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FROM TELEVISION
CITY IN HOLLYWOOD.
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♪ BOY, THE WAY
GLENN MILLER PLAYED ♪
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♪ SONGS THAT MADE
THE HIT PARADE ♪
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♪ GUYS LIKE US WE HAD IT MADE ♪
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♪ THOSE WERE THE DAYS ♪
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♪ AND YOU KNEW
WHERE YOU WERE THEN ♪
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♪ GIRLS WERE GIRLS
AND MEN WERE MEN ♪
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♪ MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN ♪
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♪ LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ♪
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♪ DIDN'T NEED NO WELFARE STATE ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY PULLED HIS WEIGHT ♪
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♪ GEE, OUR OLD
LaSALLE RAN GREAT ♪
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♪ THOSE WERE THE DAYS ♪♪
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CARE FOR AN OLIVE? UH-HUH.
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MMM. BEATS EATING
'EM OUT OF JARS.
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I USED TO HAVE AN UNCLE WHO'D PUT
AN OLIVE ON EVERY FINGER OF HIS HAND.
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KNOW WHAT THEY USED
TO CALL HIM? UH-UH.
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VINCENT.
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WHY'D THEY CALL HIM
VINCENT? THAT WAS HIS NAME.
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THEN WHY'D YOU TELL
ME THE THING ABOUT THE...
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MICHAEL!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE
GONNA CALL HIM? OLIVE FINGERS?
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I'M STARVING. WHAT TIME'S
HIMSELF COMIN' HOME?
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I'M NOT SURE.
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YOU KNOW HE MOONLIGHTS WITH
MR. MUNSON'S TAXICAB ON SATURDAYS.
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HEY, MOM, WHEN'S
DADDY COMING HOME?
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WELL, IN HIS OWN WORDS,
WHEN HE'S G-D READY.
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MYSELF, SOMETHING
TELLS ME ANY SECOND NOW.
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ISN'T THAT SWEET, MICHAEL?
SHE FEELS IT IN HER HEART.
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NO, I HEAR IT AT THE DOOR.
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- HIYA, DADDY.
- HI, ARCH.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU? NOTHIN'.
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NO HELLO? EVEN THEY SAID HELLO.
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THEY SAID "HI." BUT
YOU SAID NOTHIN'.
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I WAS GONNA SAY GOOD EVENING.
OH, SKIP IT, WILL YA. SKIP IT.
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I'VE LEARNED TO EXPECT NOTHIN'
BUT AGGRAVATION FROM YOU ANYHOW.
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UM, IT'S ALMOST 7:00,
DADDY. YOU'RE LATE.
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HE'S ALWAYS LATE, EXCEPT
AFTER COFFEE IN THE MORNING.
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SIX MINUTES LATER, TO
THE SECOND, WATCH OUT.
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AND GOD FORBID
I'M IN THERE SHAVING.
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THE WORKIN'S OF NATURE WON'T WAIT FOR NO
DEADBEAT WHO TAKES ALL MORNING TO SHAVE.
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REMEMBER THAT.
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I'M NOT KNOCKIN' IT. I
THINK YOU'RE A MARVEL.
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I CAN EVEN SET MY WATCH BY HOW LONG
IT TAKES YOU TO BELCH AFTER A BICARB.
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TWENTY-TWO SECONDS, EXACTLY.
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WELL, LISTEN, WISE GUY,
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YOU SHOULD HAVE
SUCH A CONSTITUTION.
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THEY'D HAVE COUNTED YOU OUT ALREADY IF
YOU'D BEEN IN THE ACCIDENT I WAS JUST IN.
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ARCHIE, AN ACCIDENT?
DADDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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NO, NO, NO, THEY COULDN'T
HURT ME. WHAT HAPPENED?
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WELL, THERE WAS THIS PUSHY
DAME. YOU KNOW THE KIND... A YENTA.
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PLOWS INTO THE BACK OF MY CAB.
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AND I MEAN PLOWED. WHAM!
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THEM PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS
IN A HURRY, TRYING TO
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GET TO A SALE OR SOMETHIN'
TO SAVE FOUR CENTS.
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WHAT A TRIBE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT
A TRIBE"? FORGET IT, MICHAEL.
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COME ON, MOM. I'LL
HELP YOU WITH DINNER.
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I'M GLAD YOU WEREN'T HURT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT A TRIBE"?
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FORGET IT. IT'S "IRREVELANT."
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IRRELEVANT. WHATEVER.
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IT AIN'T GERMAN TO
THE CONVERSATION.
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GERMANE. AW, LISTEN, EMILY POST.
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IF YOU CORRECT ME ONE
MORE TIME... OKAY, OKAY.
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BUT YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO
CALL ME EMILY POST. OH, JEEZ.
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SHE'S AN EXPERT ON TABLE MANNERS,
WEDDING INVITATIONS, THINGS LIKE THAT.
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IT'S THE WRONG IMAGE, ARCH.
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WHAT YOU MEANT TO
CALL ME WAS, SAY, MR. FUNK
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OR MR. WAGNALL, THE
DICTIONARY PEOPLE.
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'CAUSE I WAS CORRECTING YOU ON
WORDS. YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE THERE?
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YOU ARE DEFECTIVE.
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THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
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YOU GOT A FUSE
BLOWN IN YOUR HEAD...
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SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE
BRAIN AND THE NERVOUS SYSTEM.
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THERE AIN'T A STORE IN THE COUNTRY
THAT WOULDN'T TAKE YOU BACK.
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WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN
YOUR FINGERNAILS?
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MAYBE THINGS
WOULDN'T GROW THERE.
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HEY, EDITH, WHERE'S SUPPER, HUH?
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ALL SET, ARCHIE.
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I WAS JUST GIVIN' YOU A
CHANCE TO WORK UP AN APPETITE.
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HE ALWAYS EATS
BETTER WHEN HE'S UPSET.
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WELL, I EAT BETTER
WHEN HE'S NOT UPSET.
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SO, JUST THIS ONCE, COULD WE HAVE A
MEAL WITHOUT AN ARGUMENT? MICHAEL?
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YOU WANT IT? YOU GOT IT, BABY.
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OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A FLOOR SHOW, HUH?
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COME ON, DADDY.
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NO ARGUMENTS,
OKAY? WHO'S ARGUING?
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S AN ANSWER.
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OH, THIS DINGBAT'S GONNA START
ARGUMENT NUMBER ONE OVER HERE.
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DADDY, MOM, COULD YOU SETTLE
DOWN? NOW, LET'S JUST EAT.
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♪♪
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MOM, ANYTHING INTERESTING
HAPPEN TO YOU TODAY?
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ACTUALLY, SOMETHING
INTERESTING DID HAPPEN TODAY.
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OH, NO, THAT WAS YESTERDAY.
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WELL, I CAN'T EAT NO MORE OF
THIS. WHAT'S THE MATTER, DADDY?
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IT'S THE MEAT. IT'S
NOT DONE ENOUGH.
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YOU KNEW THAT ALL THE TIME? I
MADE IT MEDIUM JUST THIS ONCE.
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I DON'T LIKE IT
MEDIUM. I LIKE IT WELL.
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WELL WELL.
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PEG BRACKEN SAYS
IT SPOILS THE FLAVOR.
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PEG BRACKEN? AIN'T THAT THE
DAME WHO DON'T EVEN LIKE TO COOK?
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YEAH, BUT SHE'S AN EXPERT.
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AND SHE SAYS WELL
SPOILS THE FLAVOR.
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IT SEALS IT IN,
THAT'S WHAT IT DOES.
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ANY GOURMET WILL TELL YOU,
THE ONLY WAY TO EAT MEAT IS RARE.
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OH, NOW WE HEAR FROM
THE POLISH CORNER.
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POLAND, THE LAND THAT GAVE US
SUCH RARE AND DELICATE DISHES AS...
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UH, POLISH SAUSAGE IS VERY GOOD.
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YOU OUGHTA KNOW.
YOU MARRIED ONE.
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I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF YOUR POLISH JOKES.
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YOU SEE, MOM? IT'S WINDING
UP IN AN ARGUMENT AFTER ALL.
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NO, IT AIN'T, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA TAKE
MY DESSERT OVER HERE IN MY CHAIR.
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WHAT DO WE GOT, RICE PUDDIN'?
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GIVE ME SOME WITH A
PINCH OF MILK ON TOP.
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"GIVE ME SOME WITH A
PINCH OF MILK ON TOP."
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I'VE BEEN MAKING RICE
PUDDING FOR 22 YEARS,
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SOMETIMES TWO AND
THREE TIMES A WEEK,
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AND HE ALWAYS
SAYS THE SAME THING.
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"GIVE IT TO ME WITH A
LITTLE PINCH OF MILK ON TOP."
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EXCEPT LAST WEEK, REMEMBER?
MIKE AND GLORIA WENT OUT TO DINNER.
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YOU MADE RICE PUDDIN',
AND WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR USUAL
SPEECH ABOUT THE MILK ON TOP.
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I REMEMBER.
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- AND HOW DID YOU SERVE IT?
- WITHOUT THE MILK ON TOP.
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DINGBAT.
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BUT HE DIDN'T ASK FOR IT.
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HEY, ARCHIE, YOU NEVER FINISHED
THE STORY ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.
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WELL, THE STORY IS,
VERY SIMPLY, THAT...
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A CERTAIN MRS.
RHODA GREENSPAN...
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PLOWED INTO THE BACK OF MY CAB.
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THEY'RE ALL THE
SAME, THEM PEOPLE.
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HERE. HERE'S YOUR RICE PUDDING.
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I PUT A PINCH OF MILK ON TOP.
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GEE, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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BRING ME SOME
BICARBONATE OF SODA, WILL YA.
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MY INSIDES IS ON FIRE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THEY'RE ALL
THE SAME, THEM PEOPLE?" WHAT PEOPLE?
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THE CHOSEN PEOPLE. WHAT DO I
GOTTA DO, DRAW YOU A PICTURE?
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SHE PLOWS INTO
THE BACK OF MY CAB,
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THEN SHE OPENS UP HER YAP AS
THOUGH IT WAS ME THAT HIT HER.
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THEY COULDA HEARD HER
ALL THE WAY TO TEL AVIV.
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HERE'S YOUR BICARB. OH, YEAH.
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WELL, WHAT'S DONE
IS DONE. ONE, TWO,
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I TOLD MUNSON I'D GET HIM AN ESTIMATE
ON HIS CAB... THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX,
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TOMORROW, MAYBE THE
NEXT DAY. SEVEN, EIGHT,
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PROBABLY COST AN
ARM AND A LEG. NINE, TEN,
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THEM THIEVES AT
THE BODY SHOP. 11, 12,
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YOU PAY $6.00 AN HOUR
FOR LABOR. 13, 14, 15, 16,
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MOST OF THE TIME THEY'RE AT THE
SOFT DRINK MACHINE OR THE CAN.
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17, 18, 19, 20, 21...
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
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TWENTY-TWO SECONDS, EXACTLY.
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ALL RIGHT, WISE GUY,
SO I'M DEPENDABLE.
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WHAT ELSE YOU TRYIN'
TO PROVE? NOTHIN'.
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WE WERE DISCUSSING ONE OF YOUR
FAVORITE HANG-UPS... YOUR ANTI-JEWISH BIAS.
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WHAT ANTI-JEWISH BIAS?
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OH, NO, DADDY. NOT THAT AGAIN.
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REMEMBER, EVEN JESUS WAS A JEW.
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YEAH, BUT ONLY ON
HIS MOTHER'S SIDE.
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HIYA, LIONEL. HOW
YOU DOIN', EVERYBODY?
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HIYA, LIONEL. YOU WANT
SOME RICE PUDDIN'?
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NO, THANKS. I'VE ALREADY EATEN.
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SAY, I WAS JUST OVER
TO MR. MUNSON'S.
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I UNDERSTAND YOU USED HIS CAB
TODAY AND PUT A SMALL DENT IN IT.
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I PUT? SMALL DENT?
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE
PLOWED RIGHT INTO YOU... WHAM!
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I JUST CAME FROM THERE. IT'S RIGHT
OUT FRONT. IT'S JUST A LITTLE DENT.
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A LITTLE DENT? AND YOU WERE
MAKING A FEDERAL CASE OUT OF IT.
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LISTEN, SHE HIT ME HARD.
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GOOD THING I WASN'T DRIVIN'
ONE OF THEM FOREIGN JOBS.
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I'D BE PUSHIN' UP
THE DAISIES NOW.
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WHAT WERE YOU DOIN' AT MUNSON'S?
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COME TO THINK OF IT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
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POSIN' AS A
BODY-AND-FENDER EXPERT?
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I WAS JUST MAKIN' MY ROUNDS,
PICKIN' UP THE CLEANING.
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- WHAT CLEANIN'?
- DIDN'T WE TELL YA?
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LIONEL'S FOLKS HAVE OPENED UP A
CLEANING STORE ON NORTHERN BOULEVARD.
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I THOUGHT WE'D GIVE
'EM ALL OUR BUSINESS.
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YOU MEAN, YOUR OLD MAN AIN'T THE
JANITOR AT THE HEMPSTEAD APTS. NO MORE?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHERE'D HE GET THE MONEY TO OPEN
UP A CLEANIN' STORE? FROM THE ACCIDENT.
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- WHEN WAS THAT?
- WHEN MOM AND DAD GOT
REAR-ENDED BY THE BUS.
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AFTER THEY PAID FOR THE
LAWYER, THEY HAD $3,200 LEFT OVER.
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SO THEY BOUGHT THIS FRANCHISE. AND
THEY'RE DOIN' REAL WELL TOO, MR. BUNKER.
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YOU KNOW, LAST WEEK
THEY GROSSED OVER $1,000.
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AND THAT'S 200 BETTER
THAN THE WEEK BEFORE.
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AND NEXT WEEK THEY
SHOULD DO 1,500, EASY.
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ALL RIGHT, LIONEL, ALL
RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE
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TO GIVE ME THEIR "DUN
AND BROADSTREETS."
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HERE YOU ARE, LIONEL. HAVE
EVERYTHING CLEANED AND PRESSED, OKAY?
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OKAY. THANKS, FOLKS. I'LL
HAVE IT BACK BY TUESDAY.
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SEE YA, LIONEL. BYE, LIONEL.
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OH, MY, WASN'T THAT A LUCKY
BREAK FOR LIONEL'S FOLKS?
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I THINK IT'S JUST WONDERFUL. IT'S LIKE
A WHOLE NEW LIFE OPENED UP FOR 'EM.
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$3,200. MY!
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HIS FATHER SAYS THEY'RE DOIN' SO
WELL, THEY MAY OPEN ANOTHER STORE.
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- AND HAVE TWO STORES?
- OH, MY GOODNESS!
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THEY COULD OPEN UP A
WHOLE CHAIN OF STORES.
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OWW! JEEZ!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHAT HAPPENED? ARCHIE.
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WHAT A PAIN IN THE BACK!
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STAY AWAY FROM ME.
DON'T TOUCH ME, NOBODY.
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00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:52,570
JUST LET ME SEE IF I CAN
WALK ALL ALONE. LOOK OUT.
206
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,572
OOH, EDITH! OHH! OH, ARCHIE!
207
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:59,010
DO YOU THINK IT'S FROM THE
ACCIDENT? MAYBE YOU GOT A WHIPLASH.
208
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,246
NAH. NOT FROM A LITTLE DENT.
209
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,748
SHUT UP, MEATHEAD.
210
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,950
EDITH, HELP ME TO
THE CHAIR, WILL YA.
211
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,452
YOU, KEEP AWAY FROM ME.
212
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,890
OH. OH, GEE, EDITH.
213
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,892
OH!
214
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,662
UH, WH-WHAT WAS THAT YOU
SAID ABOUT, UH... WHIPLASH?
215
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,174
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', EDITH?
216
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,721
THE READER'S DIGEST SAYS YOU
SHOULD PUT A PILLOW UNDER YOUR LEGS...
217
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,679
IF YOU HURT YOUR BACK.
218
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,183
- DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ
IN THEM ARTICLES.
- IT WASN'T IN AN ARTICLE.
219
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,186
IT WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF A PAGE.
220
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,622
YOU KNOW, WHERE THE ARTICLE WAS
FINISHED AND THEY STILL HAD SOME SPACE.
221
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,125
I DON'T WANNA HEAR
ABOUT THE ARTICLES!
222
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:51,129
I DON'T READ THE ARTICLES.
JUST THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGES.
223
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,799
DO THEY TELL YOU, AT THE BOTTOM OF
THE PAGES, HOW TO BURY YOUR HUSBAND?
224
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:58,469
OH, ARCHIE, DON'T
TALK LIKE THAT.
225
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,006
HOW COULD YOU BE DYING?
YOU AIN'T SEEN A DOCTOR YET.
226
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,008
YEAH, WHAT ABOUT
A DOCTOR, DADDY?
227
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:07,778
WE'LL SEE A LAWYER FIRST. HE'LL
TELL US WHAT DOCTOR TO GO TO.
228
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,126
THEY GOT SPECIALISTS
FOR ALL THESE THINGS.
229
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,929
WHAT ABOUT FRED KOWALCYZK,
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW? HE'S A LAWYER.
230
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,386
KOWALCYZK. NO, THAT
DON'T SOUND GOOD.
231
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,601
WE COULD CALL HELEN
GURNEY'S BROTHER PETER.
232
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,560
HE HANDLES ACCIDENTS.
PETER GURNEY? NO, NO, NO.
233
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,230
LISTEN, GET ME THE YELLOW PAGES.
234
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,499
WHY NOT SOMEBODY YOU
KNOW? WHY A STRANGER?
235
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,913
BECAUSE SOMETIMES
STRANGERS IS BEST.
236
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,916
THEY DON'T GET TOO CLOSE
TO YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
237
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:37,175
NO. WILL YOU GET ME
THE YELLOW PAGES!
238
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,878
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
HE MEANS, MA? NO.
239
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,646
CUT THAT OUT, EDITH!
240
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,648
LET'S SEE HERE.
241
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,318
THERE'S, LIKE, TEN
PAGES OF LAWYERS HERE.
242
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,320
WHERE SHOULD I START,
AT THE BEGINNING?
243
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,491
NO, START AT THE MIDDLE
AND READ OUT SIDEWAYS.
244
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,726
CERTAINLY, START
AT THE BEGINNING.
245
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,729
THERE'S 10,000 NAMES HERE.
I'LL SKIP AROUND. IT'LL BE FASTER.
246
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,799
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
247
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:06,204
UH, "W.B. ADAMS. ADAMS AND
BRENNER. BURTON AND FITZALLEN.
248
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,206
COHEN AND GINSBERG..."
249
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,208
COHEN AND GINSBERG. WHAT?
250
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,256
COHEN... JUST GO ON
READIN'. GO ON, GO ON.
251
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,547
OKAY, UH, "EVANS AND
MONAHAN. FRANKLIN AND POWELL.
252
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,549
LOCHMAN, SHAPIRO AND STONE..."
253
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,718
LOCHMAN, SHAPIRO AND STONE.
254
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,587
- WHAT?
- I'M JUST THINKIN'. WILL YOU READ ON!
255
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,957
ALL RIGHT. "HARRIS AND WHIPPLE.
256
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:29,460
"JOHNSON AND SMITH.
McDONALD AND SHELBY.
257
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,829
RABINOWITZ, RABINOWITZ
AND RABINOWITZ..."
258
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,065
RABINOWITZ, RABINOWITZ...
259
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,067
WHAT WAS THE THIRD NAME?
260
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,905
RABINOWITZ.
261
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,841
YEAH. HOW DO THEY SOUND TO YOU?
262
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,643
JEWISH.
263
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,346
VERY JEWISH.
264
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,660
WHAT HAS THEIR RELIGION GOT TO DO
WITH IT? THAT'S WHAT WE WANNA KNOW.
265
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:55,954
LISTEN, MR. BIG LIBERAL, YOU
BROUGHT UP THEIR RELIGION, NOT ME.
266
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:59,590
IF THEY'RE GOOD LAWYERS, FOR
ALL I CARE THEY COULD BE CHINKS.
267
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,693
DO YOU BELIEVE HIM?
268
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:06,197
HE ACTUALLY THINKS BECAUSE THEY'RE
JEWISH THEY'RE SMARTER, SHREWDER.
269
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,244
WELL? YOU ACTUALLY
BELIEVE THAT JUNK?
270
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,228
LISTEN TO THIS GUY, EDITH.
271
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,703
I AGREE WITH HIM THAT THEY'RE
SMARTER AND SHREWDER,
272
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,206
HE'S MAKIN' OUT LIKE I
DON'T LIKE THE HEBES.
273
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,209
NOW, DADDY, YOU STOP TWISTING
THINGS AROUND LIKE THAT.
274
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,712
YOU DON'T TRUST ANYBODY THAT'S
DIFFERENT FROM YOU, UNTIL YOU NEED HIM.
275
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,714
WELL, I DO NEED HIM!
276
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,262
OH, JEEZ! MOM,
HE'S SO PREJUDICED.
277
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,726
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
278
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,690
GET HIM A RABINOWITZ.
279
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,530
ARCHIE, I BROUGHT
YOU SOME JUICE.
280
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,532
IT'LL HELP WASH DOWN THE PILLS.
281
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,535
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? CAN I
GET YOU ANYTHING MORE?
282
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,039
NO, EDITH, JUST PICK UP SOME
OF THE PAPERS AROUND HERE.
283
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,542
AND ASK YOUR SON-IN-LAW
TO SIT UP LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
284
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:55,546
AND, GLORIA, YOU GET UP AND STRAIGHTEN
OUT SOME OF THE PICTURES ON THE WALLS.
285
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,055
HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. YOU WANT
PEOPLE TO THINK YOU LIVE IN A PIG'S EYE?
286
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,954
YOU DIDN'T MAKE THIS
MUCH FUSS LAST YEAR...
287
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,457
WHEN YOUR OWN
MOTHER CAME TO VISIT.
288
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,959
HIS OWN MOTHER
WASN'T A JEWISH LAWYER.
289
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,730
I DON'T THINK SHE EVEN
WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL.
290
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,732
ALL RIGHT, EDITH.
291
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,904
DID SHE, ARCHIE? DID YOUR
MOTHER GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
292
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,951
WILL YOU SHUT UP AND
STRAIGHTEN OUT AROUND HERE!
293
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,410
THERE HE IS. I'LL GO.
294
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:29,313
WAIT A MINUTE. DON'T BE IN SUCH A
HURRY. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'.
295
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:33,217
NOW, PLEASE TRY AND
SHOW A LITTLE CLASS, HUH?
296
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,654
THESE PEOPLE HAVE A WAY OF SEEIN'
RIGHT THROUGH YA, SO REMEMBER: CLASS.
297
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,190
JUST WATCH ME. NOW
GO ON TO THE DOOR.
298
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,929
OH, CUT THAT OUT.
299
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,365
OH, HOW DO YOU DO?
300
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,413
I ASSUME, SINCE THIS IS THE ARCHIE BUNKER
RESIDENCE, THAT YOU ARE THE BUNKER FAMILY.
301
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,336
YES. MY CARD.
302
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,765
COME IN.
303
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:03,914
ARCHIE, THIS IS "MR.
WHITNEY FITZROY I-V."
304
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,950
THAT'S WHITNEY
FITZROY THE FOURTH.
305
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:09,454
"I-V" IS THE ROMAN
NUMERAL FOUR. OH, I SEE.
306
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,869
LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
307
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,871
VERY MUCH INDEED.
308
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,873
SO, YOU'RE MR. FITZROY. YES.
309
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,831
MR. FITZROY OF RABINOWITZ,
RABINOWITZ AND RABINOWITZ?
310
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,879
WELL, MR. FITZROY, WHY DON'T
YOU COME AND SIT RIGHT HERE...
311
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,836
NEXT TO MR. BUNKER.
312
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,198
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL
DO... I THINK I'LL COME
313
00:18:28,222 --> 00:18:30,341
OVER HERE AND SIT
RIGHT NEXT TO MR. BUNKER.
314
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,548
YOU'RE IN LUCK. HE
HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR.
315
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,884
I GUESS THAT WE CAN GET
RIGHT DOWN TO BUSINESS.
316
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,354
ARE YOU, UH,
COMFORTABLE, MR. BUNKER?
317
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,356
I MAKE A LIVIN'.
318
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,030
I MEANT, ARE YOU
COMFORTABLE IN YOUR CHAIR?
319
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,032
THIS MAY TAKE A WEE WHILE.
320
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:59,937
I SUPPOSE, UH... I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING
WHY MR. SOL RABINOWITZ DIDN'T COME.
321
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,573
YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
322
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,576
ACTUALLY, IT WAS SET
UP THAT WAY ORIGINALLY,
323
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,579
BUT THEN WE REALIZED THE AREA
THAT YOU LIVE IN AND YOUR NAME,
324
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,682
AND, WELL, THE OFFICE HAS HAD
CLIENTS OUT THIS WAY BEFORE.
325
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:15,919
WE THOUGHT THAT YOU'D BE, UM, YOU KNOW,
MORE COMFORTABLE WITH... ONE OF YOUR OWN.
326
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,424
THAT'S ME.
327
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,794
AT RABINOWITZ ET AL,
328
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:28,666
I AM, WELL, YOU MIGHT
SAY THE TOKEN GENTILE.
329
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,903
THE HOUSE GOY!
330
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:45,483
THE RABINOWITZES AND I, WE SHARE THE
SAME LETTERHEAD AND THE SAME OFFICE,
331
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,985
BUT THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS.
332
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:51,489
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
333
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,624
THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS.
334
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,629
WELL, THAT'S WHERE THIS
MEETING ENDS... HERE AND NOW!
335
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,677
BUT, UH, M-M-MR. BUNKER... NO,
NO, NO! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU!
336
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,203
YOU GO BACK TO WHERE YOU
CAME FROM AND SEND ME A JEW!
337
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,345
MR. BUNKER, BELIEVE ME,
338
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,480
I APPRECIATE YOUR
EXTRAORDINARY FAITH...
339
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:21,686
IN THE ABILITY OF AN OLDER AND
SOMETIMES FALTERING COUNSELOR-AT-LAW.
340
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:25,690
AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT WAS YOUR
RATHER ELOQUENT APPEAL TO MY SECRETARY...
341
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,192
THAT INDUCED ME
TO CANARD AT ALL.
342
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,340
I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT YOUR
CONFIDENCE IN ME IS WELL FOUNDED.
343
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,797
DON'T HE TALK GOOD, EDITH? HUH?
344
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,380
I KNOW THE REAL ARTICLE
WHEN I SEE ONE, MR. RABINOWITZ.
345
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,716
YOUSE PEOPLE REALLY BELIEVE
IN EDUCATION, DON'T YOUSE?
346
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,807
UH, WE OFTEN SAY, MR. BUNKER,
347
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,378
THE TREE OF LEARNING
BEARS THE NOBLEST FRUIT.
348
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,380
HEAR THAT? THE TREE OF LEARNIN'.
349
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,882
I READ THAT IN A
FORTUNE COOKIE ONCE.
350
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,194
WILL YOU STIFLE YOURSELF.
351
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,091
PROBABLY MADE
IN A JEWISH BAKERY.
352
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,093
STIFLE YOURSELF!
353
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:10,635
GO ON, MR. RABINOWITZ. HELP YOURSELF
TO SOME WINE. THAT'S MORGAN DAVID.
354
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:15,005
NOW, LISTEN, BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
355
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,508
YOU KNOW, KIND OF ON THE Q.T.,
356
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:21,312
HOW COME YOU GOT THIS GUY WHITNEY
FITZROY THE FOURTH WORKIN' FOR YA?
357
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,882
'CAUSE I'M HERE TO TELL YA, HE AIN'T
EXACTLY A FRIEND TO THE JEWISH PEOPLE.
358
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:28,118
HE'S FRIENDLY ENOUGH. REALLY?
359
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,088
HE IS MARRIED TO
MY ONLY DAUGHTER.
360
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,023
OH, JEEZ.
361
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,027
I BEG HIM NOT TO DO...
362
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,797
THE "I AM THE
TOKEN GENTILE" BIT.
363
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:43,401
- AND THE HOUSE GOY.
- OH. HE DIDN'T SAY THAT TOO.
364
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,036
HE CERTAINLY DID.
365
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:50,608
WELL, WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH CHILDREN
THESE DAYS? THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
366
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,277
OH, HOW DO YOU DO? HELLO.
367
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,280
I'M THE ATTORNEY FOR MRS.
GREENSPAN. WELL, COME IN.
368
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,516
MY CARD. THANK YOU.
369
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,119
ARCHIE, THIS IS MR...
370
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,955
"CLARENCE THE FIFTH MARSHALL."
371
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,458
THAT'S CLARENCE
V. MARSHALL, MA'AM.
372
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,465
I THOUGHT IT WAS A ROMAN NUMBER.
373
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,468
UH, I'M SOLOMON...
374
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:21,872
I'M SOLOMON RABINOWITZ, REPRESENTING
THE INJURED PARTY, MR. BUNKER.
375
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,875
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT.
376
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,877
WON'T YOU SIT
DOWN, MR. MARSHALL.
377
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:30,548
WELL, HOW ARE YOU
FEELING, MR. BUNKER?
378
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:34,284
UH, WE ARE IN GREAT
PAIN, MR. MARSHALL.
379
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:37,287
THE BUNKER FAMILY
PHYSICIAN, DR. FERGUSON,
380
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:41,392
CONFIRMS THAT OUR UPPER
AND LOWER BACK ARE IN SPASM...
381
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,729
AND THE WHIPLASH IN
OUR NECK IS QUITE SEVERE.
382
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:48,632
IT LOOKS LIKE A LONG,
LONG SIEGE AHEAD.
383
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,434
YES.
384
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:55,506
NOW, MR. BUNKER,
385
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,508
ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS,
386
00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:00,711
THIS ACCIDENT TOOK PLACE
ON, UH, SATURDAY THE 14th...
387
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,713
AT APPROXIMATELY
6:30 IN THE EVENING.
388
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,515
IS THAT CORRECT?
389
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,817
WELL, UH...
390
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,819
YEAH.
391
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,821
NOW, ACCORDING
TO OUR WITNESSES...
392
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,692
WITNESSES? YOU SAID NOTHING TO
ME ABOUT WITNESSES, MR. BUNKER.
393
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:18,596
- THE KIDS, THE KIDS. YOU KNOW.
- OH, YES, THE LITTLE CHILDREN
IN THE PLAYGROUND.
394
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,598
HARDLY ADMISSIBLE.
395
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:25,269
YES, BUT I'M REFERRING TO A
STATION WAGON FILLED WITH NUNS.
396
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,011
YOUR WITNESSES?
397
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,047
A STATION WAGON
FILLED WITH NUNS.
398
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:42,553
ACCORDING TO THEM, YOU WERE COMING
OUT OF THE PARKING LOT WHEN IT HAPPENED.
399
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:45,756
NOW, DO YOU RECALL IN WHAT
DIRECTION YOU WERE TRAVELING?
400
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:49,493
UH, HIS VEHICLE WAS, UH,
HEADED NORTH, I BELIEVE.
401
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,062
YES, BUT HE WAS TRAVELING SOUTH.
402
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,034
WELL, I WAS BACKIN' UP. NOW,
WHAT DIFFERENCE COULD THAT MAKE?
403
00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:01,305
WELL, IF YOU WERE BACKING UP, YOU WERE
GOING THE WRONG WAY IN A ONE-WAY ALLEY.
404
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:05,342
I MUSTA BEEN GOING FORWARD.
NOT ACCORDING TO OUR WITNESSES.
405
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:09,346
A STATION WAGON
FILLED WITH NUNS.
406
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:13,150
YES, UH, "SISTER MARIA YOLANDA,
407
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:16,821
SISTER CATHERINE, SISTER
JEREMY, SISTER ROSEMARY..."
408
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,849
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
409
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:22,331
EVERYBODY KNOWS
THEY GO AROUND IN A MOB.
410
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,162
HEY, MR. RABINOWITZ,
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
411
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,164
HEY, DON'T LEAVE,
MR. RABINOWITZ.
412
00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:29,667
LISTEN, DON'T BE
A-SCARED OF THIS GUY.
413
00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:32,169
ALONGSIDE OF YOU,
HE'S LIKE A GREEN KID.
414
00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:34,171
YOU'RE A... YOU'RE A MENSCH.
415
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,306
GET AFTER 'IM.
416
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:39,810
THERE IS AN OLD, OLD
RULE OF LAW, MR. BUNKER.
417
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:43,814
THEY SAY IT DATES BACK TO
BEFORE THE TURN OF THE CENTURY.
418
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,816
"IN A COURT OF LAW,
419
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:49,653
YOU CAN'T BEAT A STATION
WAGON FILLED WITH NUNS."
420
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,243
HI, LIONEL. HI, FOLKS.
421
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:04,746
LAST WEEK'S CLEANING
ALL READY. GEE, THANKS.
422
00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:08,539
SAY, MR. BUNKER, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL WEEK.
423
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:12,610
THAT ACCIDENT YOU HAD... YOU WANT THE
NAME OF THE LAWYER WHO HELPED MY FOLKS?
424
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:15,657
OH, NO, LIONEL. I DON'T WANNA
EVER GET INVOLVED IN NO LAWSUITS.
425
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,615
HE ALREADY LOST ONE.
426
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,717
STIFLE YOURSELF, EDITH.
427
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:23,320
OKAY, BUT IF YOU EVER FEEL THE
NEED, WE FOUND JUST THE MAN.
428
00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:25,856
NAME OF SOLOMON RABINOWITZ.
429
00:25:43,609 --> 00:25:47,477
♪ BOY, THE WAY
GLENN MILLER PLAYED ♪
430
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:50,581
♪ SONGS THAT MADE
THE HIT PARADE ♪
431
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:54,284
♪ GUYS LIKE US WE HAD IT MADE ♪
432
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:58,288
♪ THOSE WERE THE DAYS ♪♪
433
00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:02,793
ALL IN THE FAMILY WAS RECORDED
ON TAPE BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.
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