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We've scoured the globe for the
naughtiest cats out there, ever.
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It's moggy mayhem!
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From furry funny...
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That is hilarious.
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...food fiascoes...
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This is not fair! I have
to sing for my supper.
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...to fierce fighters.
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Keeping a close eye on this
colossal cat collection...
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Lucy Boo, hello!
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...is our litter of purr-sonalities.
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Say hello to the camera.
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This is Bear.
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Bear, honestly... Ooh.
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We're a nation of animal lovers,
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with over ten million
of us owning a cat.
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Well, own...
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I think we all know who's
boss in the pet brigade.
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You can have 20 animals
roaming around.
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You can have cats, dogs,
goats, ducks, doesn't matter -
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but there will always be
one that will be in charge.
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And the cat is in charge.
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LAUGHING
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LAUGHING
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That cat, he knew exactly what he
was doing. He's very, very cheeky.
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Cheekier than a child.
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It's a great example of a cat that
just takes charge of the house.
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Cos he looked at the owner,
thought, "All right, OK.
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"You want to play that game? Watch
this. I'm going to open this one
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"again AND I'm going to
open the second one."
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They're laughing, but they'll
never know how close they came
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to ruining the cat's entire
surveillance operation.
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It's a smart cat! Very smart.
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This card rules the roost,
and he doesn't care who knows it.
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The cat is just sitting there like
a bloke who's on the Underground.
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That's extraordinary.
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I've never seen a cat
with that look in his eye,
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like he's really seen some things.
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"I'm a geezer, I've had a night out.
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"Don't come near me,
I don't want to talk to you."
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Just looks like he
wants to be left alone.
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Cat, I feel your pain on that one.
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Bucky's off his head on catnip...
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...but that's not stopping him giving
this interloper a real ear full.
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CAT WARBLING
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Sounds like a cat
speaking in tongues.
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It sounds like some sort of Deep
South preacher going, "Oh, yeah!
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"I'm going to go
get Satan out of there!"
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CAT WARBLING
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"I might be talking gobbledygook,
but what I'm saying is,
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"get away from our door!"
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SHE WARBLES
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That's what I do when people
come round to my house
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and I'm warning them off.
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SHE IMITATES CAT
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Did it to the postman the
other day, he ran off.
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Should have waited till he
delivered the letters, I suppose.
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That's taken care of that
unwelcome house guest.
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Oh, that's a kitty and a big dog!
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New addition to the house.
You know this is a new...
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Oh! Who's in charge now, big daddy?
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DOG WHINES
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LAUGHING
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DOG YOWLS
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That was some punch that
kitten's got on it.
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That big massive dog's just like,
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"Oh, I just want to be your friend."
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Jab!
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You know when you're being
shouted at by the missus,
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and you're thinking,
"Do I say anything back? No."
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So you just give
this look, don't you?
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They're fearless, kittens.
They really are.
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You're not wrong there, Chizzy.
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This kitten's even taking on Mum.
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Typical mum overreaction.
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Here's dominance
of a different kind.
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A slow dancing parrot.
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Meet Percival...
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...who's trying to see how far he
can push Robbie before he reacts.
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It's like one of those old-fashioned
games of Buckaroo, isn't it?
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You know at some point
something's going to happen,
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but you just don't know what.
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Pecking? That cat is going
to go in a second.
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Oh, no.
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Lost patience.
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That's one prod too far, Percival.
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I wouldn't have lasted
nearly that long.
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In this classic clip,
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these three demonstrate the
dangers of ogling at birds.
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The dog is just waiting, and he
thinks, "Right, you might not be
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"able to get the bird,
but I've got the three of you."
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Pounce!
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Those scaredy cats could
take a lesson from...
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...this fearless feline.
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It's a cat attack! Rawr.
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Love this. You'd put
money on the crocodile.
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She's going to take the cat,
bang, all over.
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Bang! Have that, have that!
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This cat is brazen.
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"Look at him stealing that chicken."
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The cat's not having it.
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Bang, bang!
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Bang, gives a right hook!
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Good question.
Hopefully, not a pussy pudding.
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The closest thing we've got to
a dinosaur that's still roaming
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the Earth, his bottle's
gone to some soppy cat.
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Coming up - cats with cat-titude...
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...im-purr-fect playmates...
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I really haven't ever
seen anything like it!
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...plus, moggy mysteries.
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Oh, my lord.
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This is Cats Do
The Naughtiest Things -
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where we're all about
chaos and calamity.
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But cats aren't born with an ASBO.
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Typically, they arrive
chocolate box cute.
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Who's for a game
of now you see me...
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...now you don't.
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Aw...!
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I love it. Oh, cats.
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I can't let my kids see this.
If my kids see this, it's all over.
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It means we've got to get a cat.
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Kittens might be cute, but they
still need to know who's boss.
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Time for a turf war.
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Even if that turf war is...
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OK, put them up.
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...with yourself.
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Floats like a butterfly,
stings like a bee!
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Take that!
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That is a cat's way
of showing that it's tough.
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"Oh, I'm light on my feet,
I'm light on my feet!
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"I'm like Mohammed Ali, look."
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And I'm not sure what these apples
have done to upset Ambrose, but...
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So much energy!
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...he's on the attack.
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Obviously crazy.
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As somebody with a weight problem,
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that's often how I do respond
to fruit. "Oh, it's an apple.
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"How do I approach this?
I've got to... Oh!"
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Whereas, Mars Bar -
straight in there.
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It might look impossible,
but they'll give it a go.
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The cat is attempting to get
rubbish out of that bin,
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because cats will eat anything.
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"I'll get it if it kills me!"
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OK, I'll say it - I have eaten
things out of my bin before,
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so I'm no different to that cat.
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I was very hungry,
I'd had a few drinks.
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I know how that cat feels, OK?
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Oh, the dog's coming over like,
"Ha-ha, you fool!"
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And when you do come
to the rescue...
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...they've already
got it all figured out.
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Look at that - no top on,
no shoes and socks on,
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going down into a very steep hole,
risking his life.
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I get that. I'd do the same.
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You don't always know how
an animal's going to respond
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to you rescuing them.
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"Come on. I've got you, kitty."
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LAUGHING
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The cat's made him look
a right idiot. Look at that.
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Cat's mugged him off!
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This federal feline
also knows its own mind.
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"I don't like you.
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"No, I don't like you.
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"And I certainly don't like you."
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You know what, you can't
get me back either.
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Wow, that was very vicious.
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In this golden oldie, the moggy is
still taking the lead, literally.
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Cats are always in charge.
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Now, walk nice.
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And I'm delighted to say that, that
human does now use a litter tray.
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Well done, cat. That's brilliant.
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Here's curious playmates.
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Possibly looking to feature in
a Beatrix Potter sequel.
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Oh, that cat.
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I mean, I've never seen
anything like it!
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No matter how hard that cat tries,
the hedgehog's having none of it.
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And every game should
end with a prize,
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but maybe not the prize
everyone wants.
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How is it that you...?
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What do you need a towel for,
just to put it over the duck?
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If he really was a man, he'd have
picked the duck up, killed it,
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plucked out, eaten it,
cooked it for dinner.
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But he's terrified of that duck.
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DUCK QUACKS
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Oh, the duck's still alive!
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One of the few occasions when
shouting "duck" doesn't help.
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Right, OK, OK, OK.
All right, duck...
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I love the way he's trying
to be tough about it,
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and he's terrified.
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OK, stay... Oh, sit down, duck.
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Right, stay there.
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DUCK QUACKS
Yes, yes, yes.
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I'm trying to do my best for you.
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It's all very British, isn't it?
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"I'm trying to do my best for you."
Just hold on there!"
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I'm just doing it.
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It's off the bed.
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DUCK QUACKS
Yes, I know, I know.
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You need to get out of the window.
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Come on.
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Freedom.
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Poor duck. Go on, duck.
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Yay!
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Go on.
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Free!
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Oh, Slippers.
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This furry fiend
is a serial offender.
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I wasn't unsurprised because
Slippers has done this
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sort of thing before,
but not with a duck.
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He brings mice, rats and pigeons in.
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We've had two pigeon-related
incidents.
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One that he brought
through the cat flap,
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and then chased through the house.
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And then another one that he brought
in through the bedroom window.
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Slippers is the most naughtiest
family member in our house.
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In the house, he's a fantastic cat.
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It's just extraordinary
that as soon as he disappears
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out of the cat flap, he turns
into this feline predator.
263
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So, how did Slippers
get that duck indoors?
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F
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F
266
00:16:49,329 --> 00:16:51,155
F
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00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:55,355
F
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F
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No signs of a struggle at all.
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The way in and out would have been
through the cat flap.
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It's a right Agatha
Christie mystery.
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F
273
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é
274
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:17,514
é
275
00:17:17,539 --> 00:17:20,155
F
276
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:23,434
é
277
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,225
é
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Have the ducks departed forever?
279
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The ducks have not left the area.
280
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In fact, when we go
to the local ponds,
281
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we seem to think there's probably
more ducks in the pond.
282
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I'm not quite sure whether
they are planning
283
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a revenge attack on Slippers.
284
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:48,434
But Slippers isn't alone when
it comes to unwanted gifts.
285
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:53,865
Our cat, Louie, I can only describe
his present that he delivered once
286
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:56,585
as a sort of rabbit jigsaw.
287
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:59,945
If a cat brings in a little mouse,
you kind of go, "Oh, it's expected."
288
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But our cats were bringing in
rats this size, and pheasants.
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F
290
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:10,105
é
291
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,434
é
292
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,384
£
293
00:18:15,409 --> 00:18:19,384
Even when cats are indoors,
they can railroad family fun.
294
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Look at it go!
295
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Well, it WAS good.
296
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F
297
00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:46,025
Oh, talk about speaking too soon.
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É
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F
300
00:18:53,529 --> 00:18:55,465
Yeah!
301
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:57,275
Now, that's not the cat's fault, OK?
302
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,434
If you're going to have a ball
rolling around the house,
303
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the cat's going to stop it.
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00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,585
F
305
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,795
é
306
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:10,155
é
307
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:13,355
é
308
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They were so happy.
309
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:22,105
This does beg the question how many
times it's gone wrong before this.
310
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From one game to another.
311
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:29,275
Aw! A group of cat chums
playing Hungry Hippos.
312
00:19:30,529 --> 00:19:33,075
These crazy cats have
decided they're not letting
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the humans have a look in.
314
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,745
There's one just watching,
315
00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,715
who obviously doesn't know
what the game's about.
316
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:46,434
This is significantly better than
hungry hippos having a go at Cats.
317
00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:48,184
Oh, there's another
one in the background.
318
00:19:48,209 --> 00:19:49,715
Obviously, he's the substitute.
319
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:52,025
"Yeah, mate, you'll
get on in a minute."
320
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:10,304
Meet Didga - a competitive cat
who craves the limelight.
321
00:20:10,329 --> 00:20:13,554
He can perform a kickflip,
a heelflip,
322
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:17,225
AND he buries his own
poo in the garden.
323
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,865
Loving the thrill of the chase,
Didga's challenged
324
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:23,355
a mischievous mate to
hell raise around the house.
325
00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:28,195
And now we come to
the feline two-lane 100.
326
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,554
Oh, it's cat Olympics.
327
00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:33,835
In lane one, we see Didga
in the black and white.
328
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,585
Challenged by old rival, Bloomer,
329
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,585
in lane two sporting
go-faster stripes.
330
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:43,715
This is the race
we've all been waiting for.
331
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,304
Here's a little look at the course.
332
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:50,195
A bend around the cat cones,
followed by the jumps.
333
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:52,715
I must say, I couldn't
jump over those.
334
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:56,025
Ending on the infamous
bedroom bridge,
335
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:58,025
then it's a race to the finish line,
336
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,715
scaling the headboard of hell.
337
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,825
Are you ready for it, cats?
338
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,304
"Meow." Go!
339
00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:07,384
And they're off!
340
00:21:07,409 --> 00:21:10,835
Didga is first to the jumps,
with Bloomer in hot pursuit.
341
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,945
Up the headboard, and Didga wins!
342
00:21:15,529 --> 00:21:17,915
Look at this in slow motion.
343
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,795
The elegance of the jump.
344
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,634
Through the air,
and never touched a hurdle.
345
00:21:22,659 --> 00:21:26,865
The athleticism is amazing!
346
00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:29,745
Didga dug deep to
take that top prize -
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00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:32,195
his favourite cat snack.
348
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:34,504
É
349
00:21:34,529 --> 00:21:36,865
F
350
00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:39,945
Now, these alley cats
are far more straight.
351
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,434
They've created
their own game of gauntlet...
352
00:21:50,690 --> 00:21:52,715
Oh, look at that! That's amazing.
353
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,865
...based on the classic TV show
Gladiators.
354
00:21:57,409 --> 00:21:59,075
This is a good remake.
355
00:22:00,329 --> 00:22:02,384
What are you doing?!
356
00:22:02,409 --> 00:22:05,075
While his owners
exercise their jaws,
357
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,275
Jeffrey's contemplating
his long jump skills.
358
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,105
Oh, no!
359
00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:13,634
THEY GASP
360
00:22:13,659 --> 00:22:15,025
Oh, my Lord!
361
00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,195
F
362
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,554
What a silly cat.
363
00:22:18,579 --> 00:22:22,465
Perhaps Jeffrey should stick to
floor work in the future.
364
00:22:22,490 --> 00:22:25,915
Like Susie,
who's stealing the spotlight.
365
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,585
That's a very, very clever cat.
366
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,945
I'm just happy if my cat
comes home at night!
367
00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:42,145
Bootsy!
368
00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:44,195
Sticking to floor displays,
369
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:48,384
this game of hockey's been rudely
interrupted by Parker, who's...
370
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,304
LAUGHTER
371
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:51,995
...in possession of Theo's pucks.
372
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:57,745
Well, you can't deny
that cat's got skill.
373
00:22:57,770 --> 00:23:00,105
I mean, that's perfect!
374
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:02,304
Time to celebrate.
375
00:23:02,329 --> 00:23:03,665
Give me five, then!
376
00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:09,025
Up next... Outrageous attitudes...
377
00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:10,355
Have you seen Gremlins?
378
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:13,225
Because that was a cat
that was fed after midnight.
379
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,195
...furious feline fun...
380
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:17,885
I would go crazy!
381
00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:20,045
...and peculiar playmates.
382
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:22,195
£
383
00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:23,465
Meow!
384
00:23:31,639 --> 00:23:33,765
Look at these fiends!
385
00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:35,975
We're all about mischievous moggies.
386
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,125
Stop, Rocky! They can be feisty
when it comes to food.
387
00:23:41,389 --> 00:23:43,125
CAT GROWLS
388
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,335
And like us...
389
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,765
Awww!
390
00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:57,284
...cats enjoy a dinner date.
391
00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:04,725
Terry's taken his teddy for tea.
392
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,845
I've actually never seen
a cat do anything like that.
393
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:14,255
I think that's really cute.
394
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,284
£
395
00:24:16,309 --> 00:24:18,404
é
396
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,685
Dogs have done that,
but my cats just don't.
397
00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:30,895
They find real soft toys outside
398
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,645
to play with, that are living,
399
00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:34,484
and then they stop them moving.
400
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,175
Immediately, we think,
"Oh, that's so sweet.
401
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,565
"He's giving the toy some food."
But no, it's obviously not his toy.
402
00:24:41,590 --> 00:24:44,065
It's like when you're kids
and your brother leaves the room
403
00:24:44,090 --> 00:24:46,345
and takes the remote
so you can't change the channel.
404
00:24:46,370 --> 00:24:47,995
That's exactly what
that cat's just done.
405
00:24:53,810 --> 00:24:57,065
They may have been fed by
every house in the neighbourhood,
406
00:24:57,090 --> 00:25:01,225
but that doesn't stop them
going in search of more food!
407
00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:06,475
£
408
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,634
CLATTER AND MEOWING
409
00:25:08,659 --> 00:25:10,835
SHE LAUGHS
410
00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:12,304
CAT MEOWS
411
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,705
"I'm a cat! I've got to
have that treat."
412
00:25:16,730 --> 00:25:18,785
CAT MEOWS
413
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,945
"I know where
you've put it, though,
414
00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:22,345
"and I'm going to find it."
415
00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:24,145
Ha-ha!
CRASH
416
00:25:25,779 --> 00:25:27,995
Oh, he's going back
for another crack.
417
00:25:29,970 --> 00:25:31,504
He's in the medicine cupboard.
418
00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:33,275
There's nothing in there
for him anyway!
419
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,504
There's no food, kitty-cat!
420
00:25:37,529 --> 00:25:38,915
CAT MEOWS
421
00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:40,345
They don't think it through!
422
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,785
Schoolboy error.
423
00:25:44,529 --> 00:25:46,785
And here's a famous golden oldie.
424
00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:49,065
No. No. No.. No.
425
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:52,865
This cute kitty is in full
Puss in Boots charm mode...
426
00:25:52,890 --> 00:25:54,145
No, no, no, no.
427
00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:57,475
...as she attempts to sneak
a slice of that roast chicken.
428
00:26:05,409 --> 00:26:06,428
CAT MEOWS
429
00:26:09,849 --> 00:26:11,984
Maybe try this approach.
430
00:26:12,009 --> 00:26:14,184
Far cuter.
431
00:26:14,209 --> 00:26:18,623
É
432
00:26:18,648 --> 00:26:20,264
Impressive.
433
00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:23,214
Well, you know, we've all done
some kind of manoeuvre
434
00:26:23,239 --> 00:26:24,824
in the hope of getting a treat.
435
00:26:26,039 --> 00:26:29,054
Some people think,
"Oh, how humiliating for the cat."
436
00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:30,413
The cat's just thinking,
437
00:26:30,438 --> 00:26:32,574
"No, I've just had
my sixth breakfast of the day.
438
00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:34,214
"I don't care!"
439
00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:37,334
My cat does meow. But she doesn't
beg. She just goes "meh". Meh.
440
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,654
It's more like,
"Give me food. Meh. Meh."
441
00:26:39,679 --> 00:26:42,623
It's never, "Oh, hello, could I
possibly have some of that burger?"
442
00:26:42,648 --> 00:26:44,493
Get off.
443
00:26:44,518 --> 00:26:47,054
No. This is my cheeseburger.
444
00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:48,543
And also, she would not
eat a burger.
445
00:26:48,568 --> 00:26:50,574
She knows she's got to
watch her figure and stuff.
446
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:55,493
But this maniac moggy doesn't care
about no carbs before Marbs.
447
00:26:59,679 --> 00:27:02,694
This was what I deal with
every time I eat.
448
00:27:02,719 --> 00:27:04,904
Regan steals my food.
449
00:27:04,929 --> 00:27:07,724
You'd think I'd be a thinner
human being with this fool around.
450
00:27:10,209 --> 00:27:11,574
TALKS WITH MOUTH FULL
451
00:27:21,999 --> 00:27:23,334
Have you seen Gremlins?
452
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,694
Because that was
a cat that was,
453
00:27:25,719 --> 00:27:27,493
I think, fed after midnight.
454
00:27:30,438 --> 00:27:33,854
This cat's got the feline form
of hangry.
455
00:27:39,999 --> 00:27:41,743
With added fangry!
456
00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:48,264
F
457
00:27:48,289 --> 00:27:50,373
Aw! The cat really wants the bread,
let him have it!
458
00:27:52,929 --> 00:27:54,334
Since when do cats like bread?
459
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:57,574
My cat doesn't eat bread!
460
00:28:03,568 --> 00:28:04,974
CAT GROWLS
Yikes!
461
00:28:04,999 --> 00:28:06,854
F
462
00:28:09,568 --> 00:28:12,694
I think the thing is, you know,
you get a sort of primal instinct,
463
00:28:12,719 --> 00:28:13,774
don't you?
464
00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:16,654
É
465
00:28:16,679 --> 00:28:18,854
Especially if you're a cat,
or someone like me.
466
00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:23,293
F
467
00:28:23,318 --> 00:28:24,493
He's not giving up!
468
00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,104
F
469
00:28:34,959 --> 00:28:39,934
When it comes to naughty but nice,
you can't beat these two.
470
00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:41,464
That's so cute!
471
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:45,574
I'm going to teach this to Bootsy.
472
00:28:50,849 --> 00:28:52,293
F
473
00:28:52,318 --> 00:28:53,934
é
474
00:28:53,959 --> 00:28:55,854
£
475
00:28:57,129 --> 00:28:58,384
Let me get this straight.
476
00:28:58,409 --> 00:29:03,024
When a cat rings a bell and expects
food, it's cute and charming.
477
00:29:03,049 --> 00:29:05,934
When I do it,
it's grounds for divorce.
478
00:29:05,959 --> 00:29:09,904
From a demanding delivery
to phoning it in.
479
00:29:09,929 --> 00:29:11,413
PHONE VIBRATES
480
00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:39,543
Q
481
00:29:39,568 --> 00:29:42,054
What happened at the end?
It was all so intricate and lovely,
482
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:44,184
and then it was like, smack!
Yeah, that'll do.
483
00:29:46,039 --> 00:29:47,854
It's just like God
at the end of creation
484
00:29:47,879 --> 00:29:49,694
when he did lots of lovely things
and went,
485
00:29:49,719 --> 00:29:51,904
"Oh. Oh, I haven't got time.
There's SolihulL"
486
00:29:51,929 --> 00:29:56,654
Well, the creator of that machine
is Joseph Herscher. Why?
487
00:29:56,679 --> 00:29:58,654
To stop this dog...
488
00:29:58,679 --> 00:30:00,293
No!
489
00:30:00,318 --> 00:30:02,854
...from eating her cat's food.
490
00:30:02,879 --> 00:30:04,264
So we came up with this idea -
491
00:30:04,289 --> 00:30:07,774
what if we made a machine that
would automatically feed the cat
492
00:30:07,799 --> 00:30:10,774
while she was out
taking her dog for a walk?
493
00:30:10,799 --> 00:30:14,104
I've seen a lot of cat
feeder contraptions,
494
00:30:14,129 --> 00:30:17,974
but I notice that they all use
dry food, so I really thought it
495
00:30:17,999 --> 00:30:21,934
was time that someone had a go at
making something that used wet food.
496
00:30:21,959 --> 00:30:24,493
It's much harder to work with
cos it has to be refrigerated
497
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:27,654
so it has to come out of the fridge
and it has to be sealed cos it's
498
00:30:27,679 --> 00:30:31,543
wet and therefore you have to
unseal it to serve it to the cat.
499
00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:34,694
It took about a month to build,
there was a lot of trial and error.
500
00:30:34,719 --> 00:30:37,024
Three, two, one!
501
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,375
It's stuck. Just give it a yank.
502
00:30:41,790 --> 00:30:42,845
Oh!
503
00:30:42,870 --> 00:30:45,284
The biggest challenge was getting
the lid off of the cat food
504
00:30:45,309 --> 00:30:48,015
because it needed to be on
strongly enough that it wouldn't
505
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,455
fall off when it rolled
through the whole machine,
506
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,455
but then it needed to be able
to be pulled off at the end.
507
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,175
So what we ended up doing was
we got this rubber lid that
508
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,995
fitted to the cat food,
and then this big,
509
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:05,845
heavy object rolls over it and
it's got double-sided sticky tape
510
00:31:05,870 --> 00:31:07,965
that sticks to the lid
and peels it off.
511
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,685
We did about 65 attempts to
get one perfect run through.
512
00:31:14,710 --> 00:31:18,045
It might have been easier to just
teach the cat to open the fridge.
513
00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:24,035
Take that, Buster!
One way to tackle a pilfering puppy!
514
00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:25,404
That cat doesn't care
515
00:31:25,429 --> 00:31:29,685
if its food arrives in a
golden unicorn from Mars.
516
00:31:29,710 --> 00:31:35,925
It's just food.
But tucking in has its consequences.
517
00:31:47,324 --> 00:31:50,561
F
518
00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:55,031
£
519
00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:08,062
The cheek of this inpatient moggy!
520
00:32:09,167 --> 00:32:12,062
He's decided against
the back door cat flap,
521
00:32:12,087 --> 00:32:15,032
preferring to make its owners
open the front door.
522
00:32:21,776 --> 00:32:23,262
That's genius!
523
00:32:25,287 --> 00:32:28,551
Here's a more daring
way of getting into the house.
524
00:32:29,696 --> 00:32:32,551
Bonnie's perfecting her
cat burglar skills.
525
00:32:37,326 --> 00:32:40,262
And if she doesn't frighten
the living daylights out of you,
526
00:32:40,287 --> 00:32:43,192
she'll blind you with
her laser beam eyes.
527
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:49,472
Our cat, Izzy, can get out
of all sorts of situations.
528
00:32:49,497 --> 00:32:54,342
She's an escapologist. In fact,
we call her Steve McQueen at times.
529
00:32:54,367 --> 00:32:56,551
It's like The Great Escape.
530
00:32:56,576 --> 00:33:00,862
But can Izzy the escapologist
do this?
531
00:33:00,887 --> 00:33:04,551
First Velvet checks
if the coast is clear.
532
00:33:04,576 --> 00:33:08,222
F
533
00:33:08,247 --> 00:33:11,032
F
534
00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:13,942
F
535
00:33:13,967 --> 00:33:16,621
See, they're intelligent,
aren't they? Patient.
536
00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:19,142
A dog would have run at
that door five times,
537
00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:20,862
but that cat's just working it out.
538
00:33:29,497 --> 00:33:31,192
I bet this cat lover...
539
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,501
...wishes they'd
locked their loo door.
540
00:33:37,446 --> 00:33:40,421
From downright dirty to frantic fun.
541
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,782
I would go crazy,
542
00:33:50,807 --> 00:33:54,702
especially in this climate
where toilet paper is a luxury!
543
00:33:54,727 --> 00:33:57,421
F
544
00:33:57,446 --> 00:33:59,621
£
545
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:03,262
Now, this cat has created
for themselves a very beautiful
546
00:34:03,287 --> 00:34:06,902
coat out of it -
a Vivienne Westwood style covering.
547
00:34:06,927 --> 00:34:10,062
É
548
00:34:10,087 --> 00:34:13,582
And he's thinking, I don't know
what to do now. I've had my fun.
549
00:34:13,607 --> 00:34:16,342
Come and save me.
I'm a cat, get me out of here!
550
00:34:18,526 --> 00:34:19,782
Harry, on the other hand,
551
00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:23,751
is doing something my mates
often forget to do.
552
00:34:26,087 --> 00:34:27,062
TOILET FLUSHES
553
00:34:28,247 --> 00:34:31,032
F
554
00:34:31,057 --> 00:34:33,472
é
555
00:34:33,497 --> 00:34:35,112
é
556
00:34:35,137 --> 00:34:36,862
£
557
00:34:36,887 --> 00:34:41,372
That cat could probably be
used to tutor teenagers cos
558
00:34:41,397 --> 00:34:42,962
mine don't flush it ever.
559
00:34:49,067 --> 00:34:51,401
Sticking with the clean theme,
560
00:34:51,426 --> 00:34:55,812
I'm pretty sure that's
not the cat's toothbrush.
561
00:34:55,837 --> 00:35:00,812
É
562
00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:02,271
F
563
00:35:05,317 --> 00:35:06,651
F
564
00:35:15,787 --> 00:35:20,932
This is probably the most
exciting yet frustrating thing
565
00:35:20,957 --> 00:35:23,651
that can happen to a cat.
566
00:35:23,676 --> 00:35:26,242
His natural hunting instincts
have kicked in
567
00:35:26,267 --> 00:35:29,322
and he can't quite work out
what's happening.
568
00:35:29,347 --> 00:35:33,562
There must be nothing more joyous
than to be a goldfish in a frozen
569
00:35:33,587 --> 00:35:38,912
pond.
570
00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:40,842
É
571
00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:43,651
Well,
he's got some pretty smart moves.
572
00:35:43,676 --> 00:35:49,562
A possible contender for Dancing On
Ice? That is superb figure skating.
573
00:35:49,587 --> 00:35:53,812
There was a double axeL
There was a triple salchow.
574
00:35:53,837 --> 00:35:57,372
Absolutely amazing from that cat.
They're just multi-skilled.
575
00:35:57,397 --> 00:36:01,812
Priscilla's hogging the mirror
with the aim of being paw perfect.
576
00:36:03,317 --> 00:36:07,521
I don't know why it kind of reminds
me of sort of ballet school,
577
00:36:07,546 --> 00:36:11,481
you know, where you have to dance
in front of yourself to see how
578
00:36:11,506 --> 00:36:16,162
you're doing. And I'm not
sure what that cat thinks.
579
00:36:16,187 --> 00:36:19,452
This other cat's doing exactly
what I'm doing. How weird!
580
00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:23,521
Imagine that cat watching TV,
it's going to go,
581
00:36:23,546 --> 00:36:25,682
oh, my God, I can't
believe I did that!
582
00:36:25,707 --> 00:36:26,562
He's lost his cool.
583
00:36:31,837 --> 00:36:34,762
Cats can be
choosy about their chums.
584
00:36:34,787 --> 00:36:36,372
Here's one way to try to fit in.
585
00:36:37,626 --> 00:36:38,812
COCKATOO MEOWS
586
00:36:40,756 --> 00:36:44,042
é
587
00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:45,372
COCKATOO MEOWS
588
00:36:45,397 --> 00:36:47,162
£
589
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:52,762
I love the reaction of the kittens
cos the kittens are sort
590
00:36:52,787 --> 00:36:56,962
of like, shall we tell our
brother that he's not like us?
591
00:36:56,987 --> 00:36:58,292
COCKATOO MEOWS
592
00:36:58,317 --> 00:37:00,012
I think the perfect ending
would have been
593
00:37:00,037 --> 00:37:03,842
if all the cats had suddenly
squawked like a cockatoo.
594
00:37:03,867 --> 00:37:08,682
And this pussy's practising blending
in for when their club opens.
595
00:37:08,707 --> 00:37:11,762
Oh, pole dancing -
my favourite pastime.
596
00:37:11,787 --> 00:37:14,432
F
597
00:37:14,457 --> 00:37:17,372
SHE SINGS
598
00:37:17,397 --> 00:37:21,762
Nothing says sexy less than
someone keeping their socks on.
599
00:37:21,787 --> 00:37:24,092
I'm not a big
fan of his trunks either.
600
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:30,521
It's style, elegance and grace.
601
00:37:30,546 --> 00:37:31,882
HE GROWLS
602
00:37:31,907 --> 00:37:33,092
F
603
00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:35,552
é
604
00:37:35,577 --> 00:37:37,401
F
605
00:37:37,426 --> 00:37:41,202
And it's an extra 100 quid
if you want to stroke him.
606
00:37:41,227 --> 00:37:44,202
Bootsy, we're going to do
some stuff with you!
607
00:37:44,227 --> 00:37:46,322
I'm fed up with you
not earning me any money!
608
00:37:48,317 --> 00:37:52,012
This cat's made his own
exclusive members' club and,
609
00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:56,481
if your name's not on the list,
you're not coming in.
610
00:38:02,577 --> 00:38:03,552
You're barred!
611
00:38:07,477 --> 00:38:11,842
A game of hide and seek was ruined
when one participant got hungry.
612
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:22,005
Up next,
a cast of challenging cats...
613
00:38:22,030 --> 00:38:26,445
If it could, the kitten would behead
that dog. The head won't come off!
614
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:27,514
...power play...
615
00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:33,315
...and freaky feline rescue.
No, that's not me.
616
00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:35,905
I'm not doing that for a cat!
I love them, but mm-mm-mm!
617
00:38:45,831 --> 00:38:52,086
This is the show packed with
cats doing crazy things...
618
00:38:52,111 --> 00:38:56,405
...especially to their closest
rivals. A dog would never do that.
619
00:38:56,430 --> 00:38:57,605
It would. It would.
620
00:39:03,351 --> 00:39:08,166
But who is top of the naughty list
when it comes to cats and dogs?
621
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:13,446
One's, you know, cunning, deadly.
The other one, idiotic.
622
00:39:13,471 --> 00:39:17,216
It's almost like dogs don't
really exist to the cat.
623
00:39:17,241 --> 00:39:19,725
But even though people think
dogs are in control, I think
624
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,836
cats are kind of much
more subtle about it.
625
00:39:24,471 --> 00:39:25,446
CAT MEOWS
626
00:39:26,791 --> 00:39:31,326
Cats aren't always cute and cuddly.
Take Rutter.
627
00:39:31,351 --> 00:39:34,465
He's weighing up the pros
and cons of attacking Howie,
628
00:39:34,490 --> 00:39:36,376
the other family pet.
629
00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:41,376
F
630
00:39:48,401 --> 00:39:50,936
That dog knows something's
going to happen.
631
00:39:50,961 --> 00:39:52,766
The cat could be
one of our daughters, right?
632
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,936
Winding up the dog,
winding up the dog, look.
633
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,296
Get ready for it. Here it comes.
Ready? Go on!
634
00:40:02,321 --> 00:40:05,086
Now, the dog won't stand for this.
I'll be very surprised if the dog...
635
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,725
HE LAUGHS
636
00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:16,525
And that's why I prefer dogs!
Come on, Bo, it's OK! Come on!
637
00:40:16,550 --> 00:40:18,725
Come on down past the kitty!
638
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:22,216
But here the cat's
definitely in control.
639
00:40:22,241 --> 00:40:25,126
You can get past that kitty!
640
00:40:25,151 --> 00:40:31,516
Come on, Bo! Bo, come on!
Come on, Bo!
641
00:40:31,541 --> 00:40:33,906
DOG WHINES
642
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:37,106
Bo! Bo, come on!
643
00:40:37,131 --> 00:40:42,386
Bo! Bo! Come on!
644
00:40:42,411 --> 00:40:46,706
For extra courage, Bo's
calling in the canine community.
645
00:40:46,731 --> 00:40:51,106
Come on, puppy!
Fenway can do it, see?
646
00:40:51,131 --> 00:40:54,906
Come on, Fenway, show him! Come on,
Fenway, show him how it's done!
647
00:40:54,931 --> 00:40:55,906
Come on, Bo!
648
00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:59,745
Come on, Bo! Come on!
649
00:41:02,491 --> 00:41:04,596
Humans to the rescue!
650
00:41:08,131 --> 00:41:11,986
Rosie's also got a rival.
Her plan is to just...
651
00:41:14,061 --> 00:41:15,036
...shut them out.
652
00:41:17,011 --> 00:41:17,986
Get out of here!
653
00:41:19,261 --> 00:41:22,956
The cat knows exactly
what it's doing - exactly!
654
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,986
Cats are super-smart.
655
00:41:28,011 --> 00:41:33,266
F
656
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:35,745
Actions speak louder than words.
657
00:41:44,491 --> 00:41:46,236
THEY LAUGH
658
00:42:00,981 --> 00:42:04,545
Cats think they're top dogs.
Take this kitten.
659
00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:08,906
It's teaching that dog a lesson
in power and pecking order.
660
00:42:08,931 --> 00:42:10,545
That's quite a good double act.
661
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:15,425
We're thinking, oh, isn't it sweet?
Oh, it's just a funny kitten!
662
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,346
But if it could,
the kitten would behead that dog.
663
00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:21,186
And it is trying to. It's trying
to say, the head won't come off!
664
00:42:21,211 --> 00:42:24,466
É
665
00:42:24,491 --> 00:42:26,956
£
666
00:42:28,211 --> 00:42:31,675
Get your head out of my cat flap!
667
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:34,186
É
668
00:42:34,211 --> 00:42:36,956
é
669
00:42:36,981 --> 00:42:38,675
F
670
00:42:39,981 --> 00:42:42,066
Cats 1, dogs 0 I think there.
671
00:42:44,091 --> 00:42:50,346
Who's for a bit of paw-wheel-drive?
I see that Uber have branched out.
672
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:54,466
All aboard the cat-ellite cruiser!
673
00:42:56,450 --> 00:42:58,516
F
674
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:01,596
F
675
00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:05,066
é
676
00:43:05,091 --> 00:43:08,066
Think Thelma and Louise
but with more fleas.
677
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:14,706
However naughty our moggies are,
it doesn't stop us
678
00:43:14,731 --> 00:43:19,186
from going to extraordinary lengths
to show our devotion.
679
00:43:28,091 --> 00:43:31,266
Needless to say,
don't try this at home.
680
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:41,026
No! No, that's not me.
I'm not doing that for a cat.
681
00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:43,136
I love them, but mm-mm-mm! No!
682
00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:46,875
You are not going down
there to get your cat!
683
00:43:48,731 --> 00:43:49,776
No!
684
00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:55,236
É
685
00:43:57,731 --> 00:44:02,186
I'd argue that a cat - literally
one of nature's great climbers -
686
00:44:02,211 --> 00:44:05,236
is more equipped to walk back
along that narrow ledge than
687
00:44:05,261 --> 00:44:10,665
a slightly out-of-shape man in
skinny jeans, but I could be wrong.
688
00:44:12,161 --> 00:44:15,316
Unbelievably stupid thing to do,
to walk along that ledge like that!
689
00:44:15,341 --> 00:44:17,106
And then to carry the cat back!
690
00:44:17,131 --> 00:44:18,875
Why not go next door
and say, excuse me?
691
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:25,266
My cat's on your balcony.
692
00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:28,466
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