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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:47,628 Guys... Guys, we're doing a video for Cliff and Cydney. 2 00:00:47,669 --> 00:00:48,962 What you wanna say? 3 00:00:49,171 --> 00:00:51,006 First the big studio sale, 4 00:00:51,173 --> 00:00:52,883 ...now the big wedding. 5 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:55,677 M.V.P. year for our boy Clifford. 6 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:58,597 I fucking hate you, Anderson! 7 00:00:58,847 --> 00:01:00,140 Hey, when you're all famous, 8 00:01:00,265 --> 00:01:02,392 ...don't forget your crew from film school, huh? 9 00:01:02,559 --> 00:01:03,852 Boys in the Wood Hood! 10 00:01:03,977 --> 00:01:07,230 You dance with who brung ya, Cliff, you dance with who brung ya. 11 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:12,986 I mean, we wouldn't be here tonight if it wasn't me. 12 00:01:13,153 --> 00:01:15,572 I mean, I brought her to that Black Eyed Peas concert. 13 00:01:15,614 --> 00:01:19,451 I introduced them, I mean, basically hooked them up. 14 00:01:22,412 --> 00:01:23,997 One... 15 00:01:24,665 --> 00:01:26,250 Two... 16 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,543 Two and a half... 17 00:01:30,545 --> 00:01:31,964 Three! 18 00:01:51,817 --> 00:01:54,653 And when he was ready to propose, finally, 19 00:01:55,237 --> 00:01:57,239 I was the one that he practiced on to get it right. 20 00:01:57,781 --> 00:01:59,616 So you gonna fuck him tonight, Rita? 21 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,828 I already did. 22 00:02:10,836 --> 00:02:13,130 Can you... Can you give me that, please? 23 00:02:17,217 --> 00:02:17,968 Tommy! 24 00:02:18,051 --> 00:02:20,053 My little brother getting married before me? 25 00:02:20,095 --> 00:02:20,971 Yeah, I wonder why? 26 00:02:21,013 --> 00:02:23,140 Come on, your armpit smells like ass, okay? 27 00:02:23,223 --> 00:02:24,099 Let the fuck up! 28 00:02:24,224 --> 00:02:27,603 Oh, I came all the way from Michigan to do this one more time. 29 00:02:28,145 --> 00:02:29,438 How does that feel? 30 00:02:33,191 --> 00:02:35,736 ...some of our friends did The Kalalau Trail last year 31 00:02:35,777 --> 00:02:37,946 ...and came back with the most amazing pictures, 32 00:02:37,988 --> 00:02:39,990 So they're going to Maui, right? 33 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,950 "Kauai" The last island? 34 00:02:42,034 --> 00:02:46,330 Right there, number 5. One-two-three-four-five, right there. 35 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:54,087 It's called "A dollar dance. " - In 1967, it was a dollar dance. " 36 00:02:54,212 --> 00:02:56,757 - Please, get a fifty. - Get out of there. 37 00:03:05,766 --> 00:03:08,393 I want you guys to know, how much I love you. I adore you. 38 00:03:08,435 --> 00:03:10,854 And I hope you'll have the best time on your honeymoon. 39 00:03:11,104 --> 00:03:13,398 And... make it something to remember. 40 00:03:13,732 --> 00:03:14,900 Love you, guys. 41 00:03:15,651 --> 00:03:18,278 I think they just wanted to start off their lives together... 42 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,656 ...with some kind of adventure. 43 00:03:27,955 --> 00:03:28,163 A 44 00:03:28,205 --> 00:03:28,413 A P 45 00:03:28,455 --> 00:03:28,664 A PE 46 00:03:28,705 --> 00:03:28,872 A PER 47 00:03:28,914 --> 00:03:29,081 A PERF 48 00:03:29,122 --> 00:03:29,289 A PERFE 49 00:03:29,331 --> 00:03:29,498 A PERFEC 50 00:03:29,539 --> 00:03:29,748 A PERFECT 51 00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:29,957 A PERFECT G 52 00:03:29,998 --> 00:03:30,165 A PERFECT GE 53 00:03:30,207 --> 00:03:30,374 A PERFECT GET 54 00:03:30,415 --> 00:03:30,582 A PERFECT GETA 55 00:03:30,624 --> 00:03:30,832 A PERFECT GETAW 56 00:03:30,874 --> 00:03:31,250 A PERFECT GETAWA 57 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:31,625 A PERFECT GETAWAY 58 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:34,586 The red dot. - Oh, there's a red dot, does nothing. 59 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:35,963 Are you comfortable? 60 00:03:36,129 --> 00:03:37,256 Stop the camera, you... 61 00:03:38,924 --> 00:03:42,052 Can I ask you a question, Mr. Cliff Anderson... 62 00:03:42,135 --> 00:03:44,680 - Yes. - of Venice Beach, California? 63 00:03:44,805 --> 00:03:47,557 Yes, Mrs. Cydney Anderson, 64 00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:52,104 ...formally Miss Cydney Carswell of Pacific Palisades, California. 65 00:03:52,604 --> 00:03:55,232 How did you get this scar? 66 00:03:55,274 --> 00:03:58,110 Oh, my God, I can't believe I didn't notice it before! 67 00:03:59,695 --> 00:04:00,988 It's long story... 68 00:04:01,196 --> 00:04:04,157 ...and it involves... 69 00:04:05,575 --> 00:04:07,577 ...Homeland Security. 70 00:04:08,704 --> 00:04:09,496 It's not funny, 71 00:04:09,538 --> 00:04:14,167 ...me being unexpectedly pressed into service as a deputy air marshal. 72 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:16,336 And I don't really wanna talk about it. 73 00:04:17,212 --> 00:04:21,091 Try again. A little less grandiose, thank you. 74 00:04:21,633 --> 00:04:24,761 My brother... hit me with his skateboard when I was nine. 75 00:04:24,845 --> 00:04:26,430 Hey, which brother is this? 76 00:04:26,638 --> 00:04:28,765 That'd be Tommy. The dick from Michigan. 77 00:04:30,601 --> 00:04:33,228 I thought he said "Maryland" at the wedding. 78 00:04:33,478 --> 00:04:36,440 Excuse me, but whose brother is this? 79 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:41,153 I'm so sorry, he's got like... 16 brothers. Okay? 80 00:04:41,236 --> 00:04:44,364 All right, "Tommy from Michigan" A new wife should know these things. 81 00:04:47,993 --> 00:04:49,703 Christ! Are you insane? 82 00:04:49,786 --> 00:04:51,204 It's a rental. 83 00:04:53,749 --> 00:04:55,751 Mrs. Cydney Anderson... 84 00:04:56,752 --> 00:04:59,588 Mrs. Cydney Anderson... No! Mrs. Cydney Anderson. 85 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:02,466 Listen, you know, it's like writing checks in January, 86 00:05:02,507 --> 00:05:04,092 I know I'm gonna blow it. 87 00:05:04,676 --> 00:05:06,386 Yeah, keep practicing. 88 00:05:16,647 --> 00:05:19,107 Get back in here, my God! 89 00:05:19,191 --> 00:05:21,318 I've never seen so many shades of green! 90 00:05:21,401 --> 00:05:23,111 Hey- hey, get a picture of me. 91 00:05:30,661 --> 00:05:31,828 Stop it. 92 00:05:41,964 --> 00:05:43,966 Look, look! 93 00:05:59,773 --> 00:06:01,900 Hey- hey... Look, look! Trekkers. 94 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:03,735 Hi! - Hi! 95 00:06:07,322 --> 00:06:10,867 I'm gonna do that! Kalalau! That trail right down there! 96 00:06:10,951 --> 00:06:12,953 Did it myself, back in the day. 97 00:06:13,203 --> 00:06:15,205 I'll show you what it's all for. 98 00:06:22,879 --> 00:06:26,008 The most gorgeous dead-end God ever made! 99 00:06:26,842 --> 00:06:29,136 Wow! - Yeah! 100 00:06:29,177 --> 00:06:31,930 You know, like drop me off right here. Forget the hike. 101 00:06:32,014 --> 00:06:34,433 There's only two ways in and out, Cydney. 102 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,602 On foot or by kayak. 103 00:06:37,144 --> 00:06:39,980 But that's what makes it so special. 104 00:06:46,737 --> 00:06:49,698 � It's another day in paradise � 105 00:06:50,282 --> 00:06:53,285 � The sun is out, the sky so blue � 106 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:57,247 � The birds are singing some � 107 00:06:57,497 --> 00:07:00,125 � About the flowers in blue � 108 00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:04,463 � Here, it's always bright and clear � 109 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:07,299 � There's ever any trouble here � 110 00:07:07,549 --> 00:07:10,093 � Here, in paradise � 111 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:26,526 Yeah, beautiful it is, brother. How many days you allow? 112 00:07:27,110 --> 00:07:29,738 One day in, one day at the beach and another day back. 113 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:31,949 Common mistake. 114 00:07:32,199 --> 00:07:33,617 Why, you think I need more? 115 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,994 I don't know if you'll need more, but you'll sure want more. 116 00:07:36,245 --> 00:07:38,080 As long as all your permits are updated... 117 00:07:38,163 --> 00:07:41,124 - Yeah, yeah... see? - Okay. Yeah. 118 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:43,627 Because the rangers do get out and work the trail. 119 00:07:43,752 --> 00:07:45,462 So you want to keep these close, Cliff. 120 00:07:45,587 --> 00:07:47,297 - All right. - And these. 121 00:07:50,259 --> 00:07:53,095 Did you miss me? - No, three days sounds plenty to me. 122 00:07:58,767 --> 00:08:01,061 Nine whole minutes. 123 00:08:01,436 --> 00:08:03,939 Do you realize, that's the longest we've been apart... 124 00:08:03,981 --> 00:08:05,399 ...since we got married? 125 00:08:05,524 --> 00:08:07,526 You must have missed me something awful. 126 00:08:07,609 --> 00:08:10,237 It's 11.5 miles each way, right? 127 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,488 Each way. 128 00:08:11,613 --> 00:08:14,241 Tell me you miss me. - What? 129 00:08:15,033 --> 00:08:17,869 - I'll give you a b. j. in the car. - Okay. 130 00:08:17,953 --> 00:08:19,663 Another one! 131 00:08:21,206 --> 00:08:23,834 Anyways... check this out, Cliff. 132 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:26,044 Now, you're gonna cross over five valleys, 133 00:08:26,128 --> 00:08:27,963 Each time you do, you're gonna gain or lose... 134 00:08:28,005 --> 00:08:29,715 ...a 1,000 feet of elevation. 135 00:08:29,965 --> 00:08:30,966 That's the killer. 136 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:33,552 I missed you too, baby. - What? 137 00:08:33,844 --> 00:08:37,097 - Oh, did you go somewhere? - You are so bad. 138 00:08:37,264 --> 00:08:40,392 $475.35. - All right. 139 00:08:40,976 --> 00:08:42,978 Yeah, I know, it looks like I robbed a bank. 140 00:08:43,061 --> 00:08:44,896 It's our wedding haul. 141 00:08:45,606 --> 00:08:47,733 Wassup? Wassup? - Scully. 142 00:08:47,899 --> 00:08:50,027 - Howzit, baby boy? - It's good to be home. 143 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:52,362 Glad see back. Nowhere near Honolulu, were you? 144 00:08:52,446 --> 00:08:54,865 No, on the other side. Waves was junk for three days. 145 00:08:55,032 --> 00:08:56,033 No bettah over here. 146 00:08:56,116 --> 00:08:58,410 Why, what's the stink in Lulu? 147 00:08:58,994 --> 00:09:00,579 Maybe nuff for now. 148 00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:03,081 Wanna help these two out to their car? 149 00:09:03,332 --> 00:09:05,626 Yeah. I'll just dump my gear and be right with them. 150 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:07,961 Boy's gonna help you with your bags. 151 00:09:10,047 --> 00:09:11,924 Aloha! - Aloha! 152 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,508 Get an early start, brother. 153 00:09:13,592 --> 00:09:15,761 - Yeah, I will. - Aloha! 154 00:09:45,749 --> 00:09:48,335 � So hold me close, my love will never falter � 155 00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:53,048 � I need your love each and every day � 156 00:09:53,257 --> 00:09:57,803 � Na-na-na-na-na-na! � 157 00:09:59,137 --> 00:10:03,684 � Na-na-na-na-na-na! � 158 00:10:05,727 --> 00:10:07,729 I love our new life. 159 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:17,948 What are you doing? 160 00:10:19,116 --> 00:10:20,534 It's Hawaii! 161 00:10:23,704 --> 00:10:25,539 Just because we're in Hawaii we're gonna do things... 162 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:28,542 ...we don�t normally do? Like pick up hitch-hikers? 163 00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:31,962 Come on! Nothing bad ever happens in Hawaii, right? 164 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:39,219 Mahalo! - Aloha! 165 00:10:39,386 --> 00:10:41,805 So, how far are you going? - Lumahai Beach. 166 00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:45,142 Lumahai... Lumahai... I don't think we know that area. 167 00:10:45,475 --> 00:10:48,353 It's about 10 miles ahead, right on this road. 168 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,939 Right by where the big trail is. You know that trail? 169 00:10:51,106 --> 00:10:53,108 Yeah, the big trail. 170 00:10:57,404 --> 00:11:00,240 But... we're not going that far. 171 00:11:03,952 --> 00:11:05,537 So how far do you go? 172 00:11:06,997 --> 00:11:10,375 Just... up the road a bit. 173 00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:13,837 So if you guys, you know, stay here for five more minutes, 174 00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:15,088 I'm sure someone else will come along who... 175 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,674 We was waiting for, like, an hour before you stopped. 176 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,551 Maybe more. 177 00:11:19,801 --> 00:11:22,638 Shit, thought this was Hawaii! 178 00:11:22,721 --> 00:11:25,557 - Sorry. - Come on. 179 00:11:28,435 --> 00:11:31,813 You guys, married? - Yeah. Yeah, we just got married. 180 00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:32,898 Hold this. 181 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,067 Some of these pictures totally suck. 182 00:11:35,484 --> 00:11:37,319 It's one of those cameras you chuck. 183 00:11:37,444 --> 00:11:39,237 - This one's... - Cleo, what are you doing? 184 00:11:39,404 --> 00:11:41,114 These people wanna see less of us. Not more. 185 00:11:41,156 --> 00:11:42,157 Here it is. 186 00:11:44,701 --> 00:11:46,995 That's us doing the deed on Oahu. 187 00:11:47,579 --> 00:11:50,290 We just woke up one morning and decided to get married. 188 00:11:50,415 --> 00:11:54,086 - Pretty, isn't it? - Yeah, it's lovely. It's a... 189 00:11:55,921 --> 00:11:58,507 - Is this in a grocery store? - Paula's Market. 190 00:11:58,632 --> 00:12:00,342 They do it up real nice for you. 191 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:02,469 Yeah, yeah... here is an onion. 192 00:12:02,761 --> 00:12:04,763 The produce manager took that picture. 193 00:12:05,389 --> 00:12:07,724 I know it sounds kinda tacky. But it's... 194 00:12:07,808 --> 00:12:10,018 ...pretty frigging pretty when they added all the little... 195 00:12:10,102 --> 00:12:11,812 ...radishes in their own stuff. 196 00:12:11,895 --> 00:12:13,897 All right, that's bizzare. 197 00:12:14,398 --> 00:12:18,485 Hey baby, look at Kale and Cleo getting married on Oahu. 198 00:12:19,444 --> 00:12:21,863 Yeah, suitable for framing. 199 00:12:25,826 --> 00:12:28,120 You know what? We'll just drive you there. 200 00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:30,330 10 miles, I mean, listen... 201 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,124 Could have been there by now. 202 00:12:32,332 --> 00:12:34,042 Maybe next time, huh? 203 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,421 Kale, don't be that way. 204 00:12:37,546 --> 00:12:38,714 Baby, come on. 205 00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:41,717 Come on guys, you don't have to make this a bigger deal... 206 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,094 Cleo, get the fuck out of this man's ride. 207 00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:09,161 I think we handled that really well. 208 00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:17,336 Up there! - Go! 209 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,588 Kalalau Trail! - Whoa! 210 00:13:19,963 --> 00:13:20,964 That's good. 211 00:13:21,506 --> 00:13:24,468 How do I look? - Well, I was just pointing and shooting. 212 00:13:24,593 --> 00:13:26,595 These new things have too many buttons for me. 213 00:13:26,637 --> 00:13:28,931 Yeah, that's what you get for buying top of the line. 214 00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:30,432 I might have to... 215 00:13:30,682 --> 00:13:32,809 ...break down, actually, read the manual someday. 216 00:13:32,893 --> 00:13:34,895 - I'd love to see that. - Thanks. 217 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,965 Okay. 218 00:14:03,757 --> 00:14:06,051 I guess, everybody else did it. 219 00:14:06,385 --> 00:14:07,678 Did they really? 220 00:14:09,596 --> 00:14:11,306 Show it no fear! 221 00:14:12,224 --> 00:14:15,185 Do you think the rest of it kinda washed away or something? 222 00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:16,395 Okay, watch me! 223 00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:19,106 Keep your eyes down, your speed up. 224 00:14:19,273 --> 00:14:20,983 Avoid those green rocks... 225 00:14:22,401 --> 00:14:24,111 And just be fearless. 226 00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:27,614 Wow, he made that look easy! 227 00:14:28,073 --> 00:14:32,869 Yeah, but he's not wearing whole camping store on his back. 228 00:14:33,579 --> 00:14:34,997 All right... 229 00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:37,291 - World record, baby! - Okay, okay. 230 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,377 - Oh, my God! - Careful! 231 00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:44,715 Got it. - Well, thank you. 232 00:14:45,299 --> 00:14:47,009 You did great! 233 00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:49,678 Come on, baby, you can do it. 234 00:15:06,737 --> 00:15:08,155 Outstanding! 235 00:15:09,072 --> 00:15:12,034 Did I almost just die right there? - Come here, come here, come here. 236 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:15,203 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 237 00:15:15,454 --> 00:15:18,999 - I was doing so well I thought... - Oh, my God! 238 00:15:21,168 --> 00:15:22,461 What's your name? 239 00:15:25,464 --> 00:15:26,465 Have we met before? 240 00:15:26,632 --> 00:15:28,759 Because when I first saw you guys, 241 00:15:28,842 --> 00:15:31,136 I was feeling a little deja-vuey. 242 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:34,389 No, no. Nowhere I remember, Nick. 243 00:15:35,223 --> 00:15:37,225 But that face.. 244 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:41,271 - Are you an actor? - No, no, no. 245 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,315 Haven't seen you on TV? 246 00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:44,900 No such luck, you know? 247 00:15:44,983 --> 00:15:48,528 Actually, Cliff's a screenplay writer, he's very sought after. 248 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:51,657 All the big movie studios want him to do their projects. 249 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,742 Knew I smelled fame and fortune on you! 250 00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:56,870 A screenplay writer, huh? - We just say screen... screenwriter. 251 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,497 Any movies I might know? 252 00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:02,376 Actually, my, uh... My, uh... 253 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:05,170 ...my first script is in pre-production right now. 254 00:16:05,212 --> 00:16:07,839 So if you ask me again same time next year, 255 00:16:08,548 --> 00:16:10,259 Who's in it? 256 00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:13,512 Still trying to figure that out. Still casting up. 257 00:16:13,553 --> 00:16:15,847 Well, Nick Cage is always money in my book. 258 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:19,059 I like how he gets all intense "right at the end of the sentence! " 259 00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,436 So you got a good Act Two twist? 260 00:16:21,478 --> 00:16:24,106 - Yeah. It's, uh... - Yeah? 261 00:16:25,107 --> 00:16:26,817 Are you in the business, Nick? 262 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,360 Me? No, no, no! 263 00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:29,861 I mean, I just took some course... 264 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,655 ...one of those writing boot camps. 265 00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:34,491 I had so many ass-puckering experiences in life. 266 00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:37,828 I figure, hell, I'll just throw it down on paper, 267 00:16:38,036 --> 00:16:41,582 ...make myself a million bucks. - Yeah, it's not that easy, is it? 268 00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:44,793 I liked it all... except the paperwork. 269 00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:47,337 You know, actually making pages is... 270 00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:49,423 But I got the basics down. 271 00:16:49,715 --> 00:16:51,425 Three acts, hero with a journey, 272 00:16:51,508 --> 00:16:53,510 ...red snappers. All that shit. 273 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,054 - Red snappers? - Yeah! 274 00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:59,349 You know, you bring in a character just to fuck the audience. 275 00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:00,809 You try to throw them off-track by... 276 00:17:00,892 --> 00:17:04,021 It's a herring... it's a red herring. 277 00:17:05,272 --> 00:17:06,857 I'm pretty sure it's "snapper. " 278 00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:09,026 Excuse me, while I shake the bush here. 279 00:17:09,651 --> 00:17:12,904 So you're like... halfway to famous, huh, Cliff? 280 00:17:13,196 --> 00:17:15,198 - Pretty much. - That's outstanding! 281 00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:18,410 Yeah, there's a whole big crew getting ready up in Vancouver. 282 00:17:18,577 --> 00:17:20,412 Building sets and stuff. 283 00:17:20,495 --> 00:17:23,624 But they're there... you're here? 284 00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:27,544 Yeah. Yeah, it's... 285 00:17:27,836 --> 00:17:30,672 It�s hard to explain but... they brought in another guy to do a... 286 00:17:30,756 --> 00:17:33,717 - A quick rewrite, so... - On your story? 287 00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,594 Yeah, just a two-week punch-up. 288 00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:39,139 - It's common. - Yeah? And how long ago was this? 289 00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:43,560 Nine weeks. Yeah. 290 00:17:44,478 --> 00:17:46,188 Oh, no, that's fucked up! 291 00:17:46,355 --> 00:17:48,649 That's your vision, Cliff! That's your baby! 292 00:17:48,941 --> 00:17:50,651 You can't let them get away with that shit. 293 00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,152 He's got these agents, 294 00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:55,155 ...and they don't do, I mean, they don't fight for him or anything. 295 00:17:55,238 --> 00:17:56,657 And I was just telling Cliff the other day... 296 00:17:56,698 --> 00:17:59,117 Not that... "me" isn't my favorite subject. 297 00:17:59,159 --> 00:18:01,286 But maybe we could talk about something else for awhile. 298 00:18:01,703 --> 00:18:04,831 Well.. I'll leave you with one last pearl of wisdom. 299 00:18:04,915 --> 00:18:08,168 - Get new agent? - You get new story. 300 00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:13,632 I got it! I got it! - What? 301 00:18:13,715 --> 00:18:15,717 Me too. - I have one. 302 00:18:16,176 --> 00:18:17,636 No. Wait a minute. - What shall we do? 303 00:18:17,678 --> 00:18:18,679 Should we go up or should we just go back to town? 304 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,014 I don't know. This must be the best service ever. 305 00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:21,974 I don't care. 306 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,559 Did you hear about Oahu? What happened there? 307 00:18:24,643 --> 00:18:25,519 What? What happened? 308 00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:27,729 Well, my dad just called from K.C.K. 309 00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:30,274 Reception's like major shit out here, 310 00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:33,527 ...but he said something about some murders. 311 00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:38,532 Still there's no reception. 312 00:18:38,907 --> 00:18:39,908 Flat line? 313 00:18:40,242 --> 00:18:42,077 Coming in and out. Mostly out. 314 00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:44,037 Wait! Is this in Honolulu? 315 00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:45,747 Dad wants us to leave. 316 00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:48,208 I think he's in major over reaction mode, okay? 317 00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:50,502 Some newlyweds was killed. Some more of it he said. 318 00:18:50,544 --> 00:18:52,379 That's what happened. So... - Yeah! 319 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:53,880 Aw, that's awful! 320 00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:57,092 You know, we were just there. Like, the day before yesterday. 321 00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,428 We've been planning this for, like, five and half months. 322 00:18:59,469 --> 00:19:01,597 Does he not even know it's a different island? 323 00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:03,599 What... What did your dad say? 324 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,268 I mean, do they know who did it? Do they know anything? 325 00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,770 He says that they are looking for two people, 326 00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:10,939 ...a man and a woman. That's all I got. 327 00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:12,608 It's like that movie, huh? 328 00:19:12,774 --> 00:19:15,068 It's, um... "Natural Born Killers. " 329 00:19:15,569 --> 00:19:17,988 Oh, my God! That movie, like, totally freaked me out. 330 00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:20,240 - When his head was doing that thing? - Majorly! 331 00:19:22,451 --> 00:19:24,161 Well, what do you think? 332 00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:26,997 I mean, that's Oahu, not here. 333 00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:30,083 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 334 00:19:33,086 --> 00:19:35,714 Hey. I mean, it's our honeymoon, right? 335 00:19:35,881 --> 00:19:38,759 Why don't you guys come with us? We're going all the way to Kalalau Beach. 336 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,260 All the way to the end. 337 00:19:40,844 --> 00:19:44,097 Wait! You guys are like... newlyweds? 338 00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:46,558 Yeah. 339 00:19:50,854 --> 00:19:52,272 Have a swell honeymoon! 340 00:19:52,439 --> 00:19:54,566 Wait... Stop! 341 00:20:06,662 --> 00:20:08,664 Well, my exit here. 342 00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:12,668 Be safe. Some hard yards ahead. 343 00:20:13,377 --> 00:20:14,544 Are you...? 344 00:20:14,795 --> 00:20:17,631 Are you camping over at Secret Falls? 345 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:21,760 I read all about it in the guide book. 346 00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:25,097 Yeah, just for the day. 347 00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:27,683 I had to run back to the truck for a little butane. 348 00:20:28,141 --> 00:20:30,686 Well... how close is it? 349 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:34,106 It's like everything else in Hawaii, as close as faraway gets. 350 00:20:34,273 --> 00:20:36,692 Oh, baby, it's sound so romantic? 351 00:20:36,775 --> 00:20:38,944 Yeah, but I'd like to get to the beach before the sunset. 352 00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:41,530 But it's only, like, what? A mile or something? 353 00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:44,533 Honey, come on. Maybe we'd give the man his privacy. 354 00:20:45,492 --> 00:20:48,745 Don't matter to me. Plenty of Eden to go around. 355 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,758 What? - Oh, nothing. 356 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,428 One mile, huh? 357 00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:08,348 What? Serious? Cool! 358 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,933 Hey, wait up! 359 00:21:41,757 --> 00:21:43,050 Well... 360 00:21:43,508 --> 00:21:45,552 I do believe she's clotheless. 361 00:21:47,429 --> 00:21:49,431 Hi there, stranger. 362 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,642 I do believe he is too. 363 00:22:00,943 --> 00:22:02,361 This is Gina! 364 00:22:03,695 --> 00:22:05,697 Did he mention Gina before? 365 00:22:06,406 --> 00:22:09,368 The crazy ass love of my crazy ass life. 366 00:22:10,244 --> 00:22:13,789 He has now. - Okay, so... 367 00:22:14,915 --> 00:22:16,625 ...they're like a couple? 368 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,047 You all coming in or what? 369 00:22:22,714 --> 00:22:25,342 Baby, are we going in or what? 370 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:27,427 Yeah, wait a minute. Let me... 371 00:22:27,511 --> 00:22:29,221 ...see if I can get some receptions. 372 00:22:30,764 --> 00:22:31,932 Okay. 373 00:22:46,863 --> 00:22:48,448 Wow, that's nice! 374 00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,036 I hope we are not... 375 00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:56,373 ...intruding on your own private paradise here? 376 00:22:56,415 --> 00:22:58,125 Well... forget it! 377 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,877 Nicko's always bringing home strays. 378 00:23:02,296 --> 00:23:05,132 Mrs. Cydney Anderson. We're newlyweds. 379 00:23:05,299 --> 00:23:08,427 Miss Gina Scruggs. We're not. 380 00:23:13,724 --> 00:23:15,851 Because it's illegal to marry children. 381 00:23:18,979 --> 00:23:20,564 You're so dead! 382 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,629 Here we go... Come on! 383 00:23:50,177 --> 00:23:51,887 Thursday on Oahu... 384 00:23:52,137 --> 00:23:56,016 ...possibly Mainlanders on their honeymoon... 385 00:23:57,768 --> 00:23:59,895 Teeth and fingerprints removed. 386 00:24:00,812 --> 00:24:01,980 There are reason to believe... 387 00:24:02,022 --> 00:24:06,234 ...killers may have jumped islands, to Kauai. 388 00:24:11,782 --> 00:24:15,327 Are you shitting me? - No. This girls on the trail told us. 389 00:24:16,578 --> 00:24:18,705 I feel like, may be we even saw something? 390 00:24:18,914 --> 00:24:21,041 They know who it was did the killing? 391 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,293 No. I don't think so. 392 00:24:33,095 --> 00:24:36,974 Security cameras release photo of suspects. 393 00:24:47,025 --> 00:24:48,610 You know what I heard? 394 00:24:49,069 --> 00:24:51,697 A few people die out here every year. 395 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,074 They just stand under a waterfall, 396 00:24:54,116 --> 00:24:55,701 ...get hit by some falling rock. 397 00:24:55,784 --> 00:24:59,037 Or maybe they just slip and go right on over... 398 00:24:59,162 --> 00:25:00,497 ...and vanish. 399 00:25:02,249 --> 00:25:04,876 Who knows how, huh? Or even why? 400 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:07,212 Could be the wages of your sin. 401 00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:12,801 How you doing, Hot Wheels? 402 00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:15,721 I'm good. 403 00:25:18,515 --> 00:25:20,517 That's two lies in one day. 404 00:25:20,851 --> 00:25:22,853 Comes natural to you, don't it? 405 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,482 Are you following us, Kale? 406 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,779 You know, it ain't the fact that you deceived us. 407 00:25:33,238 --> 00:25:35,657 Every man's got a pack of lies in his mind. 408 00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:37,868 It's that you thought, 409 00:25:38,118 --> 00:25:40,245 ...we were foolish enough to buy it. 410 00:25:42,873 --> 00:25:45,000 - I'm sorry, I don't... - What do you think anyway? 411 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,587 Just 'coz we choose to look a certain way, that makes us, what? 412 00:25:49,004 --> 00:25:51,715 - Desperados? - No. I don't think... 413 00:25:51,757 --> 00:25:55,552 Jesus, man! You know, sometimes it feels like the whole world's just... 414 00:25:55,886 --> 00:25:57,888 ...spitting in my face. 415 00:26:01,433 --> 00:26:02,726 Excuse me. 416 00:26:04,353 --> 00:26:06,063 Look... 417 00:26:06,563 --> 00:26:08,774 I thought you said you were going to Lumahai Beach? 418 00:26:08,899 --> 00:26:12,027 Going to that area. That's what we said. 419 00:26:12,152 --> 00:26:15,280 Well, you didn't say you were doing the trail, so... 420 00:26:15,447 --> 00:26:17,449 Neither did you. 421 00:26:17,824 --> 00:26:20,369 Look, we offered you a ride, 422 00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:22,829 ...you didn't want it, you didn't take it. 423 00:26:22,955 --> 00:26:26,500 So, I don't really understand what the issue is between us. 424 00:26:27,626 --> 00:26:29,044 Kale... 425 00:26:34,091 --> 00:26:36,093 Joy and happiness here? 426 00:26:37,052 --> 00:26:39,054 Yeah, I think we're good. 427 00:26:40,597 --> 00:26:42,182 Outstanding! 428 00:26:44,434 --> 00:26:46,019 So how far you going, Hot Wheels? 429 00:26:46,186 --> 00:26:47,896 Playing it by ear. 430 00:26:48,146 --> 00:26:52,025 - You? - Maybe the next beach, uh, kind of... 431 00:26:52,276 --> 00:26:54,570 - What's it called? - Hanakapiai. 432 00:26:54,987 --> 00:26:56,989 That one, yeah. Maybe there, maybe further. 433 00:26:57,155 --> 00:26:59,157 You need permits to go farther. 434 00:27:03,495 --> 00:27:05,789 You shoulda just given us a ride, man. 435 00:27:07,165 --> 00:27:08,750 Come on. 436 00:27:18,302 --> 00:27:21,138 ...so after a $45 taxi ride, 437 00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:23,307 ...we wind up at the Ocean View Hotel. 438 00:27:23,515 --> 00:27:25,100 Sounds nice, doesn't it? 439 00:27:25,309 --> 00:27:27,227 The problem is it didn't actually had... 440 00:27:27,394 --> 00:27:29,813 ...an ocean view since 1987, 441 00:27:29,855 --> 00:27:32,482 ...when all these high-rises went up across the street. 442 00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:36,236 Jesus! Their ads like... "Oh, Waikiki is so great! " 443 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,322 Honestly, was dancing on my last nerve. 444 00:27:45,287 --> 00:27:46,663 Are... are we okay? - Yeah. 445 00:27:46,747 --> 00:27:47,956 Let's keep an eye on our time, okay? 446 00:27:47,998 --> 00:27:50,208 Yeah, but do those packs belong to who I think they belong... 447 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,252 Yeah, they said they were doing the trail all along. 448 00:27:52,294 --> 00:27:53,670 I don't know, maybe they were. 449 00:27:53,795 --> 00:27:56,423 Shit, it's 1:30 already. Come on, let's go! 450 00:27:59,885 --> 00:28:03,764 Baby, you wanna break this down? We should be clack-a-lacking, too. 451 00:28:03,847 --> 00:28:06,475 - Okey-dokey. - Thank you. 452 00:28:08,143 --> 00:28:10,437 So, you guys don't mind if we tag along? 453 00:28:10,604 --> 00:28:13,231 I mean, we're all going to the same place so... 454 00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:15,484 Yeah, it�s fine with me. 455 00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:18,570 Yeah, are you kidding? 456 00:28:21,198 --> 00:28:22,491 Did you take the permits? 457 00:28:22,699 --> 00:28:24,117 No. I didn't touch them. 458 00:28:24,409 --> 00:28:26,411 Well, they were right here in this brochure... 459 00:28:28,247 --> 00:28:29,831 Did you leave them at the store? 460 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:32,542 No! I'm pretty sure I put it... 461 00:28:32,709 --> 00:28:34,127 No, I'm positive that I put... 462 00:28:34,211 --> 00:28:35,629 Shit! 463 00:29:01,029 --> 00:29:03,031 While we're still young, Cliff! 464 00:29:04,157 --> 00:29:05,867 Yeah, one sec! 465 00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:15,043 We leave no man behind. 466 00:29:15,168 --> 00:29:16,753 Let's do some hard yards. 467 00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:36,898 Guess you can't have rainbows without a little rain. 468 00:29:37,107 --> 00:29:38,275 Right? 469 00:29:48,911 --> 00:29:52,039 You hear that, uh, Cliff here's a big screenplay writer? 470 00:29:52,539 --> 00:29:56,793 You write for the movies? Well, whoopty-tah! 471 00:29:57,127 --> 00:29:58,086 Yeah, we say screenwriter. 472 00:29:58,128 --> 00:30:00,130 - He's on the prowl for a new story. - Sorry. 473 00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:01,381 You know, I could tell you shit... 474 00:30:01,423 --> 00:30:03,258 ...you ain't seen in no Hollywood movie before. 475 00:30:03,342 --> 00:30:06,178 - You watch yourself now. - What? 476 00:30:06,428 --> 00:30:08,138 What "what"? You know what! 477 00:30:08,305 --> 00:30:10,307 Maybe Cliff here can change the names... 478 00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:11,934 ...to protect the guilty. 479 00:30:12,184 --> 00:30:14,311 - You guys do that in movies, right? - Yeah. 480 00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:16,563 You know Johnny Depp? - He knows Nick Cage. 481 00:30:16,647 --> 00:30:18,065 Can you see him playing me in some movie? 482 00:30:18,106 --> 00:30:21,652 - Baby, you know Nick Cage? - Yeah. Yeah, I do now. 483 00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:24,696 Now, see me myself, I like that Johnny Depp better. 484 00:30:24,738 --> 00:30:27,366 I mean, he's just dreamy. 485 00:30:27,449 --> 00:30:29,034 I mean, the way he looks at you... 486 00:30:29,117 --> 00:30:30,118 Jesus Christ! 487 00:30:30,285 --> 00:30:32,579 Honey, it all starts with story. 488 00:30:32,663 --> 00:30:34,790 - Am I right, Cliff? - Yeah. 489 00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:36,792 You know, I once made a surprise visit... 490 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:39,378 ...to a certain dictator's palace on the Tigris River. 491 00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:40,963 Newly evacuated... 492 00:30:41,088 --> 00:30:43,799 Still smell the Havana tobacco hanging in the air. 493 00:30:43,966 --> 00:30:45,968 We were tasked with finding perishable intel... 494 00:30:46,009 --> 00:30:47,594 ...computer disks, shit like that. 495 00:30:47,678 --> 00:30:49,388 But in the master bathroom... 496 00:30:49,596 --> 00:30:51,306 ...about the size of fucking Ethi�pia, 497 00:30:51,348 --> 00:30:54,309 ...by the way, these golden dolphins for faucets... 498 00:30:54,393 --> 00:30:56,812 There was this lock box bolted to the floor. 499 00:30:57,062 --> 00:30:59,022 Had his initials engraved on top. 500 00:30:59,273 --> 00:31:00,899 We started beating on that fucking lock.. 501 00:31:00,941 --> 00:31:02,943 Wait... Iraq? You were in Iraq? 502 00:31:03,026 --> 00:31:06,154 Yeah, first in. Me and my wolf pack. 503 00:31:06,405 --> 00:31:08,532 Fuck those pictures you saw about the 4th Infantry. 504 00:31:08,615 --> 00:31:09,783 That was later. 505 00:31:09,908 --> 00:31:12,035 What I'm giving you now is God's Real Shit. 506 00:31:12,202 --> 00:31:14,621 He's not supposed to be talking about this stuff. 507 00:31:14,705 --> 00:31:17,708 So inside this box, 508 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,835 I figure maybe cash, 509 00:31:20,210 --> 00:31:22,504 ...a set of pearl handled pistolas. 510 00:31:22,713 --> 00:31:26,258 Hell, maybe some damn fine Presidential-grade hashish. 511 00:31:26,842 --> 00:31:29,469 We finally burned it open with 50-grain det-cord. 512 00:31:29,678 --> 00:31:31,805 It's a handy tool, det-cord. - Yeah? 513 00:31:31,847 --> 00:31:33,849 Wrap it around a tree three feet thick, 514 00:31:34,474 --> 00:31:36,184 ...drop it across the trail when someone's hot on your ass. 515 00:31:36,226 --> 00:31:37,811 - Remember that trick. - Yeah. 516 00:31:38,103 --> 00:31:40,397 Yeah... Det cord. It's a nice detail. 517 00:31:40,439 --> 00:31:42,024 You gotta get the details right, Cliff. 518 00:31:42,065 --> 00:31:44,902 Otherwise, you're just making another big crap-tastic movie. 519 00:31:45,444 --> 00:31:47,738 So, we open this thing, what do we find? 520 00:31:47,821 --> 00:31:49,114 What do we found? What do we found? 521 00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:50,824 Iron Man. Avengers. 522 00:31:50,949 --> 00:31:52,659 The dude was a Silver Age Marvel freak. 523 00:31:52,743 --> 00:31:55,370 And you know, what he had most of? In his own personal stash? 524 00:31:55,704 --> 00:31:57,122 I don't know, Nick. I wasn't there. 525 00:31:57,205 --> 00:31:58,790 - Sub-Mariner. - What? 526 00:31:58,832 --> 00:31:59,833 All in French for some reason. 527 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:02,294 "Namor, Prince of the Deep?" Why the Sub-Mariner's? 528 00:32:02,336 --> 00:32:05,172 - Isn't that like one of the shit titles? - One theory? 529 00:32:06,214 --> 00:32:07,382 Tug-job material. 530 00:32:07,549 --> 00:32:10,177 Mr. President had a thing for French speaking fellahs... 531 00:32:10,218 --> 00:32:12,054 ...little Speedos and big spears. 532 00:32:12,304 --> 00:32:13,472 One theory. 533 00:32:17,643 --> 00:32:19,061 So, uh, 534 00:32:20,228 --> 00:32:22,856 You were like... Special Ops? 535 00:32:23,482 --> 00:32:25,776 Or the Seals, Rangers? 536 00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:31,240 Officially, I'm only allowed to say that I've been a sworn officer... 537 00:32:31,281 --> 00:32:34,117 ...participating in the tactical phase of certain missions... 538 00:32:34,159 --> 00:32:35,744 ...that would make most men wanna... 539 00:32:35,827 --> 00:32:38,372 ...crawl up and hide inside their own assholes. 540 00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:41,250 And unofficially? 541 00:32:42,334 --> 00:32:44,628 I'm a goddamn American Jedi! 542 00:32:46,338 --> 00:32:48,966 Possible Title number one, by the way. 543 00:32:53,428 --> 00:32:54,846 You see this? 544 00:32:59,059 --> 00:33:01,103 Took frag from a bouncing betty. 545 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,105 It's anti-personnel mine. 546 00:33:03,939 --> 00:33:06,817 Caved in the back of my fucking head! 547 00:33:10,153 --> 00:33:13,115 Medivacked out to Germany, got my skull rebuilt with a... 548 00:33:13,156 --> 00:33:14,992 ...space-age titanium. 549 00:33:15,242 --> 00:33:17,661 I can't go through a metal detector without ringing cherries. 550 00:33:17,703 --> 00:33:18,870 But that's cool. 551 00:33:18,912 --> 00:33:21,748 Let's me travel with Gilligan just about wherever I want. 552 00:33:22,374 --> 00:33:26,044 - Gilligan? - Uh, it's a... 553 00:33:29,464 --> 00:33:31,174 My little buddy. 554 00:33:35,512 --> 00:33:37,097 That's some toothpick. 555 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:38,599 Here's the kicker though, 556 00:33:39,266 --> 00:33:41,059 When I took that shrapnel... 557 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,978 I never felt it. 558 00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:44,813 I mean, I felt the impact, 559 00:33:44,855 --> 00:33:47,816 ...and felt my backside go all wet. But no real pain. 560 00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:50,694 Now maybe I don't recall events in full... 561 00:33:50,736 --> 00:33:53,530 ...they did scoop out a little Grey Spam back there but... 562 00:33:53,947 --> 00:33:54,823 Get this. 563 00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:57,743 My wolf pack... they will swear... 564 00:33:57,784 --> 00:34:00,120 ...that I was ambulatory for more than 17 minutes, 565 00:34:00,162 --> 00:34:02,247 ...before they forced me to lie down. 566 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:03,332 Tackled me! 567 00:34:03,457 --> 00:34:06,585 And even then, I was looking to monkey-fuck a Marlboro Light. 568 00:34:08,128 --> 00:34:10,756 There is no nerve endings in the brain, Cliff. 569 00:34:12,299 --> 00:34:15,427 Remember that when you write the scene. 570 00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:20,015 Yeah. There's some... really good details there. 571 00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:23,560 Yeah, he is really hard to kill. 572 00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:41,203 Hey, y'all make it to the beach? 573 00:34:41,286 --> 00:34:43,038 Yeah, it's great. Just keep going. 574 00:34:49,628 --> 00:34:51,713 You seen any rangers up ahead? - Not that I saw. 575 00:34:51,797 --> 00:34:54,424 It's only like three miles to the beach? We hope? 576 00:34:54,466 --> 00:34:57,594 Yeah, but... lots of twists and turns ahead. 577 00:34:59,846 --> 00:35:04,393 Hey, the further we go, the fewer people on the trail. 578 00:35:05,018 --> 00:35:06,603 And your point is...? 579 00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:14,945 Get back there. Pretend you gotta pee. 580 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:17,281 Pretend? 581 00:35:22,327 --> 00:35:25,455 The cops in Honolulu released a photo of the killers. 582 00:35:26,164 --> 00:35:28,709 Apparently they didn't know they were on camera. 583 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,883 - Shit! - What? 584 00:35:43,223 --> 00:35:46,768 - It could be anybody. - Are you sure about that? 585 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,313 They don�t look familiar to you? 586 00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:53,400 Y'all good or what? 587 00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:55,485 I'm having a bathroom break. 588 00:35:57,362 --> 00:36:01,158 You're freaking me out. It could be anybody. 589 00:36:02,576 --> 00:36:03,327 What? 590 00:36:03,410 --> 00:36:05,412 I mean, what do we really know about these people? 591 00:36:05,495 --> 00:36:07,080 Aside from him and his stories? 592 00:36:07,247 --> 00:36:10,500 Which, I might add, are starting to sound more and more bullshitty to me. 593 00:36:10,584 --> 00:36:12,711 Next thing we're gonna find out he's got the heart of a... 594 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:14,212 ...baboon or something. 595 00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:15,756 I think, he's just trying to impress. 596 00:36:15,797 --> 00:36:17,633 I mean, he's thinking you're gonna write him... 597 00:36:17,716 --> 00:36:19,843 ...a movie about his life or something. 598 00:36:20,594 --> 00:36:22,596 What do we know? 599 00:36:24,097 --> 00:36:27,351 Well, she's from Savannah, her father's a controlling military shit. 600 00:36:27,434 --> 00:36:29,478 She rebelled, she met Nick in South Carolina, 601 00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:30,938 ...but he reminded her too much of Daddy. 602 00:36:31,104 --> 00:36:33,106 He chased her until finally giving up and moving on, 603 00:36:33,148 --> 00:36:34,983 ...that's when she got interested in him, of course. 604 00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,235 It's their first time in Hawaii. 605 00:36:36,276 --> 00:36:38,028 They thought Waikiki was a little Las Vegas, 606 00:36:38,111 --> 00:36:39,947 ...but they love it here on Kauai. 607 00:36:40,739 --> 00:36:42,449 Girls talk. 608 00:36:45,744 --> 00:36:47,746 So they were on Oahu, too. 609 00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,210 I guess they were. 610 00:37:06,473 --> 00:37:08,475 Interesting guy, Cliff. 611 00:37:09,184 --> 00:37:10,185 Yeah. 612 00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:14,064 First man ever who wants to talk while he's in the bathroom. 613 00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:16,942 What is going on back there? 614 00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:21,947 You keep shaking that bush so we know you're there! 615 00:37:22,197 --> 00:37:24,324 Keep shaking that bush, Luke! 616 00:37:41,216 --> 00:37:44,177 Honey, we're supposed to be on our honeymoon, okay? 617 00:37:44,386 --> 00:37:47,973 So slow down that overactive brain of yours. 618 00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:50,684 Because I want to enjoy myself here. 619 00:37:51,226 --> 00:37:53,854 Babe, we're gonna be fine. 620 00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:09,620 Well, I guess the beach will still be there tomorrow. 621 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,705 Yeah and hope we are. 622 00:38:18,253 --> 00:38:21,506 All right, we got macaroni and cheese... 623 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:25,469 ...with real imitation cheese. 624 00:38:25,969 --> 00:38:29,097 Honey, that's a vegetable dish where I come from. 625 00:38:29,264 --> 00:38:30,557 What else you got? 626 00:38:30,807 --> 00:38:33,435 "Vegetarian Corned Beef Hash!?" 627 00:38:34,019 --> 00:38:37,648 - What's "Vegetarian Corned Beef Hash?" - That is suspicious. 628 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:41,026 But, I might... I might dig into that, um, 629 00:38:41,401 --> 00:38:44,112 ...before eating "Chicken Omelette Surprise?" 630 00:38:44,279 --> 00:38:45,572 Oh, what's bad about that? 631 00:38:45,697 --> 00:38:49,910 Well, the surprise is that they're gonna take the egg out of the chicken... 632 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,705 ...whip it up, then put the chicken back into the egg. 633 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,517 It's good reflexes! 634 00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:15,644 For a writer! 635 00:39:22,901 --> 00:39:24,069 What? 636 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,488 I love that stuff. 637 00:39:48,176 --> 00:39:51,013 What? - What what? 638 00:39:51,179 --> 00:39:54,308 What do you mean "What what?" What's everybody looking at? 639 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,394 Whatever he's looking at. 640 00:40:03,483 --> 00:40:04,902 Probably just a goat. 641 00:40:05,193 --> 00:40:06,904 There's lot of them in these valleys. 642 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:18,081 - I haven't seen any goats. - I don't expect you would, Cliff. 643 00:40:18,957 --> 00:40:21,793 Your situational awareness kinda sucks. 644 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,128 That's not a knock. 645 00:40:23,545 --> 00:40:26,381 You're a screenwriter, I'm a Jedi. 646 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:28,634 It's just the different paths we chose. 647 00:40:30,677 --> 00:40:32,387 Think they kill him first? 648 00:40:33,972 --> 00:40:36,391 Or he just drown in there? 649 00:40:37,517 --> 00:40:39,102 I always wonder. 650 00:40:40,395 --> 00:40:41,688 No, I'm good. 651 00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:44,900 Just so I know whether or not to be offended, 652 00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:47,152 ...define "situational awareness". 653 00:40:47,819 --> 00:40:50,447 What's the first thing you do when you step onto to a plane? 654 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:54,451 Maybe have a sip of that fine champagne, huh? 655 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:57,204 You do fly First Class, right? 656 00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:00,958 I put away my shit like everyone else. 657 00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:07,756 Well, when I board a plane... 658 00:41:07,839 --> 00:41:09,841 ...making my way back to the cheap seats, 659 00:41:10,008 --> 00:41:11,426 I clock every door. 660 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:15,013 I pace off the distance between those exits and my seat. 661 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:17,307 If that plane loses power on take-�ff, 662 00:41:17,432 --> 00:41:19,977 I can make egress in the dark, totally blind. 663 00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:23,188 If the aisle crowds up, I'm gonna climb over the back of 36D, 664 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:26,525 ...the guy with that shiny-ass toupee, making over the wing exit. 665 00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:28,735 And I know the handle swings down, not up. 666 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:30,779 And I know the door swings in, not out. 667 00:41:30,862 --> 00:41:33,156 And I know all that inside of 30 seconds. 668 00:41:33,323 --> 00:41:35,742 Before they even pop the cork for you up there... 669 00:41:36,034 --> 00:41:37,869 ...in Hollywood Class. 670 00:41:39,621 --> 00:41:42,332 See, if you wait until the emergency happens... 671 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,418 ...before you decide what to you do... 672 00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:46,920 ...you're already died. 673 00:41:50,465 --> 00:41:53,927 - What chance... do you've of that happen? - Happened in Sioux City. 674 00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,388 - Sioux City? - DC-10. 675 00:41:56,638 --> 00:41:58,640 Rolled four times on landing. 676 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,143 Wound up in a Iowa cornfield. 677 00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:03,103 112 people died. 678 00:42:03,228 --> 00:42:05,439 Yeah, I remember seeing that on T.V. 679 00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:08,567 Yeah... I saw it from the inside. 680 00:42:09,651 --> 00:42:13,196 He is really hard to kill. 681 00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:19,661 Let's go. 682 00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,124 What are you gonna do with that thing? 683 00:42:24,249 --> 00:42:26,585 Dinner. Come on! 684 00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:30,422 Uh, dry underwear. But thanks though. 685 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:34,468 Here, kitty, kitty... kitty, kitty... 686 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,262 Come on, kitty, kitty... kitty, kitty... 687 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:39,723 Excuse me? 688 00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:42,309 Oh, it's no problem. 689 00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:45,729 You wanna stay in the kitchen with the lady-folk, you stay. 690 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,857 Oh, yeah... I'm an adult! 691 00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:51,318 So that kitty noise... that, that... 692 00:42:51,401 --> 00:42:53,403 It's not... don't work anymore. 693 00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:18,136 You know? It crossed my mind... 694 00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:23,392 ...that it crossed your mind, that we are the ones. 695 00:43:24,309 --> 00:43:25,727 Me and Gina. 696 00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:30,524 - The ones who...? - It's okay, Cliff. 697 00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:33,026 That's your screenplay-writer mind working it's magic, 698 00:43:33,151 --> 00:43:36,405 ...spinning shit every which way. You gotta think like that. 699 00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:40,158 What? The killers? 700 00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,286 "The Gruesome Twosome!" 701 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:45,747 Possible title number two. 702 00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,875 See now, I think your mind's spinning Nick. 703 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:51,461 So you think it's just coincidence we were there at the same time. 704 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:53,714 - On Oahu? - Just like Cydney and I were there. 705 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,966 Just lotta people on Oahu when the murders happened. 706 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:59,136 That's the way you look at it? - That's exactly how I look at it, Nick. 707 00:43:59,177 --> 00:44:00,345 Good. 708 00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:04,683 Though would make a helluvan Act Two twist. 709 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,609 We're not really hunting goats here, are we? 710 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:15,319 No. 711 00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:20,407 Then mind telling me what the hell are we doing out here? 712 00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:22,701 We got us a shadow. Two of them. 713 00:44:22,784 --> 00:44:24,369 Haven't identified as hostile yet. 714 00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,997 But they passed by our camp, doubled back for a second look. 715 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,208 And then they took cover, somewhere here. 716 00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,754 I know, you didn't see them. 717 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,632 - People from the falls? - This, someone else. 718 00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:38,508 All right, we'd get back to camp. Come on! 719 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,260 Gina could take care of herself. 720 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,347 I was thinking about Cydney. 721 00:44:44,097 --> 00:44:46,099 Gina could take care of her, too. 722 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:49,311 Are you just so fucking with me, Nick? 723 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:52,856 If I was the killer, I wouldn't stay on Oahu. 724 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:57,194 - I'd come right here. - Wait. 725 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:02,199 I'm a... little worried about Cliff. 726 00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:06,912 He's not really, you know, the bow and arrow type. 727 00:45:06,995 --> 00:45:08,288 Oh, please. 728 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,374 Boys are happiest when they're hunting something... 729 00:45:10,415 --> 00:45:12,417 ...they can�t quite catch. 730 00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:17,297 Besides, gives us a little time together. 731 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,389 No, dope's not really my thing. 732 00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:32,062 So what is your thing, Cydney? 733 00:45:32,145 --> 00:45:35,524 Because we really... haven't heard yet. 734 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,319 It could sound... kinda boring to you. 735 00:45:39,653 --> 00:45:41,363 Oh, try me. 736 00:45:44,866 --> 00:45:49,162 Well, we've been working really hard in getting pregnant. 737 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:53,500 We're gonna have five kids, two boys and three girls and... 738 00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:58,380 They'll be beautiful beyond belief, of course. 739 00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:02,175 We wanna get a place in the Palisades close to one of the bluffs. 740 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:05,220 Long walks in summertime and... 741 00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,347 ...watch all the boats come in. 742 00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:11,393 You know, I wanna just be... us. 743 00:46:11,476 --> 00:46:13,478 You know, our family. 744 00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:14,813 And you... I guess... 745 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:18,525 You know, I'd just be happy being called "Mom" and... 746 00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:21,445 ..."Mrs. Cydney Anderson. " 747 00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,324 For a while. 748 00:46:27,826 --> 00:46:29,828 You know, there was this... 749 00:46:30,829 --> 00:46:32,831 ...preacher back in Georgia. 750 00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:36,960 And he used to tell all us kids how we'd rot in hell... 751 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:39,922 ...for having sex outside the sanctity of marriage. 752 00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:43,675 And then one day, you know, blessings a little hard. 753 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:47,721 His wife caught him out back of the Waffle House with some hooker. 754 00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:51,975 A hooker with a really big dick. 755 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:57,064 Yeah, so... 756 00:46:57,606 --> 00:47:00,400 Now when people wanna tell me... 757 00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:03,987 ...how so fucking perfect their lives are... 758 00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:08,075 I don't believe them. 759 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,618 Nick! 760 00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:58,834 I do lie about my old life sometimes. 761 00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:02,462 You see, when my parents stopped scrapping the crap out of each other... 762 00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:04,089 and split up... 763 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,968 ...they decided that they could have two kids each. 764 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,428 The problem was... 765 00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:11,263 ...there was five kids. 766 00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:16,310 So I did the... the foster-scare thing for a while and... 767 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,605 That only lasted until I met this guy named Rocky. 768 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,648 He was couple of years older. 769 00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:27,654 And it's so funny, everyone in the neighborhood thought... 770 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:31,491 ...he was like this fine young gentleman, you know? 771 00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:33,660 But I saw something different in him. 772 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,871 Something... risky. 773 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,833 Something crooked or cool. 774 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,628 Didn't hurt that he had his own truck, neither. 775 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:44,755 He did. 776 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,174 Wrong paint on one door. 777 00:48:47,215 --> 00:48:50,052 But damn, he had some nice chrome wheels on it. 778 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,970 Yeah, I know Rocky. 779 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,057 Yeah, this one night, he... 780 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,601 ...drove me on to the lake. 781 00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:01,438 And it was hot and raining. 782 00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:07,236 And I had the top button of my shorts all undone for this guy. 783 00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:11,990 Just hoping this is why we came down here. 784 00:49:12,407 --> 00:49:14,409 Oh, my God! 785 00:49:14,826 --> 00:49:18,497 I remember, the way the cracks in the vinyl seat... 786 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,582 ...were pinching the back of my legs. 787 00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:22,417 You know, and that was bothering me... 788 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:25,087 ...but what he was doing with his fingers sure wasn't. 789 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,967 And suddenly he was in my hand all slippery and nice... 790 00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:31,677 He's about to go off... 791 00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:35,097 ...and I'm about to cum for, like, the first time ever. 792 00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,686 And then... he puts the headlights on... 793 00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:45,315 ...and makes me get out of the car and to go... 794 00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:49,570 ...to look at something over by a pile of leaves. 795 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:55,826 And it was Goldie, the neighbor's labrador. 796 00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,413 And he still had... 797 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,791 still had the panty-hose wrapped around his neck... 798 00:50:02,874 --> 00:50:05,127 ...from when he had hung it from the tree. 799 00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:14,970 He said he would kill me if I ever told anybody. 800 00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:22,603 Did you ever tell anybody? 801 00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:29,359 Yeah! 802 00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:33,238 Right now. 803 00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:53,342 You know, it always amazes me how much people talk about themselves... 804 00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:54,968 ...when they're on vacation. 805 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,346 Talk to people they only just met. 806 00:50:58,555 --> 00:51:03,477 Yes... yeah. 807 00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:35,842 Hey, what are you doing? 808 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:39,930 Cliff? Yeah? 809 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:43,100 - Cliff Anderson? - What are you doing? 810 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,310 I thought it was you, but then I saw four peeps... 811 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:47,604 ...instead of two, you know? I got it all mixed up. 812 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,522 But what are you doing here? 813 00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:50,190 Why are you following us and who's that female? 814 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,943 - It's my bitch, Jessie. - But what are you doing here? 815 00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:56,530 Your permits, brother! You went leaving them at the store, okay? 816 00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:01,285 - You came all this way to...? - Aunty thought you'd need them. 817 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,120 This ain't the mainland, brother. 818 00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:04,830 We do that shit here, okay? 819 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,874 Okay? Okay? 820 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,960 - All right, I'm sorry. - Easy... 821 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,921 No, no, hey, I'm sorry. 822 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,049 I guess we're all just stressed... 823 00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:18,385 ...with those killers being over here now. 824 00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,345 I'm... I'm really sorry. 825 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:21,847 - Here. - No, no, no! 826 00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:23,557 On this island? 827 00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:26,268 My papers, brother. 828 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:31,106 I saw a news report on it. You didn't? 829 00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:34,192 No... I don't watch the news. 830 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:38,196 - It's way too... informational. - Fuck! 831 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,657 Hey, just... 832 00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:43,660 why don't you come back to camp and have some dinner with us? 833 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,664 Okay? You and your... bitch friend. 834 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,041 Thanks, brother. 835 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:51,418 You know, I'm not feeling the running stream of love here. 836 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,377 You know, what I mean? 837 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:56,089 Here's your permit. I'm going back to town. 838 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,342 Careful on the trail, huh? 839 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:01,428 Mess you up good unless you know it good. 840 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,321 Hey, where have you been? Are you okay? 841 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:20,530 Yeah. 842 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,241 Where's Nicko at? 843 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:25,577 Last time I saw him, he was... up... 844 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,913 I don't know, over there... 845 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,468 Well, look at that! 846 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:48,600 Yeah, baby, look at that. 847 00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:52,312 Hold this for me, please? 848 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,940 One to the neck, I broke it off. 849 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,483 The body's clean. 850 00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,320 Baby, you are a "Man in full. " 851 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:02,406 But howzabout putting the head that away... 852 00:54:02,489 --> 00:54:05,117 ...so the blood runs downhill instead of all over our shit? 853 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:06,201 Okay. 854 00:54:06,285 --> 00:54:09,955 And howzabout, you'd make sure cinch off the oesophagus this time? 855 00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:11,456 So you don't foul the meat. 856 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,709 Oh, I'm sorry... you're gonna do this or am I? 857 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,255 I ran into your friends. 858 00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:20,632 They looked a little spooked. What'd you say to them? 859 00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,635 - Just, uh... - Hey, Cliff, can I see that thing? 860 00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:27,306 Thank you. 861 00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:32,811 You see, I spent a summer... 862 00:54:33,312 --> 00:54:36,857 in the meat department at Piggly Wiggly's, so... 863 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:42,905 this aint nothing to me. But if you're squeamish... 864 00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:46,199 You wanna get all the way back here... the anus... 865 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,368 And now what you wanna do is... 866 00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:52,748 Get the bag, well, the gut bag... out. 867 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:59,129 I mean, I find that more interesting than gory, really. 868 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,176 Are you guys hungry? 869 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:15,812 Okay... 870 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:20,734 These two have graduated to the official... 871 00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:23,362 ...crazy category. You know that, right? 872 00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:27,324 So let's just pack our bags and get out of here. 873 00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:28,825 We can make some excuse. 874 00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:30,619 - We can... - Like what? 875 00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:33,956 - Like, we think you are the killers? - No! 876 00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:36,959 But we can say... one of us doesn't feel good. 877 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:38,961 Or something, look, we don't have to go through with this. 878 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:40,462 - We can just packup our bags... - Hey, look! 879 00:55:40,545 --> 00:55:43,382 It was hard enough getting in here. We can't just leave. 880 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,510 What do you suggest? 881 00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:52,558 It's only two more miles to the beach, right? 882 00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:55,352 - Two long miles! - I know! 883 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:58,480 But I think we have to ride this thing out. 884 00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:01,942 Keep Nick talking, keep him thinking, 885 00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:04,278 ...he's gonna be the star of some Hollywood movie. 886 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:05,821 Keep them both happy. 887 00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:08,865 So that everybody gets to that beach alive. 888 00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:15,956 But we keep our game face on. 889 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:17,791 Do not let them know... 890 00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:20,502 ...that anything is wrong here. Do you understand me? 891 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,339 Hey, do you understood me? 892 00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:27,926 Can you hold that? 893 00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:42,399 I just thought we were gonna have a real honeymoon. 894 00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:54,077 Rise and shine! Wake up, folks! 895 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:56,788 Out of your tents, now! 896 00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:00,500 Outside, now! 897 00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:05,088 We wanna see all your faces! 898 00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:12,054 Shit! It was only one goat! 899 00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:26,652 This is the Kauai County police. 900 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:30,656 We want you face down on the ground, now! 901 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,752 Those boys are coming in heavy. 902 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,255 You might wanna hang back, let them do their thing. 903 00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:50,926 Get down on the ground! - Fucking pigs! 904 00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:52,010 Raise your hands! 905 00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,054 Fuck you! What're you messing with us for, man? 906 00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:56,306 We got nothing to do with it. Nothing! 907 00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,019 Just hold it, right there! 908 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:07,192 So what the hell they do? - I can't say. 909 00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:09,236 Quit groping me! 910 00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:13,031 All right, man! - Hey, relax! 911 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:16,118 Does it has something to do with murders in Honolulu? 912 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:18,412 Really can't say. 913 00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:23,792 It's those guys... it's Kale and Cleo. 914 00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:25,419 They think it's them! 915 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:26,837 Hey, baby, don't worry! Relax! 916 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,338 They ain't got nothing on us! 917 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,215 I will sue your fucking ass! 918 00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:32,759 You go ahead, man. Look all you want. 919 00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:35,929 Is there a gun in there? Show me a gun. 920 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:41,977 We almost picked these guys up in the car. 921 00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:05,584 What the fuck, man! 922 00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:12,674 You know, I have to admit... I... 923 00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:14,927 I thought it might have been you guys. 924 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:17,471 Are you joking? 925 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,973 So much for our game face, huh? 926 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:22,434 I can't believe it! I thought it was you! 927 00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,937 I gotta admit... your face! 928 00:59:27,940 --> 00:59:30,067 You, the killer? 929 00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:54,341 Well, whoopty-tah! 930 00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:00,222 Ample time to sunset, too, huh? 931 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,058 Outstanding! 932 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,023 Hey, you guys! 933 01:00:10,315 --> 01:00:11,608 Mind getting a shot... 934 01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:12,985 ...of us in front of this rainbow? 935 01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,237 Oh, baby, I look like hell. 936 01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:17,030 - No, you look great. - Come on! 937 01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:19,116 You... you're a good liar. 938 01:00:20,576 --> 01:00:22,411 - All right, here we go. - Okay. 939 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:27,040 - Just point and shoot it, huh? - Yeah. 940 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:30,669 - Right, rolling! - Hey! 941 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:34,381 We survived the rail! 942 01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:36,425 And our honeymoon! 943 01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:04,930 There are sea caves down the coast. 944 01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:07,307 Yeah.. read about that. 945 01:02:07,558 --> 01:02:09,393 West-southwest, round this point, I guess. 946 01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:10,644 So let's do it! 947 01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:14,648 No, I cut a deal with these guys. 948 01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:17,651 I got two kayaks, one hour, 40 bucks. 949 01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,945 And no, you don't owe me 20. 950 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:21,989 Yeah, I just got plans, that's all. 951 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:25,492 - What kind of plans do you have? - Covert plans. 952 01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:27,286 You do know how to handle a kayak? 953 01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:29,997 Pallie, I've done shark fishing in a kayak! 954 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,915 - Of course! - Loud and real, coast off Alaska. 955 01:02:31,999 --> 01:02:33,500 Kinda 400 pound sand beach shark. 956 01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:36,003 He put up hell of a fight, but you know who's gonna win that battle. 957 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,088 Nick, are any of your stories true? 958 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,339 You want me to send you pictures? 959 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,841 - Yeah. - Yeah... 960 01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:42,426 Come on, let's go! 961 01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:46,555 Come on! It give us a chance to talk about our movie deal. 962 01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,227 Cydney! 963 01:02:53,729 --> 01:02:56,023 Tell her I'll be back for a sunset walk. 964 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:57,524 Me and Gina! 965 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:15,542 Where are they going? 966 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:24,134 - What? - To the sea caves. 967 01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:26,470 They won't be long! 968 01:03:27,679 --> 01:03:29,681 Son of a bitch! 969 01:04:49,011 --> 01:04:52,139 Nick! Wait! Don't go! 970 01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:56,018 Nick! 971 01:04:56,768 --> 01:05:00,147 Hey, what is she saying? - I don't know. 972 01:05:00,606 --> 01:05:02,190 Come back! Come back! 973 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,402 She got a nice bounce to her though, don't she? 974 01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,112 Nick! 975 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:09,823 Sunset! I'm coming back! 976 01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:12,910 Damn it! Nick! 977 01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,306 Come on, come on, come on! 978 01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,016 Come on! Come on! 979 01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:40,938 Shit! 980 01:06:36,535 --> 01:06:38,120 Are you running out of gas? 981 01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:44,293 Our own tactical frequency, huh? 982 01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:47,546 I just wanna make assure we get you back in time. 983 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:51,049 - Copy that. Jedi out. - Jedi out. 984 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,380 Outstanding! 985 01:08:17,386 --> 01:08:18,679 Shit! 986 01:08:19,263 --> 01:08:20,847 Where are you? 987 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:27,104 Gotta ask you something. - Shoot! 988 01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:29,773 What is that? 989 01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:34,736 "Shake that bush. " What is... What is that mean? 990 01:08:35,571 --> 01:08:36,738 Kidding me? 991 01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:41,785 What some Special Op lingo? 992 01:08:46,832 --> 01:08:49,251 "What we have got here is... 993 01:08:49,751 --> 01:08:52,045 ...failure to communicate. " 994 01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:57,342 It's Paul Newman, "Cool Hand Luke. " 995 01:08:57,593 --> 01:08:59,428 Right before he breaks from the chain-gang. 996 01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:01,096 You should know that. 997 01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:03,557 I should, yeah! 998 01:09:18,989 --> 01:09:20,991 He goes in alive... 999 01:09:48,310 --> 01:09:50,312 Well, the stories were great, Nick. 1000 01:09:51,897 --> 01:09:53,190 They're really helpful. 1001 01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:55,525 But your situational awareness? 1002 01:09:56,485 --> 01:09:58,320 It actually kinda sucks! 1003 01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:06,995 - Cliff... - Call me Nick. 1004 01:11:14,855 --> 01:11:16,440 Rule number one... 1005 01:11:18,609 --> 01:11:20,736 Never cut f�rensics a break. 1006 01:11:40,172 --> 01:11:42,591 It always amazes me how much people talk about themselves... 1007 01:11:42,633 --> 01:11:43,800 ...when they're on vacation. 1008 01:11:43,926 --> 01:11:45,636 Talk to people they just met. 1009 01:11:46,762 --> 01:11:48,055 How did she say? 1010 01:11:49,181 --> 01:11:51,600 It always amazes me how much people talk about themselves... 1011 01:11:51,642 --> 01:11:52,935 ...when they're on vacation. 1012 01:11:53,060 --> 01:11:54,770 Talk to people they just met. 1013 01:11:56,355 --> 01:11:58,649 Wait, what was... what was the other one? 1014 01:12:00,025 --> 01:12:01,735 We say screenwriter. 1015 01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:04,112 We say screenwriter... writer. 1016 01:12:04,404 --> 01:12:05,697 We say it's screenwriter. 1017 01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:08,158 I'm gonna give you some books. - Yeah. 1018 01:12:09,785 --> 01:12:12,204 Yeah, working on a, uh, two week punch-up. 1019 01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:17,501 And we invited... I had to invite my other sisters, 1020 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,253 ...you know, my sorority sisters. 1021 01:12:19,419 --> 01:12:21,129 I basically hooked them up. 1022 01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:23,131 Check this out! Hello? 1023 01:12:23,215 --> 01:12:26,885 Yeah, we're in pre-production in Canada... 1024 01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:30,639 And we're... still casting up. 1025 01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:31,890 Hey, my brother is a dick. 1026 01:12:31,974 --> 01:12:33,559 I don't know why I'm telling you this. 1027 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:34,768 We just came here to dance. 1028 01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:37,479 You dance with who brung ya, Cliff, you dance with who brung ya. 1029 01:12:37,563 --> 01:12:39,690 I absolutely love you... 1030 01:12:39,815 --> 01:12:41,650 ...just the most magical weekend. 1031 01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:43,485 Our wedding haul! 1032 01:12:43,569 --> 01:12:46,405 Magical! Magical! 1033 01:12:53,662 --> 01:12:56,290 This is the happiest day of my life! 1034 01:13:08,510 --> 01:13:10,512 She was kind of classy, huh? 1035 01:13:11,013 --> 01:13:13,432 Hey, Rule Two. 1036 01:13:14,808 --> 01:13:16,643 Keep your game face on. 1037 01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:21,607 Come on, honey. 1038 01:13:42,377 --> 01:13:45,339 Babe, get a picture of me with Honolulu in the back. 1039 01:13:46,924 --> 01:13:49,468 I have a better idea. Let's get the both of us. 1040 01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:51,887 It's right there! It's right there! Help! 1041 01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:54,973 Excuse me, can you... 1042 01:13:55,599 --> 01:13:58,560 Whoa, whoa... wait, wait! - Crap! 1043 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,396 - Honolulu! - Hawaii! 1044 01:14:02,147 --> 01:14:04,149 We made it! We made it! 1045 01:14:04,566 --> 01:14:05,734 Shit! 1046 01:14:08,362 --> 01:14:10,239 Maybe that wasn't the one to Kauai. 1047 01:14:10,614 --> 01:14:12,032 - Pretty sure it was, doll baby. - No, no, no. 1048 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,243 It's probably the one to Kauai, smaller boat. 1049 01:14:14,409 --> 01:14:16,245 We are looking for something... more substantial, 1050 01:14:16,328 --> 01:14:18,914 - something with some big-ass... - Have a look right there. 1051 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:20,290 Pretty sure it was. 1052 01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:22,334 Let's see how much time we need to kill. 1053 01:14:22,417 --> 01:14:25,629 You know, if you're so freaking smart, you'd play stupid once in a while. 1054 01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:26,964 That would be your job. 1055 01:14:30,676 --> 01:14:32,386 Something I can show you? 1056 01:14:34,054 --> 01:14:36,181 Well, not me, but... 1057 01:14:36,473 --> 01:14:40,102 ...see that dangerously handsome man over there? 1058 01:14:40,185 --> 01:14:42,104 When he comes in here and asks you, what I was looking at, 1059 01:14:42,187 --> 01:14:44,022 ...can you show him this ring? 1060 01:14:44,189 --> 01:14:45,774 And that one. 1061 01:14:46,275 --> 01:14:49,528 And let's not deny him that little rascal right there. 1062 01:14:50,028 --> 01:14:53,407 Seems like he's more interested in water sports, right now. 1063 01:14:53,574 --> 01:14:55,659 Well, that's just an operational cover. 1064 01:14:55,742 --> 01:14:57,786 Trust me, he is watching us. 1065 01:14:57,953 --> 01:15:00,455 Any second now, he's gonna come in here. 1066 01:15:00,622 --> 01:15:02,332 Drag me out and then... 1067 01:15:02,624 --> 01:15:03,584 ...forget some. 1068 01:15:03,959 --> 01:15:06,211 He'd double-back and ask you all private-like, 1069 01:15:06,295 --> 01:15:08,088 ...what was that what I was looking at. 1070 01:15:08,297 --> 01:15:09,881 Been playing this game awhile? 1071 01:15:10,883 --> 01:15:12,050 Nicko... 1072 01:15:12,217 --> 01:15:15,470 I love him to tears, but he does take his own sweet time. 1073 01:15:16,013 --> 01:15:17,598 Anytime, hon. 1074 01:15:20,809 --> 01:15:23,103 You know what? Also show him that one, right there. 1075 01:15:23,270 --> 01:15:24,438 Okay? 1076 01:15:27,232 --> 01:15:29,067 Shit! - What? 1077 01:15:29,151 --> 01:15:30,319 Left my drink. 1078 01:15:30,569 --> 01:15:33,405 - Well, let's go back and get it. - No, no, no, I'll get it. 1079 01:15:35,782 --> 01:15:38,619 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 1080 01:15:40,329 --> 01:15:41,914 I'll wait right here. 1081 01:15:46,168 --> 01:15:50,672 And let's not forget this little rascal right here. 1082 01:15:54,051 --> 01:15:56,345 So I take it you're planning the next step? 1083 01:15:56,386 --> 01:16:00,641 Oh, I got plans. Covert plans. 1084 01:16:01,642 --> 01:16:04,770 I'm gonna make a sunset proposal on Kalalau Beach. 1085 01:16:04,811 --> 01:16:07,940 Okay, I just need to make sure that this isn't gonna be... 1086 01:16:08,023 --> 01:16:09,191 you know, underwhelming 1087 01:16:09,233 --> 01:16:12,986 ...compared to whatever's stuck inside that twangy little head of hers. 1088 01:16:13,237 --> 01:16:14,655 You know, let me... 1089 01:16:19,785 --> 01:16:21,203 Is that gonna work? 1090 01:16:22,329 --> 01:16:24,164 If it's truly gonna disappoint her, 1091 01:16:24,248 --> 01:16:25,832 I'll roll over and play dead for you. 1092 01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:27,084 Gonna be the easiest mark you ever had. 1093 01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:29,169 Just please, help me get it right. 1094 01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,922 Gina is gonna be the first and the last for me. 1095 01:16:32,089 --> 01:16:33,382 She is the one. 1096 01:16:34,758 --> 01:16:36,343 Well, to tell you the truth... 1097 01:16:40,347 --> 01:16:42,349 I think she'll love anything you give her. 1098 01:16:42,683 --> 01:16:44,309 So you didn't buy anything? 1099 01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:46,853 - What I wanna buy in there? - I don't know. 1100 01:16:46,937 --> 01:16:50,357 I mean, just took you so long I was thinking may be they got you. 1101 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,276 No, no, I got away clean. 1102 01:16:52,442 --> 01:16:55,362 Yeah, it's 16:00 hrs, we should catch that ferry. 1103 01:16:59,616 --> 01:17:01,743 Where is your drink? - Goddamn it! 1104 01:17:04,580 --> 01:17:06,290 No! 1105 01:17:11,878 --> 01:17:15,257 This is the scene right now in the Harbour area near Pier 19. 1106 01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:17,926 Where, late today, a City trash collector... 1107 01:17:18,010 --> 01:17:21,263 ...stumbled upon what appears to be another of those homicides. 1108 01:17:21,346 --> 01:17:23,974 Come on, this ain't got nothing to do with us. 1109 01:17:31,857 --> 01:17:35,235 Congratulations Mr. Anderson, it's part of the honeymoon package. 1110 01:17:35,569 --> 01:17:37,279 Thanks, you're the best. 1111 01:17:38,488 --> 01:17:40,616 Take this too. - Mahalo! 1112 01:17:53,629 --> 01:17:55,213 Fucking repeat. 1113 01:18:21,156 --> 01:18:22,991 Tell me it'll never end. 1114 01:18:24,451 --> 01:18:25,911 It will end. 1115 01:18:26,995 --> 01:18:29,831 Trick is to have more starts than ends. 1116 01:18:30,457 --> 01:18:31,875 Hate this whole... 1117 01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:35,671 ...C-world always playing catch up. 1118 01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:44,471 All I wanna do is catch up on my sleep. 1119 01:18:46,098 --> 01:18:48,934 - Rule Number Three... - Oh, go away with your rules! 1120 01:18:49,184 --> 01:18:52,020 Nothing is getting me off this balcony today. 1121 01:18:55,357 --> 01:18:58,902 You're such an incredible asshole! - Asshole! 1122 01:18:59,570 --> 01:19:02,114 Hey, never wear the same skin too long. 1123 01:19:02,864 --> 01:19:04,157 We keep moving. 1124 01:19:07,202 --> 01:19:10,747 Hey baby, look at Kale and Cleo getting married on Oahu. 1125 01:19:12,374 --> 01:19:13,959 Suitable for framing. 1126 01:19:16,795 --> 01:19:19,756 While we're still young, Cliff! - One sec! 1127 01:19:23,802 --> 01:19:27,180 Here's your permits. I'm going back to town. 1128 01:19:27,639 --> 01:19:29,057 Careful on the trail, huh? 1129 01:19:29,349 --> 01:19:31,476 Mess you up good unless you know it good. 1130 01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:33,103 Hey, wait a minute... 1131 01:19:34,146 --> 01:19:36,440 Maybe you're allowed to carry guns out here? 1132 01:19:36,607 --> 01:19:38,609 Guns? No, no. Who's got guns? 1133 01:19:38,859 --> 01:19:41,987 A guy named Kale, runs with a girl named Cleo. 1134 01:19:42,237 --> 01:19:46,450 I think it was a 9mm. I'm not too good at these things. 1135 01:19:46,617 --> 01:19:49,995 Maybe when you get back, you can tell somebody about it, okay? 1136 01:19:50,537 --> 01:19:53,373 Let the cops decide if it's important or not. 1137 01:19:54,082 --> 01:19:56,376 You keep shaking that bush so we know you're there! 1138 01:19:57,044 --> 01:19:59,171 Keep shaking that bush, Luke! 1139 01:20:00,714 --> 01:20:03,133 What is this idiot talking about? 1140 01:20:06,678 --> 01:20:09,806 I say we let Nick keep pitching his stories. 1141 01:20:10,474 --> 01:20:12,309 Let him dig his own grave. 1142 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:17,105 This isn't Honolulu and he's not some soft-boy screenplay writer. 1143 01:20:17,189 --> 01:20:20,567 What, you actually buy this Jedi shit? 1144 01:20:21,318 --> 01:20:24,279 Gets his skull opened up by a land-mine and just walks it off? 1145 01:20:24,363 --> 01:20:25,447 He's trying to impress me. 1146 01:20:25,530 --> 01:20:28,575 Me, because he thinks I'm gonna make a movie about his life, 1147 01:20:28,742 --> 01:20:31,370 ...everything becomes exaggerated and overblown. 1148 01:20:32,371 --> 01:20:34,498 Trust me, I know a narcissist when I see one. 1149 01:20:34,957 --> 01:20:36,959 This guy... amateur-hour. 1150 01:20:37,584 --> 01:20:39,002 Screenwriter! 1151 01:20:39,544 --> 01:20:42,381 I don't know... if half his stories are true? 1152 01:20:42,506 --> 01:20:47,553 Look, I know exactly what he is. He has no clue what I am. 1153 01:20:47,719 --> 01:20:49,721 That's the advantage that we exploit. 1154 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:55,602 We'll do it on the beach. - There will be people there. 1155 01:20:56,353 --> 01:20:59,481 - So? - I just think we're rushing. 1156 01:21:01,817 --> 01:21:04,236 Don't tell me you're starting to like Gina. 1157 01:21:04,736 --> 01:21:07,030 See, that's your mistake. 1158 01:21:07,239 --> 01:21:11,201 - You too close, you're too attached... - Maybe I'm starting to like Cydney. 1159 01:21:12,119 --> 01:21:13,287 Bigger mistake! 1160 01:21:15,455 --> 01:21:17,165 She's a nice girl. 1161 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:21,837 I want you to start thinking about me the way Cliff would think of her. 1162 01:21:22,004 --> 01:21:23,422 Even if it's not real. 1163 01:21:23,505 --> 01:21:26,884 Even if you're physically incapable of feeling anything. 1164 01:21:29,011 --> 01:21:31,638 I want you to pretend that part, too. 1165 01:21:38,478 --> 01:21:41,440 We're supposed to be on our honeymoon, okay? 1166 01:21:41,607 --> 01:21:45,485 This is one of the most beautiful places on Earth, rain or shine, so... 1167 01:21:45,652 --> 01:21:48,614 Slow down that overactive brain of yours. 1168 01:21:48,780 --> 01:21:50,782 I want to enjoy myself here. 1169 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:56,538 Babe, we're gonna be fine. 1170 01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:20,270 Sometimes it seems like... 1171 01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,731 ...like nothing exists until we get there, 1172 01:22:22,814 --> 01:22:24,524 ...until we put our eyes on it. 1173 01:22:24,608 --> 01:22:27,236 Like the whole fucking world was manufactured... 1174 01:22:27,319 --> 01:22:29,738 ...for our wants and needs, you know? 1175 01:22:34,034 --> 01:22:35,202 You think it'll be a nice sunset? 1176 01:22:35,285 --> 01:22:38,538 I mean like if I take, if I just turn my head... 1177 01:22:39,039 --> 01:22:39,873 You know? 1178 01:22:39,957 --> 01:22:42,084 For just a minute and... but don't tell me. 1179 01:22:42,167 --> 01:22:46,255 But does everything just stop? Just shut down? 1180 01:22:46,838 --> 01:22:51,051 Go into some energy saving hibernation mode. 1181 01:22:51,468 --> 01:22:55,973 Till I choose to reactivate them by simply... 1182 01:22:59,768 --> 01:23:02,187 You should say sweet stuff to me sometimes. 1183 01:23:02,271 --> 01:23:04,898 Look at this... look at that. 1184 01:23:05,065 --> 01:23:07,693 I mean, fucking idiots, man. 1185 01:23:08,777 --> 01:23:09,778 Just say it. 1186 01:23:09,861 --> 01:23:12,155 How many times do I need to tell you? 1187 01:23:12,698 --> 01:23:16,577 If there's anyone in this world that I could love, it's you. 1188 01:23:16,785 --> 01:23:20,330 - Why is that never enough? - Just forget about it. 1189 01:23:27,671 --> 01:23:28,839 Look. 1190 01:23:29,423 --> 01:23:32,968 You helped create this fevered dream of immortality. 1191 01:23:33,427 --> 01:23:36,054 You are the privileged witness... 1192 01:23:36,221 --> 01:23:39,766 ...who's gonna help me lead a hundred different lives. 1193 01:23:49,484 --> 01:23:51,904 How about this for a new rule? 1194 01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:56,575 Always be sincere even if you're not. 1195 01:23:59,077 --> 01:24:01,371 I know that in some bend way, 1196 01:24:01,622 --> 01:24:04,750 ...your need for detachment fits my need for attachment. 1197 01:24:04,833 --> 01:24:05,709 That's it! 1198 01:24:05,876 --> 01:24:08,003 It's fitting fucking and fucking fit! 1199 01:24:08,128 --> 01:24:09,963 I get it, okay? 1200 01:24:10,797 --> 01:24:13,634 Let's stop lying to ourselves, okay? 1201 01:24:18,013 --> 01:24:19,848 I'm not lying now. 1202 01:24:20,224 --> 01:24:22,517 I love the idea of loving you. 1203 01:24:24,728 --> 01:24:26,730 And I love hearing it. 1204 01:24:30,984 --> 01:24:32,986 It's sick and it's sad. 1205 01:24:37,658 --> 01:24:39,493 Does that make me crazy, Rocky? 1206 01:24:39,576 --> 01:24:42,204 Am I crazy? Am I? 1207 01:24:42,621 --> 01:24:45,249 It's makes you exciting. 1208 01:25:05,227 --> 01:25:07,062 Well, whoopty-tah! 1209 01:25:12,985 --> 01:25:14,695 Outstanding! 1210 01:25:18,907 --> 01:25:20,742 No! 1211 01:27:25,742 --> 01:27:27,160 Nick!? 1212 01:27:33,959 --> 01:27:35,377 Nick! 1213 01:29:02,339 --> 01:29:03,507 Who is this? 1214 01:29:04,091 --> 01:29:05,259 Hello, my name is Woody. 1215 01:29:05,342 --> 01:29:06,510 And I'm calling to make sure... 1216 01:29:06,593 --> 01:29:08,303 ...you're getting the most out of your AT&T calling plan. 1217 01:29:08,387 --> 01:29:11,014 Sweet flaming Jesus, you don�t work the whole trip... 1218 01:29:11,181 --> 01:29:13,016 Where are you at? What state are you in? 1219 01:29:13,350 --> 01:29:14,351 I'm not supposed to say. 1220 01:29:14,434 --> 01:29:17,312 Okay, Woody, there's been some murders in Honolulu, 1221 01:29:17,396 --> 01:29:19,314 ...maybe you've heard, maybe you haven't. 1222 01:29:19,398 --> 01:29:21,525 But they're coming after me and I need your help. 1223 01:29:21,608 --> 01:29:23,443 Can you do this for me, Woody? 1224 01:29:24,278 --> 01:29:25,571 Woody, are you there? 1225 01:29:26,154 --> 01:29:28,156 I hear your concerns, madam. 1226 01:29:28,323 --> 01:29:29,741 But with our "free to roam" plan, 1227 01:29:29,825 --> 01:29:32,452 we can offer you more minutes regardless of the time of day... 1228 01:29:32,536 --> 01:29:33,287 Screw the calling plan. 1229 01:29:33,370 --> 01:29:34,788 Now listen to me good, okay? 1230 01:29:35,038 --> 01:29:37,332 You're gonna be my 911 boy, okay, Woody? 1231 01:29:37,833 --> 01:29:41,128 All right, I need you to call the Princeville, Kauai Police Department. 1232 01:29:41,295 --> 01:29:43,922 And you tell them that I can have the killers... 1233 01:29:44,047 --> 01:29:47,009 ...to the Kalalau Beach in about 3� minutes. 1234 01:29:47,175 --> 01:29:49,177 Can you do that for me? 1235 01:29:49,928 --> 01:29:50,679 Woody? 1236 01:29:50,762 --> 01:29:52,472 I must put you on brief hold. 1237 01:29:52,556 --> 01:29:54,683 No! No! You do not put me on hold! 1238 01:29:54,766 --> 01:29:58,020 You do not check with your supervisor. I need you to just do it! 1239 01:29:58,186 --> 01:29:59,897 Okay... and I also need you to... 1240 01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:02,274 ...may be call for some air-ambulance or something. 1241 01:30:02,441 --> 01:30:04,151 Because just... 1242 01:30:08,155 --> 01:30:11,283 Hello? Hello, madam? 1243 01:30:13,035 --> 01:30:14,036 Hello? 1244 01:30:14,703 --> 01:30:16,204 Please tell me that you would do this for me. 1245 01:30:16,288 --> 01:30:18,916 Please, please, please, swear to me that you'll. 1246 01:30:19,541 --> 01:30:21,251 Is this in the Pacific Ocean? 1247 01:30:21,543 --> 01:30:22,544 Jesus! 1248 01:30:22,794 --> 01:30:24,087 God, I hope you're recording this call. 1249 01:30:24,171 --> 01:30:26,006 Yes, it is in the Pacific Ocean! 1250 01:30:26,089 --> 01:30:28,926 Yes, it is one of five islands... 1251 01:30:30,802 --> 01:30:32,095 I'm on Kauai. 1252 01:30:32,179 --> 01:30:36,058 In the Hawaiian... chain of islands. 1253 01:30:36,850 --> 01:30:40,229 You're almost there. A little more, baby. 1254 01:30:40,729 --> 01:30:41,897 Right there! 1255 01:32:03,812 --> 01:32:05,105 Bitch! 1256 01:32:10,903 --> 01:32:12,195 She got a call off, 1257 01:32:12,446 --> 01:32:14,573 ...asked for help back at the beach. 1258 01:32:15,782 --> 01:32:18,744 Remember, nothing exists until we get there. 1259 01:32:18,994 --> 01:32:19,995 Got it. 1260 01:32:20,704 --> 01:32:24,917 But, Rocky, nothing exists until I get there. 1261 01:33:30,899 --> 01:33:32,317 Here I come, baby. 1262 01:34:22,034 --> 01:34:23,827 Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Sorry to scare you. 1263 01:34:23,911 --> 01:34:25,120 But you haven't seen two dudes, two kayaks? 1264 01:34:25,203 --> 01:34:28,373 He shot my boyfriend and shot me in the fucking hand. 1265 01:34:28,457 --> 01:34:29,875 - So, let's just go back to the beach. - Let me see, let me see that. 1266 01:34:29,958 --> 01:34:32,085 - No, let go off me! - Hey, listen to me, I'm an EMT. 1267 01:34:32,169 --> 01:34:34,421 - I don't care who you're. I need to go, ok? - Let me take a look at that. 1268 01:34:34,504 --> 01:34:36,465 - Because he's right behind me! - Let's get her down. Let's get her down. 1269 01:34:36,548 --> 01:34:37,674 No! Let me go! 1270 01:34:37,758 --> 01:34:38,926 - Listen, I�m an EMT. - Hold on! Calm down! 1271 01:34:39,009 --> 01:34:41,637 Come here, come here! Let me take a loot at it! 1272 01:34:42,930 --> 01:34:46,058 - Okay. I go down. Go down. - Calm down. 1273 01:34:50,229 --> 01:34:51,521 Okay, there's gonna be help... 1274 01:34:54,816 --> 01:34:56,193 - Hey, get her! Get her! - Put her down. 1275 01:34:56,276 --> 01:34:58,278 Hey, listen to me! You are safe. 1276 01:34:58,946 --> 01:35:00,948 He was right behind me just a minute ago... 1277 01:35:01,031 --> 01:35:03,158 What? What're you talking about? 1278 01:35:05,369 --> 01:35:08,747 Gina, you feeling better? Huh? 1279 01:35:37,901 --> 01:35:40,529 - Just relax! Relax! - We need to go right now, do you hear me? 1280 01:35:40,779 --> 01:35:43,282 She's a friend of my wife's, and she has a little issue with, 1281 01:35:44,157 --> 01:35:45,742 ...crystal meth, okay? 1282 01:35:46,034 --> 01:35:48,453 Normally she's pretty functional but obviously, 1283 01:35:48,537 --> 01:35:49,830 ...this ain't normal. 1284 01:35:49,997 --> 01:35:53,542 - He killed my Nicko! - Oh, come on! 1285 01:35:53,709 --> 01:35:56,003 He wants to be us! That's what he wants, okay? 1286 01:35:56,086 --> 01:35:58,088 Him and his girlfriend wanna be us! 1287 01:35:58,338 --> 01:35:59,923 She's iced out of her mind right now. 1288 01:36:00,007 --> 01:36:01,133 I mean it's been... 1289 01:36:01,842 --> 01:36:03,677 Look! Look, look, look, come here. 1290 01:36:04,344 --> 01:36:06,638 No, no, no! Don't go, Don't go. 1291 01:36:07,389 --> 01:36:08,390 Look at this... 1292 01:36:09,141 --> 01:36:10,726 I've been finding these the whole trip. 1293 01:36:10,893 --> 01:36:12,895 I think she just got in over her head this time. 1294 01:36:12,978 --> 01:36:15,939 So, I hope you don't have to involve the... police or anything like that. 1295 01:36:16,023 --> 01:36:18,442 I mean, I promise I'll get her back safe... okay? 1296 01:36:18,609 --> 01:36:20,444 Don't listen to him! Don't listen to him! 1297 01:36:20,611 --> 01:36:21,612 Look man, we just are here because... 1298 01:36:21,695 --> 01:36:23,530 ...someone took off with two of our boats. 1299 01:36:23,780 --> 01:36:26,199 The last thing we want is to get involved in somebody else's mess. 1300 01:36:26,283 --> 01:36:26,867 Okay. 1301 01:36:26,950 --> 01:36:28,660 - Right? - Yeah, right. 1302 01:36:29,161 --> 01:36:30,996 - Except... - Except what? 1303 01:36:31,288 --> 01:36:32,289 It's just that... 1304 01:36:32,456 --> 01:36:34,750 I don't get why her pupils are normal... 1305 01:36:35,167 --> 01:36:37,169 ...and yours the size of olives. 1306 01:36:42,674 --> 01:36:43,842 Guys... 1307 01:36:44,509 --> 01:36:46,220 ...that was a perfectly good story. 1308 01:36:58,357 --> 01:36:59,358 Fuck! 1309 01:37:00,025 --> 01:37:02,861 Count your fucking shots! Gina, hey! 1310 01:37:17,376 --> 01:37:18,377 No way! 1311 01:38:10,888 --> 01:38:11,889 Nicko!? 1312 01:38:23,734 --> 01:38:25,152 How many people? 1313 01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:28,447 Enough to get good at it. 1314 01:38:28,697 --> 01:38:30,532 Oh, I bit my tongue. I hate that. 1315 01:38:30,699 --> 01:38:32,534 That's gonna stop hurting in a second. 1316 01:38:32,784 --> 01:38:35,913 Hoo-yah, Nick. You think this is it, huh? 1317 01:38:35,996 --> 01:38:38,123 Bad guy buys it, crowd goes nuts? 1318 01:38:38,207 --> 01:38:39,917 You know what I hate about that ending? 1319 01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:41,585 Aside from it being cliche? 1320 01:38:41,668 --> 01:38:44,087 It's your version of reality, pallie. 1321 01:38:44,254 --> 01:38:45,422 Not mine! 1322 01:38:49,092 --> 01:38:52,763 Oh, it's feel so good to squeeze that trigger right now, wouldn't it? 1323 01:38:53,096 --> 01:38:53,847 Yeah! 1324 01:38:58,185 --> 01:39:00,479 If you kill me, you kill yourself. 1325 01:39:01,146 --> 01:39:02,981 You ain't gonna do that. 1326 01:39:03,065 --> 01:39:04,358 Drop all weapons, now! 1327 01:39:04,608 --> 01:39:06,902 Drop all weapons, now! 1328 01:39:07,236 --> 01:39:09,238 You got too much to live for. 1329 01:39:09,321 --> 01:39:10,906 You got too many attachments. 1330 01:39:10,989 --> 01:39:14,368 You're just too soft. Here, kitty, kitty kitty, kitty... 1331 01:39:14,701 --> 01:39:16,536 The guy standing with the weapon, correct? 1332 01:39:16,703 --> 01:39:18,705 He's the one, you talked about, correct? 1333 01:39:20,457 --> 01:39:23,293 This area is closed. All trails are blocked. 1334 01:39:23,377 --> 01:39:25,379 Come on, Nick! Come on, do it! 1335 01:39:26,213 --> 01:39:27,798 If you don't kill me, I'll just come back. 1336 01:39:27,881 --> 01:39:30,008 These fucking idiots can't keep me locked up. 1337 01:39:30,175 --> 01:39:32,803 Hey, one year from today, Honolulu, Pier 19. 1338 01:39:32,886 --> 01:39:34,721 Okay? By noon, be there. 1339 01:39:36,181 --> 01:39:37,349 Weapon's ready. 1340 01:39:37,599 --> 01:39:39,893 Someone gonna brush by you, maybe give you a little nudge. 1341 01:39:39,977 --> 01:39:42,104 It might not look-like me, okay? 1342 01:39:42,187 --> 01:39:44,314 It might look a little something like you. 1343 01:39:44,481 --> 01:39:45,899 Circle the date, Nick. 1344 01:39:46,066 --> 01:39:47,442 Because that is the day... 1345 01:39:47,526 --> 01:39:51,071 ...that you're gonna realize just how good I really fucking am. 1346 01:39:51,154 --> 01:39:53,574 I have to know, I'm about to kill the right man. 1347 01:39:53,657 --> 01:39:55,659 Now, is he the one I want? 1348 01:39:56,827 --> 01:39:59,371 Come on, do it! Just do it! Come on! 1349 01:39:59,454 --> 01:40:00,455 Do it! 1350 01:40:00,747 --> 01:40:01,748 Do it! 1351 01:40:04,668 --> 01:40:06,253 Outstanding! 1352 01:40:12,301 --> 01:40:13,594 Get away! 1353 01:40:19,182 --> 01:40:22,561 Don't die on me. Don't die �n me again. Christ! 1354 01:40:30,861 --> 01:40:32,988 I would have done, if I were you. 1355 01:40:43,415 --> 01:40:45,125 Well, you ain't him! 1356 01:41:04,061 --> 01:41:05,646 The one you want. 1357 01:41:07,648 --> 01:41:09,942 The one who killed all those people. 1358 01:41:11,318 --> 01:41:14,571 The one that I let fuck up my life. 1359 01:41:15,948 --> 01:41:17,658 Is the same guy... 1360 01:41:18,951 --> 01:41:21,078 ...who's about to pick up that gun. 1361 01:41:32,589 --> 01:41:34,591 Yeah, him. 1362 01:41:59,658 --> 01:42:01,952 What are you doing? - It's all right. 1363 01:42:07,124 --> 01:42:08,834 This is for you. 1364 01:42:11,211 --> 01:42:12,629 Holy crap! 1365 01:42:18,552 --> 01:42:20,846 Did you get it from that store in Honolulu? 1366 01:42:21,346 --> 01:42:25,142 - E-Bay. - E-Bay... 1367 01:42:28,854 --> 01:42:30,856 How long you had it? 1368 01:42:32,691 --> 01:42:34,026 Year and a half. 1369 01:42:34,276 --> 01:42:35,986 A year and a half? 1370 01:42:36,153 --> 01:42:39,114 What were you waiting for, you dumb bastard? 1371 01:42:40,198 --> 01:42:41,617 The right moment. 1372 01:42:48,332 --> 01:42:52,127 Baby, you are a man in full. 1373 01:43:08,518 --> 01:43:09,645 Wait a second. 1374 01:43:17,653 --> 01:43:19,613 Let's not do a honeymoon. - I don't need no honeymoon. 1375 01:43:23,617 --> 01:43:26,119 Subtitle by silentF�X 103278