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Previously, on
"Young Sheldon"...
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What are you doing here?
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Apparently,
the head of the college
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wants to talk to us.
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I'll just get
right to the point.
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I would like you
and your son
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to meet with a very important
benefactor of the college.
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Why us?
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Sheldon is an impressive addition
to the physics program,
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and-and we like our donors
to feel really good
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about where their money's going.
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No, thank you.
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Can I speak to you alone?
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Will you give us a minute?
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Very well.
But if you're looking to see
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if my father will be
a potential donor,
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you are barking
up the wrong tree.
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People often ask
why I was so resistant
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to getting
a driver's license.
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My spotty history
with motor vehicles
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was certainly a factor.
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Please slow down.
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I'm going eight
miles an hour.
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A cow just passed us.
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You're gonna hit it!
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Make it stop!
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It's just a car wash.
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- Do something!
- It's just a car wash.
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We're gonna die!
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Just a car wash.
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Why did I agree to this?
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I don't care for this at all.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Are you okay?
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Yes, I think so.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 04 Episode 13
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Episode Title: "The Geezer Bus
and a New Model for Education"
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Aired on:
April 08, 2021
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Tow truck's on the way.
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You sure
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we shouldn't call
an ambulance?
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I'm fine. Sheldon?
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I feel fine.
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What happened?
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Oh, a cat ran in front of me.
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You couldn't stop?
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I tried,
but the brake just gave out.
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Well, thank goodness
it wasn't worse.
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I should have
aimed for the cat.
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Looks like your car's gonna be
out of commission for a while.
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If you need a ride, the church
offers a shuttle service.
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I'm not getting
on that geezer bus.
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It's just for people
who can't get around.
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That's 'cause they're
so shriveled up,
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they can't even see
over the steering wheel.
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That's not nice.
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I've driven that van...
It is grim.
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If Meemaw doesn't have a car,
who's gonna drive me to college?
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I guess if we leave early,
I could take you before work.
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Hey, when you take the shuttle,
bring hard candy.
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They gobble it up.
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I can't believe
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you and Meemaw
almost died tonight.
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I wouldn't say
we almost died.
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Well, that's what I'm saying
at school tomorrow.
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- Why?
- It's called good storytelling.
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- But it's lying.
- They don't know that.
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You weren't even
in the car.
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Doesn't matter.
Shay McElheney's dad
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- had a kidney stone...
- she got out of homework for a week.
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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience
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to manipulate people.
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Really? I can.
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Hey, did the engine catch fire?
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No!
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You're in shock.
You don't know what happened.
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I might be a little late
picking you up tonight,
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so you can wait in the library.
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All right.
I didn't have time
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To make lunch, so
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are you okay...
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Okay.
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What's going on?
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I can't do it.
What's wrong?
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What if there's another crash?
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Baby, that's
not gonna happen again.
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You don't know that.
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Sheldon,
if you don't get in right now,
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you're going
to miss school.
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True.
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I know you don't
believe in it,
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but I'm gonna say an extra
special prayer right now
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to keep us safe.
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Lord,
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please look after me
and Sheldon
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on our drive to school...
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I'll get back to you.
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- You see Sheldon?
- T-hat way.
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What's going on?
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He's having some sort
of panic attack.
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Oh, man. My
story just keeps getting better.
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Baby, you can't go
the rest of your life
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never getting in a car again.
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Before cars were invented,
people did it all the time.
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Well, I'm not gonna force you.
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Thank you.
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I can't get him in the car.
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So what now?
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So he's not going to school.
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You know, on The A-Team,
Mr. T is afraid to fly,
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and they give him special milk
to put him to sleep.
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Ooh. No!
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Aw.
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I don't care what your guy says.
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Have him check it again.
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Sorry, I'm cranky.
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No problem. I like when you yell
at people who aren't me.
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Stupid mechanic said
the brakes are just fine.
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Well, you probably stepped
on the wrong pedal.
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I didn't.
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I'm just saying, it happens
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with people our age, you know.
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I've been driving my whole life.
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I know which pedal is which.
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- Now you're yelling at me.
- Sorry.
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What do you think about letting
me borrow your truck today?
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I don't know.
Why not?
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'Cause I like my truck.
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Not funny.
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It is.
You're just cranky.
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Fine.
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Maybe I'll just ride my bicycle
to the salon.
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You ride a bike?
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Is that amusing to you?
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An old lady riding a bike?
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Oh, no.
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Shut up.
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Okay, will do.
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Oh, my goodness.
Was anyone hurt?
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No. But now I got no car
for a while.
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You could ride your bike.
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An old lady on a bike?
That's not cool.
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Really? Then I won't ask
how I look on one.
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You look great.
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I know.
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I just wanted
to hear you say it.
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So, there's no one
who can lend you a car?
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There is the church shuttle,
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but that just feels like
it's the end of the line.
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Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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There's all sorts of
depressing steps before the end.
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You've got full-time
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nursing care.
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Bye, John.
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Assisted living.
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- Bye, John.
- Hospice.
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- Bye, John.
- Life support.
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Bye, John!
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Pulling the plug.
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- Bye, John.
- Then...
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you make
a miraculous recovery!
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- Great!
- But...
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the hospital bills
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- leave you destitute!
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Grant Linkletter.
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Dr. Linkletter,
Sheldon Cooper.
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I wanted to let you know
I won't be in class today.
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- Is everything all right?
- Yes,
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but in the interest
of self-preservation,
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I've decided to avoid traveling
in motor vehicles.
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I'm sure there's a story
behind that.
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- There is.
- I don't want to hear it.
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So, how shall we handle
today's class?
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Well, I'm sure you can get notes
from another student.
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Or you could give the lecture
to me right now.
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That's preposterous.
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Why? We could be creating
a new model of education
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where students
could learn remotely.
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It could be the wave
of the future.
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Sheldon,
it's your responsibility
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to come to class,
not mine to bring the class to you.
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My meemaw gets cranky like this
when she's hungover.
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Is that what's happening here?
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First Baptist of Medford.
How may I bless you?
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I thought Peg answered
the phones.
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Mom?
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Yeah.
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Something I can help you with?
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No, it can wait.
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You want the number
to the shuttle, don't you?
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Yes.
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Let me get that for you.
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Huh. Um, looking under "G"
for "geezer bus,"
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and it's not there.
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Oh, that's hilarious.
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Maybe it's under "O"
for "old fogies."
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You know, you're not being a
very Christian person right now.
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I have enough prayers in
the bank, I can coast for a day.
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Just give me the number!
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All right.
Now, remember when you call
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to let them know if you need
any help getting up stairs.
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Dr. Linkletter
wouldn't give me what I wanted.
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I couldn't tell on him
to his mommy,
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but I could to his "work mommy."
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Sheldon.
What can I do for you?
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I can't make it to school today,
and I'm concerned
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about the physics class
I'm missing.
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And how come you're not here?
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I was in a car accident
with my meemaw.
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Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
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Well...
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I can't believe you'd use
my traumatic experience
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to manipulate people.
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Really? I can.
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...and then her car
had to get towed away.
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It was quite
a traumatic experience.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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What can I do to help?
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If you turn
to page 78 in the textbook,
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I'll begin today's lecture.
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We should come up
with some kind of video system
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so you can see
when I raise my hand.
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Why don't you just tell me?
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Let's try it. Hand-raise.
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Yes, Sheldon.
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That worked great.
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Hey, Connie.
Waiting for the mail?
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- Yeah.
- You know me.Yeah.
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Oh.
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Something
from Publishers Clearing House.
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Maybe you won.
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- Yeah, wouldn't that be something?
- Yeah.
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You know,
people think
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Publishers Clearing House
is Ed McMahon,
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but that's actually
a different company.
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- Is that so?
- Yeah.
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Publishers Clearing House
is the Prize Patrol
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with the giant check.
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Ed McMahon...
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Well, it sure is nice talking
to you, Edwin. Bye.
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Oh.
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The church van.
My grandma
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- rides that sometimes.
- Edwin.
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- Hmm?
- Beat it.
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All right. Yep.
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One can choose
the extended-zone scheme,
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the reduced-zone scheme
or the...
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- Hand-raise.
- Yes?
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I set you up
on speakerphone,
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so now it's really like
I'm learning in the future.
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May I continue?
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Ahead warp factor five.
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That's from Star Trek,
which is also in the future.
261
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,753
- Connie Tucker?
- Yeah.
262
00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,278
Give me one second.
I'll help you in.
263
00:09:33,362 --> 00:09:36,080
No, no, I don't need your help.
I can get it myself.
264
00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:40,244
She opened that
door by herself.
265
00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:42,117
Looks like we got
a feisty one.
266
00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:44,081
Don't test me.
267
00:09:44,648 --> 00:09:46,979
- Oh, yeah, she's feisty.
- What?
268
00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,871
- She's feisty!
- She's feisty!
269
00:09:51,812 --> 00:09:53,465
What?
270
00:10:00,786 --> 00:10:02,172
Vern.
271
00:10:02,968 --> 00:10:04,079
Connie.
272
00:10:04,164 --> 00:10:05,910
Where you headed, Connie?
273
00:10:06,017 --> 00:10:07,337
Stop flirting with her.
274
00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:09,719
I'm not flirting with her.
I was being cordial.
275
00:10:09,803 --> 00:10:11,705
Mm-hmm.
I'm Hortense,
276
00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:14,836
his wife, which, clearly,
he seems to have forgotten.
277
00:10:14,921 --> 00:10:16,796
Judas Priest, give it a rest.
278
00:10:17,028 --> 00:10:18,166
That's Doris.
279
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,947
Hello, Doris.
What?
280
00:10:20,093 --> 00:10:22,095
Turn on your hearing aid.
281
00:10:23,481 --> 00:10:24,833
It's nice to meet y'all.
282
00:10:24,918 --> 00:10:27,750
And to answer your question,
I'm headed to the salon.
283
00:10:27,865 --> 00:10:29,739
Oh, fancy.
284
00:10:30,157 --> 00:10:32,454
We're headed to the pharmacy.
285
00:10:33,784 --> 00:10:35,805
Seven pills a day.
286
00:10:35,907 --> 00:10:39,184
You take nine...
Clearly one ain't working.
287
00:10:39,268 --> 00:10:41,422
Okay, I'm on. What'd I miss?
288
00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:43,666
She's headed to the salon!
289
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,976
Ooh, fancy.
290
00:10:57,696 --> 00:10:58,855
Cooper residence.
291
00:10:58,939 --> 00:11:01,423
Sheldon,
President Hagemeyer again.
292
00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:04,687
Just calling to make sure it all
worked out with Dr. Linkletter.
293
00:11:04,771 --> 00:11:06,446
Yes, everything went quite well.
294
00:11:06,672 --> 00:11:08,353
Although he was a tad irritable.
295
00:11:08,438 --> 00:11:10,824
Maybe because I ripped him
a new one.
296
00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:13,000
- A new what?
- Ot important.
297
00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:15,176
Uh, whatever you need
for classes,
298
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,656
you just say the word.
299
00:11:16,954 --> 00:11:18,994
I suppose it could be helpful
if I could dial
300
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,822
into the university's server
while still
301
00:11:20,907 --> 00:11:22,548
on the phone with my professors.
302
00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:24,120
Like a second phone line?
303
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,557
We can take care of that.
304
00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:26,951
Well, as my meemaw would say,
305
00:11:27,035 --> 00:11:29,301
"Aren't you
just a spoonful of sugar?"
306
00:11:31,093 --> 00:11:33,739
Who is he talking to
all this time?
307
00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:36,563
And if there's anything else
you need, you just let me know.
308
00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:38,479
I can't think of anything
except that I wanted
309
00:11:38,571 --> 00:11:40,315
Strawberry Quik
and my brother put the empty
310
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,318
milk carton back in the fridge.
311
00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,146
Ah, brothers, they're the worst.
312
00:11:44,231 --> 00:11:46,411
Mine's an environmental
activist.
313
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,110
And then they crashed
into a tree.
314
00:11:50,195 --> 00:11:52,287
Oh, no! The engine caught fire.
315
00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:54,058
My goodness, is everyone okay?
316
00:11:54,143 --> 00:11:55,321
Thankfully, yes.
317
00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:57,243
But I was pretty shook up.
318
00:11:58,079 --> 00:12:00,258
Well, don't worry
about that test today.
319
00:12:00,868 --> 00:12:02,400
Thank you for understanding.
320
00:12:02,485 --> 00:12:03,988
Mm-hmm.
321
00:12:04,072 --> 00:12:06,680
Oh, and where are we
on homework tonight?
322
00:12:06,765 --> 00:12:08,509
- Don't push it.
- Right.
323
00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:11,200
Hey, I'm just gonna run Doris
into the bank.
324
00:12:11,285 --> 00:12:12,722
We'll be back in a minute.
325
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,173
Doris. Whoa.
326
00:12:15,257 --> 00:12:17,567
You seem like
you can get around,
327
00:12:17,651 --> 00:12:20,526
so why are you
in this geezer-buggy?
328
00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:22,572
I had a little car accident.
329
00:12:22,656 --> 00:12:24,704
Oh, no.Ooh.
Anybody get hurt?
330
00:12:24,807 --> 00:12:26,271
Only the tree.
331
00:12:26,355 --> 00:12:27,604
Step on the wrong pedal?
332
00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:29,346
No.
333
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:30,956
Maybe.
334
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,339
Maybe, my ass.
335
00:12:32,424 --> 00:12:34,246
Hey, that sort of thing happens.
336
00:12:34,331 --> 00:12:35,479
Oh.
337
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:37,874
He drove
into all kinds of stuff
338
00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:39,398
before they took his keys away.
339
00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:40,792
Remember the goose?
340
00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:42,795
Ooh. Feathers everywhere.
341
00:12:43,024 --> 00:12:44,855
Huh. I just think it'd kill me
342
00:12:44,939 --> 00:12:46,628
to lose my independence
like that.
343
00:12:46,713 --> 00:12:47,789
Oh, it's not so bad.
344
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,557
Sometimes Clayton takes us
to the park.
345
00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:51,872
Like dogs.
346
00:12:51,957 --> 00:12:53,550
I got places to go...
347
00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:55,424
Bowling league,
water aerobics,
348
00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,932
I drive my grandson to college.
349
00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:58,544
Why can't he drive himself?
350
00:12:58,629 --> 00:13:00,136
Well, he's 11.
351
00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:02,589
Wha...?
11 and in college?
352
00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:03,831
He's special.
353
00:13:03,923 --> 00:13:06,668
Our grandson is 27.
354
00:13:06,877 --> 00:13:09,823
Mm, he may be
the other kind of special.
355
00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:19,931
Sheldon?
356
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,192
In my room.
357
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:24,445
I saw a truck outside.
358
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:25,925
What's wrong
with the phone?
359
00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,667
Nothing.
Oh.
360
00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:29,235
Adding a second line.
361
00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:30,640
I'm almost done here.
362
00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:32,076
Just got to hop up on the roof.
363
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,393
Hold on. You can't just
add another phone line
364
00:13:35,478 --> 00:13:36,550
without asking.
365
00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:38,243
I didn't do it.
The university did.
366
00:13:38,328 --> 00:13:40,866
- Why would they do that?
- I asked them to.
367
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,739
Are you some sort
of special kid?
368
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,436
You have no idea.
369
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,565
Shouldn't you be up on the roof?
370
00:13:47,729 --> 00:13:50,953
You can't just ask
the university for things.
371
00:13:51,092 --> 00:13:53,140
President Hagemeyer seemed
so happy to help.
372
00:13:53,224 --> 00:13:54,577
Why rob her of that?
373
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,753
Sheldon, you are going to have
374
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,624
to get in a car again
eventually.
375
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,147
It's not looking like it.
376
00:14:01,752 --> 00:14:03,754
This isn't over.
377
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,784
Can I help you?
378
00:14:06,869 --> 00:14:09,222
- Grocery delivery for Sheldon Cooper?
- What is it?
379
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:12,737
Looks like milk, straws and
three cans of Strawberry Quik.
380
00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:14,348
Oh, boy.
381
00:14:14,672 --> 00:14:15,672
Thank you.
382
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,295
Would you tip him?
383
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:18,690
I'm a little light.
384
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,645
So, I was singing
385
00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,430
karaoke with
my girlfriend
386
00:14:22,514 --> 00:14:25,253
who used to be married to
the guy I'm currently dating.
387
00:14:25,338 --> 00:14:27,474
What the heck is a karaoke?
388
00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:29,222
It's when you stand up and sing
389
00:14:29,307 --> 00:14:30,869
in front of everybody
at the bar.
390
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,655
You're like a Las Vegas showgirl.
391
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,854
Oh, no, no,
anybody can do it.
392
00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:37,423
- I'll take you sometime.
- Oh, please. Can we?
393
00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:40,078
Well, could I sing
"Blue Suede Shoes"?
394
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:43,434
You bet. You better turn your hearing aid
down for that one.
395
00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:44,653
You got that right.
396
00:14:45,066 --> 00:14:46,543
Tell me,
when was the last time
397
00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:48,903
you went and got all
dolled up at a salon?
398
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,637
I don't even remember.
399
00:14:50,729 --> 00:14:52,037
It's been years.
400
00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:53,997
Does it look like
I go to a salon?
401
00:14:54,082 --> 00:14:55,278
We're going now.
402
00:14:55,363 --> 00:14:58,075
I'm gonna take you,
and it's on me.
403
00:14:58,249 --> 00:14:59,989
This is exciting.
404
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,817
It's a good thing
I got my heart pills.
405
00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:05,746
Hello.
406
00:15:05,866 --> 00:15:08,137
Hi. This is Linda Hagemeyer
from the university.
407
00:15:08,222 --> 00:15:09,878
Is this Mrs. Cooper?
408
00:15:10,006 --> 00:15:11,402
- Yes, it is.
- Excellent.
409
00:15:11,487 --> 00:15:13,629
Did the Strawberry Quik arrive?
410
00:15:13,714 --> 00:15:15,328
As a matter of fact,
it did.
411
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,680
Sounds like nasty stuff,
but, hey,
412
00:15:17,765 --> 00:15:20,031
whatever floats
the little guy's boat, right?
413
00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:23,905
Listen, I appreciate that you
value Sheldon at your school.
414
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,996
Love him.
But I am trying to raise him
415
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:31,161
to be a well-rounded individual
who will get in a car.
416
00:15:31,246 --> 00:15:32,817
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
417
00:15:32,902 --> 00:15:35,559
Academia draws all kinds
of eccentrics.
418
00:15:36,074 --> 00:15:37,818
Yeah, we've got
a biology professor
419
00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:39,931
who hasn't cut his nails
in years.
420
00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:42,114
Ugh. Looks like
Edward Scissorhands.
421
00:15:42,199 --> 00:15:44,668
That is not what I want
for my son.
422
00:15:47,035 --> 00:15:48,371
Do you have children?
423
00:15:48,456 --> 00:15:50,648
No, but thanks
for bringing it up.
424
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:54,479
Anyway, I would like Sheldon
to function in society,
425
00:15:54,563 --> 00:15:58,364
and it does not help if you give
him everything that he asks for.
426
00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:00,262
I'm just doing my job.
427
00:16:01,282 --> 00:16:03,825
And I am just doing mine.
428
00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:06,519
Understood.
429
00:16:06,604 --> 00:16:07,608
Thank you.
430
00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:10,153
Oh, and, um, in a few minutes,
431
00:16:10,238 --> 00:16:12,635
my assistant is gonna be
dropping off a big old basket
432
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,614
of Star Trektapes.
433
00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:17,614
I'm afraid it's too late for me
to pump the brakes on that one.
434
00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,625
♪ Whoa!
435
00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:31,159
- Sarah did a real nice job on my cuticles.
- Yeah.
436
00:16:31,244 --> 00:16:33,198
So where we headed next?
And don't say dinner.
437
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,033
Oh, but it's almost 4:00.
438
00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:37,582
- What?!
- It's almost 4:00.
439
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,932
Ooh, dinnertime.
440
00:16:39,017 --> 00:16:41,088
Just get in.
441
00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:44,455
Ooh. She's like
a muscle man.
442
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,924
- Move on over, Doris.
- What?
443
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:54,867
My mother eventually coaxed me
444
00:16:54,951 --> 00:16:57,405
back into a car
with a trip to RadioShack.
445
00:16:57,490 --> 00:16:58,904
She knew I was nervous
446
00:16:58,989 --> 00:17:01,473
so she came up with
an interesting distraction.
447
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,922
Baby, how about
we play a car game?
448
00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:07,317
I suppose.
Can I make it science-based?
449
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,104
Sure. I'll say an element
starting with "A,"
450
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,730
then you repeat that
and add one starting with "B."
451
00:17:12,838 --> 00:17:14,843
- I don't think I'll get very far.
- Great.
452
00:17:14,928 --> 00:17:16,323
Then I'll win.
Aluminum.
453
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:20,887
Okay, uh, you said
"A" for aluminum.
454
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:25,192
- "B." Is boron an element?
- Yes.
455
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,437
It was
the beginning of a new tradition.
456
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:30,764
One that would eventually
bring countless hours of joy
457
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,724
to Leonard
on our drives to work.
458
00:17:32,809 --> 00:17:35,497
Much like my mother,
he never beat me.
459
00:17:36,199 --> 00:17:38,291
I don't know an element
that starts with "D."
460
00:17:38,376 --> 00:17:40,033
I win. That was fun.
461
00:17:40,134 --> 00:17:42,049
Round two.
Argon.
462
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,113
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463
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