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I believe you have something
of mine, Robert.

It belongs to neither
of us, Bruno.

Humans shouldn't
possess this kind of power.

With that, I could have
everything I've ever wanted
for eternity.

I don't want to live in a world
where you can get everything
you want.

Give me what's mine.

[sighs]

Sorry, old friend.

This is for your own good.

* I'll wait a thousand years *

* A thousand miles
A thousand tears *

* There's nowhere
I'd rather be *

* There's still a world to see *

-Did you get the batteries?
-Sure did.

Are you sure
this is gonna work?

Absolutely. Sandy got all
the instructions off
the Internet. Right?

I kinda got all of them
off the Internet.
I improvised a little.

A homemade time machine
that we found on the Internet.

What could possibly go wrong?

In the miraculous off chance
that this actually works,
where should we send him?

What about back
to prehistoric times?

You like dinosaurs, right?

Sure, I like dinosaurs.
It doesn't mean I want to be
walking around amongst them.

Come to think of it,
I'd like to be transported
back to last week

when I agreed to take part
in this stupid experiment.

Come on, you guys.
We're The Adventure Club.

This could be
the ultimate adventure.

[exhales] Okay, here goes.

Wait! Did you change the date?

Oh, no!

If I get eaten by a T-Rex,
I'm gonna be really,
really mad at you guys!

[whirring and rumbling]

[clattering]

[coughing]

Did it work?

Nope.

[sighs] I guess
we can chalk up another bust
for The Adventure Club.

[sarcastically]
What a surprise.

I really had high hopes
for this one, guys.

Maybe we should give up on this
whole Adventure Club thing.

Yeah, maybe we should
try something else.

Come on, you guys.
We can't give up.

There's got to be adventures
out there for us to have.

Really? Like the time you tried
to convince us that there's

a Loch Ness monster
living in the lake?

Or that there was pirate
treasure buried under
the school playground?

I think it's time
to give up the dream.

Plus I'm out of Pez,
my favorite.

Worst day ever.

[sighs] At least
I have Penelope.

It's really disturbing that you
call your jalopy Penelope.

She's not a jalopy.
She's a go-kart.

And once I'm finished
working on her,
she'll be beautiful.

Hey, you okay?

It's getting late.

I better go home.

[Jane on phone] I do understand
your position, but I don't know
if you understand mine.

Look, if our funding
continues to be cut,

we won't have any money
to bring any new exhibits in,

and it will be impossible
for the Science Museum
to turn a profit.

It's a vicious cycle.

[sighs] Yes.

Yes, I understand.

Okay. Thank you. Bye-bye.

-Well, that didn't sound good.
-No.

Hey, sweetheart.
Where have you been?

Just hanging out.
Hey, Martin.

Hey, buddy.

Everything okay, Mom?

Oh, yeah, just some
Science Museum stuff.

You ready for some dinner?
Martin made lasagna.

Yeah, and I made it,
not your mom.

What is that supposed to mean?

Nothing, dear.

No, thanks.

[Martin] Are you sure?

It's not just any lasagna.
It's mac-and-cheese lasagna.

I'm not hungry.

I'll be right back.

[sniffling]

Hey, sweetie.

Are you okay?

Can I see?

Aw. I haven't seen
that in a long time.

Mom...

do you think Grandpa really
went on all those adventures?

Oh, yeah.

He was an archaeologist,
sweetheart. He traveled
all over the world.

I miss how he'd give me
a wet willy every time
I'd see him.

You used to hate
those wet willies.

I miss them now.

[sniffling]

I know.

You were his favorite.

He used to always say
that one of his most
favorite days, ever...

was the day that you were born.

Do you think I could
ever be like him?

Oh, Ricky,
you already are like him.

I mean, like, going on
adventures and stuff.

Do you remember what Granddad
used to always say...

that the key to adventure
is always right in front of you.

Is the Science Museum
going to close down?

I don't know...

but it doesn't look good.

We need to come up with
a lot of money before
the end of the month.

Grandpa would be sad
to hear that. He was
the founder of that place.

Yes, he was.

But you know what?
I don't want you to worry...

because I have a town hall
meeting this week,

and I'm gonna do my very best
to convince the municipality
to do what's right.

So, I need to you to say a wish
for your dear old mama, okay?

'Cause I'm gonna need it.

It's time for you
to go to bed now.

I want you to come
brush your teeth, okay?

Baby.

I'm proud of you.

[stairs creaking]

The key--

The key to adventure
is right in front of me.

[clinking]

[Martin] Who's there?

Ricky, you scared me.
I thought you were a burglar.

What are you doing up here?

Uh, nothing.
Just couldn't sleep.

Okay.

Well... good night.

Clubhouse meeting,
first thing tomorrow.

[Sandy over radio] Roger.

[Bill over radio] Copy that.

I'm telling you, guys,
this is it.

This is the one we've
been waiting for.

Like we haven't
heard that before.

-No, this time it's different.
-Every time
you say it's different.

But this time it really is.

[Bill] You say that
every time, too.

I'm sorry, Ricky, but...

I'm gonna have to take
Bill's side on this one.
Adventure Club rules.

You have to have a majority.

Just hear me out.

I found this hidden
in my grandpa's old desk.

Why would he go through
the trouble of hiding this if it
wasn't something really special?

And I'm the one who found it.

Don't you see?

It's like he left it for me.

I've got a good feeling
about this one, guys.

It's not that we don't
want to believe you, but--

We don't believe you.

Please, guys...

just give me this one,
at least for this one last time.

And if this turns
out to be a bust...

I promise...

I'll let it go...

forever.

[sighs] Fine.

I wanna see the map.

You guys are the best.

[Sandy] Well,
this is a map, all right.

But it's not of streets.

It looks like some kind of
old-fashioned blueprints
for a building.

[Bill] How do we find out
what building this is from?

Hey, look. The architect's
name is written here.

[Bill]
Shayne Putzlocher?
That's a mouthful.

I've got an idea.

This is way
too much like school.

Take a seat.
I'll be right back.

Putzlocher-- Putzlocher--

Putzlocher-- Ah, Putzlocher.

[exhales]

Shayne Putzlocher, architect.

Uh, "By 1964, the Power
Corporation purchased
the powerhouse--"

Uh... La, la, la...

Ah. "The legacy of
The Powerhouse Building
was preserved as--"

"The Science Museum!"

Our Science Museum,
right here in town.

Of course.
My grandpa was the key founder
of the Science Museum.

That probably means
whatever this key unlocks
is in that building.

And these blueprints
are for the Science Museum.

* Together, we can
rule the world *

* Together, we can
rule the world *

* Anything is possible *

* Together, we can
have more fun *

* Together, I can be someone *

* Anything is possible *

* Anything is possible *

* Anything is possible *

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, easy there, kids.

Did you not see
the sign that says,
"No run-ning".

Where do you think you are,
an amusement park?

Don't answer that, son.
That's a rhetorical question.

You are in a museum of science,

a hallowed institution
for learned people.

You have to respect
this establishment.

Wow. That's a lot of
equipment you got there.

I'm in security, son.

You always gotta be prepared.

-You're insecure?
-What?

-No.
-Curtis...

it's me, Ricky.
You remember?

My mom works here.

Oh, I see.

You're one of those.

[Ricky] One of--

One of those kids who thinks
they get a free pass in life.

That's your generation.

My generation had to grow up
way faster than yours.

You don't know what it's like
to have to pay your dues.

Speaking of, you gotta pay
the $7.50 admission charge.

Ricky! Hey, kids,
what a nice surprise.

Yeah, we thought we'd come by
and check out some of the new
exhibits.

Well, I'm very happy
to hear that.

Curtis, you can
let them through.

-Certainly, ma'am.
-Come on.

[scoffs]

The youth of today.

What's that?

That is a gyrosphere.

It's a tool that astronauts use
to prepare for space flight.

Cool.

Yeah, you may think so,
but you will not catch me
anywhere near that thing.

Just looking at it throws me
off my equilibrium.

My mom hates any kind
of amusement park ride.

Remember what happened when
we were at Wonderland,

and I convinced you to go
on the space coaster with me?

Sweetheart, we don't
talk about that.

[whispers] Barf-o-rama.

-I heard that.
-Ew.

All right, listen, I've got
to get back to work.
You guys have fun, okay?

-Okay.
-I'm so glad you're here.

-Bye, Mom.
-Bye, sweetie, enjoy.

Okay, let's put these blueprints
to use and see what we can find.

[Bill] Um, so what
are we looking for?

There has to be something.

Come on, Grandpa. What is it?

What's this over here?

A room. Uh,
according to this, it's...

below us on the main level.

I've been here
a thousand times...

and there's no room there.

You're right.
There's no room here.

These blueprints show the exact
layout of this entire building,

and according to this, there
should be a room right here.

Why would a room
be walled off?

Because it's
a secret room.

It all makes sense.

Where else would you
keep a hidden treasure
but in a secret room?

How do we get in there?

I don't know.

We can't just do it
in the middle of the day.

What are you saying?
We break in?

Because that's illegal,
and I don't know about you guys,
but I can't go to jail.

For starters,
I'm claustrophobic,

and I look terrible in orange.

We don't need to break in.
Ricky's mom works here.

He can just borrow
the security key.

I'm not a lawyer, but this
distinctly sounds like something

that would land us
in deep trouble
if we get caught.

Then we don't get caught.

The museum closes at 7:00.

Let's meet here
just before 8:00 p.m.

Done.

[sighs] Fine.

All right, boys. I did
the cooking tonight,
so get ready to enjoy.

What'd you make, Mom?

Paella.

I think.

Oh.

You know, sweetie,
it was really nice
to see you guys today.

You haven't been
coming down lately.

We thought we'd just
pass by for a visit.

I was surprised
you had the energy.

Why?

No reason.

Okay, you know what?
Don't gang up on me.

It's okay. You can tell her.

Tell me what?

I woke up in the middle
of the night, and I found this
guy rummaging around the den.

-Really?
-Yeah.

And what were you
doing up there?

I was just looking through
some of Grandpa's old things.

-[Martin] Did you
find anything cool?
-Yeah, I did.

He's convinced that his granddad
wasn't just an archaeologist,

but an incredible explorer
that found magical artifacts.

-Like Dr. Jones.
-Exactly like Dr. Jones.

Grandpa is not Dr. Jones.

He was too.

I found something last night
of his that will prove everyone
wrong.

Well, you are definitely
your granddad's grandson,
that's for sure.

So what'd you find?

I don't know yet,
but something big.

I can feel it.

All right, Mr. Tall Teller
of Tales, that's enough.

I want to enjoy
this delicious dinner.

Dig in.

[gagging]

-I'll order pizza.
-Yeah.

Okay.

I guess you should stick
to the cooking from now on.

[laughs] Don't beat yourself up.
Paella is a tough one.

-It is.
-Start with something simpler.

Like toast?

Your toast usually involves
the fire alarm, so yeah,
maybe you were right.

Maybe I should stick
to the cooking from now on.

You're terrible.

No, I'm serious. I'm happy
to be the domestic one.
You're the business woman.

For the moment.

I have no doubt that
you are going to be the hottest

real estate agent
around in no time at all.

Well, let's hope so.

It's hard to adjust
to a new town.

Well, you're not on the mean
streets of Cleveland anymore.

And we prairie folk, we take
a while to warm up to people.

Really?

'Cause I seem to recall
winning you over pretty quickly.

Well, there's always
an exception to the rule.

Lucky for me.

He really likes you.

Who, Ricky?
He's a great kid.

He is.

And you're a great guy.

And this feels really nice.

What?

Like we're a family.

[cell phone vibrating]

I feel like some ice cream.

Do you want some ice cream?
Let's have some ice cream.

Sure.

-Hey.
-Hey.

-I'm gonna get some ice cream.
-Cool.

You know, it looks like
we're out of ice cream.
I'll pick some up!

[Jane] Really? I could
have sworn there was--

Martin?

Martin!

[man]
All the world's a stage...

and all the men and women
play their parts.

There are exits.
There are entrances...

and one man in his
time plays many parts.

Hi.

You know, when I ran
the drama club at the state pen,

I fell in love with
the craft of acting.

I did. I just--
I went nuts for it.

When an actor really gets into
his part, it is-- It just,
it gave me goosebumps.

Kinda like what
I'm getting from you,
right now, watching you.

But you went to like
a whole other level.

You-- You've gone
method, my friend.

What are you
talking about, Langley?

You're really falling
for her, aren't you?

What's her name?
That... Jane.

I have not fallen for her.

I hope not 'cause that would
really endanger our mission,
wouldn't it?

What are you doing here?

I didn't even know
you were out of prison yet.

Yeah, I know.
I'm not supposed to be,
but somehow I found a way.

I had to check up on you.

I had to make sure that
you were still following
through with our deal.

Of course I'm following
through with our deal!

You do not get
snippy with me!

Remember, I took the fall.

-I went to prison.
-[Martin scoffs]

You got to go free.
Please. You owe me.

-I did--
-You owe me. You owe me.

And I will rat on you.

You're right. I'm sorry.

So... what news?

The kid found something,

said it belonged
to his grandfather.

His grandfather?

I'll find out more information.

Well, good. You better,
because that thing is priceless.
Remember?

My father spent his whole life
trying to get it back,
and he died in squalor,

begging for assistance
from anyone.
I'm not goin' like that.

I'm on it.

I hope so,
'cause I'd hate to recast you.

So, um, I wanna
take it back again.

Not from the top, though,
from that last line,
your last line. "I'm on it."

'Cause I didn't really
believe it, and I wanna feel it.

Will you try it again for me?

I'm on it.

Okay, I like underplay too,
but that was like really
throwin' it away.

How about just like something
with a little more feeling,
a little more bang.

[with emphasis] I'm on it!

We're gonna have old ladies
with hearing aids.

They're not gonna be able
to hear you as they come in.
They'll say, "what's he saying?

-I don't know."
-I'm on it!

Guess what, we got a back row.
They're not gonna hear a thing.

[yelling] I'm on it!

Don't you feel that?
That is crazy.

Goosebumps.

And scene.

You got the key, right?

Yep.

Let's do this.

[buzzing]

[buzzing]

It's not working.

Maybe it's the other way around.

[buzzing]

Let me see it.

This is a yoga membership card.

It is?

Dude, you've gotta
be kidding me!

They both look very similar.
I was in a rush.

You had one job!

Well, I guess we have
to go home now.

-Not yet.
-What?

[Ricky] What's that?

It's a key code descrambler
I've been working on.

Found the instructions online.

Thought it might come in handy
when we're late for school,
and they lock us out.

-Does it work?
-I don't know.

[beeping]

[door clicks open]

Right this way, gentlemen.

Nice save, Sandy.

Curtis goes on his rounds
at the top of every hour.

Which is right...

now.

We have to be in
and out in 30 minutes.

[Curtis sighs]

[chuckles]

[Curtis whistling]

Psst.

[Curtis]
* Mi, mi, mi, mi *

* Mi, mi, mi, mi *

* Mi, mi, mi, mi *

[Curtis]
* Do, do, do, do *

So, how do we open it?

I've got an idea.

Open sesame!

What? Sometimes it's the most
obvious thing that works.

Well, there's got to be a lever,
or a switch, or something.

Well, at least we tried, right?

Let's go home.

[hollow-sounding knocking]

There's definitely
something behind here.

Huh. That's pretty cool.

You're like royalty around here.

Key.

"The key to adventure
is right in front of you."

[clattering]

[gasps]

[rumbling]

We're not going in there...

are we?

This is the point of no return.

Well, then I guess
we'd better get going.

And how is this a good idea?

[sighs]

[walls sliding]

What is this thing?

I don't know.

[metallic banging]

I think it's an elevator.

[elevator descending]

Where are we going?

I don't know.

This must be my
grandpa's clubhouse.

Just like the one we have.

Do you know the combination?

It's gotta be a significant
number for your grandfather.

Do you know his birthday?

It's May 21st...

but I don't know the year.

[lock clicking]

[safe unlocking]

What was it?

09, 29, 05...

my birthday.

It's just a wooden box.

That's it? A wooden box?

That's why we broke
the law this evening?

"True wishes are granted
from within."

What do you think it is?

I don't know.

We better get going.

Stealing?

We're stealing now?

Oh, great, another crime.

[sighs]

[Curtis vocalizing]

Hmm.

[imitating lightsaber swooshing]

[whistling]

[sighs]

We're clear.

That was close.

There's got to be more to this.

Well, it has to be something
important. Otherwise it wouldn't
have been hidden away like that.

And this note.

What does it mean?

I don't know...

but I know who might.

Do you think
he's even here?

[Ricky] Of course he's here.
He's always here.

[Sandy] Where else would he be?

[scribbling]

[Ricky] Cool.

Ozzie, you in here?

[bell dinging]

[Ozzie] Hello?

Well. Well, well, well, well,
well, well. Well. Well. Well.

It's the Adventure Club
in the flesh.

[all] Bam.

[mimic whooshing]

[all] Zing.

Adventure Club!

So, good to see you guys.

To what do I owe the honor
of this little visit?
Can I guess?

You want to get a gift.

You need the perfect present
for the perfect person

who has perfectly everything
from this perfect store.

[Sandy] It is the perfect store.

This is our favorite shop.

I know.
You're my favorites.

My best customers. I mean,
people today, kids-- Kids!

They're so invested
in those video games.

They don't appreciate
old-fashioned knickknacks
like I got here.

And smart phones,
don't get me started.

Don't. Please don't.
My heart, I can't.
Dumb phones.

Dumb phones.
They should be
called dummy phonies.

-[Ricky] Ozzie...
-Yeah.

-We need your help.
-Of course you do.

I'm all ear. Fire away.

What do you know about boxes?

What do I know about boxes?

Like what,
like a toy box,
like a shoe box,

like a tack box, like a toolbox,
like a Jack-in-the- box,

like I-could-go-on-
forever-box box?
I need more specifics.

What about an ancient box
that was locked away
in a safe...

with this note?

That looks really old, Ricky.

Where did you get
that parchment?

Ricky?

Huh! You know what?

This could be
pertaining to a wish box.

-A wish box?
-Oh, yeah.

Bill, they are extremely,
extremely rare.

What is it?

Follow me, kids.

Wish boxes,
wish boxes, wish boxes.

I mean, kids,
you know what?

I recall that they were magical
devices first used by Sumerian
fortune tellers

in ancient Mesopotamia.

And I know you kids know
that's where the cradle
of civilization started, right?

That's where the term
"genie in the bottle"
originated.

[whispers] Found it.

Come on, Ozzie, over here.

Okay, table of contents.

Oh, my gosh,
143, 143, 143, 143.

Hang on a minute.

Okay, hang on.

Ready? Here it is.

"In ancient times, magic
wish boxes were believed
to grant wishes to whomever

"was fortunate enough
to find it
and lay hands upon it.

"Once you had touched
the wish box, you were
given three wishes.

"These wishes were allowed
by simply writing it onto
a piece of paper

"and dropping it into the box.
Any wish,
no matter how outlandish.

The only catch is wishes
will only be granted
to the pure of heart."

That's a bummer. I can't imagine
too many wishes being granted
if that's true.

Right?

"During the time in which
a person or persons are owed
their wishes,

"another party cannot
use the wish box
unless the possessor

wishes the box
to be transferred."

Oh, wow. Even in ancient
times, they had legalese.

Isn't history just
so amazing, you guys?

Okay, why? What? Why?
What is the meaning of
the interest in this matter?

No reason, really.

Just idle curiosity.

Hmm.

Well...

You know what?

If I ever found something
that possessed the power

of being able to grant
three wishes,

I'm pretty certain
I'd put that box back
to where I found it,

and I would turn around and run
or bike away as fast as I could.

But, why?

[whispering] Because, Billy...
they're so powerful.

Wish boxes... are so powerful.

I've read about it.
I know about this.

They possess-- They've turned
people's minds into crazy,

crazy, crazy greed,

and greed, and want, and want.

Oh, and there are people out
there that will stop at nothing
to get their hands on one.

Thanks, Ozzie.

Peace, kids.

A magical wish box?

[Seth] A magical what?

It's none of your business.

Well, I'm gonna
make it my business.

Seth, scram.

Hey, chill out, Ozzie.
I was just coming by
to pick up some old comics.

Well, not until you pay
for the ones you "picked up"
before.

We'll continue
this another time.

Hey, my three
Adventure Clubbers,
remember everything I said.

Ride safe.

-Thanks, Ozzie.
-Okay.

[imitating engine revving]

Well, I guess we should
meet up tomorrow night
to get the wish box

back into the Science Museum.

Sounds good.

Wait.
Wait, you guys.

We can't just give up now.

What? What about
what Ozzie said?

Ozzie is a grownup.
He's being overly cautious.
You know how adults can get.

I don't know, dude.
I don't want to get in trouble.

Me neither.

But, that's the risk that
every great adventurer takes,
and that's who we are.

We're not great adventurers.
We're just kids.

Do you know what happens
if we give up now?

We become just like
everybody else out there,
living boring, normal lives.

One day we'll probably
end up like that.

But let's not give in just yet.

Right now, this is our one
chance to be different.

We could do
something great with it.

Like save the Science Museum.

We grew up going to that
place our whole lives.

It's gave us so much.

This is an opportunity
to give something back.

Besides, aren't you curious?

So, three wishes are granted
to whoever discovers the box.

But we all found it.

And touched it
at the same time.

That means we only have
three wishes between us,
one each.

So, we shouldn't waste one.

I agree. But we need to know
if this thing actually works,
right?

I don't mind using up mine.

You know me, always willing
to take one for the team.

Okay. What are you
gonna wish for?

Something realistic,
not too crazy.
You know, a starter wish.

I've got it!

A lifetime supply of Pez.

You know, for a guy who can
come up with some pretty
terrible ideas...

every now and then,
you come up with
a brilliant one.

Okay, here it goes.

It didn't work.

Give it a moment.
Maybe it takes some time.

Anything?

Nothing yet.

[Ricky] Anything yet?

[Bill] Nothing.

How about now?

Still nothing. What a rip-off.

Doesn't make sense.

Why would my grandpa
hide something away
that doesn't work?

Maybe there's an expiry
date or something.

I gotta get home.
I'm late for dinner.

[Bill over radio]
Um, Ricky.

Yeah, go for Ricky.

[Bill] Uh, I think it worked!

Ha! Oh, Pez, Pez for life! Pez!

Pez! Oh, I love it!
I love it! I love it!

-Hey, don't you want breakfast?
-No, thanks. Gotta go.

Oh, Ricky. Ricky!

Ricky. Ricky. Ricky, wait!

Listen, sweetheart, I am giving
my speech to the municipality
tonight for the Science Museum,

and it would really mean
so much to me if you were
there, okay?

Sure.

[Jane] Slow down!

Can you believe it?

[Sandy and Ricky]
Nope.

[Sandy]
What did you do with all of it?

I ate a lot of it.

It was good. The rest I hid
in my closet and under my bed.

I figured if my parents ask,
I'll tell them that I entered
a contest and won.

Do you guys realize
what this means?

Yeah, Pez for life!

It means the wish box works.

We meet again, dorkuses.

That's not the plural
of dorkus. It's dorki.

Shut up, brainy. I guess
your pal Ozzie isn't here
to save you this time. It's on.

Sorry, I don't fight girls.

How unfortunate.

Why are you doing this, Seth?

Because I'm sick of you
science geeks and your
dumb Adventure Club.

-We never invited
you to be a part of it.
-Exactly.

I've got a bad
feeling about this.

-Martin.
-Oh.

Hi. You startled me.

What are you
doing in here?

I was just looking
for my laptop.

Yeah, I lent it to Ricky,
and I thought he might
have left it in here.

Oh, he probably left it
in his room. I can check.

No, no! No.
That's fine. I can do that.

Thanks, sweetie.

No problem.

-See ya.
-Yeah.

[exhales heavily]

I think this has just been
one big, unfortunate
misunderstanding.

Why don't we take this
opportunity to start fresh?

Can I offer you
a complimentary
package of Pez?

As a peace offering.

Never mind.

If you have a plan to get out
of this, now would be
an excellent time to execute.

Nothing really coming to mind.

Enough of this dancing, loser.

[screaming]
Let me down!
Let me down!

Are you doing that?

No, I thought you were.

[screaming]

What are you doing?
Let me down!

It's real.

[chuckling]

Ah! Let me down! Ah!

I hope you guys didn't mind
me using another wish.

Mind? That was awesome!

Wait, that was your
wish you used up...

for me?

That's what friends do.

We can't keep carrying
this thing around with us.
It's too dangerous.

We should leave it in a place
where it's gonna be safe.

[all] The clubhouse!

Hey, kid.

You know, I think we can
help each other out.

Who are you?

Let's just say I'm the guy
who understands your situation.

You don't have many friends
'cause you got a bad rap
for being a bully

when really you were
the one who's excluded
and was misunderstood.

And I know exactly how you feel.
Trust me, I was just like you.

Now, you wanna get back
at your friends for what
they did to you?

I can help you do that.

-Hey.
-You okay?

I'm okay. I'm trying
not to be nervous.

You're gonna be fine.
You're gonna be great.

Have you seen Ricky?

No, but he'll be here.
Don't worry.

-Okay.
-Hey. Go get 'em.

Thank you.
I'm gonna get started.

Hello, everyone,
my name is Jane Young,

and I'm the director
of the Science Museum.

First of all, I wanna thank you
all so much for being here.

As many of you know,
there has been major cutbacks
to our school systems,

and that is one of the reasons,
one of the reasons, why
it is so important to keep

a place like
the Science Museum open.

It is one of the last places
that our children can come
to learn,

and be inspired,
and have fun.

-Miss Young.
-Yes.

It simply makes no sense to keep
this failed institution open.

An institution, I might add,

that is costing the hardworking
taxpayers of this community

hundreds of thousands of dollars
each and every year.

My development, it's going
to bring jobs and prosperity
back to these good people.

All right, everyone,
please, if you could just--

Imagine what we could do
if we had more wishes.

I'd wish to have
a roller coaster
in my backyard. No!

I'd wish to have my own
drive-in movie theater
in my backyard.

No, wait.

I'd wish to have my own
spaceship in my backyard.

Yep, definitely a spaceship.

I'd wish for straight A pluses.

[Billy]
You already have
straight A pluses.

Right. Then...

I'd wish to be
the President of Mensa.

I'd wish to have one more
day with my grandpa.

Just one more.

That would be awesome.

This wish box is like
having absolute power.

Maybe that's not
such a good thing.

What do you mean?

How does that old saying go?

Absolute power
corrupts absolutely.

Yeah, that one.

I'm thinking my grandpa hid
this thing away for a reason.

[Sandy] I agree.

Maybe Ozzie was right after all.
We should put it back.

Whoa, whoa!
Let's not get crazy here.

We could have done anything
with this wish box,

but instead what
did we use it for?

For candy and to get
revenge on a bully.

Both very valid
and necessary things.

Let's be reasonable.
After all, Ricky hasn't
gotten to use his wish yet.

You should use yours
before we give it back.
Seems only fair.

Fine. But I wanna
wish for something

that's not selfish, something
to help other people,
that's good for society.

-Boring.
-Okay, fine, what should it be?

Like you said before,
use it to help save
the Science Museum.

Oh, no! The Science Museum.

Well, that guy was quite
the charmer, wasn't he?

Well, the municipality
is leaning his way,
that's for sure.

But they haven't made
their decision yet.

I've still got time. You know,
I have the fundraiser coming up.

I know that's a long shot,
but I've got to try.

You're amazing.
You just never give up, do you?

I don't really have a choice.
[laughs]

Jane? Jane.

Michael Langley,
do you remember me?

-Michael?
-No beard, remember me now?

Michael, what a surprise.
It's been years.

-Yeah.
-How are you?

Great, I'm really good.
I just saw you speak.
That was amazing.

She was amazing.
Did you see that?

-Yeah.
-You did, right?

Thank you. What are
you doing in town?

I'm just visiting, yeah.

Well, you've been
away for so long.

Yeah, I have. So what?
You're the director
of the Science Museum?

-I am.
-Wow.

-That's just, that's incredible.
That's great.
-Thank you.

I should come by for like
a private tour or something.

I love science.

Oh, well, I'm happy
to hear that.
Please do.

I'm so sorry. Michael,
this is Martin.
Martin, Michael.

-Hey, how are you.
Nice to meet you.
-Hi.

Wow, that's a cool jacket.
Look at all those pockets.

A fella could hide
a lot in there, huh?

I'm sorry. Would you mind
excusing me for a moment?

-Sure.
-Okay, nice to see you.

Really good to see you.
It's been so long.
It's great to see you.

-Bye.
-Okay, bye-bye, Michael.

-I'll see you.
-See you soon.

-Okay, dear.
-I'll come by for sure.

Okay, bye-bye.

[whispering]
What the heck
are you doing?

I'm sorry I wasn't here, Mom.

-Are you mad?
-No, sweetheart, I'm not mad.

That's what you get when you
send a boy to do a man's job.

No, no, that is not necessary.
I have this handled.

Have it handled?
Did you find it?

-No.
-Exactly.

It would have been
really nice for you to be here.

Okay, I'll see you
at home, okay?
I've got a bit of work to do.

[sighs]

I feel so bad for letting
my mom down like that.

Well, we can use the last wish
to save the Science Museum.

But how?

We can't just wish
for a million bucks.

We'll figure something out.

Hey, somebody's been here!

[Ricky]
We've been compromised.

-By who?
-[Seth laughs]

See you later, dorkuses!

[Ricky] Who else? Seth.

Do you think he knows
about the wish box?

Well, after what happened
in the park today, he's got
to be suspicious of something.

We should follow him
and find out what he knows.

What? The guy who nearly
beat us into oblivion?

You want to follow him?

And how is that a good idea?

[sighs]

Why did you call me here?

You can't keep ordering me
around like this.

I can do anything I want.
I own you.

Besides, I want you
to meet someone.

-Who?
-Your replacement.

Apparently, I did need
a boy to do a man's job.

[Bill] Looks like a back alley
business meeting
if I ever saw one.

Though I never have,
except in movies.

What's Martin doing here?

That's the guy I saw
talking to my mom.

[Bill] Who is that guy?

[Sandy] I don't know,
but I don't like
the looks of him.

-What are you gonna do?
-You never mind what
I'm gonna do.

Beat it.

If you do anything to hurt her,
I swear I will--

If you don't want anything
to happen to her, then you
better stay out of my way.

Get outta my way.
Get outta my way, man.

I'm tryin' to get to my car.
Why are you in my way?
Still in my way.

Can you stop it, please?

Okay, this is weird.

First Seth, finds the clubhouse.
Then Martin is meeting with Seth
and some strange guy.

Something's going on.

One thing's for sure,
we can't let anybody get
their hands on the wish box.

I've got an idea.

Ozzie, you down here?

[Ozzie] Yeah, in the back.

Hi.

Ozzie, we need your help.

Sure, I'm at your service.

We need something from you.

Does this have anything to do
at all with what we talked about
the other day?

Yes.

I'm sorry. We should
have listened to you.

But you have
to trust us, Ozzie.

We promise we'll make it right.

-Promise?
-[all] Promise.

-Cross your heart?
-[all] Cross our hearts.

Double, double,
double pinky swear?

[all] Double, double,
double pinky swear.

I'm in. What can I do for ya?

Thanks, Ozzie.

And I'd also like
to make a purchase.

[fingers drumming]

Everything okay, guys?

-[both] Yep.
-Yeah?

You gonna be all right
if I leave you tonight?

I've got to go back
to the Science Museum
to finish some stuff up

for the fundraiser tomorrow.

-We'll be fine.
-Yeah?

-Yeah.
-Ricky?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

All right. Clean up
when you're finished, okay,
sweetie? I'll see you later.

-Okay. Bye, Mom.
-Bye.

-Bye, sweetie.
-Bye.

How was work today?

Work was fine.
Work was... fine.

You didn't happen to be
downtown, did you?

As a matter of fact, I was.

Yeah, I had a meeting
with a guy who's thinking
about selling his house.

Why?

No reason.

[sighs deeply]

Smart kid.

[car engine starting]

-Hey, what's going on?
-We need to talk.

Okay. About anything
in particular?

I need to tell you that--

Martin, it's okay.
What is it?

I just-- I wanted to tell you
how much I... care about you.

[laughs]

Oh, good.

Good. I care about you, too.

Okay, great.

Are you okay? You've been
acting a little funny lately.

Yeah, no, I'm--
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.

Okay, good.
You're so sweet.
I'll see ya tonight.

-Okay. Great.
-Okay, bye.

-All right.
-You're funny.

See ya.

Hey, Jane.

-[gasps]
-Say "science."

Science. Michael!
You scared me.

-I'm sorry. I know.
-What are you doing here?

Well, I came because of the tour
that you promised me.

Oh no, Michael, look,
we're actually just
about to close.

That is so awesome!
We have the place to ourselves.

That's great.

[sighs]

He fell for it.
Let's meet at the clubhouse.

[Bill] Copy, on my way.

[Sandy] Copy, see you there.

I'm sorry, Mike, but I really
think it'd be better if you
came back tomorrow.

Oh, I can't come
back tomorrow. Tonight's
the only night I can do this.

Everything okay here,
Miss Young?

Hold on a second.
Do me a favor. Take one.

Oh, goodness.

All right.

That's-- You're kidding me.
You got two pairs of handcuffs.

That is awesome. And a Taser.

That is just--
It's like Christmas for me.

Oh, I'm so happy,
Michael. It's--

You'll understand
that soon enough.

Martin's in on it.
I saw him take the bag.

Oh, Ricky, I'm so sorry.

We've got to use the last wish
to save the Science Museum
before it's too late.

[Seth] It's already too late.

It's my duty to serve
and protect this institution
and I have-- [mumbling]

Don't beat yourself up.
You can't win every game.

Now look-- Yeah,
I'm gonna borrow
that, all right?

Thanks.

Is it true that you have
a gyrosphere here?

Let's go see it.

Don't go away.

I guess this proves you losers
aren't much of an adventure club
after all.

Seth, don't do this.

You're not one of the bad guys.

Who said I was?

I'm sorry we never
included you in our club.

I never wanted to be
a part of your stupid club.

Yes, you did.

And we didn't include you,
so for that, I'm sorry.

I don't care.

Take care of their bikes.

Forget it.
Let's just go on foot.

No, wait. I've got an idea.

Langley, what are you doing?

Well, I can't tie you
to the train tracks.
They're clear across town.

And the hero enters
riding on his hipster jeans.

Okay, Langley, you win.
You take this and get
the heck outta here.

You two know each other?

Oh, yeah, we go way back.
You wanna explain?

-Martin, what is going on?
-Yeah, Martin, what's going on?

Why don't you explain it to her?

'Cause I'm too busy
destroying the fake wish box.

Really? You think
I'm that stupid to fall
for that silly trick?

And here I thought you had
such potential as a criminal.

Criminal?

I'm sorry.
I tried to tell you.

What, so was
everything just a lie?

No, no, not everything.
I promise you. You're never
gonna get away with this.

What do you mean?
I already have.

What do you think
my first wish is?

-What?
-To get away with it.

Criminal genius.
It's kinda my jam.

But you don't even
have the real wish box.

Oh, don't I?

Oh, God, I just love
this kid's timing.
It's impeccable.

[exclaiming]

What do we got?

You know what?
Penelope ain't so bad.

[chuckling]
Yeah! Nice.

-Uh, Mr. Langley, sir?
-Yeah.

I was just wondering if you
were gonna follow through
on your end of the deal.

What exactly is
my end of the deal?

You promised me one of
your wishes if I helped you.

-No, I didn't.
-Yes, you did.

No, I didn't.
Look, well, if I did, I lied.

Just chalk it up to a valuable
lesson in a life of crime.
Now, beat it.

* The day is yours, it is mine
It's our treasure left to find *

* Open your doors,
open your mind *

* I won't leave you behind *

* Let's fly away *

* Let's fly away *

You guys wait here.
I've got this.

Are you sure?

Yeah. It's my wish.
I've got to take care
of this myself.

-Good luck.
-Go get 'em, Ricky!

Now, we're talking.
Phase one of my master plan.

It's not working.

Why isn't it working?
What's wrong with this thing?
Why isn't it working?

[Ricky] Because you forgot
one very important detail.

Ricky. You brought
Ricky into this?

You brought Ricky into this?

The box only grants wishes
to the pure of heart.

Come on, man, the pure of heart?
Enough with the fairy tale crap.
Really?

Mom, are you okay?

Yes, sweetheart, I'm fine.

I still have one last wish
granted to me.

And I'm willing
to make a deal.

I'll agree to wish for you
to have unlimited wishes,

giving you complete
control over the box.

Be careful, Ricky.

Hold on a minute.
What are your terms?

I only have one condition.

You free my mom
and let us go forever.

That's two conditions.

[Martin] Think about it,
Langley. Anything you've ever
wanted... for eternity.

All right,
you have a deal.

But I wanna see you write it
down with my own eyes.

Fair enough.

No, I want to dictate it.
That way I'm sure that
the wording is correct.

[clears throat]

"I hereby wish
for Michael Carruthers--"

Don't say it-- "Langley...

to have unlimited wishes
for all time in perpetuity."

-That's P-E-R-P--
-I got it.

-Satisfied?
-Yes, very.

All right, come on.
Let's get on with this shindig.

Give me the keys
to the cuffs first.

No, make the wish first.

You think I'm stupid?

No, I don't.
That's really...
He's a smart kid.

Hey, that-- Hey! Hey! Hey!

Ricky!

How did you do this?

Disappearing ink.

Good ol' Ozzie
came through again.

That wish box is mine!

That wish box
doesn't belong to anyone.

No human should
possess this kind of power.

Which is exactly
why I should have it.

God, you are your
grandfather's grandson.

I am my grandfather's grandson.

And I'm proud of that.

[Martin] Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.
How are you?

I think I'll live.

[Langley] You good? I'm glad.
I'm not okay.
Not okay here. I'm not fine.

We're not done.
We're not done, you and me.

I'm so sorry, Mom.

What?

When I finally realized
I could use it to help you
save the Science Museum,

it was too late.

I feel like I let you down.

Oh, Ricky, no, you didn't.

There is nothing more important
to me in this world than you.

Naturally, I had
everything under control.

That's him right there,
officers.

Oh, thank God
you guys are here.

[laughs] Yeah.

I know I'm the last guy
you probably want
to talk to right now,

but I just wonder if you'd
give me a chance to explain
myself.

Mom.

I'll keep this in
a safe place, Miss Young.

Thanks, Curtis.

[Martin sighs]

The truth is, is that
I'm an archaeologist,
like your grandfather, Ricky.

The only difference is that
I got involved with some guys

that I thought were legit,
but they turned out to be
gangsters who sold stuff

on the black market,
namely Langley.

-He was looking for
this precious artifact.
-The wish box.

Yeah.

He told me that all I had to do
was get close to this woman...

and her son and find out
anything I could,
and if I did that,

then he'd let me
go free forever.

It seemed so easy.

That is until I met
that woman...

and her son.

I fell in love
with both of them.

Hey, you blew it, kid.
You had your chance.

You haven't heard the last
of me, Ricky Martin.

I'll see ya in the big house,
where you belong. Oh, and Jane,
don't wait for me.

Live your life,
you rambling rose.

Martin, don't listen to him.

Langley blackmailed you.

He's the one that
should go to jail, not you.

Besides, we're a family now.

You really think so?

Yeah.

But I'm not the one
you have to convince.

Hey, that was awesome
what you did back there.

Yeah, well done, bro.

It was all of us, team effort.

Score one for
the Adventure Club.

Is there anything else
I need to know?

No. I mean, let's be honest,
I was never a very good criminal
anyway. I mean, look at me.

I just wanted to say, good job.
And that I'm sorry
for everything.

You guys were right.
All I really wanted was
to be part of the club.

Thanks, Seth.

You know what?
You are part of the club.

Well, unfortunately, you guys,
I think that I'm gonna have
to concede defeat.

There is no way that I'm gonna
be able to raise enough money
by the end of the month

to save the Science Museum.

You know, sometimes you can't
make all your wishes come true.

Don't say that.

"True wishes
are granted from within."

Maybe we can.

What do you mean?

I think I understand what
Grandpa meant by this note.

At first, I thought he meant
from within the wish box,

but he didn't, because
those aren't true wishes.

True wishes are granted
from within yourself.

It's up to you to make
your wishes come true.

Don't you see? We can
save the Science Museum.

All right, folks,
single file,
single file.

Let's keep everything moving
in an orderly fashion.

Isn't this amazing?
How are we doing?
Good. Okay.

Sorry.

I gotta say,
this is pretty amazing.

All this thanks
to our first adventure.

It took a while,
but it was a doozy.

I'll say.
My only question is,

what adventure are we
gonna go on next?

I'm sure something
will come up.

You guys are the kids who
recovered the wish box, right?

That's right.

That was pretty amazing.

Thanks. Who are you?

I work for an agency called
the International Artifact
Society.

We work with archaeologists
around the world

recovering lost, precious relics
and ensuring they do not fall
into the wrong hands.

In fact, we did a lot of work
with your grandfather.

-Really?
-Someone you know thought
that maybe we should meet.

It's really nice seeing you
follow in your grandfather's
footsteps.

All of you, keep up
the good work.

-We'll be in touch.
-Thank you.

Look at this.

That was so cool.

Super cool!

Long live the Adventure Club.

[all] Bam!

[mimic whooshing]

[all] Zing.

Adventure Club!

* Some roads are cold
and dark but... *

* If you can drive
then I can steer *

* The sun is on our backs now *

* There's nothing left
for us to fear *

* Reach for the stars *

* Together, we can
rule the world *

* Together, we can
rule the world *

* Anything is possible *

* Together, we can
have more fun *

* Together, I can
be someone *

* Anything is possible *

* Anything is possible *

* Anything is possible *

* Our dreams are never-ending *

* From the brightest skies
to the bluest seas *

* I don't need any wishes *

* Everything I want
is you with me *

* Reach for the stars *

* Together, we can
rule the world *

* Together, we can
rule this world *

* Anything is possible *

* Together, we can
have more fun *

* Together, I can be someone *

* Anything is possible *

* Anything is possible *

* Anything is possible *

* Together, we can
have more fun *

* Together, I can be someone *

* Anything is possible *

* Anything is possible *

* Anything is possible *

Hmm.

-That's it.
That's all I got.
-[crew laughing]