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RADIO JOCKEY:
Yes, sir, it's Cayman Kelly
stretching and yawning,
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and wishing you a good morning!
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Right now, it's about
55 degrees and cloudy,
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and I want everybody
to have a blessed day
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and do what you can to love yourself
and love one another.
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Peace, Chicago. Let's do this!
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(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
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CALVIN:
Dear Chicago,
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the world knows you as
the birthplace of the skyscraper,
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deep dish pizza,
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Don Cornelius,
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Kanye West,
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and the home of the Cubs, Bulls,
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and undisputed queen
of daytime television,
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Oprah.
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And of course, yours truly.
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But to me, you're much more than that.
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You're the place that raised me,
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the place I call home.
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And I'll never forget what you gave me.
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My first kiss,
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with mean-ass Shonda Wilkins.
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- (BELL RINGING)
- (BOYS CLAMORING)
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My first fight...
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And first ass-whooping
from Boobie Monroe.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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And of course, my first love,
my wife, Jennifer,
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who gave me the greatest gift
a man could ever ask for...
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My son, Jalen Palmer.
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(PANTING)
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(SCOFFING)
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CALVIN AND RASHAD:
Yeah.
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You know how we do.
South Side Chicago, baby!
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South Side, baby.
Yes, sir, 79th Street all day.
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- Yes, sir.
- It don't stop.
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TERRI:
I just wanna say thank you.
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CALVIN:
For what?
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For introducing me to Rashad.
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Ah, y'all gonna be divorced in a minute.
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- Oh.
- (LAUGHS)
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No, I'm just playing with you.
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CALVIN:
Not to mention,
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lifelong friendship
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and family.
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- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
- And the birth of a new era.
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CROWD: (CHANTING)
Yes, we can! Yes, we can!
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CALVIN:
So I hope you know
it's out of love that I say this.
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But recently,
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things ain't been the same
between me and you.
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- (GUNSHOTS)
- (SIREN WAILING)
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Lately, you've been out of control.
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REPORTER:
At least 24 people
were shot and injured.
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Police believe most shootings
were gang-related.
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CALVIN:
And I'm not the only one
that feels this way, Chicago.
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We've just gone to a new low.
When you now...
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There used to be a day
when there was a code.
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You didn't kill children.
You didn't kill mothers.
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You didn't kill grandmothers.
There is no boundary.
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Children are dying in the street.
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(VOICE BREAKING)
We have to stop the violence.
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CALVIN:
The streets are talking.
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They're tired.
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- They're angry.
- (EXHALES)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
WBBM news time, 6:32.
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FEMALE NEWS READER:
Violence on Chicago's streets
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took no holiday for the long weekend.
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Police say at least
eight people were killed,
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at least 20 others wounded
in shootings since Thursday.
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That's an increase over
last year's holiday weekend
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that saw five killed and 14 wounded.
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EDDIE: Oh, Lord.
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Hey, Eddie. What's up, man?
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Calvin, I messed up this time, man.
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I'm telling you. I did something wrong.
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What?
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There's a bunch of them Gangster Disciples
down there on the corner,
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with their pants hanging
all around their ankles.
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And I told them how they was a bunch
of conjugal visits gone bad.
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And they're coming down here.
They're coming after me, Calvin.
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- I need the strap!
- Strap?
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I need the heat! Where's the heater?
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Ain't no heat in here, man.
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(STUTTERS) The gun! The gat!
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There ain't no gun in this shop.
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So we ain't got no gun?
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They're about to come in here with AKs
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and 47s and Desert Eagles,
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and we got nothing but witch hazel!
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Eddie. Are you serious?
Because I don't see nobody.
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- Here they come!
- (EXCLAIMS)
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- Where?
- Come on!
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Come on, Calvin! Come on!
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- CALVIN: Shit!
- Oh, man.
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- Shit, man.
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
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(WHISPERING)
What are we gonna do?
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(PANTING)
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You know what, I talked my way into this,
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maybe I can talk my way out of it.
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Man, we can go out the back.
Let's just go out the back!
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I can't run, Calvin. I'm old.
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- Let's go.
- I'm just gonna talk to them.
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They're young boys,
and I'm gonna talk to them.
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Listen, you're not going out there!
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Let me get something. Just wait.
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Calvin! Don't.
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There we go.
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EDDIE:
Let's be reasonable.
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Everybody just calm down.
Let me just talk to you.
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- Everybody stay cool-headed.
- Shit.
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- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- EDDIE:
Just give me one of--
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Leave that man alone! Black lives matter!
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He's old and decrepit!
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Pedro,
Feliz Navidad.
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Eddie.
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You want some?
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- Man.
- I got you. (CHUCKLES)
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I'm tired of this, Eddie.
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- (LAUGHS)
- (MOCKING)
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(CLATTERS)
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That sandwich was hand-crafted.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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EDDIE:
And you should have heard!
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"Black lives matter!"
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"Eddie, don't go out there,
they're gonna kill ya!"
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He was quivering like
Terrence Howard at the Oscars.
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See, Eddie, that's your problem.
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You play too damn much, man.
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One day, somebody gonna be
chasing your ass for real.
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You know what I'mma do?
I'mma let them catch you.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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You know the rules, baby boy.
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If you like it, you pay.
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If you don't like it,
your ass pay anyway.
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Nice. Nice.
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Well, Isaac,
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it's good running into you again.
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Man, she know
she ain't never ran a day in her life.
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(SNICKERS)
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You gonna call me, right?
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- Oh, uh-huh.
- (GIGGLES)
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You crazy.
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All right. Ow.
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Yes!
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All right, Soror.
Girl, I'll talk to you later.
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BREE: Bye.
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WOMAN 1: You know you my girl and--
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ISAAC:
All right, baby girl.
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- See you around.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Damn!
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What happened to the barbershop, Calvin?
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I used to come here
to get away from women.
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Especially the ones I'll never ever
wanna see again as long as I live.
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You know you love the ladies,
especially the sisters.
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Yeah, it's true, I like the sisters. I do.
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Just not that one.
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But homegirl in a catsuit,
though, she could get it.
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What's good, ma?
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Not you, pa.
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(SCOFFS) What them
pockets do, little daddy?
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You can come over here
and frisk me if you like.
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- (EXCLAIMS)
- (WOMEN CHUCKLE)
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Now, I'm gonna keep it
real here for a second.
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This was a male sanctuary.
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This is the original man cave.
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And now, it's just a club,
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with the lights on, and no drinks.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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Yo, Isaac. It is what it is, man.
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The recession ain't never
left the South Side.
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Joining forces saved us both.
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- Well, change is good.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Everyone be well. Good seeing y'all.
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- I'll see you around again soon.
- Later.
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Bye.
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Peace. Good luck with everything.
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Send me some pictures.
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Guychat. Guybarber. Snapchat.
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Hit me up anytime you want.
I'mma see you later.
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He swear he cute.
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A'ight, don't get nothing on you now.
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EDDIE:
Look at him. He gonna chase her.
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Watch him. Watch him go.
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ISAAC: Hey, Aisha!
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- (ALL LAUGHING)
- I told you!
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Y'all see that one?
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He like them big like that.
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Eddie, not cool.
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Go on back to your seat,
Poetic Injustice.
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(MEN LAUGHING)
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- What up?
- What up, pimpin'?
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What up, G-ball?
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EDDIE:
What's hangin', Rashad?
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What up, J, Bree, Angie?
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- Hey, Rashad.
- Morning, Rashad.
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- CALVIN: Hey, yo, boy.
- Cal, what up?
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- What's up with you, man?
- You good?
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- Good, I'm good.
- A'ight.
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ANGIE:
Seriously.
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Your girl does need to be careful
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wearing all of that
red and gold down 79th.
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Yeah, man. The Vice Lords don't play that.
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You can't just wear their colors
and walk down the street unchecked.
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Man, the streets is crazy right now.
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I damn near got robbed the other day.
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I did get robbed the other day.
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What? Man, I got robbed twice
on the same day on the same block.
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That ain't shit.
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Last week, I got robbed twice
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and got my ass beat by the second robber
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for giving all my money to the first.
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She wasn't playing.
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I've been living on
the South Side since '52.
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I've been robbed,
been shot, been stabbed.
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Hell, been stoned, been groped,
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and almost lynched twice.
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Nobody tried to lynch your musty ass.
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The only reason I'm still here
is because the first time,
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they didn't know how to tie the knot.
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So I just slipped right out.
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And second time,
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the tree was too short.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hey, Calvin, I finished reorganizing
that supply closet.
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You want me to sweep before I go?
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- No, man.
- You sure?
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No. No, go on ahead to school.
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- You sure, man?
- Yeah, man, positive.
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- Here you go.
- Man, I appreciate that for sure.
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I appreciate it, too.
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- I'm gonna see you again next week.
- Okay.
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- Take care, Angie.
- CALVIN:
You be careful out there.
233
00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,498
- Bye, Anthony.
- All right, y'all.
234
00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,670
- All right, man. Thanks!
- All right, Chris Beige.
235
00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:25,875
Now, don't get robbed.
236
00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,048
(SCOFFS) Oh, you a trip.
237
00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,456
EDDIE:
Rashad, your son's here!
238
00:08:28,593 --> 00:08:30,033
Hey, what up, everybody? Hey, Angie.
239
00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:31,486
EDDIE:
There you go, double trouble.
240
00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:32,832
- JALEN: What's up, Eddie?
- Good.
241
00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,450
Hey, what's up, Dad? How's everything?
242
00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:37,439
Pretty good.
Shouldn't you two be at school by now?
243
00:08:37,602 --> 00:08:38,852
Yeah, we on our way.
244
00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:40,860
I just stopped by because
I need to borrow $20.
245
00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:42,022
(SCOFFS)
246
00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,231
Dad, come on, I need it.
247
00:08:43,441 --> 00:08:44,441
Angie, you got 20 bucks?
248
00:08:44,609 --> 00:08:45,609
Oh, yeah, I got 20.
249
00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:49,066
- Yo, Rashad, you got a dub on you?
- Yes, sir. What up, son?
250
00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,028
Does everybody in here that's working...
251
00:08:51,199 --> 00:08:52,279
KENNY: What up, Dad?
252
00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,930
...got at least $20
in their pocket or purse?
253
00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,041
- EMPLOYEES: Yeah, I do.
- Indeed, I do.
254
00:08:56,204 --> 00:08:58,754
Uh, I had $20, but I got robbed.
255
00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:01,476
That was serious, I ain't make that up.
256
00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,670
That bitch was swole.
257
00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:05,253
Not now, Dante. Not now.
258
00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:07,802
Do you know what all these
people got in common?
259
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,045
They old?
260
00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,297
- EDDIE: Hold on now.
- Hey!
261
00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:12,469
Hey, Dad!
262
00:09:12,637 --> 00:09:14,777
You know, you ain't too grown
to get your butt whooped.
263
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,765
Cal, you want me to take
care of this for you?
264
00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:18,643
- No, I got this.
- Okay.
265
00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:19,809
Relax, Adrian Peterson.
266
00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,647
It's 2016, not 1816.
267
00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:25,022
You can't pull kids pants down and spank
their bottoms until it turns red.
268
00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:26,611
It's illegal and a little creepy.
269
00:09:26,776 --> 00:09:28,746
Ain't nobody talking
about that Catholic school you went to.
270
00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:30,488
- Do I look like Father Flanagan?
- (SNAPS)
271
00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,408
When I was growing up,
ass whippings were like meals,
272
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,744
- and I was well-fed.
- DRAYA:
Hey, Kenny.
273
00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:38,160
So, can we maybe get back to the $20?
274
00:09:38,329 --> 00:09:39,809
Whatever happened to you coming around
275
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,830
after school every now and then
and helping out?
276
00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:44,599
(CLICKS TONGUE) Dad, come on. You know
I'm busy with homework and basketball.
277
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,837
We've been busy with work.
278
00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:47,804
It's a simple equation, son.
279
00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:50,835
You don't work, you don't get paid. Okay?
280
00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,728
This ain't
The Oprah Show.
You don't just show up and get free gifts.
281
00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,683
A'ight.
282
00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,158
And I better not find out that
you're late to that school.
283
00:09:58,182 --> 00:09:59,682
(SIGHS) Told you, man.
284
00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:00,850
Hey, Kenny.
285
00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:03,061
I seen that.
286
00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,362
- Put it back.
- MAN:
Wow.
287
00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:05,522
CALVIN:
I saw you, Kenny.
288
00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:08,440
Those candy bars
are a dollar apiece, if you want one.
289
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:09,649
I'm not playing.
290
00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:13,279
If not, I'mma assume you took 50
and I'm taking it out your pop's paycheck.
291
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,947
And he don't make that much.
292
00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,829
Not to put your business out there,
but Terri does make more.
293
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,035
(WHISTLES)
294
00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:20,373
Put it back.
295
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:21,746
RAJA:
Busted!
296
00:10:22,373 --> 00:10:24,173
- (SCOFFS)
- Everybody, check your wallets.
297
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:26,376
JERROD:
He got sticky fingers.
298
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,508
- Y'all have a blessed day.
- Shut up!
299
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:30,842
CALVIN:
"Have a blessed day"?
300
00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:32,677
He said, "Have a blessed day."
301
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,259
I mean, why your dad's
gotta be so stingy?
302
00:10:36,429 --> 00:10:39,059
Thinking he teaching lessons
and dropping knowledge.
303
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,060
That shit is annoying.
304
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,475
For real, bro.
305
00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:43,935
Him and your dad,
306
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,273
always talkin' out
the sides of their face.
307
00:10:46,564 --> 00:10:48,904
Talking about how they repping 79th,
308
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,186
all that nonsense,
South Side, all that stupid shit.
309
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,400
Stupid shit.
310
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:54,699
(TIRES SCREECHING)
311
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,616
What's up, G?
312
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,578
What size is them Jordans?
313
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,247
They my size. That's what size they are.
314
00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:04,834
You think you got heart, huh?
315
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,346
Well, guess what, little nigga.
Hearts ain't bulletproof.
316
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:08,806
Hey, why don't y'all just keep moving?
317
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,226
Y'all out of your neighborhood anyway.
318
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,454
Nigga, what you talking about?
319
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:13,480
Y'all know our crew
run this whole neighborhood.
320
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,797
We run this whole shit.
321
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,797
Hey, yo, shorty, run them kicks.
322
00:11:17,762 --> 00:11:19,722
Man, y'all niggas ain't shit.
323
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,388
Yeah, I said it.
324
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,847
Nigga, this our block. You know that.
325
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,896
Unless you really wanna do it.
326
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,265
(GUNS COCKING)
327
00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:35,153
We out.
328
00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:37,275
BOY 1: All right.
329
00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:38,488
YUMMY:
Yeah, I thought so.
330
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,120
Yeah, keep it pushing.
331
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,460
Get out of here, man.
332
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,245
Bitch-ass nigga.
333
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,337
Yo, thanks, Yummy.
334
00:11:51,504 --> 00:11:52,554
Ain't nothing.
335
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,415
What's up, J?
336
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,050
Heard you balled out this season.
337
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,677
Hey, you know, trying to do my thing.
338
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:01,606
Man, Coach already talking about
bumpin' him up to varsity next year.
339
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,810
Word? That's good, man.
Keep putting in work.
340
00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:05,698
You know, that's how you
get to the big leagues,
341
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,136
like D-Rose and D-Wade.
342
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,033
Y'all need anything though?
Y'all straight?
343
00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:11,356
We cool.
344
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,015
I got somethin' for y'all, man.
345
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,201
I know how it be, being a little homie.
You know?
346
00:12:16,362 --> 00:12:18,242
I know y'all cool, be cooler.
347
00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:19,816
Ben Frank style.
348
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,160
Gotta keep the little homies fresh,
you feel me?
349
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:23,696
Yo, thanks, Yummy.
350
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,699
Y'all gonna be family soon anyway, right?
351
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,543
- Fo' sho?
- Yeah.
352
00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:29,627
There's a lot more where that came from.
353
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,752
- So get used to it.
- All right, Yummy.
354
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,052
- I'll holler at you, J.
- All right.
355
00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:36,471
Yo!
356
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,439
WOMAN: Girl, keep the change.
357
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,177
- DRAYA: You like it?
- Mmm-hmm.
358
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:43,762
Damn, I see you
getting that chop over there, girl.
359
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:44,931
Yes, I am.
360
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,539
How much you charge for them weaves?
361
00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:49,564
Well, it depends.
'Cause if you wanna be basic-ass
362
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,728
No, No, No Destiny's Child Beyoncé,
363
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:53,728
that's gonna cost you, like, $200.
364
00:12:53,983 --> 00:12:55,943
If you wanna be like,
you know,
Cater 2 U Beyoncé,
365
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,396
that's gonna cost you, like, $600.
366
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:01,026
And if you wanna be
Beyoncé featuring Jay Z...
367
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,658
- Boom, boom.
- Mmm.
368
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,539
That's gonna cost you, like, a stack.
369
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:08,584
I can't believe y'all
spend all that money on weaves anyway.
370
00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,685
Next thing you know, you gonna be just
371
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,789
high-jacking and robbing
Puerto Ricans for their hair.
372
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,524
Eddie, the only hair
getting stolen around here is Indian hair.
373
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,052
It's lush, it's beautiful,
374
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,585
and it's infused with coconut oil
right out the womb, okay?
375
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,176
That's why all y'all want it.
376
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,394
Man, I can't believe
y'all put all that money on your heads,
377
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,676
and then don't be having
no money for your rent.
378
00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:30,102
Excuse you, this is how I pay my rent.
379
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,649
Exactly.
380
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,022
'Cause with this hair and this booty,
381
00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,030
it's like walking around
with a black AmEx.
382
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,073
- (MARQUITA CHUCKLES)
- And I never get denied.
383
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:39,697
I bet you don't.
384
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,912
Y'all in here complaining
about our weaves,
385
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,554
but y'all negroes know good and well
386
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,907
that you'd drop-kick Lupita
to get to Kim Kardashian.
387
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,751
- Even the non-negroes.
- Mmm-hmm.
388
00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:50,463
Oh, especially the non...
389
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,254
(SOFTLY) Can I say negroes?
390
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:55,001
Carefully, very carefully.
391
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,339
Say it slow so we can
hear all the syllables.
392
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,588
Mmm-hmm.
393
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,197
Just be remorseful when you say it.
394
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,087
Cool. Negroes.
395
00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:05,262
As the only non-negro
in the room, I'd like to say,
396
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:08,179
Lupita's got a Dark Caesar,
and it's one of my most requested cuts.
397
00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:09,389
DANTE:
Lupita?
398
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,388
Man, don't nobody want
no bald head chick in real life.
399
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,611
Even Kanye got rid of Amber
for Kim's sexy ass.
400
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:19,403
Every day, y'all in here complaining
about fake weaves and fake asses,
401
00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:22,318
but all the girls that
you like on Instagram have exactly that.
402
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:24,488
Fake weaves and fake asses.
403
00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:26,277
- No offense, Draya.
- None taken, girl.
404
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,910
We winning and y'all ain't.
405
00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:30,397
I mean, but that's what dudes want,
they want that fantasy.
406
00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:33,456
Yeah, a fantasy that you still expect us
real women to live up to.
407
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,524
What? Men are visual, all right?
What's the problem?
408
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:36,543
Oh, and women aren't?
409
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,960
I mean, you don't think we want some nice,
thick, sexy lips to suck on,
410
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,470
and some nice big broad shoulders,
411
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:46,303
and a dick print that
you can see from here to the Sears Tower?
412
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,880
- Preach.
- (WOMEN EXCLAIMING)
413
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:49,556
Mmm.
414
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:52,477
CALVIN:
Hey, hey, hey! Hey! The language!
415
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,566
Watch your mouth in here.
Angie, get your girl.
416
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,313
Oh. Sorry, Mr. Cal.
417
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,732
You know what the
whole problem with your generation is?
418
00:14:59,984 --> 00:15:02,704
You don't know how to do nothing,
need to learn a skill.
419
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:03,945
Learn how to mop a floor.
420
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:06,158
You know what I'm saying? Iron.
421
00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:09,487
Your phone die,
you wouldn't know how to spell a sentence.
422
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,660
(MEN LAUGHING)
423
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,289
- Smart phone, dumb girls!
- (LAUGHS)
424
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:16,247
Learn how to cook a decent meal,
for goodness' sake.
425
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,752
Look, some of them
don't even know how to microwave.
426
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,799
Had a girl come over
to my house last week,
427
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,013
went into my kitchen,
thought mine was a safe.
428
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,465
(MEN LAUGHING)
429
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,012
I bet that shit was empty.
430
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,510
(EXCLAIMS) Ooh.
431
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,465
And I can't believe you, Eddie.
432
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,138
I can't believe that you
expect your visual fantasy
433
00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:36,018
to actually mop and iron
for your old ass?
434
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:39,516
You come over to my house,
you better know how to clean and iron.
435
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,690
Only thing gonna be
wrinkling around my house
436
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:44,949
is my forehead when I say,
"Bitch, what?"
437
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,775
(MEN LAUGHING)
438
00:15:47,156 --> 00:15:48,446
You need manners.
439
00:15:49,158 --> 00:15:50,438
EDDIE:
Yeah, Angie.
BREE:
Please!
440
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:55,116
It doesn't matter how much a woman tries
to live up to your fantasies.
441
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:59,714
Doesn't matter if a woman tries to wash
your crusty-ass drawers every night.
442
00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:02,877
Doesn't matter if she
fixes him a special batch of vegan chili,
443
00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:05,667
even though chili
is supposed to have meat in it!
444
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,391
Everybody knows that chili has meat in it!
445
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,032
That's what it is, it doesn't matter,
446
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,529
because he's still gonna
wake up one morning
447
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:13,555
and leave your ass
for some chick on Instagram!
448
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,353
Who had sex with you
and didn't appreciate it?
449
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,938
Vegan chili is delicious.
450
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,687
Trust me on this, ladies.
451
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:23,897
The only man that you can
trust is the one up above.
452
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:24,992
CALVIN:
Come on, Bree.
453
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,874
That dude, Ronnie,
he was just a bad apple.
454
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,912
DRAYA:
If you and your man
had something real,
455
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,911
it wouldn't have mattered
how bad the Instagram ho was.
456
00:16:32,076 --> 00:16:34,036
She wouldn't have
been able to come between y'all.
457
00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,248
Not even for Jamaicanthickthighs24?
458
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,003
- (MAN EXCLAIMING)
- Jerrod.
459
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,848
Ass so fat you can see it from the front.
460
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,288
- Let me see.
- Send me that.
461
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:43,941
- Yeah, right there.
- Oh, there is a God.
462
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,762
- Smell that.
- It's not scratch-and-sniff.
463
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,303
JERROD:
Ass cheeks so separated...
464
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,629
You know what, ladies?
465
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,724
For years it has been a war,
466
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,428
with the good girls and the hoes,
467
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,426
and the hoes have officially won.
468
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,805
- Go, hoes!
- (CHUCKLES)
469
00:16:57,101 --> 00:16:58,891
Love me some hoes.
I can't live without hoes.
470
00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:00,103
I gotta have them.
471
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,939
(SING-SONG) Hoes know what to do
and when to do it!
472
00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:05,608
CALVIN:
Wait. Wait. Hold up!
473
00:17:05,818 --> 00:17:08,988
You girls keep complaining
about the chauvinistic talk in the shop,
474
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,284
but y'all do the same thing in reverse.
475
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,743
Each one of y'all want a super thug
476
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,621
that can hold his own
on the yard at the Cook County jail,
477
00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,707
that's got three degrees from
Harvard and making six figures.
478
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,873
You know it.
479
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,501
Meanwhile, you pass up
corny dudes like Jerrod every day.
480
00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:25,251
DANTE:
Mmm. Exactly.
481
00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:29,221
Don't no woman want no moist
Duncan Hines-ass dude like Jerrod.
482
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:32,053
- No.
- Jerrod's like boiled okra.
483
00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:33,891
He's just green, stringy,
484
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,434
just completely unappetizing
to the human palate.
485
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,810
- (CHUCKLES)
- JERROD:
Wow.
486
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,575
Such kind words, you guys.
I really appreciate it.
487
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,691
Uh. A couple things.
488
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:43,313
First of all, I'm standing right here.
I can hear you.
489
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,690
- And second of all--
- (GASPS)
490
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:45,938
Baller alert!
491
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,960
No, he did not just pull up
in a Maserati, girl!
492
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,985
WOMAN:
Is that L. Rock from the Bears?
Oh, my God.
493
00:17:50,154 --> 00:17:52,534
DRAYA:
He just got a $47 million contract.
494
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,778
Thirty-five guaranteed
and four with incentives.
495
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,758
Craig came by here 20 minutes ago
looking for you.
496
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,108
Okay, thanks, Cal. I'll text him.
497
00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:02,165
Hey, babe.
498
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,232
I need you to pick up Maya
from school today, too.
499
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,941
I just squeezed in another
last-minute appointment and I can't do it.
500
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:07,962
Yeah, I see.
501
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:09,514
Come on, babe, please.
502
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,303
I got an appointment, too.
503
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,218
- Can't Kenny do it?
- I asked Kenny.
504
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,225
He said he was too busy,
which is really funny,
505
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,324
because I don't know
what a 15-year-old could be busy doing
506
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,347
other than drinking up all my goddamn
apple juice and dirtying up the house.
507
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,267
Oh, that's easy, they masturbate a lot.
508
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:23,603
What? They do.
509
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,364
I mean, I was 15.
510
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,822
I was 15 this morning. Am I right, Raja?
511
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,105
Don't touch me with that hand.
Don't touch me in general.
512
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,908
Come here, let me get your beard.
513
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:34,697
That's all? Whoa. Really?
514
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,865
So you playing celebrity barber
and I'm Mr. Mom now?
515
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,715
You're the one who said you wanted to
spend more time with Maya and Kenny,
516
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:42,136
- so what's the problem?
- Some time.
517
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,834
Half your clients was mine to start.
518
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,239
TERRI:
Oh, you complaining now?
519
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,225
When Kenny's mom asked if he can spend
the remainder of high school with us,
520
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,253
I was cool with it.
521
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,521
But since he's been with us,
he's done nothing to help out.
522
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:52,548
Yeah, come on.
523
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:53,936
It's like we have
two toddlers in the house.
524
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,967
- It's a new situation.
- It's not a new situation.
525
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:57,863
It's been a year!
You're being too soft on him!
526
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,028
You know how long he was with his mother.
527
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,866
TERRI:
I understand that.
CALVIN:
All right, y'all.
528
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,971
- (BOTH CONTINUE ARGUING)
- Yo, Terri and Rashad! Yo!
529
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,037
Do y'all need a minute?
Because we'll all leave.
530
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,772
You know what? I'm gonna leave.
531
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:09,109
It's like
Love & Hip Hop reunion in here.
532
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,364
Momma Dee and Lil Scrappy.
533
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:12,396
Terri, girl, I couldn't help but overhear.
534
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,449
I mean, girl, everybody could hear.
535
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,873
But I wanted to tell you,
and I told Rashad,
536
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:20,287
I could pick up Maya, like,
whenever you need me to.
537
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,251
So let me know if I can help out, girl.
538
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,786
In any... In any way.
539
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,387
TERRI:
I don't need nothing
but for you to back up a few feet.
540
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,747
This is a private discussion
between me and my husband.
541
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,270
I mean, I didn't realize
it was so private
542
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,096
'cause, like I said,
everybody can hear y'all.
543
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,178
But y'all been a little bit overwhelmed,
544
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,432
and let me release some of that stress.
545
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:39,679
(GASPS)
546
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,270
Why don't you help yourself
back to your station, Draya?
547
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,892
Look, Terri. I got you.
I got you, baby. Come here.
548
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,310
My bad, girl.
549
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,118
Don't even get riled up like that, Terri.
550
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,748
- It's all good.
- TERRI: Stay in your lane.
551
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,943
Come on. Baby, come here, I got you.
552
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,240
I'll go get Maya,
you do what you gotta do.
553
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,643
I know we need the money, so...
554
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:56,914
Thank you.
555
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,831
Well, you know, when I get home later,
556
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:01,789
I'll make it up to you.
557
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,292
I'll do that thing you like.
558
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:04,867
Yeah, okay.
559
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,003
Sure you gonna be burnt out by tonight.
560
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:11,209
It's all right, though. I'll wait for
the morning for that lazy side booty.
561
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,677
Terri, just out of curiosity,
what is that thing that you do?
562
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,203
Is it something that I can Google?
563
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,473
Yo, Calvin, what's the Wi-Fi password?
564
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,470
Let me get that Lupita.
565
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,555
Excellent choice.
566
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,631
BOY'S MOTHER:
You wanna act grown?
567
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,521
Well, now you got a grown-man haircut.
568
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,741
- Yeah, this gotta be some of my best work.
- BOY'S MOTHER:
Mmm-hmm.
569
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,907
- Your friends at school gonna love this.
- EDDIE: Oh!
570
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:44,657
That's the information
super highway right there.
571
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,158
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- Let's go.
572
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,251
So you learned your
lesson today, didn't you?
573
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,165
You look good, man!
Nothin' can stop you now.
574
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,841
Tell Weezy I said "hey!" (CHUCKLING)
575
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,262
Eddie...
576
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,722
Tell me that ain't child abuse.
577
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,842
I bet you he won't
be talking back to his mama no more.
578
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,513
(CHUCKLING) Gave him the George Jefferson.
579
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,143
(EDDIE LAUGHING)
580
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,100
ANGIE:
All right, looking good.
581
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,230
Hi. Who are you here to see?
582
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:09,884
Yeah, I'm here to see One-Stop.
583
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,438
(SIGHS) Take a number.
584
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,647
They all here to see One-Stop.
585
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,862
- Everybody?
- Yeah.
586
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,204
Right, right.
587
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,914
That's what I said.
588
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,204
Give me a minute, brother.
589
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,116
I need eight 32-inch TVs. No plasma, man.
590
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,925
Just LCDs, brother. You know what I mean?
591
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,750
I got the watches, I got the rings.
592
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:29,924
I'm doing tailoring,
593
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,482
I'm doing a little bit
of everything now, brother.
594
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,640
(CHUCKLES)
Right, right, right, right.
595
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:33,848
No, I just do the measurements.
596
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,957
I got a little Asian lady
who puts the suit together.
597
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,378
She sews. I don't sew.
598
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,717
(LAUGHS)
599
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:42,471
Calvin, you really just gonna
let this fool come slidin' up in here
600
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,258
- like he run the place?
- (EXHALES)
601
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,564
Eddie, worry about your section.
602
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,475
(STAMMERING)
603
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,887
- Pardon me.
- (CHUCKLES)
604
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,942
Look here, Truck Stop, One-Stop.
605
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,059
Come here, son. This the barber shop.
606
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:57,031
You gotta get people in and out.
That's what we do.
607
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,817
You got these musty negroes
sitting around here all day,
608
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,407
like it's an unemployment office.
609
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:04,571
Hey, Eddie, man, look. I pay booth rent
like everybody else does in here.
610
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,741
Besides,
611
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,409
barbers don't provide the full
menu of services that I do.
612
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,618
Off-market medicinal remedies,
613
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,619
alternative documentation,
614
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,751
little emotional service doggies
615
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,058
that lick your face
and make you feel good about yourself.
616
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,897
(MIMICS DOG LICKING)
And they tinkle all over your shirt.
617
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,552
They so happy to see you.
And it makes you feel good inside.
618
00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:23,717
I've been around a long time here, son.
619
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,885
And what all you do is sell fake ID,
620
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,305
nickel bags of weed,
and pit bull puppies.
621
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,794
Talking about a little puppy
gonna lick on somebody's face.
622
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,020
It sounds too freaky for me.
623
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,626
I don't want no puppy licking on me.
624
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,570
It's just not at all African-American.
625
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,532
Sounds very, very Caucasian.
626
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,319
Calvin, you really gonna
let him be up in the shop?
627
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:42,706
Like, I can't believe
he let you up in here.
628
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:43,738
(CHUCKLES)
629
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,324
Calvin, my man. You're my man, right?
630
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:49,288
Please tell this man, this ancient being,
631
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:50,753
this old fogey,
632
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:52,462
this dinosaur of some sorts.
633
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:53,622
Oh, keep them coming.
634
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,130
This negro-saurus of a man
walking around here giving us
635
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:58,883
the damn trailer to
Jurassic Park,
every time we walk up in here.
636
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,167
(STAMMERING)
637
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,900
Okay, that was a good one right there.
638
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:05,592
Please tell this
50 Shades of Grey-looking ass,
639
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,971
am I or am I not
640
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:10,428
a intricate part of this damn shop?
641
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,306
He got a point, Eddie.
642
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:14,016
(STUTTERING) He got...
643
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,937
- (STAMMERING)
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
644
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:18,147
(SIGHS)
645
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,525
You know what? That's it for me.
646
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:22,092
Hey. But this ain't no free clinic.
647
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:25,072
I understand. And I did stop doing
the VD screenings last week.
648
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,822
It's done, okay? It's over.
649
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:29,606
What can I do for you, brother?
650
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,326
Uh. I got a itch
651
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,745
down there.
652
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,116
It's a itch that burns.
653
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,669
Come over here. This is the last one.
654
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,557
This boy burning bad,
I smell it. Come on.
655
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,630
- Hey, everybody!
- WOMAN:
Hey, girl.
656
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:42,506
Rashad, I got your sheen spray for you.
657
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:43,756
RASHAD:
Appreciate that.
658
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:46,644
Angie, this conditioner
should last you for the next two weeks.
659
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,012
ANGIE:
Thank you, baby!
660
00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:49,945
Can you help me put
these away in the back?
661
00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:52,521
EDDIE:
Hey, who's winning
over here, now? What's goin' on?
662
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:54,353
(SIGHING)
663
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,351
By a show of hands, who got a itch?
664
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:57,845
Who got a burn?
665
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,151
Damn.
666
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:02,026
JENNIFER:
So, did you hear
Mr. Harris got shot?
667
00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:03,654
- What?
- Mmm-hmm.
668
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:07,112
Are you serious? Is he okay?
669
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,951
I mean, he got shot, so he's not great.
670
00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:12,118
But he's gonna make it.
671
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:13,367
Oh, no.
672
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,578
I was just in there last week
talking to his wife.
673
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:20,877
Man. She was so excited
they was getting a second location.
674
00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:22,837
Was she with him?
675
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,384
No, thank God.
676
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,898
You know, he was in there by himself
closing up for the night.
677
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:29,505
Wouldn't open up the register,
so they shot him.
678
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:32,308
I don't know what's
happening out there, Calvin.
679
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,312
These kids have lost their damn minds.
680
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,886
Meanwhile, we gotta
raise Jalen in this mess.
681
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,904
It's not cool.
682
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,614
We gotta revisit that conversation.
683
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,065
What conversation?
684
00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:47,446
About moving the shop.
685
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:51,411
You know, One-Stop found some cool
locations over there on the North Side.
686
00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:54,485
Does One-Stop even know what escrow means?
687
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,411
You'd be surprised what One-Stop know.
688
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,710
And have you discussed it with Angie?
689
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:02,245
You can't make a decision about the shop
without at least talking to her first.
690
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:05,270
I wanted to talk to you first because you
know what you're gonna tell me?
691
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:06,817
(HIGH-PITCHED)
"Why did you talk to her first?"
692
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,260
I do not sound like that.
693
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:12,888
I don't know, Calvin.
694
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,598
Uprooting the shop is a big decision.
695
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:17,981
You don't think I know that?
696
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,150
But what else we supposed to do?
697
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,152
Just sit here and wait
for somethin' to happen?
698
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,360
We gotta explore all of our options.
699
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,741
(SOFTLY) Yeah.
700
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:38,657
MAN 1:
I ain't got no money.
701
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:39,745
MAN 2:
Let me talk to you.
702
00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,043
WOMAN:
No, I'm good.
MAN 2:
Come on, baby.
703
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:43,349
Let's holler at you for a little bit.
704
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,516
WOMAN:
You hollerin' right now,
705
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:45,634
I can hear you. I'm good.
706
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:46,875
MAN 1:
Yo, who that?
707
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,297
Hey, what up, J.D.?
708
00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:49,465
Oh, hey!
709
00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:51,843
Hey, I got that tater salad for your mama!
710
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,330
- Come get it!
- MAN 1:
All right.
711
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,426
(GRUNTS)
712
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:56,138
What's going on, hungry black folks?
713
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,848
Huh? Who wants some
non-profit Gangsta Grub?
714
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:02,017
All right. Soul food to save fools' souls.
715
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:05,067
Every delicious piece of beef
helps keep a bullet off the street.
716
00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:07,212
I know that's right because
that "Who Smoked Your Okra"
717
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,654
was poppin' on fleek last time.
718
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:09,898
J.D.: There you go, Draya.
719
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,613
Did she just say "fleek"?
720
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,320
Don't... Don't just make up words.
721
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:15,780
There's a whole dictionary full of words.
722
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:17,491
There's a library down the street.
723
00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:20,002
Webster's Dictionary.
Go in there and flip through it.
724
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:22,293
You won't see "fleek" in there, nowhere.
725
00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:24,057
Draya, don't worry about that. I got some
726
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,984
"Don't Be So Mean" greens
in there for you today, too.
727
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,152
- You gonna love it.
- DRAYA: Thank you, boo-boo.
728
00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:31,130
They so good, they're gonna make
a Vice Lord give a GD a foot massage.
729
00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:33,217
DANTE:
Nigga!
730
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:34,836
(CHUCKLING) Oh!
731
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:37,972
You are like
the Al Sharpton of the fat back.
732
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,139
Okay. Okay.
733
00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:40,657
When are you gonna get
your own show on VH1?
734
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:42,194
Who knows, man? You know, right now,
735
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,122
I'm just happy
being a pillar of the community,
736
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,265
trying to do something good.
737
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:49,355
I mean, so, you want us to believe
that you cooked all that food yourself?
738
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:52,236
My kitchen workforce is
made up of ex-gangbangers,
739
00:26:52,404 --> 00:26:55,534
who, if they didn't have this job,
would be on the street bangin'.
740
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:57,020
And you donating all the profit?
741
00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,698
What's so hard to believe about that?
742
00:26:58,868 --> 00:26:59,868
(EXCLAIMING)
743
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,332
What is it, Eddie? What is it?
744
00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:05,138
Rashad, you might have
to shut your mouth.
745
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,246
This pie got me dancing a jig over here.
746
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:09,500
- DRAYA: Mmm-hmm.
- Don't be no sucker, Eddie.
747
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:10,671
Oh!
748
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:11,839
What's that, Rashad?
749
00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:14,047
I got the little peanut butter
and poverty sandwich.
750
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:17,049
Did Terri cut the edges off the bread
like she does for the baby, too?
751
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:18,430
(J.D. LAUGHING)
752
00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:21,182
Yo, J.D., man. This is on the up and up.
753
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:23,041
- I'm proud of you, bro.
- Oh, thanks, Calvin.
754
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:24,389
- But the name...
- What?
755
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,811
I'm a little concerned, man.
756
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,289
The name seems like
you're promoting something.
757
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:28,734
Man, I'm just promoting food.
758
00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:31,608
Remember the words
of Maya Angelou, man. "Words is power."
759
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:32,856
Maya Ange-who?
760
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,994
I know who you're talking about.
761
00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:38,076
That big booty bitch
we went to high school with,
762
00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:39,831
with the lopsided titties, I remember.
763
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:42,033
Calvin, come on, man.
You know I'm just joking, man.
764
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,870
You know I know who Maya Angelou is.
765
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,419
"Still I rise."
766
00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:47,252
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.
767
00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:50,297
Who is this on the cover?
It looks like Mike Tyson.
768
00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:56,271
ONE-STOP:
Gonna be a double-breasted suit.
769
00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:58,804
(GROANS) Can't win for losing.
770
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,505
(INDISTINCT)
771
00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:04,345
(LAUGHS) Well, there he goes!
Harold Washington, Junior.
772
00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:05,689
(LAUGHING)
773
00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:07,369
- What up, Jimmy?
- What's up, man?
774
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:08,955
- You're lookin' good.
- Good to see you.
775
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,250
You know, you're the only
one that comes in here
776
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:11,833
with a suit on that ain't goin' to court.
777
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,398
(ONE-STOP CLEARING THROAT)
778
00:28:13,985 --> 00:28:17,275
Everybody ain't tryin' to wear one of
them granny sofa suits you got.
779
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:18,737
- Guess who's back?
- Hey, Jimmy.
780
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:19,947
RASHAD: What up, bro?
781
00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:21,757
EDDIE:
What bring you around here?
782
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:24,245
I know you didn't come
all the way over here to the South Side
783
00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:25,412
just for a line up.
784
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:27,212
Yeah. Where's your camera crew, Jimmy?
785
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:28,854
Doing a little press opp
for the mayor's office?
786
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:31,435
What, a man can't check out his old
stomping grounds on his lunch break?
787
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:32,461
- Hell, nah.
- No.
788
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:34,299
- No.
- Hell, no.
789
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:35,966
All right, you got me.
790
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:39,112
I do want to talk to you all about this
council vote that's coming up next week.
791
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,135
What vote?
792
00:28:40,303 --> 00:28:41,423
The one about the enclosure.
793
00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:42,643
- Closure?
- What enclosure?
794
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:43,847
What kind of enclosure?
795
00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:45,675
The city plans to gate off 20 blocks,
796
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,830
with this shop essentially
right in the middle of it.
797
00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:49,712
See, the idea is that
if it can control traffic,
798
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,109
you know, one way in, one way out,
799
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:52,962
it'll help decrease violence
in the neighborhood.
800
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,282
So they're just gonna
build a jail around us?
801
00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:57,673
Do you know what cuttin' off these
streets is gonna do to traffic?
802
00:28:57,695 --> 00:28:59,315
You're right. It might increase traffic.
803
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:01,179
But it might also decrease
violence in the neighborhood,
804
00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:02,759
which would make
this shop more desirable.
805
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:03,794
That ain't gonna help us.
806
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:06,502
We'll just be a non-violent empty shop.
807
00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:10,173
Exactly. And half the businesses on
this block are barely above water.
808
00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,423
- Exactly.
- Look, y'all.
809
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:12,904
I know it's not the most ideal solution.
810
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:13,919
But you gotta acknowledge
811
00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:15,267
that at least we're trying
to do something.
812
00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:16,666
- No.
- Yeah. No.
813
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,840
Hell, no.
814
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,437
Look, y'all, I share the same concerns,
815
00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,857
but something's gotta be done out here.
816
00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:23,315
Do you know how many people get shot on
this block, every single week?
817
00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:24,386
Do you?
818
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:27,056
'Cause we out here
dodging bullets every day,
819
00:29:27,225 --> 00:29:29,105
while you downtown talkin'
about the South Side,
820
00:29:29,227 --> 00:29:32,897
look like some Middle Eastern,
war-torn country in your $1,000 suit.
821
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:35,818
You know damn well
them suits ain't $1,000, boyba.
822
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,939
Look, Rashad, we want the same thing, man.
823
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:40,781
But the council, they're all out of
ideas just like everybody else.
824
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,027
That's right. Put it on us.
825
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:43,809
That's what politicians do though.
826
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,180
You know, they don't do their job--
827
00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:46,351
All I'm doing is workin', brother.
828
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:47,559
RASHAD:
...but then they want us to do it.
829
00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:48,929
And then you say it's our fault, right?
830
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:50,555
Like, we the ones that don't wanna work.
831
00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:51,917
- Exactly.
- EDDIE:
I told you.
832
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:53,497
I mentioned this a long time ago.
833
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:57,383
Government ain't good for nothing
but giving you syphilis and flu shots.
834
00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:00,133
I'm almost sure that's how I got syphilis.
835
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,969
That is not how you got syphilis.
836
00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:05,846
- Her name was Josephine.
- (GASPS)
837
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:08,305
(STUTTERS) Would you stop
tellin' everybody's business!
838
00:30:08,558 --> 00:30:11,558
(LAUGHS) That's funny.
My mom's name is Josephine.
839
00:30:11,769 --> 00:30:12,769
Ah...
840
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,323
Wait. What...
841
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:16,523
(CLEARS THROAT)
842
00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:19,522
You know, maybe
that's part of the problem. I mean...
843
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:21,512
Maybe we need to
stop waiting for the government
844
00:30:21,529 --> 00:30:23,929
to step in and save us
and we need to start saving ourselves.
845
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,370
I mean, this is America.
846
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:27,583
Everybody has equal
opportunity to make it here.
847
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:28,754
- Really?
- (ALL SCOFFING)
848
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:29,912
- What?
- Okay.
849
00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:31,121
- Oh, man.
- WOMAN:
Oh...
850
00:30:31,289 --> 00:30:34,039
All right. Baba ghanoush
over here lost his damn mind.
851
00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:35,419
Eddie, that's bullshit.
852
00:30:35,585 --> 00:30:36,905
You wanna know why I'm sarcastic?
853
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,363
Because every time I open my mouth
854
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,259
to say something real,
you gotta make fun of me.
855
00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,991
Meanwhile, if I say you're
a watermelon-flavored fried chicken lover,
856
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,009
I'm a racist.
857
00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:45,302
CALVIN:
Hell, nah.
858
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:46,967
You'll get your ass beat.
859
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:48,602
Rashad, it was hypothetical.
860
00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,985
There's no such thing
as watermelon-flavored fried chicken.
861
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,437
Not yet, Raja.
862
00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:55,268
That would be stereotypically delicious.
863
00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:58,438
All I'm saying is, my parents
moved here from India with nothing.
864
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:00,323
They had no money, no friends.
865
00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:01,765
And their accents were so thick,
866
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,383
they couldn't even get bank accounts.
867
00:31:03,446 --> 00:31:04,586
And somehow they made it happen.
868
00:31:04,614 --> 00:31:06,784
Not to dismiss your argument here, Raja,
869
00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:08,830
because it is... It is riveting.
870
00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:11,793
However, there were
some "setbacks" that black people faced
871
00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:14,035
that really made things
stressful for a minute there.
872
00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:16,543
Slavery being at
the very top of that list.
873
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,629
Exactly. Your ancestors were immigrants.
874
00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:19,795
Ours were imports.
875
00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:21,403
- Big difference.
- RAJA:
Not really.
876
00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:23,344
How do you think
the West Indies happened, okay?
877
00:31:23,508 --> 00:31:25,888
They took Indians,
they took black people from Africa,
878
00:31:26,052 --> 00:31:27,242
they put 'em in the Caribbean,
879
00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:30,142
and 200 years later, Rihanna happened.
You're welcome.
880
00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:33,644
I don't like white people either. Okay?
881
00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:35,970
I'm just saying, maybe y'all
should stop making excuses
882
00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:37,304
and actually pick up the ball.
883
00:31:37,355 --> 00:31:38,475
- Whoa!
- "Pick up the ball"?
884
00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:40,133
- Basketball reference.
- That was racist, right there.
885
00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:41,149
"Pick up the ball"?
886
00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:42,317
WOMAN:
Oh, yes.
887
00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:44,735
It got real Fox News-y in here for me.
888
00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:47,742
(CHUCKLES) Well, yeah,
we do be shootin' some hoop.
889
00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:49,339
CALVIN:
What are you talkin' about, man?
890
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:51,167
You think it's
a level playing field out here?
891
00:31:51,327 --> 00:31:53,117
You think racism don't exist no more?
892
00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,828
The President of
the United States of America is black.
893
00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:58,499
The most powerful man
on the planet is black.
894
00:31:58,668 --> 00:31:59,668
Just one man.
895
00:31:59,836 --> 00:32:02,956
Meanwhile, only dude I have to look up to
is the guy from
Big Bang Theory.
896
00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:05,382
(LAUGHS) He funny. He make me laugh.
897
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,930
So what does that mean for the average
black dude walking down the street?
898
00:32:09,512 --> 00:32:10,742
Does our president's blackness,
899
00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:14,143
did it stop Trayvon Martin,
or Michael Brown,
900
00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:17,939
or Walter Scott, or Tamir Rice,
or Freddie Gray from being killed?
901
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:19,114
Hell nah.
902
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:23,991
A madman walked into a Charleston church
and killed nine innocent people.
903
00:32:24,819 --> 00:32:26,449
Did his blackness stop that?
904
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:30,993
Eric Garner got killed on tape
and it still didn't matter.
905
00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:34,203
So what are you saying, Raja?
906
00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:36,819
I'm not sayin' that stuff isn't messed up.
Because it is.
907
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:38,124
What I'm saying is,
908
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,168
there's never been a better time
909
00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:43,245
in this country
to be a black person than right now.
910
00:32:43,588 --> 00:32:44,878
Unless you Bill Cosby.
911
00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:46,168
- Uh...
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
912
00:32:46,257 --> 00:32:47,837
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
913
00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:49,933
I'm not doin' this school work.
914
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:52,526
If she thinks I'm really about
to do this homework tonight...
915
00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:54,265
She gave us six packets.
916
00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:55,641
(WHISPERING) Six packets.
917
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:58,018
Man, she must be insane.
918
00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:02,479
JALEN:
Yo, there go those dudes
from this morning.
919
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,748
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
920
00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:20,998
EDDIE:
I used to cut
Barack's hair back in the day.
921
00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:23,754
Hell, I'm the one who told
him to marry Michelle.
922
00:33:24,212 --> 00:33:25,812
WOMAN:
Oh!
EDDIE:
He liked some other little girl.
923
00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:26,878
He was gonna tell her--
924
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,008
Thelma Carter. With the big tongue.
925
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:31,464
Couldn't say his name.
She used to call him "Barath."
926
00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:32,894
(LAUGHTER)
927
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:36,267
Michelle, now, that's different.
She got them childbearing hips.
928
00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:37,849
And she can iron a shirt.
929
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,937
You see them arms right there? (GRUNTING)
930
00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:42,194
(ALL LAUGHING)
931
00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:44,158
You never touched
a hair on that man's head.
932
00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:45,979
- Not one.
- Are you serious?
933
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:47,780
Hold on. Okay. All right. Okay.
934
00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:50,465
Who do you think that is?
It's him before his hair turned gray.
935
00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:51,948
Oh, that could be anybody.
936
00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:53,865
Man, you can't tell who that is, man.
937
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,493
It's Barack right there.
You can tell by the ear.
938
00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,621
- (MEN LAUGHING)
- You cannot.
939
00:33:58,955 --> 00:34:00,285
(CHUCKLES) You can't see shit.
940
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:03,037
(LAUGHING) You're stupid.
941
00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:05,213
You know what? Forget y'all.
942
00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:06,518
- (CHUCKLES)
- Laugh all you want to.
943
00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:09,256
Y'all better just leave Barack alone.
He's one of ours.
944
00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:11,125
He used to be one of ours.
945
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:15,810
I mean, when was the last time you seen
Barack Obama do something for us?
946
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,142
And I'm not talkin'
about for the country.
947
00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:19,637
I'm talkin' about for us.
948
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,729
Eddie, even if you don't agree,
949
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,774
you still gotta honor
what she's sayin', though.
950
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,857
- Thank you, Rashad.
- (SCOFFS)
951
00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,565
- I can't take this anymore, man. I'm out.
- All right.
952
00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:30,381
- Thanks a lot, man.
- Thank you, man.
953
00:34:30,445 --> 00:34:32,315
And you need to read a newspaper.
954
00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:34,628
Obama makes sure you
get all that birth control that you need.
955
00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:35,907
- Excuse me?
- (LAUGHS)
956
00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:39,199
And the rest of y'all,
council vote next week. Don't forget.
957
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:42,460
CALVIN:
Look, I can't let y'all tear
the President down like that. All right.
958
00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:45,843
The man is in an impossible situation.
Know what I'm sayin'?
959
00:34:46,002 --> 00:34:47,202
- How are you?
- How you doin'?
960
00:34:47,295 --> 00:34:49,585
He's not just the president
of black America.
961
00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:52,007
He's the President of
the United States of America.
962
00:34:52,383 --> 00:34:55,053
And personally,
I think he's doin' a great job.
963
00:34:55,595 --> 00:34:59,015
You know what? The two of them just make
me believe in the sanctity of marriage.
964
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:01,805
(GROANS) I hate to be
the one to say this...
965
00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:03,286
- (CHUCKLES)
- (DANTE CLEARS THROAT)
966
00:35:03,311 --> 00:35:04,901
But Barack has definitely got bitches.
967
00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:06,522
- (GASPS)
- Oh, yeah, he does.
968
00:35:06,689 --> 00:35:08,039
- (ALL MURMURING)
- No, he has not.
969
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:11,065
Half these hoes weren't even registered
to vote before he ran for president.
970
00:35:11,194 --> 00:35:12,204
WOMAN:
Give me a break!
971
00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:16,321
Every vote... Ass. Ass, ass, ass.
That's what it is.
972
00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:19,236
Oh... You know what?
I hate to agree with Dante,
973
00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:21,330
'cause it's just a bad look.
974
00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:24,036
But every president has a side chick.
975
00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:25,579
It's constitutional.
976
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:29,380
You know, Thomas Jefferson
had a whole plantation of side chicks.
977
00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:31,876
I bet you Hillary's got a side chick.
978
00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,591
Probably thick, too.
979
00:35:34,509 --> 00:35:36,049
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (SHAVER WHIRRING)
980
00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:39,722
- What's up, Terri?
- TERRI: What up, Quis?
981
00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:40,931
(DOOR CLOSES)
982
00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:47,652
Looks like you're on
the wrong side of town, nigga.
983
00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:51,775
Boy, this whole city is mine.
These are my blocks.
984
00:35:52,068 --> 00:35:54,548
And I don't see nobody out there
strong enough to take it from me.
985
00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:55,570
Shit.
986
00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:56,780
So what are you sayin'?
987
00:35:56,948 --> 00:35:58,088
You tryin' to embarrass yourself
988
00:35:58,115 --> 00:35:59,375
- and get blood on the floor.
- Embarrass myself?
989
00:35:59,408 --> 00:36:00,548
No! Wait a minute! Wait, wait, wait.
990
00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:01,616
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on!
991
00:36:01,744 --> 00:36:02,784
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on!
992
00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:04,002
CALVIN:
Wait a minute!
993
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:05,583
Listen! Wait! Listen!
994
00:36:05,748 --> 00:36:07,078
Listen a minute! No! No! Look...
995
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,420
I'll blow your head off, man.
996
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:09,754
Look, not in here!
997
00:36:09,919 --> 00:36:12,019
Y'all wanna kill each other,
y'all take that shit outside!
998
00:36:12,046 --> 00:36:13,046
Well, let's go outside!
999
00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:14,336
Calvin, what he doing here?
1000
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:15,683
I booked him. I booked him.
1001
00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:17,902
He has a standing appointment
with me every other week.
1002
00:36:17,927 --> 00:36:19,397
It got messed up when he went to jail
1003
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:20,738
and I didn't know Quis
was gonna be here today.
1004
00:36:20,763 --> 00:36:21,763
I'm sorry, y'all.
1005
00:36:21,931 --> 00:36:23,171
- Stupid nigga!
- Jay! Jay! Jay!
1006
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,624
- That's what I'm doing here!
- Jay!
1007
00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:25,865
- Jay! Look at me.
- What you gonna do?
1008
00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:27,193
Look at me, Jay!
1009
00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,060
Come back in an hour.
1010
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,270
Come back in an hour.
1011
00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:31,523
CALVIN:
Please.
1012
00:36:31,691 --> 00:36:32,691
Please.
1013
00:36:32,984 --> 00:36:34,364
I'll take care of your bill.
1014
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:35,820
On me.
1015
00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:39,743
I'll pay for everything,
I'll pay for your hair, man.
1016
00:36:41,492 --> 00:36:42,952
That's cool, Calvin.
1017
00:36:44,954 --> 00:36:46,834
(PANTING) All right. Thank you!
1018
00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:48,458
- You know me, boy.
- Thank you, man!
1019
00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:49,634
You a stupid nigga.
1020
00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,102
CALVIN:
Come on, man.
JAY:
I'm telling you!
1021
00:36:51,127 --> 00:36:52,297
You know what it is.
1022
00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:53,901
CALVIN:
In an hour, man. In an hour.
1023
00:36:56,299 --> 00:36:57,589
(SOFTLY) I'm sorry.
1024
00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:00,331
- Thanks, Shad.
- It's all right.
1025
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:03,056
Big boy, I'm sorry about that, man.
Misunderstanding.
1026
00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:08,103
We usually have that schedule
worked out a little better.
1027
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:09,941
It's all good, Calvin.
1028
00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:12,898
(CALVIN SIGHS)
1029
00:37:13,107 --> 00:37:14,107
(DOOR CLOSES)
1030
00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:15,785
You know, I'm gonna have to
get that thing from you.
1031
00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:16,818
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1032
00:37:23,701 --> 00:37:24,951
The other one, too.
1033
00:37:25,828 --> 00:37:27,908
(GROANS) Oh man, I forgot about that one.
1034
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,706
Damn shame.
1035
00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:34,754
Can't even go to the barbershop no more
1036
00:37:34,921 --> 00:37:37,841
without some knucklehead
bringin' a gun in here.
1037
00:37:38,382 --> 00:37:40,722
Barbershop used to be a place of peace.
1038
00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:42,677
MARQUIS: It's for my protection.
1039
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:45,175
- From what? Some clippers?
- (EXHALES)
1040
00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:48,521
What the hell you
need to be bringing that in here for?
1041
00:37:48,893 --> 00:37:50,353
It's my constitutional right.
1042
00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:51,519
Nigga, spell it.
1043
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:52,687
(CHUCKLES)
1044
00:37:52,897 --> 00:37:54,977
(EDDIE LAUGHS) Constitutional right!
1045
00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:58,411
You need to worry about why ain't nobody
ever sitting in them chairs.
1046
00:37:58,527 --> 00:37:59,857
You probably shot them all.
1047
00:38:00,196 --> 00:38:01,776
- (EDDIE LAUGHS)
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
1048
00:38:02,573 --> 00:38:03,623
Yeah, this Calvin.
1049
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:05,584
It might be a better question for you.
1050
00:38:05,743 --> 00:38:07,163
- Crazy. Crazy.
- Is he okay?
1051
00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:08,620
Wait. Is he okay?
1052
00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,518
DANTE:
Man. Come on, man.
We all lived out here...
1053
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:11,579
No, I'll be on my way.
1054
00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:13,764
I'll be there.
Rashad, handle that for me.
1055
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:14,876
Yo, Cal, what's up?
1056
00:38:15,044 --> 00:38:16,254
I got you, no worries.
1057
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,590
No! Hell, no, man! He said Rashad.
1058
00:38:18,756 --> 00:38:19,936
No, I don't think he said Rashad.
1059
00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:20,966
- Yeah.
- What'd he say?
1060
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:22,473
Yeah. He said me, Eddie.
1061
00:38:22,635 --> 00:38:23,885
Specifically?
1062
00:38:24,053 --> 00:38:25,853
He called you by name?
1063
00:38:35,564 --> 00:38:38,574
Baby, are you okay? Did anybody hit you?
1064
00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:40,146
JALEN:
No, nothing happened.
1065
00:38:40,236 --> 00:38:41,836
I was just standing there
and a fight broke out.
1066
00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:43,012
Oh, don't worry. We're gonna get this
1067
00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:44,380
- all straightened out.
- Mom! I'm fine.
1068
00:38:44,407 --> 00:38:46,127
- Let me see your head.
- No, Mom, I'm okay.
1069
00:38:46,242 --> 00:38:48,412
My God. It's, like, red right here.
1070
00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:49,661
Goodness.
1071
00:38:50,246 --> 00:38:51,786
Let me see your face.
1072
00:38:56,919 --> 00:38:58,089
CALVIN:
So, what happened?
1073
00:38:58,421 --> 00:39:00,051
Well, frankly, Mr. Palmer,
1074
00:39:00,214 --> 00:39:03,294
we're concerned about the people that
Jalen's been hanging around with lately.
1075
00:39:03,426 --> 00:39:04,586
Are you talking about Kenny?
1076
00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:06,684
Why would you say that?
1077
00:39:06,929 --> 00:39:08,929
'Cause that's who
he's been hanging with every day.
1078
00:39:09,432 --> 00:39:11,642
You guys know I can't talk
about anybody else's kids.
1079
00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:13,019
But let me just say this.
1080
00:39:13,269 --> 00:39:15,859
Jalen has shifted
over these past few weeks.
1081
00:39:16,022 --> 00:39:17,152
His behavior is different.
1082
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,734
His teachers have noticed it.
1083
00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:20,441
His grades have started to slip.
1084
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:21,969
And the fight that happened today,
1085
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:24,949
he was involved in that fight,
which turned out to be gang-related.
1086
00:39:25,114 --> 00:39:27,764
What do you mean "involved"?
Are you trying to say Jalen's in a gang?
1087
00:39:27,783 --> 00:39:29,623
If he's not already in a gang,
1088
00:39:30,161 --> 00:39:32,251
he's strongly considering joining one.
1089
00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:34,536
No, no. I'm sorry, Jalen...
1090
00:39:34,707 --> 00:39:36,307
He knows better than that.
He wouldn't do that.
1091
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,293
I understand why you feel
that way, Mrs. Palmer,
1092
00:39:38,461 --> 00:39:41,461
but there's also a reality of what
we face in our communities.
1093
00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:43,920
So this year is absolutely
critical for him
1094
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:46,181
to build a foundation
to go off to college.
1095
00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:48,553
See? This is what
I've been talking about.
1096
00:39:48,763 --> 00:39:50,183
I mean, with Jalen's grades,
1097
00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:51,629
- his test scores...
- (SIGHING)
1098
00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:53,622
No way in the world
we can't get him a scholarship
1099
00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:55,942
at the private schools,
or remember Holy Cross
1100
00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:57,253
I was telling you, that Catholic School?
1101
00:39:57,271 --> 00:39:58,351
We have to talk about this.
1102
00:39:58,439 --> 00:39:59,439
I'll talk to their coach.
1103
00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:01,147
Mr. Palmer, now hold up.
1104
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,570
Hold up.
Now, that's not what I was suggesting.
1105
00:40:03,736 --> 00:40:06,406
We want Jalen to be here.
The school needs him here.
1106
00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:07,622
For what?
1107
00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:09,160
Seem like y'all losing him.
1108
00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:10,825
Mr. Palmer, I understand...
1109
00:40:10,993 --> 00:40:12,293
I'm supposed to sit here
1110
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:15,463
and we're going to sacrifice
our only son to this system?
1111
00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:17,984
There's gotta be something
we can do to work together on this.
1112
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,960
Seems like the problem
is bigger than you and me.
1113
00:40:21,837 --> 00:40:23,957
So, why are you pointing
the finger at Kenny?
1114
00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:27,761
No, look.
I've been skeptical about that kid.
1115
00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,027
The whole reason he's living with Rashad
1116
00:40:30,137 --> 00:40:32,347
is because he got expelled
from school for fighting.
1117
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:35,184
Probably some gang-related shit.
1118
00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,693
I ain't trying to have
Jalen get caught up,
1119
00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:39,733
following behind some
little wannabe thug.
1120
00:40:40,064 --> 00:40:42,694
So, you know, maybe we just
talk to him again
1121
00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:44,188
or we ground him or something.
1122
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,000
I don't know,
but don't you think sending him
1123
00:40:46,028 --> 00:40:47,818
to Holy Cross is a little bit extreme?
1124
00:40:47,988 --> 00:40:51,118
After what we just heard?
We gotta send him somewhere!
1125
00:40:51,784 --> 00:40:54,074
I'm not trying to get that call
in the middle of the night
1126
00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:56,211
saying my son is locked up or worse,
1127
00:40:56,372 --> 00:40:58,292
because we didn't act
when we had a chance.
1128
00:41:00,543 --> 00:41:02,173
Keep your elbow tucked.
1129
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:04,884
Catholic school?
1130
00:41:05,047 --> 00:41:07,127
I don't know anybody in Catholic school.
1131
00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:09,719
Good. Maybe it's time for you
to meet some Catholics.
1132
00:41:10,136 --> 00:41:13,596
And tomorrow, I'm gonna re-introduce you
to the concept of a belt.
1133
00:41:14,223 --> 00:41:16,393
Ain't nobody wants to see
your butt cheeks hanging out.
1134
00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:17,889
Nobody wears no belts.
1135
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,230
They're corny.
1136
00:41:19,395 --> 00:41:20,855
Yeah, well, so is getting shot.
1137
00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:24,035
When are you going to do something about
1138
00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:26,066
that abomination on your head
called locks?
1139
00:41:26,235 --> 00:41:27,565
I'm not cutting my locks.
1140
00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:29,606
You need to do something with them.
1141
00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:33,006
You're the son of a barber,
you can't be walking around here
1142
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:35,273
looking like that girl from
The Pirates of the Caribbean.
1143
00:41:35,828 --> 00:41:37,228
They're supposed to look like that.
1144
00:41:37,371 --> 00:41:38,581
No, they're not.
1145
00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:40,827
When you going to wash them things, man?
1146
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,590
Walking around smelling like
Flavor Flav's wave cap.
1147
00:41:43,961 --> 00:41:46,961
Why are you trying to take
everything I like away from me?
1148
00:41:51,427 --> 00:41:53,347
Because I love you, that's why.
1149
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:54,762
(SCOFFS)
1150
00:41:55,973 --> 00:41:57,743
So just because you take some
long dramatic pause
1151
00:41:57,766 --> 00:41:58,766
before you say something,
1152
00:41:58,934 --> 00:42:01,484
I'm supposed to just accept your words?
1153
00:42:02,605 --> 00:42:04,055
You're so smart, Jalen.
1154
00:42:05,608 --> 00:42:07,738
If you're that smart,
keep your elbow tucked.
1155
00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:10,113
My elbow is tucked. My shot is water.
1156
00:42:12,448 --> 00:42:13,778
Your shot sucks.
1157
00:42:14,450 --> 00:42:15,530
Whose shots suck?
1158
00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:17,948
Boy, you better ask somebody.
1159
00:42:18,746 --> 00:42:20,116
My shot is butter.
1160
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,207
- (THUDS)
- Ew!
1161
00:42:31,884 --> 00:42:32,894
RASHAD: What up, broski?
1162
00:42:34,303 --> 00:42:35,933
I got your message.
1163
00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:37,716
Shorties is wiling, right?
1164
00:42:37,890 --> 00:42:39,310
How are you?
1165
00:42:39,475 --> 00:42:42,385
Look, I'm going to need you to
keep your son away from mine.
1166
00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:44,063
What you talking about?
1167
00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:46,191
You know that gang fight
that happened yesterday?
1168
00:42:46,565 --> 00:42:48,475
Kenny got Jalen involved in that shit.
1169
00:42:48,651 --> 00:42:49,901
No, that ain't what happened.
1170
00:42:50,069 --> 00:42:53,239
I talked to Kenny, he said they was
standing there and the fight broke out.
1171
00:42:54,031 --> 00:42:55,031
And you believed him?
1172
00:42:55,449 --> 00:42:57,699
Yeah, I believe him. He's my son.
1173
00:42:58,077 --> 00:42:59,657
You taking Jalen's word for it.
1174
00:42:59,828 --> 00:43:00,828
You damn right!
1175
00:43:00,996 --> 00:43:03,326
Jalen ain't never got
expelled from school for fighting.
1176
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,785
Oh, is it like that?
1177
00:43:07,086 --> 00:43:09,086
I tell you something in
confidence, man-to-man,
1178
00:43:09,255 --> 00:43:11,415
and now you throwing that shit
back in my face?
1179
00:43:11,924 --> 00:43:14,344
I told you that's who Kenny was
when he was with his mother.
1180
00:43:14,677 --> 00:43:16,637
He ain't that kid no more, he with me.
1181
00:43:16,804 --> 00:43:18,474
I'm happy for you.
1182
00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:19,849
Nevertheless,
1183
00:43:20,015 --> 00:43:22,885
keep your son away from mine, man,
or we gonna have a problem.
1184
00:43:25,187 --> 00:43:28,687
Bruh, we got a problem right now.
1185
00:43:29,942 --> 00:43:31,112
JERROD:
Wow!
1186
00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:35,533
(CHUCKLES) Two black fathers
bonding in the hood.
1187
00:43:35,698 --> 00:43:36,778
It's rare.
1188
00:43:36,949 --> 00:43:38,529
It's like catching a unicorn.
1189
00:43:38,701 --> 00:43:41,201
You don't see it every day,
is what I'm trying to say. Right?
1190
00:43:43,122 --> 00:43:44,582
You want a latte?
1191
00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:45,830
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
1192
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,300
"One-Stop's Home and Office Decoration."
1193
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:50,461
Ghetto office.
1194
00:43:50,629 --> 00:43:52,669
Ghetto office,
you decorate somebody's shit.
1195
00:43:55,551 --> 00:43:56,841
So the dog ate the whole condom?
1196
00:43:57,011 --> 00:43:58,011
Yeah.
1197
00:43:58,178 --> 00:43:59,678
Frame your face. Shit.
1198
00:44:01,974 --> 00:44:04,894
RAJA: Okay, Eddie. Come on, man.
EDDIE: Oh.
1199
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:06,540
You know what, I've happened
to have enough of him.
1200
00:44:06,562 --> 00:44:08,652
- (GUNSHOTS)
- (ALL SCREAMING)
1201
00:44:08,856 --> 00:44:10,616
Lord, they shooting!
They shooting out there!
1202
00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:12,073
Eddie, stop playing! Get down!
1203
00:44:12,234 --> 00:44:14,494
Hell! It'll take me too long
to get back up.
1204
00:44:14,653 --> 00:44:16,453
I ain't getting down there,
it ain't worth it.
1205
00:44:17,156 --> 00:44:18,156
It's fine.
1206
00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:20,374
This ain't Fallujah. Come on.
Everybody, stand up.
1207
00:44:20,743 --> 00:44:21,743
(SIGHS)
1208
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:24,832
DRAYA:
My God. I gotta go.
1209
00:44:24,997 --> 00:44:25,997
I can't take it.
1210
00:44:26,165 --> 00:44:27,825
Baby, that's a gang out there.
1211
00:44:28,042 --> 00:44:29,592
It ain't no ice cream truck.
1212
00:44:29,752 --> 00:44:32,152
The idea is stay away from the bullet,
don't go towards them.
1213
00:44:32,254 --> 00:44:33,654
I don't think you understand, Eddie.
1214
00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:34,952
My car broke down earlier today.
1215
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:38,590
I can't be caught outside with no car
and it's dark and they're shooting...
1216
00:44:38,761 --> 00:44:40,571
- Draya, I got you.
- DRAYA:
It's crazy right now!
1217
00:44:40,596 --> 00:44:42,276
I gotta get Maya anyway.
You're on the way,
1218
00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:43,429
so I got you.
1219
00:44:43,599 --> 00:44:44,929
Are you serious, Rashad?
1220
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,490
RASHAD:
Hold on, let me get my stuff.
1221
00:44:46,518 --> 00:44:47,558
(LAUGHS)
1222
00:44:47,770 --> 00:44:48,900
Thank you.
1223
00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:51,505
RASHAD:
All right. You good, Eddie?
1224
00:44:52,024 --> 00:44:53,364
Yeah, I'm good.
1225
00:44:54,777 --> 00:44:56,777
I need to get on out of here anyway.
1226
00:44:57,613 --> 00:44:59,283
Yeah. No doubt, no doubt.
1227
00:44:59,615 --> 00:45:01,025
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1228
00:45:01,575 --> 00:45:04,365
With all that ass, she ain't safe nowhere.
1229
00:45:04,912 --> 00:45:07,142
FEMALE ANCHOR: The New York Times
broke this down recently.
1230
00:45:07,164 --> 00:45:09,834
JENNIFER: (SIGHS) Okay, let's see.
1231
00:45:10,042 --> 00:45:12,092
(NEWS PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
1232
00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:20,295
The second amendment means
we have a right to bear arms.
1233
00:45:20,469 --> 00:45:23,639
Should it also mean that
there is no place in our...
1234
00:45:38,070 --> 00:45:41,410
DRAYA: I cannot believe that crazy man
came in the store doing that today.
1235
00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:42,953
RASHAD: He was wild! (LAUGHS)
1236
00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:45,662
No, he played us all.
1237
00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:46,869
He was crazy.
1238
00:45:47,162 --> 00:45:48,292
Crazy!
1239
00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:54,503
All right, then.
1240
00:45:55,754 --> 00:45:57,174
I'll catch you tomorrow.
1241
00:46:04,972 --> 00:46:06,352
Are you okay, Rashad?
1242
00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:08,347
Like, seriously.
1243
00:46:08,851 --> 00:46:11,811
Like, I don't know,
lately you've been so stressed out.
1244
00:46:12,271 --> 00:46:13,861
I'm good! I'm good.
1245
00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:15,192
You good?
1246
00:46:15,357 --> 00:46:16,437
Draya, I'm good.
1247
00:46:16,692 --> 00:46:19,612
Well, if you need anything,
1248
00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:22,528
even if you just want to talk,
I'm a great listener.
1249
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:23,823
(CHUCKLES)
1250
00:46:24,158 --> 00:46:26,698
I know you cool. I appreciate that.
1251
00:46:26,869 --> 00:46:28,949
I might take you up on that one day.
1252
00:46:29,288 --> 00:46:30,498
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1253
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:32,999
Well, what time you gotta pick up Maya?
1254
00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:38,755
Maybe we can go upstairs
and we could talk now.
1255
00:46:39,506 --> 00:46:40,836
Come on, Draya.
1256
00:46:41,258 --> 00:46:42,298
What?
1257
00:46:42,801 --> 00:46:45,431
You're inviting me to your house
just to come and talk?
1258
00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:48,136
As opposed to what?
1259
00:46:48,307 --> 00:46:50,677
I mean, I ain't been out
the game that long, Draya.
1260
00:46:51,351 --> 00:46:52,731
Are you serious?
1261
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,400
A pretty girl tries to comfort you
in your time of stress
1262
00:46:56,565 --> 00:46:58,035
and whatever the hell else
you're going through,
1263
00:46:58,066 --> 00:46:59,686
and you gonna take it there with me?
1264
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:03,322
(STAMMERS) Look, my bad.
I thought you was really...
1265
00:47:03,489 --> 00:47:06,239
Come on. Just because I'm thick,
it doesn't mean I don't have a soul.
1266
00:47:06,408 --> 00:47:08,218
But the way you was talking,
it felt like you wanted to...
1267
00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:09,393
You know what? Good night, Rashad.
1268
00:47:09,411 --> 00:47:11,251
It felt like... I thought you was...
1269
00:47:12,039 --> 00:47:13,039
Good night, Rashad!
1270
00:47:13,207 --> 00:47:14,247
Draya, it felt...
1271
00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:15,996
Draya! Draya!
1272
00:47:17,419 --> 00:47:18,549
Damn!
1273
00:47:19,546 --> 00:47:20,836
Damn. Oh.
1274
00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:22,972
Oh, man.
1275
00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:25,090
Ah, man.
1276
00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:27,425
Man, she definitely wanted it.
I know she wanted it!
1277
00:47:27,554 --> 00:47:29,854
Hell, yeah! What do you think?
1278
00:47:30,015 --> 00:47:32,295
You think I ain't gonna think that?
I mean, she got the...
1279
00:47:32,434 --> 00:47:34,604
She sitting there
with it all out like, "Yo."
1280
00:47:34,770 --> 00:47:36,440
Leaning over. I mean...
1281
00:47:36,605 --> 00:47:39,005
I ain't tripping, right?
I ain't been out the game that long.
1282
00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:40,397
You know what I'm saying?
1283
00:47:40,567 --> 00:47:44,737
Damn! She said,
"You wanna come inside and talk..."
1284
00:47:46,198 --> 00:47:49,448
She definitely wanted it. Right? Right?
1285
00:47:50,744 --> 00:47:52,724
Baby, I just wanted you
to know that you were right!
1286
00:47:52,746 --> 00:47:54,286
You hit the nail on the head.
1287
00:47:54,456 --> 00:47:56,036
- Babe, listen.
- You had the hammer!
1288
00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:58,288
We gonna send his heathen ass
to Catholic school!
1289
00:47:58,460 --> 00:48:00,460
- Babe, stop it!
- I'm gonna call the Catholics.
1290
00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:02,269
I'm gonna call Jesus.
Somebody call some Marys.
1291
00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:04,127
- Okay...
- The Holy Cross, we coming!
1292
00:48:04,424 --> 00:48:06,134
You and your lady having problems, huh?
1293
00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:08,971
I can help.
You know I have counseling services.
1294
00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:11,217
I got single, I got couple, I got group.
1295
00:48:11,557 --> 00:48:13,977
If you choose groups,
the responsibilities would be
1296
00:48:14,309 --> 00:48:15,809
to bring in cookies and, or,
1297
00:48:15,978 --> 00:48:17,848
fruit punch every third meeting.
1298
00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,113
(CALVIN CHUCKLES)
1299
00:48:19,314 --> 00:48:22,284
No, thank you, man. I'm good.
We don't need no damn session.
1300
00:48:22,651 --> 00:48:24,491
Here, man. Here's the check.
1301
00:48:24,653 --> 00:48:25,653
Mmm!
1302
00:48:25,821 --> 00:48:27,321
Calvin, before I take that check,
1303
00:48:27,489 --> 00:48:29,409
I'm going to tell you,
it's non-refundable.
1304
00:48:29,783 --> 00:48:32,163
If I take that check,
that check goes away.
1305
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:35,997
And if you don't have that
remaining balance on Monday,
1306
00:48:36,164 --> 00:48:37,174
I promise you,
1307
00:48:37,332 --> 00:48:39,842
it is not a homing pigeon,
it does not come back.
1308
00:48:40,294 --> 00:48:42,374
You know how Mike Tyson has
those birds on that roof?
1309
00:48:42,421 --> 00:48:45,261
He can let those birds go.
"Go, go!" You know?
1310
00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:48,682
Birds fly around,
birds come back on his hand.
1311
00:48:48,844 --> 00:48:50,014
He looks at that bird.
1312
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:52,010
(COOING) Right?
1313
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:53,580
That ain't gonna happen. You understand?
1314
00:48:53,599 --> 00:48:54,919
I know what non-refundable means.
1315
00:48:55,017 --> 00:48:56,347
It's forfeited.
1316
00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:58,328
I just wanna let you know.
'Cause you're my man.
1317
00:48:58,353 --> 00:49:01,653
Damn, man. Is it One-Stop or non-stop?
Take the check.
1318
00:49:04,526 --> 00:49:07,196
Certified check. Nice.
1319
00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:09,532
It's a pleasure doing
business with you, Calvin.
1320
00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:11,930
I'm gonna hold off on that handshake
1321
00:49:12,034 --> 00:49:15,834
until you make that remaining
balance payment on Monday.
1322
00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:18,786
Just in case you do some nigga shit.
1323
00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:20,876
Hey, don't tell nobody.
1324
00:49:21,835 --> 00:49:24,375
(EXCLAIMS) It's going down
this weekend, y'all!
1325
00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:26,016
Jackie, what are you talking about now?
1326
00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:28,548
JACKIE:
Girl, my husband's
got me all stressed out.
1327
00:49:28,717 --> 00:49:31,217
Police got him working
back-to-back double shifts.
1328
00:49:31,845 --> 00:49:34,425
Okay. I just need
a little touch up now, Angie.
1329
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:35,720
Oh!
1330
00:49:35,891 --> 00:49:37,061
- Touch up?
- Mmm-hmm.
1331
00:49:37,309 --> 00:49:41,689
No. No, baby, you got to pull them roots
all the way up like a turnip...
1332
00:49:41,897 --> 00:49:43,357
Turn it over, ball it
1333
00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:45,693
- and then put it back in your head.
- (MEN LAUGHING)
1334
00:49:45,901 --> 00:49:47,651
Jackie, I mean, no shade,
1335
00:49:47,819 --> 00:49:50,529
but, God, you should be ashamed
to walk out the house like this.
1336
00:49:50,697 --> 00:49:54,407
Girl, how you gonna say, "No shade,"
and then shade the shit out that lady.
1337
00:49:55,077 --> 00:49:56,327
JACKIE:
Thank you.
1338
00:49:56,495 --> 00:49:58,705
Y'all know the boy
that got shot didn't make it.
1339
00:49:58,914 --> 00:50:01,004
- Oh, my God. That's terrible.
- Uh-huh.
1340
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:02,166
No.
1341
00:50:02,334 --> 00:50:03,654
Pronounced him dead this morning.
1342
00:50:04,503 --> 00:50:06,423
My husband said that
this whole thing started
1343
00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:07,588
because of some fight
1344
00:50:07,756 --> 00:50:09,476
that happened over there
at the high school.
1345
00:50:10,926 --> 00:50:13,636
Y'all know what happened last time
one of their leaders got killed.
1346
00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:15,064
It was a bloodbath.
1347
00:50:15,222 --> 00:50:16,412
Well, the police chief's planning on
1348
00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:18,731
doubling the amount of cops
on the streets this weekend.
1349
00:50:18,892 --> 00:50:20,442
Man, I'm so tired of this mess!
1350
00:50:20,602 --> 00:50:21,902
Every time I turn around,
1351
00:50:22,062 --> 00:50:23,772
somebody is killing somebody over nothing.
1352
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:25,120
And what are we supposed to do?
1353
00:50:25,148 --> 00:50:27,108
Lock our doors, don't snitch.
1354
00:50:27,359 --> 00:50:29,189
Pretend like this shit is normal?
1355
00:50:29,403 --> 00:50:30,953
This is bullshit, this is not normal.
1356
00:50:31,113 --> 00:50:32,613
Then we gotta do something about it.
1357
00:50:33,323 --> 00:50:36,413
Shorties out here wiling
and that's our fault. That's on us.
1358
00:50:36,910 --> 00:50:39,450
Look, if we get people
to come to the shop,
1359
00:50:39,621 --> 00:50:42,121
I don't care what neighborhood they from.
They from Chatham,
1360
00:50:42,290 --> 00:50:45,290
from Englewood, East Side,
crazy, wherever they from,
1361
00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:46,800
we just need people from the city
1362
00:50:46,962 --> 00:50:49,422
to come meet up in the shop,
and we just talk.
1363
00:50:49,631 --> 00:50:50,911
And give them a chance to speak.
1364
00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:52,429
They're gonna come up with ideas.
1365
00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:54,222
I think that's a great idea, Rashad.
1366
00:50:54,803 --> 00:50:56,813
Really great idea, baby.
1367
00:50:57,681 --> 00:50:58,971
Well, I say we do it.
1368
00:50:59,266 --> 00:51:00,576
ANGIE:
Y'all know we have to do it.
1369
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,060
I mean, the gangs have us scared.
1370
00:51:02,269 --> 00:51:03,439
They're killing everybody.
1371
00:51:03,645 --> 00:51:05,395
We don't wanna walk outside anymore.
1372
00:51:05,564 --> 00:51:07,484
Them people downtown,
they aren't moving for us.
1373
00:51:07,649 --> 00:51:10,569
I mean, if we don't do something,
no one's gonna save our community.
1374
00:51:10,777 --> 00:51:13,237
We gotta take our streets back.
1375
00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:25,458
RAJA:
Action, LeShawn!
1376
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,265
- BREE: Stacia!
RAJA:
Sorry, action, Stacia!
1377
00:51:27,294 --> 00:51:28,614
STACIA: Stop the violence, y'all!
1378
00:51:28,670 --> 00:51:30,510
(STAMMERING)
Exactly. Calvin's Shop.
1379
00:51:30,672 --> 00:51:31,822
STACIA:
That's what I'm talking about!
1380
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,990
- Oh, come on, man!
STACIA:
You watch that booty shaking!
1381
00:51:34,009 --> 00:51:35,509
- Calvin's Shop...
- Listen, guys!
1382
00:51:35,677 --> 00:51:36,857
We know you don't
care about your community,
1383
00:51:36,887 --> 00:51:39,257
but you gotta care about this.
1384
00:51:39,473 --> 00:51:40,833
Please come down to Calvin's Shop tonight
1385
00:51:40,849 --> 00:51:41,929
for the community summit,
1386
00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:43,690
because dreams apparently
1387
00:51:43,852 --> 00:51:45,692
are being deferred even as we speak.
1388
00:51:45,854 --> 00:51:47,694
- STACIA: Yeah!
- I think we got it.
1389
00:51:50,192 --> 00:51:51,282
Okay.
1390
00:51:54,654 --> 00:51:55,914
(EXHALES)
1391
00:51:56,448 --> 00:51:58,198
- Move!
- Ow.
1392
00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:00,867
Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
1393
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:02,999
You can look, but do not touch.
1394
00:52:03,205 --> 00:52:04,365
(EXHALING)
Look back at it.
1395
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:06,209
- You like that?
- I'm good.
1396
00:52:06,374 --> 00:52:07,524
We're out in the street, you know.
1397
00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:08,732
This isn't the privacy
of your own bedroom.
1398
00:52:08,752 --> 00:52:09,842
JERROD:
Yeah, girl!
1399
00:52:18,345 --> 00:52:20,385
RASHAD:
We wanna
thank y'all for being here.
1400
00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:22,885
There's still seats available
if you need a seat.
1401
00:52:23,058 --> 00:52:25,688
It's important that we all are here
because this is our community.
1402
00:52:25,894 --> 00:52:29,064
And it's up to us to change it,
so, we wanna hear y'all ideas.
1403
00:52:29,648 --> 00:52:31,528
I was thinking more like
a benefit concert.
1404
00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:33,191
You know, something for the kids.
1405
00:52:33,485 --> 00:52:34,925
I think we should just call up Kanye
1406
00:52:35,070 --> 00:52:36,550
and have him come on out and perform.
1407
00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:38,161
Yes!
1408
00:52:39,032 --> 00:52:41,952
He ain't coming around y'all
broke negroes.
1409
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,250
Are you serious right now?
1410
00:52:43,411 --> 00:52:45,121
Look, Kanye a Kardashian now.
1411
00:52:45,413 --> 00:52:47,083
He wears dresses now.
1412
00:52:47,249 --> 00:52:49,079
I seen him on TV, he had a skirt on.
1413
00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:50,251
His knees were showing.
1414
00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,748
All right, all right, all right. Relax!
1415
00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:55,172
What about R. Kelly?
1416
00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,340
What?
1417
00:52:56,508 --> 00:52:58,338
R. Kelly? For a kids benefit?
1418
00:52:58,510 --> 00:52:59,680
Kelly love the kids.
1419
00:52:59,845 --> 00:53:01,725
Yeah, he can teach them
how to make home movies.
1420
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:03,222
No, he didn't.
1421
00:53:03,390 --> 00:53:05,770
All right, already! Leave him alone!
1422
00:53:05,934 --> 00:53:09,524
Do you realize how much good quality
R&B we'd have missed out on,
1423
00:53:09,688 --> 00:53:11,938
because y'all keep bringing up
that same old bull?
1424
00:53:12,107 --> 00:53:13,357
The last albums he made,
1425
00:53:13,525 --> 00:53:15,855
them albums was made out of pure stress.
1426
00:53:16,778 --> 00:53:19,238
Does anybody else have any other ideas?
1427
00:53:19,573 --> 00:53:20,783
I'd like to say something.
1428
00:53:21,408 --> 00:53:22,868
Look, Eddie, you once said
1429
00:53:23,118 --> 00:53:25,098
that the barbershop is
the pillar of the neighborhood.
1430
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,250
Damn right!
1431
00:53:26,413 --> 00:53:27,543
So we use that, right?
1432
00:53:27,706 --> 00:53:30,126
We turn the shop into our
safe space for the weekend.
1433
00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:31,765
All right?
Neutral grounds where both sides
1434
00:53:31,793 --> 00:53:32,963
can come together peacefully.
1435
00:53:33,128 --> 00:53:34,458
- I like that.
- BREE:
Yeah.
1436
00:53:34,629 --> 00:53:36,799
- Turn this place into Switzerland.
- Exactly!
1437
00:53:36,965 --> 00:53:38,225
Ain't no way in hell the South Side
1438
00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:40,638
is ever going to resemble
any parts of Switzerland.
1439
00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:42,642
I don't even know no black Swiss.
1440
00:53:42,804 --> 00:53:43,894
I mean, Swizz Beatz.
1441
00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:46,265
Is he black? Or is he white?
1442
00:53:46,433 --> 00:53:48,143
You know, he is a little beige.
1443
00:53:48,310 --> 00:53:50,310
He might be Swiss. I mean...
1444
00:53:50,478 --> 00:53:52,978
He named himself to it.
So, he's Swiss. He's Swiss.
1445
00:53:53,148 --> 00:53:54,288
ANGIE:
Can we get back to it?
1446
00:53:54,316 --> 00:53:56,156
We could try to get
both sides to come together
1447
00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,994
and agree to a ceasefire.
1448
00:53:58,153 --> 00:53:59,673
And then we can get the Chicago celebs
1449
00:53:59,738 --> 00:54:01,178
to tweet about it and talk about it.
1450
00:54:01,323 --> 00:54:02,623
Get them to support.
1451
00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:03,952
That's good, Jerrod.
1452
00:54:04,117 --> 00:54:05,157
You know what, he's right.
1453
00:54:05,327 --> 00:54:07,907
That means that we have
to give them something to see.
1454
00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:09,919
Yeah, maybe we could
just give away free gifts.
1455
00:54:10,081 --> 00:54:11,251
Like a radio promotion.
1456
00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:12,416
Yes!
1457
00:54:12,584 --> 00:54:14,234
And who's supposed to pay
for these free gifts?
1458
00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:18,262
Draya is right, we need some
incentive to bring people out.
1459
00:54:18,423 --> 00:54:21,763
I don't want to state the obvious here,
but this is a barbershop.
1460
00:54:22,135 --> 00:54:24,795
We could just do what we already do.
For free.
1461
00:54:24,971 --> 00:54:26,311
Free cuts the whole weekend?
1462
00:54:26,473 --> 00:54:28,603
You know how much money
we pull in on Saturday alone?
1463
00:54:28,767 --> 00:54:31,647
Do you know how much we're gonna
lose if that enclosure happens?
1464
00:54:31,811 --> 00:54:33,521
- Mmm-hmm.
- It's a great idea, Calvin.
1465
00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:35,108
EDDIE:
It is. It is a great idea.
1466
00:54:35,273 --> 00:54:36,653
Yeah, a 48-hour ceasefire,
1467
00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:39,608
with unlimited free cuts and styling.
1468
00:54:39,778 --> 00:54:41,858
I mean, come on,
who could turn that down?
1469
00:54:42,030 --> 00:54:45,530
I propose that Gangsta Grub
be the official caterer for this.
1470
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:47,200
Yeah, I bet you would.
1471
00:54:47,369 --> 00:54:48,799
Hell, yeah, dude!
You know how much money
1472
00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:51,788
I can make out on these streets
in a 48-hour...
1473
00:54:52,457 --> 00:54:54,827
To donate to the Boys and Girls Club!
1474
00:54:55,001 --> 00:54:56,211
That's R. Kelly's favorite.
1475
00:54:56,378 --> 00:54:57,668
DANTE:
Listen here, Bollyhood!
1476
00:54:58,129 --> 00:54:59,509
Leave Kels alone, God damn it,
1477
00:54:59,673 --> 00:55:01,593
I say, God damn it, leave Kels alone!
1478
00:55:02,384 --> 00:55:03,844
Sorry about that, go ahead.
1479
00:55:04,177 --> 00:55:06,137
Then I think that we have a plan!
1480
00:55:12,978 --> 00:55:15,188
Hold up, hold up.
We've got one little problem.
1481
00:55:15,897 --> 00:55:17,517
Y'all know to have a ceasefire,
1482
00:55:17,691 --> 00:55:20,071
we got to get the shot callers
to call a truce.
1483
00:55:20,777 --> 00:55:22,297
Y'all know what happened the last time
1484
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,410
we got Marquis and Jay up in here.
1485
00:55:24,656 --> 00:55:25,896
It was damn near World War III.
1486
00:55:25,991 --> 00:55:27,241
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1487
00:55:29,035 --> 00:55:31,745
But you know what?
What if we made that mix-up happen again?
1488
00:55:37,627 --> 00:55:39,207
(RAZOR BUZZING)
1489
00:55:46,052 --> 00:55:47,892
JERROD:
This is just a terrible idea.
1490
00:55:48,054 --> 00:55:49,454
Yeah. "Let's cause a little mix-up.
1491
00:55:49,597 --> 00:55:51,347
"Let's make that mix-up happen again."
1492
00:55:51,516 --> 00:55:52,866
That was the dumbest thing you ever said.
1493
00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:54,122
Do you know who these people are?
1494
00:55:54,144 --> 00:55:55,154
They are murderers.
1495
00:55:55,311 --> 00:55:57,081
They don't work at the grocery store,
and if they did,
1496
00:55:57,105 --> 00:55:58,895
they would be butchers.
1497
00:55:59,065 --> 00:56:00,105
Quiet!
1498
00:56:00,275 --> 00:56:03,065
Thank God you wore
a G-Unit bulletproof vest.
1499
00:56:03,236 --> 00:56:04,816
Yeah, it worked for 50!
1500
00:56:05,113 --> 00:56:08,913
No, it didn't, actually.
He got shot in the face!
1501
00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:10,619
He got shot in the face?
1502
00:56:11,453 --> 00:56:13,713
Draya! What's up, baby girl?
1503
00:56:14,748 --> 00:56:16,228
Hold up, Calvin! What's going on in here?
1504
00:56:16,249 --> 00:56:17,789
Is this a set-up?
1505
00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:19,964
- Listen to me.
- RASHAD: Jay! Jay!
1506
00:56:20,128 --> 00:56:21,168
JERROD: No, stop!
1507
00:56:21,337 --> 00:56:22,517
CALVIN:
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
1508
00:56:22,547 --> 00:56:24,627
- (CLAMORING)
- CALVIN: Hold on!
1509
00:56:24,799 --> 00:56:26,219
Hold on! Wait a minute!
1510
00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:27,644
- I wish you would, boy!
- Jay!
1511
00:56:27,802 --> 00:56:30,602
Listen! Now, I've been knowing you guys
for about 20 years, man.
1512
00:56:30,764 --> 00:56:32,124
My father used to cut both of your heads!
1513
00:56:32,140 --> 00:56:33,430
RASHAD: Come on, bruh.
1514
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,720
Out of respect for him
and the shop, man, hear us out.
1515
00:56:35,769 --> 00:56:37,559
We're asking y'all for 10 minutes.
1516
00:56:37,729 --> 00:56:39,649
That's all we asking for, bruh.
1517
00:56:42,484 --> 00:56:45,534
(GASPING) Oh, I need more time, God.
I don't wanna die a virgin.
1518
00:56:45,904 --> 00:56:47,164
Come on, Jason.
1519
00:56:47,322 --> 00:56:48,622
Come on, G. Come on, man.
1520
00:56:48,782 --> 00:56:50,242
CALVIN:
Let's do this, man.
1521
00:56:50,408 --> 00:56:51,578
Have a seat.
1522
00:57:00,335 --> 00:57:01,665
We all good. Come on, big boy.
1523
00:57:01,836 --> 00:57:04,626
Sit on down for a second. Get on.
1524
00:57:18,186 --> 00:57:19,346
Are we good?
1525
00:57:19,771 --> 00:57:21,691
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
1526
00:57:22,565 --> 00:57:24,225
Hey, Rev.
1527
00:57:24,526 --> 00:57:26,896
Fifteen fish dinners for bingo night?
1528
00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:28,780
Hell, yeah! Ha-ha!
1529
00:57:28,947 --> 00:57:30,407
I mean, praise God!
1530
00:57:30,573 --> 00:57:32,873
How about some sweet potato pie?
All right.
1531
00:57:34,077 --> 00:57:36,327
All right! What's cooking? Daddy's home!
1532
00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:38,716
J.D., don't come up in here
with all that shit today, okay?
1533
00:57:38,748 --> 00:57:39,888
We don't have time for that shit.
1534
00:57:39,916 --> 00:57:40,996
- Okay?
- Mabel.
1535
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:43,707
What did I ask you to do?
More of this. More parsley.
1536
00:57:43,878 --> 00:57:45,708
Okay? You? You better hurry it up!
1537
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,820
Okay, I don't even know why
he got a goddamn hairnet on.
1538
00:57:47,841 --> 00:57:50,051
He don't even have no hair.
You guys are tripping!
1539
00:57:50,218 --> 00:57:51,448
- That's good.
- Lord have mercy.
1540
00:57:51,469 --> 00:57:53,149
More flour. Put some more.
Don't be scared.
1541
00:57:53,179 --> 00:57:54,309
You didn't buy it! (SCOFFS)
1542
00:57:54,472 --> 00:57:55,742
It's gotta be out of here by 2:00.
1543
00:57:55,765 --> 00:57:56,765
You have a break yet?
1544
00:57:56,933 --> 00:57:58,273
Knead it, knead it! Knead it
1545
00:57:58,434 --> 00:58:00,154
like you knead a bitch's ass. Okay?
1546
00:58:00,311 --> 00:58:01,811
- Come on! Hmm?
- Mabel.
1547
00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:03,370
What happened to us
giving them a break, huh?
1548
00:58:03,398 --> 00:58:04,398
For what?
1549
00:58:04,607 --> 00:58:06,037
We've got to keep the talent healthy.
1550
00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:08,857
- Negro, I'm the talent.
- Oh!
1551
00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:11,528
You got me twisted on there,
talking about the talent.
1552
00:58:11,698 --> 00:58:13,908
You ain't doing shit out there
worth a damn...
1553
00:58:14,075 --> 00:58:16,235
You may be the talent, but I'm the face.
1554
00:58:16,411 --> 00:58:17,751
All right?
1555
00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:20,747
Look, Nana...
1556
00:58:20,915 --> 00:58:25,205
We don't want this gravy train
to stop flowing anytime soon.
1557
00:58:26,754 --> 00:58:28,054
Look at that, hmm?
1558
00:58:29,007 --> 00:58:30,717
That's just from this morning.
1559
00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:33,431
Talent! You all take five.
1560
00:58:33,595 --> 00:58:34,635
- Go.
- (ALL GASP)
1561
00:58:34,888 --> 00:58:36,388
Talent, take six.
1562
00:58:36,848 --> 00:58:37,848
Hmm?
1563
00:58:40,476 --> 00:58:42,096
RASHAD:
I know it seems like a lot.
1564
00:58:42,270 --> 00:58:43,940
But we just asking for two days.
1565
00:58:45,106 --> 00:58:46,766
Two days and no bloodshed.
1566
00:58:46,983 --> 00:58:48,153
Exactly, gentlemen.
1567
00:58:48,318 --> 00:58:50,358
Not to oversell it,
but what's gonna happen is,
1568
00:58:50,528 --> 00:58:51,758
you guys go home for the weekend,
1569
00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:53,319
and all your friends on Friday
1570
00:58:53,489 --> 00:58:55,279
will still be alive come Monday morning.
1571
00:58:56,784 --> 00:58:58,084
It's not a bad deal.
1572
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:05,125
Oh...
1573
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:06,630
Why'd I do that?
1574
00:59:06,794 --> 00:59:08,634
Look, all we trying to say, man, is,
1575
00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:11,879
we got sons, I know y'all got kids,
1576
00:59:12,050 --> 00:59:15,510
and we just trying to make sure
our kids get to their 18th birthday.
1577
00:59:15,678 --> 00:59:17,138
And 19th and 20th.
1578
00:59:17,388 --> 00:59:19,468
And it gotta start somewhere, man.
1579
00:59:19,641 --> 00:59:23,271
And we say it starts here
this weekend for two days.
1580
00:59:24,062 --> 00:59:25,482
But we need y'all.
1581
00:59:26,022 --> 00:59:27,482
Y'all the shot callers.
1582
00:59:28,066 --> 00:59:30,486
We just need y'all to call some shots.
1583
00:59:38,743 --> 00:59:39,993
(SIGHS)
1584
00:59:47,126 --> 00:59:48,126
(SIGHS)
1585
00:59:51,923 --> 00:59:53,303
I'm in.
1586
00:59:54,842 --> 00:59:56,802
Because of you, Cal.
1587
00:59:57,887 --> 00:59:59,387
Appreciate it, man.
1588
01:00:06,062 --> 01:00:07,192
I got you.
1589
01:00:10,817 --> 01:00:11,817
All right, everybody,
1590
01:00:12,026 --> 01:00:13,606
we're good to go this weekend.
1591
01:00:13,778 --> 01:00:15,488
All right, there we go.
1592
01:00:15,655 --> 01:00:17,775
- Let's get ready.
- Yes, sir.
1593
01:00:17,949 --> 01:00:20,199
Hey, thanks for taking care
of me earlier, Rashad.
1594
01:00:20,743 --> 01:00:22,663
- I really appreciate it.
- We all good.
1595
01:00:23,329 --> 01:00:24,459
And...
1596
01:00:24,622 --> 01:00:27,042
Thanks for giving me
a ride home the other night.
1597
01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:30,038
You were a real gentleman, Shady-Shad.
1598
01:00:35,717 --> 01:00:37,087
TERRI:
So you took the bitch home.
1599
01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:39,678
Look, she needed a ride home
so I gave her a ride home.
1600
01:00:39,846 --> 01:00:40,926
I'm a good dude.
1601
01:00:41,139 --> 01:00:43,829
It was nighttime, she was by herself.
I wasn't gonna leave her out there.
1602
01:00:43,850 --> 01:00:45,620
It's crazy out there.
What else was I supposed to do?
1603
01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:47,063
Draya works in a barbershop.
1604
01:00:47,228 --> 01:00:49,578
There were plenty of other good dudes
who could've taken her home.
1605
01:00:49,605 --> 01:00:50,765
Why'd you have to be the one?
1606
01:00:50,898 --> 01:00:52,028
Because it was on the way.
1607
01:00:52,191 --> 01:00:53,191
Bullshit!
1608
01:00:53,401 --> 01:00:54,651
I know girls like Draya.
1609
01:00:54,819 --> 01:00:57,239
I see through her fake lashes,
and her watermelon ass,
1610
01:00:57,405 --> 01:00:59,235
and her whole damsel-in-distress routine.
1611
01:00:59,407 --> 01:01:00,827
She wants you, Rashad.
1612
01:01:00,992 --> 01:01:03,162
Are you dumb enough
to fall into that girl's trap?
1613
01:01:03,328 --> 01:01:04,368
Terri...
1614
01:01:04,579 --> 01:01:06,249
You come home every other night
1615
01:01:06,456 --> 01:01:08,666
from some video shoot
or some athlete's commercial.
1616
01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:10,206
Do I ever question it?
1617
01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:12,380
No, because I trust you.
1618
01:01:12,545 --> 01:01:14,705
I know you hold me down,
I'm holding you down.
1619
01:01:14,922 --> 01:01:16,842
I don't care, I don't like that bitch.
1620
01:01:17,342 --> 01:01:19,142
Look, I promise you...
1621
01:01:19,302 --> 01:01:21,972
I promise you, there's nothing
going on with me and Draya.
1622
01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:23,720
I need you to know that, okay?
1623
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,730
- Pull your pants down.
- What?
1624
01:01:27,894 --> 01:01:29,084
Pull your pants down, we're doing it.
1625
01:01:29,103 --> 01:01:30,413
What the hell are you doing, girl?
1626
01:01:30,438 --> 01:01:32,108
Stepping up my lazy side booty game.
1627
01:01:32,273 --> 01:01:33,353
- Let's go.
- Yo, chill out.
1628
01:01:33,441 --> 01:01:34,641
- Be quiet.
- I am being quiet.
1629
01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:35,692
You're gonna wake her up.
1630
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,420
I don't care, we can be quiet. Let's go.
1631
01:01:37,445 --> 01:01:38,605
Chill out! Chill out! Look...
1632
01:01:39,113 --> 01:01:41,313
We ain't having sex on demand,
I ain't no piece of meat.
1633
01:01:41,407 --> 01:01:42,907
- "Let's go." Look...
- Whatever.
1634
01:01:43,951 --> 01:01:45,291
Get up in it.
1635
01:01:47,455 --> 01:01:49,115
Get up in it. Now!
1636
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:51,786
I mean...
1637
01:01:51,959 --> 01:01:54,129
I am aroused though, I ain't gonna lie.
1638
01:01:54,629 --> 01:01:56,959
But I got this sofrito sauce
on the stove, I'll be back.
1639
01:01:57,131 --> 01:01:59,721
What? You're just proving my point!
1640
01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:02,304
And your sofrito sauce
don't taste better than me!
1641
01:02:06,224 --> 01:02:07,644
You're not going nowhere.
1642
01:02:08,309 --> 01:02:09,939
- (SIGHS)
- Not this weekend.
1643
01:02:10,812 --> 01:02:12,732
It's too crazy out there on them streets.
1644
01:02:12,897 --> 01:02:14,787
But, Dad, there's a three-on-three
tournament this weekend!
1645
01:02:14,816 --> 01:02:16,646
I don't care about no basketball.
1646
01:02:16,818 --> 01:02:20,148
Do you know your mama found
gang paraphernalia in your drawer?
1647
01:02:20,905 --> 01:02:22,485
In my house!
1648
01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:24,182
Now how am I supposed to trust you?
1649
01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:25,833
Man, this ain't fair!
1650
01:02:25,993 --> 01:02:28,293
None of my team has gotta deal
with these stupid rules!
1651
01:02:28,454 --> 01:02:30,124
You know why? Do you know why?
1652
01:02:30,289 --> 01:02:31,829
Because most of those knuckleheads
1653
01:02:31,999 --> 01:02:33,939
ain't even got a father
to look out for them anyway.
1654
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,290
But they look out for me.
1655
01:02:35,461 --> 01:02:38,131
When I'm at school,
my boys are the ones that got my back.
1656
01:02:38,297 --> 01:02:40,427
Who you talking about?
You talking about Kenny?
1657
01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:42,261
You think that's your boy?
1658
01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:44,767
Why you always gotta say
something about Kenny?
1659
01:02:45,471 --> 01:02:47,071
Aren't you and Uncle Shad like brothers?
1660
01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:48,811
- Why you always tripping?
- Hey!
1661
01:02:48,975 --> 01:02:50,265
You watch your mouth, Jalen!
1662
01:02:50,685 --> 01:02:52,845
Now, I'm not one of your friends, okay?
1663
01:02:53,187 --> 01:02:56,187
I don't see why you don't understand
how dangerous it is out there
1664
01:02:56,357 --> 01:02:59,187
and that we don't approve of
who you're associating with!
1665
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,840
What? You want me to hang out
with the cornball that cleans the shop?
1666
01:03:01,863 --> 01:03:02,953
What's wrong with Anthony?
1667
01:03:03,114 --> 01:03:05,034
Why is it corny to be smart?
1668
01:03:05,199 --> 01:03:07,329
Why is it corny to do what you're asked?
1669
01:03:07,702 --> 01:03:10,042
Why is it corny to handle your business?
1670
01:03:10,204 --> 01:03:13,004
That's not corny, son.
That's being a man.
1671
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:16,835
(SIGHING)
1672
01:03:17,462 --> 01:03:20,012
Look, J... I know you're mad.
1673
01:03:20,173 --> 01:03:21,383
I know you're upset.
1674
01:03:21,549 --> 01:03:23,049
But listen,
1675
01:03:23,217 --> 01:03:26,217
you gotta realize how lucky you are
to have two parents
1676
01:03:26,387 --> 01:03:28,307
that wanna know where you are,
what you're doing,
1677
01:03:28,347 --> 01:03:30,017
who you're associating with.
1678
01:03:30,183 --> 01:03:31,233
That's important.
1679
01:03:31,392 --> 01:03:32,892
You're lucky.
1680
01:03:34,145 --> 01:03:35,725
I don't feel lucky.
1681
01:03:36,814 --> 01:03:39,034
My life would be so much
better if you wasn't in it.
1682
01:03:39,192 --> 01:03:40,402
What? What'd you say? Jalen!
1683
01:03:40,568 --> 01:03:42,208
- Did you hear him?
- Baby, please wait! Hey!
1684
01:03:42,236 --> 01:03:43,316
Hey, boy!
1685
01:03:43,488 --> 01:03:44,568
Did you hear what he said?
1686
01:03:44,739 --> 01:03:46,049
I know, but listen, he didn't mean it!
1687
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:48,243
(STUTTERING) He's angry and he's 14.
1688
01:03:48,409 --> 01:03:50,409
Well, I'm angry and I'm older than 14.
1689
01:03:50,578 --> 01:03:52,328
- Boy, you ain't white!
- Okay, babe...
1690
01:03:52,497 --> 01:03:54,917
Listen, at some point, he's gonna realize
1691
01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:57,002
that we're doing all of this
because we love him.
1692
01:03:57,084 --> 01:03:58,924
- But he's not a tough guy.
- I know.
1693
01:03:59,086 --> 01:04:01,586
He's trying to act like it.
Boy, you not a tough guy!
1694
01:04:01,756 --> 01:04:03,216
Hey, I know that.
1695
01:04:03,674 --> 01:04:05,934
South Side's no place to flex.
1696
01:04:07,762 --> 01:04:10,102
You ain't got it like that,
you need to ease back
1697
01:04:10,264 --> 01:04:12,604
'cause the consequences
out here are way too thin.
1698
01:04:12,767 --> 01:04:15,557
I know, but clearly,
he's going through something.
1699
01:04:16,729 --> 01:04:19,109
But you and me? We raised a smart kid.
1700
01:04:19,774 --> 01:04:21,284
He's gonna turn around.
1701
01:04:21,442 --> 01:04:22,572
Trust me.
1702
01:04:23,194 --> 01:04:24,204
(SIGHING)
1703
01:04:24,445 --> 01:04:25,945
Hope so.
1704
01:04:28,616 --> 01:04:31,116
RJ:
Unlike New York and LA,
there has been a spike
1705
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,580
in the number of homicides
in Chicago in the last year.
1706
01:04:35,748 --> 01:04:38,208
You think anybody who's not
a regular will show up?
1707
01:04:38,376 --> 01:04:40,456
Yeah, everyone likes free shit.
1708
01:04:41,629 --> 01:04:43,759
That's not exactly what
we're doing this for though.
1709
01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:45,613
You really think
the neighborhood's gonna agree
1710
01:04:45,633 --> 01:04:47,393
to be peaceful for two days?
1711
01:04:47,552 --> 01:04:49,762
I can't think of the last time
we went two hours
1712
01:04:49,929 --> 01:04:51,969
without gunfire popping off around here.
1713
01:04:52,139 --> 01:04:54,139
We gonna make it happen this weekend.
1714
01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:55,938
So what? What happens after that?
1715
01:04:56,102 --> 01:04:57,812
The enclosure just magically stops?
1716
01:04:57,979 --> 01:05:01,649
Exactly. It ain't like politicians
really listen to the people anyway.
1717
01:05:01,816 --> 01:05:03,126
ANGIE:
So we're gonna make them listen.
1718
01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:06,110
The shop staying open
depends on the success of this ceasefire
1719
01:05:06,279 --> 01:05:07,409
and how much press we get.
1720
01:05:07,572 --> 01:05:09,652
Check this out.
I already created a Twitter campaign.
1721
01:05:09,824 --> 01:05:11,414
#BarbershopSavesTheNeighborhood.
1722
01:05:11,576 --> 01:05:13,946
Now, look, we get a few
celebrities to tweet that out,
1723
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,160
we'll go viral in no time.
1724
01:05:15,329 --> 01:05:16,329
RAJA: I'll tell you what.
1725
01:05:16,497 --> 01:05:19,127
If you can get this to be
a trending topic on Twitter,
1726
01:05:19,292 --> 01:05:20,602
I'll vote Democrat the next election.
1727
01:05:20,626 --> 01:05:21,626
JERROD: Deal.
1728
01:05:21,794 --> 01:05:23,674
This just got very interesting.
1729
01:05:24,088 --> 01:05:25,458
- What up, everybody?
- Yo-yo.
1730
01:05:25,631 --> 01:05:27,431
- Am I early or late?
- Both.
1731
01:05:27,592 --> 01:05:28,682
My man.
1732
01:05:29,677 --> 01:05:31,967
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1733
01:05:32,179 --> 01:05:33,639
Come on.
1734
01:05:35,182 --> 01:05:37,352
I don't think we should.
What do you think?
1735
01:05:38,185 --> 01:05:39,575
Made him get in the game injured, man.
1736
01:05:39,604 --> 01:05:41,524
That's why we
couldn't do nothing last week.
1737
01:05:41,689 --> 01:05:43,859
Head must tilt a certain way.
1738
01:05:44,108 --> 01:05:45,188
I'm just fond of shit.
1739
01:05:45,359 --> 01:05:46,859
Uh, I like that.
1740
01:05:47,028 --> 01:05:48,898
MAN:
I'll set that down there.
1741
01:05:49,071 --> 01:05:50,221
RAJA:
Thank you! Appreciate it.
1742
01:05:50,239 --> 01:05:52,369
MAN:
Thank you for the work.
Appreciate it.
1743
01:06:05,379 --> 01:06:07,009
This is low as I can go really.
1744
01:06:07,173 --> 01:06:09,133
I can't go much lower than this now.
1745
01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:11,510
- Is this decaf?
- Uh, yeah, cold brew's for me.
1746
01:06:11,677 --> 01:06:12,717
Good looking out, A.
1747
01:06:12,887 --> 01:06:14,307
Yeah, no problem.
1748
01:06:15,181 --> 01:06:17,351
All right, my man. Thanks for coming.
1749
01:06:17,516 --> 01:06:18,796
- Yo, who next?
- I got you, Cal.
1750
01:06:27,068 --> 01:06:28,398
There you go.
1751
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:30,570
CALVIN:
How is it out there?
1752
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:33,030
Streets is quiet, feels good.
1753
01:06:33,824 --> 01:06:35,184
It's actually starting to feel
a little normal.
1754
01:06:35,201 --> 01:06:36,581
- Okay.
- Yes, sir.
1755
01:06:36,911 --> 01:06:37,951
All right, ma.
1756
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,210
Bye, Anthony-Shmanthony.
1757
01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:44,497
Girl, I know.
1758
01:06:46,295 --> 01:06:47,975
- That was probably crazy.
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)
1759
01:06:48,005 --> 01:06:49,665
Bitch, we've been in here 17 hours.
1760
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,380
You know, I am half delirious.
1761
01:06:51,550 --> 01:06:52,690
- Mmm-hmm.
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)
1762
01:06:52,718 --> 01:06:54,318
- So what'd he say?
- (RINGING CONTINUES)
1763
01:06:54,553 --> 01:06:56,433
- Angie, do you wanna get that?
- (CACKLES)
1764
01:06:56,597 --> 01:06:57,597
(WHIRRING)
1765
01:06:59,266 --> 01:07:00,736
- Stop, Tewana, stop!
- What the fuck?
1766
01:07:00,768 --> 01:07:02,018
BREE: I'm the owner today?
1767
01:07:02,269 --> 01:07:04,109
(ANGIE CONTINUES CACKLING)
1768
01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:05,940
Calvin's shop, Bree speaking.
1769
01:07:06,107 --> 01:07:07,497
ONE-STOP:
May I speak to Calvin, please?
1770
01:07:07,525 --> 01:07:09,275
Yeah, one second. Calvin, it's for you.
1771
01:07:09,443 --> 01:07:10,443
Who is it?
1772
01:07:10,945 --> 01:07:12,605
I'm sorry, may I ask who's calling?
1773
01:07:12,780 --> 01:07:14,450
- It's me, girl!
- Oh.
1774
01:07:14,615 --> 01:07:17,115
Why you acting all business like?
It's One-Stop.
1775
01:07:19,453 --> 01:07:20,963
I'll answer it in the back.
1776
01:07:22,498 --> 01:07:23,768
Yeah, he's gonna take it in the back.
1777
01:07:23,791 --> 01:07:24,791
Oh, it's like that?
1778
01:07:24,959 --> 01:07:26,119
(CLICKS TONGUE) That's gross.
1779
01:07:28,921 --> 01:07:29,921
(SNORING)
1780
01:07:31,382 --> 01:07:33,632
Yo, Raja, let me get
some of that spray, G.
1781
01:07:33,801 --> 01:07:35,611
I had to get mine in the back,
like everybody else,
1782
01:07:35,636 --> 01:07:37,556
so what makes you so special, "G"?
1783
01:07:37,722 --> 01:07:39,522
- You a vic, man.
- RAJA:
Say that to my face.
1784
01:07:39,598 --> 01:07:41,368
Come on back and say it to my...
Don't! No, don't.
1785
01:07:41,392 --> 01:07:42,772
No, no, stop being mean, Rashad.
1786
01:07:42,935 --> 01:07:44,145
Stop!
1787
01:07:44,645 --> 01:07:46,145
Oh, shit!
1788
01:07:46,313 --> 01:07:48,323
- Shit! That's dope!
- Yeah!
1789
01:07:48,482 --> 01:07:50,532
- Yo, you...
- You hooked it up!
1790
01:07:50,693 --> 01:07:53,073
One-Stop, why didn't you just
call me on my phone?
1791
01:07:53,237 --> 01:07:55,797
ONE-STOP:
B, your cell number's
in my old phone. I got a new Galaxy.
1792
01:07:55,823 --> 01:07:57,973
It isn't even out yet, man.
It's not even on the market.
1793
01:07:57,992 --> 01:07:59,082
People don't have it yet.
1794
01:07:59,243 --> 01:08:00,473
Has everything on this bad boy...
1795
01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:02,504
Satellite radio, holographic video,
1796
01:08:02,663 --> 01:08:04,833
surround sound, 5G.
1797
01:08:04,999 --> 01:08:06,329
Man, this phone is the only phone
1798
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,060
that's, like, five minutes
ahead of every call.
1799
01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,645
So, I already talked to your ass already!
1800
01:08:09,670 --> 01:08:11,670
- Dude, shut up!
- (CHUCKLING)
It's crazy!
1801
01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:13,009
Damn. Now what's going on?
1802
01:08:13,174 --> 01:08:15,284
Look, I got a Italian couple
here that's hot on this place.
1803
01:08:15,301 --> 01:08:16,301
- They love it!
- Who?
1804
01:08:16,469 --> 01:08:18,229
They wanna open a yogurt spot
or a yoga spot.
1805
01:08:18,345 --> 01:08:20,135
What's the issue? What'd you call me for?
1806
01:08:20,306 --> 01:08:21,306
Are we good or not?
1807
01:08:21,474 --> 01:08:22,914
Because if you're
thinking about backing out...
1808
01:08:22,933 --> 01:08:24,333
I'm not thinking about backing out.
1809
01:08:24,351 --> 01:08:26,351
Now, I told you,
me and my wife, we want that shop.
1810
01:08:26,687 --> 01:08:29,477
All right, man
. Oui, oui.
I'll see you Monday.
1811
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,188
And that's French.
1812
01:08:32,526 --> 01:08:33,816
Dumbass.
1813
01:08:39,784 --> 01:08:40,834
Hey, what's up?
1814
01:08:41,494 --> 01:08:42,544
What's up?
1815
01:08:43,162 --> 01:08:44,162
You good?
1816
01:08:45,289 --> 01:08:46,539
I'm straight.
1817
01:08:58,219 --> 01:08:59,699
We rolling out
with the rest of the family
1818
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:01,010
from Holy City tomorrow.
1819
01:09:02,389 --> 01:09:03,559
Y'all still down, right?
1820
01:09:03,724 --> 01:09:05,234
- GROUP:
Hell, yeah.
- Yeah, probably.
1821
01:09:11,649 --> 01:09:12,899
This nigga said probably?
1822
01:09:13,234 --> 01:09:14,744
No, we down for sure.
1823
01:09:19,532 --> 01:09:20,992
Y'all little niggas better be.
1824
01:09:21,158 --> 01:09:23,578
Because if you in this,
you in this for life.
1825
01:09:24,245 --> 01:09:26,705
But you know that, though, right, Kenny?
1826
01:09:28,082 --> 01:09:29,252
Yeah, I know what's up.
1827
01:09:31,377 --> 01:09:32,587
Yeah, all right.
1828
01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:34,590
We gonna see.
1829
01:09:37,758 --> 01:09:39,878
I'm gonna give you the shake
tomorrow, too, youngster.
1830
01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:41,429
That's right.
1831
01:09:49,854 --> 01:09:50,864
I'm not stalking you,
1832
01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:53,481
I'm just getting something for my clients.
1833
01:09:54,275 --> 01:09:56,235
Uh, Draya, I want to
talk to you anyway, 'cause...
1834
01:09:57,027 --> 01:09:58,397
You know what? The other night...
1835
01:09:58,571 --> 01:09:59,951
That was my fault.
1836
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:01,449
I was tripping.
1837
01:10:01,782 --> 01:10:04,122
And I hope we good.
1838
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,370
I forgive you, Rashad.
1839
01:10:09,123 --> 01:10:10,423
(GIGGLES)
1840
01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:13,792
Hey, who wants some chicken wings?
1841
01:10:13,961 --> 01:10:16,461
And I got some homemade banana pudding
from BJ's Market.
1842
01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:17,760
Nice!
1843
01:10:19,216 --> 01:10:20,886
Is this gluten-free, Terri?
1844
01:10:24,138 --> 01:10:25,258
Hey, what you doing now?
1845
01:10:25,431 --> 01:10:27,981
You're saying no,
but that's not what you mean, Rashad.
1846
01:10:28,142 --> 01:10:29,562
That is what I mean.
1847
01:10:29,727 --> 01:10:30,947
I knew I wasn't tripping the other night.
1848
01:10:30,978 --> 01:10:32,458
- No, you weren't.
- You tripping right now.
1849
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:33,479
- TERRI:
Rashad!
- (GASPS)
1850
01:10:36,775 --> 01:10:38,145
Shad, you back here?
1851
01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:41,567
Shad!
1852
01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:43,621
(MUTTERS)
1853
01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:45,488
Babe.
1854
01:10:45,993 --> 01:10:47,583
Shad, you back here?
1855
01:10:47,745 --> 01:10:49,305
- (WHISPERS) You be quiet.
- You be quiet!
1856
01:10:49,330 --> 01:10:50,330
- No, no!
- (WHINING)
1857
01:10:51,332 --> 01:10:52,792
TERRI:
Where you at?
1858
01:10:53,918 --> 01:10:55,248
Oh, man.
1859
01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:56,959
Babe, you in the bathroom?
1860
01:11:05,846 --> 01:11:06,846
(DRAYA GASPS)
1861
01:11:08,057 --> 01:11:09,057
(INAUDIBLE)
1862
01:11:15,481 --> 01:11:16,481
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1863
01:11:21,362 --> 01:11:22,362
Hi, Terri.
1864
01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:24,870
No, baby. I'm tellin' you, we did nothing.
1865
01:11:25,032 --> 01:11:26,432
- Get off me!
- There was nothing happening!
1866
01:11:26,450 --> 01:11:27,490
TERRI:
Don't touch me!
1867
01:11:27,660 --> 01:11:29,010
- I need you to listen to me!
- Do not touch me!
1868
01:11:29,036 --> 01:11:31,536
I'm listening, I'll listen!
I'll listen! I'm listening.
1869
01:11:31,705 --> 01:11:33,545
- It ain't what you think...
- Okay, all right!
1870
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:35,538
(MUFFLED) Hey, what's going on?
1871
01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:38,296
TERRI:
Draya, stop!
Calvin, help me on this!
1872
01:11:38,462 --> 01:11:39,802
Get off me!
1873
01:11:40,798 --> 01:11:42,758
- Wait a minute!
- Let me get at her!
1874
01:11:42,925 --> 01:11:44,005
Get off me!
1875
01:11:44,176 --> 01:11:45,336
- Baby!
- Rashad, get off me!
1876
01:11:45,511 --> 01:11:46,701
RASHAD:
Baby, you gotta chill.
Nothing happened.
1877
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:47,890
Calvin, help me!
1878
01:11:48,055 --> 01:11:49,215
World Star fight!
1879
01:11:49,390 --> 01:11:50,560
No, no World Star.
1880
01:11:50,724 --> 01:11:51,954
RASHAD: I need you
to listen to me for a second.
1881
01:11:51,976 --> 01:11:53,016
Leave me alone!
1882
01:11:54,061 --> 01:11:55,481
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
1883
01:11:57,147 --> 01:11:59,187
Calm down. I need you to calm down.
1884
01:12:05,698 --> 01:12:07,198
You ain't even worth it.
1885
01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:18,921
(SOFTLY) Go get her.
1886
01:12:22,589 --> 01:12:23,589
EDDIE:
Cal,
1887
01:12:23,757 --> 01:12:26,427
do we still have those cameras
in the back?
1888
01:12:26,719 --> 01:12:28,349
I told you not to take those down.
1889
01:12:28,512 --> 01:12:30,762
We could've had the shop's first sex tape.
1890
01:12:31,098 --> 01:12:32,658
TERRI:
Whatever!
RASHAD:
Terri. Terri, come on.
1891
01:12:32,683 --> 01:12:33,833
- I know what I saw.
- Come on, Terri.
1892
01:12:33,851 --> 01:12:35,001
- Hey, Terri, come on.
- I know what I saw.
1893
01:12:35,019 --> 01:12:36,579
- I need you to talk to me.
- I knew it!
1894
01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:37,873
- Whatever! I knew it.
- You have to listen to me.
1895
01:12:37,896 --> 01:12:40,726
I knew it. I should've never trusted you
or that skank-ass ho!
1896
01:12:40,899 --> 01:12:43,939
Look, why would I mess around with Draya
in the same shop you work at?
1897
01:12:44,111 --> 01:12:45,341
- I'm smarter than that!
- Whatever!
1898
01:12:45,362 --> 01:12:46,442
I don't care what happened!
1899
01:12:46,572 --> 01:12:48,052
You should've never let it get that far.
1900
01:12:48,073 --> 01:12:49,623
You made her think she could!
1901
01:12:49,783 --> 01:12:51,413
Why do you even talk to her anyway?
1902
01:12:51,744 --> 01:12:52,754
I don't know!
1903
01:12:52,911 --> 01:12:54,961
It's because... Look, she talked to me.
1904
01:12:55,122 --> 01:12:56,622
You don't be talking to me, I talk!
1905
01:12:56,790 --> 01:12:58,910
She asked me how I'm doing,
she asked what's going on!
1906
01:12:58,959 --> 01:13:00,539
- Where you at?
- Where I'm at!
1907
01:13:00,711 --> 01:13:02,461
I'm working, for us, for our family!
1908
01:13:02,629 --> 01:13:04,879
This ain't about work,
I'm talking about us.
1909
01:13:05,049 --> 01:13:06,089
Me and you.
1910
01:13:06,258 --> 01:13:08,468
I'm talking about me and you for real.
Look at me.
1911
01:13:11,221 --> 01:13:12,641
Baby, look, look.
1912
01:13:13,432 --> 01:13:15,312
I tell you, you look beautiful every day.
1913
01:13:15,976 --> 01:13:17,476
I say that because I mean it,
1914
01:13:17,644 --> 01:13:19,564
and I want you to know that I see it,
1915
01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:21,480
because I love you, I care about you.
1916
01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:23,982
You sound like a real bitch right now.
1917
01:13:24,651 --> 01:13:27,321
Look, I ain't gonna be too many bitches.
1918
01:13:27,905 --> 01:13:28,905
Straight up.
1919
01:13:30,157 --> 01:13:31,837
Now, if you wanna have
a real conversation,
1920
01:13:31,992 --> 01:13:33,582
we have a real conversation.
1921
01:13:33,827 --> 01:13:34,827
(SIGHS)
1922
01:13:35,162 --> 01:13:37,832
But you ain't gonna never
call me a bitch again.
1923
01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:42,668
I don't have nothing else to say to you.
1924
01:13:44,963 --> 01:13:45,963
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
1925
01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:47,416
I'm out.
1926
01:13:51,261 --> 01:13:52,301
Go on then.
1927
01:13:56,141 --> 01:13:57,271
Damn. (SCOFFS)
1928
01:13:57,434 --> 01:13:59,274
For all that, I should have smashed.
1929
01:14:04,525 --> 01:14:06,685
RJ:
Good afternoon, everybody!
1930
01:14:06,902 --> 01:14:08,672
Folks coming home from church
are getting ready
1931
01:14:08,695 --> 01:14:10,195
for their Sunday dinner. Mmm!
1932
01:14:10,364 --> 01:14:11,994
It's a lazy quiet day...
1933
01:14:12,157 --> 01:14:13,297
TERRI:
It's your girl, Terri. Leave it.
1934
01:14:13,325 --> 01:14:14,505
RJ:
...and that's a good thing for once.
1935
01:14:14,535 --> 01:14:16,925
Stay with us, I got some of your requests
coming up momentarily.
1936
01:14:16,954 --> 01:14:18,594
CUSTOMER:
All right, I'm good. Thank you!
1937
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:22,880
(SCOFFS)
1938
01:14:32,302 --> 01:14:33,642
You got something you wanna say?
1939
01:14:34,054 --> 01:14:35,534
You know what,
women like you are the reason
1940
01:14:35,556 --> 01:14:37,516
why women like me
can't find a decent man.
1941
01:14:37,683 --> 01:14:38,683
Excuse me?
1942
01:14:38,892 --> 01:14:40,052
Bree, this is not the time...
1943
01:14:40,102 --> 01:14:41,542
Don't be mad at me because you can't
1944
01:14:41,562 --> 01:14:43,232
- get a man or keep a man!
- Draya...
1945
01:14:43,397 --> 01:14:45,707
With all the single dudes in the world,
you just gotta be a married man's ho?
1946
01:14:45,732 --> 01:14:46,882
Is that your thing? Is that what you do?
1947
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,040
DRAYA: Yo, you better get your girl.
1948
01:14:48,068 --> 01:14:49,208
You just break up a healthy relationship?
1949
01:14:49,236 --> 01:14:50,376
DRAYA: You gotta get your girl.
1950
01:14:50,404 --> 01:14:51,764
- You better get her now!
- Ladies! Ladies, listen.
1951
01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:53,720
- DRAYA:
I'm dead serious.
- Don't nobody wanna hear all that!
1952
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:56,700
Now, if y'all wanna fight, fuss and cuss,
you take it to the back.
1953
01:14:56,869 --> 01:14:58,669
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Cal, this is not
Fight Club.
1954
01:14:58,704 --> 01:15:00,524
You can't send ladies
to the back room to fight.
1955
01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:03,079
You gotta sign a waiver
and a release of liability.
1956
01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:05,350
If they start fighting in that
back room and tear shit up,
1957
01:15:05,377 --> 01:15:06,417
I'm telling you, man,
1958
01:15:06,587 --> 01:15:08,857
it's gonna come back on your insurance.
That's a deductible.
1959
01:15:08,881 --> 01:15:10,821
And I do dental work, too,
if it gets out of hand.
1960
01:15:10,841 --> 01:15:11,841
Okay, come see me.
1961
01:15:12,009 --> 01:15:13,089
Man, shut up, One-Stop.
1962
01:15:13,385 --> 01:15:15,545
Look, I don't wanna take sides here,
1963
01:15:15,721 --> 01:15:17,761
but does anybody else here
see the hypocrisy
1964
01:15:17,931 --> 01:15:20,771
in always blaming
the single woman for the affair?
1965
01:15:20,934 --> 01:15:23,234
I mean, let's be honest,
she wasn't the one
1966
01:15:23,395 --> 01:15:25,935
who swore to be honest and to be faithful
1967
01:15:26,106 --> 01:15:29,106
and not cheat in the back room
of the barbershop
1968
01:15:29,276 --> 01:15:31,106
until I'm dead. It was him.
1969
01:15:31,278 --> 01:15:33,948
How many times I gotta say
ain't nothing happened?
1970
01:15:34,114 --> 01:15:35,414
Yeah, nothing happened.
1971
01:15:35,574 --> 01:15:37,084
But I'm not gonna spend every day
1972
01:15:37,242 --> 01:15:40,872
explaining myself to you, you, or you!
1973
01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:44,632
Look, I'm just saying,
hypothetically, okay?
1974
01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:47,711
It is shameful society always
blames the other woman
1975
01:15:47,878 --> 01:15:49,298
when they should be blaming him.
1976
01:15:49,463 --> 01:15:50,633
DANTE:
Listen, doofus...
1977
01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:53,047
Monogamy doesn't run in our DNA.
1978
01:15:53,217 --> 01:15:54,797
- You understand that?
- What?
1979
01:15:54,968 --> 01:15:56,088
You can't defy science.
1980
01:15:56,261 --> 01:15:57,891
That is ridiculous, that is bullshit.
1981
01:15:58,055 --> 01:15:59,555
Women want sex, too.
1982
01:15:59,723 --> 01:16:03,313
And you don't see us lying and cheating,
and going out buying sports cars.
1983
01:16:03,477 --> 01:16:05,307
You're just a weak-ass man, Dante.
1984
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:06,809
Honestly, it's as simple as that.
1985
01:16:06,980 --> 01:16:08,150
Yeah, okay and I'll be that.
1986
01:16:08,315 --> 01:16:11,815
A weak-ass man with a sports car
and a gaggle of bitches.
1987
01:16:12,194 --> 01:16:13,454
In real life.
1988
01:16:13,654 --> 01:16:15,534
Ew, y'all ain't shit, man.
1989
01:16:15,697 --> 01:16:17,317
Ooh, hey, hey, hey, now, wait a minute.
1990
01:16:17,491 --> 01:16:19,331
Don't lump us all in there.
1991
01:16:19,493 --> 01:16:21,293
You know,
men aren't just looking to cheat.
1992
01:16:21,453 --> 01:16:24,463
That's like saying every woman
wants a big package.
1993
01:16:24,623 --> 01:16:26,003
Because it's just not true.
1994
01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:28,341
They do, they all want a big package.
1995
01:16:28,502 --> 01:16:30,172
(SCOFFS) I know I do.
1996
01:16:30,337 --> 01:16:31,937
Honestly, I thought
that it was more about
1997
01:16:31,964 --> 01:16:34,344
passion and love, and, like,
how you guys connected...
1998
01:16:34,675 --> 01:16:35,755
I mean, I have...
1999
01:16:36,051 --> 01:16:37,681
(WHISPERING) I believe he's gay.
2000
01:16:37,970 --> 01:16:39,680
Like that? Like that?
2001
01:16:40,180 --> 01:16:41,350
CALVIN:
I'm a real man.
2002
01:16:41,515 --> 01:16:42,875
I don't feel like I need to cheat.
2003
01:16:43,016 --> 01:16:44,226
Now that's just a lie.
2004
01:16:44,685 --> 01:16:46,495
Because if Halle Berry came
walking in right now
2005
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,040
and offered you them drawers,
you trying to tell me you wouldn't
2006
01:16:49,189 --> 01:16:50,829
take her in the back
and just bed her down?
2007
01:16:50,857 --> 01:16:53,187
Hell, no. Halle Berry crazy as hell.
2008
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:54,860
From
Monster's Ball?
2009
01:16:55,946 --> 01:16:59,196
(IMITATING HALLE BERRY)
"I want you to just make me feel good."
2010
01:16:59,366 --> 01:17:00,486
No.
2011
01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,164
You crazier than she is.
2012
01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:04,371
DANTE: I like them crazy.
2013
01:17:04,538 --> 01:17:06,208
Like one-eye open crazy.
2014
01:17:06,373 --> 01:17:08,333
Like gotta hide your wallet crazy.
2015
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:09,670
Solange crazy.
2016
01:17:09,835 --> 01:17:11,495
Kick me, bitch, in the elevator.
2017
01:17:11,670 --> 01:17:13,210
- Man, that's...
- Shut up!
2018
01:17:19,261 --> 01:17:21,431
(WHISPERING)
I can't wait to give her this D.
2019
01:17:21,638 --> 01:17:23,928
Ooh. He crazy there. This one.
2020
01:17:24,099 --> 01:17:25,179
Now that's dangerous.
2021
01:17:25,350 --> 01:17:26,910
JERROD:
Well, look, maybe it's just me.
2022
01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,440
I'm a romantic.
2023
01:17:28,603 --> 01:17:29,883
One woman is good enough for me.
2024
01:17:30,022 --> 01:17:32,782
RJ:
Yeah, what's going on, everybody?
I wanna send a special shout-out
2025
01:17:32,816 --> 01:17:34,086
to Calvin's Barbershop
over on the South Side.
2026
01:17:34,109 --> 01:17:35,109
Hey!
2027
01:17:35,277 --> 01:17:37,197
They're right in the midst
of a 48-hour ceasefire
2028
01:17:37,237 --> 01:17:39,027
- to increase the peace.
- RASHAD:
Doing it.
2029
01:17:39,239 --> 01:17:41,429
- Keep it going, y'all.
- CALVIN:
Hey, did y'all hear that?
2030
01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:42,680
Did y'all hear my name on the radio?
2031
01:17:42,701 --> 01:17:44,501
- It's all right.
- CALVIN:
Did you hear that?
2032
01:17:44,619 --> 01:17:47,659
All right, that's dope, but it's still not
a trending topic on Twitter, okay?
2033
01:17:47,748 --> 01:17:49,078
Don't matter.
2034
01:17:49,249 --> 01:17:51,249
- Because this is my shit.
- Mmm...
2035
01:17:51,418 --> 01:17:52,708
What the hell are you doing?
2036
01:17:52,878 --> 01:17:55,758
I'm dancing, in a non-gay way.
2037
01:17:55,922 --> 01:17:57,222
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
2038
01:18:00,927 --> 01:18:01,927
Turn that up!
2039
01:18:02,262 --> 01:18:03,852
(MUSIC PLAYING)
2040
01:18:09,436 --> 01:18:11,436
BREE: Bring it on, Eddie! Bring it on.
2041
01:18:11,938 --> 01:18:13,608
(CHEERING)
2042
01:18:14,066 --> 01:18:15,586
- MAN:
Come on, girl!
- (ALL CLAMORING)
2043
01:18:22,449 --> 01:18:23,489
DRAYA: Go, Calvin!
2044
01:18:24,034 --> 01:18:28,084
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2045
01:18:41,301 --> 01:18:42,471
(WHOOPING)
2046
01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:45,138
(LAUGHING)
2047
01:18:47,015 --> 01:18:49,555
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
2048
01:18:55,524 --> 01:18:57,284
(ALL CHEERING)
2049
01:18:59,945 --> 01:19:01,275
Rashad, baby!
2050
01:19:01,655 --> 01:19:03,655
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
2051
01:19:12,624 --> 01:19:14,504
(SIREN WAILING)
2052
01:19:17,587 --> 01:19:19,547
(INDISTINCT)
2053
01:19:22,467 --> 01:19:23,507
Hey, what's up, Terrence?
2054
01:19:23,677 --> 01:19:27,057
Did you come to get a cut, man,
or are you here to see Eddie twerk?
2055
01:19:27,222 --> 01:19:28,812
- No, no, no, no!
- You don't talk!
2056
01:19:28,974 --> 01:19:30,024
Come on, Eddie! Show him!
2057
01:19:30,183 --> 01:19:31,463
You know ain't I do no twerking!
2058
01:19:31,518 --> 01:19:32,938
(LAUGHTER)
2059
01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:35,193
ANGIE:
Eddie, come on, you can twerk.
2060
01:19:36,648 --> 01:19:38,398
Uh, look, listen, guys, um...
2061
01:19:40,819 --> 01:19:42,569
There was a shooting on 26th and King
2062
01:19:42,737 --> 01:19:44,457
- just a few minutes ago.
- Oh, man! Really?
2063
01:19:45,866 --> 01:19:47,656
- It was Anthony Clark.
- (GASPS)
2064
01:19:48,243 --> 01:19:50,083
- What?
- Wait, our Anthony?
2065
01:19:50,245 --> 01:19:51,405
DRAYA:
Oh, God.
2066
01:19:51,872 --> 01:19:53,292
(WEEPING)
2067
01:19:57,919 --> 01:19:58,959
What happened?
2068
01:19:59,379 --> 01:20:00,859
He was walking home from the library.
2069
01:20:00,881 --> 01:20:02,051
He died on the scene.
2070
01:20:02,215 --> 01:20:03,925
There was nothing any of us could do.
2071
01:20:04,217 --> 01:20:05,837
(SNIFFLES AND GROANS)
2072
01:20:06,219 --> 01:20:07,349
(SIGHS) Oh, God.
2073
01:20:09,389 --> 01:20:10,469
OFFICER TERRENCE:
Calvin...
2074
01:20:10,724 --> 01:20:12,564
I didn't come here to bring
anybody down, okay?
2075
01:20:13,518 --> 01:20:15,598
I'm really proud of the work
you guys are doing here.
2076
01:20:15,770 --> 01:20:17,330
I mean, all the progress
you've made with the shop...
2077
01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:18,725
Progress?
2078
01:20:19,566 --> 01:20:21,226
What progress, man?
2079
01:20:22,194 --> 01:20:24,114
I mean, what are you talking about?
2080
01:20:26,740 --> 01:20:28,070
A kid just died.
2081
01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:29,581
A mother's child...
2082
01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:32,246
A father's child is dead.
2083
01:20:32,412 --> 01:20:33,582
One of the best ones we got.
2084
01:20:34,206 --> 01:20:35,246
Yeah.
2085
01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:37,916
That ain't no progress.
2086
01:20:38,627 --> 01:20:40,167
That's failure!
2087
01:20:41,546 --> 01:20:43,916
Nothing we've done has worked.
2088
01:20:44,090 --> 01:20:46,010
We just wasting our time.
2089
01:20:46,426 --> 01:20:48,386
These kids ain't gonna listen to us.
2090
01:20:48,553 --> 01:20:50,763
These kids, they like to kill each other.
2091
01:20:51,097 --> 01:20:52,427
They like that shit.
2092
01:20:52,599 --> 01:20:54,349
We crazy to think that
2093
01:20:54,518 --> 01:20:56,438
haircuts can stop bullets.
2094
01:20:56,770 --> 01:20:59,230
Man, this is the fucking South Side.
2095
01:20:59,397 --> 01:21:02,067
This ceasefire shit is over. It's over.
2096
01:21:02,234 --> 01:21:03,444
Calvin, come on, now.
2097
01:21:03,610 --> 01:21:05,110
It's over, man!
2098
01:21:05,278 --> 01:21:06,398
Calvin.
2099
01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:08,720
Calvin, we made a commitment
to see this thing through.
2100
01:21:08,740 --> 01:21:10,450
I don't give a damn about no commitment!
2101
01:21:10,617 --> 01:21:11,787
What commitment?
2102
01:21:12,118 --> 01:21:13,118
Huh?
2103
01:21:13,370 --> 01:21:15,010
The commitment of them
killing each other?
2104
01:21:16,456 --> 01:21:18,076
They ain't got no commitment to us!
2105
01:21:18,625 --> 01:21:21,085
Look, I feel terrible about
what happened to Anthony.
2106
01:21:21,253 --> 01:21:22,303
We all do.
2107
01:21:22,462 --> 01:21:24,632
That's the reason that
we have to keep going
2108
01:21:24,798 --> 01:21:25,968
now more than ever.
2109
01:21:27,425 --> 01:21:28,885
How can you give up like this?
2110
01:21:29,052 --> 01:21:30,302
Because that's what he do.
2111
01:21:31,805 --> 01:21:33,055
He already had planned to
2112
01:21:33,223 --> 01:21:35,143
open up a shop on the North Side.
2113
01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:36,628
That's what he put money down on.
2114
01:21:39,896 --> 01:21:41,186
Is that right, Cal?
2115
01:21:41,648 --> 01:21:43,568
You already plan to leave us behind.
2116
01:21:45,318 --> 01:21:46,488
Calvin.
2117
01:21:49,990 --> 01:21:51,410
Calvin, is that true?
2118
01:21:53,285 --> 01:21:54,865
(SIGHS) Look.
2119
01:21:55,328 --> 01:21:56,408
I'm a father first.
2120
01:21:56,580 --> 01:21:57,580
Oh, my God.
2121
01:21:57,789 --> 01:21:59,669
Y'all gotta realize that. Okay?
2122
01:21:59,833 --> 01:22:00,963
I got a son, too, man.
2123
01:22:01,126 --> 01:22:03,166
Okay, you take care of yours,
I take care of mine.
2124
01:22:03,962 --> 01:22:05,842
Now y'all depend on me
to do a few things,
2125
01:22:06,006 --> 01:22:08,086
but Jalen depends on me to do everything.
2126
01:22:08,258 --> 01:22:10,178
And I'm not about to leave him out here
2127
01:22:10,343 --> 01:22:12,353
in these streets
to get hurt for you, you,
2128
01:22:12,512 --> 01:22:13,642
or this damn shop!
2129
01:22:13,805 --> 01:22:16,265
None of us have ever asked you
not to be a father!
2130
01:22:16,433 --> 01:22:17,933
None of us!
2131
01:22:18,101 --> 01:22:21,351
We are here because of fathers
like you and sons like Jalen,
2132
01:22:21,521 --> 01:22:23,021
and you didn't even tell us?
2133
01:22:23,690 --> 01:22:26,940
We get up every single day
and we work beside you!
2134
01:22:27,861 --> 01:22:29,491
We're supposed to be your friends!
2135
01:22:31,281 --> 01:22:32,871
I am your partner!
2136
01:22:33,033 --> 01:22:34,493
When were you gonna tell me?
2137
01:22:34,659 --> 01:22:36,179
I was gonna say something
after the ceasefire.
2138
01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:38,242
- Man, that's bullshit.
- No, that's some real shit.
2139
01:22:38,288 --> 01:22:39,428
RASHAD:
You weren't gonna tell us
2140
01:22:39,456 --> 01:22:40,636
'cause you ain't care
about what we think.
2141
01:22:40,665 --> 01:22:42,495
- What?
- You sold us out, man.
2142
01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:45,087
I didn't sell nobody out, man.
I've been here for years!
2143
01:22:45,629 --> 01:22:47,879
Y'all are the only reason
I come to this damn shop!
2144
01:22:48,048 --> 01:22:50,298
I've been wanting
to leave here years ago!
2145
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,550
I'm just trying to do better, man.
2146
01:22:52,719 --> 01:22:55,059
That's it! For my family!
2147
01:22:55,221 --> 01:22:56,971
If you can't understand that, I'm sorry.
2148
01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:59,230
- I'm sorry, but I'm out!
- Wait, Calvin. Come on.
2149
01:22:59,392 --> 01:23:00,792
- Let's talk...
- No. I'm gone. I'm out!
2150
01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:02,900
Calvin! Calvin?
2151
01:23:08,902 --> 01:23:09,902
(GRUNTS)
2152
01:23:14,949 --> 01:23:16,909
Thanks. Appreciate it.
2153
01:23:32,342 --> 01:23:33,842
EDDIE: What do you say, Eugene?
2154
01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:35,720
EUGENE:
Hey, hey, what's up, Big Eddie?
2155
01:23:35,887 --> 01:23:37,697
Why don't you give me
a double shot of Hennessy?
2156
01:23:37,722 --> 01:23:39,772
- You got it, boss.
- (GRUNTING) Yep.
2157
01:23:40,767 --> 01:23:42,887
You got some of those wasabi nuts?
2158
01:23:43,061 --> 01:23:44,521
(EUGENE AND EDDIE LAUGH)
2159
01:23:47,190 --> 01:23:50,190
Eddie, if you came in here
on some
Ol' Man River shit,
2160
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:51,960
trying to tell me what kind of fool I am
2161
01:23:52,112 --> 01:23:53,452
for moving the shop,
2162
01:23:53,613 --> 01:23:54,743
I don't want to hear it.
2163
01:23:55,115 --> 01:23:58,275
Well, I might as well just
take my drink to go then.
2164
01:23:58,451 --> 01:24:00,911
Go on. Put that in a plastic cup.
2165
01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,459
(CHUCKLING)
2166
01:24:02,956 --> 01:24:05,076
I'm gonna be real with you, Cal.
2167
01:24:05,917 --> 01:24:07,707
I came in here to say,
2168
01:24:07,877 --> 01:24:09,247
thank you.
2169
01:24:10,130 --> 01:24:13,260
Now, I ain't want
to say this in front of everybody,
2170
01:24:13,425 --> 01:24:14,585
but you right.
2171
01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:17,969
Selling the shop is the best
thing for your family,
2172
01:24:18,138 --> 01:24:20,598
and the perfect excuse for me to get out.
2173
01:24:20,765 --> 01:24:21,975
Go on and retire.
2174
01:24:22,475 --> 01:24:24,435
Retire? You?
2175
01:24:24,644 --> 01:24:25,654
(SCOFFS)
2176
01:24:25,937 --> 01:24:28,147
Thought you'd die before
you left that shop, Eddie.
2177
01:24:28,314 --> 01:24:29,444
Yeah.
2178
01:24:29,607 --> 01:24:33,567
I ain't dying in that old
raggedy-ass unisexual shop.
2179
01:24:33,737 --> 01:24:34,817
What... (CHUCKLES)
2180
01:24:34,988 --> 01:24:37,068
I can't even recognize
that place no more.
2181
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:38,240
Hell...
2182
01:24:38,408 --> 01:24:40,828
I don't even recognize
the neighborhood no more.
2183
01:24:40,994 --> 01:24:42,334
Yeah.
2184
01:24:43,329 --> 01:24:44,909
Got that right.
2185
01:24:45,457 --> 01:24:47,247
All the more reason
2186
01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:50,594
for you to just go on over
there to the North Side.
2187
01:24:58,636 --> 01:24:59,916
I know what you're doing, Eddie.
2188
01:25:01,014 --> 01:25:02,684
It's not easy, man.
2189
01:25:02,849 --> 01:25:05,349
Hell, no, it ain't easy. Hell, no.
2190
01:25:06,186 --> 01:25:08,436
We black. It's hard.
2191
01:25:08,605 --> 01:25:11,315
Hard and us go hand in hand.
2192
01:25:11,858 --> 01:25:13,608
But we ain't never gave up.
2193
01:25:13,985 --> 01:25:15,195
I didn't give up.
2194
01:25:15,779 --> 01:25:17,029
I gave out.
2195
01:25:17,947 --> 01:25:19,317
I'm tired, Eddie.
2196
01:25:19,532 --> 01:25:20,532
(LAUGHS)
2197
01:25:20,784 --> 01:25:22,124
I'm tired, too.
2198
01:25:22,285 --> 01:25:24,035
We've been up 38 hours.
2199
01:25:24,287 --> 01:25:27,117
(BOTH LAUGH)
2200
01:25:34,214 --> 01:25:35,844
Anthony's gone.
2201
01:25:38,343 --> 01:25:40,053
And that hurts like hell.
2202
01:25:40,804 --> 01:25:45,524
But we done lost a whole bunch more
if we didn't do that ceasefire.
2203
01:25:46,226 --> 01:25:47,846
Now we lost one.
2204
01:25:48,561 --> 01:25:50,061
He was special.
2205
01:25:50,730 --> 01:25:54,570
But we probably saved
more lives than we know.
2206
01:25:54,734 --> 01:25:58,574
And for that reason alone is
reason to keep up the fight.
2207
01:26:05,078 --> 01:26:06,828
- What's good, bro?
- Yo.
2208
01:26:08,748 --> 01:26:09,748
I can't do this, man.
2209
01:26:09,916 --> 01:26:10,916
What?
2210
01:26:11,084 --> 01:26:12,214
I gotta walk away.
2211
01:26:12,377 --> 01:26:14,187
So you just gonna leave me
out here with Yummy alone?
2212
01:26:14,212 --> 01:26:16,172
I ain't leave you nowhere, man.
2213
01:26:16,339 --> 01:26:17,619
You ain't got to do this either.
2214
01:26:17,924 --> 01:26:19,484
Can't believe you doing this to me, yo.
2215
01:26:20,927 --> 01:26:21,927
What?
2216
01:26:22,095 --> 01:26:24,845
Look, my dad let me move
in with him and Terri.
2217
01:26:25,014 --> 01:26:26,174
They've been real cool to me.
2218
01:26:26,224 --> 01:26:27,564
I don't want to hear that, man.
2219
01:26:27,725 --> 01:26:29,095
J, what are you thinking?
2220
01:26:29,561 --> 01:26:31,101
I mean, look at what you have here.
2221
01:26:31,271 --> 01:26:32,941
Everything you need is right here.
2222
01:26:33,106 --> 01:26:35,436
- You got a moms, you got a dad.
- (SCOFFS)
2223
01:26:35,650 --> 01:26:36,940
I'm not doing this.
2224
01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:39,275
If you were smart, you'd do the same.
2225
01:26:51,666 --> 01:26:52,666
(DOOR OPENING)
2226
01:26:58,256 --> 01:26:59,586
Do I need to check the closet?
2227
01:27:00,925 --> 01:27:02,385
You been gone all of this time,
2228
01:27:02,552 --> 01:27:04,472
ain't answered none of my messages
2229
01:27:04,637 --> 01:27:06,427
and you come here playing.
2230
01:27:11,227 --> 01:27:12,647
I'm sorry.
2231
01:27:14,314 --> 01:27:15,444
I don't wanna fight.
2232
01:27:16,900 --> 01:27:20,490
With everything going on
right now, with Anthony,
2233
01:27:21,154 --> 01:27:22,614
we shouldn't be like this.
2234
01:27:23,406 --> 01:27:24,566
I agree.
2235
01:27:27,744 --> 01:27:29,834
And I'm sorry about that Draya mess.
2236
01:27:29,996 --> 01:27:31,576
Nothing happened.
2237
01:27:32,081 --> 01:27:33,881
But I shouldn't have
put you in that position.
2238
01:27:36,002 --> 01:27:37,502
I know nothing happened.
2239
01:27:38,630 --> 01:27:39,960
You're just an idiot.
2240
01:27:40,214 --> 01:27:41,224
(CHUCKLES)
2241
01:27:42,008 --> 01:27:43,798
I'm just a man, baby.
2242
01:27:45,178 --> 01:27:46,678
I get it.
2243
01:27:48,014 --> 01:27:50,184
And I know I've been working a lot.
2244
01:27:52,685 --> 01:27:54,765
But I need you to know
2245
01:27:56,189 --> 01:27:58,269
that I see everything you do.
2246
01:27:59,359 --> 01:28:02,029
You're an amazing man, Rashad.
2247
01:28:02,195 --> 01:28:04,195
You're an amazing father to Maya.
2248
01:28:05,114 --> 01:28:07,954
I could never ask for
a better partner than you.
2249
01:28:09,619 --> 01:28:11,539
I guess I just figured
2250
01:28:12,830 --> 01:28:14,710
you knew how I felt.
2251
01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:16,378
I do.
2252
01:28:17,377 --> 01:28:19,707
But sometimes a brother needs to hear it.
2253
01:28:22,799 --> 01:28:24,509
ANGIE: One-Stop, can you sign this?
2254
01:28:24,676 --> 01:28:26,386
ONE-STOP: No doubt.
2255
01:28:26,552 --> 01:28:28,892
- (SIGHS)
- ANGIE:
Thank you, baby.
2256
01:28:30,306 --> 01:28:31,976
JERROD:
Oh, this is crazy, man.
2257
01:28:32,141 --> 01:28:34,061
ANGIE:
Bree, you wanna sign the card?
2258
01:28:34,227 --> 01:28:35,897
RAJA:
Yo, Jerrod, check it out.
2259
01:28:38,231 --> 01:28:40,071
CALVIN:
Hey, what's up, everybody?
2260
01:28:40,233 --> 01:28:42,243
Before y'all pack up your stuff,
2261
01:28:42,402 --> 01:28:44,242
can I talk to you for a minute?
2262
01:28:48,199 --> 01:28:49,739
Just real quick.
2263
01:28:53,913 --> 01:28:56,543
Go on in now, say what you gotta say.
2264
01:28:59,877 --> 01:29:01,247
I was wrong.
2265
01:29:03,423 --> 01:29:05,723
The reason I wanted to end the ceasefire
2266
01:29:06,342 --> 01:29:09,512
is the same reason why I
wanted to move the shop to the North Side.
2267
01:29:11,764 --> 01:29:13,354
Man, I was hurt.
2268
01:29:14,392 --> 01:29:15,772
Disappointed.
2269
01:29:17,937 --> 01:29:19,607
But y'all know me.
2270
01:29:20,356 --> 01:29:22,936
Y'all know I got love for the South Side.
2271
01:29:25,611 --> 01:29:28,201
I got love for everybody
in this neighborhood.
2272
01:29:29,741 --> 01:29:32,121
I got love for everybody in here.
2273
01:29:32,910 --> 01:29:34,620
All my customers,
2274
01:29:35,455 --> 01:29:37,915
even the ones that don't know
how to go home.
2275
01:29:42,170 --> 01:29:43,170
What?
2276
01:29:44,255 --> 01:29:45,715
Are y'all gonna play me like that?
2277
01:29:47,133 --> 01:29:49,143
So after a while, it just...
2278
01:29:49,302 --> 01:29:51,932
It just became easier to just walk away.
2279
01:29:52,722 --> 01:29:54,432
Walk away from all this pain.
2280
01:29:55,433 --> 01:29:56,933
All the hurt.
2281
01:29:59,145 --> 01:30:00,645
That ain't right either.
2282
01:30:01,731 --> 01:30:04,731
If we don't do something for
this neighborhood, who will?
2283
01:30:05,401 --> 01:30:07,651
At the end of the day
we can't expect people
2284
01:30:08,279 --> 01:30:10,989
who don't know nothing about
what's going on around here,
2285
01:30:11,157 --> 01:30:13,907
to come in here and solve our problems.
2286
01:30:15,995 --> 01:30:18,115
We gotta fix our problems ourself.
2287
01:30:19,957 --> 01:30:21,827
So what are you saying, Calvin?
2288
01:30:22,627 --> 01:30:24,837
I'm saying I wanna continue
what we started.
2289
01:30:25,338 --> 01:30:28,168
I want to put the ceasefire
back on for the neighborhood.
2290
01:30:28,341 --> 01:30:29,801
For Anthony...
2291
01:30:31,469 --> 01:30:32,849
And really for us.
2292
01:30:33,346 --> 01:30:36,516
But I'm only one half
of the leadership here, so,
2293
01:30:36,682 --> 01:30:38,852
I'm gonna need the support of my partner
2294
01:30:39,018 --> 01:30:41,848
before the ceasefire's
officially back on.
2295
01:30:42,021 --> 01:30:43,821
Calvin, you never lost my support.
2296
01:30:43,981 --> 01:30:44,981
You know, I'm here.
2297
01:30:45,483 --> 01:30:47,193
I appreciate your vote of confidence,
2298
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:48,760
but I think Angie is the one you...
2299
01:30:48,861 --> 01:30:50,201
Shh! You're good. You're good.
2300
01:30:50,363 --> 01:30:52,723
- Oh, Angie is the one you're speaking to.
- Now you got it.
2301
01:30:52,782 --> 01:30:54,532
JERROD:
I totally misread the situation.
2302
01:30:54,700 --> 01:30:55,740
RAJA:
It's okay.
2303
01:30:56,702 --> 01:30:58,202
So what you say, Ange?
2304
01:30:59,539 --> 01:31:00,709
Look...
2305
01:31:04,544 --> 01:31:05,594
I just...
2306
01:31:07,213 --> 01:31:10,223
I just can't understand why people
are still standing around
2307
01:31:10,383 --> 01:31:12,723
when my partner just said
the ceasefire is back on.
2308
01:31:12,927 --> 01:31:14,007
(EXCLAIMING)
2309
01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:15,720
Yes!
2310
01:31:16,389 --> 01:31:17,639
RAJA:
Ooh, bait and switch.
2311
01:31:17,807 --> 01:31:19,267
Thank you so much.
2312
01:31:20,393 --> 01:31:21,773
- All right.
- RAJA:
Let's do this.
2313
01:31:21,978 --> 01:31:22,978
EDDIE:
Oh, yes, yes!
2314
01:31:23,146 --> 01:31:26,146
- That's good stuff right there.
- Yes, sir. Good stuff.
2315
01:31:26,315 --> 01:31:27,565
- Sorry about that.
- Nah.
2316
01:31:27,775 --> 01:31:28,985
JERROD:
Let's celebrate!
2317
01:31:29,986 --> 01:31:31,736
Yo. Can a brother get a cut around here?
2318
01:31:32,697 --> 01:31:33,697
Damn!
2319
01:31:33,865 --> 01:31:35,195
Hey, D, what's up, man?
2320
01:31:35,366 --> 01:31:37,446
ANTHONY DAVIS:
How you doing?
CALVIN:
Doing good now.
2321
01:31:37,660 --> 01:31:39,890
I'm Calvin. This is my shop, man.
What can we do for you?
2322
01:31:39,912 --> 01:31:40,952
Playing the Bulls tomorrow
2323
01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:43,040
and got a tweet from somebody
named thottiepimpin
2324
01:31:43,207 --> 01:31:45,007
about what y'all are doing
here and everything
2325
01:31:45,084 --> 01:31:46,234
and just came here
to show my support, man.
2326
01:31:46,252 --> 01:31:47,252
Cool.
2327
01:31:47,420 --> 01:31:48,590
Who's thottiepimpin?
2328
01:31:48,754 --> 01:31:49,924
That one right there.
2329
01:31:50,089 --> 01:31:51,169
What's up, man?
2330
01:31:51,340 --> 01:31:52,880
- How you doing, man?
- I'm doing.
2331
01:31:53,050 --> 01:31:54,930
- Just a second.
- You all right?
2332
01:31:55,094 --> 01:31:56,434
You okay?
2333
01:31:56,596 --> 01:31:58,426
Sorry, A.D. Sorry. He's got issues.
2334
01:31:58,598 --> 01:31:59,768
This was a mercy hire.
2335
01:31:59,932 --> 01:32:01,272
Just give the man some space.
2336
01:32:01,434 --> 01:32:03,234
- Hey. How ya doing?
- What's up, man?
2337
01:32:03,394 --> 01:32:04,584
- Good to see you.
- You too, man.
2338
01:32:04,604 --> 01:32:06,774
- All right, bro. Keep growing.
- High five.
2339
01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:08,516
Okay, come on, young man.
2340
01:32:09,025 --> 01:32:10,605
Sit on down. Come on in here.
2341
01:32:10,776 --> 01:32:12,896
Let me line that unibrow a little.
2342
01:32:13,070 --> 01:32:14,110
Give it a soft fade,
2343
01:32:14,280 --> 01:32:15,720
and then I'll cut
right through the middle there
2344
01:32:15,740 --> 01:32:16,780
and open it up for you.
2345
01:32:17,617 --> 01:32:18,947
Nobody's touching my unibrow.
2346
01:32:19,118 --> 01:32:20,288
And no disrespect,
2347
01:32:20,453 --> 01:32:22,013
I'm gonna let my man
Calvin over here hook me up.
2348
01:32:22,038 --> 01:32:23,348
EDDIE:
All right.
DANTE:
What's up, A.D.?
2349
01:32:23,372 --> 01:32:24,522
How you doing, brother? You good?
2350
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:25,770
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
- Everything all right?
2351
01:32:25,791 --> 01:32:27,631
All right. Question...
2352
01:32:27,793 --> 01:32:29,613
- You looking for a roommate?
- No, I'm all good, man.
2353
01:32:29,629 --> 01:32:30,959
- You sure?
- Positive.
2354
01:32:31,130 --> 01:32:32,380
I got my stuff. I'm all ready.
2355
01:32:32,548 --> 01:32:33,898
We ain't got to make a stop or nothing.
2356
01:32:33,925 --> 01:32:35,565
- All right. Cool, man.
- I'm good. I'm good.
2357
01:32:35,593 --> 01:32:36,973
- You say yes?
- No, I said...
2358
01:32:37,136 --> 01:32:38,446
All right. Okay. All right, okay. Cool.
2359
01:32:38,471 --> 01:32:39,851
Don't do it.
2360
01:32:40,014 --> 01:32:41,204
- Sorry about that, man.
- It's all good, man.
2361
01:32:41,224 --> 01:32:42,454
- You know how they act.
- Yeah.
2362
01:32:42,475 --> 01:32:43,865
Question. You mind if
I get a picture for Twitter?
2363
01:32:43,893 --> 01:32:44,893
Yeah, for sure, man.
2364
01:32:45,061 --> 01:32:46,291
Tag me in it, too, so I can retweet it.
2365
01:32:46,312 --> 01:32:49,232
Man! That would be...
That would be dope, man.
2366
01:32:49,398 --> 01:32:50,398
Hey, man, hurry up.
2367
01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:52,530
Hey, Jerrod, get out the man's face.
2368
01:32:52,693 --> 01:32:53,693
Let me get this photo.
2369
01:32:53,861 --> 01:32:55,151
Damn, you're like TMZ.
2370
01:32:56,155 --> 01:32:57,155
(LAUGHING)
2371
01:32:57,448 --> 01:32:58,798
I appreciate you coming through here.
2372
01:32:58,824 --> 01:33:00,304
- They gonna go crazy.
- Yeah, I appreciate it.
2373
01:33:00,326 --> 01:33:02,546
Don't worry about nothing, man.
Your unibrow is safe with me.
2374
01:33:02,578 --> 01:33:03,858
- I appreciate that, man.
- Cool.
2375
01:33:03,996 --> 01:33:06,286
RJ:
Yes, sir. Peace is in the air!
2376
01:33:06,457 --> 01:33:07,597
We're 42 hours into the ceasefire
2377
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:09,455
and the word is out
about Calvin's Barbershop.
2378
01:33:09,627 --> 01:33:10,847
RJ 2:
Chicago native and NBA superstar
2379
01:33:10,878 --> 01:33:12,798
Anthony Davis paid a visit
to the South Side.
2380
01:33:12,964 --> 01:33:15,804
NEWS ANCHOR:
In other news, quite a crowd
has gathered on the South Side
2381
01:33:15,883 --> 01:33:18,343
for, get this, free haircuts,
2382
01:33:18,511 --> 01:33:20,511
in an effort to decrease
violence in our city.
2383
01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:22,180
We are trending.
2384
01:33:22,348 --> 01:33:25,808
#BarbershopSavesTheNeighborhood
is trending on Twitter.
2385
01:33:25,977 --> 01:33:26,977
- What?
- JERROD:
Yup!
2386
01:33:27,144 --> 01:33:28,234
- No way.
- Take a look.
2387
01:33:28,396 --> 01:33:29,646
ANGIE:
Finally.
2388
01:33:29,855 --> 01:33:31,355
Oh, wow. It is trending.
2389
01:33:31,691 --> 01:33:32,861
- Oops.
- What the hell, dude?
2390
01:33:33,025 --> 01:33:34,205
CALVIN:
All right, man. Who next?
2391
01:33:34,235 --> 01:33:36,485
- Can I get a selfie with you?
- What?
2392
01:33:36,654 --> 01:33:37,664
(SQUEALING)
2393
01:33:41,367 --> 01:33:43,697
This is so cool!
2394
01:33:43,869 --> 01:33:45,659
We're gonna get, like, a thousand likes!
2395
01:33:45,830 --> 01:33:47,370
Yo, Instagram that.
2396
01:33:48,165 --> 01:33:49,875
What'd them white girls want? They lost?
2397
01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:51,352
I don't know. Why don't you go see?
2398
01:33:51,377 --> 01:33:53,087
Did you tell them they was awesome?
2399
01:33:53,254 --> 01:33:56,224
White people love when you go, "Awesome!"
2400
01:33:56,382 --> 01:33:58,722
I'm available for catering,
uh, business luncheons,
2401
01:33:58,926 --> 01:34:00,176
private parties, Shivas.
2402
01:34:00,344 --> 01:34:03,104
- Hold the pork!
- (BOTH LAUGH)
2403
01:34:03,264 --> 01:34:05,104
And let's not forget about
my Gangsta Grub rub!
2404
01:34:05,182 --> 01:34:06,772
Put it on all the meat you eat.
2405
01:34:06,934 --> 01:34:08,694
Ladies, all the meat.
2406
01:34:11,230 --> 01:34:14,900
J.D., what inspired you to
get involved in this movement?
2407
01:34:15,234 --> 01:34:17,114
Well, you know,
it's always been about the kids.
2408
01:34:17,236 --> 01:34:18,236
Wow.
2409
01:34:18,446 --> 01:34:20,906
You are living proof
that there are superheroes
2410
01:34:21,073 --> 01:34:22,413
living amongst us mere mortals.
2411
01:34:22,575 --> 01:34:25,445
Well, you know, there wasn't
enough room in my car for my cape.
2412
01:34:25,619 --> 01:34:26,619
(BOTH LAUGH)
2413
01:34:26,912 --> 01:34:30,212
J.D., how much money have you raised
for the Boys and Girls Club this weekend?
2414
01:34:30,374 --> 01:34:32,214
Oh... (MUMBLING)
2415
01:34:33,419 --> 01:34:35,839
Maybe about $500. That's it.
2416
01:34:36,005 --> 01:34:38,465
It certainly looks like
a lot more than $500.
2417
01:34:39,258 --> 01:34:40,258
Slow your roll.
2418
01:34:40,426 --> 01:34:41,756
Oh, well...
2419
01:34:42,053 --> 01:34:45,473
J.D., we here at WIS News...
2420
01:34:45,639 --> 01:34:47,519
We have a little surprise for you.
2421
01:34:47,892 --> 01:34:49,642
(EXCLAIMS)
J.D. don't like surprises.
2422
01:34:49,810 --> 01:34:51,770
- You're going to love this.
- I doubt it.
2423
01:34:51,937 --> 01:34:54,397
- J.D., meet Jamilah...
- Who is she?
2424
01:34:54,565 --> 01:34:56,885
...and one of her Boys and Girls
Club counselor, Mr. Fenty.
2425
01:34:56,942 --> 01:34:57,942
Okay, well, who is he?
2426
01:34:58,110 --> 01:35:00,740
They are here to officially
accept your donation
2427
01:35:00,905 --> 01:35:03,775
on behalf of the Boys
and Girls Club of Chicago.
2428
01:35:04,075 --> 01:35:05,325
What?
2429
01:35:06,827 --> 01:35:08,447
Oh, they're here to accept the money--
2430
01:35:08,621 --> 01:35:10,461
Shut up, woman!
I heard you the first time!
2431
01:35:10,623 --> 01:35:12,063
Ain't nobody said they was
gonna give no money
2432
01:35:12,083 --> 01:35:13,963
to no Boys and Girl-- Oh!
2433
01:35:14,126 --> 01:35:16,626
Boys and Girls Club. Yeah.
(CHUCKLING)
2434
01:35:16,796 --> 01:35:19,466
Okay, hold on one second, chrome dome.
All right.
2435
01:35:20,132 --> 01:35:22,762
Live from the South Side,
I am Candace Washington...
2436
01:35:23,928 --> 01:35:25,598
I need your help. It's Jalen.
2437
01:35:25,763 --> 01:35:27,283
- What's going on with Jalen?
- He's about to do this
2438
01:35:27,306 --> 01:35:28,546
initiation with the Vice Lords.
2439
01:35:28,641 --> 01:35:29,791
Look, I tried to tell him not to.
2440
01:35:29,809 --> 01:35:31,019
Where's he at, Kenny?
2441
01:35:31,185 --> 01:35:32,865
He's at the park.
(ECHOING) Cornell Square.
2442
01:35:33,312 --> 01:35:34,482
Cal!
2443
01:35:34,980 --> 01:35:36,980
YUMMY: Hell, yeah,
that's what I like to hear.
2444
01:35:37,149 --> 01:35:39,149
You all ready? You all ready?
2445
01:35:39,985 --> 01:35:41,145
YUMMY: Yeah.
2446
01:35:42,196 --> 01:35:43,316
What's up, man?
2447
01:35:44,657 --> 01:35:45,987
Where your little homie Kenny at?
2448
01:35:47,952 --> 01:35:50,112
I don't know.
I think his dad said he had to come home.
2449
01:35:50,496 --> 01:35:52,616
Stay home? You playing, right?
2450
01:35:53,290 --> 01:35:54,580
Stay home?
2451
01:35:55,376 --> 01:35:56,996
You think this a joke?
2452
01:35:58,462 --> 01:36:00,172
You think this is a game, nigga?
2453
01:36:02,383 --> 01:36:03,783
PRINCIPAL WALKER:
We're concerned about the people
2454
01:36:03,801 --> 01:36:05,281
that Jalen's been hanging around with.
2455
01:36:05,302 --> 01:36:07,032
JENNIFER:
Are you trying
to say Jalen's in a gang?
2456
01:36:07,054 --> 01:36:08,704
Not trying to get that call
in the middle of the night
2457
01:36:08,722 --> 01:36:10,682
saying my son is locked up or worse,
2458
01:36:10,850 --> 01:36:13,230
because we didn't act
when we had a chance.
2459
01:36:13,394 --> 01:36:14,984
See, that's the problem right there.
2460
01:36:15,312 --> 01:36:16,982
Everybody wanna be down,
2461
01:36:17,148 --> 01:36:19,188
nobody want to put in the work.
2462
01:36:19,859 --> 01:36:21,439
Didn't Quis say to chill this weekend?
2463
01:36:21,652 --> 01:36:24,612
(SCOFFING) Nigga. Marquis?
2464
01:36:25,990 --> 01:36:27,530
Nigga, I ain't worried about Marquis.
2465
01:36:28,576 --> 01:36:30,016
Know what? You playing me right now.
2466
01:36:30,077 --> 01:36:31,407
You wasting my time right now.
2467
01:36:32,037 --> 01:36:33,707
I think he wasting my time.
2468
01:36:35,749 --> 01:36:37,169
Ain't no going home, nigga.
2469
01:36:37,334 --> 01:36:38,844
Ain't no such thing.
2470
01:36:39,003 --> 01:36:40,153
JALEN:
Why are you
trying to take everything
2471
01:36:40,171 --> 01:36:41,571
- I like away from me?
- CALVIN:
Because I love you...
2472
01:36:41,589 --> 01:36:42,979
JALEN:
My life would be
so much better if you...
2473
01:36:43,007 --> 01:36:44,287
JENNIFER:
We raised a smart kid.
2474
01:36:44,383 --> 01:36:45,503
You need to make a decision.
2475
01:36:46,844 --> 01:36:49,224
Are you riding or not?
2476
01:36:51,724 --> 01:36:52,774
(TIRES SQUEALING)
2477
01:37:11,285 --> 01:37:12,655
(EXHALES)
2478
01:37:37,269 --> 01:37:40,149
ALL:
Ten, nine, eight,
2479
01:37:40,314 --> 01:37:43,114
seven, six, five,
2480
01:37:43,275 --> 01:37:46,275
four, three, two...
2481
01:37:46,445 --> 01:37:47,735
One!
2482
01:37:47,905 --> 01:37:49,615
- (ALL CHEERING)
- Yeah!
2483
01:37:53,369 --> 01:37:54,969
ONE-STOP:
That's what I'm talking about!
2484
01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:56,660
Yeah, baby! All right!
2485
01:38:01,877 --> 01:38:03,417
Ah! Ah! Ah!
2486
01:38:03,629 --> 01:38:04,769
- Bam!
- Your daddy gonna be proud.
2487
01:38:04,797 --> 01:38:06,117
Your dad will be so proud of you.
2488
01:38:06,257 --> 01:38:07,397
- You did a good job.
- I feel good.
2489
01:38:07,424 --> 01:38:08,474
I feel good.
2490
01:38:09,969 --> 01:38:11,929
Hey, yo, Shad. Hey, man!
2491
01:38:12,137 --> 01:38:14,307
Much love, dude.
I'm sorry about everything.
2492
01:38:14,473 --> 01:38:16,853
- I love you, boy.
- I love you, bro. Love you.
2493
01:38:17,309 --> 01:38:18,309
Wow.
2494
01:38:18,519 --> 01:38:20,479
Two black dads getting along.
2495
01:38:22,940 --> 01:38:24,480
(WHIMPERING)
2496
01:38:24,858 --> 01:38:25,858
(SNIFFLING)
2497
01:38:30,823 --> 01:38:31,873
Let me ask you something.
2498
01:38:32,074 --> 01:38:35,164
Um, I don't come off as gay, do I?
2499
01:38:35,327 --> 01:38:38,037
I mean, I've heard that,
like, twice already today.
2500
01:38:38,205 --> 01:38:40,365
(SCOFFS) No.
Now, do I think that you could
2501
01:38:40,541 --> 01:38:43,631
maybe afford to own one less
pastel-colored T-shirt
2502
01:38:43,794 --> 01:38:45,364
and go up a size in the jean department?
2503
01:38:45,379 --> 01:38:46,879
Yes, absolutely.
2504
01:38:47,047 --> 01:38:48,507
But who cares?
2505
01:38:48,674 --> 01:38:50,514
Clothes don't signify someone's sexuality.
2506
01:38:50,676 --> 01:38:52,176
And even if you were gay...
2507
01:38:52,344 --> 01:38:54,894
I'm not. For the record. I'm not.
2508
01:38:55,055 --> 01:38:57,215
It wouldn't matter to me anyway.
2509
01:38:57,391 --> 01:39:00,521
I like who you are and you shouldn't feel
pressured to change for anybody.
2510
01:39:00,728 --> 01:39:02,688
And there's no rules on
how to be a straight dude.
2511
01:39:02,855 --> 01:39:03,855
Look at Miguel.
2512
01:39:04,064 --> 01:39:05,154
Look at Prince.
2513
01:39:05,316 --> 01:39:07,686
Homeboy be rocking
six-inch stilettos and a perm,
2514
01:39:07,860 --> 01:39:08,860
and he can still get it.
2515
01:39:09,028 --> 01:39:10,028
(CHUCKLES) Yes, he can.
2516
01:39:11,238 --> 01:39:13,068
I'm messing with you.
Playing the whole...
2517
01:39:13,240 --> 01:39:14,530
- That's...
- Anyway.
2518
01:39:14,700 --> 01:39:15,740
- (BREE CHUCKLES)
- (SIGHS)
2519
01:39:15,868 --> 01:39:17,788
So, you like my personality?
2520
01:39:19,163 --> 01:39:22,043
What can I say?
I find your neuroses entertaining.
2521
01:39:22,666 --> 01:39:25,706
Your passion for
women's rights liberating.
2522
01:39:26,253 --> 01:39:27,253
And, um...
2523
01:39:29,632 --> 01:39:31,262
I find your nerdiness
2524
01:39:31,425 --> 01:39:33,215
incredibly sexy.
2525
01:39:36,096 --> 01:39:37,176
Wow.
2526
01:39:38,265 --> 01:39:39,885
- Talking to me?
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
2527
01:39:40,351 --> 01:39:41,891
And that's why I like you.
2528
01:39:42,061 --> 01:39:43,061
Because you get me.
2529
01:39:43,562 --> 01:39:46,192
Not a lot of people do,
but you definitely do.
2530
01:39:46,357 --> 01:39:48,727
And just so you know, Ronnie, your ex,
2531
01:39:48,901 --> 01:39:51,401
he was never good enough for you.
2532
01:40:03,415 --> 01:40:04,785
I think I'm in love with you.
2533
01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:07,248
And I want to shout it from the rooftops.
2534
01:40:07,878 --> 01:40:09,588
- Oh... Too soon?
- Yeah.
2535
01:40:09,797 --> 01:40:11,477
- That's what I thought.
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
2536
01:40:11,590 --> 01:40:13,760
I mean... What'd you hear?
You heard that I said
2537
01:40:13,926 --> 01:40:15,756
- I was in love with you?
- No.
2538
01:40:16,053 --> 01:40:17,053
Rewind that.
2539
01:40:17,221 --> 01:40:18,371
How about dinner tomorrow night?
2540
01:40:18,389 --> 01:40:19,429
- Okay.
- That makes sense.
2541
01:40:19,556 --> 01:40:20,556
Yeah. That's...
2542
01:40:20,766 --> 01:40:22,366
- I went from a broken home,
- (CHUCKLES)
2543
01:40:22,393 --> 01:40:24,653
- so I give affection very fast.
- Oh, my Lord. My Lord.
2544
01:40:24,812 --> 01:40:26,482
- Yeah. Yeah.
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
2545
01:40:28,440 --> 01:40:30,070
You got a lot of nerve showing up here.
2546
01:40:30,609 --> 01:40:32,949
- I came to apologize, Terri.
- I don't want to hear it.
2547
01:40:33,112 --> 01:40:34,742
Well, I wanna say it anyway.
2548
01:40:36,532 --> 01:40:37,532
(SIGHS)
2549
01:40:37,741 --> 01:40:39,871
Listen, I'm really sorry.
2550
01:40:40,577 --> 01:40:42,457
I should have never come
between you and Rashad.
2551
01:40:42,579 --> 01:40:43,909
Damn right.
2552
01:40:44,164 --> 01:40:46,634
It's just that you have your
whole life taken care of,
2553
01:40:46,792 --> 01:40:48,422
and figured out. And...
2554
01:40:48,961 --> 01:40:51,671
I'm like, still trying to figure out
every little thing about mine.
2555
01:40:53,298 --> 01:40:55,008
I made a mistake.
2556
01:40:55,175 --> 01:40:57,795
It'll never, ever happen again.
I promise you that.
2557
01:40:59,096 --> 01:41:00,306
Well...
2558
01:41:01,348 --> 01:41:02,978
I appreciate you saying that.
2559
01:41:03,308 --> 01:41:05,438
Does that mean we're cool?
2560
01:41:07,354 --> 01:41:08,364
I guess.
2561
01:41:08,605 --> 01:41:09,645
Come here, girl!
2562
01:41:10,649 --> 01:41:11,649
(GIGGLES)
2563
01:41:13,444 --> 01:41:14,454
Anyway...
2564
01:41:14,611 --> 01:41:17,161
I did want to tell you
that if you and Rashad
2565
01:41:17,322 --> 01:41:19,622
was looking for, like,
a third girl to help you out,
2566
01:41:19,783 --> 01:41:21,663
you know, get it poppin'
or anything like that,
2567
01:41:21,827 --> 01:41:23,037
I would be down for that.
2568
01:41:23,287 --> 01:41:24,497
- Mull it over.
- (SCOFFS)
2569
01:41:24,788 --> 01:41:25,788
- Bye, Draya.
- Hey, hey.
2570
01:41:25,956 --> 01:41:27,036
Hey, hey, hey.
2571
01:41:27,207 --> 01:41:28,877
We need to at least hear her out now.
2572
01:41:29,042 --> 01:41:30,792
I mean, she ain't
come this way for nothing.
2573
01:41:30,961 --> 01:41:32,611
- Hey, Rashad!
- RASHAD:
What's good, Draya?
2574
01:41:32,629 --> 01:41:33,669
- Get in the house.
- Baby.
2575
01:41:33,797 --> 01:41:35,597
TERRI:
You think it's funny.
You're not funny.
2576
01:41:35,674 --> 01:41:36,834
- CALVIN: Thanks.
- (EXCLAIMS)
2577
01:41:38,510 --> 01:41:40,680
This is not what you think it is.
2578
01:41:41,513 --> 01:41:43,393
This is that bird I talked about.
Remember that?
2579
01:41:43,474 --> 01:41:44,484
- It went away.
- (SIGHS)
2580
01:41:46,018 --> 01:41:48,188
It flew away. Let 'em fly.
2581
01:41:48,645 --> 01:41:50,395
(MIMICS COOING)
2582
01:41:53,650 --> 01:41:54,820
Know why I came back?
2583
01:41:54,985 --> 01:41:56,695
- Why?
- Because you my man.
2584
01:41:57,154 --> 01:41:58,244
I came back to you.
2585
01:41:58,530 --> 01:42:00,130
Why don't you just give me the damn check?
2586
01:42:00,157 --> 01:42:01,197
My man.
2587
01:42:01,408 --> 01:42:02,488
That's your section.
2588
01:42:02,659 --> 01:42:04,159
- No booth rent.
- We're clear?
2589
01:42:04,328 --> 01:42:05,328
Do you.
2590
01:42:05,496 --> 01:42:06,936
My man. It's a pleasure, my brother.
2591
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:08,670
You will do good business, my brother.
2592
01:42:08,832 --> 01:42:10,042
You have a good day!
2593
01:42:10,209 --> 01:42:12,089
Hit these streets. Oh! Hey! Hey!
2594
01:42:12,252 --> 01:42:15,012
I need to talk to you.
You got to sign some paperwork, brother.
2595
01:42:15,172 --> 01:42:16,722
Your wife trying to find you.
2596
01:42:16,882 --> 01:42:18,682
You're gonna run from me, really?
2597
01:42:18,842 --> 01:42:19,842
(DOOR OPENS)
2598
01:42:22,179 --> 01:42:23,599
Yo, man, we closed.
2599
01:42:23,764 --> 01:42:24,894
Come back tomorrow.
2600
01:42:25,057 --> 01:42:26,557
JALEN: Man, that's too bad.
2601
01:42:29,394 --> 01:42:31,564
I was really hoping you could fit me in.
2602
01:42:33,398 --> 01:42:35,068
I think I got room for one more.
2603
01:42:35,651 --> 01:42:36,651
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
2604
01:42:40,739 --> 01:42:42,239
Have a seat.
2605
01:42:47,246 --> 01:42:49,326
- Glad you came, man.
- (CHUCKLES)
2606
01:42:49,581 --> 01:42:52,751
Just wanted to do something about this
so-called abomination you say.
2607
01:42:52,918 --> 01:42:53,918
(LAUGHS)
2608
01:42:54,086 --> 01:42:55,956
I'll hook you up,
don't worry about nothin'.
2609
01:42:56,213 --> 01:42:58,223
Edge you up real quick.
2610
01:42:58,757 --> 01:43:01,087
Uh... I was thinking,
2611
01:43:01,301 --> 01:43:02,761
start off fresh.
2612
01:43:08,267 --> 01:43:09,307
You sure?
2613
01:43:10,561 --> 01:43:11,561
Positive.
2614
01:43:13,438 --> 01:43:14,438
(SOFTLY) All right.
2615
01:43:14,606 --> 01:43:15,896
Start you off fresh.
2616
01:43:17,150 --> 01:43:19,280
You know, I didn't mean
what I said earlier.
2617
01:43:20,279 --> 01:43:22,449
You've always been there
for me for everything,
2618
01:43:22,614 --> 01:43:23,994
and I appreciate it.
2619
01:43:26,368 --> 01:43:27,448
Love you, Dad.
2620
01:43:28,453 --> 01:43:29,873
I love you, too, man.
2621
01:43:30,622 --> 01:43:32,002
Always gonna be my guy.
2622
01:43:32,249 --> 01:43:33,329
I swear.
2623
01:43:34,960 --> 01:43:38,170
All right. Let's see how
we can hook you up here.
2624
01:43:39,172 --> 01:43:40,632
Yeah, okay.
2625
01:43:41,341 --> 01:43:42,511
Now, listen...
2626
01:43:42,968 --> 01:43:44,508
I hear about anything,
2627
01:43:44,678 --> 01:43:46,448
I'm snatching you right up
out of there, you hear me?
2628
01:43:46,471 --> 01:43:48,221
- Yeah, I hear you.
- I'm not playing.
2629
01:43:48,432 --> 01:43:50,142
Be up there quick fast in a hurry.
2630
01:43:50,309 --> 01:43:53,769
I escort you to the bathroom
and everything if I have to.
2631
01:43:54,062 --> 01:43:55,812
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2632
01:43:56,356 --> 01:43:57,766
Crazy, Dad.
2633
01:43:57,941 --> 01:43:59,611
But I'm fine with that.
2634
01:43:59,776 --> 01:44:02,146
I'm just happy to stay here.
Happy to be home.
2635
01:44:04,197 --> 01:44:05,567
I'm happy you back.
2636
01:44:05,824 --> 01:44:07,494
JALEN: See me hooping this year, right?
2637
01:44:07,659 --> 01:44:09,659
You got to penetrate more.
Too many jumpers.
2638
01:44:09,828 --> 01:44:10,988
JALEN: But they go in though.
2639
01:44:11,038 --> 01:44:12,638
CALVIN: (CHUCKLES) Not all
the time, they don't go in.
2640
01:44:12,664 --> 01:44:14,174
(LAUGHING) Oh, man...
2641
01:44:15,542 --> 01:44:17,692
CALVIN: You don't wanna rock
your dreads like that, man?
2642
01:44:17,711 --> 01:44:20,591
Now if you end up on the Bulls,
your daddy got to go everywhere with you.
2643
01:44:20,714 --> 01:44:22,434
- (LAUGHING)
- I'm gonna be the team barber.
2644
01:44:22,925 --> 01:44:23,925
Damn, man.
2645
01:44:24,134 --> 01:44:25,434
CALVIN: All right.
2646
01:44:25,802 --> 01:44:26,922
- Slow down.
- (CALVIN SIGHS)
2647
01:44:27,304 --> 01:44:28,314
Hey.
2648
01:44:28,555 --> 01:44:31,515
You ain't comb your hair in six months,
it's a little nappy down there.
2649
01:44:31,683 --> 01:44:34,353
- All kind of cucabugs back here. Beebees.
- (LAUGHS)
2650
01:44:34,561 --> 01:44:35,901
You gonna be all right.
2651
01:44:37,731 --> 01:44:39,521
Yeah. That's it.
(CLEARS THROAT)
2652
01:44:41,276 --> 01:44:42,276
Oh.
2653
01:44:43,487 --> 01:44:45,027
Look fresh.
2654
01:44:46,198 --> 01:44:48,238
Now you look like my son again.
2655
01:44:48,742 --> 01:44:50,542
I'm getting all the shorties
at school now.
2656
01:44:51,370 --> 01:44:52,370
Yeah.
2657
01:44:52,537 --> 01:44:54,247
Now you can sweep up the hair.
2658
01:44:54,581 --> 01:44:55,581
(LAUGHS)
2659
01:44:56,249 --> 01:44:57,749
CALVIN:
Dear Chicago,
2660
01:44:57,918 --> 01:45:00,088
I know I was hard on you before,
2661
01:45:00,253 --> 01:45:01,713
but here's the thing.
2662
01:45:01,880 --> 01:45:04,160
- If there's one thing I know about you,
- (KIDS GIGGLING)
2663
01:45:04,549 --> 01:45:06,759
is that you know how to bounce back.
2664
01:45:07,552 --> 01:45:11,522
MALE ANNOUNCER:
And we salute
Chicago's own South Side Champs.
2665
01:45:13,517 --> 01:45:14,867
- (MAN SHOUTING)
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
2666
01:45:14,893 --> 01:45:15,943
Chicago, stand up.
2667
01:45:16,103 --> 01:45:17,563
ALL: Chicago, stand up.
2668
01:45:17,729 --> 01:45:20,109
We want them to believe in themselves.
2669
01:45:20,273 --> 01:45:22,233
We want them to believe
in their community.
2670
01:45:22,401 --> 01:45:24,571
We want them to believe
that they have a future.
2671
01:45:24,736 --> 01:45:26,946
GRADUATES: We are college bound.
We are exceptional.
2672
01:45:27,114 --> 01:45:29,414
Not because we say it,
but because we work hard at it.
2673
01:45:29,574 --> 01:45:31,334
Hey! Congratulations, Miss Paxton.
2674
01:45:31,576 --> 01:45:33,246
(CHEERING)
2675
01:45:35,414 --> 01:45:39,714
CALVIN:
You've always taken personal
tragedy and turned it into triumph.
2676
01:45:40,085 --> 01:45:41,125
No, don't do it...
2677
01:45:41,545 --> 01:45:43,085
- (GRUNTS)
- Give me that!
2678
01:45:43,255 --> 01:45:44,755
- RASHAD:
Yeah. Yeah.
- No, no, no!
2679
01:45:45,090 --> 01:45:46,630
- Breaking down like LeBron!
- Oh.
2680
01:45:46,800 --> 01:45:48,340
- Know that. Know that.
- CALVIN: Yeah.
2681
01:45:49,428 --> 01:45:51,108
CALVIN:
That's why
I'm not giving up on you.
2682
01:45:51,138 --> 01:45:53,018
There we go. This what we running.
2683
01:45:53,724 --> 01:45:56,064
CALVIN:
Because you never gave up on me.
2684
01:45:56,351 --> 01:45:58,151
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2685
01:46:00,439 --> 01:46:01,649
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2686
01:46:02,232 --> 01:46:04,282
- Who won? Who won?
- JALEN: Boom, every time.
2687
01:46:05,110 --> 01:46:06,240
Mr. Wilson!
2688
01:46:09,823 --> 01:46:12,163
CALVIN:
And I know whatever happens,
2689
01:46:12,451 --> 01:46:13,911
eventually,
2690
01:46:14,077 --> 01:46:15,497
Chicago,
2691
01:46:15,829 --> 01:46:18,119
you'll find your way back home.
2692
01:46:18,457 --> 01:46:20,127
You always do.
2693
01:46:20,375 --> 01:46:22,535
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
2694
01:46:22,961 --> 01:46:24,091
What's up?
2695
01:46:24,337 --> 01:46:26,797
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
2696
01:46:27,841 --> 01:46:30,141
Yeah, who won? What's the real story?
2697
01:46:30,302 --> 01:46:31,512
What's the real story?
2698
01:46:31,970 --> 01:46:33,350
Who won? Who won?
2699
01:46:34,806 --> 01:46:36,426
Let's just stick to cutting hair, right?
2700
01:46:41,313 --> 01:46:43,773
REPORTER:
What can
the people of Chicago take away from this?
2701
01:46:43,940 --> 01:46:47,150
It's a reminder that the individual,
or, in this case, individuals,
2702
01:46:47,319 --> 01:46:48,489
can make a big difference.
2703
01:46:48,820 --> 01:46:50,320
As a former barber in the shop,
2704
01:46:50,489 --> 01:46:52,469
- it's been very inspiring...
- Is that Jimmy James?
2705
01:46:52,491 --> 01:46:53,631
...for me to see the people of community
2706
01:46:53,658 --> 01:46:54,798
come together and show the world
2707
01:46:54,826 --> 01:46:56,506
that there's still hope on the South Side.
2708
01:46:56,661 --> 01:46:58,711
REPORTER:
Mr. James!
JIMMY:
Ms. Cruz.
2709
01:46:58,872 --> 01:47:00,642
MARIELA CRUZ:
In light
of the success of the ceasefire,
2710
01:47:00,665 --> 01:47:02,805
have you personally changed
your mind about the enclosure,
2711
01:47:02,834 --> 01:47:05,674
and do you think it'll have any effect
on the upcoming council vote?
2712
01:47:05,837 --> 01:47:06,877
Go ahead, Jimmy.
2713
01:47:07,047 --> 01:47:08,477
Well, I can't speak for the council,
2714
01:47:08,507 --> 01:47:11,467
but I'd be shocked if they voted yes,
when so many have voted against it.
2715
01:47:12,010 --> 01:47:13,200
See, the whole point of the enclosure
2716
01:47:13,220 --> 01:47:14,980
was to decrease violence
in the neighborhood.
2717
01:47:15,013 --> 01:47:16,653
And I think that
Mr. Palmer and Ms. Norris
2718
01:47:16,681 --> 01:47:17,681
- Oh!
- (CHUCKLES)
2719
01:47:17,849 --> 01:47:18,989
and the rest of the team down at the shop
2720
01:47:19,017 --> 01:47:20,687
found a way to do just that.
2721
01:47:21,103 --> 01:47:22,343
EDDIE:
That's right!
RAJA:
Whoo!
2722
01:47:22,771 --> 01:47:23,811
- EDDIE:
Yeah!
- (APPLAUSE)
2723
01:47:23,980 --> 01:47:25,360
(SIRENS WAIL)
2724
01:47:27,734 --> 01:47:29,534
Dad! You see this?
2725
01:47:31,530 --> 01:47:32,880
CALVIN: Man, that's got to...
EDDIE:
No, it ain't.
2726
01:47:32,906 --> 01:47:34,026
Oh! Serious?
2727
01:47:34,199 --> 01:47:35,239
- Oh, my God.
- Whoa! Whoa!
2728
01:47:35,367 --> 01:47:36,697
BREE:
Oh, my God.
2729
01:47:36,868 --> 01:47:38,908
- OBAMA: Hey, everybody!
- Hell, no.
2730
01:47:39,079 --> 01:47:40,349
- (APPLAUSE)
- OBAMA: It's good to see you.
2731
01:47:40,372 --> 01:47:41,522
- How are you?
- Mr. President.
2732
01:47:41,540 --> 01:47:42,680
- How you doing?
- I'm doing great.
2733
01:47:42,707 --> 01:47:43,847
OBAMA:
I like that sharp suit.
2734
01:47:43,875 --> 01:47:45,345
- Hey, I'll get you one.
- I'm gonna hold you to that.
2735
01:47:45,377 --> 01:47:46,517
ONE-STOP:
Gotcha.
OBAMA:
Okay.
2736
01:47:46,545 --> 01:47:48,375
Mr. President, how you doing, sir?
2737
01:47:48,547 --> 01:47:51,417
You know, it's good to be back
where it all started for me.
2738
01:47:51,675 --> 01:47:52,715
The South Side.
2739
01:47:52,884 --> 01:47:54,804
- I told you.
- Hey, Eddie!
2740
01:47:55,554 --> 01:47:57,794
- Very good to see you. Good to see you.
- (OBAMA LAUGHS)
2741
01:47:58,056 --> 01:47:59,236
- Take that jacket off.
- (LAUGHS)
2742
01:47:59,266 --> 01:48:00,726
- (WHISPERS) Should I say hi?
- Yeah.
2743
01:48:00,892 --> 01:48:02,012
- Hi!
- OBAMA:
How you doing?
2744
01:48:02,060 --> 01:48:03,300
EDDIE: Have a seat right there.
2745
01:48:03,395 --> 01:48:04,805
(LAUGHS)
2746
01:48:05,021 --> 01:48:06,581
I was telling these kids
how I used to cut
2747
01:48:06,606 --> 01:48:08,576
- your hair back in the day.
- OBAMA: You sure did.
2748
01:48:08,608 --> 01:48:10,168
You was running around here organizing.
2749
01:48:10,235 --> 01:48:11,545
You know, I gotta get a picture of this.
2750
01:48:11,570 --> 01:48:13,050
- Calvin, take this picture.
- CALVIN:
Yeah.
2751
01:48:13,071 --> 01:48:14,411
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
- Bam!
2752
01:48:14,573 --> 01:48:16,953
How you doing, Mr. President?
My name's Calvin.
2753
01:48:17,117 --> 01:48:18,697
I own the shop with Angie right here.
2754
01:48:18,869 --> 01:48:19,869
- I'm Angie. Hi.
- Yeah.
2755
01:48:20,036 --> 01:48:21,176
OBAMA:
We appreciate your small business.
2756
01:48:21,204 --> 01:48:23,084
Hey, Mr. President.
New Democrat right here.
2757
01:48:23,248 --> 01:48:24,788
All right! Congratulations!
2758
01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:26,000
(PEOPLE YELLING)
2759
01:48:26,293 --> 01:48:27,483
Stop acting all nervous, Eddie.
2760
01:48:27,502 --> 01:48:28,942
You know you know what you're doing.
Come on, man.
2761
01:48:28,962 --> 01:48:31,402
I cut the man's hair years ago.
I know what I'm doing right here.
2762
01:48:31,423 --> 01:48:32,423
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Um...
2763
01:48:32,591 --> 01:48:34,051
Mr. President, I just want to say,
2764
01:48:34,217 --> 01:48:36,777
you know, I really love what you've done
for the black community.
2765
01:48:36,803 --> 01:48:38,603
OBAMA:
All right.
And I'm loving those pants.
2766
01:48:38,763 --> 01:48:40,723
- Oh, thank you.
- Appreciate your patriotism.
2767
01:48:40,891 --> 01:48:42,271
I salute you, too.
2768
01:48:43,935 --> 01:48:45,435
Barry. Come on, now.
2769
01:48:45,604 --> 01:48:46,614
I'm sorry.
2770
01:48:46,771 --> 01:48:49,231
Okay, here we go. Low like you always do?
2771
01:48:49,399 --> 01:48:50,959
CALVIN: Come on, now, hook your man up.
2772
01:48:51,109 --> 01:48:52,939
- Little bit.
- Are you shaking, Eddie?
2773
01:48:53,153 --> 01:48:54,713
- (SHAVER WHIRRING)
- Eddie, you got it.
2774
01:48:54,738 --> 01:48:56,278
Come on, Eddie. Represent now.
2775
01:48:57,324 --> 01:48:58,954
(ALL GASPING)
2776
01:48:59,284 --> 01:49:01,244
- (ALL CLAMORING)
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
2777
01:49:02,162 --> 01:49:03,292
CALVIN:
Eddie!
2778
01:49:03,622 --> 01:49:05,122
One-Stop,
2779
01:49:06,082 --> 01:49:07,462
you got some salve?
2780
01:49:08,627 --> 01:49:10,247
I can fix it! I can fix it!
2781
01:49:10,420 --> 01:49:11,630
Sit back down!
2782
01:51:40,070 --> 01:51:41,070
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