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For you.
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[ Gasps ]
What's this?!
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Just a little something
to commemorate
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your first week as C.E.O.
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Aww.
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Okay. I'm not a tube
of toothpaste.
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Mer, I can't believe it!
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I thought this was buried
with Daddy!
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It was.[ Gasps ] Gross.
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I love it! Thank you!
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[ Electricity crackles ][ Clank ]
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Neodymium, a rare-earth magnet.
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- People will be impressed.
- How impressed?
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Uh, I mean, you know...
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[ Electricity crackles ][ Clank ]
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So, ready to do this?
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Our first time paying
the employees together?
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I daresay I've never been
readier.
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It's payday, bitch!
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[ Gasps ]
I was talking to myself.
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I wasn't calling you a... Payday!
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Payday!
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- Hup!
- Hey, go! Whoop!
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- Hyah!
- Hoop!
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-Hup!
-Whoop! -Next!
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Whoo!
Hup!
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Whoa-dee-oh-dee oh-dee-oh!
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Yabada-doo-boo-boo!
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- Whoo!
- Shake.
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You got to be
[bleep] kiddin' me.
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I'm a senior executive
at this company.
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It's organic venison.
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Aw, God damn it.
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Calypsis groaning ]
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[ Splat ]
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[ Sarcastically ] Oh, good,
Brian's back.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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I saw things inside those toilet
pipes, Judy...
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horrific things,
wonderful things.
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Good thing I had the GoPro.
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[ Music plays ][ Electricity crackles ]
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Your pen zapped my Pro!
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And you only worked half
a week, so giddyup.
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[ Rapping ] Who's the girl
that saves the world?
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Hey!
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[ Rapping ] Oh, my God, oh,
my God, oh, my God.
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Birdgirl!
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Oh, something else to sign.
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I'll make space right here.
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Nah, I can sign that one solo.
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But if you have to sign
everything I sign,
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why don't I have to sign
everything you sign?
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I'm your backup so you don't
make any mistakes.
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Well, what if you
make a mistake?
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Why don't you need backup?
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[ Chuckling ] Sorry.
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[ Laughing ]
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Okay. [ Chuckles ]
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[ Clears throat ]
I'm a mindtaker.
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I don't make mistakes.
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And you're ...dy,
so you're always ...dy-ing.
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What the [bleep]
does that mean?!
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[ Chuckles ]
Am I sensing some anger?
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No anger.
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[ Electricity crackles ][ Clang ]
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Nope. None.
Not one bit.
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[ Chuckling ] Hey, guys.
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As fourth-wave feminists,
how about we support each other,
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and commemorate said support
by signing this important
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financial document, right here?
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He's right.
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And as a woman who
supports other women,
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I'd like to empower Judy
to chill the [bleep] out.
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And I want to be a fierce
advocate of Meredith
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getting off my jock.
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Man: Stop fighting!
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Both:
We're not fighting!
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And since we're not, maybe
I'll let you not cool down
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while I take some not space
to read that New Yorker article
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about a giant earthquake
that's going to...
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[clears throat]... decimate the
Pacific Northwest, or whatever.
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If I'm late on my court-ordered
restitution payments, I don't...
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- Everyone out, now!
- Yep.
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[ Basket contents rattling ]
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What is that?
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It's a congrats gift from
some dude... another C.E.O.
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I wonder how he does it.
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I bet he starts at the "C."
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Um, can I get you something...
some hot tea...
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English breakfast, chamomile,
neem, oolong, po cha.
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Oh, whatever you think
is best, Gillian.
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Really and truly?
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Whatever I think is...
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What?
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...best?
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Can you leave now?
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Whatever I think is best.
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[ Gasps ]
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Best. Best. Hmm.
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Best. Best...
B-E-S-T, best.
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Best. Best.
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Ugh, I can't believe Meredith,
thinking I need her help!
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Ugh!
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Everyone needs help.
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- Aah!
- Whee!
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What are you?
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I'm Share Bear.
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[ Electronic music plays ]
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It all spins.
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Will you be my Share Mate, Judy?
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I cast you down
to the flames of...
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No!
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Let me explain.
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I'm Share Bear,
your personal Thera-Bear.
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I can help you
with your problems.
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I'm listening.
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It sounds like you're
fighting with your best friend.
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Tickle me for "yes."
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Ugh, Meredith. Yes.
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You got to tickle me.[ Scoffs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Meredith thinks
she's supporting you.
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No, she thinks I can't do
my job without her.
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It sounds like you're
creating a... victim narrative.
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You're right.
I am a victim.
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That's not really what I meant.
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That's okay, because that's
what I heard.
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Four internal microphones,
visual data processing.
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Impressive.
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[ Buzzer ]
Whee!
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Gillian!
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Can you get me Etan Delvay?
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Ugh! Where is she?
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[ Soft music plays ]
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Gillian: You're the best.
I'm the best.
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I'll show her.
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Where's the buzzer?
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[ Singing in Japanese ]
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- Judy?
- Aah!
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Nice to meet you.
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I... like your office.
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Very... minimal.
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It's not real.
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[ Beep ]
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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Ow!
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That felt really real.
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Then it was... to you.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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I'm real.
The stapler isn't.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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Am I real?
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[ Whistle blows ]
Ow!
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You're being held back
by your company.
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Not by my company,
by Meredith. Ugh.
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I was like you once.
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Everything was built
to say "no" to me.
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So I chucked it all,
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and it's been one big "yes"
ever since.
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Tickle me for "yes."
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[ Laughs ]
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Share Bear brings affordable
mental healthcare to all.
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It listens, learns,
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and gives the most optimal
feedback it can,
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all while keeping
your information private
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and stored locally.
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Your secrets are in my tummy.
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[ Laughs ]
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Judy, our job
is to take big swings,
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and we start with Share Bear.
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It's not too late to be the you
you dream about.
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- "We"?
- Yes.
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Because the one thing
I don't have is...
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Factories?
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...hundreds of disgruntled,
miserable employees
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to test the Share Bears on.
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Oh, my God, I've got
so many of those!
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Together,
we'll put mental healthcare
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within arm's reach of everyone.
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Is this the power input?
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That's my poo chute.
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[ Laughs ]
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Etan: For years, I struggled
with social anxiety.
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I stayed shut in.
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I only connected to the world
through computers.
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Hmm.
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Nobody told me
there was a meeting.
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I called it, as C.E.O.
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Well, isn't that great for you.
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The thought of getting up
in front of all of you...
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You've got this.
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Yes. And that's why
I devoted my life
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to making Share Bear a reality.
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[ Theme music plays ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Judy, you can't jump into
an investment like this.
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We don't know anything
about the tech world,
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or mental health, or...
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Share Bear... this guy.
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[ Laughing ]
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She's got a point.
We're an old-school company.
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We make practical things...
coal, potash, porn...
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things people can touch.
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So, it's not porn, but it is
exactly the kind of business
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we should be in.
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Etan is a decent, albeit odd,
man who's devoted his life
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to bringing goodness
to the world,
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and we can be a part
of that dream.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm so confident in this deal,
I'll stake my reputation on it.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Yeah, uh, we'll need
a little more than that
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for the display case, Judy.
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You can't put that in a bowl.
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We're so confident, Judy will
stake 20% of her stock
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in Sebben & Sebben on it.
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Uh, I will?
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Wait.
Jude, let's talk about this.
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Deal![ Sighing ] Oh.
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Damn, I love a good bet.
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I'm legally obligated to tell
you, if this goes to [bleep],
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you forfeit the stock.
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Sign right there.
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Oh, my, only one
signature needed.
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We'll hold your stock
as collateral...
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ri-i-i-ght...
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over here.
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[ Singing softly in Japanese ]
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Psst. Um, hi.
Sorry.
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I don't want to interrupt
the process.
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Um, just, like, ballpark, when
do you think I'll be able
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to hit the road?
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[ Train horn blows ]
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Jude, slow down.
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Let's talk about this.
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Don't you think it's a little
weird Etan completely spoke
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for you at that meeting?
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And you're worried
because that's your job?
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Whoo! Burn!
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Even a Thera-Bear
loves a good burn.
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You know the board's holding
20% of your stock.
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If this tanks, you lose it,
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and they can overrule you
on all your decisions.
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It's super easy to judge
when you're second in command,
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but my name's on this company.
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I made a decision.
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Ow!
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[ Share Bears laughing ]
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Mer, as Birdgirl,
I've been trying to save
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the world one person at a time.
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But as C.E.O.,
I have a shot
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at improving the lives
of millions of people.
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Can't we be post-not-fighting?
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Yes, we can't...
not... totally.
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You're wrong about Etan.
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You'll see at the launch party.
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Sorry, you already planned
a launch party?
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I still sense tension.
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How did your families
communicate anger?
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Both:
Shut up, Share Bear.
262
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,217
Etan: When I first met Judy,
I thought this partnership
263
00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:12,133
was too good to be true,
because Sebben & Sebben
264
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:16,398
has the highest suicide rate of
all Fortune 1,000 companies.
265
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,095
Man:
Where's our paychecks?!
266
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:22,404
All this beautiful pent-up rage
makes Sebben & Sebben
267
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:26,234
the perfect launch pad for
a revolutionary new product.
268
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:29,759
[Sing-songy] Behold,
the first Share Bear.
269
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,370
- Yeah!
- [ Laughs ]
270
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,764
Anyway, the Share Bear!
271
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:41,858
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
272
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,034
Sure, I've been fortunate.
273
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,384
Brian: Always had a job
with constant promotions
274
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,169
and a benefits package.
275
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,693
Things just always seem
to work out for me.
276
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,522
Maybe because I'm such
a good person.
277
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,786
That's very good, Brian,
but it sounds like
278
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,527
you're holding something back.
279
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,269
Nothing gets past you,
does it, ya helpful bastard?
280
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:04,315
I'll give you 5 openness points.
281
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,666
5?! Okay!
282
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,450
I murdered Scot
with one "T."
283
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,060
I can't eat or sleep.
284
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,714
My golf game's gone to [bleep]!
285
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:15,326
Confessing to the authorities
is a good first step.
286
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,695
[ Chuckling ] Look at this
little guy.
287
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,112
He even has a sense of humor.
288
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,809
Don't ever joke about that.
289
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,725
I will gut you
from stem to stern.
290
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,007
That... That's your stern,
right?
291
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,728
That's my bum button.
292
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:26,990
[ Laughs ]
293
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,513
It's weird.
294
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,361
Partly, I'm worried about
my unsigned paycheck,
295
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,953
but I guess what I'm really
afraid of is money defining me.
296
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,606
[ Chuckling ]
297
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:37,827
Listen to me, going on and on
and on about myself.
298
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,524
How are you doing?
299
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,743
Oh.
300
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,485
Nobody's ever asked me that.
301
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,748
W-W-W-What?!
302
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,011
You have never shared?
303
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,665
But you're a Share Bear.
304
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,886
[ Gasps ]
I volunteer to eat your pain.
305
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,931
Can you back up a tad?
306
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:58,152
You're in my personal space
307
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,414
Am I?
308
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,242
Or do you want to go
to that place?
309
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,418
Do you want to go past
the scary, past the ugly,
310
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,202
behind the convenience store,
311
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,770
Mom left you in a running car
while she went on a date?
312
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,163
Share with me.
313
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,860
[ Beeping ]
314
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:13,384
Share with me. S-S-Share.
315
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,777
[ Pop ]
316
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,039
[ Thud ]
317
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,606
[ Indistinct conversations ]
318
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:21,349
Don't let another author
tell your story, Jessica.
319
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:25,179
Oh, everyone is loving
these little [bleep].
320
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,746
Share Bear:
Tell me about your father.
321
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,835
Morale's never been better.
322
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,141
I am so proud of you, Jude.
323
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,447
Thanks, Chaz.
324
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,797
See, Mer, Ete is a genius.
325
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,712
That's not short for Etan,
is it?
326
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,931
See he's a genius.
327
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:41,717
Ugh. He sure is... something.
328
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,979
Wednesday fritters!
329
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,155
And the fritters are amazing!
330
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,549
You've got to get on board
with this bear thing.
331
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,986
But it means overcoming years
of my natural inclination
332
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,379
to [bleep] on things.
333
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:54,121
That's called coprophilia.
334
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,513
I can help.
335
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,820
Etan just seems too good
to be true.
336
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:01,868
[ Laughs ]
337
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,217
Why don't you just find out.
338
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,609
Invite him out to a nice lunch,
339
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,394
and then, when nobody's looking,
340
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:09,832
take a little stroll through his
brainpan to see if he's legit.
341
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,138
Bwee-yoop.
342
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,443
It's not "bwee-yoop."
343
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,228
It's... Oh, forget it.
344
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,404
Aw, Thursday is fritters day.
345
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,060
I'd like a wine spritzer.
346
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,888
Nothing for the bear.
He's driving.
347
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,238
[ Laughs ]
348
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,717
[ Mindtake dial beeping ]
349
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,545
Mind if I take a look around?
350
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,504
I live my life as a "yes."
351
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,766
[ Chuckling ] Oh.
352
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,855
I'm gonna enjoy this.
353
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,161
[ Beep ]
354
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:37,381
[ Scatting ]
355
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,689
We're a shoeless household.
356
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,560
Judy may trust you, but I don't,
357
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,085
so I'm nosing around
for the real dirt.
358
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,782
Relax.
359
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,021
It'll feel like you're inside
of a grilled-cheese sandwich.
360
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,569
Bwee-oop!
361
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,136
[ Snoring ]
362
00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:04,234
Let's see what you're hiding
up in that piece, Mr. Delvay.
363
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,715
Nope. Nope. Nope.
364
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,673
My God, does he never
leave his apartment?
365
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,113
Wait a second.
366
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:16,768
Yep.
367
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,075
Yes. I knew it.
368
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,426
Now, how to show Judy all this?
369
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,822
Totally uncrackable.
370
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,869
The only way to access the info
is, head turn right, arm, knee,
371
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,088
bend elbow, grab, shake around,
thumb up hoo-hah.
372
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,743
[ Singing ] Caring,
shar... [ Tape rewinding ]
373
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:37,702
Etan: Yes, Dog With Bucket Hat,
I've sent the wire transfer,
374
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,009
so you can move that 20%
of Judy's stock
375
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,315
right over to my account.
376
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,882
I [bleep] knew it.
377
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,884
He's plotting to take over
the company.
378
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,711
Got to get that dude's bear.
379
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:56,852
[ Singing in Japanese ]
380
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,382
Yes.
381
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,732
A million times, yes.
382
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:12,259
Y-e-s. Y-e-s.
[ Chuckles ]
383
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:15,088
[ Train horn blows ]
384
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,006
Etan: Hmm.
385
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,188
Bear goes on the belt.
386
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,936
[ Imitates beeping ]
387
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,507
You're free to go.
388
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,466
[ Chuckles ]
389
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,858
He's gone.
390
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,271
I don't even know why
you wanted his bear.
391
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,297
They're trash.
I've broken, like, 10.
392
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,082
[ Sighs ] I don't really give
a [bleep], Paul.
393
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,345
Let's see if this
gets you to talk.
394
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:58,261
Head turn, right arm,
knee bend, elbow grab,
395
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,698
shake it 'round,
thumb up hoo-hah.
396
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,613
Share...
397
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,765
Yes, Dog With Bucket Hat,
I've sent the wire transfer...
398
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,008
Bingo.
399
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,227
...of Judy's
stock right...
400
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,750
[ Tape rewinding ]
401
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,708
[ Singing ] Sharing.
All bears share.
402
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,667
What the hell did I do?
403
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,582
Sharing...
404
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,299
Paul: So, how are you? And I
don't mean that as a platitude.
405
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,368
Okay, is that what I sound like?
406
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,674
Gross.
407
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,197
[ Singing ]
All bears share.
408
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,720
Sharing.
409
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,679
- [ Singing ] Sharing.
- [ Singing ] Sharing.
410
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,116
But I never make mistakes.
411
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,988
[ Singing ] Sharing.[ Tape rewinding ]
412
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:34,254
So, there's this guy Dave
who's so bland and soft and milky.
413
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:38,954
I have this creepy fantasy he
actually shows up in my office
414
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,348
in espadrilles
and a welding mask.
415
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,176
Aaah!
416
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,221
I'm not quite sure
where this goes.
417
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:49,791
You leave my office, and I
pretend this never happened.
418
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,184
What are espadrilles?
419
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,968
[ Singing ] Sharing...[ Tape rewinding ]
420
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,711
[ Judy singing ]
421
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:59,801
People have told me
I have a good voice.
422
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,107
What people?
423
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,499
[ Clatter ]
424
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,023
Guys, we all have them.
Lance has one.
425
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,763
Lance, buddy, tell them.
Tell them!
426
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,200
What's wrong with lipstick, huh?
427
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:10,464
Guys. Guys!
Don't leave while it's weird!
428
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:14,555
[ Soft music plays ]
429
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,166
[ Cellphone chimes ]
430
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:20,517
Dismiss.
431
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,476
Brian: My golf game's
gone to [bleep]
432
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,671
I've been anonymously sending
his family all my loose change,
433
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,654
but even that hasn't helped.
434
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,831
I could see Scot with one T's
life force draining from him.
435
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,746
The more he pleaded with me...
436
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,052
[ Clatter ]
437
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,357
...the more I hated him.
438
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,619
[ Indistinct shouting ]
439
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,317
I don't know what's wrong!
440
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,883
What's wrong?
441
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,886
I staked my reputation
on you and your bears,
442
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,236
and now, both are worthless.
443
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,803
Jude, I got his bear to talk.
444
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:49,242
Etan: You can move that 20% of
Judy's stock right over to my account.
445
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,200
He tricked you into
signing over your stock
446
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,811
so he could wrest control of
Sebben & Sebben from you.
447
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,204
How could you?!
448
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,859
How did you crack my bear?
449
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,774
What did they do to you,
baby boy?
450
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,776
You know the thing...
elbow grab,
451
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,256
shake it 'round, thumb up ass.
452
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,606
You overrode their
data-encryption settings!
453
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,173
This is your fault!
454
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,263
How about we all
take it down a notch?
455
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:14,005
And later, we will be revisiting
you stealing 20% of my stock.
456
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,138
It's really not
what it seems, Judy.
457
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,053
I really trusted you, you know?
458
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,534
You and me, changing the world.
459
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,666
Brian, you're lurking.
460
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,581
I know you invented
the Share Bear,
461
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,193
and on behalf of everyone
at Sebben & Sebben,
462
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,020
I'd just like to say...
463
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,718
jump.
464
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,328
[ Indistinct shouting ]
465
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,895
[ Shouting stops ]
466
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,288
[ Indistinct shouting resumes ]
467
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,116
I don't know about you people,
468
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,683
but I told my bear
some dark [bleep].
469
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:42,686
And what do Share Bears do?
470
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,298
They share... with the world!
471
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,647
Man: Yeah!
472
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,866
[ Clears throat ]
473
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,261
They'll leave the building, and
everyone will know our secrets.
474
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,656
[ Indistinct shouting ]
475
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,701
Brian:
Thanks, broom guy.
476
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,269
No bear shall pass
that threshold!
477
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:01,531
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
478
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,620
Uh, except him.
479
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,188
Hey, Dave, can you go get
your Goddamn bear?
480
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,537
I'm gonna be the bigger person,
481
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,192
and say this isn't
all your fault.
482
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,239
Another way of
putting that is...?
483
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,589
It's not your fault at all.
484
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,591
I was just trying
to protect you.
485
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,201
I don't need it, Mer.
486
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,335
I blew my shares, but at least
it was my decision.
487
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,640
You're right.
488
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,468
I know your name's
on the company.
489
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:29,342
And you know I support you
no matter what.
490
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,995
Toothpaste.
491
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,388
[ Electricity crackles ][ Clank ]
492
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:35,174
Why are we stuck togeth...
oh, magnetic pen.
493
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,176
You wear underwire bras, too?
[ Gasps ]
494
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,394
Have you been to Jeanette's?
495
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,353
Where the alphabet
starts at "D."
496
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,615
Ugh!
497
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,920
[ Electricity crackles ]
498
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,183
[ Share Bear laughs ]
499
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,663
Mer, get the Birdteam.
500
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:47,969
Aah!
501
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,492
It's not that bad.
502
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:50,972
Really.
503
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:58,414
[ Soft music plays ]
504
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,085
Hey, guys.
505
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,435
It's me, Meredith,
in y'all's head!
506
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,263
Bwee-yoop, mother[bleep].
507
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,570
Paul, you round them up,
and drive them towards Charlie.
508
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,702
Charlie, you trap them
in the front entrance.
509
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,835
Birdcat, guard the flank,
and make sure none of them
510
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,140
get out the side door.
511
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,446
Birdteam, go!
512
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,274
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
513
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,145
Come on, little ones.
514
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,800
Come to Daddy Bear.
515
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,586
[ Share Bears laughing ]
516
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,283
Neodymium, go!
517
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,067
Meredith: You don't have to
tell it to go.
518
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:46,027
I like saying "go."
519
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,289
[ Grunting ]
520
00:20:47,333 --> 00:21:01,912
♪
521
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,392
[ Crowd gasps ]
522
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,829
[ Crowd screaming ]
523
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,231
Rent! Yes!
524
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,711
[ Inhales deeply ]
525
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,453
Before I go, I'd like to propose
direct deposit.
526
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:21,976
Next!
527
00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:30,201
[ Soft music plays ]
528
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,421
Huh.
I thought I said "coffee."
529
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,771
Coffee. [ Sighs ]
530
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:37,121
I see, coffee.
[ Chuckles ]
531
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,732
[ Basket contents rattling ]
532
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,561
Who sent the congrats gift?
533
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:45,565
Etan:
"Dearest Judy, you're the only one who ever believed in me...
534
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:48,611
so much that you risked
20% of your company.
535
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,310
I bought your stock just to
give it back to you.
536
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:54,095
Friends forever, Etan."
537
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,358
Um, gulp.
538
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:59,448
[ Monitoring beeping ]
539
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:02,364
I'm coming for you.
540
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:06,542
I'm coming for you, Judy-y!
541
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,172
[ Rapping ] Who is the girl that
saves the world?
542
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,980
Hey! Birdgirl!
543
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,417
Wings of fire,
you need that girl.
544
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,288
Hey! Birdgirl!
545
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,768
Who's the one they came to see?
546
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,683
Hey! Birdgirl!
547
00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:18,206
Oh, this is so unique.
548
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,730
Hey! Birdgirl!
549
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:23,516
Birdgirl! Hey!
550
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,213
[ Imitating fanfare ]
551
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:32,873
Announcer:
Made in Georgia.
552
00:22:32,923 --> 00:22:37,473
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