing,

we're gonna need supplies.

Come on! Come on!

- It's ringing! - [line ringing]

Hello? Miss Evans?

[brain] Mwar. Fick. Toosh. De. Belan.

Wrong number.

[squealing]

They got Mr. Heath!

[Mr. Heath screaming]

??

Just because the portal was my experiment

doesn't mean it was my fault.

Professor Stern, we need your... [screams]

Ooh. Darling.

It's okay, Tesla. We'll go to a new school.

- Everything will be okay. - [thudding]

- [gasps] - [bellows]

- [whimpering] - [thumping steps]

[snarls]

[screams]

Take anything you might need in the fifth dimension.

- Flashlights! - Safety goggles.

- Pillow? - Magnifying glasses!

Liquid nitrogen! Flare! Chocolate bars!

- Chocolate bars? - There's always room for snacks.

I don't want to eat whatever weird food they have in the fifth dimension.

- Right, Mothman? - Ooh... [chuckles]

- Mothman! - Oh, good idea.

The food there is scarier than the monsters.

Hey! You think we have time to get churros?

No time for churros.

The tinfoil should stop those purple tentacles

from making a connection with your brain.

- You sure about that? - Of course not!

But it can't hurt.

No bracelet for me. I'm a monster.

I must warn you to prepare yourselves

- for a horrifying journey. - [Liz gasps]

You will see things in the fifth dimension

that will make you wish you were never born.

Mm-mm! Delicious.

Come on.

My love, it's time for me to work and become a hero,

but we'll have dinner tomorrow.

- [distant noises] - [muffled screaming]

??

- What? - [squealing]

Oh!

- [blubbering] - [growling]

- Oh! - [yelping]

We need to get past those monsters

and make it to the atomic particle reactor in one piece.

[girl] But there's too many of them!

[Liz] Guys...

This school has been around for over 500 years.

My grandfather studied here, my father too.

It's our duty to protect it.

If anyone's going to be able to stop these things,

it's the smartest kids in the world.

We need your help to blow some stuff up

and cause a diversion.

- Can you help us? - Yeah!

[electricity crackling]

Huh?

- [growls] - Whoa!

[paper sizzles]

What's the pH?

It's a 100% acid!

- Neutralize it with a base! - [snarling]

Yoo-hoo! Here, doggie, doggie!

I will distract him! You guys meet me in the hall!

We need to go to the lab.

- [Mothman] Oh! - [all yelp]

[purring]

Ay, Ma-Ma-Ma... Marta.

Lupe! [laughs] Nice to see you again!

Uh... Easy, girls! Easy...

[clears throat] Would you like to dance?

[mariachi music playing]

[both growling]

[grunting, laughing]

[laughs] Come on, Marta!

Hyah! [whooping]

Yes! Yes... [groans]

Easy... Oh!

[grunts, groans]

- [Marta growling] - [whimpering]

- [Mothman] Easy... - [Danny yelps]

- [growling, snarls] - [whimpers]

Oh... oh!

He won't be able to last for much longer.

[grunting]

- Where are you going? - Trust me!

I've done this before!

- [creature snarling] - Oh!

??

[yelling]

Get ready, you guys!

- [gasps] - [Mothman] Lupe!

[whimpers] Run, run!

[screams]

[laughing]

Lithium hydroxide coming up!

[snarls]

??

[Mothman] Stop it! No! [grunts]

Nice work. [chuckles]

- [grunts] - [growling, snarling]

- [thumping steps] - [Mothman] Huh?

[Tesla yelps]

[yelling]

[grunts]

- [snarling] - [Tesla yells]

- [squealing] - [grunts]

[snarls]

- [burps] - [stomach gurgles]

[hisses, snarls]

- [chokes] - [snarling]

[Tesla yelps]

[munching] My money's on the hamster.

[snarling]

??

- [grunting] - [squealing]

[yelling]

Don't worry!

He'll return to his normal size in a few minutes.

??

We will take care of them.

[kids grunt]

[panting]

[monster bellowing]

[kids panting]

Come on, Mothman. Let's go!

[gasps] I can't... I can't go back.

Yes, you can. Come on!

If you had seen what I have seen...

Danny, we've got to do something quick.

It's time to moth up.

We're going in, and you better be behind us.

??

I'm sorry, Danny.

He left us.

I know, but we gotta move.

[distorted cooing]

[groans] Liz!

??

- Ah... - [Liz gasps]

- [yelping] - Danny...

[yelps]

??

Hey! Give me back my chocolate.

- Danny... - [yelling] Leave my friends alone!

- [Liz] Mothman! - [grunting]

- [mariachi music playing] - You came back!

- What are you doing here? - [chuckles] You are my new familia

and nothing is more important than family.

I guess he mothed up.

You're darn right he did.

All right, Mothman, it's a good thing you're here,

because we have no idea what we're doing

- Lead the way. - Of course, my horse.

??

- [snarling] - [all gasp]

Shh.

[stomach growling]

- [wrapper rips] - [Liz] Huh?

- [rustling] - Are you serious?

Danny! [groans]

- Oh? - [plant snarling]

[all yelping]

[all gasp]

- [groans] - [kids yelp]

[both grunt]

- [Liz gasps] - [growling]

[whimpering]

[snarling]

- Oh... - [foil rings]

[sniffing]

Hmm? Huh?

Come on, we gotta keep moving.

Um... uh, um... Este....

??

[Danny] Uh, guys...

[screams]

[screams]

[both yelp and scream]

Danny!

Wow, they got everyone.

??

[Liz] Miss Evans!

She's okay!

That's what I call a generous assessment of the situation.

I meant she's not dead.

I'm just saying you've got a low bar for "okay."

The more brains it drains, the more powerful this place becomes.

[gasps, groans]

[gulping]

- Gracias. - It got Tammy!

And Tammy 2! And Tammy 3!

And I can only assume that's Tammy 4.

And Tammy 5. And 6. And 7.

No! If you unplug her now, she will never wake up.

We must stop it at the source.

[Liz] We have to save everyone before it's too late.

Stern? Amigo?

Amigo?

[grunts]

We used to work together. He is my cuate.

Did you bring the salsa?

- [Liz screams] - [grunts] Stern!

We are going to save you!

??

No offense, but your cuate stinks

Shh.

This way.

[yawns] We camp here for the night.

[yawns] Sounds good to me.

I can't take another step.

Hmm. [whistles]

Huh?

Cover yourself in the pus.

- Ew! - What for?

When the night bugs come, they will eat the pus,

and you will still have skin in the morning.

I beg your pardon?

Night bugs. They feast on flesh.

How are you okay with this?

It's only logical.

I hate bugs more than I hate pus.

You don't want no cucarachas up there, man.

No, thanks. I don't plan on sleeping.

[critters chirping]

[snoring]

??

Huh?

Huh... Huh...

Ow, ow! Huh... get off!

Huh.. Huh... [grunting]

This place sucks!

To the brain!

[singsongy] Oh, Liz.

- [snoring] - Liz!

Hmm?

[screams]

Why would you wake me up when I'm covered in bugs?

I'm going to be traumatized for life!

You'd rather be covered in bugs, and not know about it?

Absolutely! Would you want to be awake during surgery?

- No... - There you go.

I didn't wake you up to argue

about the merits of disassociation.

Listen to Mothman. He doesn't sound good.

Oh, Great Brain, I will do as you command.

He's just dreaming.

Take them to the brain.

Sounds like a nightmare.

So you may suck the brains of Liz and Danny.

That's an oddly specific nightmare.

Yeah. Let's wake him up.

[yelps]

Mwar. Fick. Toosh. De Belan.

Danny, hit him with the ghost.

[grunts] Oh, no!

- Mwar. Fick. - It's empty!

Toosh. De Belan.

Run! You have to get away from me!

Mothman, no! We're not going to leave you.

We're not going anywhere. We're a team and we're sticking together.

- Mwar. Fick. Toosh. De. Belan! - [Liz] Fight it, Mothman.

You're only a monster if you let yourself be a monster!

- I'm not a monster. I'm not a monster. - [Danny] That's it!

- That's it! - [Liz] Come on, Mothman, you can do it!

[screams] I'm not a monster!

Mothman?

[groans] The voices. They stopped.

[screaming]

- Let him go, you purple piece of... - Danny, don't!

You know what happens if you disconnect him.

We can't just leave him here!

There's only one way to free him now.

We've got to go to the brain and shut it down.

[grunts]

[panting]

This whole thing is my fault. I opened the portal,

I'm the reason there are brain tendrils attached to half the school...

And now Mothman's gone.

Get out of here, Liz,

before my next stupid idea gets you killed.

- But we're a team! - I caused this problem

and I'll fix it on my own.

I don't need something to happen you too.

I'm a solo operator for a reason.

Stupid fifth dimension.

Stupid vines. Stupid tinfoil bracelet.

[screams]

Danny!

[screaming continues]

Let him go!

[both grunting]

??

- Are you okay? - [panting] Thank you.

So? Are we a team yet?

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that stuff.

I can't do this without you.

Good, because I've been thinking.

Mothman said the fifth dimension was a living organism

and we're looking for a brain.

What do these tendrils look like to you?

Disgusting, veiny death hoses?

Nerves! Like a nervous system

that runs through the whole organism.

The tendrils will lead us right to it. Like a map!

A disgusting, veiny, pulsating purple map.

Honestly? I'd prefer a GPS.

??

It's some kind of membrane.

- ? Insane in the membrane ? - Don't start.

We must be close. I bet the membrane is here

to stop anything from getting near the brain.

Stop this!

- [groans] - You okay?

I think so. Though I admit,

that plan wasn't fully thought out.

[grunts]

Unless you want to do some major exfoliating,

you might want to stand back.

[grunts]

- Good thinking! - Hurry!

[Liz grunts]

[gurgling]

This way.

??

[thunder rolling]

Whoa!

These tendrils look

like they're all plugged into stuff.

I don't think they're going to be a problem.

Well, that makes it easy.

??

[screams, coughs]

It's a brainstorm.

Really, Danny? Puns at a time like this?

Fine! What would you call it, then?

A fifth dimension meteorological anomaly.

Oh, yeah, because that really rolls off the tongue.

Let's do this!

??

Huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Uh, uh...!

Whoa! [grunts]

??

[Liz whimpers]

These are our friends.

We can't hurt them.

What are we going to do?

We gotta split them up!

??

Split them and tie them! Whoa!

[grunting]

It's working!

Yes!

??

[Liz whimpering]

[Brain screeching]

[whimpering]

- [bellows] - [screams]

Come on!

Look!

- Whoa! - [screeching]

[Danny grunts]

Liz! Help me get the flashlight and the magnifying glass!

- [screeching] - [yelps]

I couldn't get the magnifying glass. Watch out!

[screams]

[grunts, groans]

- [whoops] - Danny!

I'm okay, but I still need that magnifying glass.

[bellowing]

- [music playing throughout] - [Liz yelping]

[whimpering]

- Throw it! [groans] - [Liz grunts]

[pants]

[Danny yelling]

[grunts]

Huh?

- Danny, no! - [screaming]

??

Let him go!

Danny, no! Oh!

[whimpers]

[growls]

[crackling

[yelps]

[screams]

[Liz coughing]

[thud, crash]

Danny, you're alive!

- Oh! - [awkward chuckle]

I knew it would work.

Brain freeze!

- Hmm... - Oh, come on! That was good!

What else are you gonna say when you're literally freezing a giant brain?!

- I'll allow it. - [rumbling]

[both whimpering]

[groans]

Stern?

- Stern! My friend! - [whimpering]

Stern, it's me, Juan!

Oh, my goodness.

Juan?

Oh! You haven't changed a bit, chaparro!

- [breathing hard] - [Liz whimpers]

- Run! - Oh!

??

The portal. It's closing!

It's losing power because the brain is dead!

It's too far! We're never going to get out in time!

I-I'm on it!

Initiate field trip pick-up sequence!

- Field trip? - [honking]

[both] Huh?

??

Go! Go! Go!

- [both grunt] - Huh?

Mothman! Quick!

Stop!

- We've got to get Mothman! - Don't worry, Danny.

I got a little thing I like to call...

disgusting moth wings!

[growling]

[grunts]

Adi�s, Manuel!

[Danny] Let's get out of here!

- [grunts] - [screeching]

[grunts] Oh...

[breathing hard]

Francisca!

[bellowing]

[grunts]

- [bell rings] - [grunts]

[wrestling match narration in Spanish]

[yelling]

- [chittering] - [grunting]

??

- [grunts] - [narration continues in Spanish]

- [yells] - [growls]

[chittering]

[yells]

[heavy thud]

[both groaning]

[yells]

??

[Tesla squealing]

Where's Mothman?

[portal trilling]

- [gasps] - He didn't make it.

[sobbing]

He gave his life to save us. [sobs]

I ain't giving my life for no one.

I want to live!

[in unison] Mothman!

I got four arms.

- Lots of room for hugs! - [Liz gasps]

- So now what? - Eat a churro!

- Okay, but then what? - Danny serves a lifetime of detentions...

- [Mothman chuckles] - ...but we probably win the Nobel Prize for Physics.

- [Danny] Mm-hmm. - Sounds good!

But we start with a churro, eh?

[applause and cheering]

Welcome to Cranston's Genius of the Year Award ceremony.

And this year's award for discovering a new dimension

and saving the whole school from total annihilation

goes to Liz Fizzerton and Danny Dawkins.

- [cheers and applause] - Hi. [goofy chuckle]

[cheers continue]

[Danny] Oh, stop it.

I always knew he had it in him.

Thank you.

The world tells us that geniuses are solo operators.

But I've learnt that genius

is something created by a group of great minds working together.

Hey, amigos! Gracias! Thank you.

I'm just so happy.

It's so good to be back as part of the Cranston team.

A ver, digan: Quinta dimensi�n.

[all] Quinta dimensi�n

[giggles] Muy bien!

[cheers continue]

Oh, man! T-t-t-that's your...

Yup, that's my father.

He wants you to have lunch with us later.

Oooh.

??

Wow! All that research grant money

was enough to fix the atomic particle reactor.

Hey, do you think there's a sixth dimension?

There's only one way to find out.

??

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